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Cyndi Lauper’s troubled son Declyn accused of sexual assault in lawsuit: ‘I felt my life was in danger’

He was just arrested for a shooting. He’s a rapper. What a mess.

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by Anonymousreply 291June 13, 2024 4:33 AM

He assaulted her with his dreadlocks.

by Anonymousreply 1June 3, 2024 6:12 AM

Gee thanks, junior- just when I'm trying to revive my career.

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by Anonymousreply 2June 3, 2024 6:33 AM

He had a tough upbringing growing up on the mean streets of Bel Air.

by Anonymousreply 3June 3, 2024 6:39 AM

His Moms voice would drive any man to the brink of insanity

by Anonymousreply 4June 3, 2024 7:15 AM

"YO, Your Honor, I ain't guilty. I finna get outta this mess. Tru Dat!!"------->> Preliminary Hearing

by Anonymousreply 5June 3, 2024 8:19 AM

Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who hate gays.

by Anonymousreply 6June 3, 2024 8:19 AM

R6 = STFU.

by Anonymousreply 7June 3, 2024 8:20 AM


Boys just wanna have felonies.

Jail Time after Time.

True Collars.

Mannacles changes everything.

by Anonymousreply 8June 3, 2024 8:25 AM

He is too old for that hairstyle or that petulant expression. Grow up, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 9June 3, 2024 10:23 AM

I Drove From the Cops All Night.

by Anonymousreply 10June 3, 2024 10:35 AM

That’s the shirt he picked for court??

by Anonymousreply 11June 3, 2024 11:49 AM

He seems like he would be homies with Chet Hanks.

by Anonymousreply 12June 3, 2024 12:27 PM

Stinky Boots

by Anonymousreply 13June 3, 2024 1:06 PM

Wasn't there another thread on this just a few days ago?

by Anonymousreply 14June 3, 2024 1:17 PM

[quote]“You see, I told you not to do that,” he said, before calling her a “b—h” and a “n—a” and threatening that no one would believe her if she repeated what happened, the suit alleges.

A racist AND a rapist. He sounds lovely.

by Anonymousreply 15June 3, 2024 1:26 PM

I didn't know she had a kid. Who choose to procreate with her? I'm imagining Cyndi in bed, using that She-bop voice!

by Anonymousreply 16June 3, 2024 1:27 PM

[quote]He assaulted her with his dreadlocks.

He assaulted my eyes with them.

by Anonymousreply 17June 3, 2024 1:32 PM

he looks like if David Walliams did a skit about an older white privileged man acting like hes a black teen. lol

by Anonymousreply 18June 3, 2024 1:33 PM

r11, I did a double take because I initially read it as 'PERP' instead of 'PEPR'

by Anonymousreply 19June 3, 2024 1:38 PM

Life in prison for the crime of gross white dreadlocks

by Anonymousreply 20June 3, 2024 1:45 PM

She's launching a 23 city farewell tour.

by Anonymousreply 21June 3, 2024 2:23 PM

I didn't realize she was Weird Al's mom.

by Anonymousreply 22June 3, 2024 4:55 PM

Rap music is a gateway to sociopathy and mental retardation.

by Anonymousreply 23June 3, 2024 4:57 PM

patchouli smelling size meat verificatia

by Anonymousreply 24June 3, 2024 5:11 PM

The dad, David Thornton, was handsome but only when he was REALLY young.

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by Anonymousreply 25June 3, 2024 5:29 PM

Who is this boy and why is he SO UNUSUAL???!!!

by Anonymousreply 26June 3, 2024 5:42 PM

Time After Time Behind Bars.

by Anonymousreply 27June 3, 2024 5:49 PM

She kind of asked for it, naming him "Declyn."

by Anonymousreply 28June 3, 2024 6:12 PM

Cyndi Lauper is a major pain in the ass.

I did an event with her some years ago, and she was whiney and passive aggressive and slowed everything to a crawl in that Elaine Stritch way. I changed my mind about her when I saw her in action.

by Anonymousreply 29June 3, 2024 6:46 PM

Dear white people,

Those are not dreds. They are platts or you could say box braids. He look like a white version of O-dog from Menace to Society. He’s cute to me.

by Anonymousreply 30June 3, 2024 7:08 PM

Cyndi is a major pain in the ass.

Put it this way- she gets along with Harvey Fierstein. That tells you everything you need to know.

by Anonymousreply 31June 3, 2024 7:11 PM

[quote] Dear white people,Those are not dreds. They are platts or you could say box braids. He look like a white version of O-dog from Menace to Society. He’s cute to me.—The-Tea-Cake-Diet

When we're interested in the opinion of a white cosplaying junkie, we'll ask for it.

But don't hold your breath.

by Anonymousreply 32June 3, 2024 7:12 PM

Boys just wanna have guns.

by Anonymousreply 33June 3, 2024 7:14 PM

Somebody is press. I get their schtick. I don’t care to feed it anymore today.

I will say this the difference between individual braids and dreds is that braids can easily be taken out while dredlocks literally have to be uncoiled. You would need a hair tech. And if you had them for quite a few years they would have to be cut off. Then again dreadlocks are not even braided to be main with. They are twisted.

by Anonymousreply 34June 3, 2024 7:15 PM

[quote]He’s cute to me.

I always knew DL had no taste but this is a new low.

by Anonymousreply 35June 3, 2024 7:19 PM

"I did an event with her some years ago, and she was whiney and passive aggressive..."

Translation: "I bumped into her at Disneyland"

by Anonymousreply 36June 3, 2024 7:41 PM

Was David Thornton the guy in the Time After Time video? I seem to recall the rumor was that he was her boyfriend at the time.

by Anonymousreply 37June 3, 2024 7:56 PM

No, that was her manager at the time David Wolff. They were also in a relationship.

by Anonymousreply 38June 3, 2024 7:58 PM


by Anonymousreply 39June 3, 2024 8:10 PM

Because in his drug addled mind, he thinks people actually want him here.

by Anonymousreply 40June 3, 2024 8:11 PM

Some fashion tips for my haters.

