What is your opinion on this dude and his schlong?

That's quite a bush.

He’s a dude and he has a schlong.

He looks related to Travis Kelce.

There's a hand/schlong correlation here. Wonder how tall he is.

Beautiful

Looks like a lovely place to spend an afternoon.

He looks like a young Minnesota dad!

Magnificent natural bush and body hair on a hot guy. The schlong is a bonus if it's not photoshopped.

Beautiful bush but I can't get past him looking like Mr. Edwards.

The 70s called and it wants its bushy pubic hair back!

mutilated

Nothing announces being a 90's queen like R10's groundbreaking jibe.

I smell dick cheese and I smell digital manipulation.

No one's dick is that juicy out in the snow

I'd certainly keep him around until I saw that thing hard. Then I'd decide.

Very skeptical about the size, in the snow, except if he just blew a load and that's 1/2 a boner.

Robert Frost - The Road Not Taken: Summary & Analysis

The speaker then chooses one path, telling themself they'll take the other sometime in the future, yet they also know it's unlikely they'll have the opportunity ...

Looks like a very fun fuck, as long as it's dark. Just a tiny bit of bush trim would be nice, but not much.

Love the body hair.

gross

Add 50 pounds and he’s my ideal.

Is he considered to be a bear or an otter?

I like a full untrimmed bush but that's a tropical rain forest.

That's a bear.

I'd kick him INTO bed.

That's quite a 'forest' surrounding his timber - and it's not even at full salute! A big YES to everything about him!

I would dive nose first into that bush and inhale.

I’d kick him out of bed only after I fucked the cum out of him.

FAKE

I’d let him keep me warm!

R9- He does look like a young Mr. Edwards from Little House On The Prairie.

Definitely a 10 in my book. Just saved the photo as a screen saver

thurr… purr…..

Sasquatch sighting!

My opinion is that he needs a blanket. Over his shoulders, anyway.

He looks cold.

R25, that was so deliciously stupid that I can’t stop laughing. I love you, R25.

I wish I knew him

His overgrown, glorious bush has the same tentacle-like quality of Carol Ann’s closet to Hell.

I like the schlong but I don’t know if o could get past that overgrown bush. Hi overall hairiness makes me fear he has a gross hairy back.

I like hairy backs, so I'm all for it

Kick him out of bed???? WHAT are you talking about???????

It's Mandy Patinkin from the director's special edition of Yentl.

Papa can you feel me?

Carpet matches the drapes, nice fat cock capable of rising under adverse conditions, beard and muscular shoulders. I'm all in.

Baby, It's Cold Outside

Ain’t that that gay porn star who’s a commie for Bernie who voted for Trump in protest back in 2016?

That doesn't look like Colby Keller to me, r46, but I can see why you'd say so.

His lower half looks a bit long as if photoshopped.

Is that cock real?

He's a beautiful man, but that cock is disproportionately large for his body. It looks photoshopped.

If it is real, it probably will not get much larger when erect.

Hope he’s stranded in the snow and will do anything for a ride

If only he was pissing in the snow-I’d offer to be his urinal,I’m good at that.

Tha aint a photoshop dick DL, this is a real man with a perfect cock!

The hands, the HANDS!

Kick him out of bed?

I'd pay to get him into bed!

Who is he, and how much does he charge?

Image search shows it's a pretty common stock Tumblr-era pic across twitter and a few other sites.

Can't you bitches just enjoy a photo without worrying if it is real or not? JFC!

We're talking about the nuances as an excuse to look at it more, r56.

I'm in love

I think he's sexy and I think the schlong is faked.

Good way to get crabs.

[quote]Can't you bitches just enjoy a photo without worrying if it is real or not? JFC!

That's actually kind of an interesting question. We enjoy all other forms of entertainment that we know isn't real. But, for me, fake nude men doesn't work.

Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling "yoo hoo!" (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)

Come on, it's lovely weather for a schlong ride together with you (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)

FTM colon cock.

After a light pruning on that bush I would happily chow down on the schlong.

I love the full bush

From this particular sock puppet account from this OP"

What is your opinion on this dude and his schlong? Would you kick him out of bed?

Male bush Describe its scent.

Write a haiku about it!

