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Let’s be DataLounge University

I’m the 5th Floor of the Equity Building. We’re a series of 22 dorm rooms designed exclusively for pups.

by Anonymousreply 156June 11, 2024 7:48 PM

[quote] Let’s be DataLounge University

Let’s not - too old!

by Anonymousreply 1June 5, 2024 3:03 AM

I'm the virulent racism and antisemitism.

by Anonymousreply 2June 5, 2024 3:07 AM

I'm the panty raids in the boys dorm. No women allowed in the school, of course.

by Anonymousreply 3June 5, 2024 3:13 AM

I'm the Sondheim Lounge, where only theater queens devoted to Stephen are allowed entrance. Leather bondage gear is required.

by Anonymousreply 4June 5, 2024 12:56 PM

I'm the community cum rag.

by Anonymousreply 5June 5, 2024 12:58 PM

I’m the boozy, tenured old queen who’s assignments are mostly analysing every recording of “Follies” down to the last detail.

by Anonymousreply 6June 5, 2024 12:59 PM

[quote] I'm the community cum rag.

What’s your name?

by Anonymousreply 7June 5, 2024 1:23 PM

I'm the Mandatory Remedial English Courses (ENG F101A, ENG F101B, ENG F101C) required before full entry to the campus is permitted.

My instructor is O. Dear, Ph.D.

He requires and receives frequent psychiatric treatment in order to continue, given the stress.

by Anonymousreply 8June 5, 2024 1:26 PM

[quote[I'm the community cum rag.

[quote]What’s your name?

Why, R7, of course!

by Anonymousreply 9June 5, 2024 1:27 PM

I’m the Queers for Palestine camp. We have gluten free vegan food and lots of colored hair and student debt.

by Anonymousreply 10June 5, 2024 1:27 PM

In addition to r2, I'm also xenophobia.

by Anonymousreply 11June 5, 2024 1:30 PM

I'm the dorm where all the twinks live. I'm called Twink Dorm.

by Anonymousreply 12June 5, 2024 1:37 PM

I’m the RA. I’m always breaking up the fiddly diddling in the showers!

by Anonymousreply 13June 5, 2024 1:42 PM

I am the Dean of Admissions. I have a stamp that says “Nubile Twink”.

by Anonymousreply 14June 5, 2024 1:46 PM

[quote] I’m the Queers for Palestine camp. We have gluten free vegan food and lots of colored hair and student debt.

But no bagels!

by Anonymousreply 15June 5, 2024 1:50 PM

I’m the caftans worn as graduation gowns.

by Anonymousreply 16June 5, 2024 2:00 PM

I am the earrings handed out as Graduation Rings.

by Anonymousreply 17June 5, 2024 2:05 PM

I am the collective “present hole “ at the graduation ceremony.

by Anonymousreply 18June 5, 2024 2:09 PM

I’m stewed prunes in the cafeteria. Again. Nobody ever touches them but they keep being put out.

by Anonymousreply 19June 5, 2024 2:12 PM

I'm the Annual LindseyBelle Cotillion, where we all dress up in our finest hoop skirts and parasols.

by Anonymousreply 20June 5, 2024 3:04 PM

Im the protestors outside saying (correctly) that DU should not be celebrating a closeted, Trump-ass-kissing political coward.

by Anonymousreply 21June 5, 2024 3:21 PM

I'm the Darfur Orphan attending on a Full Scholarship.

by Anonymousreply 22June 5, 2024 3:38 PM

I'm the grammar classes where the grammar queens get their impeccable skills.

by Anonymousreply 23June 5, 2024 3:52 PM

I'm DataLounge University's most brilliant alum. Most people call me a genius.

by Anonymousreply 24June 5, 2024 3:54 PM

I'm majoring in Donald Trump.

by Anonymousreply 25June 5, 2024 5:22 PM

Oh look, another Trump major.

by Anonymousreply 26June 5, 2024 5:24 PM

I'm the vintage gang showers in the dorms and locker rooms that will NEVAH. BE. REPLACED.

by Anonymousreply 27June 5, 2024 5:28 PM

I'm Dean Nancy Lee Grahn. I spend most of my time on social media correcting the poor word choices of the students.

by Anonymousreply 28June 5, 2024 5:36 PM

We are the progressives occupying the Quad. We have DEMANDS, but we forgot what they are. Rest assured they are just and necessary.

