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What is your opinion on this dude and his schlong?

Would you kick him out of bed?

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by Anonymousreply 113June 9, 2024 3:03 AM

That's quite a bush.

by Anonymousreply 1June 4, 2024 8:31 AM

He’s a dude and he has a schlong.

by Anonymousreply 2June 4, 2024 8:33 AM

He looks related to Travis Kelce.

by Anonymousreply 3June 4, 2024 8:35 AM

There's a hand/schlong correlation here. Wonder how tall he is.

by Anonymousreply 4June 4, 2024 8:49 AM

Beautiful

by Anonymousreply 5June 4, 2024 8:59 AM

Looks like a lovely place to spend an afternoon.

by Anonymousreply 6June 4, 2024 9:05 AM

He looks like a young Minnesota dad!

by Anonymousreply 7June 4, 2024 9:11 AM

Magnificent natural bush and body hair on a hot guy. The schlong is a bonus if it's not photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 8June 4, 2024 9:17 AM

Beautiful bush but I can't get past him looking like Mr. Edwards.

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by Anonymousreply 9June 4, 2024 9:44 AM

The 70s called and it wants its bushy pubic hair back!

by Anonymousreply 10June 4, 2024 9:47 AM

mutilated

by Anonymousreply 11June 4, 2024 9:52 AM

Nothing announces being a 90's queen like R10's groundbreaking jibe.

by Anonymousreply 12June 4, 2024 9:54 AM

I smell dick cheese and I smell digital manipulation.

by Anonymousreply 13June 4, 2024 9:57 AM

No one's dick is that juicy out in the snow

by Anonymousreply 14June 4, 2024 10:06 AM

I'd certainly keep him around until I saw that thing hard. Then I'd decide.

by Anonymousreply 15June 4, 2024 10:08 AM

Very skeptical about the size, in the snow, except if he just blew a load and that's 1/2 a boner.

by Anonymousreply 16June 4, 2024 10:08 AM

Robert Frost - The Road Not Taken: Summary & Analysis

The speaker then chooses one path, telling themself they'll take the other sometime in the future, yet they also know it's unlikely they'll have the opportunity ...

by Anonymousreply 17June 4, 2024 10:24 AM

Looks like a very fun fuck, as long as it's dark. Just a tiny bit of bush trim would be nice, but not much.

by Anonymousreply 18June 4, 2024 10:33 AM

Love the body hair.

by Anonymousreply 19June 4, 2024 10:35 AM

gross

by Anonymousreply 20June 4, 2024 11:08 AM

Add 50 pounds and he’s my ideal.

by Anonymousreply 21June 4, 2024 11:29 AM

Is he considered to be a bear or an otter?

by Anonymousreply 22June 4, 2024 11:41 AM

I like a full untrimmed bush but that's a tropical rain forest.

by Anonymousreply 23June 4, 2024 11:45 AM

That's a bear.

by Anonymousreply 24June 4, 2024 11:48 AM

I'd kick him INTO bed.

by Anonymousreply 25June 4, 2024 11:51 AM

That's quite a 'forest' surrounding his timber - and it's not even at full salute! A big YES to everything about him!

by Anonymousreply 26June 4, 2024 11:51 AM

I would dive nose first into that bush and inhale.

by Anonymousreply 27June 4, 2024 12:05 PM

I’d kick him out of bed only after I fucked the cum out of him.

by Anonymousreply 28June 4, 2024 12:19 PM

FAKE

by Anonymousreply 29June 4, 2024 12:29 PM

I’d let him keep me warm!

by Anonymousreply 30June 4, 2024 12:37 PM

R9- He does look like a young Mr. Edwards from Little House On The Prairie.

by Anonymousreply 31June 4, 2024 12:47 PM

Definitely a 10 in my book. Just saved the photo as a screen saver

by Anonymousreply 32June 4, 2024 12:51 PM

thurr… purr…..

by Anonymousreply 33June 4, 2024 1:05 PM

Sasquatch sighting!

by Anonymousreply 34June 4, 2024 1:13 PM

My opinion is that he needs a blanket. Over his shoulders, anyway.

