Porn Semi-Legend Girth Brooks Is Back!

Will he bareback? Will he bottom?

I don't even think he's doing anything interactive.

Looks old, sad and desperate.

I think he's tremendous!

He used to get me off in an average Joe, guy next door with a big dick sort of way. Now, not so much.

He’s trade.

Next.

I remember reading about his wedding a long time ago. I wonder if he's still married to her.

Gym and Ozempic - stat.

Ugh, R8, lean is gross and for bottoms

Hmm ins't he in his early/mid 40's? He kinda looks like an old queen

He's got to be well on his way to his 50's. It's been about 20 years and he was no 18 year old when he had his moment.

He’s around 45 and I think he started closer to 2009-10. He’s divorced so I’m guessing he needs extra $$$ for support payments.

He looks 60.

Oh well, I guess he could come back doing old man bareback porn for HDK.

Reading between the lines I'm thinking his wife must have found out about his porn past and took their daughter and ran, or told him to hit the road.

I remember reading he was getting an MBA at Pepperdine. Looks like he’s putting that business expertise to good use.

I would have loved to eavesdrop on that conversation, R14.

"Girth Brooks? GIRTH Brooks? Your name was GIRTH BROOKS? JESUS CHRIST, Michael! SERIOUSLY??"

Not interested. He belongs to that era of arrogant boring guys more than willing to be serviced for money but constantly stressing how straight they are. Only willing to fuck. Never sucking cock. Unless he’s sucking cock, not going to bother.. Even worse, joining all those tired old guys in leather. At least Paddy O’Brien sucks cock now and he’s far more interesting to watch.

R15 Expertise? It’s Pepperdine!

Cute but also straight and boring to watch.

Once upon a time

He's a very boring performer.

The only scene I ever liked of his was in "dad Goes to College." He's a bartender who assumes the guys he picked up are father and son.

He almost seems to be into it.

Ironically, I'd rather watch him do straight pron.

Is he going to recreate a scene with Big Red?

Has he really never bottomed or sucked cock on screen?

Hmmm...Mandela Effect.

I could swear I've seen him do both.

I liked watching him get rimmed. He seemed to really like it.

r17 Paddy does it all --- bottoms (bareback now) and eats cum too.

Wake me up with his sucking cock, eating man ass or bottoming. Otherwise I'm asleep.

I love his big cock. He looks much better 10 years ago.

R28 I love his dick too. Would love to rub his on mine. A little sword fight as well, but yeah looked better younger.

'I am girthy. It's the porn that got small.'

Maybe I'm spoiled at home, but I used to like his dick. Now it seems smaller, and less girthy than I recalled. And where he was still in the still sexy balding stage years ago, now he's not sexy bald, bald and a little worse the wear and tear, and looks even more decidedly as though he would rather be anywhere else.

Friended him on X awhile ago when he resurfaced. I'd still play with that dick.

For some people it requires considerable dedication to get a cock that big - hours of pumping per day with multiple devices, as well as weighting with heavy weights and hours of jelqing. And then keeping the body fat down so things stay in proportion.

He is hunkier in 2012 than I remember. I can see his popularity from that time. Average straight guy who is gay-friendly, and good enough looking who has a great surprise for you at the end of the night!

he's got a winning smile still

Oh, God -- not HIM again.

[quote] For some people it requires considerable dedication to get a cock that big - hours of pumping per day with multiple devices, as well as weighting with heavy weights and hours of jelqing. And then keeping the body fat down so things stay in proportion.

All for naught. You have to be born with it.

I bet he can face slap you with it

Former Randy Blue twink Brett Swanson now also has "an" OnlyFans

He's the definition of a mutilated dick.

Is it my imagination or does his cock look much smaller in some of those pics -- like the one where he's smacking the steering wheel? And maybe some of those speedo shots have a little stuffing added?

maybe he has a cock double

[quote] He's the definition of a mutilated dick.

His dick is proper.

I forgot Girth got mandhandled by Jake Cruise

Is he gay?

Gasp

More like Trisha Dykewood

Jake looks like he's announcing there's a table available for the Cox party.

Hi Garth!

One thing's for sure. Girth must have had a strong stomach back in his porn days if he could get through a fuck with Jake Cruise without puking.

Looks like that dick ain’t do girthy these days.

[quote] Big Red (you remember me don't you?)

Are you posting from Heaven or Hell Big Red. Your corpse must be good and ripe after all these years.

he always seemed like a funny guy

How long was his original run?

What’s his real name? Anyone know?

This is so funny. I work with a porn star as a videographer and I’m probably going to work with him this month or next month.

Tell us how it is!

Instead of getting jacked, he should’ve gotten a little fat. It would’ve worked better with his everyday Joe persona.

R53 nobody is going to help you stalk him, you fucking freak.

r54 Really? He's given no indication of doing any interactive work.

[quote]What’s his real name? Anyone know?

Michael Gexler

I never really cared for Girth Brooks.

R54, a female porn star?

Or is "Girth" going to let a man suck him again while cringing?

Mock Jake Cruise all you want, but he got a shit-ton of hot dick, and I'm envious as hell of him.

I'll take an average dick with a beautiful face over a big dick brute.

R61 No not a female.

Jake Cruise hasn't worked in porn in 5 years. He's probably a greeter at a Walmart now.

his cock is long

R42, I think I’d rather be swallowed by that python in Indonesia.

[quote] I'll take an average dick with a beautiful face over a big dick brute.

I’ll take the opposite because I know what’s good for me.

The latter, I mean.

He's gay for pay. But I enjoyed watching him get rimmed. He seemed really into it.

he was a jock with a cocky mentality