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How 'hot rodent' men became Hollywood's sexiest heartthrobs! 🐀🍆

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 78June 9, 2024 2:49 AM

“The latest global dating trend of hot rodent boyfriends might sound offensive, but in reality, it's anything but. The reign of Golden Retriever heartthrobs is apparently over. Instead, women long for someone who is loyal, unconventionally attractive with sharp eyes and angular faces - otherwise known as a hot rodent boyfriend.”

by Anonymousreply 1June 5, 2024 1:30 AM

Hot rodent men!

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by Anonymousreply 2June 5, 2024 1:33 AM

Seems like satire? Is it?

by Anonymousreply 3June 5, 2024 1:34 AM

Three weeks ago in Dazed

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by Anonymousreply 4June 5, 2024 1:34 AM

Hot Rats!

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by Anonymousreply 5June 5, 2024 1:35 AM

There is something really off with Barry Keoghan's face. Some of those other guys are just unusual looking, but Keoghan looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 6June 5, 2024 1:39 AM

Kieran Culkin is actually handsome with that square jaw. He's just short, and his hair always looks greasy.

And Jeremy Allen White just looks Eastern European.

by Anonymousreply 7June 5, 2024 1:41 AM

He looks like Gene Wilder!

by Anonymousreply 8June 5, 2024 1:44 AM

Does this include Tim-O-Tay, the most rodent-looking celebrity and Alexander Zverev, the German tennis player of Russian descent who is alleged to have beat his girlfriends and is known as “Ratface” on the Gays and Tennis threads?

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by Anonymousreply 9June 5, 2024 1:48 AM

Beaten not beat.

by Anonymousreply 10June 5, 2024 1:48 AM

I don't think Jeremy Allen White belongs in this group. People like him because of his ultra jacked body. His face isn't unconventional like the other examples.

by Anonymousreply 11June 5, 2024 1:48 AM

The woke progressives currently running Hollywood are anti-tradition, anti-masculinity, and anti-beauty. Their goal is for all actors, leading men and character actors alike, to be completely feminized. We may never see a Cary Grant ever again. The vast majority of women don’t want this. I don’t see this pervasive trend going away unless sane moderates are able to make a comeback.

by Anonymousreply 12June 5, 2024 1:53 AM

R12=horny Frau

by Anonymousreply 13June 5, 2024 1:58 AM

Is it possible that someone did an article on "hot rodent men" as "Hollywood's sexiest heartthrobs" WITHOUT mentioning Timothee? I thought he was going to be presented as Exhibit A!

by Anonymousreply 14June 5, 2024 1:59 AM

R14 Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 15June 5, 2024 2:02 AM

[quote] The woke progressives currently running Hollywood are anti-tradition, anti-masculinity, and anti-beauty. Their goal is for all actors, leading men and character actors alike, to be completely feminized. We may never see a Cary Grant ever again.

Well, far be it for me to interrupt a good Mary!-esque handwringing, but these things always swing back and forth.

In the 70s, we had multiple unconventional looking male movie stars as Al Pacino, Dustin Hoffman, Donald Sutherland, Elliot Gould, etc.

The pendulum swung back when the country became more conservative in the 1980s, and we went back to heartthrob types like Rob Lowe and Tom Cruise.

by Anonymousreply 16June 5, 2024 2:02 AM

5’7” James Dean would like to have a word with the Cary Grant fangurl who thinks only tall masculine men can only be objects of lust.

by Anonymousreply 17June 5, 2024 2:08 AM

This is no different from Benedict Cumberbatch and Robert Pattinson and a bunch of others who are absolutely hideous.

by Anonymousreply 18June 5, 2024 2:19 AM

If only they still had truly handsome men like when I came around!

by Anonymousreply 19June 5, 2024 2:23 AM
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by Anonymousreply 20June 5, 2024 2:24 AM

Not every guy was meant to be pretty, but he can make the most of what he has.

by Anonymousreply 21June 5, 2024 2:24 AM

Of all the rodent actors, Bradley is at the top of the list, has there ever been a more repulsive actor? I don't think so...

by Anonymousreply 22June 5, 2024 2:32 AM

Bradley Cooper is the most physically repulsive actor ever??

