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Chloë Sevigny and Kim Kardashian paired for Variety "Actors on Actors" segment

This should be...interesting.

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by Anonymousreply 85June 15, 2024 1:57 AM

too funny.

by Anonymousreply 1June 4, 2024 2:57 AM

This is actually a big win for Sevigny in terms of visibility.

Love her or hate her, Kim Kardashian is one of the most famous people in the world, and I bet more people watch her segment with Chloe than any of the others combined.

by Anonymousreply 2June 4, 2024 3:03 AM


by Anonymousreply 3June 4, 2024 3:03 AM

It has recently come to my attention that I love toast.

by Anonymousreply 4June 4, 2024 3:07 AM

Chloe is transitioning to Alec Guinness.

by Anonymousreply 5June 4, 2024 3:11 AM

This was in the Feud: Capote vs the Swans thread (I’m paraphrasing):

“Whenever I look at Chloe Sevigny in this George Washington comes to mind. Can’t think why.”

Whoever posted this deserves a medal,

by Anonymousreply 6June 4, 2024 3:14 AM

What a time to be alive. The degradation of society seemed to happen so fast, but the last 3 decades was a long time.

by Anonymousreply 7June 4, 2024 3:17 AM

It’s usually pretentious academic types who spend too much time online who get upset at things like this. Real actors tryna make it don’t give a fuck and realize at the end of the day Hollywood is a pro profit business.

by Anonymousreply 8June 4, 2024 3:19 AM

Chloe is what we used to call a handsome woman.

by Anonymousreply 9June 4, 2024 3:21 AM

She’s no kindergarten teacher!

by Anonymousreply 10June 4, 2024 3:25 AM

Kim looks like Beyonce in that photo when Bey doesn’t apply her bronzers.

by Anonymousreply 11June 4, 2024 3:27 AM

I realized during Capote vs. the Swans that although Chloe Sevigny is not nearly the actor that Naomi Watts is, or Diane Lane, or even Calista Flockhart, I still love seeing Chloe in anything.

I wish I could have said the same thing about Molly Ringwald, but she was genuinely terrible.

by Anonymousreply 12June 4, 2024 4:12 AM

r6 It's her hair/wig on that show. I had that exact same thought while watching it, I just didn't post it because I assumed everyone had that same association as it was *that* in your face.

by Anonymousreply 13June 4, 2024 4:40 AM


by Anonymousreply 14June 4, 2024 4:43 AM

Chloe has too much testosterone in her system.

by Anonymousreply 15June 4, 2024 5:29 AM

Does she have man hands?

by Anonymousreply 16June 4, 2024 5:42 AM

Chloe is wretching into her cigar spittoon.

by Anonymousreply 17June 4, 2024 5:47 AM

This is epic shade by Variety — Chloe Sevigny plays herself in every part she's ever done.

by Anonymousreply 18June 4, 2024 5:50 AM

Sevigny was to 1995 what Kardashian was to 2007.

Both were "scene girls" used for the popular entertainment of the time.

Sevigny was a Connecticut WASP slumming as an East Village scenester when she was picked to be in Kids and Gummo — to be a presence. She was not a trained actress. In fact, she's laughably bad in everything she's in. Directors choose her for the attention she'll get, not her talent. She's built that into a career.

She's Kim Kardashian's cosmic twin in that regard.

by Anonymousreply 19June 4, 2024 6:03 AM

Is this a forehead size contest?

by Anonymousreply 20June 4, 2024 6:19 AM

Does she have a penis?

by Anonymousreply 21June 4, 2024 6:23 AM

Two ladies that have sucked cock on camera, neither can act, and both have been pushed on us by various forms of entertainment media as people who should be looked to as style and beauty icons when they are actually gross.

Personally, I feel like this is a perfect match-up.

by Anonymousreply 22June 4, 2024 10:48 AM

Chlöe looks like a freshly plowed potato, and Kim looks like a genetically modified potato.

by Anonymousreply 23June 4, 2024 12:34 PM

Sevigny is not a RICH Connecticut WASP. She was the poorest girl in a rich town.

by Anonymousreply 24June 4, 2024 12:43 PM

R24 She has enough money now to get her face fixed.

by Anonymousreply 25June 4, 2024 12:50 PM

Her droll face created her celebrity and life long fame. Why would she change it? She took it to the bank. She's been a fashion muse for DECADES.