He looks cold.

by Anonymousreply 35June 4, 2024 1:17 PM

R25, that was so deliciously stupid that I can’t stop laughing. I love you, R25.

by Anonymousreply 36June 4, 2024 1:22 PM

I wish I knew him

by Anonymousreply 37June 4, 2024 1:28 PM

His overgrown, glorious bush has the same tentacle-like quality of Carol Ann’s closet to Hell.

by Anonymousreply 38June 4, 2024 1:35 PM

I like the schlong but I don’t know if o could get past that overgrown bush. Hi overall hairiness makes me fear he has a gross hairy back.

by Anonymousreply 39June 4, 2024 1:38 PM

I like hairy backs, so I'm all for it

by Anonymousreply 40June 4, 2024 2:38 PM

Kick him out of bed???? WHAT are you talking about???????

by Anonymousreply 41June 4, 2024 2:45 PM

It's Mandy Patinkin from the director's special edition of Yentl.

by Anonymousreply 42June 4, 2024 2:50 PM

Papa can you feel me?

by Anonymousreply 43June 4, 2024 2:53 PM

Carpet matches the drapes, nice fat cock capable of rising under adverse conditions, beard and muscular shoulders. I'm all in.

by Anonymousreply 44June 4, 2024 2:59 PM

Baby, It's Cold Outside

by Anonymousreply 45June 4, 2024 2:59 PM

Ain’t that that gay porn star who’s a commie for Bernie who voted for Trump in protest back in 2016?

by Anonymousreply 46June 4, 2024 3:37 PM

That doesn't look like Colby Keller to me, r46, but I can see why you'd say so.

by Anonymousreply 47June 4, 2024 3:41 PM

His lower half looks a bit long as if photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 48June 4, 2024 4:03 PM

Is that cock real?

He's a beautiful man, but that cock is disproportionately large for his body. It looks photoshopped.

If it is real, it probably will not get much larger when erect.

by Anonymousreply 49June 4, 2024 5:33 PM

Hope he’s stranded in the snow and will do anything for a ride

by Anonymousreply 50June 4, 2024 5:34 PM

If only he was pissing in the snow-I’d offer to be his urinal,I’m good at that.

by Anonymousreply 51June 4, 2024 5:38 PM

Tha aint a photoshop dick DL, this is a real man with a perfect cock!

by Anonymousreply 52June 4, 2024 5:40 PM

The hands, the HANDS!

by Anonymousreply 53June 4, 2024 5:41 PM

Kick him out of bed?

I'd pay to get him into bed!

Who is he, and how much does he charge?

by Anonymousreply 54June 4, 2024 5:52 PM

Image search shows it's a pretty common stock Tumblr-era pic across twitter and a few other sites.

by Anonymousreply 55June 4, 2024 5:58 PM

Can't you bitches just enjoy a photo without worrying if it is real or not? JFC!

by Anonymousreply 56June 4, 2024 6:03 PM

We're talking about the nuances as an excuse to look at it more, r56.

by Anonymousreply 57June 4, 2024 6:04 PM

I'm in love

by Anonymousreply 58June 4, 2024 6:06 PM

I think he's sexy and I think the schlong is faked.

by Anonymousreply 59June 4, 2024 6:09 PM

Good way to get crabs.

by Anonymousreply 60June 4, 2024 6:14 PM

[quote]Can't you bitches just enjoy a photo without worrying if it is real or not? JFC!

That's actually kind of an interesting question. We enjoy all other forms of entertainment that we know isn't real. But, for me, fake nude men doesn't work.

by Anonymousreply 61June 4, 2024 6:16 PM

Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling "yoo hoo!" (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)

Come on, it's lovely weather for a schlong ride together with you (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)

by Anonymousreply 62June 4, 2024 6:19 PM

FTM colon cock.

by Anonymousreply 63June 4, 2024 6:20 PM

After a light pruning on that bush I would happily chow down on the schlong.

by Anonymousreply 64June 4, 2024 6:50 PM

I love the full bush

by Anonymousreply 65June 4, 2024 6:53 PM

From this particular sock puppet account from this OP"

What is your opinion on this dude and his schlong? Would you kick him out of bed?

