Man jailed for throttling his wife on island with no police

The throttler's wife is so much hotter than him.

It was a fight over who had the worst haircut.

“Throttle” is a very Dickensian word, like something you would do to a bootblack.

He looks like a weasel.

So was her neck flesh-colored after the throttling or black and blue?

So Keir Johnson is also responsible for the "dress that broke the internet."

Was that HIS dress, or the dress of the wife he throttled?

To reduce or restrict airflow, e.g. car engine throttle. Hardly an uncommon "Dickensian" word at all.

This sounds like that Nigella and Saatchi incident. I won’t post the link. I did once, and it had the photos but let’s just say he didn’t grab her by the pussy.

This is how you Throttle.