Which college will Barron attend

A Long Island community college

Uday and Ivanka went to Penn.

Qusay went to Georgetown.

My bet is either Penn or Georgetown.

According to papa he's got the pick of the litter! He's a smart and really good-looking and amazing, astounding really; and a very tall guy. I suspect he'll wind up at Baruch or CCNY because all those fancy Ivies are so loony and left-wing, and all the protests and tents and stuff, but he'll get in everywhere!

Wherever he's going, he'll be taking the short bus there.

I hope he kept his sooootcase, though I suspect he's lost the Slovenian accent. This is kind of cute and insane; it's clear which parent spent more time with him.

UPenn and I’m sure it was based on pure intellect and merit…

Barbizon.

Trump University. He’ll be the only in the Class of ‘28.

A pedo post

Hudson University

He should go to a Texas, Florida, Alabama or Mississippi college. He’ll be a King.

[quote]A pedo post

Pedos are not known for lusting after strapping 6'7" "rapist at a frat party" types

R9 was molested by their father

No basketball scholarship?

Probably no manual coordination.

Most likely it will be a "safety school".

Wherever it is, Melania will be living close by. So it’s probably NYC and they will continue to live in Trump Tower.

Whatsammatta U at Slovenia

<- I also truly Melania will move near to wherever he matriculates. They've been thisclose his whole life.

Barron wouldn’t do well at a liberal university. The kids are loons.

Some Florida school I bet. Is there a nice bible college near Mar-A-Lago? You know, lightly accredited?

It’s kind of odd that it’s still not announced. The decision deadline was May 1.

Poupon U.

^so that means a Florida directional school, yes?

Southeastern Coastal Florida International University —West Palm Beach branch campus

Can YOU imagine him at Columbia or MIT?

TV/VCR Repair.

R22 it’s right on point for Trump…keep the grift going 24/7

Even the most liberal schools have a cadre of conservative students. He’ll be their King.

I still cannot understand why NOBODY in that household didn't even try to iron out the fucking creases in that graduation gown and stole.

Obviously they just opened the package 10 minutes before the ceremony and told the kid "Hurry up Slow Boy--we've got to GO!"

I've never heard him speak.

Yes you have —it’s just upthread.

I mean, as he is now.

[quote]Some Florida school I bet. Is there a nice bible college near Mar-A-Lago? You know, lightly accredited?

All colleges in Florida are lightly accredited. Or should be.

Could someone please give that unfortunate looking young lurch a decent haircut?

Poor kid. Having a narcissist for a dad is a fucking nightmare

What an ugly young man from a ugly crime family

I don't think he'd get into UF on his own either actually. They have a 23% acceptance rate this year. Stats for the 25th to 75th percentiles of those admitted to UF this year:

GPA 4.4-4.6 SAT 1350-1490 ACT 30-34

I'm doubting he has those stats or better.

Whatever school he goes to, whether it be NYU, Wharton, UF, whatever, he will get in because of his family.

His mother graduated cum loudly, he's probably a chip off the old block.

Hillsdale College would probably love to have him.

R37 are you stoned? He’s been in the slow class for a decade…he’s not going anywhere

The University of Ljubljana. He will be picked on and never adapt at an American college. He already speaks Slovenian. I'm sure Melania would be pleased.

[quote]whatever, he will get in because of his family.

His family is hated in academia.

He probably has a job waiting for him at Four Seasons Landscaping -- so maybe some vocational training?

I graddated V.D. [Valantine Dicktorine] from the Arkiteck Skoal

FRANKENSTEIN HIGH

@r4, "Wherever he's going, he'll be taking the short bus there. "

I hope it's the tall short bus

Transylvania State

UC San Diego, close to his part-time job at Sean Cody after all the money is gone.

Same triangular face as the Dick Tracy character, FlatTop.

Does McDonald's still have their Hamburger College? That's about the best this tard could do on his own.

He's not exactly an advertisement for advanced paternal age

@r50, If Barron were to go to Hamburger U it would only be to become a better Hamburglar

He really inherited his dad’s resting sullen bitch face.

^ It's that anus mouth they all have

There are a couple private English language "universities" in Switzerland. Also Pepperdine has a campus. Seems the right fit.

NYU has some great special education programs.

OH look another Trump thread

[quote] It’s kind of odd that it’s still not announced. The decision deadline was May 1.