Our minders will remind us. We’re not supposed to be speaking to you without permission.

Don’t punish us. And don’t ask our names. This action is meant to be consequence-free for us. We’re all fired up to fight oppression, but not at any cost to ourselves.

Just think of it like an exercise in performative outrage, but of course you must give in to our DEMANDS, if not before we take your scholarships and degrees, then certainly right after.

by Anonymousreply 29June 5, 2024 5:51 PM

I’m the traditional freshman initiation: performing “Shortnin’ Bread” and “My Hero” in the Vivian Vance Memorial Theatre while the upperclassmen pull pranks on the stage behind them.

by Anonymousreply 30June 5, 2024 6:41 PM

I'm...the Quad.

by Anonymousreply 31June 5, 2024 6:48 PM

I'm giving the commensshment addressh!

by Anonymousreply 32June 5, 2024 6:54 PM

Liza, don’t slur your words!

by Anonymousreply 33June 5, 2024 6:57 PM

I'm the gang showers. The only kind on campus.

by Anonymousreply 34June 5, 2024 7:02 PM

I'm the interesting departments in the campus store: sex toys, speedos, classic jock straps, makeup and moisturisers, polo shirts only in sizes XS, S, and M.

by Anonymousreply 35June 5, 2024 7:05 PM

I'm the admissions policy that clearly states: no fems or fatties.

by Anonymousreply 36June 5, 2024 7:07 PM

No Lizha, R32, not after your appearance in the SATC II movie. You are banned from public events.

by Anonymousreply 37June 5, 2024 7:09 PM

All freshmen must pass a swim test. The young men will be tested only in the old Men's Field house, during the hours of the naked swim.

by Anonymousreply 38June 5, 2024 7:09 PM

I am the male university diving team. I am known for my well done TikTok videos.

by Anonymousreply 39June 5, 2024 7:10 PM

The glory hole tearooms on campus are all protected by Faraday cages to block all localisation apps. This brings old timey anticipation and mystery - you never know who you will find or if it will be dead or hopping. Needless to say, campus security may not patrol these tea rooms.

by Anonymousreply 40June 5, 2024 7:13 PM

I am the sudden closure in 2025 when it is discovered that large funds have been misappropriated by the provost for AbuDhabi vacations with The Cockgobbler.

by Anonymousreply 41June 5, 2024 7:14 PM

I'm teaching English Hyperbole. There isn't anything mundane enough that couldn't be sensationalized to sound like a constitutional crisis.

by Anonymousreply 42June 5, 2024 7:14 PM

I'm the only university to offer a major in Advanced Golden Girls Studies!

by Anonymousreply 43June 5, 2024 7:16 PM

R35 “You’re too fat, GET OUT!!!!!”

by Anonymousreply 44June 5, 2024 7:16 PM

I am the free Prep vending machines at every turn.

by Anonymousreply 45June 5, 2024 7:16 PM

I'm the prof who teaches Gay history and it's about gay and bisexual men only. Nothing and nobody else. The course will never be renamed Queer history. I have very secure tenure and if you don't like this history, you can fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 46June 5, 2024 7:17 PM

I'm the newly tenured professor of marriage and family therapy.

by Anonymousreply 47June 5, 2024 7:20 PM

R46 That’s too radical! I’m melllllttttinnnnggg. 🫠

by Anonymousreply 48June 5, 2024 7:27 PM

[quote] I'm the gang showers. The only kind on campus.

How about golden showers?

by Anonymousreply 49June 5, 2024 7:42 PM

[quote] I'm the admissions policy that clearly states: no fems or fatties.

How about Asians?

by Anonymousreply 50June 5, 2024 7:43 PM

We're the BEAR fraternity. Do not enter without pizza and comic books and beer.

by Anonymousreply 51June 5, 2024 7:51 PM

I am the chair of the Sports Medicine Program. I will cause a $500 million law suit in 2039.

by Anonymousreply 52June 5, 2024 7:53 PM

Our bespoke financial aid policy is anything but "need blind". All young men with their hands out must offer two out of four stellar features, minimum: gorgeous face, hot body, big dick, perfect ass. We will dump a fortune on a rich boy with 3 out of 4, to prevent him choosing the Ivy League. Fugly and poor? NOK

by Anonymousreply 53June 5, 2024 7:58 PM

Two professors teaching at branch campuses:

Kellyanne at the salons of Paris.