ABC Fires Rob Marciano He can grab me by the mussy any time!!!

The dark curly hair, furry body and unshaven bush. He's totally my type.

And this is the sock-puppeting OP with other accounts than this animated; such a busy girl and such a sad little freak troll:

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Why aren't more people talking about this?

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Hot or just weird? If they're straight, does that make them a little gay curious?

Hasn't every guy tried this at some point in their teens?

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What are they like?

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Would you do this if you could?

R66 / r68, what is your point?

The pubes haiku thread was fantastic. Like this thread, harmless fun.

Agreed

That man is pure husband material. Can you imagine getting to come home to that dick everyday?

the volumes aren't right with many parts of his body. It's an exciting fantasy.

Definitely a man’s man.

Totally my type. I'd eat his ass out til he wept tears of joy.

He's a man's man. A bit hairy but many masculine guys are. It's definitely a meaty, thick bone and I'd spend quite a bit of time getting to know it, his balls and his hole via some 69. Who died from a stray hair in their teeth?

The photo seems enlarged below the waist, hence the excessive public jungle, the oversized cock, and the weird hips.

What R77 said. But if not then that dong is proper.

Probably would, but why does his torso remind me of Neeble?

I want him in me, quite deeply!

Being a Mr Edward lookalike is a plus for me. LHOP dogs something to me, I guess. Anyhow, where can I find this woodsman?

The guy who posted him on Twitter seems to have a type.

Is this the same guy?

Too beaucoup! Too beaucoup!

Why no Tim/OP. And we know you wouldn't either.

He's perfect in every way. I would keep him busy for days. I love all the sex phobic pearl clutching Mary's that prefer the roided out plucked tweaked smooth hairless genderless freaks....

I keep coming back to look. So sexy.

So fake. Look at the lines round the body.

I'd rather look at this than a roided out, over plucked, spray tanned, skin like pork rinds, face stuffed with filler pic.

If I have to chose what kind of "fake" to drool over, I choose THIS kind of fake.

Sometimes my dick looks like that but im only 5 7.

I don't understand why some of you fall for clearly photoshopped pics. And this one is a BAD one.

I’ve been looking at this as a painting…idealized but nice to view.

Cried when I saw this, showed it to my mother in law and she wept as well, this guy is the embodiment of masculinity.

Not that there aren't real men like that.

Hot, but why did they put the fake background behind him.

Because a video of his bedroom would allow his followers to geo-locate him….forgetting the several hundred who have already been in his bed and would gladly share his address.

He's great, as long as he's a bottom.

His ear lopes are .25 centimeters too short for my liking. Therefore is a 2 out of 10 in my book.

[quote] lopes

Oh, dear!

Super sexy - composite or not

The guy who posted the pic posts nothing buy fantasy images - either ai, or heavily shopped. Which is what the OP's pic is. Fantasy.

Some of you will need to die soon because your visual literacy is hopeless and useless to negotiate today's world of digital fakery and lies.

Figured that OP photo was 'shopped. But he's definitely my type. Would much rather have that than someone shaved, plucked and gaunt, any day.

R101 = MARY! It's a thirst trap image, not a wire transfer.

Plot twist: for each click on the picture $1 goes to Western Union for transfer to Lagos. Ching-ching!

Highly suspect anal hygiene

[quote]Some of you will need to die soon because your visual literacy is hopeless and useless to negotiate today's world of digital fakery and lies.

But also don’t lower your standards based on false reports of what “average” actually is.

he's beautiful

I would hit that, a little trim of the pubic hair and he would be great.

r101 Seek help, sweetheart.

Bill, it’s just that when I see anyone naked in the snow (even if they are attached to a handsome penis) I think of meth and it irritates me.

r108, While combing my hairs, now,

And wondering what dress to wear, now,

I trim a little hair for you. . . . .

👏👏👏👏👏 R111!!!!

Perfection.

It's fake but who cares?

He looks like he enjoys two hands on it. As does yours truly.

I always loved Mandy Patinkin.

They should have used AI on that duds face-his ‘’butter face’’

Dear lordie, is that Ruth Buzzi roaming around down there between his thighs??

Mmmmm bush

Friday bush bump