Shouldn’t Marlo Thomas sue?

Yuck.

Clayface.

I don't think she should leave the house.

Yikes.

Burn victim?

La Toya?

I don’t care about her face.

She does important work for St. Jude’s.

Marlo is too cheap.

Smashed.

Jesus.

Pricilla Presley looks better.

If *she* likes it, we should *love* it!

I loved her 1960s “Mr. Magoo” cartoon shorts.

[quote] I don't think she should leave the house.

Those who lie under glass tables shouldn’t throw stones.

Her face looks like those aliens 👽 in the Star Trek next generation movie - Insurrection (1998) who are getting their faces stretched.

I have read the botched are per syringe..And because it is expensive stuff, the botched insist on using every bit of what they are charged for despite the recommendations of the medical staff.

You have gone too far when you don't resemble yourself any longer.

Some people get the face they deserve.

Is it Marlo or a Michael Jackson face mask?

Poor Phil.

"No, no, doctor, the cataracts aren't that bad."

R14: ?

She looks good. I'm getting inspiration from her for my next procedure.

Should have just aged gracefully but the damage is done and I guess she's ok with it. Seriously, I don't know why people do this shit to their faces.

They are CHARGED per 💉 and insist on using all of the stuff in spite of the recommendation offered by the medical staff.

Inflamed.

It’s so…lifelike.

You should hear her speak with her new nose

In happier times.

"That Girl" opening credits 1966.

Having heard what we have about Marlo's personality, are we sure the doctor didn't make her look like that deliberately?

She now looks like the mother of Robert Z'Dar

[quote] It’s so…lifelike.

She's taken up residence in the uncanny valley.

OP, when you post so many photos like that you completely sabotage your own thread.

Less is more.

I can't get enough pics of Miss Piggy's snout!

The botched, R16?

Whassss up?

R9 could also almost be Faye Dunaway.

It looks like Phil did the operation in the kitchen himself... For gods sake: just get all the goo sucked out and excise the extra skin.

Why?

It’s a sad state in contemporary society when people would choose to look like a deformed freak show performer than simply old.

She has no mirrors.

I was so disappointed when two women from back in the day that I believed to be feminist icons had work done to their faces. I mean, wasn't one of the points of feminism supposed to be that women are supposed to be valued for who we are rather than what we look like?

Marlo and Gloria Steinem, shame on you.

OT, but just yesterday, when I went for my mammogram, the woman who did it was sincerely shocked to find out I'm 65. Just sayin'.

She got the face she deserves, litigation would be futile...karma.

Her nose job is tragic.

She used to be super wrinkly. I guess she needed all of that filler to smooth it out.

She sort of looks like what Mariah Carey would look like if she ran face first into a building.

Who cares-she’ll be dead soon.

Wasn't she in that movie Brazil?

Joseph Merrick lives!

She's 86.

I guess she's going for the pre-embalmed look.

Honey, you could be that girl, too.

Why? She look good. Jealous much?

I’d like to see an age projection of her sans plastic surgery.

That poor woman. I wouldn't have the courage to leave the house if my face looked like that. Imagine what she looks like without all the trowelled on makeup.

The stuff of nightmares. How does Phil get to sleep at night?

Joan Van Ark chiming in at R49

That Hurl

R20, it’s a joke about the infamous rumor that Danny Thomas, her father, liked women to shit on glass coffee tables while he was underneath.

It must be weird being famous for a TV series you did 60 years ago.

Give it time. Her work just hasn't settled down yet.

Stay well clear! That noggin looks like it's going to explode at any moment to relieve the pressure off all the festering goo inside.

This is what happens when you hurl F-bombs and scream at your plastic surgeon like you do to everyone else.

R5 That’s what a lot of them look like. Burn victims. Waxy faces.

NO. She thinks she looks fabulous.

🤡 🤡 🤡

She had the work done to star in the reboot of her classic TV show, That Ghoul.

R63, that's very impressive. Well played!

Seriously though why allow yourself to be photographed? Let it settle, get it extracted, sue... but for God's sake don't put it out there. She must be batshit if she thinks that's for public consumption.

[quote] I’d like to see an age projection of her sans plastic surgery.

So, do you think that she has never once ever looked in the mirror since starting all that bullshit with her face, OP? Who the fuck is she supposed to sue?

Clearly she has had plastic surgery her entire life.

Starting at 17:56, her original nose.

