I’m the 5th Floor of the Equity Building. We’re a series of 22 dorm rooms designed exclusively for pups.
Let’s be DataLounge University
by Anonymous | reply 156 | June 11, 2024 7:48 PM |
[quote] Let’s be DataLounge University
Let’s not - too old!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 5, 2024 3:03 AM |
I'm the virulent racism and antisemitism.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 5, 2024 3:07 AM |
I'm the panty raids in the boys dorm. No women allowed in the school, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 5, 2024 3:13 AM |
I'm the Sondheim Lounge, where only theater queens devoted to Stephen are allowed entrance. Leather bondage gear is required.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 5, 2024 12:56 PM |
I'm the community cum rag.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 5, 2024 12:58 PM |
I’m the boozy, tenured old queen who’s assignments are mostly analysing every recording of “Follies” down to the last detail.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 5, 2024 12:59 PM |
[quote] I'm the community cum rag.
What’s your name?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 5, 2024 1:23 PM |
I'm the Mandatory Remedial English Courses (ENG F101A, ENG F101B, ENG F101C) required before full entry to the campus is permitted.
My instructor is O. Dear, Ph.D.
He requires and receives frequent psychiatric treatment in order to continue, given the stress.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 5, 2024 1:26 PM |
[quote[I'm the community cum rag.
[quote]What’s your name?
Why, R7, of course!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 5, 2024 1:27 PM |
I’m the Queers for Palestine camp. We have gluten free vegan food and lots of colored hair and student debt.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 5, 2024 1:27 PM |
In addition to r2, I'm also xenophobia.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 5, 2024 1:30 PM |
I'm the dorm where all the twinks live. I'm called Twink Dorm.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 5, 2024 1:37 PM |
I’m the RA. I’m always breaking up the fiddly diddling in the showers!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 5, 2024 1:42 PM |
I am the Dean of Admissions. I have a stamp that says “Nubile Twink”.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 5, 2024 1:46 PM |
[quote] I’m the Queers for Palestine camp. We have gluten free vegan food and lots of colored hair and student debt.
But no bagels!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 5, 2024 1:50 PM |
I’m the caftans worn as graduation gowns.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 5, 2024 2:00 PM |
I am the earrings handed out as Graduation Rings.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 5, 2024 2:05 PM |
I am the collective “present hole “ at the graduation ceremony.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 5, 2024 2:09 PM |
I’m stewed prunes in the cafeteria. Again. Nobody ever touches them but they keep being put out.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 5, 2024 2:12 PM |
I'm the Annual LindseyBelle Cotillion, where we all dress up in our finest hoop skirts and parasols.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 5, 2024 3:04 PM |
Im the protestors outside saying (correctly) that DU should not be celebrating a closeted, Trump-ass-kissing political coward.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 5, 2024 3:21 PM |
I'm the Darfur Orphan attending on a Full Scholarship.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 5, 2024 3:38 PM |
I'm the grammar classes where the grammar queens get their impeccable skills.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 5, 2024 3:52 PM |
I'm DataLounge University's most brilliant alum. Most people call me a genius.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 5, 2024 3:54 PM |
I'm majoring in Donald Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 5, 2024 5:22 PM |
Oh look, another Trump major.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 5, 2024 5:24 PM |
I'm the vintage gang showers in the dorms and locker rooms that will NEVAH. BE. REPLACED.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 5, 2024 5:28 PM |
I'm Dean Nancy Lee Grahn. I spend most of my time on social media correcting the poor word choices of the students.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 5, 2024 5:36 PM |
We are the progressives occupying the Quad. We have DEMANDS, but we forgot what they are. Rest assured they are just and necessary.
Our minders will remind us. We’re not supposed to be speaking to you without permission.
Don’t punish us. And don’t ask our names. This action is meant to be consequence-free for us. We’re all fired up to fight oppression, but not at any cost to ourselves.