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by Anonymousreply 41June 3, 2024 9:11 PM

This is why you have a SPARE--in case you get a fuck up.

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by Anonymousreply 42June 3, 2024 9:18 PM

Can you imagine working for decades to make millions of dollars that THIS is going to inherit?

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by Anonymousreply 43June 3, 2024 9:20 PM

That’s not how you spell Declan.

by Anonymousreply 44June 3, 2024 9:22 PM

R44 ---->> "YO, I finna spellz my name anywhooz I wanna. I am off the chain. I got the hood me!! Yo-Yo. True Dat"

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by Anonymousreply 45June 3, 2024 9:29 PM

Cyndi Lauper is so lovely, and I admire her greatly. Why does she have degenerate offspring? I would've been an ideal son. Almost, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 46June 3, 2024 9:29 PM

Cyndi seemed like a pain in the ass in that We are the World video. It’s weird that she and Tom Hanks have similar wigger off spring. Madonna’s kids seem relatively ok compared to them.

by Anonymousreply 47June 3, 2024 9:40 PM

You read my mind, R47. Madonna somehow was a better mother than Cyndi. Terrifying.

by Anonymousreply 48June 3, 2024 11:03 PM

Doesn’t mean anything. Sometimes u do the best you can. And it takes two to raise a child. Where is the father in all this. Who even is the father. Cindy may have done the best she could while still making a living in showbiz. Also how old is he? Also everyone is innocent to proven guilt. He might did some shady shit but doesn’t mean everything the victim is saying is true. He’s the heir of a multimillionaire. You have to consider ulterior motives.

by Anonymousreply 49June 3, 2024 11:31 PM

[quote] You have to consider ulterior motives.

Yours are drugs, right?

by Anonymousreply 50June 3, 2024 11:44 PM

I know at least three people who have great role model parents who ended up with kids who went off the rails after becoming adults. It mostly has to do with hanging out with the wrong people.

by Anonymousreply 51June 3, 2024 11:59 PM

She was an older parent. Too indulgent? Too permissive?

by Anonymousreply 52June 4, 2024 12:04 AM

[quote]This is why you have a SPARE--in case you get a fuck up.

She was very old when she had him. She didn’t have time to have another spare.

by Anonymousreply 53June 4, 2024 12:07 AM

[quote] manhandled her, holding her down while shoving his penis in her face,

Tell me he has a skinny dick without telling me he has a skinny dick.

by Anonymousreply 54June 4, 2024 2:36 AM

r49 "He might did"

by Anonymousreply 55June 4, 2024 2:46 AM

R55 Tell me you are a cunt without telling me you are a cunt.

Bitch you could never patronize me with a false sense of superiority and mockery of the mastering of the English language. Never ho. I need to chill out though. I’ve been posting for a hot minute.

by Anonymousreply 56June 4, 2024 2:51 AM

[quote]$7,200-a-month Financial District apartment

Wow, what's he do for a living?

by Anonymousreply 57June 4, 2024 2:53 AM

What strikes me in these pictures of him is that he is the male equivalent of his mother: He’s actually not a bad-looking guy but he chooses to trash his looks by dressing and grooming himself hideously, trying to look as non-traditional and ugly as possible much as his mom did by spending years trashing her attractiveness with gimmicky clothes and grooming to show what an ‘original’ she was.

And where she always pulled the feminist bit about not smiling but instead baring her teeth in an ugly-hostile grimace to show how she was resisting conventional womanliness, he chooses to glower and look like a mouth-breather when the camera is turned on him.

Poetic justice, says I. Like mother like son.

by Anonymousreply 58June 4, 2024 3:00 AM

r56 Take a writing class and come back next year.

by Anonymousreply 59June 4, 2024 3:12 AM

r57 " Wow, what's he do for a living?"

Um, do you know who his mother is?

by Anonymousreply 60June 4, 2024 3:13 AM


Teacake has lot in common with Declan, Declyn, Declined or whatever, because they both are desperate to be _______

by Anonymousreply 61June 4, 2024 3:15 AM

R61 Tell us you are racist without telling us you are racist. Why so cowardly though? Why not spell that shit out. Why hide?

by Anonymousreply 62June 4, 2024 3:21 AM

R62 why get so upset over the word “hoodlum”?

by Anonymousreply 63June 4, 2024 3:34 AM

R63 so you gon act like a Maga now and lie? Ok that’s wassup. Coward.

by Anonymousreply 64June 4, 2024 3:37 AM

r64 Seek help with your fake writing imitations.

by Anonymousreply 65June 4, 2024 3:40 AM

R65. You seek help you fkin racist. You should be banned.

by Anonymousreply 66June 4, 2024 3:41 AM

r66 I was not the other poster, goofus.

by Anonymousreply 67June 4, 2024 3:42 AM

R63 so you caping for a racist? Same difference. He was not trying to imply hoodlum because he would have just type it. He posted that shit on another thread as well. He, she or they is a soft racist passive aggressive cunt. No disrespect to you but you should be able to see what he is doing.

by Anonymousreply 68June 4, 2024 3:51 AM

I meant r67.

by Anonymousreply 69June 4, 2024 3:52 AM

A poster on here once suggested to me. Someof the posters here are older boomers who were middle aged when the internet came about. They treat posting, even on an online gossip site, like they would a business email with 100% grammar and etiquette. Many of us came of age with the internet as normalcy and therefore write more in a stream of conscious style. I suspect because I mix black vernacular and everyday speak with a pronounced vocab and intellectual concepts that people think I’m faking being black. I know I’m a weirdo. I’m a New Yorker.

by Anonymousreply 70June 4, 2024 4:02 AM

R70 is me.

by Anonymousreply 71June 4, 2024 4:03 AM

I’m literally saying it’s me btw. The signed post thingamajhig got unchecked and I clicked very fast.

by Anonymousreply 72June 4, 2024 4:04 AM

Why are we talking about Teacake instead of Cyndi Lauper’s degynerate offspring, Declyn? Are Teacake and Declyn the same person?

by Anonymousreply 73June 4, 2024 4:06 AM

He reminds me of that Canadian rapper Snow

by Anonymousreply 74June 4, 2024 4:18 AM

He’s like an ugly nasty Chet hanks. Nobody wants this and nobody asked for this.

