Judge orders Steve Bannon to report to prison on July 1 for contempt of Congress sentence

Bend over, sweetheart.

Don't be shocked if the fat fuck does a runner. I hope they made him turn in his passport.

He needs shock treatment.

He needs shot treatment. Like from a snub nosed 38.

Mein orange Fuhrer.

Guantanamo Bay military prison is nice and hot this time of year. There may be space there next to other well funded terrorists. Between them and the thugs guarding the place he could hang with his own he might even find his tribe.

I can't imagine how bad his alcohol detox DTs are going to be. He really should tell the Marshalls' Service as he's taken into custody, but he's always denied his obvious alcoholism. I hope the Marshalls are aware and take steps so he doesn't die of DTs while in their custody. Imagine the MAGAe rage if he did.

Can you imagine him in the showers?

oh, we can do that, r8.

It will probably be the first time he actually takes one, r8

Barf.

Good. Then Bannon won't be able to broadcast his bullshit until Nov. 1.

He looks like a walking boil.

Give him the Whitey Bulger Treatment!

He’s arrogant enough to not comply

Note to self: make sure all promised "gratuities to RFK Jr. and C. West are paid in full before 7/1/24.

Can't wait for the picture of him layering 3 orange jumpsuits.

Meet at prison entrance July 1-WILL BE WILD!

Trump's totally sane response:

Shower r8? What's a shower?

I think Trump's sentence should be having to delouse Steve Bannon. That kind of horror should not be inflicted upon some random prison guard making minimum wage!

Damn, only for four months.

He will make friends with the guards who are all rightwingers, even the black ones.

There’s been a huge sea change since US police services started being infiltrated with white supremacusts back in 2006. The FBI stood back and did nothing. My guess is Russia was behind that because white supremacists were too fucking stupid to figure that out themselves. We have lots of Russian agents here now (including that nutbag from Ukraine). We were inundated with Russians during perestroika and glasnost and then after USSR “collapsed.” We also have a hefty birth tourism business at Trump Sunny Isles in Miami since forever.

So our police, corrections, border patrol, military, ATF, FBI and god knows what else are thoroughly infiltrated. Now they’re all rightwingers, persuaded by their coworkers. Again - even black officers have picked up on white supremacy. People like Clarence Thomas claiming segregated schools was better for AAs than desecrated schools (meanwhile, Thomas went to Catholic school). Some other AA political loon is now saying blacks had it better under Jim Crow.

So…I don’t think Bannon will have it bad in prison. He’s also a vet…not a combat veteran, but a vet. Lots of prisoners make common cause over that.

Bannon knows he’ll be fine in prison. He’s just stirring up shit

[quote]Mein orange Fuhrer.

Maybe no one goes to that post because Bannon's name is misspelled, Eva.

Vile man.

Cue all the “hilarious” remarks about prison rape, soap, showers, bubba, bending over. They’re so original.

The timing is good so we won’t see him until near the election. I hope he has to serve the full four months and is beat up.

Who would want to fuck THAT, R26?

Then again he'll be more afraid of rape than anything else. Are there prison rapists who enjoy stinking shit as lube?

THE SKIN TAGS ALONE!!!!!!

I'm not hoping for a rape; I'm hoping for a shiv between the ribs.

I would settle for a couple of brief yet intimate introductions between the stainless steel rim of a prison toilet bowl and his herpes-encrusted fucked-out cunt of a face.

I hate his filthy, sweaty ass. Lock him up.

Headline from Reddit : "Judge orders Steve Bannon to report to prison on July 1 for his first ever shower"

@r26, You can't do Steve Bannon without doing the dirty, grimy, smelly, crusty shower jokes

Why not jail him with Trump? They can make love and keep out of harm’s way.

Maybe he can sneak out occasionally by getting Brandi Carlile to switch off with him sometimes (?).

MTG has offered to have conjugal visits with Bannon (anal only).

Which one is the bottom, R36? Marge definitely has the bigger equipment.

👋👋👋

I hope he comes out of the slammah with facial tattoos. No tear drops, that isn't really Stevie's personality. I'm thinking he will meet his soulmate in lockup and they could get matching WHITE POWER tats across their foreheads.

Did Mr. Bannon have to give back the money he bilked out of the deplorables to build the wall?

Serious question. He and Alex Jones should be penniless at this point.

He will never repay those dim motherfuckers that money, R40. They probably are still sending him their dollars, even knowing he bilked them, thinking it's "owning the Libs" in some way (then running to social media to blame Biden about being broke).

People like Bannon love those retards.

R35 huh?

@r40, Nah, nobody cares if you steal money from deplorables

For r40

God help the medic for the cavity search.

Can't they force him to shower?

I did nothing wrong 🤡

R40, R 41- he is going to trial for that exact crime- wait- as soon as he gets out of Prison in November. The Judge? Merchan.

If I was Stevie's cellie, I'd be making sure that fat pustule showered daily. No freaking way would I share that small a space and a shitter with someone who so obviously regards cleanliness in such low esteem.

Knocking out a tooth a day until that p.o.s. learned to scrub himself seems like a good way to teach him to shower on the reg.

@r46, "Can't they force him to shower? "

Yes, yes they can 🚿

I think Bannon is hot as hell and probably knows who to throw a mean fuck.

[quote] I can't imagine how bad his alcohol detox DTs are going to be.

R7 He won’t be the first prisoner who got the DTs soon after an incarceration. I’m guessing he’ll be transported to either a prison hospital or an outside hospital under armed guard to provide life support if needed. He might even spend most of his 4 months in a hospital if he comes out of the DTs so debilitated that he needs extensive rehab.

How ironic that the government that Bannon wants to destroy will be paying for his welfare for 4 months. Of course, government support is never a problem to a MAGA when THEY get it.

^ MAGA is always the first one running to the Government for handouts. Another one of those telling projections

It's not "government handouts" if they're white, R53. Those are "earned". It's only "handouts" if the people receiving them are of color.

Duh.

I’m not sure that’s fair - to the other prisoners.

I wonder if Stevie is sober enough to be counting down the number of days and hours of freedumb he has left.

I hope his alcohol tolerance is so high he can't get drunk enough anymore to be intoxicated to the point where he can forget that he'll soon be just a nameless inmate and go by a number, instead.

Just like any other thing or animal, Stevie, you brought it on yourself buddy.

*thug or animal

My autocorrect doesn't like the word "thug".