If we could put her in the Barbie movie which Barbie would she have been?

I did not like Marlo Thomas in her role as “Joker”.

Fill-ers. Bo-tox. Sur-ger-ree.

THAT FACE.

Pulled Tight. Plumped Up. Phil's Girl.

THAT FACE.

Let it settle, R65? She's looked this way for years.

She looks like she did a 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.

Meeeeoow

She looks like Emmett Till

Is she melting

In OP's picture it looks like she is holding a guinea pig in her mouth waiting for the photos to finish so she can swallow it before it falls out.

Why is her face collapsing when she's Leavenese?

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING???

Oh I don't know. I think she looks great, for a marionette.

Thank heavens she can breathe through her gills.

The worst part of it all (and there are a LOT of really bad parts) is the nose. If her nose weren't so jacked, she would just look like every other overly plumped celebrity of a certain age. The nose takes it into Michael Jackson territory.

Marlo, please close the door.

What's funny is how in her presence everyone pretends that all is well and normal. I'd have the impulse to scream "kill it! Kill it with fire!"

She was so hideous she scared Alec and Caleb to transfer to Shriners Hospital!

Fuck you! It's still settling. In a month, I'll look just like Anne Marie in the department store window!

Looks like she's Gathering up nuts to bury for the winter.

If botched plastic surgery was a crime, 85% of the practitioners in LA would be in jail.

R78, what a great visual! Thanks for the laugh.

Phil has stopped the glaucoma treatments and did a Shrine of St. Lucy petitioning for macular degeneration.

"Have Mercy, Lord."

[bold]THAT'S A GIRL?[/bold]

[bold]WHAT GIRL?[/bold]

[bold]THAT GERBIL[/bold]

[bold]THAT... THAT... THAT... GIRL!!![/bold]

I didn't think anyone would go to a cosmetic repair shop for chin work and request the "Kim Novak."

Marlo.

Enough.

Mother of mercy she has a face like a pillow top mattress

Dear Lord in Heaven!

The nose that started it all. The first surgery did wonders for her face but she couldn't stop there.

Lebanese, dirty knees, look at them cheeks!

She took so much of Donald Hollinger's cum in the face, you'd think she'd look more youthful.

Why would anyone have hummus injected into her face, go after her nose with a pinking shears, have a Hapsburg jawbone set and wear melting wax lips?

Not to mention the spotty lacquer job.

Maybe she should get those 'That Girl' bangs again.

Now she finally looks like the Armenian aunties in my neighborhood.

oooof Saint Jude better find a cure for ugly.

Let me get this straight, she screamed at her Butler for serving cold cuts but let the doctor who did this to her continue to breathe?

I've got it!

[bold]THAT THING![/bold]

Her voice sounds like if Krusty the Clown took HRT.

She reminds me of former Director of National Intelligence John Negroponte.

When I see these types of faces, I always wonder what the plastic surgeon who did the butchering really thinks of his/her work. Are they happy to send the patient off into the world looking like that? Don't they feel a little bit guilty? It seems almost impossible that someone would have the nerve to take a patient's money for this type of horror show.

[quote]I was so disappointed when two women from back in the day that I believed to be feminist icons had work done to their faces. I mean, wasn't one of the points of feminism supposed to be that women are supposed to be valued for who we are rather than what we look like?

Has Gloria had work done? If she has it seems to be minimal. She has aged rather gracefully.

Marlo is like Jane Fonda, Barbra Streisand and a lot of Hollywood feminists. The vanity always wins in the end.

She should simply wear a veil. A really dark one…worn everywhere.

Is there an EpiPen in the house?!?

[quote]Gloria Steinem, admitted to getting “a little fat removed from above my eyes.” After admitting this, she then back pedaled to say that I made it her look worse and she would never do it again. Gloria is against Botox and plastic surgery. She adds, “I realize that if I had plastic surgery, it would just distract people. It would be like having a bad toupee.” We don’t know when Gloria’s surgery took place, other than guesstimating somewhere between 10-15 years ago.

The comparison to a bad toupee is a good one.

Datalounge. You are EVIL. And I love you for it. 😂

Her nasal labial folds look horrible, the injectables made them 10x worst. Did she go to a board certified plastic surgeon? Looks to me she went to a blind faith healer...

Her smile reminds me of the elf in ruolph the red nosed reindeer. The burl ives one.

She and Mickey Rourke should reveal their plastic surgeons' names to ensure they never work again.