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by Anonymousreply 76June 4, 2024 5:00 AM

True, at least Chet Hanks has the decency to be hot.

by Anonymousreply 77June 4, 2024 5:04 AM

White boy dreads, convict and discard.

by Anonymousreply 78June 4, 2024 5:05 AM

“Come on honey you’ll pull through it…. 🎵 time after time 🎵 “

by Anonymousreply 79June 4, 2024 5:05 AM

VIDEO.....Look at this fucking slob.......[bold]"I grew up in HARLEM, bro"...[/bold]....

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by Anonymousreply 80June 4, 2024 5:43 AM

Sometimes I regret not having a kid, but deep down I just know I would've ended up with an annoying, worthless asshole like this if I had. So I'm at peace with my decisions.

Thank you Dex.

by Anonymousreply 81June 4, 2024 7:39 AM

Declan-----"I grew up in Harlem".

Reality-------> Lived with Cyndi at The Apthorp, surrounded by rich white people like Rosie, Conan O'Brien, and Al Pacino.

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by Anonymousreply 82June 4, 2024 8:13 AM

[quote]" Wow, what's he do for a living?"

[quote]Um, do you know who his mother is?

Um, do you know what sarcasm is?

by Anonymousreply 83June 4, 2024 9:11 AM

He looks like his father at r42. I really don't see a resemblance to Cyndi.

by Anonymousreply 84June 4, 2024 9:12 AM

eyes resemble mom

by Anonymousreply 85June 4, 2024 10:08 AM

R70 oh my, the folie de grandeur.

"I suspect because I mix black vernacular and everyday speak with a pronounced vocab and intellectual concepts..."

Imma axe U, wtf is a "pronounced vocab"?

by Anonymousreply 86June 4, 2024 10:13 AM

Yikes, that video at r80

by Anonymousreply 87June 4, 2024 10:19 AM

His role model was Gary Oldman in True Romance.

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by Anonymousreply 88June 4, 2024 12:16 PM

Teacake is Seacowww!!!

by Anonymousreply 89June 4, 2024 12:42 PM

Declyn has Betty Boop lips. Odd, on a man.

by Anonymousreply 90June 4, 2024 12:53 PM

Declyn looks like a closet case.

by Anonymousreply 91June 4, 2024 12:54 PM

He's so Chet Haze. Too bad, his face is cute, hold him down, shave that fucking head and smack him, he might he hot.

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by Anonymousreply 92June 4, 2024 3:34 PM

Now here's a white boy with real street cred!

by Anonymousreply 93June 4, 2024 3:45 PM

R89 I would say—lie on my name one more gin’ but it’s useless at this point. And no one more gin is not a typo. You gon constantly believe I’m that ugly ass motherfucker when I’m not.

by Anonymousreply 94June 4, 2024 4:22 PM

Was David Thornton living in Harlem. Who was he living with in Harlem. Harlem has had pricey condos and brownstones since the early aughts. I want to know who was raising him when he grew up in Harlem.

by Anonymousreply 95June 4, 2024 4:25 PM

Is Barbara Billingsley here? I don't speak jive. It's like somebody is running their sentences through the urban dictionary.

by Anonymousreply 96June 4, 2024 4:26 PM

[quote] I would say—lie on my name one more gin’ but it’s useless at this point. And no one more gin is not a typo. You gon constantly believe I’m that ugly ass motherfucker when I’m not.—The-Tea-Cake-Diet

Oh, it's Tuesday. That means Teacunt's dealer has been to visit.

by Anonymousreply 97June 4, 2024 4:42 PM

R97 delusional ass psycho stalker.

by Anonymousreply 98June 4, 2024 4:46 PM

R86, did he really say "intellectual concepts"? I can't bring myself to watch the little dork.

by Anonymousreply 99June 4, 2024 9:52 PM

What R88 said. He thinks he’s Gary Oldman in True Romance but he’s actually Michael Rapaport (with less credibility).

by Anonymousreply 100June 4, 2024 10:03 PM

[quote] did he really say "intellectual concepts"? I can't bring myself to watch the little dork.

No, that was not Lauper's kid, it was the dumb cunt Teafuck, pretending he's black again, who said it.

by Anonymousreply 101June 4, 2024 10:03 PM

Get off my dick, hoe.

by Anonymousreply 102June 4, 2024 10:32 PM

I heard her in concert about ten yrs ago and her voice was stunningly power and excellent. She also played the dulcimer very well, and she told very kind stories between songs. I thought she was tremendously talented.

by Anonymousreply 103June 4, 2024 10:46 PM


Call me.

by Anonymousreply 104June 4, 2024 10:51 PM

Can we get back to comparing this fug to Chet Hanks please

by Anonymousreply 105June 4, 2024 11:10 PM

Chet is more clubbable.

by Anonymousreply 106June 4, 2024 11:18 PM

Well, when your mom is Betty Hutton…(?).

by Anonymousreply 107June 5, 2024 12:18 AM

I’ve always found cyndis voice grating

by Anonymousreply 108June 5, 2024 12:22 AM

This ONE MINUTE VIDEO explains so much........TEEN Declan (going thru his Biebs hair phase) talking about Vodka and Scotch......

CYNDI ------>>"When you're 16 you can have a beer with US".

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by Anonymousreply 109June 5, 2024 2:46 AM


by Anonymousreply 110June 5, 2024 3:05 AM

Tea fake likes to WW herself

by Anonymousreply 111June 5, 2024 3:08 AM

[quote] I heard her in concert about ten yrs ago and her voice was stunningly power and excellent. She also played the dulcimer very well, and she told very kind stories between songs. I thought she was tremendously talented.

