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Let’s be Signs of a Mental Breakdown

I’m a sudden, drastic change in hair color.

by Anonymousreply 64June 8, 2024 3:06 AM

I’m the tasteful MAGA tattoo. I’m hoping to get the Anointed Orange One to sign me at the next rally.

by Anonymousreply 1June 4, 2024 5:19 PM

I’m the hand, neck or face tattoo, even if I’m a squiggly bird or something cute, my placement signifies insanity brewing.

by Anonymousreply 2June 4, 2024 5:24 PM

I'm the flying of an upside-down American flag, et al.

by Anonymousreply 3June 4, 2024 5:25 PM

I'm FOX news viewership.

by Anonymousreply 4June 4, 2024 5:28 PM

I’m the Queers for Palestine support!

by Anonymousreply 5June 4, 2024 5:30 PM

I’m the decision to do Drag.

by Anonymousreply 6June 4, 2024 5:30 PM

I am posting on the Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 7June 4, 2024 5:32 PM

Divorced and losing major weight or hitting the gym hard.

by Anonymousreply 8June 4, 2024 6:03 PM

No R7.

Posting on the Datalounge is a sign of boredom, not insanity.

Duplicating threads on the Datalounge is a sign of insanity.

Or laziness.

by Anonymousreply 9June 4, 2024 6:04 PM

Walking outside near Starbucks, Dunkin, gas stations, or a 7-Eleven in your sweats or lounge wear with disheveled hair / look and dead eyes. Also, probably smoking.

by Anonymousreply 10June 4, 2024 6:06 PM

[quote]Duplicating threads on the Datalounge is a sign of insanity.

Duplicating DL thread is a sign of sociopathy and a willful disregard for social norms and conventions.

by Anonymousreply 11June 4, 2024 6:07 PM

Posting on social media in ALL CAPS.

Talking in the third person.

Yelling and body rocking.

Pantshitting and ignoring it.


by Anonymousreply 12June 4, 2024 6:18 PM

Losing your job and announcing you are going on sabbatical.

by Anonymousreply 13June 4, 2024 6:26 PM

Chain smoking while rocking back and forth

by Anonymousreply 14June 4, 2024 6:31 PM

I’m unopened mail that has been sitting in the box for weeks. The addressee is convinced that I contain dreadful threats and torments but I don’t see what’s so bad about making people aware of their low-cost cremation options or their local politicians’ hopes that we’ll all pull together and make this a safer community.

None of the grocery store coupons I contain will do a damn bit of good now that they’ve expired and it’s a damn shame. Two-for-one party size Cheetos deals going unclaimed? Jesus wept.

by Anonymousreply 15June 4, 2024 6:38 PM

I'm me, losing a hundred pounds without even trying- I just stop eating. The worse my mental health is, the better I look.

by Anonymousreply 16June 4, 2024 6:44 PM

I’m the cracked phone screen. Phone still works, though! Shit happens!

by Anonymousreply 17June 4, 2024 6:57 PM

Changing your name to "Skye"!

by Anonymousreply 18June 4, 2024 7:21 PM

Feeling like you will break or shatter if someone looks at you.

by Anonymousreply 19June 4, 2024 7:28 PM

Suddenly moving to the middle of nowhere for no reason.

by Anonymousreply 20June 4, 2024 7:31 PM


by Anonymousreply 21June 4, 2024 7:33 PM

Suddenly quitting job or behaving bad enough to get fired.

Decreased need for sleep.

Increased need for sleep.

Pursuing sex when it’s not your norm to slut around.

by Anonymousreply 22June 4, 2024 7:34 PM

Testimonial videos, shot alone in a car, to one's virtual audience.

by Anonymousreply 23June 4, 2024 7:52 PM

All 👀 on us! All 👀 on us! 💃🏼

by Anonymousreply 24June 4, 2024 7:54 PM

Demanding that people text you before calling you on the phone.

Sure sign of nutsodosis.

by Anonymousreply 25June 4, 2024 8:06 PM

'Tis the season to be manic.

by Anonymousreply 26June 4, 2024 8:08 PM

My obese closeted lesbian college friend threw her entire apartment into the dumpsters. Her parents had to come get her. She never came back, decided to become a hair stylist.

by Anonymousreply 27June 4, 2024 10:02 PM

I’m Katy Tur’s short MAGA haircut.

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by Anonymousreply 28June 4, 2024 10:24 PM

Wearing a fur parka in Beverly Hills.

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by Anonymousreply 29June 4, 2024 10:28 PM

I'm the blinds or curtains that remained closed 24/7. No sunlight in the home.

I'm the windows that are never opened to let in some fresh air.

by Anonymousreply 30June 4, 2024 10:38 PM

I’m a sudden, drastic change in eye color.

by Anonymousreply 31June 5, 2024 12:31 AM

Getting into hard drugs.

by Anonymousreply 32June 5, 2024 1:35 AM

I'm the sitting at your table and staring into space for hours on end (right after you've knifed a guy to death for giving you an orgasm, of course).

