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Johnathan Schaech now doing red carpets without shirt

I think he looks great but I’m sorry no one should be doing this after thirty, let alone fifty.

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by Anonymousreply 65June 9, 2024 8:10 AM

I think he looks like tacky 50 year old ex gigolo manager (wannabe impressario) of a lounge club on the Côte d'Azur.

by Anonymousreply 1June 3, 2024 10:50 PM

He also reminds me of Rob Lowe's fab surgeon character in Liberace.

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by Anonymousreply 2June 3, 2024 10:52 PM

His body is amazing but how embarrassingly thirsty he is. He would have looked sexier with a tight black t or an open collar shirt under his jacket.

by Anonymousreply 3June 3, 2024 10:53 PM

These things are what everybody’s wearing now

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by Anonymousreply 4June 3, 2024 10:58 PM

And this only really works if you kind of look like a woman

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by Anonymousreply 5June 3, 2024 10:59 PM

Timotay looks like a sans fard Tim Curry Frankenfurter

by Anonymousreply 6June 3, 2024 11:01 PM

And this only works because he’s young

But even still it was fitted well so his tits weren’t actually hanging out when he had it on.

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by Anonymousreply 7June 3, 2024 11:05 PM

R1 please tell me you work in casting

by Anonymousreply 8June 3, 2024 11:08 PM

He looks exactly as R1 describes, except they forgot to add, “who shows up in a 1999 Ferrari 360 Modena with tan leather seats”.

by Anonymousreply 9June 3, 2024 11:12 PM

I put R1 into Copilot with some camera and lighting directions.

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by Anonymousreply 10June 3, 2024 11:31 PM
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by Anonymousreply 11June 3, 2024 11:34 PM

Jonathan Schaech the actor? I didn’t realize he had come out (as bi or pansexual?)

by Anonymousreply 12June 4, 2024 12:14 AM

It’s giving desperate

by Anonymousreply 13June 4, 2024 12:16 AM

He did not.

People in Los Angeles talk like this. "When I came out..." means when "I came out to Los Angeles" because nearly all of the people who work as creatives are not from here.

Los Angeles is an extremely strange, disconnected place, divided from the rest of America by a desert and hemmed in by the ocean.

Another city with a lot of transplants, Washington DC, nobody says "When I came out to Washington." It's just "When I came to Washington." Although in two states with a lot of transplants, Texas and Florida, you will hear "When I came down..."

by Anonymousreply 14June 4, 2024 12:24 AM

I just say “When I came”.

by Anonymousreply 15June 4, 2024 12:28 AM

He seems crazy nowadays.

by Anonymousreply 16June 4, 2024 12:30 AM

He looks ridiculous and is the interviewer a woman or a dude?

by Anonymousreply 17June 4, 2024 12:33 AM

He looks like Hugh Hefner, and that is not a good thing. Also reminds me of Kramer after he started constantly smoking a pipe.

by Anonymousreply 18June 4, 2024 12:35 AM

JS wanted to get folks talking & he succeeded.

by Anonymousreply 19June 4, 2024 6:45 AM

if hes not a drug dealer he has missed his calling

by Anonymousreply 20June 4, 2024 7:02 AM

Christina Applegate had him in his prime.

by Anonymousreply 21June 4, 2024 7:04 AM

it's a result of being sexually assaulted by Franco Zeffirelli

by Anonymousreply 22June 4, 2024 7:29 AM

R22, Franco Zeffirelli forced me to show my twinky ass in "Romeo & Juliet":

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by Anonymousreply 23June 4, 2024 8:01 AM

"Looking forward to hanging out with my WIFE tonite.".........hahahahahahahahahah....I've seen drag shows more masculine than him.

by Anonymousreply 24June 4, 2024 8:22 AM

Why doesn't he understand he looks tacky? Who's his stylist?

by Anonymousreply 25June 4, 2024 8:45 AM

Well I never in all my life.

by Anonymousreply 26June 4, 2024 8:52 AM

What's wrong with him? No shirt is entirely inappropriate.

by Anonymousreply 27June 5, 2024 12:27 AM

Palm Springs queens in the middle of summer don’t have this level of thirst.

by Anonymousreply 28June 5, 2024 12:47 AM

He had awesome pecs when he was young.

by Anonymousreply 29June 5, 2024 12:49 AM

^^^ I wonder where he bought these.

by Anonymousreply 30June 5, 2024 12:50 AM

It looks more like he can’t afford a shirt.

by Anonymousreply 31June 5, 2024 12:54 AM

[bold] screenshot[/bold] ---->Opens his jacket to flash nipple towards the end of the video. He is flaming. Talking about the "wife" just makes him seem even gayer. I pass.