I saw her in concert in 2006 and 2010. I found her to be a great live performer.

by Anonymousreply 112June 5, 2024 3:28 AM

Fucking Cyndi in that clip at R109 all acting like a hard ass, like she'd smack him if he drank. Sure, bitch. Forward to years later and you know she's fucking supporting him monetarily and she knows his loser, wigger, ass is doing all kinds of ridiculous shit. Too bad she wasn't really a tough mom, then she'd not be dealing with this. She should cut this fucker loose to figure out his own shit. Maybe we'll have a Susan Cabot case then.

by Anonymousreply 113June 5, 2024 3:32 AM

He acted like a sassy homo in that clip.

by Anonymousreply 114June 5, 2024 3:35 AM

delusional ass psycho stalker.—The-Tea-Cake-Diet

Cosplaying, white junkie.

by Anonymousreply 115June 5, 2024 3:39 AM

A pox on him

by Anonymousreply 116June 5, 2024 3:56 AM

Beiber Declan takes Cyndi shopping for shoes. She coddled him. That's how she ended up with a wigga thug.

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by Anonymousreply 117June 5, 2024 5:15 AM

[Quote] what does he do for a living?

Grift his mother, clearly.

by Anonymousreply 118June 5, 2024 8:36 PM

Has Cyndi's friend Rosie O'Donnell commented ?

by Anonymousreply 119June 5, 2024 11:01 PM

Toxic black male culture got another one.

by Anonymousreply 120June 5, 2024 11:13 PM

I'm going to wait and see what Sunny and Whoopi say about his dreds before I comment on them.

by Anonymousreply 121June 6, 2024 1:13 AM

I'm gonna wait and see what Rachel Dolezal and Shaun King have to say about them.

by Anonymousreply 122June 6, 2024 1:23 AM

I think Declyn suffers from hair damage. He needs the new Pantene Miracle Rescue hair cream.

by Anonymousreply 123June 6, 2024 1:47 AM

[bold]Wigga Dex 5 years ago. [/bold]

[bold] What's your relationship with your mother like----->> [/bold] "I call my momma by her GOVERNMENT" (slang for given name). He calls her Cyndi.

[bold] How did you get interested in Hip-Hop?------>>>[/bold] "I started hanging around people in the hip hop field. Like Patti LaBelle." (YES he said it).

[bold] What is your philosophy? -----.[/bold] "Ya gotta keep it a HUN-DID"

[bold] Future Goals?------>>[/bold] "I really wanna work with Kanye"

[bold] Say something really stupid without trying-------->> [/bold] "where I ended up finding myself at nobody was listening to no rock 'n' roll or no pop or any of that stuff so I just really I'd say to keep it real and to keep it straight on point honestly I'd say my surroundings around me kinda put me involved in hip-hop."

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by Anonymousreply 124June 6, 2024 2:06 AM

R124 Jesus

by Anonymousreply 125June 6, 2024 2:12 AM

He's almost as bad a wigger as Teacake.

by Anonymousreply 126June 6, 2024 2:12 AM

R15, he used an a not a hard r.

by Anonymousreply 127June 6, 2024 2:13 AM

I remember attempting to watch Cyndi's "reality show"... she came across as so whiny and unlikable, I had to abort. That was a major misstep for her. Not everyone should have their own reality show, as it turns out. And to stick cameras in your teenage kid's face isn't cool either. Narcissistic parents need to leave their kids out of it.

by Anonymousreply 128June 6, 2024 2:18 AM

Omg R124. I'm fucking cringing in second hand humiliation for him. Fucking B-rad Gluckman over here. God, he could at least have hung out with like, Chuck D, and been legit in being into rap. Patti Labelle? Oh my sides! He reminds me of S'mouse but at least S'mouse was supposed to actually be black.

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by Anonymousreply 129June 6, 2024 3:00 AM


by Anonymousreply 130June 6, 2024 3:20 AM

Is the fat guy at r124 his lover?

by Anonymousreply 131June 6, 2024 3:42 AM

I get the vibe that he possibly threw on mommy’s heels and gowns to do a mirror rendition of GJWHF before puberty.

by Anonymousreply 132June 6, 2024 4:21 AM

Cyndis fabulous assistant. I bet he's got some stories.

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by Anonymousreply 133June 6, 2024 4:44 AM

Another piece of the puzzle falls into place.....Beiber Declan....

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by Anonymousreply 134June 6, 2024 4:56 AM

Lauper was on Jimmy Kimmel's show last night. She didn't have much to say that was interesting, and her son was never mentioned. Funny because Kimmel always tends to ask celebrities about their off-spring. I guess the Wigga was 'off limits'.

by Anonymousreply 135June 6, 2024 8:27 PM

Yo yo R135. Mafuckin Kimmel knows to keep my name out his mouth! That nigga aint gon try and test me, or I'll put my mac 10 in his grille!

by Anonymousreply 136June 6, 2024 10:55 PM

He's cute in that video at R124 but damn is he dumb and dull. And a pathetic pot head.

by Anonymousreply 137June 6, 2024 11:00 PM

His last name isn't Lauper but I notice he sure uses it to further his "rap" career. Declyn is so white bread, my man goes by Dex! Dex Lauper.

by Anonymousreply 138June 6, 2024 11:03 PM

So fucking cringy in that interview. You can tell the dude doesn't like or respect him, he made a little dig about Cyndi Lauper's son. Of course Dex fucking smokes a joint the whole time and talks about managers and agents and his busy day. He even mentioned Flocka, like he has anything in common with him, except being a meme, I guess.

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by Anonymousreply 139June 6, 2024 11:12 PM

Damn he’s annoying

by Anonymousreply 140June 6, 2024 11:19 PM

She's a failure as a parent.

by Anonymousreply 141June 6, 2024 11:21 PM

I wanted better for Cyndi and son.

by Anonymousreply 142June 7, 2024 12:03 AM

R142 you know them personally?

by Anonymousreply 143June 7, 2024 12:13 AM

Of course not.

by Anonymousreply 144June 7, 2024 12:25 AM

R144 oh, how embarrassing for you

by Anonymousreply 145June 7, 2024 12:40 AM

Yo Honor, Ima need a pass on dis charges. I can't go to jail cause my weed guy finna go broke without me. They tryin' to keep me down cause I grew up on the rough streets of Battery Park. Fer Shizzle my Sizzle.