Miss Lindsey at the baths of Istanbul.

by Anonymousreply 54June 5, 2024 9:04 PM

I'm the most popular non-credit course offered in DataLounge University history: how to get straight guys to dig the homosex.

Sorry, course is filled for the next twelve semesters.

by Anonymousreply 55June 5, 2024 9:17 PM

I'm the Hissing Eldergays School of Music.

by Anonymousreply 56June 5, 2024 9:51 PM

^No rap. This is a School of MUSIC!

by Anonymousreply 57June 5, 2024 9:53 PM

For our own amusement, we actively encourage Apex Sorority Culture of the richest, prettiest, most hard partying, sluttiest and bitchiest girls in the land.

by Anonymousreply 58June 5, 2024 9:56 PM

Meet Demir, our new assistant coach of Kırkpınar, Turkish Oil Wrestling. Hacky sack has been banned on the quads.

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by Anonymousreply 59June 5, 2024 10:03 PM

I'm 95%.

I'm the failure to graduate rate.

by Anonymousreply 60June 5, 2024 10:05 PM

I’m this awful thread that doesn’t have one humorous or insightful post.

by Anonymousreply 61June 5, 2024 10:06 PM

I'm the witless Bitter Betty who clicks on the thread, knowing it's going to be low brow, just to complain about that.

by Anonymousreply 62June 5, 2024 10:21 PM

I'm R61, needing a tampon change.

by Anonymousreply 63June 5, 2024 10:23 PM

R61 applied for an Angel position and was summarily rejected. Angels are modelled after Vassar's White Angels, dorm receptionists dressed like nurses, who controlled all entries and exits and curfews on the Vassar campus.

We're looking for stern, middle-aged, gay men for the posts, who command authority yet know when to indulge a delightful peccadillo.

by Anonymousreply 64June 5, 2024 10:30 PM

I'm Dearest O'Dear. Be a dear and don't miss my exciting new course in Diagramming the Sentence 101.

by Anonymousreply 65June 5, 2024 10:43 PM

I'm the fraternity house, Kunta Kunta Kunta.

by Anonymousreply 66June 5, 2024 11:20 PM

I'm R61. I have a PhD in cuntery from DataLounge University and graduated summa cum laude.

But you already knew that.

by Anonymousreply 67June 5, 2024 11:24 PM

I'm the new exchange student from Italy, whom everyone checks out in the shower, while I slowly lather my muscles and huge cock. For some reason, everyone wants to take a shower when I'm in there.

by Anonymousreply 68June 5, 2024 11:27 PM

[quote] graduated summa cum laude.

At DL University it’s “sum cum lad”.

by Anonymousreply 69June 5, 2024 11:28 PM

I'm the glory holes in the library carrels for boys who are studying REAL HARD.

by Anonymousreply 70June 5, 2024 11:31 PM

I an Dawson F.. I work in shipping and receiving, mostly in receiving.

by Anonymousreply 71June 6, 2024 12:02 AM

I'm Professor Sum Ting Wong, head of the Asian Studies Department. Ho Lee Fuk is a visiting scholar.

by Anonymousreply 72June 6, 2024 12:23 AM

I'm the cafeteria. We're out of Red Dragon Cheese.

by Anonymousreply 73June 6, 2024 12:26 AM

Red Dragon. Correct.

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by Anonymousreply 74June 6, 2024 12:53 AM

R73, how about Wei Tu Lo?

by Anonymousreply 75June 6, 2024 12:54 AM

Don't miss visiting Urban Linguistics Professor Rosie O'Donnell's lecture: "Reclaiming Ching Chong Ching Chong Chong Chong in a Post-Appropriation Political Economy."

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by Anonymousreply 76June 6, 2024 1:19 AM

Hilaria Baldwin comes to campus with her participatory workshop "A Castilian Gurudevica's New Kama Sutra". (This workshop will be conducted in Spanish and Sanskrit.)

by Anonymousreply 77June 6, 2024 1:25 AM

I’m the Dean’s List.

