I’m the long-lost identical twin showing up out of nowhere to cause trouble.
Let’s be a Soap Opera
by Anonymous | reply 407 | July 26, 2024 9:37 PM |
I'm the reformed rapist.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 7, 2024 9:18 PM |
I'm the videotape.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 7, 2024 9:19 PM |
I'm the lack of annoyance that my wife didn't know she was being fucked by my doppelganger while I sitting in my own shit, chained to a wall.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 7, 2024 9:42 PM |
I'm amnesia. What's the purpose of this again?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 7, 2024 9:47 PM |
I'm the forever 35 year old actress whose character gave birth last year to a child that's now 14.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 7, 2024 9:49 PM |
I'm all the millionnaires, spies, serial killers. terrorists, international jet setters, world-renown surgeons, and famous artists residing in a sleepy small town in the middle of nowhere.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 7, 2024 9:51 PM |
I'm the coming out scene from the hot young twink
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 7, 2024 9:51 PM |
I am the Confessing-to-you-in-confidence. But I am also my evil twin, the Eavesdropper. What's the point of confiding if nobody overhears it?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 7, 2024 9:54 PM |
I'm the small town international airport with around-the-clock direct flights to every major city in the world.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 7, 2024 10:06 PM |
I’m Satanic demonic possession.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 7, 2024 10:08 PM |
I'm the big confrontation scene where one of the actor's back is turned to the others so that the audience can see both actors faces.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 7, 2024 10:15 PM |
I'm the rapid aging kid. Born three years ago, it's my first day at school today. In three years I will probably be engaged to my high school sweetheart.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 7, 2024 10:24 PM |
I'm the "consulting firm". No one really knows what I do, but I give my social-climbing founder the opportunity to dine at a fancy restaurant every night and sleep with every nubile young woman in town.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 7, 2024 10:31 PM |
I’m Ava!
We lived by the rules in that grungy house on Bowman Street!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 8, 2024 1:48 AM |
R14, turn in your Another World card now!!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 8, 2024 5:20 AM |
R14,
You deserve a kick in the cunt for that…
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 8, 2024 7:51 AM |
I'm the strange sound waves that allow whispered conversations to be heard clear as a bell through a cracked doorway over 20 feet away.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 8, 2024 8:14 AM |
I'm the Slut of Springfield.
And I'm so much better than that slut from the valley.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 8, 2024 8:46 AM |
I'm carrying your child and having feelings for you. And unresponsive, interchangeable baby actors staring at their offscreen mothers.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 8, 2024 8:51 AM |
I'm Fashions Courtesy of Ohrbach's.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 8, 2024 9:04 AM |
I'm the 3 hours in hair and makeup
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 8, 2024 11:20 AM |
I'm all the fabulous, often white, beautiful people leading exciting lives of glamour and wealth and yet never seem to work more than 3 hours a week tops.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 8, 2024 12:12 PM |
I'm the plethora of in-town lunatic asylums despite most having been shut down 40 years ago. I'm also incredibly easy to escape from.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 8, 2024 12:13 PM |
I'm the daytime writers and executives who create these shows thinking it's still 1979.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 8, 2024 12:14 PM |
I'm the town homosexual. Much like toddlers, I'm occasionally seen but seldom heard.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 8, 2024 12:15 PM |
I'm the good, hard slap across a cheating cad's face
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 8, 2024 12:20 PM |
I'm all the interiors of exciting international settings - from Paris to Cairo to Tokyo - and we all look the same.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 8, 2024 12:24 PM |
I'm the lax security on hospital computer systems that allows random people to change test results to their liking.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 8, 2024 12:25 PM |
I'm the live burial
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 8, 2024 12:34 PM |
I'm death, I'm only a thing until the actor's primetime/film career hopes don't work out, or the actor needs money, or the show needs shocking twist for a ratings boost If you don't believe me, talk to my friend, plastic surgery...
...Thank you death, hello everyone, I'm plastic surgery. I cannot only change a face, I can change height, skin tone, chest hair pattern and in some cases and I can literally age or de-age a character by at least a decade. And when my grieving wife realizes it's me, not through DNA - mind you, but some other nonsense means - like I know she doesn't take her coffee with sugar, she never seems to notice that my cock is completely different than the other guy's.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 8, 2024 1:32 PM |
I'm the child that you don't remember having given birth to because you were (a) hypnotized, (b) another of your several personalities, (c) convinced you had delivered a dead baby, or (d) convinced you had a miscarriage or abortion, only to find out twenty-five years later that someone made off with the fetus and gestated it long before such things were possible. Oh, yes, and by the way I might be a twin.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 8, 2024 1:45 PM |
I'm the coed prisons.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 8, 2024 1:49 PM |
I'm the eavesdropping porch. Lots of good dirt can be found on me!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 8, 2024 1:54 PM |
R30 good one, I wondered how all these women could be fooled by differing cocks and lovemaking style.
I'll be the identical tits the doppelganger must have to fool the husband/lover who no doubt has the originals emblazoned in his mind
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 8, 2024 3:50 PM |
I'm the character who ends up temporarily paralyzed and I spend a few months in a wheelchair. I end up walking again and there is never any mention of chronic pain or other issues associated with spinal cord injuries.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 8, 2024 5:04 PM |
I’m the love triangle among siblings.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 8, 2024 5:19 PM |
I'm the man whose had both the mother and the daughter.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 8, 2024 6:45 PM |
I am Jill Farren Phelps, here to kill off middle aged female characters, hire my friends, and turn the show into a low budget Sopranos while aggressively pushing for Emmy Nods.
Did I mention that I killed 2P&G soaps?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 8, 2024 6:49 PM |
R37 Cole Deschanel! How the hell are you?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 8, 2024 6:51 PM |
I'm the NuDirection the head writer is taking a character in now that TPTB have decided to recast the role.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 8, 2024 7:20 PM |
I am, "The role of...... is now being played by.....".
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 8, 2024 7:45 PM |
I'm Kathy Glasses fan mail.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 8, 2024 7:48 PM |
I'm Lil's Tercel
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 8, 2024 7:51 PM |
I’m MTS performing behind-the-scenes racist tirades while wearing an Afro wig… and snubbing Aretha Franklin at a newsstand.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 8, 2024 7:55 PM |
I'm the implosion of the homely tween actor's dreams of superstardom, recast by a smokin' hot 19 year old
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 8, 2024 7:55 PM |
I'm the coma a character is conveniently written to go into
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 8, 2024 7:56 PM |
I'm the plot lines, where it is 1972, 1993, or 2024, the same plot line is going on:
Margo is cheating on her husband with her husband's evil twin brother.
Alex is in a coma
Victor is ruining Jack through a ruthless business venture
Susan Lucci is still claiming to be 39 despite the actress playing her daughter being 53
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 8, 2024 8:00 PM |
I’m 2025, the year in which DOOL takes place.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 8, 2024 8:01 PM |
I'm the late night special where you get some sex scenes and swearing
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 8, 2024 8:03 PM |
I'm Sarah Michelle Gellar and Susan Lucci got me fired because I won an Emmy
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 8, 2024 8:09 PM |
I’m the octogenarian super-villain who reappears every once in a while to terrorize the town. Why I would want to release my evil supervirus in the town my grandchildren live in is a headscratcher, as is the question of why doesn't someone just push me down the stairs so the osteoporosis can do its job properly.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 8, 2024 8:23 PM |
I'm the Terror Island storyline on Sunset Beach that was ripped off from Scream.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 8, 2024 8:25 PM |
I'm the matriarch who got her start in Mack Sennett comedies. They built the building around me. I have to be wheeled in and poked in the back of the neck in order for me to say my line but I'm still here, damnit!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 8, 2024 8:27 PM |
I'm the Delia's 23rd husband.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 8, 2024 8:28 PM |
I'm the elevator that always gets stuck for hours leading to a couple having sex while they're trapped inside me.