Just think of it like an exercise in performative outrage, but of course you must give in to our DEMANDS, if not before we take your scholarships and degrees, then certainly right after.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 5, 2024 5:51 PM |
I’m the traditional freshman initiation: performing “Shortnin’ Bread” and “My Hero” in the Vivian Vance Memorial Theatre while the upperclassmen pull pranks on the stage behind them.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 5, 2024 6:41 PM |
I'm...the Quad.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 5, 2024 6:48 PM |
I'm giving the commensshment addressh!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 5, 2024 6:54 PM |
Liza, don’t slur your words!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 5, 2024 6:57 PM |
I'm the gang showers. The only kind on campus.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 5, 2024 7:02 PM |
I'm the interesting departments in the campus store: sex toys, speedos, classic jock straps, makeup and moisturisers, polo shirts only in sizes XS, S, and M.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 5, 2024 7:05 PM |
I'm the admissions policy that clearly states: no fems or fatties.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 5, 2024 7:07 PM |
No Lizha, R32, not after your appearance in the SATC II movie. You are banned from public events.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 5, 2024 7:09 PM |
All freshmen must pass a swim test. The young men will be tested only in the old Men's Field house, during the hours of the naked swim.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 5, 2024 7:09 PM |
I am the male university diving team. I am known for my well done TikTok videos.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 5, 2024 7:10 PM |
The glory hole tearooms on campus are all protected by Faraday cages to block all localisation apps. This brings old timey anticipation and mystery - you never know who you will find or if it will be dead or hopping. Needless to say, campus security may not patrol these tea rooms.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 5, 2024 7:13 PM |
I am the sudden closure in 2025 when it is discovered that large funds have been misappropriated by the provost for AbuDhabi vacations with The Cockgobbler.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 5, 2024 7:14 PM |
I'm teaching English Hyperbole. There isn't anything mundane enough that couldn't be sensationalized to sound like a constitutional crisis.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 5, 2024 7:14 PM |
I'm the only university to offer a major in Advanced Golden Girls Studies!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 5, 2024 7:16 PM |
R35 “You’re too fat, GET OUT!!!!!”
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 5, 2024 7:16 PM |
I am the free Prep vending machines at every turn.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 5, 2024 7:16 PM |
I'm the prof who teaches Gay history and it's about gay and bisexual men only. Nothing and nobody else. The course will never be renamed Queer history. I have very secure tenure and if you don't like this history, you can fuck off.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 5, 2024 7:17 PM |
I'm the newly tenured professor of marriage and family therapy.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 5, 2024 7:20 PM |
R46 That’s too radical! I’m melllllttttinnnnggg. 🫠
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 5, 2024 7:27 PM |
[quote] I'm the gang showers. The only kind on campus.
How about golden showers?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 5, 2024 7:42 PM |
[quote] I'm the admissions policy that clearly states: no fems or fatties.
How about Asians?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 5, 2024 7:43 PM |
We're the BEAR fraternity. Do not enter without pizza and comic books and beer.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 5, 2024 7:51 PM |
I am the chair of the Sports Medicine Program. I will cause a $500 million law suit in 2039.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 5, 2024 7:53 PM |
Our bespoke financial aid policy is anything but "need blind". All young men with their hands out must offer two out of four stellar features, minimum: gorgeous face, hot body, big dick, perfect ass. We will dump a fortune on a rich boy with 3 out of 4, to prevent him choosing the Ivy League. Fugly and poor? NOK
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 5, 2024 7:58 PM |
Two professors teaching at branch campuses:
Kellyanne at the salons of Paris.
Miss Lindsey at the baths of Istanbul.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 5, 2024 9:04 PM |
I'm the most popular non-credit course offered in DataLounge University history: how to get straight guys to dig the homosex.
Sorry, course is filled for the next twelve semesters.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 5, 2024 9:17 PM |
I'm the Hissing Eldergays School of Music.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 5, 2024 9:51 PM |
^No rap. This is a School of MUSIC!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 5, 2024 9:53 PM |
For our own amusement, we actively encourage Apex Sorority Culture of the richest, prettiest, most hard partying, sluttiest and bitchiest girls in the land.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 5, 2024 9:56 PM |
Meet Demir, our new assistant coach of Kırkpınar, Turkish Oil Wrestling. Hacky sack has been banned on the quads.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 5, 2024 10:03 PM |
I'm 95%.
I'm the failure to graduate rate.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 5, 2024 10:05 PM |
I’m this awful thread that doesn’t have one humorous or insightful post.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 5, 2024 10:06 PM |
I'm the witless Bitter Betty who clicks on the thread, knowing it's going to be low brow, just to complain about that.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 5, 2024 10:21 PM |
I'm R61, needing a tampon change.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 5, 2024 10:23 PM |
R61 applied for an Angel position and was summarily rejected. Angels are modelled after Vassar's White Angels, dorm receptionists dressed like nurses, who controlled all entries and exits and curfews on the Vassar campus.