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by Anonymousreply 146June 7, 2024 2:16 AM

I’ve known guys who adopt the wigga persona to cover up their femininity and potential homosexuality. They’re playing a character.

by Anonymousreply 147June 7, 2024 2:19 AM

Really? You mean wigga is cosplay? Well, who would have thunk it!?

by Anonymousreply 148June 7, 2024 3:20 AM

I don't feel sorry for Cyndi. She either ignores his behavior or doesn't care. He is grateful for nothing. Not a thing. He's the guy who goes into the expensive restaurant and puts his feet on the table (and takes pictures of it). He is the guy showing bags and bags of weed on his lap. He's the guy who calls women bitches in videos and interviews. He's the guy who stands on top of a $200,000 dollar car and dances. And sadly, he is the guy who throws money off a roof and films it.

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by Anonymousreply 149June 7, 2024 6:49 AM

This clown goes on the roof and starts throwing money. What. The. Fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 150June 7, 2024 6:52 AM

Declyn is so damned cool. Wish I could be like him.


by Anonymousreply 151June 7, 2024 11:57 AM

Yep R149. My sis teaches high school in a rich neighborhood and their parents are the fucking worst. Won't admit the kid is at fault, ever. It's always the adults who are assholes and in the wrong. You know Cyndi wasn't trying to hear anything negative about her menopause, miracle, baby. Meanwhile, I was raised with the knowledge that if I ever went to jail, my mom was never going to bail me out, so I better watch what I do because I'd have to live with the shitty choices I made.

by Anonymousreply 152June 7, 2024 2:22 PM

R152 But they said you wanted to go to jail to get your back blown out.

by Anonymousreply 153June 7, 2024 6:46 PM

What is Cyndi’s deal. Interested in gossip about her. She grew up blue collar I believe. Why was she so checked out raising her son? He’s repulsive! Lolaho (Lourdes Leon) possesses more appeal.

by Anonymousreply 154June 7, 2024 11:15 PM

Glad I’m not 70-year-old David Thornton dealing with this shit.

by Anonymousreply 155June 7, 2024 11:18 PM

Yeah R155 but if 45 year old Thornton had dealt with this shit, maybe Dex wouldn't be such a wiggity mess.

by Anonymousreply 156June 7, 2024 11:24 PM

They should have put him in a military school. Is the one Trump went to still open?

by Anonymousreply 157June 7, 2024 11:45 PM

Can they afford $60,000 a year for boarding at New York Military Academy?

by Anonymousreply 158June 7, 2024 11:47 PM

I’m so tired of trashy people.

by Anonymousreply 159June 7, 2024 11:51 PM

Look at this fucking fool. If you don't know what "lean" is, it's a popular drink that rappers chug. A mixture of cough medicine and soda.

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by Anonymousreply 160June 8, 2024 1:26 AM

This is who he is. Standing on a $200,000 car parked outside a 5 star hotel, smoking weed. Cyndi gave him everything and it all means nothing to him. Her money is going to be gone real fast when he gets his hands on it. Without a doubt.

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by Anonymousreply 161June 8, 2024 1:33 AM

He’s the type of loudmouth who will try to be all hard and the story ends in a burnt out crack house

by Anonymousreply 162June 8, 2024 1:36 AM

Let's just hope he doesn't reproduce.

by Anonymousreply 163June 8, 2024 1:38 AM

[bold] What an absolute waste of life opportunities.[/bold]

He could have gone to any college.

He could have gone to film school.

He could have gone into philanthropy and focused on the plight of those in need.

Instead he talks black, smokes obscene amounts of weed, and gets arrested.

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by Anonymousreply 164June 8, 2024 1:54 AM

He doesn’t even seem like he’s having fun. He should do an internship with the Hoff twins.

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by Anonymousreply 165June 8, 2024 2:00 AM

I'd love for Whoopi to interview him in her white 'valley girl' voice, and he can answer her in his 'black rapper' voice. Should be a fun interview.

by Anonymousreply 166June 8, 2024 2:02 AM

Declan is going to have a bad day in court when his social media is submitted into evidence. Calling women bitches and slapping women on their asses isn't going to win over fans in a jury.

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by Anonymousreply 167June 8, 2024 2:28 AM

Cyndi Lauper is one of the most annoying person in the world. No wonder her son is such a fuckhead.

by Anonymousreply 168June 8, 2024 3:02 AM

r168 I think I agree with what you're trying to say - but, just curious, what is your native language?

by Anonymousreply 169June 8, 2024 3:05 AM

I don’t think people over 40 should be having children. They tend to be too permissive as parents with their miracle babies, and what you see here is usually the result.

by Anonymousreply 170June 8, 2024 1:38 PM

R170 I don't think age matters, I think there are certain people - men and women - who just shouldn't have kids. They are not prepared to be parents and develop parenting skills (especially when they have very successful careers which pulls them away from their young families).

by Anonymousreply 171June 8, 2024 2:00 PM

He fell into the bullshit culture of rappers being thugs.

by Anonymousreply 172June 8, 2024 4:07 PM

Actually, it used to be well known that a woman having kids over 40 was a dangerous proposition for the mother and the child. Not to mention that eggs and sperm are more likely to break down or have genetic flaws as people age, that’s just the way we are made. We were meant to reproduce in our 20s and 30s, period.

But now everyone thinks they should be able to have it all at any age and they recognize no impediments. And there still isn’t much publicity given to the fact that some preliminary studies have suggested that aging sperm from men in their 40s, 50s and beyond may be a cause of autism and other genetic problems.

