What are some classy first names?

Fancy!

tarquin

Land

I actually worked with a guy named Land DuPont. He looked like his name too.

George

Charlotte

Louis

Drake

Dent (short for Denton)

I let that boy get away, damn it.

Blake, Grant, Carlton, Leonardo

Egnotz

Blake?! You mean "Bih-Lockey?"

Lilibet.

Muriel.

Cary / Carey

Dougal

Thierry

Grahame

Everett

Emma, Emmy, Emily, Emmee, Emory, Amaleigh, Emree, Amity, Emberleigh

Giles

Colin

Fairchild

Thorne

For women: Charlotte, Meredith, Evelyn, Marilyn Madeleine, Frances, Claire, Adeline, and Margaret

For me: Hugh, Harrison, Grant, Gregory, Timothy, Clayton, and Thornton; James if a family name

Huntington

Leticia

Elizabeth

Anne (has to have the e)

Helena

Lilith

Katherine

Edward

Fairmont

Alexander

Skate

Crystal

Heather

Candy

Heidi

Carlos

Skeet

Twatta

I worked with a guy named Chadwick.

My brother's name was James and I always liked it. For women, Olivia.

Among my best friends:

Regina

Catherine

Vulva

Majora

Barron

"Blaine? His name is BLAINE???"

Flotilla

Fallon

Naomi

And what ABOUT Naomi?

Anastasia (as in Russian royalty)

I found a homeless dog in the park — he was pushed out of a car and needed help. I put scared dog into my car and went straight to the vet for shots. (Never owned a dog, I was a little scared, too.)

When the receptionist asked me his name, I realized I hadn’t thought of a name and somehow blurted out, “Conrad.”

Three years later, if anyone asks me why I named him Conrad, I realize they don’t know me very well.

Conrad!! He held on to the boat.

Tallulah

Jean

Joan

Petra

Penelope

Geraldine

Christian

Dolores

Cunt

Cuntflaps

Cuntissima

It's DL. Classy = English. LOL.

Dick

Jizzlane

Bennifer

Ivanka

Tiffany

Gillian is classy

Jillian is trashy

Buffy and Chip

My grandmother's first name was "Queen" (middle name "Victoria" lol)

Margot

Grace

Lindzebelle

Kellyanne

Andrea pronounced AHHN-DRAYA.

Punch

It means the Fifth. A family rolled with the same exact name for at least 125 years….

Deruthia (Clinkscales)

Burgundy (Featherkyle)

Tank (Buncos)

Delta Christine (Farrington)

John

Paul

George

Not Ringo

Viola

Anastasia, like Russian Royalty, is pronounced

Anna sta ZEE uh.

The family name is pronounced

Ruh MON uf.

In the feminine

Grand Duchess Ana sta ZEE uh Ruh MON uf ah.

Persephone

Pagan

Perdita

Damien

Sophonisba

Boadicea

Aspasia

Semiramide

Not "Lillibet."

Pubert

Nomi

Yolanda

Hunter

Labia

Fisty

Propecia

Temperance

[quote] I worked with a guy named Chadwick.

Did you find he had a tendency to [italic]under-react[/italic] in times of crisis?

Whoopie

Courtney

Cecile

JLo.

Twatsy

Devon, Alden, Rufus

Chesty?

Many of these names are merely piss-elegant. Given the chance, you'd probably name a soap character "Steele Cartwright."

Vera Louise Gorman

Octavia

Alistar

Bradford

Clifford

Cornelius

Minge

Viola

Reverend

Vajeannie

Salvatore

Latrine