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by Anonymousreply 26June 4, 2024 12:56 PM

R26 She is painful to watch onscreen. Her cocksucking created her celebrity. She has much in common with Kim.

by Anonymousreply 27June 4, 2024 1:18 PM

I disagree that Chloë Sevigny is without acting talent; I thought she was fantastic in Boys Don't Cry and should have won the Oscar over Angelina Jolie's histrionics in Girl, Interrupted (Sevigny did win the majority of the major critics' prizes that year).

I also think the outrage over Kim Kardashian participating in this series is ridiculous. Acting is not a sacred profession, and some of the past participants are perhaps even less knowledgeable and respectful of the medium than Kardashian. Remember Lucas Hedges admitting that he hasn't seen any of Michelle Pfeiffer or Frances McDormand's movies (despite working with both of them)? Or Jennifer Lawrence calling silent films "boring" and saying she doesn't bother to look at her lines before going into hair and makeup for that day's shooting?

by Anonymousreply 28June 4, 2024 2:36 PM

History will remember Kim Kardashian, for better, or for worse. Chloe who?

by Anonymousreply 29June 5, 2024 12:59 AM

[quote] History will remember Kim Kardashian, for better, or for worse.

Yes, she had such a major effect on world events and politics.

by Anonymousreply 30June 5, 2024 1:06 AM

The only thing I know about Chloe Sevigny is that I don't want to look at her.

by Anonymousreply 31June 5, 2024 1:06 AM

Time is not being kind to poor Chloe.

I always liked her, though.

Any Kardashian? Not so much.

by Anonymousreply 32June 5, 2024 1:12 AM

While I agree that acting is not a sacred profession, the delegitimisation of expertise is a sign of creeping fascism. Being dreadful in a Ryan Murphy anthology series does not an expert make.

by Anonymousreply 33June 5, 2024 1:16 AM

Blow job kaweens. Do I win a prize?

by Anonymousreply 34June 5, 2024 1:18 AM

R33 Baby, maybe you're reading too much into this.

by Anonymousreply 35June 5, 2024 1:32 AM

R30 They are both talent-free celebrities. Calm down.

by Anonymousreply 36June 5, 2024 1:35 AM

I disagree that Chloë is untalented. She's been genuinely great in some roles (I agree she deserved the Oscar for Boys Don't Cry; she was also hilarious and poignant as Nicki in Big Love). She's an untrained actor who learned on the job, but I think oftentimes those types are more interesting to watch. I think she's particularly underrated in Demonlover, a bizarre thriller starring Connie Nielsen and Gina Gershon. She plays Nielsen's bitchy and resentful assistant in the film, and she alternates between speaking English and French. She was really good in that movie.

by Anonymousreply 37June 5, 2024 1:39 AM

Chole was great in her Poker Face episode and back when she was doing Big Love. She's not a chameleon but she's definitely a much more compelling actor than Kim Kardashian. I don't think they have anything in common. She was NOT the Kim Kardashian of 90s actors.

by Anonymousreply 38June 5, 2024 1:42 AM

I'll check that out, r37. I love Gina Gershon.

by Anonymousreply 39June 5, 2024 1:43 AM

Has Chloe had bad work done? She looks different. Maybe just older?

by Anonymousreply 40June 5, 2024 1:46 AM

One of the problems with Capote vs. the Swans was that several of the Swans were Ryan Murphy's icons from when he was a young gayling, so they were mostly teen stars who had never had proper acting training. If they had had a better script they might have done more with their parts, but their parts were written as paper-thin, except for Babe Paley's--and of course the standout among the women by far was Naomi Watts (who was not a teen star).

by Anonymousreply 41June 5, 2024 1:51 AM

R39 it's Olivier Assayas, so it's a bit out-there, but I think it's a great movie. I own the Arrow Films Blu-ray which is region B locked, but it is on the Criterion Channel if you use that (I've been impatiently waiting for them to do a Blu-ray and/or 4K release). Chloë infamously turned down the Selma Blair role in "Legally Blonde" to do this film.