You'll note, however, that I'm very homophobic, since this never happens to two guys who have undeniable screen chemistry.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 8, 2024 8:28 PM |
I'm the many abandoned of Dr Marlena Evans
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 8, 2024 8:29 PM |
I'm the good gossip.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 8, 2024 8:30 PM |
Amy Vining likes to blab…
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 8, 2024 8:32 PM |
I'm the kid that everyone is fighting for custody over, but who will then be sent to boarding school and forgotten about for several years until I'm SORASed and return to town as a juvenile delinquent 16-year old played by a 22-year old.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 8, 2024 8:46 PM |
I’m the actress the same age as the actor playing my son
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 8, 2024 8:51 PM |
I'm the one-night stand that leads to pregnancy.
And for whatever reason, it appears to help if the guy is three sheets to the wind and ready to pass; how this goes to his ability to maintain an erection and complete the job is a bit of a mystery.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 8, 2024 9:46 PM |
I'm the baby who gets named after a deceased villainous relative.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 8, 2024 9:56 PM |
I'm the expunged criminal records
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 8, 2024 10:00 PM |
R63, I’m the wanton, manipulative hissy who gets the drunk hero into bed… we never make love, but I’m able to convince him he’s the father of my fetus… the real baby daddy is a dopey nice guy who will never become a member of Mensa.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 8, 2024 10:02 PM |
I'm the attempt at a blowjob to get the drunk hero hard. I don't work but still find it erotic because he looks like Greg Vaughn
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 8, 2024 10:05 PM |
R64, I’m the maiden name that becomes the baby’s first name.
But… I’m also the surname of the abusive ex-hiusband/stepfather… long after the abuser is gone the surviving women will preposterously invoke the name as a show of power. (“The Raines women are strong,” Lillian declares to Beth and Lizzie.)
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 8, 2024 10:05 PM |
We five decided to post together:
- I'm the 0.1% Failure Rate of Birth Control Pills.
- I'm the Box of Condoms that the girl is seen buying. This is Russian Roulette. One of them inside me will break.
I'm the Vasectomy. Don't even bother.
I'm the over-the-counter Morning After Pill. No one's ever heard of me.
I could be Abortion, but everyone changes their mind at the last minute, and if they don't they will eventually have a nervous breakdown.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 8, 2024 10:06 PM |
^^^ ***HUSSY***
Muriel, an edit button, please.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 8, 2024 10:07 PM |
I'm the kissing right after waking up
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 8, 2024 10:12 PM |
I'm the black bra that women don't take off while having sex.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 8, 2024 10:14 PM |
I'm the character who gets severely burned or disfigured in an accident. I undergo one plastic surgery, wearing full face bandages for a few episodes and then the bandages are removed and there are no residual scars.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 8, 2024 10:18 PM |
I'm the new character that eats the show during my first two months as I appear in nearly 40 episodes.
YOU WILL LIKE ME.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 8, 2024 10:21 PM |
I'm the town's funeral home director. I'm the richest man in town having made an absolute FORTUNE off these people who are repeatedly presumed dead, or actually do die but didn't really. No refunds, bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 8, 2024 10:24 PM |
I'm Pat Ashley reporting from Paris. 🇫🇷
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 8, 2024 10:26 PM |
I'm the unclaimed corpse who was buried when the town's beloved hero was presumed killed in a freak tornado-avalanche. No one will bother to change the headstone once he returns.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 8, 2024 10:26 PM |
I’m abortion.
I am never an option. It would end too many storylines on top of everything else.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 8, 2024 10:34 PM |
I'm Proctor & Gamble. I stopped giving a fuck about housewives 20 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 8, 2024 10:36 PM |
I'm the lack of frank sex talk
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 8, 2024 10:38 PM |
I'm the diminutive, swarthy, stuttering mob kingpin of the Eastern Seaboard. Even though I am an internationally feared crime boss with immense power and wealth, I do not partake in sex work, drugs, or illegal arms trading. I'm also the moral center of this town.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 8, 2024 10:42 PM |
I'm the DNA report that is continuously meddled with such that no one knows who the real father is.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 8, 2024 11:02 PM |
I am the patriarch at the beginning of the show. I have a wife and two children. They all mean the world to me. In ten years I'll be on wife number three and five more children from various women. My first wife has two more children, one from before we were married and one she had out of wedlock when we were on a two-week break (she never cheats on anyone, hence the necessary brief breakup).
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 9, 2024 12:14 AM |
I'm the guy who raised another man's child and when the adult child finds out who his/her's real father is, I'm cast off to the side like garbage.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 9, 2024 12:16 AM |
I'm Trucker's abs.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 9, 2024 12:34 AM |
I'm Ivan Kipling's wallpaper.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 9, 2024 12:36 AM |
I'm the Hammond Organ providing the opening themes and background music that was put into storage back in the early 70s never to be heard from again. HELP!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 9, 2024 12:40 AM |
What about ME?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 9, 2024 12:41 AM |
I'm rape. I can be a horrific crime, but sometimes I'm also foreplay.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 9, 2024 12:45 AM |
I'm the popular young actor who decides to leave the soap after a couple of years in order to find fame and fortune in film and prime time, only to come crawling back three years from now ... well, that is if they haven't recast with someone better.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 9, 2024 12:54 AM |
I'm the voiceover announcer who states "The role of _____ ______ is now being played by _____ ______.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 9, 2024 12:59 AM |
I’m the siblings who have to call one another “big brother” and “sis” because there’s no way we could be related.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 9, 2024 1:44 AM |
I'm Nina Cortlandt's insulin.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 9, 2024 1:49 AM |
I'm the amazing insurance plan every one has. 10 years in a coma? No problem. Emergency reconstructive surgery? We got you covered. Psychotic breakdown? Take all the time you need.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 9, 2024 1:55 AM |
I'm Victor Lord finger banging Irene Manning.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 9, 2024 1:58 AM |
I am the ageing leading man who has been torn between two women for over 30 years and have about 20 kids with both of them.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 9, 2024 1:58 AM |
I'm rapemance.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 9, 2024 2:04 AM |
I’m DID aka multi personality disorder.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 9, 2024 2:49 AM |
I'm the black bitches Slee wants out of her face!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 9, 2024 2:49 AM |
I'm Karen Wolek's tricks.
TALBOT HUDDLESTON!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 9, 2024 2:49 AM |
I'm Mahjong night at the Craig's.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 9, 2024 3:25 AM |
I'm Bob Hughes' lusty penis.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 9, 2024 3:30 AM |
I'm Gloria Fucking Swanson and the no turbans rule.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 9, 2024 3:33 AM |
I’m the misguided LSD trip that lands you in an asylum.
[italic]Watch your iced tea glass!
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 9, 2024 3:51 AM |
I've been watching your house. I know your schedule.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 9, 2024 3:57 AM |
I’m the soon-to-be major star, just passing through.
The rest of you are stuck here FOREVER!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 9, 2024 4:09 AM |
I'm the truck stop diner located somewhere out in the boonies where the heroine takes a job working as a waitress when she's lost, on the run, amnesiac, etc. and has no money.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 9, 2024 5:38 AM |
I'm the insanely rich family that for whatever reason insists on all living together in one house despite obvious, vitriolic hate-spews every day.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 9, 2024 12:53 PM |
I'm the mental block that allows the antagonist to believe their obsession is really in love with them, despite you doing everything you can to ruin their life
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 9, 2024 12:56 PM |
I'm the former mental patient with three deaths under my belt, a failed business, multiple marriages, no college education, and well-known mob ties who still manages to be mayor of the town.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 9, 2024 12:59 PM |
I'm selective memory.
1) He terrorized me and my family for years, but now I realize that he was just misunderstood - now I love him and want him and his past crimes to me and my family don't matter.