Easy for me to say, I know, I never wanted kids. And I think gay oldsters like Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper are nuts to father children at their age even though they can afford all the help and childcare they need — who wants to chase toddlers around the house at 55?

by Anonymousreply 173June 8, 2024 5:49 PM

I wish there was some way - a truth serum or something - to force idiots like this to speak in their real voices. You know he does not naturally speak like that weird thug tone.

by Anonymousreply 174June 8, 2024 6:10 PM

Plenty of people have kids at 40+ and everything is fine and the kids grow up to be great.

This blanket judgment is gross.

by Anonymousreply 175June 8, 2024 6:21 PM

r175 "gross" is an odd word choice

by Anonymousreply 176June 8, 2024 6:22 PM

I wonder if he spent time with Diddy ? I wonder if Diddy dicked him ?

by Anonymousreply 177June 8, 2024 6:24 PM

R176 get a life.

by Anonymousreply 178June 8, 2024 6:25 PM

r178 Go away, frau

by Anonymousreply 179June 8, 2024 6:28 PM

Her son looks very much like his father when the father was younger.

by Anonymousreply 180June 8, 2024 6:30 PM

My grandmother had her first child at age nineteen. She had her seventh and last child at age forty-four. Three had died between that, one at childbirth and two in infancy. That is a twenty-five year difference between the oldest and youngest child. The youngest is a retired teacher in her eighties. Absolutely nothing compromised about her.

by Anonymousreply 181June 8, 2024 9:07 PM

R174 There's a video of Chet Haze, Tom Hanks' ridiculous son, finally speaking in his actual voice. I think he was arguing with his black gf and called the cops and when they came he did a complete 180 from Slim Shady to Stan. I imagine if there's a video of Dex being hassled by the cops, he hopefully does the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 182June 8, 2024 10:43 PM

R181 Thanks for sharing that detailed, pointless ramble.

by Anonymousreply 183June 8, 2024 10:47 PM

Why are people acting like certain rich white kids didn’t always make their besties black ppl. From kindergarten to high school. That’s how that cunt really speaks.

by Anonymousreply 184June 9, 2024 12:35 AM

Trini to the bone

by Anonymousreply 185June 9, 2024 12:48 AM

r184 "Why are people acting like certain rich white kids didn’t always make their besties black ppl."

Did anyone here say otherwise?

by Anonymousreply 186June 9, 2024 12:53 AM

Kate Beckinsale needs to clean him up.

by Anonymousreply 187June 9, 2024 12:56 AM

Get ready for a big shock....Are you sitting down?......[bold]DEX goes SAGGY pants while strolling thru an expensive hotel!![/bold].....No rap caricature is too much for him.

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by Anonymousreply 188June 9, 2024 2:05 AM

Mommas little angel.

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by Anonymousreply 189June 9, 2024 2:12 AM

[quote] Why are people acting like certain rich white kids didn’t always make their besties black ppl. From kindergarten to high school. That’s how that cunt really speaks.—The-Tea-Cake-Diet

Why are you acting black when everyone knows you're not?

by Anonymousreply 190June 9, 2024 3:46 AM

How humiliating for Cyndi.

by Anonymousreply 191June 9, 2024 4:48 AM

R190 Still lying about me eh?

by Anonymousreply 192June 9, 2024 2:30 PM

[Quote] I’m so tired of trashy people.

I’m not, LOVE THEM

by Anonymousreply 193June 9, 2024 3:05 PM

I'm honestly shocked that Cyndi continues to support this clown and seemingly has no shame about it. I would be so humiliated. Does she really not see what a fucking buffoon he is? I'm thinking she doesn't, because if she did, she'd put her fucking foot down. And for anyone who says, "what would you have her do? He's a grown up." Exactly, he's a fucking grown up, cut him off. There's no way this motherfucker is supporting himself with his various "music" and "production" gigs. It's a goddamn shame, some black kid somewhere is busting his ass trying to get into college and out of the ghetto, and this asshole probably just in those pictures alone has wasted money that could fund several college educations. My sister and I had a trust fund with some pretty explicit terms, we would only get money while in college and had certain GPA, and I'm not talking Lauper money either, for a much smaller amount we had to do these things. There's no fucking reason he couldn't do the same. I'm willing to bet money that he's also got a slew of "disabilities" that Cyndi used to excuse him from things like higher education and doing the right thing. Oppositional defiance disorder, ADHD, etc. The bullshit ODD could even help his case. It's just really fucking disappointing that she would have a culture vulture kid and have no problem with it.

by Anonymousreply 194June 9, 2024 4:02 PM

R194 I don’t believe in culture vultures. May I asked what your parents did for a living?

by Anonymousreply 195June 9, 2024 4:08 PM

Cyndi's releasing a new single this week called "Dex Just Wantsa Have Fun". That should clear up any misconceptions about her son.

by Anonymousreply 196June 9, 2024 4:41 PM

What did your white parents do in Pittsburgh, r195?

by Anonymousreply 197June 9, 2024 4:42 PM

R197 what in the ghetto hell? My parents are black and from Brooklyn.

by Anonymousreply 198June 9, 2024 4:45 PM

R195 They were English professors and mechanical engineer. I'm not sure what you mean by not believing in them. They just are, I don't think it's up for argument. I grew up in San Diego, I was a huge punk rock, metal, and rap fan. I had "Straight outta Compton" right when it came out. I love Ice Cube and Eazy E, but I don't talk like them, because that would be ridiculous. My friends all know I love Eazy, Cube and Chuck D, but they don't make fun of me for it, despite my age, because I don't fucking make it my entire personality. I also love Morrissey, yet refrain from whining around cemeteries and never getting laid. It's incredibly disingenous for some rich white kid to talk and act like that, and you know it is.

by Anonymousreply 199June 9, 2024 4:53 PM

R199 But if they grew up in New York City. Listen I am of the generation where culture became universal and Declan is younger than me. I grew up around rich white kids. These ultra rich of New York, LA and to a lesser extent San Fran and DC who were born in the 90s grew up in diversity culture where yes white was always the majority but the popular culture was always urban, they alway made black friends and wanted to be around the cool rich black kids. Obviously he is a rapper so he is playing it up. But that’s his real personality as well as numerous other millenials and Gen Z. It’s a generational divide you guys don’t get it. You guys actually had wiggers because your parents wouldn’t let black people have a seat at the table so there were none around.