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by Anonymousreply 23June 5, 2024 2:34 AM

Even Rondo Hatton cannot compare with Bradley's sheer repulsiveness!

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by Anonymousreply 24June 5, 2024 2:36 AM

He looks nothing like that anymore, r23

by Anonymousreply 25June 5, 2024 2:37 AM

R12 I don’t agree with this. I think pretty people are considered distractions or threatening now.

Kind of like runway models. When supermodels in the 90s became more famous than the fashion designers, they stopped using conventionally attractive models and went for “unique” looks.

With white women, they like non-threatening women in lead roles. Julia, Jennifer, Meg, Sandra are not that pretty. They were non-threatening women who women related to and liked.

This might seem like a stretch for people but in straight porn, the men are usually ugly these days compared to the 80s and 90s and 2000s and the men are non-threatening to the male ego.

What you’re talking about is alive and well on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 26June 5, 2024 2:37 AM

I thought they were all the same guy

by Anonymousreply 27June 5, 2024 2:39 AM

How dare they slight the king of the rodents, Timothee!!!

by Anonymousreply 28June 5, 2024 2:43 AM

[quote] has there ever been a more repulsive actor?

See R20.

by Anonymousreply 29June 5, 2024 2:45 AM

Kieran Culkin is hot and I’ve always thought so but the rest of these rodent men are gross.

by Anonymousreply 30June 5, 2024 2:45 AM

Ahem, hello, I'm Dustin Hoffman.

by Anonymousreply 31June 5, 2024 2:51 AM

R12 Do you ever get exhausted constantly bitching about "progressives" all the time? Does every damn thread need to become political? Give it a break.

by Anonymousreply 32June 5, 2024 3:00 AM

Rat Face

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by Anonymousreply 33June 5, 2024 3:05 AM

Jeez, I wonder how those actors feel being called having a rat face.

by Anonymousreply 34June 5, 2024 3:13 AM

I'm sure they feel fine, laughing all the way to the bank and getting laid whenever they want.

by Anonymousreply 35June 5, 2024 3:22 AM

r35 is right. All of us successful actors who make money and have fans screaming for us are confident about how we look!

by Anonymousreply 36June 5, 2024 4:04 AM

Which modern-day celebrities look like Rondo Hatton at R24?

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by Anonymousreply 37June 5, 2024 4:05 AM

R35 Flavor Flav and Gene Simmons did the same.

by Anonymousreply 38June 5, 2024 4:12 AM

By "modern-day celebrities," are you including bleached-blonde badly-built butch-bodied US representatives, r37?

by Anonymousreply 39June 5, 2024 4:13 AM

Bradley Cooper is not a rodent. He’s an emu!

by Anonymousreply 40June 5, 2024 5:33 AM

Not to be confused with the alpaca guy^^

by Anonymousreply 41June 5, 2024 5:36 AM


by Anonymousreply 42June 5, 2024 5:59 AM

I'd probably go for the alpaca Taylor Lautner over rat-faced BCoop.

Although rats do have their ability to find food, no matter what.


[quote] Alpacas have a very efficient digestive system, designed for making the most of the relatively poor quality grazing upon which they have evolved. They are also proficient at extracting much of their water requirement from their food. Alpacas grazed on green pasture will drink very little water.

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by Anonymousreply 43June 5, 2024 6:08 AM

In the photo at R33, Timothee's face doesn't appear especially mouse-like or rat-like to me. In other photos and in films, it often does.

by Anonymousreply 44June 5, 2024 1:18 PM

No clue who any of these guys are but the one in the middle is really ugly.

by Anonymousreply 45June 5, 2024 2:31 PM

I love that the hysterical frau at R12 uses CARY GRANT as the exemplar of masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 46June 5, 2024 2:39 PM

It’s always nice to honestly not feel the way I’m told “everyone” does (it makes me feel special) but this one is going to be hard to articulate without sounding like a supreme dork.

“Oh, me? Well, actually, no. I haven’t really experienced an attraction to rodent persons myself but I support anyone who does.”

by Anonymousreply 47June 5, 2024 2:54 PM


by Anonymousreply 48June 5, 2024 3:03 PM

Only a DLer could have come up with that theory or that headline.

by Anonymousreply 49June 5, 2024 3:21 PM

Josh isn't rodent looking. He's conventionally at least "pleasant" looking, and masculine, and can be handsome.