A list of the hottest students who get to perform on the OnlyFans of president Dean Szlist.

by Anonymousreply 78June 6, 2024 1:44 AM

I’m Ginny in billing. I don’t really “get” school, but I receive excellent benefits.

by Anonymousreply 79June 6, 2024 2:02 AM

I look like I'm still in third grade. 👼

by Anonymousreply 80June 6, 2024 2:27 AM

I’m the toga parties, made with authentic imported material. Anyone wearing a bedsheet gets kicked out.

by Anonymousreply 81June 6, 2024 5:18 AM

I'm the school colors, chosen by Joey Luft: different shades of blue.

by Anonymousreply 82June 6, 2024 5:26 AM

I’m the dozen hick townies who never spent a day on this campus, but will tell you all the ways the college experience is one big cartoon of blue hair dye, communism, and DEI lectures.

They mow our lawns for forty years, and call it the School of Hard Knocks.

by Anonymousreply 83June 6, 2024 5:29 AM

Film Studies 365: Films That Gary Talked Her Out of Doing

This upper-level seminar will focus on famous Hollywood and international films of the late 1960s through the early 1980s with strong female roles which Lucille Ball might well have played had her producer-husband not dissuaded her. Discussions will focus primarily on at what point in the movie Ball would have performed "The Spider" to show regret and/or disgust; which co-stars she would have made cry; and how much booze she would have knocked back on the set. Films to be analyzed may include: Rosemary's Baby, Bonnie and Clyde, Belle de Jour, Cabaret, The Devils, The Day of the Locust, Swept Away, One Flew 0ver the Cuckoo's Nest, The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant, An Unmarried Woman, Norma Rae, Coal Miner's Daughter, and Sophie's Choice. Prerequisites: Film Studies 101 and 102.

by Anonymousreply 84June 6, 2024 5:38 AM

I’m the motto:

Datalounge U - Sat Habeo

(Latin for I Have Sufficient)

by Anonymousreply 85June 6, 2024 5:50 AM

For an advanced class in painting Neanderthal nudes, ‘’Large Marge’ has graciously volunteered to pose.

by Anonymousreply 86June 6, 2024 7:31 AM

I’m the Patsy Ramsey Institute for the Study of Motherhood

by Anonymousreply 87June 6, 2024 1:51 PM

I’m Mike Branson. I got my law degree here.

by Anonymousreply 88June 6, 2024 2:26 PM

R87 is unauthorized.

by Anonymousreply 89June 6, 2024 2:43 PM

If DLU had a "Museum of Human Oddities," after whom would it be named?

by Anonymousreply 90June 6, 2024 2:44 PM

OP what is the Equity Building?

by Anonymousreply 91June 6, 2024 2:48 PM

I’m guest lecturer Matt Damon on the history of fa…gay rights.

by Anonymousreply 92June 6, 2024 2:49 PM

I am Dean Muriel. I handle faculty affairs and expulsions.

by Anonymousreply 93June 6, 2024 2:52 PM

The Equity Building houses the DEI infrastructure, including the university officials, their staffs and the various safe spaces. There’s also a coffee shop.

by Anonymousreply 94June 6, 2024 2:55 PM

There is a re-education module for white cis-men.

by Anonymousreply 95June 6, 2024 2:56 PM

Is there a menstrual hut available for womon on garbage detail?

by Anonymousreply 96June 6, 2024 2:59 PM

I’m the dorm rooms furnished with fainting couches instead of single beds.

by Anonymousreply 97June 6, 2024 3:34 PM

We're George and Martha. An invitation to our house on campus is not for the faint of heart or weak of liver. The performative nature of our evenings makes the challenge of special interest to drama students.

by Anonymousreply 98June 6, 2024 3:39 PM

Cute boys?


by Anonymousreply 99June 6, 2024 3:43 PM

What does the A possess?

by Anonymousreply 100June 6, 2024 3:46 PM

DL University is delighted to announce that 'Hump the Hostess' , previously available only to full time graduate students and non-tenured professors, has opened eligibility to all Undergrads over the age of 17. George has had a revelation so Hump the Host is open to all ages and genders.

by Anonymousreply 101June 6, 2024 3:48 PM

Friends, if you plan on staying in your dormitory over the Christmas holidays, decorations must be tasteful!