Male bush Describe its scent.

Write a haiku about it!

ABC Fires Rob Marciano He can grab me by the mussy any time!!!

by Anonymousreply 66June 4, 2024 7:01 PM

The dark curly hair, furry body and unshaven bush. He's totally my type.

by Anonymousreply 67June 4, 2024 7:01 PM

And this is the sock-puppeting OP with other accounts than this animated; such a busy girl and such a sad little freak troll:

4 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 404/06/2024 What do you think of this blonde dude? Yeah or nah?

7 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 10204/06/2024 Post your favorite male back sides The man ass appreciation thread.

16 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 5003/31/2024 Straight men LOVE getting rimmed The very first time I stuck my tongue up a straight dude's hole, it was high school and it took a whole lot of convincing on my part.

But once he gave in, he LOVED it. I've followed this pattern ever since.

Why aren't more people talking about this?

3 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 9703/30/2024 All I do is think about naked men all day long What do you love about naked men?

15 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 13901/16/2024 XY Magazine Were you a subscriber?

It was such a hot magazine and truly of its time. Doesn't anything like it even exist anymore?

1 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 012/04/2023 Men who can self-suck They can suck their own dicks.

Hot or just weird? If they're straight, does that make them a little gay curious?

Hasn't every guy tried this at some point in their teens?

8 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 2712/04/2023 Argentinian Men Who has had them?

What are they like?

13 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 11512/14/2023 Do you follow Jake Longitudo? He's quite talented, don't you think?

Would you do this if you could?

by Anonymousreply 68June 4, 2024 7:06 PM

R66 / r68, what is your point?

by Anonymousreply 69June 4, 2024 7:08 PM

The pubes haiku thread was fantastic. Like this thread, harmless fun.

by Anonymousreply 70June 4, 2024 7:24 PM

Agreed

by Anonymousreply 71June 4, 2024 7:43 PM

That man is pure husband material. Can you imagine getting to come home to that dick everyday?

by Anonymousreply 72June 4, 2024 8:27 PM

the volumes aren't right with many parts of his body. It's an exciting fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 73June 4, 2024 8:36 PM

Definitely a man’s man.

by Anonymousreply 74June 4, 2024 8:47 PM

Totally my type. I'd eat his ass out til he wept tears of joy.

by Anonymousreply 75June 4, 2024 9:05 PM

He's a man's man. A bit hairy but many masculine guys are. It's definitely a meaty, thick bone and I'd spend quite a bit of time getting to know it, his balls and his hole via some 69. Who died from a stray hair in their teeth?

by Anonymousreply 76June 4, 2024 9:38 PM

The photo seems enlarged below the waist, hence the excessive public jungle, the oversized cock, and the weird hips.

by Anonymousreply 77June 4, 2024 9:40 PM

What R77 said. But if not then that dong is proper.

by Anonymousreply 78June 4, 2024 9:41 PM

Probably would, but why does his torso remind me of Neeble?

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by Anonymousreply 79June 4, 2024 9:43 PM

I want him in me, quite deeply!

by Anonymousreply 80June 4, 2024 9:50 PM

Being a Mr Edward lookalike is a plus for me. LHOP dogs something to me, I guess. Anyhow, where can I find this woodsman?

by Anonymousreply 81June 4, 2024 9:56 PM

The guy who posted him on Twitter seems to have a type.

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by Anonymousreply 82June 4, 2024 10:52 PM

Is this the same guy?