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by Anonymousreply 33June 5, 2024 1:49 AM

Normalization of obesity. Politicizing everything. Obsession with material wealth and social media. Oh wait, I'm defining signs of societal breakdown.

by Anonymousreply 34June 5, 2024 1:59 AM

I’m the girl who rubbed herself to a sprinkler right in the middle of brunch.

by Anonymousreply 35June 5, 2024 2:00 AM

r34 Turns out I'm simply listing signs, not defining them.

by Anonymousreply 36June 5, 2024 2:03 AM

Taking spinning classes.

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by Anonymousreply 37June 5, 2024 2:05 AM

Getting into a weird extreme diet and talking nonstop about how life changing it is.

by Anonymousreply 38June 5, 2024 2:24 AM

Tons of bracelets made of string or like materials.

by Anonymousreply 39June 5, 2024 2:30 AM

Prancercising in public.

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by Anonymousreply 40June 5, 2024 6:18 AM

Oops. Should have been this link (though Dick Barton somehow works too)

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by Anonymousreply 41June 5, 2024 6:21 AM

I’m switching to instant coffee because brewing a pot of normal coffee takes too much planning and commitment.

by Anonymousreply 42June 5, 2024 10:17 AM

I’m the 4AM manic state that has you cleaning the grouting of your shower with a toothbrush while listening to Reba.

by Anonymousreply 43June 5, 2024 10:20 AM

But it actually does, R42. Especially if you haven’t had your coffee yet!

by Anonymousreply 44June 5, 2024 10:21 AM

Posting videos from a car while coming down.

by Anonymousreply 45June 5, 2024 10:21 AM

Eating breakfast cereal morning, noon, and night.

by Anonymousreply 46June 5, 2024 10:40 AM

Chain smoking while rocking back and forth

by Anonymousreply 47June 5, 2024 10:48 AM

Whatever is always going on with this hoe’s face and head…

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by Anonymousreply 48June 5, 2024 2:57 PM

I'm the posting of graphic sex videos to Twitter, firstly with a coy anonymity but soon showing a full face, to be followed by starting an OnlyFans account as if it's no big deal.

by Anonymousreply 49June 5, 2024 3:02 PM

More than one mugshot.

Tattooing your sclera.

Fighting in Walmart.

Wearing a sandwich board and yelling about End Times.

Praying for End Times.

by Anonymousreply 50June 5, 2024 3:16 PM

I am working as a weather man.

by Anonymousreply 51June 5, 2024 3:17 PM

Missing a tooth and not fixing the situation.

by Anonymousreply 52June 5, 2024 3:21 PM

I'm obsessively posting about the mass mutilation of teen girls by the Transtapo

by Anonymousreply 53June 5, 2024 3:35 PM

I’m transitioning.

by Anonymousreply 54June 5, 2024 4:00 PM

I’m the new fashion choices replacing dapper.

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by Anonymousreply 55June 5, 2024 4:35 PM

I'm desperate, pleading sanpaku eyes

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by Anonymousreply 56June 5, 2024 5:23 PM

I am the firm conviction that if Bill Hader would simply stop taking out the fucking restraining orders on me for one single goddam day I could EXPLAIN MYSELF and he would understand why we’re meant to be together, soulmates, forever.

He’s a Gemini, I’m a Gemini, how much more obvious could it be? I recite all his lines from Barry every night so I can pass out, I have a Stefon shirt. He’s an intelligent man. He should have gotten it by now.

I’m starting to think he’s got some sort of side piece who’s acting as an impediment to our happiness and believe you me, if I ever learn that he does, that side piece is not long for this world.

I haven’t sent 700 emails to him, his agent, and Lorne Michaels to be turned away at the last minute.

by Anonymousreply 57June 5, 2024 9:19 PM

You just had James Coburn drop lit matches on your lap.

by Anonymousreply 58June 5, 2024 9:25 PM

R57…made me think of this:

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by Anonymousreply 59June 6, 2024 8:52 PM

Oh, R58, my people! You found them! How can I ever thank you enough?

by Anonymousreply 60June 7, 2024 5:31 PM

I meant R59. Sorry. I got excited.

by Anonymousreply 61June 7, 2024 5:36 PM

Won’t see a psychiatrist and take big pharma but does gobble cbd gummies, ashwaghanda, b vitamins, homeopathic remedies, etc.

by Anonymousreply 62June 8, 2024 1:20 AM

Gets their "news" from Fox, Newsmax, Daily Wire, etc

by Anonymousreply 63June 8, 2024 2:12 AM

Finding that one spot in the woods where you wait for the aliens to beam you up.

by Anonymousreply 64June 8, 2024 3:06 AM
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