Tasteful Friends: Ryan Serhant lists Jersey compound owned by Quadruple Gays in Polyamorous relationship

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"Introducing Mattaccino,"

Introducing Crappaccino.

I skimmed through the video. How do you know a quadruple owns it? Why are they selling it?

The one in the middle.

R4 actually that’s 3 of the 4.

Ryan Serhant is the most annoying person on the planet.

I've never seen Serhant before but I think he's cute and I like his thick thighs and FAT ass.

That whore Ryan agreed to join the throuple for 6 months to get the listing.

If he gets more than asking, he gets to leave the throuple in 3 months. If he gets less, he has to stay with them for a year.

The colors are all AWFUL.

Hideous.

Hard to imagine homosexualists had anything to do with this.

It might be fun if it was filled with hot jersey college boys every weekend.

Its utterly soulless, all grey and beige, with all the architectural distinction of a Walmart. Looks like a hotel inside

Serhant is extremely fuckable though. Also like to know more about the quadruple that own this monstrosity, and if they got to fuck Ryan

Restoration is already underway inside 509 Second Ave., according to *** Jon Biondo ***, who purchased the home and intends to return it to single family:

“We want to keep the historical charm but add some modern touches.” he said. There could also be a pool behind the house on what is now a parking lot. Biondo plans to move in to the restored home but says it could take one to to years to complete the job

This is not Biondo’s first funeral home restoration in Asbury Park. He and his associates purchased the former Francioni Taylor and Lopez Home on Seventh Avenue several years ago and have since sold it. Biondo currently lives in Wall Township. His partners in the restoration are *** Tim Horman, Ryan Coutu and Colin DeLucca. ***

That’s in Republican horse country in NJ. If the owners are gay they most be Log Cabin Republicans, so fuck them.

Are they breaking up?

It's easy to be poly in a house that big. When one or all of them start to annoy you there are plenty of places to hide.

For those who prefer pictures

Would it kill them to plant a tree?

Everybody loves Ryan. Even the gays.

Soulless.

There are several ideas about the house that I like, but the execution is horrible overall.

That blather at r1 is the most AI written nonsense ever

Hard pass. I can’t imagine having to listen to groundskeeper mowing that lawn for hours on end. UGH

I’m very curious about the dynamics of this relationship where they all own a $8m mansion

Decor by Costco & Home Depot............ Its terrible.

I don't understand the fascination with grey everything.

6 bars. Did they pick up 100 homeless every weekend for fun?

If I were selling an $8M house, I'd want Steve Gold to be my realtor.

Seems cheap for all that!

Loathe the clear acrylic dining room chairs. I mean WTF is that.

But I kinda think Bel Ami should buy this house and staff it with tons of hot naked dudes and film a lot of porn there.

[quote]Step into a realm of extravagance where every detail has been meticulously curated to exceed the highest standards of luxury living...Mattaccino transcends the ordinary, offering a lifestyle of absolute opulence and refinement.

Lies! There's not one hint of luxury or refinement in that vast sterile pile. Industrial test kitchens, vignettes at Home Depot, toilet facilities for migrant workers...all have more opulence and refinement than this dump.

Where are the sling hooks?

[quote] Loathe the clear acrylic dining room chairs. I mean WTF is that.

Philippe Stark Ghost chairs

Not to mention “art” purchased in bulk.

It looks like a recreation center or one of those lifestyle retreat places.

It’s hard to imagine one homosexual was involved in this, let alone four.

Five, if you include Ryan Serhant.

It takes a lot of gays to fill a spread like that.

Looks like a slightly upscale conference center. I do want to be smothered by Ryan's ass, though.

Anyone watching his new show on Netflix?

Steve Gold, now that's one hot Jew!

[quote]That whore Ryan agreed to join the throuple for 6 months to get the listing.

In all seriouness I wouldn't put it past him.

r40 we already have a thread on it.