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by Anonymousreply 50June 5, 2024 3:26 PM

It would be hilarious to read the DL's reaction to an actress with ears that big

by Anonymousreply 51June 5, 2024 3:34 PM

There are very few people in the world I would called truly ugly, but a couple of those guys at op got beat bad with the ugly stick.

by Anonymousreply 52June 5, 2024 3:34 PM

R12 I agree.

If you follow social media, you will see that many people still appreciate traditional beauty/masculinity.

That's who's being followed the most on social media .

Not these types, which is just 'woke' Hollywood going against the grain, trying to be 'revolutionary.'

But I think that social media will win out when all is said and done.

by Anonymousreply 53June 5, 2024 3:44 PM

Richard Gadd

by Anonymousreply 54June 5, 2024 3:53 PM

[quote] Gen Z fans are going wild for actors with unusual features

Are they really?

by Anonymousreply 55June 5, 2024 3:56 PM

Zoomers think they invented everything, but there were always ugly people in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 56June 5, 2024 4:01 PM

Zero credibility clickbait garbage

by Anonymousreply 57June 5, 2024 4:04 PM

I've always held that men with less than pretty faces, but bodies built by the gods, can be the sexiest men around.

by Anonymousreply 58June 5, 2024 4:06 PM

I don’t understand how they could do a piece on rodent men without mentioning Ratboy.

by Anonymousreply 59June 5, 2024 4:06 PM

Josh has jug ears but they arent big at all.

by Anonymousreply 60June 5, 2024 4:24 PM

[quote] There is something really off with Barry Keoghan's face. Some of those other guys are just unusual looking, but Keoghan looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome.

I wondered if he has FAS.

by Anonymousreply 61June 5, 2024 4:57 PM

Alas, I was born too early.

by Anonymousreply 62June 5, 2024 6:17 PM

Surely “hot rodent” is an epic contradiction in terms….

by Anonymousreply 63June 5, 2024 6:25 PM

Was Ralph Fiennes the original "hot rodent", years before they became hot?

by Anonymousreply 64June 7, 2024 10:31 PM


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by Anonymousreply 65June 7, 2024 10:37 PM

Bradley Cooper is a seagull.

by Anonymousreply 66June 8, 2024 12:11 AM

The person at OP’s link has rapist eyes.


But I’m a lesbian and never have been able to figure out the attractions of heterosexual women and gay men. Especially baffling are the choices heterosexual women make in men.

by Anonymousreply 67June 8, 2024 1:57 PM

[quote]The person at OP’s link has rapist eyes.

R67, you really shouldn't say or write things like that, even in jest and especially not anonymously. Shame on you.

by Anonymousreply 68June 8, 2024 2:10 PM

How could you forget Tobey Maguire? That rat likes to burrow in Leo's hole.

by Anonymousreply 69June 8, 2024 2:59 PM

I like Josh. He is rodent looking and he is hung

by Anonymousreply 70June 8, 2024 3:42 PM

*not rodent looking

by Anonymousreply 71June 8, 2024 3:43 PM

That one guy at OP looks a lot like Gene Wilder.

by Anonymousreply 72June 8, 2024 3:56 PM

Roman Polanski. ugh.

by Anonymousreply 73June 8, 2024 6:59 PM

[quote][R67], you really shouldn't say or write things like that, even in jest and especially not anonymously. Shame on you.

Mary! A Datalounge newbie has been triggered!

Quick, get her to the "safe room" with the cuddly kittens and the Play-Doh!

by Anonymousreply 74June 8, 2024 7:07 PM

Jeremy's eyes, mouth, and these days body mmmmm.

by Anonymousreply 75June 8, 2024 7:38 PM

R33 Looks like he just came off a cake bender or something.

by Anonymousreply 76June 8, 2024 11:51 PM

Barry Keoghan looks more like an anteater. His girlfriend, Sabrina Carpenter, looks like a blonde Troll doll dressed for the ice capades.

by Anonymousreply 77June 9, 2024 12:04 AM

2008 calling: Rafael Nadal is an infamous Capybara super-rodent:

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