2) He raped me on a dance floor, but he saved the town from becoming a popsicle, so it's okay
3) He raped my twin sister, but now he's the love of my life
4) I kidnapped and swapped babies, but when the same thing happens to me, I get to claim the moral high ground
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 9, 2024 2:57 PM |
I'm all the crimes committed by the supposed upstanding citizens, that go unpunished. I include tampering with evidence, lying to the police, failing to report a crime, falsifying records, leaving the baddie to die and drugging others.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 9, 2024 3:09 PM |
I am the kind of love Alice Frame will never know!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 9, 2024 3:36 PM |
I'm the child whose paternity was the source of endless plot twists, who was a teenager for three months, came back to town six months later trained as a doctor whose speciality -- cardiologist, brain surgeon, obstetrician -- changes to accommodate the plot.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 9, 2024 3:42 PM |
I’m cheap sets.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 9, 2024 3:48 PM |
I'm the cue cards.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 9, 2024 3:54 PM |
I'm the pub/bar that has rooms upstairs for boarders or members of the family who owns the bar/pub.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | June 9, 2024 4:08 PM |
I'm the presumed dead spouse who shows up in the middle of the wedding ceremony of the surviving spouse.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 9, 2024 4:11 PM |
I'm Bob, the lawyer. I specialize in everything
Need a will done? Call Bob
Criminal hearing? Call Bob
Need someone to represent your Fortune 500 Company? Call Bob
Fighting the HOA? Call Bob
Bankruptcy? Call Bob
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 9, 2024 4:43 PM |
Bob is also called the best lawyer in town, yet he has never won one murder case.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 9, 2024 4:50 PM |
I'm the show's main villain who is an ass to everyone. In order for the audience to still like me I have been given a genuine tender bond to the one child on the show. It shows my weak but sympathetic side. And voila, people love me.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 9, 2024 5:17 PM |
I'm the wardrobe attendant taking home the discarded undies from the hot actor to put on my face
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 9, 2024 5:21 PM |
I'm the lame holiday traditional family event like the 4th of the July barbecue in Springfield or the Christmas tree ornament placing party in Salem.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 9, 2024 5:24 PM |
I'm walls that shake when a door closes.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 9, 2024 6:08 PM |
I'm the character who just shows up at someone front door without calling first.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 9, 2024 6:12 PM |
Im long long rich aunt from Georgia only to discover she murdered 3 of her ex boyfriends.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 9, 2024 6:15 PM |
I'm the new "Story Consultant" brought in by The Suits to fix this crapfest.
Now, it's really going to get bad. And if I play my cards right, I'll be the next Head Writer!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 9, 2024 7:15 PM |
Im the fact that sometimes people come back from the dead in our universe.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 9, 2024 7:20 PM |
I’m the flakes of snow that never melt when a character comes inside.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 9, 2024 7:33 PM |
I'm the speedos worn by all the hot guys in the pool scenes years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 9, 2024 7:41 PM |
I'm the plastic surgeon who can make anyone look exactly like someone else, even if the two people aren't the same height-weight, have very recognizable moles or scars, different looking teeth, eye colors, boobies, cock dimensions, etc.
I often end up dead after I've performed the surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 9, 2024 7:43 PM |
I'm Dr Rolf, doing a full body search of an unconscious Marlena/Hope so he can make Hattie/Gina look exactly like them. The pervert
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 9, 2024 7:46 PM |
R131 Don't forget the voice transplant as well.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 9, 2024 7:46 PM |
I'm the lovelorn oft-married heroine whose full name makes people think I'm a law firm.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 9, 2024 7:48 PM |
Coma followed by amnesia.
Murder trials.
Disputed parentage.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 9, 2024 7:59 PM |
I am the accelerated speed of our legal system. I am arrested on Monday, indicted on Tuesday, stood trial of Thursday and the verdict is due late on Friday.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 9, 2024 8:04 PM |
I can't remember the last time I even saw a guy on a soap wearing a speedo. Probably Ronn Moss (gross), who's been gone from B&B for 12 years.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 9, 2024 8:10 PM |
[quote]R117 I'm the pub/bar that has rooms upstairs for boarders, or members of the family who own the bar/pub.
I’m Kelly’s, renamed Bobbie’s after a certain someone died.
(I am still livid about this. FUCK Bobbie Spencer!)
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 9, 2024 8:12 PM |
I'm General Hospital.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | June 9, 2024 8:13 PM |
I'm the plus-size girl who's love interest is the new hot hunk in town, because he's not superficial and is attracted to my personality; he only sees how beautiful I am on the inside.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | June 9, 2024 8:30 PM |
I'm the crunchy old mean drunk turned town heroine. I look and sound like a used-up bar hag, but men (especially stable boys) still want to get with me.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | June 9, 2024 8:30 PM |
I'm Rick's Beanie Babies
by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 9, 2024 9:50 PM |
I'm the pregnant female character who goes into labor and my baby ends up being delivered by my love interest who isn't the baby's father.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | June 9, 2024 9:56 PM |
R143 = Brooke Logan
by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 9, 2024 10:17 PM |
I'm THE BIG POTTED PLANT that some actress will be standing behind during the last five months of her real-life pregnancy.
Team members include: a vase full of giant chrysanthemums, a desk lamp with a very large shade, and a thick overcoat with matching satchel bag.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | June 9, 2024 10:41 PM |
i cant post
by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 9, 2024 10:42 PM |
I’m the ingenue who lasts all of the 13 contracted weeks and is replaced. I never act again.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | June 9, 2024 10:48 PM |
I'm Christine Jones. From the temp agency. I come and stink up a soap now and then when they need a cheap substitute.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | June 9, 2024 10:49 PM |
I’m the long-awaited wedding that unites our beloved hero and heroine and turns them into a dull married couple.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | June 9, 2024 10:52 PM |
Fuck you R149
by Anonymous | reply 150 | June 9, 2024 10:57 PM |
I'm the 5-year old kid that everyone's fawning over, but I can't act for shit and can barely get two words out. I like to look around everywhere except at the adult character who's actually talking to me in the scene.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | June 9, 2024 10:59 PM |
[quote]I'm Christine Jones. From the temp agency. I come and stink up a soap now and then when they need a cheap substitute.
Are you really coming for Janice Frame? THE Janice Frame?
by Anonymous | reply 152 | June 9, 2024 11:06 PM |
[italic]Cause of Death: Stabbed by Rachel Cory in a swimming pool.[/italic]
Good god!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | June 9, 2024 11:27 PM |
I'm the tape recorder that just happened to be on when someone confessed to a crime, allowing for months and months of blackmail.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | June 9, 2024 11:37 PM |
I'm the incredibly mawkish holiday shows and other "family-feel-good," syrupy, saccharine episodes.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | June 9, 2024 11:38 PM |
I'm a book, and you've never seen a character read me on any soap ever.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | June 9, 2024 11:39 PM |
I'm the one-dimensional parent of a character who is mean, abusive, condescending, and just plain awful, which is intended to draw out the sympathy of the audience to a badly-acted young character.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | June 9, 2024 11:40 PM |
I am the multi national corporations that somehow avoid bankruptcy, despite changing CEOs every 3 months, being the subject of a hostile takeover every 6 months, and being forgotten for a year while 1-2 of the CEOs is on trial for murder.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | June 9, 2024 11:41 PM |
I'm Diana Taylor's blood.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | June 9, 2024 11:48 PM |
I'm the hot young male character that all the elder gays who watch this shit want the writers to make gay.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | June 9, 2024 11:53 PM |
I'm Drake Hogestyn's character.
Every few years, the writing regime of the show reinvents my back story.
