Would you kick him out of bed?
What is your opinion on this dude and his schlong?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 26, 2024 8:22 AM |
That's quite a bush.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 4, 2024 8:31 AM |
He’s a dude and he has a schlong.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 4, 2024 8:33 AM |
He looks related to Travis Kelce.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 4, 2024 8:35 AM |
There's a hand/schlong correlation here. Wonder how tall he is.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 4, 2024 8:49 AM |
Beautiful
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 4, 2024 8:59 AM |
Looks like a lovely place to spend an afternoon.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 4, 2024 9:05 AM |
He looks like a young Minnesota dad!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 4, 2024 9:11 AM |
Magnificent natural bush and body hair on a hot guy. The schlong is a bonus if it's not photoshopped.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 4, 2024 9:17 AM |
Beautiful bush but I can't get past him looking like Mr. Edwards.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 4, 2024 9:44 AM |
The 70s called and it wants its bushy pubic hair back!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 4, 2024 9:47 AM |
mutilated
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 4, 2024 9:52 AM |
Nothing announces being a 90's queen like R10's groundbreaking jibe.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 4, 2024 9:54 AM |
I smell dick cheese and I smell digital manipulation.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 4, 2024 9:57 AM |
No one's dick is that juicy out in the snow
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 4, 2024 10:06 AM |
I'd certainly keep him around until I saw that thing hard. Then I'd decide.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 4, 2024 10:08 AM |
Very skeptical about the size, in the snow, except if he just blew a load and that's 1/2 a boner.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 4, 2024 10:08 AM |
Robert Frost - The Road Not Taken: Summary & Analysis
The speaker then chooses one path, telling themself they'll take the other sometime in the future, yet they also know it's unlikely they'll have the opportunity ...
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 4, 2024 10:24 AM |
Looks like a very fun fuck, as long as it's dark. Just a tiny bit of bush trim would be nice, but not much.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 4, 2024 10:33 AM |
Love the body hair.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 4, 2024 10:35 AM |
gross
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 4, 2024 11:08 AM |
Add 50 pounds and he’s my ideal.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 4, 2024 11:29 AM |
Is he considered to be a bear or an otter?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 4, 2024 11:41 AM |
I like a full untrimmed bush but that's a tropical rain forest.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 4, 2024 11:45 AM |
That's a bear.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 4, 2024 11:48 AM |
I'd kick him INTO bed.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 4, 2024 11:51 AM |
That's quite a 'forest' surrounding his timber - and it's not even at full salute! A big YES to everything about him!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 4, 2024 11:51 AM |
I would dive nose first into that bush and inhale.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 4, 2024 12:05 PM |
I’d kick him out of bed only after I fucked the cum out of him.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 4, 2024 12:19 PM |
FAKE
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 4, 2024 12:29 PM |
I’d let him keep me warm!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 4, 2024 12:37 PM |
R9- He does look like a young Mr. Edwards from Little House On The Prairie.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 4, 2024 12:47 PM |
Definitely a 10 in my book. Just saved the photo as a screen saver
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 4, 2024 12:51 PM |
thurr… purr…..
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 4, 2024 1:05 PM |
Sasquatch sighting!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 4, 2024 1:13 PM |
My opinion is that he needs a blanket. Over his shoulders, anyway.
He looks cold.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 4, 2024 1:17 PM |
R25, that was so deliciously stupid that I can’t stop laughing. I love you, R25.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 4, 2024 1:22 PM |
I wish I knew him
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 4, 2024 1:28 PM |
His overgrown, glorious bush has the same tentacle-like quality of Carol Ann’s closet to Hell.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 4, 2024 1:35 PM |
I like the schlong but I don’t know if o could get past that overgrown bush. Hi overall hairiness makes me fear he has a gross hairy back.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 4, 2024 1:38 PM |
I like hairy backs, so I'm all for it
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 4, 2024 2:38 PM |
Kick him out of bed???? WHAT are you talking about???????
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 4, 2024 2:45 PM |
It's Mandy Patinkin from the director's special edition of Yentl.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 4, 2024 2:50 PM |
Papa can you feel me?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 4, 2024 2:53 PM |
Carpet matches the drapes, nice fat cock capable of rising under adverse conditions, beard and muscular shoulders. I'm all in.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 4, 2024 2:59 PM |
Baby, It's Cold Outside
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 4, 2024 2:59 PM |
Ain’t that that gay porn star who’s a commie for Bernie who voted for Trump in protest back in 2016?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 4, 2024 3:37 PM |
That doesn't look like Colby Keller to me, r46, but I can see why you'd say so.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 4, 2024 3:41 PM |
His lower half looks a bit long as if photoshopped.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 4, 2024 4:03 PM |
Is that cock real?