by Anonymousreply 200June 9, 2024 4:58 PM

Crime after Crime

by Anonymousreply 201June 9, 2024 5:01 PM

R201 😆

by Anonymousreply 202June 9, 2024 5:03 PM

[quote] what in the ghetto hell? My parents are black and from Brooklyn.—The-Tea-Cake-Diet

Oh look, more lies. We all know why this fascinates you so much. You're an even bigger wigger than Declyn.

by Anonymousreply 203June 9, 2024 5:14 PM

I don't think so R200, and I think you're being deliberately obtuse. They act like this, then and now, because they're trying to appear tough, and like they are badass. The rich kids like Chet Haze and this creep, are mildly ashamed about how privileged they are, and they know people don't take them seriously so they do shit like this, and make people take them even less seriously. And I went to school with lots of black kids, both bussed in and from my neighborhood, so they were allowed "a seat at the table", I hung out with quite a few. But I didn't change the way I talked to do it, and they didn't either. There's no fucking excuse for this kid, none. He's an asshole, period. He offers nothing of value, he's a vapid phony.

by Anonymousreply 204June 9, 2024 5:16 PM

I always knew Cyndi was inferior to Madonna. Rocko may be ugly but he’s not Declan ugly and he’d never carry on like that

by Anonymousreply 205June 9, 2024 6:03 PM

R203 Don’t disrespect me please. I am living as a black man in America having to deal with microaggressions and the occasional racial profiling while shopping. Don’t disrespect me. I am light brown but I am black.

by Anonymousreply 206June 9, 2024 6:06 PM

He looks like Jeremy Strong

by Anonymousreply 207June 9, 2024 6:07 PM

Maybe it’s different because I grew up among the upper echelon though I wasn’t myself.

by Anonymousreply 208June 9, 2024 6:07 PM

Teacunt, no one cares about you except your dealer. And as soon as you run out of money, he won't care, either.

by Anonymousreply 209June 9, 2024 6:25 PM

R209 Hi boo.

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by Anonymousreply 210June 9, 2024 6:29 PM

What has tea cake ever done to inspire so much hate?

by Anonymousreply 211June 9, 2024 6:40 PM

[Quote] [R197] what in the ghetto hell? My parents are black and from Brooklyn


R211: Defacto

by Anonymousreply 212June 9, 2024 6:40 PM

R211 Nothing. There is this weirdo or a small group of weirdos that think I’m defacto despite the fact that we share nothing alike. We don’t font alike, political views 360 different. I guess maybe the female diva thing which I only learned from said group of weirdos though i only like those divas wtih talent and not wack hoes like Britney or Jlo(as far as singing).

by Anonymousreply 213June 9, 2024 6:45 PM

What’s really said that said weirdo(s) are such narcissists they make any thread that I comment on about me. It’s unfair to the OP and creators of threads.

by Anonymousreply 214June 9, 2024 6:46 PM

Teacunt, you've been redlined and thrown off here multiple times. Admit you're the problem.

by Anonymousreply 215June 9, 2024 6:47 PM

R215 seek help dude. Please.

by Anonymousreply 216June 9, 2024 6:49 PM

My comment should read what’s really sad*

by Anonymousreply 217June 9, 2024 6:49 PM

One of my black friends in high school grew up in my neighborhood, his dad was educated and had money. My friend talked like all of us, pretty much dressed like us, listened to Depeche Mode and Black Flag and Pet Shop Boys, and also NWA and DJ Quik, had white girlfriends, and eventually married a white chick and became a financial planner. With that in mind, Declan is even more of a fucking poser, because you generally assimilate where you live, the claim that he would be like a fucking black rapper or something is ridiculous. He was probably a little mama's boy, as shown in those clips, and Cyndi did him no fucking favors showing everyone that. I'm sure her little man was very content to hang out and be her best friend for years, until he realized that he looked like a coddled little dork, so of course he rebelled and did the exact opposite, which is this. I have no doubt that any "hood" people he hangs out with, laugh at him when he's not around.

by Anonymousreply 218June 9, 2024 7:10 PM

Obviously he is a fkin cunt. I just think it’s a bit more complicated than you boomers and Gen X fathom. You make good points r218 I’m just allowing people to see another point of view. Hood 25 yr old black guys were once adorable little 11 yr old mama boys with pics and vhs tapes to prove it lol. What I’m saying is that. It’s really hard to explain. But I’ve tried lol.

by Anonymousreply 219June 9, 2024 7:26 PM

He could have gone the other way, and I'd still clown him. He could talk with a British accent or a Hilaria Baldwin Spanish accent, and he'd be just as offensive. It's not what he's posing as so much as it's the fact he's a poser. Gen X (my people) are very anti poser, we always called it out and I guess we still do. Younger people must not care because they're posers too. They pretend to have Tourette's or pretend to be non binary, anything but a boring white kid. Instead of doing the work of cultivating hobbies or a personality, they just claim to be something else.

by Anonymousreply 220June 9, 2024 7:35 PM

And sure, hood black guys WERE once cute little mama's boys. But they grew up, and they grew up in the hood, so they changed. That's expected. It's not expected for rich little white kids to grow up into hood black guys.

by Anonymousreply 221June 9, 2024 7:37 PM

Teacake be fontin' a lot today

by Anonymousreply 222June 9, 2024 8:02 PM

I’m Gen X and I’m 100% Team Tea Cake.

I’ll never understand all of the hatred and racism within our community — especially amongst those my age and older who likely were often on the receiving end of similar hatred and bigotry.

by Anonymousreply 223June 9, 2024 8:05 PM


by Anonymousreply 224June 9, 2024 8:18 PM

[quote] I’m Gen X and I’m 100% Team Tea Cake.