I'm a spy/agent! I'm a DiMera! No, I'm an Alamain! No, my father is Dick van Dyke!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | June 10, 2024 1:34 AM |
huh?
by Anonymous | reply 162 | June 10, 2024 1:53 AM |
R161 The character of John Black is meant to be a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma that's enveloped by the smell of a silent, but deadly fart.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | June 10, 2024 2:29 AM |
I'm the fluid geography of the town. Sometimes I'm on a river, or a lake, or near the beach. Sometimes I'm a short drive to a real major city and other times I'm clear across on the other side of the state. As an added bonus, weather is flexible too. I'm often set in the cold states like Wisconsin or upstate New York, and yet characters walk around outside in just a windbreaker during winter months.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | June 10, 2024 12:17 PM |
I am the horrible display of actual business practices and HR incidents. Insider trading, sleeping with co-workers, blackmail, and extortion as vehicles to drive the storyline.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | June 10, 2024 1:12 PM |
I'm an ex-breakdown writer on the number one soap. The headwriter decided the scriptwriters could make it up as they go along. I don't believe they got an accompanying salary bump.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | June 10, 2024 1:24 PM |
I'm Beverly. Secretly eating bread in the ladies room at the disco.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | June 10, 2024 4:18 PM |
I'm Dr Marlena's overworked colleagues, trying to cover for this bitch while she's kidnapped again. Or possessed (yeah right!). Or in prison. Or a coma. Amnesia following a miscarriage was very creative though. We're taking odds on her next trick to get out any actual work..
by Anonymous | reply 168 | June 10, 2024 4:45 PM |
I’m Traci Abbott’s early stint with bulimia (maybe the first for this topic in daytime tv). Traci’s best friend, played by Elizabeth Kiefer, seems to be noticing me. Then I disappear.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | June 10, 2024 4:49 PM |
Fat bitch only puked up her food so she could eat it again.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | June 10, 2024 4:51 PM |
I'm the ladies room at the Springfield Country Club. When they mount this set, you know you're in for a week of shit gettin' real.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | June 10, 2024 5:02 PM |
Yes!
by Anonymous | reply 172 | June 10, 2024 5:58 PM |
R171, love it! Nola and Vanessa, India and Reva…
by Anonymous | reply 173 | June 10, 2024 7:36 PM |
I'm Nepotism.
If you're an executive producer, head writer, or lead actor on the show, I'm sure I can find something for that kid of yours to do.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | June 10, 2024 8:45 PM |
I'm the toilet baby who grew up to be a top model.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | June 10, 2024 8:53 PM |
I'm the prime time actor who's agent told him to take this stupid guest stint. Something about losing my health insurance.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | June 10, 2024 9:24 PM |
I'm the show's big supercouple who can't stand each other in real life. The only time we talk to each other is during scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | June 10, 2024 9:39 PM |
I’m a five foot tall woman… and I’m a SUPERMODEL!!
by Anonymous | reply 178 | June 10, 2024 10:05 PM |
I’m the original character who now gets two lines a month, affects no stories whatsoever, and gets pushed into the background at parties and weddings.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | June 10, 2024 10:13 PM |
r178 and a toilet baby...don't forget you were a toilet baby
by Anonymous | reply 180 | June 10, 2024 10:20 PM |
I'm the hate watcher. I now make up 95% of the daytime soap opera viewing audience.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | June 10, 2024 10:27 PM |
I'm the murder mystery in which eight of the major characters have a motive and an opportunity, but the killer turns out to be a day player who nobody really cares about.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | June 10, 2024 10:28 PM |
R182 - While very enjoyable it really is absurd how after months or years of a villain's atrocious behavior, 6-8 characters suddenly, all at once on one night independent of each other, go publicly off the rails threatening to kill so-and-so and then have no alibi.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | June 10, 2024 10:34 PM |
I’m an actress who shows my tits in an R-rated movie and then gets a major role on a soap a year later.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | June 10, 2024 10:38 PM |
I'm the town's token Jewish character. I don't appear in the annual big Christmas episode.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | June 10, 2024 10:39 PM |
I’m a make soap actor. In real life, I’m either a rabid Republican or gay.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | June 10, 2024 10:44 PM |
*Male
by Anonymous | reply 187 | June 10, 2024 10:45 PM |
[quote] I'm the hate watcher. I now make up 95% of the daytime soap opera viewing audience.
I'm the other 5% who are over 87-years old and fall asleep after the first ten minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | June 10, 2024 10:45 PM |
snatch
by Anonymous | reply 189 | June 10, 2024 10:52 PM |
"I'm the other 5% who are over 87-years old and fall asleep after the first ten minutes."...and it makes no difference because 90% of the episode is retelling what happened in the past episodes and only 10% (if that) is any actual movement of the plot.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | June 10, 2024 10:55 PM |
I'm the fluidity of time. One day might last a month, but it's always today. Sometimes Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas all follow seamlessly.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | June 10, 2024 11:04 PM |
To R191’s and R190’s points, I think (some of) the undoing of the genre has been the attempt to speed things up.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | June 10, 2024 11:09 PM |
I'm Big Pharma!
I love paying for these soaps with my non-stop ads for the diabetic, the obese, the depressed, and all the other old-timers out there with heart disease, arthritis, osteoporosis and multiple respiratory illnesses. Just ask your doctor!
by Anonymous | reply 193 | June 11, 2024 12:12 AM |
I'm the yellow residue all over the Snyder kitchen.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | June 11, 2024 12:32 AM |
I'm Seth Snyder.
I am a nerdy dork in my flannel shirt, but I have a foot long love monster that makes all the girls scream.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | June 11, 2024 12:52 AM |
I'm the big glasses that make a beautiful woman automatically be seen as ugly and frumpy once she puts them on. Stay tuned for the glam makeover.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | June 11, 2024 1:23 AM |
R192 That, and the noted lack of speedos in the soap operas of today.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | June 11, 2024 1:27 AM |
I'm the couch that characters always end up having sex on even though they're supposedly in a residence with multiple bedrooms.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | June 11, 2024 1:28 AM |
I'm The Baseball Cap of Invisibility. Characters put me on when they want to lurk around town hoping no one will see or recognize them. I'm sometimes joined by a pair of eyeglasses or sunglasses from Dollar Tree.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | June 11, 2024 1:35 AM |
I'm the young muscled male second lead. I like to pretend I didn't get the job by blowing the EP.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | June 11, 2024 2:07 AM |
R200 Excuse me?
by Anonymous | reply 201 | June 11, 2024 3:19 AM |
[quote] I'm The Baseball Cap of Invisibility. Characters put me on when they want to lurk around town hoping no one will see or recognize them. I'm sometimes joined by a pair of eyeglasses or sunglasses from Dollar Tree.
Like when Harley donned a "disguise" to pretend she was someone else around Philip, but the "disguise" was just a pair of glasses?
by Anonymous | reply 202 | June 11, 2024 3:20 AM |
I'm the chubby, frumpy, dumpy actress who plays a fashionista running an international glamour magazine.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | June 11, 2024 4:22 AM |
I'm the pregnant woman who falls down the stairs and has a miscarriage.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | June 11, 2024 4:50 AM |
I'm the bad girl character who goes through the "raped portrayed as redemption" storyline.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | June 11, 2024 1:45 PM |
I am the fat actress who had her hair teased to god-level drag queen height to take away from my jowls.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | June 11, 2024 2:04 PM |
I play a maid and haven't had a storyline in years. But my overwhelming sense of self-importance and entitlement is astounding.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | June 11, 2024 2:08 PM |
I’m my great aunt Clara. My story’s on TV. DON’T call me!
by Anonymous | reply 208 | June 11, 2024 2:08 PM |
I’m the hated replacement actress of a popular character, usually a villain, when the red haired played me so much better.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | June 11, 2024 5:11 PM |
I'm the early 90s soap opera collectors' plates that were hawked to frau soap fans.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | June 11, 2024 5:37 PM |
I'm hair extensions. If I weren't around, all these well-beyond-menopause female characters with thinning hair would be wearing Eva Gabor wigs like they used to.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | June 11, 2024 7:12 PM |
I'm the threat to kill the character off in that mid-season cliffhanger if the self-important asshole actor doesn't start towing the line
by Anonymous | reply 212 | June 11, 2024 7:28 PM |
I'm the 90s. The only acting experience needed was nice pecs, chiseled abs, and a pretty face.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | June 11, 2024 7:29 PM |
[quote]towing the line
toeing
by Anonymous | reply 214 | June 11, 2024 7:34 PM |
I'm the son you never knew you had, from that time you had sex with your brother-in-law.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | June 11, 2024 7:36 PM |
I'm your rep from Hear-It-All, manufacturer of eavesdropping porches throughout the marvelous midwest.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | June 11, 2024 7:38 PM |
I'm the weekend. Has it ever once been a Saturday or Sunday on any soap opera?
by Anonymous | reply 217 | June 11, 2024 7:39 PM |
We're the two babies switched in the hospital nursery.