R113 You should see her vagina.

I know that she's a horrible person and I know that she looks horrible but I've never heard anything about her pussy stinking.

[quote]I know that she's a horrible person and I know that she looks horrible but I've never heard anything about her pussy stinking.

Phil confided in me that the odor of Miss Thomas' vagina put him in mind of an algae kill on the Chicago River.

Not that I'd ever repeat that.

R114, Hermey?

I can see Dove Cameron having a similar fate if she doesn’t stop getting work done on her face.

Marlo used to be so pretty! THis is t ragic. You know, I was watching that Lifetime Documentary about Nicole Brown Simpson, and her three sisters were hosting it sort of, they were on a lot talking about her, and man talk about bad work. The most well known one Denise, didn't ook too bad, it was obvious she had work done but it was tolerable. But the middle sister's face was all smashed in her nose looked like Marlo's and her lips belonged to a whole other face. It was really hard to look at them. The camera couldn't get far enough away. WTF is wrong with these women? And WTF kind of doctor would do this?Jesus Christ.

R39, I think it could be argued that the point of feminism is that women should be able to choose.

Oh, yes. But Emily Callahan probably worships her. TWAT.

R121 the sister with the melty face was in some kind of accident and had her face reconstructed

I'm going to find and kill whoever threw acid in La Toya Jackson's face!!! 😠😡🤬

It looks like she told the plastic surgeon to "make my face look like a living caricature of me".

R39, people feign shock at age to be charming and put you at ease. It's usually just an interpersonal lubricant, nothing more. Especially in a medical-test setting, the techs and nurses like to put you at ease. I've had people do this same thing, and I definitely look my age or older.

Then again, not knowing what you look like.....

'and I definitely look my age or older. '

This is not the message board for you.

Every time this thread pops up to the top and I clap my eyeballs on the image with Marlo's face - I think that same thing. I think "oh god that poor poor woman".

[quote] "oh god that poor poor woman".

That's my sentiment when I think of whoever has to do her makeup. BTW, that "poor woman" has caused more PTSD (among servants) than all the wars put together

Shows what a steady diet of Eggs Danny Thomas will do to a body.

R68- She’s SO ethnic looking and rather plain in your photo. It’s hard to believe it’s the same really pretty THAT GIRL of 8 years later.

R98- Your comment reminds me of the homophobic but funny thing Howard Stern said about Harvey Fierstein on his radio show back in the 1990’s-

You’d think all that SEMEN would clear up his throat.

When did Marlo become a fat Latina woman?

She still look sexy. She can get it still.

My first impression isn't "very old lady" it's more - cartoon creature. So I suppose it's a success.

[quote] She still look sexy. She can get it still.

If you're a blind, straight, obese Latino, maybe. No one else would want her.

I remember seeing pictures of her when she was in her 60s and she looked so good. Aging beautifully. I don’t know what happened.

This is what happens when you have cosmetic surgery to correct the previous ten botched cosmetic surgeries.

How tragic when someone's sad last days look like they're behind them, but they're not.

Marlo, love the look.

Call me!

She looks like an inflatable.

Lebanese,

Dirty knees,

Think what happens

If she has to sneeze.

People should NEVER go to a cosmetic surgeon whose last name is Lecter, no matter what first name is being used.

But she always has seen the very best people at the famed Hanna-Barbera Clinic.

For what? She looks great!

Bee stings can do that to you.

[quote]She got the face she deserves, litigation would be futile...karma.

Litigation might be futile, but I think criminal charges should still be on the table.

[quote]Marlo is like Jane Fonda, Barbra Streisand and a lot of Hollywood feminists. The vanity always wins in the end.

I think in Fonda's case being choosy about getting the best plastic surgeon money can buy won in the end.

She’s a lesbian?

The Cabbage Patch Kids should sue Marlo!

She looks like one of these Aztec priests who wore the skin of their sacrificial victims.

Shit. Did she use the same exact cosmetic surgeon as Jocelyn Wildenstein, the late Jackie Stallone and Lyn May (pictured)?

Who is she going to sue ? The hive of bees which stung her face and disfigured her ?

She seriously looks like she pissed off Aunt Ida not once but twice.

She starred in a revival of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? With that face, the answer would be an emphatic EVERYBODY.

Marlo got the Streisand Effect, unfortunately.

Ever the hipster, Marlo is transitioning. Into a gargoyle.