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by Anonymousreply 32June 5, 2024 12:55 AM

Exactly r19. It's not complicated, he is a has-been and he needs to do something bold to get people to pay attention and talk about him. This worked.

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by Anonymousreply 34June 5, 2024 1:09 AM

His work on Batwoman was riveting.

by Anonymousreply 35June 5, 2024 1:21 AM

Does anyone else remember him on Rosie O'Donnell's talk show when Rosie was talking about her crush Tom Cruise & he said he had a crush on him, too?

by Anonymousreply 36June 5, 2024 1:35 AM

Yes, r36. I recall commentary that it seemed sincere and awkward.

by Anonymousreply 37June 5, 2024 2:07 AM

[quote] His work on Batwoman was riveting.

Link please.

by Anonymousreply 38June 5, 2024 2:07 AM

He gives me Jason Bateman vibes.

by Anonymousreply 39June 5, 2024 2:13 AM

Thirty years ago he would have been perfect now for playing a crooked businessman or senator having an affair with Alexis on "Dynasty." There just aren't the right kind of parts for him anymore.

I've always liked him, despite the fact that he's not the world's most talented actor.

by Anonymousreply 40June 5, 2024 2:15 AM

I get the “coming out as bi….as a happily married man” vibe and a statement coming out before the end of June.

by Anonymousreply 41June 5, 2024 3:13 AM

Butter face.

by Anonymousreply 42June 5, 2024 3:16 AM

Op, you're sorry?

by Anonymousreply 43June 5, 2024 3:17 AM

No thank you.

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by Anonymousreply 44June 5, 2024 3:27 AM

Ah, youth.

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by Anonymousreply 45June 5, 2024 3:36 AM


by Anonymousreply 46June 5, 2024 3:38 AM

I also give him credit for not having had a facelift or Botox or fillers... or for that matter, a hair transplant. His face and his hair look their proper age.

by Anonymousreply 47June 5, 2024 3:40 AM

^^^ Sis, see the eye doctor regarding cataracts, or that wet eye thing I hear on the television, when I can find the braille remote.

by Anonymousreply 48June 5, 2024 4:18 AM

Anyone who does that is an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 49June 5, 2024 4:31 AM

[quote]People in Los Angeles talk like this. "When I came out..." means when "I came out to Los Angeles" because nearly all of the people who work as creatives are not from here.

No, they don't talk like that. All he needed to do was to add the word "here" at the end if his sentence. He was just acting very affected like it was some inside lingo--but it's not.

by Anonymousreply 50June 5, 2024 5:10 AM

[quote]Although in two states with a lot of transplants, Texas and Florida, you will hear "When I came down..."

Hell is generally depicted as beneath the ground, so it seems appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 51June 5, 2024 5:46 AM

I dont care how inappropriate it is, he looks so good, I'd fuck him right then and there on the pavement. Now that would probably be inappropriate

by Anonymousreply 52June 5, 2024 6:49 AM

R52 Butter Face.

by Anonymousreply 53June 5, 2024 7:18 AM

He's a heavy smoker?

by Anonymousreply 54June 5, 2024 9:09 AM

It was an A-List event.

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by Anonymousreply 55June 5, 2024 9:40 AM

Then why was HE there?

by Anonymousreply 56June 5, 2024 10:27 AM

He’s a whore

by Anonymousreply 57June 5, 2024 11:40 AM

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 58June 5, 2024 1:01 PM

Girls, he's 54-years-old. He's Dorian Gay! Lay Off ferchrissake.

by Anonymousreply 59June 5, 2024 1:31 PM

He should work on his posture. All that work, and not an ounce of fat, but his lazy posture sticks out his lower abs and hangs his pecs. A young man will be ramrod straight (cough).

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by Anonymousreply 60June 5, 2024 1:37 PM

Having such low body fat really ages one's face. You really can't save your face and your ass at the same time as you age. He should gain 7-10 pounds, he'd look a lot better.

by Anonymousreply 61June 5, 2024 2:45 PM

straight women have told me they like a bit of flesh on mature men

by Anonymousreply 62June 5, 2024 4:28 PM

I think he looks great for 54. And it doesn't appear he had any work done either.

by Anonymousreply 63June 5, 2024 8:45 PM

[Quote] I think he looks great for 54. And it doesn't appear he had any work done either.

and speaking of work; has he had any recently?

by Anonymousreply 64June 6, 2024 8:08 AM

Schaech's pronouns are has/been

by Anonymousreply 65June 9, 2024 8:10 AM
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