The wrong one given to the lead actress will more than likely die.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | June 11, 2024 7:47 PM |
I'm the new actress who has been on the show for six weeks and got an emmy nomination while the older lead who has been on the show 20 years has never gotten a nomination.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | June 11, 2024 7:55 PM |
I’m the whoring 18 yr old daughter. Last year I was 5.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | June 11, 2024 8:00 PM |
I'm the lack of interest in the history of established characters that leads to forgetting their backstory.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | June 11, 2024 8:32 PM |
I'm the character who suffers a head injury and spends some time in a coma. After I wake up, I have no long-term cognitive or physical health issues. I just walk around with a cane for a few episodes and then everything is fine.
And I'm also the character who gets shot in the head and has no long term brain damage.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | June 11, 2024 8:55 PM |
I'm Boarding School.
I'm usually located in Switzerland or Great Britain, but occasionally fly the flag of some other European country. I'm that place where parents deposit their kids - typically those in the seven to 12-year-old age range - after they've outlived their adorable cuteness, but aren't yet old enough to be featured in a Young Adult romance. .. That's right! Just hand them over to me, and after a year or two, I'll SORAS these unwanted kids and send them home as 16-year-olds ready for action!
Unfortunately, for the stellar reputation I have in the field of education, these new teenagers will more than likely return as bratty juvenile delinquents who are always out to cause some kind of trouble. .. And for the record, you might want to give them a 12-panel drug test as well as a detailed lecture on birth control and STDs as soon as they get off the plane. It's not in our curriculum.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | June 11, 2024 9:21 PM |
Some of those boarding schools have special powers or something special in the water.
I went to boarding school a skinny 10 year old, and came back soon after as a tall, muscular 18 year old!
by Anonymous | reply 225 | June 11, 2024 9:41 PM |
[quote] I’m a male soap actor. In real life, I’m either a rabid Republican or gay.
Can't it be both?
by Anonymous | reply 226 | June 11, 2024 9:57 PM |
[quote] I play a maid and haven't had a storyline in years. But my overwhelming sense of self-importance and entitlement is astounding.
Those most true-to-life character on the show also.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | June 11, 2024 9:58 PM |
I'm the vampires, werewolves, and witches desperately written in when Gothic Romance wasn't selling the show.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | June 11, 2024 10:06 PM |
I'm the gay orgies being had over at Edge of Night.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | June 11, 2024 10:07 PM |
I'm the flaming actor desperately trying to act like a straight romantic lead. No one over the age of 12 is buying it.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | June 11, 2024 10:08 PM |
I'm bad the prom dress fashion featured on The Bold & the Beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | June 11, 2024 10:13 PM |
I'm the 19 year old actor gloating over my Young Actor Emmy win over my fellow contestants, all of whom were between 7 - 12 years old.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | June 11, 2024 10:21 PM |
We're the characters of Palmer Cortlandt and Alan Spaulding.
We're supposed to be two of daytime's most feared villains, not to mention the kind of leading men who inspire wet pussies everywhere.
But we're played by two of the nelliest prisspots around!
by Anonymous | reply 233 | June 11, 2024 10:41 PM |
We're the new Hispanic family. There's at least four kids along with their poor Mama who has two work two jobs. There's no Papa in sight. The oldest son has always acted like the father in the family. One brother won't do as his older brother says, though, and one of the girls always dreams that Papa will return someday.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | June 11, 2024 11:25 PM |
*has to work too jobs
by Anonymous | reply 235 | June 11, 2024 11:26 PM |
* I give up LOL
has to work two jobs
by Anonymous | reply 236 | June 11, 2024 11:28 PM |
R225 — Lincoln Prep!
I vividly remember Phillip and (Frede)Rick returning unexpectedly, Rick driving Phillip’s fancy sports car. When Springfield PD pulls them over for speeding Phillip switches seats and takes the blame — their characters and their friendship cemented in a few moments of airtime.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | June 12, 2024 12:09 AM |
I'm The Friday Cliffhanger ... I've been killed off by Spoilers!
by Anonymous | reply 239 | June 12, 2024 12:18 AM |
R237 don't remind me! It was so obvious LOL!
by Anonymous | reply 240 | June 12, 2024 4:17 AM |
I'm gayling Will's naughty thoughts about Uncle Eric
by Anonymous | reply 241 | June 12, 2024 10:41 AM |
I'm twin hijinks. I'm either the long lost twin. The never known about twin. The vengeful twin. The psychotic twin. The goody two shoes twin. Or... the slutty twin.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | June 12, 2024 1:37 PM |
I'm the big star from the other soap who just started on this new show expecting to be the star and my character is written off six months later.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | June 12, 2024 1:48 PM |
I'm EJ's 13 x 8.5". Uncle Eric in r241 doesn't stand a chance.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | June 12, 2024 2:13 PM |
I’m CBS
by Anonymous | reply 245 | June 12, 2024 2:21 PM |
I'm General Hospital and Days of Our Lives. r245 doesn't know what he's talking about.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | June 12, 2024 2:29 PM |
I'm Will thinking about EJ's 13 x 8.5. And I'm also Will, moaning and cumming as I think about my beautiful stepfather EJ calling me "William" or "Master William."
by Anonymous | reply 247 | June 12, 2024 3:36 PM |
Who the hell are Will and Uncle Eric?
by Anonymous | reply 248 | June 12, 2024 4:03 PM |
Im the long lost cousin from England who sleeps in a box in the basement. Why has no one noticed why they only see me at night?
by Anonymous | reply 249 | June 12, 2024 4:16 PM |
Im the long lost cousin from England who sleeps in a box in the basement. Why has no one noticed why they only see me at night?
by Anonymous | reply 250 | June 12, 2024 4:16 PM |
I'm the shitty, back and forth editing for twins scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | June 12, 2024 4:17 PM |
R246 O I thought only Young and Restless and B&B were left.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | June 12, 2024 4:33 PM |
[quote] I'm the long lost cousin from England
I'm Sabrina, the other long lost half-cousin - slash - half-sibling from England. I like to ride a cockhorse to Banbury Cross.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | June 12, 2024 5:44 PM |
I'm the disaster episodes to mark the big soap anniversary.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | June 12, 2024 5:49 PM |
I'm the huge fire/flood/other destruction used as a cover for replacing the cheap sets, as HD takes over
by Anonymous | reply 255 | June 12, 2024 5:50 PM |
I’m the black family on Y&R. We’re all beautiful and only interact with the prominent members of the Newman family.
by Anonymous | reply 256 | June 12, 2024 6:07 PM |
I’m Ryan Philippe and I played a fag.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | June 12, 2024 6:13 PM |
As mentioned at R233.....I am the leading man who can be clocked as a gay man from SPACE.
I'm also the leading lady, yet I am the dykiest dyke that ever dyked.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | June 12, 2024 6:14 PM |
I'm Devon's mullet
by Anonymous | reply 259 | June 12, 2024 6:16 PM |
I'm Mary Stuart, "fuck those goddamned McClearys!"
by Anonymous | reply 260 | June 12, 2024 6:25 PM |
I'm Ada's dishtowel.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | June 12, 2024 6:33 PM |
I'm the neurotic maid.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | June 12, 2024 6:46 PM |
[quote]Louise Goddard, Vivian, Esther, Mamie
That was Vivien with an E.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | June 12, 2024 7:08 PM |
I'm the bartender at the town's primary watering hole who serves drinks without uttering a spoken line.
