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Which college will Barron attend

... Fall 2024 semester?

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by Anonymousreply 100June 10, 2024 4:42 AM

A Long Island community college

by Anonymousreply 1June 7, 2024 9:09 PM

Uday and Ivanka went to Penn.

Qusay went to Georgetown.

My bet is either Penn or Georgetown.

by Anonymousreply 2June 7, 2024 9:10 PM

According to papa he's got the pick of the litter! He's a smart and really good-looking and amazing, astounding really; and a very tall guy. I suspect he'll wind up at Baruch or CCNY because all those fancy Ivies are so loony and left-wing, and all the protests and tents and stuff, but he'll get in everywhere!

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by Anonymousreply 3June 7, 2024 9:11 PM

Wherever he's going, he'll be taking the short bus there.

by Anonymousreply 4June 7, 2024 9:15 PM

I hope he kept his sooootcase, though I suspect he's lost the Slovenian accent. This is kind of cute and insane; it's clear which parent spent more time with him.

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by Anonymousreply 5June 7, 2024 9:16 PM

UPenn and I’m sure it was based on pure intellect and merit…

by Anonymousreply 6June 7, 2024 9:22 PM


by Anonymousreply 7June 7, 2024 9:26 PM

Trump University. He’ll be the only in the Class of ‘28.

by Anonymousreply 8June 7, 2024 9:32 PM

A pedo post

by Anonymousreply 9June 7, 2024 9:35 PM

Hudson University

by Anonymousreply 10June 7, 2024 9:36 PM

He should go to a Texas, Florida, Alabama or Mississippi college. He’ll be a King.

by Anonymousreply 11June 7, 2024 9:42 PM

[quote]A pedo post

Pedos are not known for lusting after strapping 6'7" "rapist at a frat party" types

by Anonymousreply 12June 7, 2024 9:42 PM

R9 was molested by their father

by Anonymousreply 13June 7, 2024 9:42 PM

No basketball scholarship?

by Anonymousreply 14June 7, 2024 9:45 PM

Probably no manual coordination.

by Anonymousreply 15June 7, 2024 9:49 PM

Most likely it will be a "safety school".

by Anonymousreply 16June 7, 2024 9:50 PM

Wherever it is, Melania will be living close by. So it’s probably NYC and they will continue to live in Trump Tower.

by Anonymousreply 17June 7, 2024 9:52 PM

Whatsammatta U at Slovenia

by Anonymousreply 18June 7, 2024 9:52 PM

<- I also truly Melania will move near to wherever he matriculates. They've been thisclose his whole life.

by Anonymousreply 19June 7, 2024 9:53 PM

Barron wouldn’t do well at a liberal university. The kids are loons.

by Anonymousreply 20June 7, 2024 9:53 PM

Some Florida school I bet. Is there a nice bible college near Mar-A-Lago? You know, lightly accredited?

by Anonymousreply 21June 7, 2024 9:54 PM

It’s kind of odd that it’s still not announced. The decision deadline was May 1.

by Anonymousreply 22June 7, 2024 9:55 PM

Poupon U.

by Anonymousreply 23June 7, 2024 9:55 PM

^so that means a Florida directional school, yes?

Southeastern Coastal Florida International University —West Palm Beach branch campus

by Anonymousreply 24June 7, 2024 9:56 PM

Can YOU imagine him at Columbia or MIT?

by Anonymousreply 25June 7, 2024 10:06 PM

TV/VCR Repair.

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by Anonymousreply 26June 7, 2024 10:09 PM

R22 it’s right on point for Trump…keep the grift going 24/7

by Anonymousreply 27June 7, 2024 10:15 PM

Even the most liberal schools have a cadre of conservative students. He’ll be their King.

by Anonymousreply 28June 7, 2024 10:17 PM

I still cannot understand why NOBODY in that household didn't even try to iron out the fucking creases in that graduation gown and stole.

Obviously they just opened the package 10 minutes before the ceremony and told the kid "Hurry up Slow Boy--we've got to GO!"

by Anonymousreply 29June 7, 2024 10:23 PM

I've never heard him speak.

by Anonymousreply 30June 7, 2024 10:25 PM

Yes you have —it’s just upthread.

by Anonymousreply 31June 7, 2024 10:31 PM

I mean, as he is now.

by Anonymousreply 32June 7, 2024 10:33 PM

[quote]Some Florida school I bet. Is there a nice bible college near Mar-A-Lago? You know, lightly accredited?

All colleges in Florida are lightly accredited. Or should be.

by Anonymousreply 33June 7, 2024 10:40 PM

Could someone please give that unfortunate looking young lurch a decent haircut?

by Anonymousreply 34June 7, 2024 10:45 PM

Poor kid. Having a narcissist for a dad is a fucking nightmare

by Anonymousreply 35June 7, 2024 10:46 PM

What an ugly young man from a ugly crime family

by Anonymousreply 36June 8, 2024 1:18 AM

I don't think he'd get into UF on his own either actually. They have a 23% acceptance rate this year. Stats for the 25th to 75th percentiles of those admitted to UF this year:

GPA 4.4-4.6 SAT 1350-1490 ACT 30-34

I'm doubting he has those stats or better.