We're looking for stern, middle-aged, gay men for the posts, who command authority yet know when to indulge a delightful peccadillo.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 5, 2024 10:30 PM |
I'm Dearest O'Dear. Be a dear and don't miss my exciting new course in Diagramming the Sentence 101.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 5, 2024 10:43 PM |
I'm the fraternity house, Kunta Kunta Kunta.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 5, 2024 11:20 PM |
I'm R61. I have a PhD in cuntery from DataLounge University and graduated summa cum laude.
But you already knew that.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 5, 2024 11:24 PM |
I'm the new exchange student from Italy, whom everyone checks out in the shower, while I slowly lather my muscles and huge cock. For some reason, everyone wants to take a shower when I'm in there.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 5, 2024 11:27 PM |
[quote] graduated summa cum laude.
At DL University it’s “sum cum lad”.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 5, 2024 11:28 PM |
I'm the glory holes in the library carrels for boys who are studying REAL HARD.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 5, 2024 11:31 PM |
I an Dawson F.. I work in shipping and receiving, mostly in receiving.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 6, 2024 12:02 AM |
I'm Professor Sum Ting Wong, head of the Asian Studies Department. Ho Lee Fuk is a visiting scholar.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 6, 2024 12:23 AM |
I'm the cafeteria. We're out of Red Dragon Cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 6, 2024 12:26 AM |
R73, how about Wei Tu Lo?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 6, 2024 12:54 AM |
Don't miss visiting Urban Linguistics Professor Rosie O'Donnell's lecture: "Reclaiming Ching Chong Ching Chong Chong Chong in a Post-Appropriation Political Economy."
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 6, 2024 1:19 AM |
Hilaria Baldwin comes to campus with her participatory workshop "A Castilian Gurudevica's New Kama Sutra". (This workshop will be conducted in Spanish and Sanskrit.)
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 6, 2024 1:25 AM |
I’m the Dean’s List.
A list of the hottest students who get to perform on the OnlyFans of president Dean Szlist.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 6, 2024 1:44 AM |
I’m Ginny in billing. I don’t really “get” school, but I receive excellent benefits.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 6, 2024 2:02 AM |
I look like I'm still in third grade. 👼
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 6, 2024 2:27 AM |
I’m the toga parties, made with authentic imported material. Anyone wearing a bedsheet gets kicked out.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 6, 2024 5:18 AM |
I'm the school colors, chosen by Joey Luft: different shades of blue.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 6, 2024 5:26 AM |
I’m the dozen hick townies who never spent a day on this campus, but will tell you all the ways the college experience is one big cartoon of blue hair dye, communism, and DEI lectures.
They mow our lawns for forty years, and call it the School of Hard Knocks.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 6, 2024 5:29 AM |
Film Studies 365: Films That Gary Talked Her Out of Doing
This upper-level seminar will focus on famous Hollywood and international films of the late 1960s through the early 1980s with strong female roles which Lucille Ball might well have played had her producer-husband not dissuaded her. Discussions will focus primarily on at what point in the movie Ball would have performed "The Spider" to show regret and/or disgust; which co-stars she would have made cry; and how much booze she would have knocked back on the set. Films to be analyzed may include: Rosemary's Baby, Bonnie and Clyde, Belle de Jour, Cabaret, The Devils, The Day of the Locust, Swept Away, One Flew 0ver the Cuckoo's Nest, The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant, An Unmarried Woman, Norma Rae, Coal Miner's Daughter, and Sophie's Choice. Prerequisites: Film Studies 101 and 102.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 6, 2024 5:38 AM |
I’m the motto:
Datalounge U - Sat Habeo
(Latin for I Have Sufficient)
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 6, 2024 5:50 AM |
For an advanced class in painting Neanderthal nudes, ‘’Large Marge’ has graciously volunteered to pose.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 6, 2024 7:31 AM |
I’m the Patsy Ramsey Institute for the Study of Motherhood
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 6, 2024 1:51 PM |
I’m Mike Branson. I got my law degree here.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 6, 2024 2:26 PM |
R87 is unauthorized.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 6, 2024 2:43 PM |
If DLU had a "Museum of Human Oddities," after whom would it be named?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 6, 2024 2:44 PM |
OP what is the Equity Building?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 6, 2024 2:48 PM |
I’m guest lecturer Matt Damon on the history of fa…gay rights.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 6, 2024 2:49 PM |
I am Dean Muriel. I handle faculty affairs and expulsions.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 6, 2024 2:52 PM |
The Equity Building houses the DEI infrastructure, including the university officials, their staffs and the various safe spaces. There’s also a coffee shop.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 6, 2024 2:55 PM |
There is a re-education module for white cis-men.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 6, 2024 2:56 PM |
Is there a menstrual hut available for womon on garbage detail?