She looked far better in her ethnic days ca. 1957 than she looks today.

For 86 she's not that bad. It must be very hard to be beautiful as your identity and deal with aging.

R159 = Marlo

How can people like Jane Fonda, Susan Lucci, and Bernadette Peters get such excellent work done, and someone like Marlo, with all the money in the world, looks like a freak?

Marlo’s butler wrote a book called “That Girl and Phil” which completely spilled the beans about what a complete cunt she is.

Her new look reminds me of when Tony Martin impersonated Ahnuld.

OMG that poor, poor woman with her melted face.

It’s sad really. And what kind of surgeons participate in such obvious disfigurement?

Jesus God those Saint Jude commercials are like five minutes long. And they play all day long.

Is she still a heavy smoker? Like Brenda vaccaro?

R167, good question. They both have/had sexy smoker’s voices.

Stories of Marlo Thomas being a nightmare raging cunt to everybody are legion. I've always wondered why a person who has lived such a charmed and privileged life can be so miserable.

[quote] I've always wondered why a person who has lived such a charmed and privileged life can be so miserable.

If there's anything to the theory that our self-esteem - & how we relate to others - is formed at a young age, the meeskite young Marlo must have had a lot of issues about her appearance.

Marlo's original face.

Marlo's first nosejob did wonders for her appearance, she should've left her nose alone after that.

Now she’s a 🤡

Tony! How could you?!

Alice told me you could be cruel.

Free to be...deformed as you can see.

Has anyone seen Phil lately or does she lock him up in the basement?

Phil, receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom, last month, R176.

Donahue has held up better than I expected judging by R177. I was bracing myself for a Bob Newhart-level skull rictus.

John Simon on Marlo Thomas in the film THIEVES 1977

"...it is a face that has clearly undergone intensive restructuring . . ."

This is obviously why she no longer physically appears in the St. Jude's hospital commercials. I think any and all cosmetic surgeons who end up turning elderly women (like Marlo, Jocelyn, Jackie and Lyn) into disfigured bloated melting waxworks (because they don't have the balls to say "no" to them and just keeping on taking the money) should lose their licenses and should be permanently barred from practicing medicine.

R161 Jane does look great but at times her eyes look a bit surprised and she looks a tiny bit cat-like due to high tight her lift is. I absolutely hate that people to this very day are convinced she is a traitor when she is not. And I hope she makes a full recovery from her cancer.

R181, I have seen Marlo in recent St. Jude commercials. The lens used has been very flattering to her disfigured face.

Like a Christmas angel head candle left in a garage for eight years.

[quote] I've always wondered why a person who has lived such a charmed and privileged life can be so miserable.

R169 - You answered your own question. I'm sure she, like many children of privilege, feels unworthy of all she was given and thus is resentful and bitter about it. I'm sure she was also raised to be a princess, and was appeased constantly as a young woman on a hit TV show -- and she never moved beyond that. And last but not least, she's of middle eastern descent. Not the most peaceable of people.

If you take a look at R171 and R172, what do you think she had done aside from the nose? Cheekbones? The surgeon was obviously fantastic.

r185 the old-time plastic surgery wasn't as extreme as it is today. The surgeons knew just how far to go and didn't turn their patients into freaks like we see today.

Today everybody wants to look 25 and it's just impossible. The point of plastic surgery is to look good for your age, not try to recapture your youth with just cannot be done.

[quote] Today everybody wants to look 25 and it's just impossible.

As the wealth gap broadens, it'll only be a matter of time before the young and poor sell their faces for transplant.

R187 Even if they did find a way to restore an elderly person's skin to make them look naturally young again they're still going to have the decayed failing bones and organs of an elderly person their age.

Then our nursing homes will be full of "young" people stooped over with walkers, dementia and oxygen tanks. Really unnatural uncanny valley Black Mirror shit.

r188 that would be frightening to see!

Make Boom For Daddy!

She had a great nose job when she was younger.

I still can't get over how natural her first nose job looked. Was plastic surgery better then? Everyone today looks very obvious.

You think they would have cast her for That Girl with her natural nose?

She had the best nose job I think I've ever seen. It totally transformed her face and made her a very attractive woman.

She didn't smile as much with her old nose.

You have to give her credit though. That Girl is a great show and holds up pretty well.

[Quote] She didn't smile as much with her old nose.

Can you blame her?

That doesn’t look like her original nose, R195.

How many has she had?

3-4 I'd guess