R22 Perhaps, Barron will have a gap year. It would make sense that Momma would whisk him away on a world wide adventure just at the time Donald melts down from loosing the election, again.

[quote]Perhaps, Barron will have a gap year.

We're not hiring.

[quote]Donald melts down from loosing the election, again.

Oh, dear.

That was a post from Barron’s SAT prep coach^

I was thinking the same, r58. And he'd have a precedent in Malia Obama who took a year off (working for a Weinstein company 🙄). Barron won't work or even pretend to. I have no doubt Melania plans to whisk him away for a "travel year" in the face of the upcoming chaos that will swirl around the family. It seems like a prudent plan.

I'm sure he'd be treated well in Slovenia, Italy, Serbia, Hungary and other spots where interested parties will gladly host them and provide security. Thinking about Jackie O and her concerns following RFK's assassination. Not that she'd necessarily wind up divorcing Trump and marrying some oligarch, but she'd gladly accept their hospitality.

Who knows maybe he'll decide to matriculate at Ljubljana U. and just forego the next several years in the U.S.

^ That's a pretty good theory, let's see how it plays out

Malia graduated from Harvard.

As far as we know she now walks around West LA in yoga pants, with a cig or a joint on her mouth, looking for her hotter and younger sister—the one who embed up at U$C with a Sociology degree. …according to the Daily Fail…

^ "According to the Daily Fail" you have the IQ of a turnip

[quote]OH look another Trump thread

Boy are you late to the thread, R57. What's with the tardiness?

Hotter younger sister? 😳

Sasha is a dumpy slag now.

The fact that he has a Slovenian accent at 5 years old, tells me the lion’s share of his time was spent with mom. I doubt this kid has seen enough of his dad to even know him. Every time they are seen together it’s a photo op.

I wish him a happy life with little involvement with his paternal side.

No shit Sherlock— that was news 10 years ago R68

Trump University offers the best in advanced education.

Barron spent his childhood with Mel’s parents. You know- the illegals.

Trump U - they've got a lot of free slots available.

Trump U!! Hahaha! That's hilarious! You're really bringing the laughs.

The Dorothy Kilgallen School for the Chinless.

It's a little early to be marginalizing this kid don't you think??? He did not ask for his DNA heritage. Don't assume he inherited all the negative traits from his parents.

^ Please, tell us the positive traits of his parents... We'll wait

Thank you Polly Anna, the hall monitor. Very wise and important lesson.

Lurch will have plenty of tutors helping if not actually doing the work wherever he goes.

R78 Just like daddy had. Classmates don't remember seeing Donny in classes or taking tests.

Frankenstein Community College.

The Herman Munster School for the Gifted.

Poor fugly kid.

@r81, Pretty sure he's going to Midvale

University of Sobibor - um - Maribor, Brežice campus.

Barron is going to NYU. Melania mentioned it weeks ago.

NYU is where children of celebrities go to drop our after a year.

R85 even NYU would not sink to that special level.

Unless! Unless it is their Gallatin School—which is some bullshit combination of continuing education, “night school,” deferred admissions program and home for kids they don’t want to include in their official admissions calculations. They get away with murder on that point.

If he goes it will be in Slovenia

Classic image, R83. Takes me right back.

Does Barron have dual citizenship with Slovenia?

University of Ljubljana is a possibility if he is to play basketball in the EU.

He doesn’t play basketball. Duh.

[quote]He doesn’t play basketball. Duh.

Too uncoordinated? (I guess you can't blame everything on his sire's dusty old sperm).

r90 I'm sure melania has dual citizenship so he would be a citizen because of her.

He used to play soccer.

In 6th grade during P.E.

We all did…

^ Yes, but I'm sure Barron was the best 6th grade soccer player in the school's history 🙄

Soccer isn't very MAGA. But I guess trying to sell him as a football or MMA athlete would be too much of a stretch, even for Trump.

[quote]Don't assume he inherited all the negative traits from his parents.

Melania described him as being the most like his father, out of the spawn. That's not a ringing endorsement.

The University of Resting Cunt Face

Despite his height he seems a bit immature to take on college at this pount. A gap year- or a Gap job- might be the best thing for him.

Still no word...

Where did the ugly Clinton girl go to school?

R103 and we knew well before her graduation.

[quote]He already speaks Slo[bold]w[/bold]venian.

Fixed it!