Johnathan Schaech now doing red carpets without shirt

I think he looks like tacky 50 year old ex gigolo manager (wannabe impressario) of a lounge club on the Côte d'Azur.

He also reminds me of Rob Lowe's fab surgeon character in Liberace.

His body is amazing but how embarrassingly thirsty he is. He would have looked sexier with a tight black t or an open collar shirt under his jacket.

These things are what everybody’s wearing now

And this only really works if you kind of look like a woman

Timotay looks like a sans fard Tim Curry Frankenfurter

And this only works because he’s young

But even still it was fitted well so his tits weren’t actually hanging out when he had it on.

R1 please tell me you work in casting

He looks exactly as R1 describes, except they forgot to add, “who shows up in a 1999 Ferrari 360 Modena with tan leather seats”.

I put R1 into Copilot with some camera and lighting directions.

Jonathan Schaech the actor? I didn’t realize he had come out (as bi or pansexual?)

It’s giving desperate

He did not.

People in Los Angeles talk like this. "When I came out..." means when "I came out to Los Angeles" because nearly all of the people who work as creatives are not from here.

Los Angeles is an extremely strange, disconnected place, divided from the rest of America by a desert and hemmed in by the ocean.

Another city with a lot of transplants, Washington DC, nobody says "When I came out to Washington." It's just "When I came to Washington." Although in two states with a lot of transplants, Texas and Florida, you will hear "When I came down..."

I just say “When I came”.

He seems crazy nowadays.

He looks ridiculous and is the interviewer a woman or a dude?

He looks like Hugh Hefner, and that is not a good thing. Also reminds me of Kramer after he started constantly smoking a pipe.

JS wanted to get folks talking & he succeeded.

if hes not a drug dealer he has missed his calling

Christina Applegate had him in his prime.

it's a result of being sexually assaulted by Franco Zeffirelli

R22, Franco Zeffirelli forced me to show my twinky ass in "Romeo & Juliet":

"Looking forward to hanging out with my WIFE tonite.".........hahahahahahahahahah....I've seen drag shows more masculine than him.

Why doesn't he understand he looks tacky? Who's his stylist?

Well I never in all my life.

What's wrong with him? No shirt is entirely inappropriate.

Palm Springs queens in the middle of summer don’t have this level of thirst.

He had awesome pecs when he was young.

^^^ I wonder where he bought these.

It looks more like he can’t afford a shirt.

[bold] screenshot[/bold] ---->Opens his jacket to flash nipple towards the end of the video. He is flaming. Talking about the "wife" just makes him seem even gayer. I pass.

Exactly r19. It's not complicated, he is a has-been and he needs to do something bold to get people to pay attention and talk about him. This worked.

Cadaverous!

His work on Batwoman was riveting.

Does anyone else remember him on Rosie O'Donnell's talk show when Rosie was talking about her crush Tom Cruise & he said he had a crush on him, too?

Yes, r36. I recall commentary that it seemed sincere and awkward.

[quote] His work on Batwoman was riveting.

Link please.

He gives me Jason Bateman vibes.

Thirty years ago he would have been perfect now for playing a crooked businessman or senator having an affair with Alexis on "Dynasty." There just aren't the right kind of parts for him anymore.

I've always liked him, despite the fact that he's not the world's most talented actor.

I get the “coming out as bi….as a happily married man” vibe and a statement coming out before the end of June.

Butter face.

Op, you're sorry?

No thank you.

Ah, youth.

Johnathon!

I also give him credit for not having had a facelift or Botox or fillers... or for that matter, a hair transplant. His face and his hair look their proper age.

^^^ Sis, see the eye doctor regarding cataracts, or that wet eye thing I hear on the television, when I can find the braille remote.

Anyone who does that is an idiot.

[quote]People in Los Angeles talk like this. "When I came out..." means when "I came out to Los Angeles" because nearly all of the people who work as creatives are not from here.

No, they don't talk like that. All he needed to do was to add the word "here" at the end if his sentence. He was just acting very affected like it was some inside lingo--but it's not.

[quote]Although in two states with a lot of transplants, Texas and Florida, you will hear "When I came down..."

Hell is generally depicted as beneath the ground, so it seems appropriate.

I dont care how inappropriate it is, he looks so good, I'd fuck him right then and there on the pavement. Now that would probably be inappropriate

R52 Butter Face.

He's a heavy smoker?

It was an A-List event.

Then why was HE there?

He’s a whore

Quite big tits.

Girls, he's 54-years-old. He's Dorian Gay! Lay Off ferchrissake.

He should work on his posture. All that work, and not an ounce of fat, but his lazy posture sticks out his lower abs and hangs his pecs. A young man will be ramrod straight (cough).

Having such low body fat really ages one's face. You really can't save your face and your ass at the same time as you age. He should gain 7-10 pounds, he'd look a lot better.

straight women have told me they like a bit of flesh on mature men

I think he looks great for 54. And it doesn't appear he had any work done either.

[Quote] I think he looks great for 54. And it doesn't appear he had any work done either.

and speaking of work; has he had any recently?

Schaech's pronouns are has/been

Bravo to Schaech! I just saw him on GMA today. He's the lead on a series that was renewed for a second season on some platform I've heard of. He hasn't even had a lick of cosmetic surgery. Courageous because he used to be painfully beautiful but he has allowed himself to age naturally and he is still working after all these years.

[quote] What's wrong with him? No shirt is entirely inappropriate.

Keep up. That's pretty much the requisite red-carpet look these days for celebrities with good bodies.

But I agree Schaech is too old to be doing it, great body or no.

“The Hollywood Bubbler reporting for The Hollywood Times at Guru’s Magazine for our Opening Night of Pride Cover Launch Party at Godfrey Hotel’s IO rooftop”

That’s not really a “red carpet” event—is it?

Mutton dressed as lamb

I wish I had a man who gazed at me with as much love as he did with Ellen DeGeneres.

[quote] That’s not really a “red carpet” event—is it?

Sadly, if press members are there to interview celebrities before an event, it qualifies as a red carpet event.

Nicole Kidman was looking rough there, on the right.

Sober 10 years Johnathan on GMA

I’m usually critical when I see guys his age in getups like that. But for some reason, I liked his look. And want to grab him all over.

Oh, yeah, I was also confused by his mention of coming out. I know one poster claims it’s “LA speak” but still…

R6, I had to look up 'sans fard'—a new one for my vocabulary. Thanks for the lesson, though I’m not sure it’ll be making any guest appearances in my everyday conversations. It's one of the reasons I keep coming back to DL—you never know what you're going to learn.

Anyone remember when he was in the Bonnie and Clyde video. And this was after he did the film with Gwyneth.