Who do I have to blow around here to get Underfive status.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | June 12, 2024 10:26 PM |
I’m locked up in a room or a closet or a basement for months by my rival or my evil twin.
How do I go to the bathroom?
by Anonymous | reply 265 | June 13, 2024 12:33 AM |
I'm the stereotypical gay character who is lusting after the hot muscled straight man.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | June 13, 2024 2:20 AM |
^^^ I think that only happens with "Xeo" on Days of our Lives ..lol
by Anonymous | reply 267 | June 13, 2024 2:32 AM |
I am the 60 year old man involved with a 25 year old woman.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | June 13, 2024 4:15 AM |
Or the 60 year old woman involved with a 25 year old man.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | June 13, 2024 11:46 AM |
I'm the hotel where multi millionaires live in a one room suite, because the budget is nil, and the same set is used with hardly a change in design.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | June 13, 2024 12:42 PM |
I'm the bad girl daddy issues
by Anonymous | reply 271 | June 13, 2024 1:26 PM |
I am the hambone veteran actress who was never a star, now lounging about in peignors chewing up the scenery, dragging out my lines and warbling. I'm what is accepted as great acting, but I would be laughed off the screen in primetime or film.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | June 13, 2024 3:20 PM |
I’m the serial killer storyline that’s basically been created to trim the cast of too much fat.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | June 13, 2024 4:16 PM |
I’m “Dark Shadows” and somehow the luckiest soap pre-1979 as every episode of me, except one, still exists.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | June 13, 2024 4:21 PM |
I’m the middle-aged character who was once front burner in the late 70s. Remember me? I was part of a couple, we weren’t THE couple but we’re still popular.
The writers stopped writing for me years ago but occasionally you’ll still see me around town.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | June 13, 2024 4:23 PM |
I’m the melodic theme song from the 60s, 70s, and/or 80s that will make you very nostalgic and maybe even tear up a little when you seek me out on YouTube. I remind you of your grandmother and your mom and the old living room.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | June 13, 2024 4:26 PM |
R276 isn't lying. This wasn't even my consistent show but I watched this when Agnes Nixon died and cried like a baby when I heard this.....MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 277 | June 13, 2024 6:52 PM |
l am Paul Rauch's brain. I came up with the 90 minute soap and destroyed that soap in the process. How I ever got another job, with my past history of racism, sexism and backstabbing would have made the greatest soap ever.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | June 13, 2024 7:05 PM |
I'm Mindy Lewis, Chelsea Newman, Summer Newman. We are fashion designers from small towns. We also don't know any gay men.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | June 13, 2024 9:31 PM |
Love it, R253!
We always gripe about women (like YR’s Phyllis) having sex with a doppelgänger and not noticing any difference (faux Jack was likely uncut!), but Seth fucked Sabrina at the Snyder pond thinking she was Frannie. I know it was later rationalized by saying that Seth subconsciously loved Sabrina, but come on!
by Anonymous | reply 280 | June 13, 2024 10:32 PM |
I'm the former cast member of a soap opera who returns to play the ghost of my deceased character for several episodes during sweeps month.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | June 13, 2024 10:39 PM |
It was dark, R280!!! And Seth was horny and without her glasses, Sabrina could have passed for Frannie.
I did like that they immediately told Frannie, not hiding it for months, and that Sabrina didn’t get pregnant.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | June 13, 2024 10:43 PM |
I am the identical twins/lookalike cousins Eventually we leave the show and are replaced by two different actresses who look nothing alike.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | June 13, 2024 10:47 PM |
And a few years later Holden got shitfaced and knocked up his sister in law Julie, thinking he was fucking his true love, his niece Lily.
All of that incest in the Snyder family contaminated their gene pool, so the boys had bad eyesight.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | June 13, 2024 10:47 PM |
I was once the big star of a soap, but up and left the show.
I eventually took a job on another soap with much ballyhoo in the press, but no one gave a fuck about me or my character there
by Anonymous | reply 285 | June 14, 2024 12:13 AM |
[quote]I'm the former cast member of a soap opera who returns to play the ghost of my deceased character for several episodes during sweeps month.
And I'm the shocking realization that ghosts age in real time.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | June 14, 2024 12:38 AM |
R285 is Marcy Walker.
Jill Farren Cunts should be flogged for a long list of sins and stupid actions. Naming a character "Tangie" - short for "Tangerine" - is one of them.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | June 14, 2024 12:50 AM |
If this has already been mentioned, my apologies.
I am the name heard rarely, but show up on soaps frequently.
Tangie
Ridge
Thorne
Snapper
Raven
Winter
Jinx (and Minx)
Preacher
Trucker
Liberty
Cricket
I'm sure I'm forgetting many more.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | June 14, 2024 12:57 AM |
^ I think my personal favorite was Egypt. Who the fuck names a kid Egypt?
by Anonymous | reply 289 | June 14, 2024 1:05 AM |
Eygpt! Yes, loved her.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | June 14, 2024 1:06 AM |
I'm Trucker McKenzie, the hottest man to ever appear on any soap opera at any time in the entire history of soap operas.
by Anonymous | reply 291 | June 14, 2024 1:07 AM |
I'm the ambitious actor who prepares a complex background to better inhabit my character and asks the director "what's my motivation in this scene?" Not realizing they were just hired to look pretty.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | June 14, 2024 3:54 AM |
I'm the actors who play brothers, but have scorching sexual chemistry and/or are fucking behind the scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | June 14, 2024 3:56 AM |
I'm Robin Scorpio, the only child soap opera character who was never SOARSED.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | June 14, 2024 4:19 AM |
Really, R294?
by Anonymous | reply 295 | June 14, 2024 4:23 AM |
I'm the old Hollywood star who can't handle the workload.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | June 14, 2024 4:54 AM |
I'm the repeated dialogue. The HW finds 4 different ways to say the same thing.
"Are you sure you want this divorce?"
"Are you having second thoughts about your marriage?"
"Having seen Brad again, do you want to try again?"
"You must have given this some thought...a divorce may not be the answer"
"
by Anonymous | reply 297 | June 14, 2024 6:12 AM |
R294 Heather Williams on Y&R was never SORASed. In fact, it's probably the reason the character wasn't played during the time they brought Steve Burton in to play Paul Williams' unknown cult baby son, Dylan McAvoy. Steve is and looks 10+ years older than the actress (Vail Bloom) who's been playing Heather; yet the retcon they were doing meant cult baby Dylan would have been Heather's younger brother, since he was born after her by a year or more. And since Heather aged normally this would have been odd. Now that he's no longer on the show, they've started playing her again.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | June 14, 2024 6:18 AM |
I'm the pub in a British soap. Stick around long enough and you'll be told to GET OUT! - you're banned !!
by Anonymous | reply 299 | June 14, 2024 6:56 AM |
R297 that wouldn't be the head writer, it would be a dialogue writer, one that does have to find 4 different ways over a week to say the same thing.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | June 14, 2024 2:05 PM |
On Emmerdale, Chas just told her own son, Aaron, to GET OUT of the Woolpack last week
by Anonymous | reply 302 | June 14, 2024 9:07 PM |
I'm the alien sci-fi storyline.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | June 14, 2024 10:17 PM |
I'm all the empty gin bottles and ratty wigs found when they cleaned out Ruth Warwick's dressing room.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | June 14, 2024 10:20 PM |
Ruth Warrick?
