Let’s be Monkey See-Monkey Do gays

I’m trying to make the new Kylie-Diplo-Orville Peck song happen.

I'm the devotion to Beyoncé!

I’m the gagging at mother eating and leaving no crumbs, aka a fat black female celebrity doing something mediocre.

I am told I need to worship Sondheim and orgasm over the thought of a "Follies" revival sweeping the Tonys. So, I do.

I’m the domino effect fashion trends, see mesh tank tops, dangly cross earrings, and nail polish.

I'm the nonbinary "Queerz 4 Palestine" rep explaining in exhaustive detail the many ways queer people are supported in Gaza.

I’m acting like horrible movies don’t suck, because of their camp factor. See Hocus Pocus.

I'm getting botox at age thirty-two because I can't look like a relic at Sip 'n Twirl this summer!

Hilarious, r6! Do they have blue hair? What about participation trophies? You post wasn't quite unoriginal enough. I think you need to include a crusty old boomer joke about trigger warnings.

I’m the Datalounge subscription.

r9 climbing down from they's "Queerz 4 Palestine!" float at Milwaukee Pride.

[quote] I think you need to include a crusty old boomer joke about trigger warnings.

Speaking of triggered, bitch.

We’re the Disney character-esque, oversized pink high top sneakers that WILL be worn again to the Pride Block Party this year!!

chastity belts

The White Party!

Tattoos.

I’m the completely unearned Superiority Complex.

^Fine honey—dress yourself. I’m sure you’ll be fine.

I’m the poster that keeps trying to make Monkey See Monkey Do Gays happen as a term.

I’m R19 seeing posts that hit too close to home.

I'm not OP, but I did use that term here recently. Different people are using it, and not trying to "make it happen" you conspiracy theorist!

Are your gay friends all paranoid like you? Are you just mimicking them?

I stole it from R21 and I thought it was funny. It’s like “Yaaasss Kweens” or “basic gays”.

I’m OP

I’m the color coordinated outfits for a party.

I’m the thin veneer of flippant sophistication over an aching chasm of endless need.

I’m an aching chasm of endless mussy

I’m the thought that my poopy shithole is some mystical paradise that every man dreams to visit. Now watch me give everyone bitchy looks, this makes me feel like I’m better than everyone else.