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by Anonymousreply 42June 5, 2024 1:53 AM

Chloë looks fab on the cover. Kim looks like a lifeless blowup doll.

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by Anonymousreply 43June 5, 2024 1:58 AM

I like Chloe. She's the same type as Martha Plimpton. Not super attractive but has style and personality.

by Anonymousreply 44June 5, 2024 2:05 AM

R40 I don't know about surgery, but she looks a bit "softer" to me since she had her son a few years ago. I don't know even how to explain it—maybe it's just her vibe has changed. I remember reading an interview with her from years ago where she admitted that one of the main things she wanted in her life was a child and a husband, but that at that point, she didn't think it was in the cards. The way she talked about it came across as really sad and brutally honest, and it sort of bummed me out. I was pleasantly surprised when I heard she was having a baby (at 45!) and getting married.

by Anonymousreply 45June 5, 2024 2:07 AM

Do they interview each other? What kinds of questions would Chloe possibly ask Kim about her work as an actor?

"Remember when you were in 'Disaster Movie'? How did you find the truth of that character?"

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by Anonymousreply 46June 5, 2024 2:07 AM

I didn’t know they let PORN STARS do these kind of shows.

by Anonymousreply 47June 5, 2024 2:23 AM

Well, since they both sucked dick on camera, they both can be considered porn stars.

by Anonymousreply 48June 5, 2024 2:25 AM

Pretty sure Paris Hilton was the pre-Kim K, right?

At least she embraced her dumb blonded-ness. She also waited quite awhile to procreate.

by Anonymousreply 49June 5, 2024 2:33 AM

To be fair, Chloe was sucking off a dildo.

by Anonymousreply 50June 5, 2024 2:36 AM

R49 Paris is self aware it’s an act somewhat.

by Anonymousreply 51June 5, 2024 2:51 AM

Not in Brown Bunny, R50. That cock was attached to Vincent Gallo.

by Anonymousreply 52June 5, 2024 3:28 AM

I’ve had enough of this theead. They’re both trash.

by Anonymousreply 53June 5, 2024 7:58 PM

It’s here, bitches

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by Anonymousreply 54June 6, 2024 4:35 AM

Geez Chloe looks like Benjamin Franklin.

by Anonymousreply 55June 6, 2024 4:43 AM

So many of Kim’s deranged fans claim she’s some covert genius businesswoman, but the bitch can barely form a sentence let alone an articulate or meaningful thought. She’s out of her depth here with someone like Chloe who is knowledgeable about movies and actors. If Variety’s goal was to humiliate Kim with this, mission accomplished (not that it’d take much).

by Anonymousreply 56June 6, 2024 4:49 AM

Actors on Porn Actors

by Anonymousreply 57June 6, 2024 4:49 AM

[quote]Love her or hate her, Kim Kardashian is one of the most famous people in the world, and I bet more people watch her segment with Chloe than any of the others combined.

I bet that Kim Kardashian will eventually go the way of Barbara Hutton, who was super famous in the '30s and '40s for being a super rich, young, heiress and socialite.

When she was married to movie star Cary Grant, she was the bigger name.

And now nobody knows who she is.

by Anonymousreply 58June 6, 2024 5:14 AM

Next up, Kim Kardashian discusses quantum physics. Wouldn't want to gatekeep now would we...

by Anonymousreply 59June 6, 2024 5:30 AM

I lived through Kim Kardashian, but I'm here!

by Anonymousreply 60June 6, 2024 5:42 AM

R60 LOL! Yes!

Brenda Frazier, Gloria Vanderbilt, Barbara Hutton, and Doris Duke were all super famous in the 30s/'40s for being super rich, young socialites.

