I’m a sudden, drastic change in hair color.
Let’s be Signs of a Mental Breakdown
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 8, 2024 3:06 AM |
I’m the tasteful MAGA tattoo. I’m hoping to get the Anointed Orange One to sign me at the next rally.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 4, 2024 5:19 PM |
I’m the hand, neck or face tattoo, even if I’m a squiggly bird or something cute, my placement signifies insanity brewing.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 4, 2024 5:24 PM |
I'm the flying of an upside-down American flag, et al.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 4, 2024 5:25 PM |
I'm FOX news viewership.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 4, 2024 5:28 PM |
I’m the Queers for Palestine support!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 4, 2024 5:30 PM |
I’m the decision to do Drag.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 4, 2024 5:30 PM |
I am posting on the Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 4, 2024 5:32 PM |
Divorced and losing major weight or hitting the gym hard.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 4, 2024 6:03 PM |
No R7.
Posting on the Datalounge is a sign of boredom, not insanity.
Duplicating threads on the Datalounge is a sign of insanity.
Or laziness.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 4, 2024 6:04 PM |
Walking outside near Starbucks, Dunkin, gas stations, or a 7-Eleven in your sweats or lounge wear with disheveled hair / look and dead eyes. Also, probably smoking.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 4, 2024 6:06 PM |
[quote]Duplicating threads on the Datalounge is a sign of insanity.
Duplicating DL thread is a sign of sociopathy and a willful disregard for social norms and conventions.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 4, 2024 6:07 PM |
Posting on social media in ALL CAPS.
Talking in the third person.
Yelling and body rocking.
Pantshitting and ignoring it.
Paranoia.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 4, 2024 6:18 PM |
Losing your job and announcing you are going on sabbatical.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 4, 2024 6:26 PM |
Chain smoking while rocking back and forth
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 4, 2024 6:31 PM |
I’m unopened mail that has been sitting in the box for weeks. The addressee is convinced that I contain dreadful threats and torments but I don’t see what’s so bad about making people aware of their low-cost cremation options or their local politicians’ hopes that we’ll all pull together and make this a safer community.
None of the grocery store coupons I contain will do a damn bit of good now that they’ve expired and it’s a damn shame. Two-for-one party size Cheetos deals going unclaimed? Jesus wept.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 4, 2024 6:38 PM |
I'm me, losing a hundred pounds without even trying- I just stop eating. The worse my mental health is, the better I look.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 4, 2024 6:44 PM |
I’m the cracked phone screen. Phone still works, though! Shit happens!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 4, 2024 6:57 PM |
Changing your name to "Skye"!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 4, 2024 7:21 PM |
Feeling like you will break or shatter if someone looks at you.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 4, 2024 7:28 PM |
Suddenly moving to the middle of nowhere for no reason.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 4, 2024 7:31 PM |
Bangs.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 4, 2024 7:33 PM |
Suddenly quitting job or behaving bad enough to get fired.
Decreased need for sleep.
Increased need for sleep.
Pursuing sex when it’s not your norm to slut around.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 4, 2024 7:34 PM |
Testimonial videos, shot alone in a car, to one's virtual audience.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 4, 2024 7:52 PM |
All 👀 on us! All 👀 on us! 💃🏼
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 4, 2024 7:54 PM |
Demanding that people text you before calling you on the phone.
Sure sign of nutsodosis.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 4, 2024 8:06 PM |
'Tis the season to be manic.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 4, 2024 8:08 PM |
My obese closeted lesbian college friend threw her entire apartment into the dumpsters. Her parents had to come get her. She never came back, decided to become a hair stylist.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 4, 2024 10:02 PM |
I'm the blinds or curtains that remained closed 24/7. No sunlight in the home.
I'm the windows that are never opened to let in some fresh air.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 4, 2024 10:38 PM |
I’m a sudden, drastic change in eye color.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 5, 2024 12:31 AM |
Getting into hard drugs.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 5, 2024 1:35 AM |
I'm the sitting at your table and staring into space for hours on end (right after you've knifed a guy to death for giving you an orgasm, of course).
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 5, 2024 1:49 AM |
Normalization of obesity. Politicizing everything. Obsession with material wealth and social media. Oh wait, I'm defining signs of societal breakdown.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 5, 2024 1:59 AM |
I’m the girl who rubbed herself to a sprinkler right in the middle of brunch.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 5, 2024 2:00 AM |
r34 Turns out I'm simply listing signs, not defining them.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 5, 2024 2:03 AM |
Getting into a weird extreme diet and talking nonstop about how life changing it is.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 5, 2024 2:24 AM |
Tons of bracelets made of string or like materials.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 5, 2024 2:30 AM |
Oops. Should have been this link (though Dick Barton somehow works too)
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 5, 2024 6:21 AM |
I’m switching to instant coffee because brewing a pot of normal coffee takes too much planning and commitment.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 5, 2024 10:17 AM |
I’m the 4AM manic state that has you cleaning the grouting of your shower with a toothbrush while listening to Reba.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 5, 2024 10:20 AM |
But it actually does, R42. Especially if you haven’t had your coffee yet!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 5, 2024 10:21 AM |
Posting videos from a car while coming down.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 5, 2024 10:21 AM |
Eating breakfast cereal morning, noon, and night.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 5, 2024 10:40 AM |
Chain smoking while rocking back and forth
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 5, 2024 10:48 AM |
Whatever is always going on with this hoe’s face and head…
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 5, 2024 2:57 PM |
I'm the posting of graphic sex videos to Twitter, firstly with a coy anonymity but soon showing a full face, to be followed by starting an OnlyFans account as if it's no big deal.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 5, 2024 3:02 PM |
More than one mugshot.
Tattooing your sclera.
Fighting in Walmart.
Wearing a sandwich board and yelling about End Times.
Praying for End Times.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 5, 2024 3:16 PM |
I am working as a weather man.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 5, 2024 3:17 PM |
Missing a tooth and not fixing the situation.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 5, 2024 3:21 PM |
I'm obsessively posting about the mass mutilation of teen girls by the Transtapo
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 5, 2024 3:35 PM |
I’m transitioning.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 5, 2024 4:00 PM |
I am the firm conviction that if Bill Hader would simply stop taking out the fucking restraining orders on me for one single goddam day I could EXPLAIN MYSELF and he would understand why we’re meant to be together, soulmates, forever.
He’s a Gemini, I’m a Gemini, how much more obvious could it be? I recite all his lines from Barry every night so I can pass out, I have a Stefon shirt. He’s an intelligent man. He should have gotten it by now.
I’m starting to think he’s got some sort of side piece who’s acting as an impediment to our happiness and believe you me, if I ever learn that he does, that side piece is not long for this world.
I haven’t sent 700 emails to him, his agent, and Lorne Michaels to be turned away at the last minute.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 5, 2024 9:19 PM |
You just had James Coburn drop lit matches on your lap.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 5, 2024 9:25 PM |
Oh, R58, my people! You found them! How can I ever thank you enough?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 7, 2024 5:31 PM |
I meant R59. Sorry. I got excited.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 7, 2024 5:36 PM |
Won’t see a psychiatrist and take big pharma but does gobble cbd gummies, ashwaghanda, b vitamins, homeopathic remedies, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 8, 2024 1:20 AM |
Gets their "news" from Fox, Newsmax, Daily Wire, etc
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 8, 2024 2:12 AM |
Finding that one spot in the woods where you wait for the aliens to beam you up.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 8, 2024 3:06 AM |