Whatever school he goes to, whether it be NYU, Wharton, UF, whatever, he will get in because of his family.

by Anonymousreply 37June 8, 2024 1:35 AM

His mother graduated cum loudly, he's probably a chip off the old block.

by Anonymousreply 38June 8, 2024 1:42 AM

Hillsdale College would probably love to have him.

by Anonymousreply 39June 8, 2024 2:20 AM

R37 are you stoned? He’s been in the slow class for a decade…he’s not going anywhere

by Anonymousreply 40June 8, 2024 2:24 AM

The University of Ljubljana. He will be picked on and never adapt at an American college. He already speaks Slovenian. I'm sure Melania would be pleased.

by Anonymousreply 41June 8, 2024 2:26 AM

[quote]whatever, he will get in because of his family.

His family is hated in academia.

by Anonymousreply 42June 8, 2024 2:26 AM

He probably has a job waiting for him at Four Seasons Landscaping -- so maybe some vocational training?

by Anonymousreply 43June 8, 2024 2:41 AM

I graddated V.D. [Valantine Dicktorine] from the Arkiteck Skoal

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by Anonymousreply 45June 8, 2024 3:56 AM

@r4, "Wherever he's going, he'll be taking the short bus there. "

I hope it's the tall short bus

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by Anonymousreply 46June 8, 2024 3:58 AM

Transylvania State

by Anonymousreply 47June 8, 2024 4:01 AM

UC San Diego, close to his part-time job at Sean Cody after all the money is gone.

by Anonymousreply 48June 8, 2024 4:01 AM

Same triangular face as the Dick Tracy character, FlatTop.

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by Anonymousreply 49June 8, 2024 5:31 AM

Does McDonald's still have their Hamburger College? That's about the best this tard could do on his own.

by Anonymousreply 50June 8, 2024 5:40 AM

He's not exactly an advertisement for advanced paternal age

by Anonymousreply 51June 8, 2024 5:40 AM

@r50, If Barron were to go to Hamburger U it would only be to become a better Hamburglar

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by Anonymousreply 52June 8, 2024 7:21 AM

He really inherited his dad’s resting sullen bitch face.

by Anonymousreply 53June 8, 2024 9:35 AM

^ It's that anus mouth they all have

by Anonymousreply 54June 8, 2024 9:48 AM

There are a couple private English language "universities" in Switzerland. Also Pepperdine has a campus. Seems the right fit.

by Anonymousreply 55June 8, 2024 10:06 AM

NYU has some great special education programs.

by Anonymousreply 56June 8, 2024 11:31 AM

OH look another Trump thread

by Anonymousreply 57June 8, 2024 2:17 PM

[quote] It’s kind of odd that it’s still not announced. The decision deadline was May 1.

R22 Perhaps, Barron will have a gap year. It would make sense that Momma would whisk him away on a world wide adventure just at the time Donald melts down from loosing the election, again.

by Anonymousreply 58June 8, 2024 2:32 PM

[quote]Perhaps, Barron will have a gap year.

We're not hiring.

by Anonymousreply 59June 8, 2024 2:34 PM

[quote]Donald melts down from loosing the election, again.

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 60June 8, 2024 2:37 PM

That was a post from Barron’s SAT prep coach^

by Anonymousreply 61June 8, 2024 4:09 PM

I was thinking the same, r58. And he'd have a precedent in Malia Obama who took a year off (working for a Weinstein company 🙄). Barron won't work or even pretend to. I have no doubt Melania plans to whisk him away for a "travel year" in the face of the upcoming chaos that will swirl around the family. It seems like a prudent plan.

I'm sure he'd be treated well in Slovenia, Italy, Serbia, Hungary and other spots where interested parties will gladly host them and provide security. Thinking about Jackie O and her concerns following RFK's assassination. Not that she'd necessarily wind up divorcing Trump and marrying some oligarch, but she'd gladly accept their hospitality.

Who knows maybe he'll decide to matriculate at Ljubljana U. and just forego the next several years in the U.S.

by Anonymousreply 62June 8, 2024 5:47 PM

^ That's a pretty good theory, let's see how it plays out

by Anonymousreply 63June 8, 2024 5:52 PM

Malia graduated from Harvard.

As far as we know she now walks around West LA in yoga pants, with a cig or a joint on her mouth, looking for her hotter and younger sister—the one who embed up at U$C with a Sociology degree. …according to the Daily Fail…

by Anonymousreply 64June 8, 2024 6:47 PM

^ "According to the Daily Fail" you have the IQ of a turnip

by Anonymousreply 65June 8, 2024 7:27 PM

[quote]OH look another Trump thread

Boy are you late to the thread, R57. What's with the tardiness?

by Anonymousreply 66June 8, 2024 7:39 PM

Hotter younger sister? 😳

Sasha is a dumpy slag now.