THAT bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | June 15, 2024 2:21 AM |
I'm the two-time Emmy-winner from when I first started on the show. 10 years, I'm selling real estate in Encino.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | June 15, 2024 11:34 AM |
I'm the stud actor who once had a syndicated hit where I barely wore clothes, then parlayed that into a long time soap role only to get fired. Now I'm an escort, or for pay, will show up at your garage sale for $$$$.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | June 15, 2024 1:58 PM |
I won a Daytime Emmy in the Younger Actor category. .. No one remembers me and now the damn award itself is even defunct.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | June 15, 2024 10:22 PM |
I'm the opening photos/sketches of the most important characters, almost every soap copied Y&R after they did it.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | June 16, 2024 12:59 AM |
R309, God, I loved Sandy Dvore and his sketches.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | June 16, 2024 1:53 AM |
That’s oddly specific, R307.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | June 16, 2024 2:33 AM |
R310 Dvore ended up kind of peeved at Y&R and hired lawyers when the soap removed his name from the end credits, because (per him) he was supposed to continue receiving credit for the Y&R brush stroke logo that he created and is still used today. He also says he didn't receive a dime from any of the merchandise they sold with the logo on it when that became a thing. Finally, he tells the story of how he was nominated for a Daytime Emmy in 1984 for Outstanding Achievement in the Creative Technical Crafts - Graphic Design, but then was told he wouldn't be get the statue, because there were no other nominees.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | June 16, 2024 6:31 AM |
R307 who are you talking about?
by Anonymous | reply 313 | June 16, 2024 4:09 PM |
R312, I didn’t know any of that.
I emailed back and forth with him years ago. He wanted to sell me a piece for $500. I was so broke at the time that I declined. One of my biggest regrets.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | June 16, 2024 8:15 PM |
I'm FauxSilver's Lens Crafter glasses.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | June 16, 2024 8:22 PM |
R314 Dvore got kind of feisty in his old age, and he'd put posts on social media where he'd spout off. That's where I learned about each of those circumstances. I remember checking on the Daytime Emmy story, and it's totally true. He's listed as the lone nominee for the category in 1984, and yet there's no win.
by Anonymous | reply 316 | June 16, 2024 8:27 PM |
I'm the book at the start of AMC.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | June 16, 2024 8:30 PM |
[quote]I remember checking on the Daytime Emmy story, and it's totally true. He's listed as the lone nominee for the category in 1984, and yet there's no win.
Hell of a way to run an awards show.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | June 16, 2024 9:17 PM |
Why would the Academy even include that category in the final nominations if nobody could win?
by Anonymous | reply 319 | June 16, 2024 9:19 PM |
I'm one of three jailhouse thugs already in the town's dirty holding cell when the 18-year old kid from the soap's wealthy core family gets his juvenile delinquent ass tossed in here for doing something stupid. .. Oh, oh! .. Looks like 'Sweetcheeks' will be forced to spend the night in lockdown with us, if you get my drift.
Only one of us three has lines, however, and today, it's not me. All my script says is: "Leer at the boy's hot ass like it's the last bussy on the planet. Every time your jailhouse leader, "Bull," says something to the kid, lasciviously nod in agreement, then lick your lips and pinch your tit."
Who writes this porny shit?
by Anonymous | reply 320 | June 16, 2024 10:26 PM |
I'm the sassy female bar owner or lab assistant or boarding house owner. I dispense advice, shrug with a world weariness and shake my head over the stupidity of younger, front burner characters.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | June 16, 2024 11:06 PM |
Over in Port Charles, that would be Stella (owner of Jake's) and Ruby (former brothel madam cum boarding house landlord).
by Anonymous | reply 322 | June 17, 2024 12:33 PM |
I'm the gay actor who is never convincing as a straight leading man.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | June 18, 2024 2:00 PM |
I'm the diner.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | June 18, 2024 2:02 PM |
R323 - Just the one dear? Even the "straight" actors come off as gayer than goose. I could never believe Stuart Damon was married to a woman and had children, for example.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | June 19, 2024 1:29 AM |
I'm the car interior. You only see me when someone is going to crash.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | June 19, 2024 1:30 AM |
I'm the Metro Court. I have 5 Michelin stars and an amazing reputation despite being the location of several murders, kidnappings, hostage crises, bombings, and a favorite hangout for mobsters. Oh and the main restaurant only has about 6 tables.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | June 19, 2024 1:33 AM |
I'm sperm at a sperm bank.
I'm going to be switched!
by Anonymous | reply 328 | June 19, 2024 8:31 AM |
I am the town alcoholic. All I need is a good 'talk to' by Mother to be cured.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | June 19, 2024 10:12 AM |
I'm hypothermia.
I happen when a couple who say they can't stand each other (not really) get stuck someplace in the freezing cold. And in order to survive, it's suggested that they'll need to share body heat. Oh gee .. to do that, they'll have to remove their clothing and make skin-so-skin contact, while trying to stay covered with the one small blanket they have.
Like the elevator above, I'm also very homophobic, since this only happens to opposite sex couples.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | June 19, 2024 10:27 AM |
I'm the early 2000s teen character storylines that ripped off Carrie.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | June 19, 2024 2:30 PM |
We're the two crew members backstage who are positioned on each side of the set elevator, so that we can pull its doors open and allow some diva to exit a scene at just the right melodramatic moment. .. We then wait for a signal from the assistant director informing us that the cameraman has his closeup shot of the character's soap face in frame before pushing the doors shut.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | June 19, 2024 11:12 PM |
I'm the poor girl from the wrong side of the tracks.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | June 19, 2024 11:43 PM |
I'm the tracks. Someone will die when they try to outrun the train or their car stalls while crossing me.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | June 20, 2024 12:51 AM |
We are straight male characters whose dialogue is written by straight women. We never talk about hockey or football or basketball. We don't talk about cars. Or finances. We gossip about relationships just like the ladies.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | June 20, 2024 7:54 PM |
I'm television.
Rarely do you even see a TV set, and usually I only make a very brief appearance when someone needs to watch a press conference being held by another character ... then POOF, I'm gone!
by Anonymous | reply 336 | June 20, 2024 9:35 PM |
I never go to the bathroom unless it's to take a pregnancy test. So I am NOT a male character. We don't EVER go for a piss.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | June 20, 2024 10:22 PM |
I'm all the kids getting hit by cars.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | June 21, 2024 1:26 AM |
R336 - One of my favorite scenes from early Dynasty was Jeff walking into the study where Fallon is on the couch watching TV. And she's watching a Heather/Joe scene from Golden Era GH. :LOL. It just seemed so shameless and random at the same time.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | June 21, 2024 12:02 PM |
I'm the split scene telephone call.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | June 21, 2024 1:55 PM |
I'm the talking out loud and suddenly my worst enemy can blackmail me with what they overheard me say to myself.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | June 21, 2024 9:48 PM |
I'm the mid-show bumper that only eldergays will talk about 35-years from now.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | June 21, 2024 10:16 PM |
I'm radio soap that when started was all about religion and piety but when switched to TV was all about adultery, murder, rape and venality.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | June 21, 2024 10:50 PM |
I'm the seven minutes of pacing around a room alone and talking out loud to oneself that a character does to explain convoluted storyline or to just fill air time.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | June 24, 2024 10:45 PM |
I'm the reading a magazine on the couch scene as the credits roll.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | June 24, 2024 10:55 PM |
I'm the preternaturally gorgeous, successful, yet single bachelor madly in love with the plainest, most neurotic girl in town.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | June 25, 2024 11:47 AM |
I'm the emergency organ transplant/blood transfusion that reveals to the whole town that one character is secretly the parent of another character.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | June 26, 2024 1:01 AM |
I'm the conversation with myself in my head.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | June 26, 2024 1:03 AM |
I'm the sexy, swarthy, young leader of a South American revolution that somehow winds up in a small midwestern town to romance a woman twice my age. I was very common in the 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | June 26, 2024 1:21 AM |
I'm Ivan Kipling's raised eyebrows.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | June 26, 2024 1:24 AM |
I'm the Production Booth. .. What's said in here is better than the soap!
by Anonymous | reply 351 | June 29, 2024 9:29 PM |
I'm all the young actors who don't know how to portray drunk or stoned realistically, despite being alcoholic drug addicts in real life.
by Anonymous | reply 352 | June 29, 2024 10:50 PM |
I'm the blind item that could actually be about every daytime soap in production.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | June 29, 2024 10:58 PM |
I'm the daytime tenet that sex can only be discussed but never seen and that violence can only be seen but never discussed.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | June 29, 2024 11:01 PM |
SURPRISE !! .. I'm the change-of-life baby.