He's a beautiful man, but that cock is disproportionately large for his body. It looks photoshopped.
If it is real, it probably will not get much larger when erect.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 4, 2024 5:33 PM |
Hope he’s stranded in the snow and will do anything for a ride
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 4, 2024 5:34 PM |
If only he was pissing in the snow-I’d offer to be his urinal,I’m good at that.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 4, 2024 5:38 PM |
Tha aint a photoshop dick DL, this is a real man with a perfect cock!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 4, 2024 5:40 PM |
The hands, the HANDS!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 4, 2024 5:41 PM |
Kick him out of bed?
I'd pay to get him into bed!
Who is he, and how much does he charge?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 4, 2024 5:52 PM |
Image search shows it's a pretty common stock Tumblr-era pic across twitter and a few other sites.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 4, 2024 5:58 PM |
Can't you bitches just enjoy a photo without worrying if it is real or not? JFC!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 4, 2024 6:03 PM |
We're talking about the nuances as an excuse to look at it more, r56.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 4, 2024 6:04 PM |
I'm in love
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 4, 2024 6:06 PM |
I think he's sexy and I think the schlong is faked.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 4, 2024 6:09 PM |
Good way to get crabs.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 4, 2024 6:14 PM |
[quote]Can't you bitches just enjoy a photo without worrying if it is real or not? JFC!
That's actually kind of an interesting question. We enjoy all other forms of entertainment that we know isn't real. But, for me, fake nude men doesn't work.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 4, 2024 6:16 PM |
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling "yoo hoo!" (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
Come on, it's lovely weather for a schlong ride together with you (ring-a-ling-a ding-dong-ding!)
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 4, 2024 6:19 PM |
FTM colon cock.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 4, 2024 6:20 PM |
After a light pruning on that bush I would happily chow down on the schlong.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 4, 2024 6:50 PM |
I love the full bush
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 4, 2024 6:53 PM |
From this particular sock puppet account from this OP"
What is your opinion on this dude and his schlong? Would you kick him out of bed?
Male bush Describe its scent.
Write a haiku about it!
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by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 4, 2024 7:01 PM |
The dark curly hair, furry body and unshaven bush. He's totally my type.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 4, 2024 7:01 PM |
And this is the sock-puppeting OP with other accounts than this animated; such a busy girl and such a sad little freak troll:
4 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 404/06/2024 What do you think of this blonde dude? Yeah or nah?
7 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 10204/06/2024 Post your favorite male back sides The man ass appreciation thread.
16 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 5003/31/2024 Straight men LOVE getting rimmed The very first time I stuck my tongue up a straight dude's hole, it was high school and it took a whole lot of convincing on my part.
But once he gave in, he LOVED it. I've followed this pattern ever since.
Why aren't more people talking about this?
3 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 9703/30/2024 All I do is think about naked men all day long What do you love about naked men?
15 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 13901/16/2024 XY Magazine Were you a subscriber?
It was such a hot magazine and truly of its time. Doesn't anything like it even exist anymore?
1 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 012/04/2023 Men who can self-suck They can suck their own dicks.
Hot or just weird? If they're straight, does that make them a little gay curious?
Hasn't every guy tried this at some point in their teens?
8 –TimTebowsNutsack replies 2712/04/2023 Argentinian Men Who has had them?
What are they like?
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Would you do this if you could?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 4, 2024 7:06 PM |
R66 / r68, what is your point?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 4, 2024 7:08 PM |
The pubes haiku thread was fantastic. Like this thread, harmless fun.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 4, 2024 7:24 PM |
Agreed
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 4, 2024 7:43 PM |
That man is pure husband material. Can you imagine getting to come home to that dick everyday?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 4, 2024 8:27 PM |
the volumes aren't right with many parts of his body. It's an exciting fantasy.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 4, 2024 8:36 PM |
Definitely a man’s man.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 4, 2024 8:47 PM |
Totally my type. I'd eat his ass out til he wept tears of joy.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 4, 2024 9:05 PM |
He's a man's man. A bit hairy but many masculine guys are. It's definitely a meaty, thick bone and I'd spend quite a bit of time getting to know it, his balls and his hole via some 69. Who died from a stray hair in their teeth?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 4, 2024 9:38 PM |
The photo seems enlarged below the waist, hence the excessive public jungle, the oversized cock, and the weird hips.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 4, 2024 9:40 PM |
What R77 said. But if not then that dong is proper.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 4, 2024 9:41 PM |
Probably would, but why does his torso remind me of Neeble?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 4, 2024 9:43 PM |
I want him in me, quite deeply!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 4, 2024 9:50 PM |
Being a Mr Edward lookalike is a plus for me. LHOP dogs something to me, I guess. Anyhow, where can I find this woodsman?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 4, 2024 9:56 PM |
The guy who posted him on Twitter seems to have a type.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 4, 2024 10:52 PM |
Too beaucoup! Too beaucoup!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 5, 2024 12:59 AM |
Why no Tim/OP. And we know you wouldn't either.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 5, 2024 1:17 AM |
He's perfect in every way. I would keep him busy for days. I love all the sex phobic pearl clutching Mary's that prefer the roided out plucked tweaked smooth hairless genderless freaks....
