Matt Rife is “Exhausted”

Liza’s long-lost daughter?

He's gorgeous. I dont know if being fucked would help him with his exhaustion but I'd like to see whether it does or not

You know, “exhaustion.” Haven’t you ever had to cancel important projects and disappoint and inconvenience thousands of people because you’re just too tired?

I’m surprised they still use that one.

Are they really “sold out?” Is this just another cover up for poor ticket sales? I’m just saying…

I’m sure no one will have an opinion on any of this.

Unexpectedly pregnant y’all!

Neurodivergent shutdown.

If you ever want to see an example of ND eyes, his are textbook. The eyes are there, but it doesn’t appear like anyone is looking out of them. Very beautiful, almost glasslike.

they are best understood as unusually intense depressive states that can last a couple of days, weeks or months

Maybe he finally had a moment of conscience about raking money in from idiots.

Nah. It's coke.

He obviously isn't bright enough to have a conscience.

That's exactly the same reason I had to abandon all of my many many sold out shows!

OMG, maybe I’m having a autistic shutdown!

More trolling

He's going in for more plastic surgery.

The recovery time is extensive.

yeah i've got autism and i'm shitting down!

It’s not necessarily autism. Neurodivergence is extremely poorly understood. No one knows where one begins and the next one ends. 50% of ADHD diagnoses later diagnose autistic. 70% of autists are later diagnosed with ADHD. It’s the large amorphous spectrum that is united by several factors. One of those is the shutdown.

Very good interview with Kit Harrington. Shutdown after Game of Thrones.

Another uniting factor and which is why my thought went to neurodivergence is imposter syndrome

Matt Rife has become successful extremely quickly

Harrington talks about this as well

Rife encounters a cocksucker.

He is "rife" with tardive dyskinesia

He looks like Barry Manilow

He has an appointment with Barry Manilow’s plastic surgeon

R17 Again, where's the comedy?

Too much plastic surgery.

I find looking at this “straight” “comic” Liza look-alike…exhausting.

I posted this on another Rife thread a while ago, but I have a friend who does standup, and he knows Matt Rife.

He says Rife has made it clear that he really doesn't like doing standup comedy and really wants to be in movies. Hence, all the plastic surgery to make him look "Hollywood ready." The comedy is just his platform for getting noticed, but it's not what he really wants to be doing.

So he very well may be exhausted by continuing to perform when it's something he doesn't like.

I prefer "tired and emotional" as an excuse over "exhausted."

It is weird to think that Kate Beckinsale dated him. She is 22 years older than he is.

I would pay to watch him rub the front of his pants against Mario Lopez.

R26. Sis, it has happened. More thank once.

Geez, Matt needs to stop with the cosmetic procedures.

He's starting to look like Ziefried and Roy and Carrot Top.

Body dysmorphia is also heavily associated with neurodiversity.

He does look like he has a nice body.

Were tickets not selling at $8 either?

Matt Rife is not at all funny.

Why waste your money?

It's not that he looks just solely like Liza Minnelli.

He looks more like how I would imagine the love child of John Barrowman and Liza Minnelli would look.

The fact that he claims to have never had plastic surgery is egregious—almost Kylie Jenner level embarrassing.

Why do heteros like this guy? Rife is awful.

[quote][R17] Again, where's the comedy?

The gays provided the comedy.

Better to have ND eyes than NO eyes.

C'mon.

Matt Rife is a DL spirit animal.

It's hard work pretending that train wreck of a face isn't.

He looks like what Barry Manilow was going for with the surgery.