The writers couldn't think of any other storyline for the fiftysomethng actress who plays my mother, so here I am!
by Anonymous | reply 355 | June 30, 2024 6:40 AM |
I'm the transvestite mob hit man, "Sally". I exist because the writing staff was high as fuck most of the time.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | June 30, 2024 1:12 PM |
I'm the law books.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | June 30, 2024 7:28 PM |
I'm the persistent soap-hopper. Every time I've left one (or it's gotten canceled more likely), my fans begin to campaign that I get hired on another one.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | July 1, 2024 12:15 AM |
I'm the 4' 5" model.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | July 1, 2024 12:16 AM |
I'm the wardrobe budget for the show's nominal star. High fashion botique wear if I'm the star, K-Mart on sale if I'm not.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | July 1, 2024 8:58 AM |
I'm the final episode of a cancelled soap. TPTB had over nine months to script me and managed to fuck that up too.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | July 1, 2024 8:29 PM |
I'm singing Danny Boy.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | July 1, 2024 8:31 PM |
I'm the Christmas Story.
They're gonna trot out the old guy out to read me for the umpteenth time.
Holy shit. Here come a boatload of kids who can't act.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | July 1, 2024 9:35 PM |
I'm the church that used to host weddings, funerals, and baptisms. I was a huge, glorious set and nearly the whole cast showed up for a weeklong extravaganza. Now I'm about 1/4 the size and only about 10 cast members show up with another 10 extras with no lines. It's all very forgettable.
by Anonymous | reply 364 | July 1, 2024 9:58 PM |
I'm The Big 80s exotic location shoot.
I've been replaced by stock footage and some wonky green-screen and/or CGI done by the intern.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | July 1, 2024 10:46 PM |
I'm that annoying dumb waitress chick who was only supposed to be there for one episode but lasted 5 years to represent poverty.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | July 2, 2024 4:06 AM |
I’m the insta-family. Even thought I’ve only discovered last month that random people in town are my relatives, now I’d commit crimes to protect them because they’re “family.”
by Anonymous | reply 367 | July 2, 2024 10:45 AM |
I’m the small town in the middle of nowhere that hosts mob bosses, international spies, major conglomerates, and has a great college that’s as good as Harvard or Yale.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | July 2, 2024 10:47 AM |
I'm the made-up foreign country or tropical island where the big adventure takes place that no one's ever heard of before, because I really don't exist.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | July 2, 2024 8:08 PM |
I'm the big bad new villain fresh in town. Two weeks ago no one ever heard my name, and now people won't shut the fuck up about me. Suddenly I'm a part of everyone's storyline no matter how disparate they are.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | July 2, 2024 9:55 PM |
I'm Tony Geary fucking Liz Taylor in my dressing room.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | July 2, 2024 11:59 PM |
I'm the voice that says, "The role of ______ ____ is now being played by ________ _______."
by Anonymous | reply 372 | July 3, 2024 12:50 AM |
I'm the token fat one.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | July 3, 2024 1:09 AM |
R371 - Well, there goes my breakfast
by Anonymous | reply 374 | July 3, 2024 11:49 AM |
I'm the small town newspaper that in the real world went defunct 30 years ago. We still have a mimeograph in the office, and use a fax machine regularly.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | July 3, 2024 11:51 AM |
The final episode of Another World fits R361.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | July 3, 2024 1:18 PM |
I'm the cafeteria at the hospital. A lot of good shit goes down there.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | July 3, 2024 6:56 PM |
I'm the marble patterned linoleum covering the columns at the courthouse set.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | July 3, 2024 7:21 PM |
I'm the special primetime event that daytime soap operas had many years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | July 3, 2024 8:15 PM |
I'm the 30 second network promo telling you how HOT its four daytime soaps are going to be this summer!
by Anonymous | reply 380 | July 3, 2024 8:21 PM |
^ The summer sizzles on NBC!
by Anonymous | reply 381 | July 3, 2024 8:56 PM |
I'm Patti Austin
by Anonymous | reply 382 | July 3, 2024 10:14 PM |
Tony Geary was, is and will always be a homosexualist, so there was never any "fucking." He may have been one of her escorts, as was Malcolm Forbes, but Geary was getting dicked down by or dicking down Ron Glass back in those days.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | July 3, 2024 10:18 PM |
Tony must have lusted after fellow homo Kin Shriner. I can't imagine Kin giving him the time of day. Tony's pubic hair perm was so gross.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | July 3, 2024 10:21 PM |
I'm the temporary recast while one of the lead actresses on the soap is on maternity leave from back in the day when head writers didn't change storyline to accommodate such things.
P.S. The audience loves me and is enjoying the break. That'll teach her to not get knocked up AGAIN!
by Anonymous | reply 385 | July 3, 2024 11:15 PM |
Kin's type = Billy Warlock.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | July 4, 2024 12:38 AM |
Thank you all for remembering me.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | July 4, 2024 12:58 AM |
Sorry ladies. I'm the hot, sexy soap actor who's in a long-distance relationship with my girlfriend on the other coast. To fill my lonely weekends, I dabble in gourmet cooking and collecting antiques.
by Anonymous | reply 388 | July 4, 2024 7:30 AM |
I'm the most aptly-named yet never-seen daytime soap, "It Never Ends". I exist only in the Simpsons' world, and Moe Szyslak starred.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | July 4, 2024 3:21 PM |
I'm "All My Circuits". Airing daily in 3000s, I am surely the longest-running soap opera in history.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | July 4, 2024 3:23 PM |
I've won numerous Daytime Emmys, but the only other regular gig I could ever book was selling prunes.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | July 4, 2024 9:31 PM |
Thank you, R380! Loved those promos. Roxie riding the bull is almost as great as India’s hair flip!
by Anonymous | reply 392 | July 5, 2024 2:03 AM |
I'm Hal Linden.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | July 5, 2024 2:51 AM |
I’m the family vampire wondering what the hell im doing in Pine Vallly.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | July 18, 2024 4:10 AM |
I'm Love in the Afternoon.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | July 18, 2024 2:47 PM |
I’m Llantano Mountain. Victor Lord bought me to stave off developers… oh, to hide the underground city of Eterna which is nestled beneath me.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | July 18, 2024 8:45 PM |
R395 - And I'm Daytime Dilemma!
by Anonymous | reply 397 | July 18, 2024 10:31 PM |
I'm the makeup artist who's been told by the executive producer to do something about the lead actress' latest cosmetic procedure that's made her look like an escapee from the wax museum. The key hair stylist has come up with something to hide half her face with bangs and side curtains, but that's not enough. I wish we could still put Vaseline on the camera lens.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | July 18, 2024 10:43 PM |
I'm the secret room.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | July 18, 2024 11:49 PM |
I'm the alcohol decanter. Only the rich characters have one.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | July 19, 2024 11:00 AM |
I'm the backdrop scene through the rear window during the car driving scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 401 | July 19, 2024 5:30 PM |
I'm the revolving door of writers all recycled from other soaps where they did an equally unimpressive job.
by Anonymous | reply 402 | July 19, 2024 5:32 PM |
I'm the 5th Mary Ryan.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | July 19, 2024 5:34 PM |
I'm Faux Silver's glasses.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | July 20, 2024 9:38 PM |
R403 Im the 254th Kevin Buchanan.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | July 26, 2024 7:02 PM |
I'm the buried alive storyline.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | July 26, 2024 7:30 PM |
I'm Mikkos Cassadine set on freezing the world. Miss me now, bitches? Enjoy your summer...
by Anonymous | reply 407 | July 26, 2024 9:37 PM |