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 5, 2024 1:27 AM |
I keep coming back to look. So sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 5, 2024 1:35 AM |
So fake. Look at the lines round the body.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 5, 2024 1:46 AM |
I'd rather look at this than a roided out, over plucked, spray tanned, skin like pork rinds, face stuffed with filler pic.
If I have to chose what kind of "fake" to drool over, I choose THIS kind of fake.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 5, 2024 1:49 AM |
Sometimes my dick looks like that but im only 5 7.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 5, 2024 2:01 AM |
I don't understand why some of you fall for clearly photoshopped pics. And this one is a BAD one.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 5, 2024 2:04 AM |
I’ve been looking at this as a painting…idealized but nice to view.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 5, 2024 3:18 AM |
Cried when I saw this, showed it to my mother in law and she wept as well, this guy is the embodiment of masculinity.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 5, 2024 3:32 AM |
Hot, but why did they put the fake background behind him.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 5, 2024 4:11 AM |
Because a video of his bedroom would allow his followers to geo-locate him….forgetting the several hundred who have already been in his bed and would gladly share his address.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 5, 2024 4:26 AM |
He's great, as long as he's a bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 5, 2024 4:51 AM |
His ear lopes are .25 centimeters too short for my liking. Therefore is a 2 out of 10 in my book.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 5, 2024 6:02 AM |
[quote] lopes
Oh, dear!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 5, 2024 6:31 AM |
Super sexy - composite or not
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 5, 2024 11:38 AM |
The guy who posted the pic posts nothing buy fantasy images - either ai, or heavily shopped. Which is what the OP's pic is. Fantasy.
Some of you will need to die soon because your visual literacy is hopeless and useless to negotiate today's world of digital fakery and lies.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 5, 2024 1:41 PM |
Figured that OP photo was 'shopped. But he's definitely my type. Would much rather have that than someone shaved, plucked and gaunt, any day.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 5, 2024 1:46 PM |
R101 = MARY! It's a thirst trap image, not a wire transfer.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 5, 2024 2:06 PM |
Plot twist: for each click on the picture $1 goes to Western Union for transfer to Lagos. Ching-ching!
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 5, 2024 2:11 PM |
Highly suspect anal hygiene
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 5, 2024 7:49 PM |
[quote]Some of you will need to die soon because your visual literacy is hopeless and useless to negotiate today's world of digital fakery and lies.
But also don’t lower your standards based on false reports of what “average” actually is.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 8, 2024 10:26 AM |
he's beautiful
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 8, 2024 11:28 AM |
I would hit that, a little trim of the pubic hair and he would be great.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 8, 2024 12:05 PM |
r101 Seek help, sweetheart.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 8, 2024 12:13 PM |
Bill, it’s just that when I see anyone naked in the snow (even if they are attached to a handsome penis) I think of meth and it irritates me.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 8, 2024 1:21 PM |
r108, While combing my hairs, now,
And wondering what dress to wear, now,
I trim a little hair for you. . . . .
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 8, 2024 10:51 PM |
👏👏👏👏👏 R111!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 9, 2024 2:51 AM |
Perfection.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 9, 2024 3:03 AM |
It's fake but who cares?
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 15, 2024 11:52 PM |
He looks like he enjoys two hands on it. As does yours truly.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 16, 2024 12:29 AM |
I always loved Mandy Patinkin.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 16, 2024 12:30 AM |
They should have used AI on that duds face-his ‘’butter face’’
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 16, 2024 1:15 AM |
Dear lordie, is that Ruth Buzzi roaming around down there between his thighs??
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 16, 2024 1:27 AM |
Mmmmm bush
by Anonymous | reply 119 | July 20, 2024 9:09 AM |
Friday bush bump
by Anonymous | reply 120 | July 26, 2024 8:22 AM |