Out of the four of them, I think only Gloria is still remembered because her son Anderson Cooper is still quite visible in the media.

by Anonymousreply 61June 6, 2024 5:59 AM

Chloe really is channeling George Washington here….yikes

by Anonymousreply 62June 6, 2024 7:11 AM

I couldn’t get through 5 minutes of this. It’s hilarious when Kim K says she based her character on her sister. Kourtney - the biggest blank in that decades long series. Omg.

by Anonymousreply 63June 6, 2024 9:15 AM

Chloe is clearly struggling to carry this exchange, but she manages to not come off cunty

by Anonymousreply 64June 6, 2024 8:00 PM

Since when is Kimmy an actor?

by Anonymousreply 65June 6, 2024 8:08 PM

R65 Put on clothes and pretend to be somebody else. You're an actor.

by Anonymousreply 66June 6, 2024 9:41 PM

not sure why chloe booked this gig. i have made my piece with kims celebrity. im not sure this pairing improve chloes brand

by Anonymousreply 67June 7, 2024 8:16 AM

Oooo -- I watched a few minutes at R54, and I reiterate what I said at R32: time has not been kind to her. She's getting those wrinkles on her upper chest (yes, I have them too, but I'm 65!), and her neck!

It's a shame, because I've really enjoyed her as an actress. I watched the video of her past work (attached) and she's done quite a few films that I really loved [italic]plus[/italic] Big Love, which was fun. I hope she goes the natural route and doesn't opt for the plastic surgeon. Maybe she could age like Diana Rigg did, and play older women instead of ruining her face.

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by Anonymousreply 68June 7, 2024 11:47 AM

R68 she’s been a lifelong smoker, so I’m surprised she’s held up as long as she has. Smoking is obviously bad for the lungs, but one of the other things it wrecks is the skin.

by Anonymousreply 69June 7, 2024 12:43 PM

R68 Diana Rigg was always a beautiful woman. Chloe is not.

by Anonymousreply 70June 7, 2024 1:37 PM
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by Anonymousreply 71June 7, 2024 2:01 PM

Are we really pretending Kim Kardashian is an actress?

by Anonymousreply 72June 7, 2024 2:01 PM

This is such an awkward watch. Chloe is patronisingly kind and Kim is waiting for her to make fun of her.

by Anonymousreply 73June 8, 2024 5:27 AM

It's fascinating that Chloe says Ryan Murphy is not having her play the real Kitty Menendez, but Kitty only as her boys saw her.

Kim is more intelligent than I thought, though that's not saying much--my expectations were incredibly low.

by Anonymousreply 74June 8, 2024 6:09 AM

R73 you perfectly described it. Chloë is beyond gracious here, and you can tell Kim knows she's a fish out of water. It's awkward and Chloë is REALLY trying to make it not so. It's just that they are polar opposites in so many ways. Kim is a businessperson with, let's face it, a pretty shallow brain. Chloë is a lifelong movie buff and a student of art and culture in a way that Kim is incapable of being.

by Anonymousreply 75June 8, 2024 7:44 AM

Kim is a “businessperson” like Trump is.

by Anonymousreply 76June 8, 2024 1:41 PM

I guess they used Chloe’s high school graduation picture.

by Anonymousreply 77June 8, 2024 3:03 PM

Kim looks like Madonna or Madonna looks like Kim or do they all use the same plastic surgeon?

by Anonymousreply 78June 8, 2024 3:21 PM

Kim Gordon being cunty

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by Anonymousreply 79June 8, 2024 5:44 PM

I wish they discussed simple ways to make a to-ast.

by Anonymousreply 80June 8, 2024 6:53 PM

Kim Gordon should find better things to do with her time.

by Anonymousreply 81June 8, 2024 8:07 PM

R81 I am a casual fan of Kim Gordon and I actually agree with you. It's an immature and attention-getting joke, especially for someone who is 71 years old.

by Anonymousreply 82June 8, 2024 11:49 PM

Kim Kardashian will fuck Thurston for shits and giggles, you just watch.

by Anonymousreply 83June 9, 2024 12:00 PM

Kim Gordon is a pretentious cunt of mediocre musical talent.

by Anonymousreply 84June 9, 2024 8:15 PM

Bumping this thread because I just read Chloe was a last minute replacement for an un-named A-Lister who 'called in sick' two days before the taping was to take place. Yes this deserves the much derided LOL. So...

L O fucking L.

by Anonymousreply 85June 15, 2024 1:57 AM
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