by Anonymousreply 102June 6, 2024 3:49 PM

A is for Athlete

B is for Beautiful

C is for Cute

D is for Dumb

F is for Female

by Anonymousreply 103June 6, 2024 4:07 PM

We're sorry dear, but chicks with dicks may not compete in intercollegiate sports restricted to women. If you don't like it, transfer to another university because our donor base has spoken.

by Anonymousreply 104June 6, 2024 4:18 PM

I'm the surprisingly lengthy course list for the minor in "TV Dinner Appreciation."

by Anonymousreply 105June 6, 2024 4:26 PM

I'm the heated debates over which mayonnaise is the best!

by Anonymousreply 106June 6, 2024 4:27 PM

I'm the campus health clinic, with a renowned specialty in resolving meat sweats and "socially acquired" anal fissures. We have a satellite clinic on Fire Island.

by Anonymousreply 107June 6, 2024 4:33 PM

And the deadly new fungal strain that spreads across campus within one year and forces closure of Datalounge University.

by Anonymousreply 108June 6, 2024 4:39 PM

Is the campus in Iowa?

by Anonymousreply 109June 6, 2024 4:39 PM

I’m Marcia Cross. I’m planting pipe bombs on campus, you motherfuckers.

by Anonymousreply 110June 6, 2024 10:55 PM

Will Tommy Tuberville be coaching the DLU football team?

by Anonymousreply 111June 7, 2024 12:14 AM

University colors: flamingo, fuchsia & jasmine

by Anonymousreply 112June 7, 2024 12:20 AM

The Lady Lindzebelle Cultural Affairs Center is opening an exhibit of antebellum women and gents wardrobes in the Gentleman Callers room through the parlor.

by Anonymousreply 113June 7, 2024 12:34 AM

I'm the Sensory Awareness dorm where the cafeteria serves nothing other than fixded cheeseburgers.

by Anonymousreply 114June 7, 2024 1:11 AM

I'm the Musical Theater Dept. The only production we do is " Follies." No one seems to complain.

by Anonymousreply 115June 7, 2024 4:08 AM

I’m the “Mommie Dearest” Masterclass. Knowledge of the book is a plus, but most important is being able to quote the film verbatim.

by Anonymousreply 116June 7, 2024 12:45 PM

R109 Yes, and it works out since they banned all the gay books they don’t have to read. And you can eat as much as you want still be the thin one.

by Anonymousreply 117June 7, 2024 12:57 PM


by Anonymousreply 118June 7, 2024 1:07 PM

R118 And if you question the professor…

“Don’t…you…EVER use that tone of voice with me, MISSY!”

by Anonymousreply 119June 7, 2024 3:19 PM

The campus STILL doesn't have official colors, a mascot, or an architectural theme. Every time we convene the design committee, it devolves into physical violence before we even finish calling roll.

by Anonymousreply 120June 7, 2024 5:19 PM

I’m House Cleaning 101.

Semester 1: moving trees when polishing floors.

by Anonymousreply 121June 7, 2024 5:38 PM

Semester 2: Why Miss Jenkins’ word is not good enough!

by Anonymousreply 122June 7, 2024 5:45 PM


I´m green with envy because nobody gives a shit about me. But i have pictures with Audrey Hepburn and Sophia Loren to console me.

by Anonymousreply 123June 7, 2024 6:07 PM

I'm the guest lecturer in Journalism 101.

I am Barbara Bennett from Redbook.

by Anonymousreply 124June 7, 2024 6:09 PM

R124 Lesson 1: focusing on your original assignment while ignoring a much juicer story occurring IN THE OTHER ROOM.

by Anonymousreply 125June 7, 2024 6:12 PM

Our own DLU has not been immune to the recent campus unrest that has plagued our country. Just last week a group of violent protestors (fueled by outside agitators no doubt) staged a sit-in outside the psychology building. They vow to to remain until the university issues a formal proclamation that men who have sex with other men can never, under any circumstances, be called straight.

by Anonymousreply 126June 7, 2024 8:18 PM

Wednesday is twice around the garden at the Irma S. Rombauer Canteen. Faux pot luck church brunch, first Sunday of the month.

by Anonymousreply 127June 8, 2024 9:48 AM

Might I suggest an official campus color of Wallis blue by Mainbocher?

by Anonymousreply 128June 8, 2024 10:28 AM

[quote] Faux pot luck church brunch, first Sunday of the month.

It’s a soupluck not a potluck.

by Anonymousreply 129June 8, 2024 1:08 PM

Church brunch?? Church???