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by Anonymousreply 83June 5, 2024 12:34 AM

Too beaucoup! Too beaucoup!

by Anonymousreply 84June 5, 2024 12:59 AM

Why no Tim/OP. And we know you wouldn't either.

by Anonymousreply 85June 5, 2024 1:17 AM

He's perfect in every way. I would keep him busy for days. I love all the sex phobic pearl clutching Mary's that prefer the roided out plucked tweaked smooth hairless genderless freaks....

by Anonymousreply 86June 5, 2024 1:27 AM

I keep coming back to look. So sexy.

by Anonymousreply 87June 5, 2024 1:35 AM

So fake. Look at the lines round the body.

by Anonymousreply 88June 5, 2024 1:46 AM

I'd rather look at this than a roided out, over plucked, spray tanned, skin like pork rinds, face stuffed with filler pic.

If I have to chose what kind of "fake" to drool over, I choose THIS kind of fake.

by Anonymousreply 89June 5, 2024 1:49 AM

Sometimes my dick looks like that but im only 5 7.

by Anonymousreply 90June 5, 2024 2:01 AM

I don't understand why some of you fall for clearly photoshopped pics. And this one is a BAD one.

by Anonymousreply 91June 5, 2024 2:04 AM

I’ve been looking at this as a painting…idealized but nice to view.

by Anonymousreply 92June 5, 2024 3:18 AM

Cried when I saw this, showed it to my mother in law and she wept as well, this guy is the embodiment of masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 93June 5, 2024 3:32 AM

Not that there aren't real men like that.

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by Anonymousreply 94June 5, 2024 3:48 AM

Hot, but why did they put the fake background behind him.

by Anonymousreply 95June 5, 2024 4:11 AM

Because a video of his bedroom would allow his followers to geo-locate him….forgetting the several hundred who have already been in his bed and would gladly share his address.

by Anonymousreply 96June 5, 2024 4:26 AM

He's great, as long as he's a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 97June 5, 2024 4:51 AM

His ear lopes are .25 centimeters too short for my liking. Therefore is a 2 out of 10 in my book.

by Anonymousreply 98June 5, 2024 6:02 AM

[quote] lopes

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 99June 5, 2024 6:31 AM

Super sexy - composite or not

by Anonymousreply 100June 5, 2024 11:38 AM

The guy who posted the pic posts nothing buy fantasy images - either ai, or heavily shopped. Which is what the OP's pic is. Fantasy.

Some of you will need to die soon because your visual literacy is hopeless and useless to negotiate today's world of digital fakery and lies.

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by Anonymousreply 101June 5, 2024 1:41 PM

Figured that OP photo was 'shopped. But he's definitely my type. Would much rather have that than someone shaved, plucked and gaunt, any day.

by Anonymousreply 102June 5, 2024 1:46 PM

R101 = MARY! It's a thirst trap image, not a wire transfer.

by Anonymousreply 103June 5, 2024 2:06 PM

Plot twist: for each click on the picture $1 goes to Western Union for transfer to Lagos. Ching-ching!

by Anonymousreply 104June 5, 2024 2:11 PM

Highly suspect anal hygiene

by Anonymousreply 105June 5, 2024 7:49 PM

[quote]Some of you will need to die soon because your visual literacy is hopeless and useless to negotiate today's world of digital fakery and lies.

But also don’t lower your standards based on false reports of what “average” actually is.

by Anonymousreply 106June 8, 2024 10:26 AM

he's beautiful

by Anonymousreply 107June 8, 2024 11:28 AM

I would hit that, a little trim of the pubic hair and he would be great.

by Anonymousreply 108June 8, 2024 12:05 PM

r101 Seek help, sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 109June 8, 2024 12:13 PM

Bill, it’s just that when I see anyone naked in the snow (even if they are attached to a handsome penis) I think of meth and it irritates me.

by Anonymousreply 110June 8, 2024 1:21 PM

r108, While combing my hairs, now,

And wondering what dress to wear, now,

I trim a little hair for you. . . . .

by Anonymousreply 111June 8, 2024 10:51 PM

👏👏👏👏👏 R111!!!!

by Anonymousreply 112June 9, 2024 2:51 AM

Perfection.

by Anonymousreply 113June 9, 2024 3:03 AM
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