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 6, 2024 2:59 PM |
I’m the dorm rooms furnished with fainting couches instead of single beds.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 6, 2024 3:34 PM |
We're George and Martha. An invitation to our house on campus is not for the faint of heart or weak of liver. The performative nature of our evenings makes the challenge of special interest to drama students.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 6, 2024 3:39 PM |
Cute boys?
[quote]STRAIGHT A'S, DEAN'S LIST, CHANCELLOR'S DORM, PRIVATELY SPONSORED ONLYFANS!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 6, 2024 3:43 PM |
What does the A possess?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 6, 2024 3:46 PM |
DL University is delighted to announce that 'Hump the Hostess' , previously available only to full time graduate students and non-tenured professors, has opened eligibility to all Undergrads over the age of 17. George has had a revelation so Hump the Host is open to all ages and genders.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 6, 2024 3:48 PM |
Friends, if you plan on staying in your dormitory over the Christmas holidays, decorations must be tasteful!
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 6, 2024 3:49 PM |
A is for Athlete
B is for Beautiful
C is for Cute
D is for Dumb
F is for Female
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 6, 2024 4:07 PM |
We're sorry dear, but chicks with dicks may not compete in intercollegiate sports restricted to women. If you don't like it, transfer to another university because our donor base has spoken.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 6, 2024 4:18 PM |
I'm the surprisingly lengthy course list for the minor in "TV Dinner Appreciation."
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 6, 2024 4:26 PM |
I'm the heated debates over which mayonnaise is the best!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 6, 2024 4:27 PM |
I'm the campus health clinic, with a renowned specialty in resolving meat sweats and "socially acquired" anal fissures. We have a satellite clinic on Fire Island.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 6, 2024 4:33 PM |
And the deadly new fungal strain that spreads across campus within one year and forces closure of Datalounge University.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 6, 2024 4:39 PM |
Is the campus in Iowa?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 6, 2024 4:39 PM |
I’m Marcia Cross. I’m planting pipe bombs on campus, you motherfuckers.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 6, 2024 10:55 PM |
Will Tommy Tuberville be coaching the DLU football team?
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 7, 2024 12:14 AM |
University colors: flamingo, fuchsia & jasmine
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 7, 2024 12:20 AM |
The Lady Lindzebelle Cultural Affairs Center is opening an exhibit of antebellum women and gents wardrobes in the Gentleman Callers room through the parlor.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 7, 2024 12:34 AM |
I'm the Sensory Awareness dorm where the cafeteria serves nothing other than fixded cheeseburgers.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 7, 2024 1:11 AM |
I'm the Musical Theater Dept. The only production we do is " Follies." No one seems to complain.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 7, 2024 4:08 AM |
I’m the “Mommie Dearest” Masterclass. Knowledge of the book is a plus, but most important is being able to quote the film verbatim.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 7, 2024 12:45 PM |
R109 Yes, and it works out since they banned all the gay books they don’t have to read. And you can eat as much as you want still be the thin one.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | June 7, 2024 12:57 PM |
R116 “NOW SCRUB… SCRUB”
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 7, 2024 1:07 PM |
R118 And if you question the professor…
“Don’t…you…EVER use that tone of voice with me, MISSY!”
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 7, 2024 3:19 PM |
The campus STILL doesn't have official colors, a mascot, or an architectural theme. Every time we convene the design committee, it devolves into physical violence before we even finish calling roll.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 7, 2024 5:19 PM |
I’m House Cleaning 101.
Semester 1: moving trees when polishing floors.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 7, 2024 5:38 PM |
Semester 2: Why Miss Jenkins’ word is not good enough!
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 7, 2024 5:45 PM |
R22
I´m green with envy because nobody gives a shit about me. But i have pictures with Audrey Hepburn and Sophia Loren to console me.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 7, 2024 6:07 PM |
I'm the guest lecturer in Journalism 101.