Literal violence!

by Anonymousreply 130June 8, 2024 5:44 PM

There will be no damned BRF, manqué or otherwise, at Datalounge U.

by Anonymousreply 131June 8, 2024 8:11 PM

Pudgy politicians are welcomed to visit. That includes Ron DeSantis and JD Vance.

by Anonymousreply 132June 8, 2024 8:44 PM

I’m JD Vance at the adjacent drug store looking for eyeliner for my big day.

by Anonymousreply 133June 8, 2024 8:57 PM

I’m the eternal argument are we DU or DLU?

P.S. As there are no graduate programs, the title “university” is dubious.

by Anonymousreply 134June 8, 2024 9:24 PM

I highly recommend an Associate in Arts degree {2 year program) at DLU’s Charm and Finishing Institute. It’s about how to become a proper, well dressed, and eloquent lady with developed manners and interactive skills for the most sophisticated social circles.

by Anonymousreply 135June 8, 2024 11:42 PM

Im the New Risky hire, Opera Diva/Human rights teacher from Argentina. Im here not for the money but to rip a piece off these privileged first world spoiled private school boys. I'm off kilter my first semester because no matter how much I humiliate them in front of the class they keep coming back for more.

by Anonymousreply 136June 9, 2024 12:42 AM

Is George Santos the Chancellor?

by Anonymousreply 137June 9, 2024 1:32 AM

What do you mean, no graduate program??? Where else could one get a masters in The Golden Girls??

by Anonymousreply 138June 9, 2024 2:50 AM

No accredited graduate program.

by Anonymousreply 139June 9, 2024 2:51 AM

I'm the Spectrum Building housing the Aspie Chair held by the Autism Troll emeritus.

by Anonymousreply 140June 9, 2024 2:57 AM

R139 Ironic, considering how utterly FAGGY most graduate programs are these days. Seriously, unless it's an MBA program, most of the dudes you'll meet are as gay as a picnic basket.

by Anonymousreply 141June 9, 2024 4:04 AM

Graduate programs are so FAGGY that Matt Damon didn't even graduate from university! He didn't want that taint!

by Anonymousreply 142June 9, 2024 4:07 AM

Is the DLU an institution of learning or a teenage brothel?!

by Anonymousreply 143June 9, 2024 4:18 AM

R143 That depends on how closely you examine the Dominican birth certificates of the DLU wrestling team.

by Anonymousreply 144June 9, 2024 4:20 AM

[quote] DLU has an impeccable reputation!

On what planet?

by Anonymousreply 145June 9, 2024 4:20 AM

Let’s be the football team, we’re the Trojans!

by Anonymousreply 146June 9, 2024 4:30 AM

I should have known DLU knows where to find the boys, and the booze!

by Anonymousreply 147June 9, 2024 4:31 AM

"Graduate programs are so FAGGY that Matt Damon didn't even graduate from university! He didn't want that taint!"

Funny - He was all about the taint when we were in school. He licked mine every night!


by Anonymousreply 148June 9, 2024 5:03 AM

If I catch any of you bitches making out in the stables, I’m going to TELL!!!

by Anonymousreply 149June 9, 2024 7:35 AM

R149, the Sarah Jessica Parker Memorial Stables.

by Anonymousreply 150June 9, 2024 1:09 PM

^She’s not dead

by Anonymousreply 151June 9, 2024 1:23 PM

[quote] ^She’s not dead

They shoot horses, don't they?

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by Anonymousreply 152June 9, 2024 1:24 PM

The Richard Simmons Center with Richard missing.

Sweatin’ to the Oldies for eldergays and obese lesbians. Karens not welcomed.

by Anonymousreply 153June 9, 2024 4:23 PM

I’m the sorority house, Delta Upsilon Delta.

We’re all DUDs here.

by Anonymousreply 154June 11, 2024 8:55 AM

No, [bold]I'm[/bold] the fraternity house, [bold]PH[/bold]i [bold]A[/bold]lpha [bold]G[/bold]amma

by Anonymousreply 155June 11, 2024 10:56 AM

I'm the Datalounge École de Théatre Prisspot Players of the Dramatique Arts' production of the classic "Dial C For Cunt."

by Anonymousreply 156June 11, 2024 7:48 PM
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