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by Anonymousreply 67June 8, 2024 10:04 PM

The fact that he has a Slovenian accent at 5 years old, tells me the lion’s share of his time was spent with mom. I doubt this kid has seen enough of his dad to even know him. Every time they are seen together it’s a photo op.

I wish him a happy life with little involvement with his paternal side.

by Anonymousreply 68June 8, 2024 11:31 PM

No shit Sherlock— that was news 10 years ago R68

by Anonymousreply 69June 9, 2024 12:51 AM

Trump University offers the best in advanced education.

by Anonymousreply 70June 9, 2024 1:48 AM

Barron spent his childhood with Mel’s parents. You know- the illegals.

by Anonymousreply 71June 9, 2024 3:19 AM

Trump U - they've got a lot of free slots available.

by Anonymousreply 72June 9, 2024 8:12 AM

Trump U!! Hahaha! That's hilarious! You're really bringing the laughs.

by Anonymousreply 73June 9, 2024 8:46 AM

The Dorothy Kilgallen School for the Chinless.

by Anonymousreply 74June 9, 2024 8:49 AM

It's a little early to be marginalizing this kid don't you think??? He did not ask for his DNA heritage. Don't assume he inherited all the negative traits from his parents.

by Anonymousreply 75June 9, 2024 12:00 PM

^ Please, tell us the positive traits of his parents... We'll wait

by Anonymousreply 76June 9, 2024 12:38 PM

Thank you Polly Anna, the hall monitor. Very wise and important lesson.

by Anonymousreply 77June 9, 2024 12:49 PM

Lurch will have plenty of tutors helping if not actually doing the work wherever he goes.

by Anonymousreply 78June 9, 2024 12:56 PM

R78 Just like daddy had. Classmates don't remember seeing Donny in classes or taking tests.

by Anonymousreply 79June 9, 2024 12:59 PM

Frankenstein Community College.

by Anonymousreply 80June 9, 2024 1:21 PM

The Herman Munster School for the Gifted.

by Anonymousreply 81June 9, 2024 3:12 PM

Poor fugly kid.

by Anonymousreply 82June 9, 2024 3:19 PM

@r81, Pretty sure he's going to Midvale

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by Anonymousreply 83June 9, 2024 4:01 PM

University of Sobibor - um - Maribor, Brežice campus.

by Anonymousreply 84June 9, 2024 4:13 PM

Barron is going to NYU. Melania mentioned it weeks ago.

by Anonymousreply 85June 9, 2024 4:46 PM

NYU is where children of celebrities go to drop our after a year.

by Anonymousreply 86June 9, 2024 4:54 PM

R85 even NYU would not sink to that special level.

Unless! Unless it is their Gallatin School—which is some bullshit combination of continuing education, “night school,” deferred admissions program and home for kids they don’t want to include in their official admissions calculations. They get away with murder on that point.

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by Anonymousreply 87June 9, 2024 5:05 PM

If he goes it will be in Slovenia

by Anonymousreply 88June 9, 2024 5:08 PM

Classic image, R83. Takes me right back.

by Anonymousreply 89June 9, 2024 5:16 PM

Does Barron have dual citizenship with Slovenia?

University of Ljubljana is a possibility if he is to play basketball in the EU.

by Anonymousreply 90June 9, 2024 5:18 PM

He doesn’t play basketball. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 91June 9, 2024 5:19 PM

[quote]He doesn’t play basketball. Duh.

Too uncoordinated? (I guess you can't blame everything on his sire's dusty old sperm).

by Anonymousreply 92June 9, 2024 5:26 PM

r90 I'm sure melania has dual citizenship so he would be a citizen because of her.

by Anonymousreply 93June 9, 2024 8:35 PM

He used to play soccer.

by Anonymousreply 94June 9, 2024 9:11 PM

In 6th grade during P.E.

We all did…

by Anonymousreply 95June 9, 2024 9:20 PM

^ Yes, but I'm sure Barron was the best 6th grade soccer player in the school's history 🙄

by Anonymousreply 96June 9, 2024 9:31 PM

Soccer isn't very MAGA. But I guess trying to sell him as a football or MMA athlete would be too much of a stretch, even for Trump.

by Anonymousreply 97June 9, 2024 11:21 PM

[quote]Don't assume he inherited all the negative traits from his parents.

Melania described him as being the most like his father, out of the spawn. That's not a ringing endorsement.

by Anonymousreply 98June 9, 2024 11:31 PM

The University of Resting Cunt Face

by Anonymousreply 99June 9, 2024 11:33 PM

Despite his height he seems a bit immature to take on college at this pount. A gap year- or a Gap job- might be the best thing for him.

by Anonymousreply 100June 10, 2024 4:42 AM
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