I am Barbara Bennett from Redbook.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 7, 2024 6:09 PM |
R124 Lesson 1: focusing on your original assignment while ignoring a much juicer story occurring IN THE OTHER ROOM.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 7, 2024 6:12 PM |
Our own DLU has not been immune to the recent campus unrest that has plagued our country. Just last week a group of violent protestors (fueled by outside agitators no doubt) staged a sit-in outside the psychology building. They vow to to remain until the university issues a formal proclamation that men who have sex with other men can never, under any circumstances, be called straight.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 7, 2024 8:18 PM |
Wednesday is twice around the garden at the Irma S. Rombauer Canteen. Faux pot luck church brunch, first Sunday of the month.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 8, 2024 9:48 AM |
Might I suggest an official campus color of Wallis blue by Mainbocher?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 8, 2024 10:28 AM |
[quote] Faux pot luck church brunch, first Sunday of the month.
It’s a soupluck not a potluck.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 8, 2024 1:08 PM |
Church brunch?? Church???
Literal violence!
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 8, 2024 5:44 PM |
There will be no damned BRF, manqué or otherwise, at Datalounge U.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 8, 2024 8:11 PM |
Pudgy politicians are welcomed to visit. That includes Ron DeSantis and JD Vance.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 8, 2024 8:44 PM |
I’m JD Vance at the adjacent drug store looking for eyeliner for my big day.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 8, 2024 8:57 PM |
I’m the eternal argument are we DU or DLU?
P.S. As there are no graduate programs, the title “university” is dubious.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 8, 2024 9:24 PM |
I highly recommend an Associate in Arts degree {2 year program) at DLU’s Charm and Finishing Institute. It’s about how to become a proper, well dressed, and eloquent lady with developed manners and interactive skills for the most sophisticated social circles.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 8, 2024 11:42 PM |
Im the New Risky hire, Opera Diva/Human rights teacher from Argentina. Im here not for the money but to rip a piece off these privileged first world spoiled private school boys. I'm off kilter my first semester because no matter how much I humiliate them in front of the class they keep coming back for more.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 9, 2024 12:42 AM |
Is George Santos the Chancellor?
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 9, 2024 1:32 AM |
What do you mean, no graduate program??? Where else could one get a masters in The Golden Girls??
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 9, 2024 2:50 AM |
No accredited graduate program.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | June 9, 2024 2:51 AM |
I'm the Spectrum Building housing the Aspie Chair held by the Autism Troll emeritus.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | June 9, 2024 2:57 AM |
R139 Ironic, considering how utterly FAGGY most graduate programs are these days. Seriously, unless it's an MBA program, most of the dudes you'll meet are as gay as a picnic basket.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | June 9, 2024 4:04 AM |
Graduate programs are so FAGGY that Matt Damon didn't even graduate from university! He didn't want that taint!
by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 9, 2024 4:07 AM |
Is the DLU an institution of learning or a teenage brothel?!
by Anonymous | reply 143 | June 9, 2024 4:18 AM |
R143 That depends on how closely you examine the Dominican birth certificates of the DLU wrestling team.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 9, 2024 4:20 AM |
[quote] DLU has an impeccable reputation!
On what planet?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | June 9, 2024 4:20 AM |
Let’s be the football team, we’re the Trojans!
by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 9, 2024 4:30 AM |
I should have known DLU knows where to find the boys, and the booze!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | June 9, 2024 4:31 AM |
"Graduate programs are so FAGGY that Matt Damon didn't even graduate from university! He didn't want that taint!"
Funny - He was all about the taint when we were in school. He licked mine every night!
-Ben
by Anonymous | reply 148 | June 9, 2024 5:03 AM |
If I catch any of you bitches making out in the stables, I’m going to TELL!!!
by Anonymous | reply 149 | June 9, 2024 7:35 AM |
R149, the Sarah Jessica Parker Memorial Stables.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | June 9, 2024 1:09 PM |
^She’s not dead
by Anonymous | reply 151 | June 9, 2024 1:23 PM |
[quote] ^She’s not dead
They shoot horses, don't they?
by Anonymous | reply 152 | June 9, 2024 1:24 PM |
The Richard Simmons Center with Richard missing.
Sweatin’ to the Oldies for eldergays and obese lesbians. Karens not welcomed.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | June 9, 2024 4:23 PM |
I’m the sorority house, Delta Upsilon Delta.
We’re all DUDs here.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | June 11, 2024 8:55 AM |
No, [bold]I'm[/bold] the fraternity house, [bold]PH[/bold]i [bold]A[/bold]lpha [bold]G[/bold]amma
by Anonymous | reply 155 | June 11, 2024 10:56 AM |
I'm the Datalounge École de Théatre Prisspot Players of the Dramatique Arts' production of the classic "Dial C For Cunt."
by Anonymous | reply 156 | June 11, 2024 7:48 PM |