No, you're Teacake not signing his post.

by Anonymousreply 225June 9, 2024 8:21 PM

r223 No one is condoning racism, only calling out stupidity and hypocrisy.

by Anonymousreply 226June 9, 2024 8:24 PM

Ff so you can see that’s not me. If I one thing I am is a predictable cunt. I never operate multiple logins at once.

by Anonymousreply 227June 9, 2024 8:28 PM

If I one thing I am is

by Anonymousreply 228June 9, 2024 8:29 PM

If I's one thing I am is, mafuckin fontin'! Rapateta, Rapateta!

by Anonymousreply 229June 9, 2024 8:31 PM

r76 hahahaaa she was lucky she got 2 words, her popularity was short lived but Ken Keegan got his people in there

by Anonymousreply 230June 9, 2024 8:36 PM

R229 Why slight Wesley Snipes?

by Anonymousreply 231June 9, 2024 8:37 PM

Sigh, I really like Cyndi Lauper, a friend of the gays long before it was fashionable. She seems like a nice person behind the scenes.

by Anonymousreply 232June 9, 2024 8:46 PM

R232 I like her too. She was one of my moms favorite artists. There is something so incredibly real about her. It’s hard to explain.

by Anonymousreply 233June 9, 2024 8:49 PM

Rappers and wanabe rappers always get seem to be the center of trouble. Odd since their business is singing not ring side fighting.

by Anonymousreply 234June 9, 2024 8:58 PM

Defacto thinks we’ve never heard of cosplay.

[Quote] We don’t font alike, political views 360 different.

We are not as stupid as the people you hang out with in Pittsburgh, Matt.

by Anonymousreply 235June 10, 2024 12:36 AM

[Quote] She was one of my moms favorite artists.

You mean, “my MAFUCKIN mom”

by Anonymousreply 236June 10, 2024 12:37 AM

[bold] More Dex!! More Wigga!!/bold]

[bold]Where did you grow up?--------->>[/bold]"I was living alone in Harlem at 15"

[bold]Were you in school?---------->[/bold] "Naw, I got my GED in tenth grade. I got thrown outta like eight or nine schools before I was prolly 15"

[bold]Say something stupid without trying---->> [/bold]"The rap game is so mixy you can't really even fuck with everybody you wanna fuck with. You get what I'm sayin? Cause I might be cool with dis person, you know what I mean, and I might be cool with dis person, but they don't fuck with each other."

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by Anonymousreply 237June 10, 2024 3:36 AM

R237 = TENTH grade? That explains it.

by Anonymousreply 238June 10, 2024 3:38 AM

r237 Jesus what in the hell

by Anonymousreply 239June 10, 2024 3:43 AM

Omg, E237, what a find! Living alone in Harlem... in a place his mom paid for, no doubt, andn she probably had her handlers check on him all the time, if that's even true. And of course he was thrown out of many schools, for his oppositional defiance disorder, no doubt. What he doesn't say is that they were private schools, I just know it. God, he is so fucking cringe.

by Anonymousreply 240June 10, 2024 4:15 AM

Yes, r169, it is, I’m sorry my autocorrect irked you so.

Just curious, is Anal Retentive Twat your first language?

by Anonymousreply 241June 10, 2024 4:56 AM

Ha R241! Zing! I was wondering what he was implying, perhaps that you're a troll? It's always so funny and clever when people shout "Boris!" and shit. Not played out at all.

by Anonymousreply 242June 10, 2024 5:01 AM

True colors

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by Anonymousreply 243June 10, 2024 6:16 AM

I'm surprised Dex hasn't released a song called "Crime after Crime".....Wait for it....

by Anonymousreply 244June 10, 2024 7:08 AM

Sometimes no matter what you do the spawn are bad seed.

Sounds like he at least understands his mother tried to do whatever she could to raise him. Most of those types usually blame their parents.

by Anonymousreply 245June 10, 2024 9:08 AM

r244 see r201

by Anonymousreply 246June 10, 2024 11:47 AM

Naw I'm sayin?

by Anonymousreply 247June 10, 2024 6:03 PM

Dex has a "life coach".....LoL

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by Anonymousreply 248June 10, 2024 9:29 PM

Why the fuck does he look green at r248?

by Anonymousreply 249June 10, 2024 9:51 PM

r249 Not hard to figure out - lighting

by Anonymousreply 250June 10, 2024 10:36 PM

Was it really necessary for her to reproduce??

by Anonymousreply 251June 10, 2024 10:42 PM

Money changes everything.

by Anonymousreply 252June 10, 2024 10:47 PM

Why the fuck did his dad bail him out? That's part of the problem right there. Allow this dipshit to live in his mistakes for awhile. I knew he was a spoiled shit head. If he really did live alone in Harlem, he did so with a trust fund and his idiot parents at the ready to help him anytime.

by Anonymousreply 253June 10, 2024 11:26 PM

[bold]ANOTHER CASE[/bold]----->>Princess Dex (allegedly) tells male nurse he is going to shoot him in the head!!----Link....From March 2024.

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by Anonymousreply 254June 11, 2024 12:19 AM

Yeah of course, he's never had any consequences for doing anything, so why wouldn't he continue to do it? I can say that I now hate Cyndi.

by Anonymousreply 255June 11, 2024 12:30 AM

40 second video.[bold] Wigga Dex.------>>"Yo, fact is Every Ho chasin' a bag!!" [/bold] Shout out to Harlem, and fat azzes!!

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by Anonymousreply 256June 11, 2024 12:31 AM

r256 Horrifying

by Anonymousreply 257June 11, 2024 12:31 AM

r255 "I can say that I now hate Cyndi. "

You HATE her? Because her son is an asshole? Interesting.

I think she's not a good parent - clearly - but I don't hate her.

by Anonymousreply 258June 11, 2024 12:32 AM

Spelling stuff with a K instead of a C is super rappy and not at all ridiculous. I don't know who any of those rappers are.

R258 Yes, I hate her shitty parenting and bailing out her kid, but maybe it's the dad who does all the bailing.

by Anonymousreply 259June 11, 2024 12:34 AM

Declan getting his hair done black---and not the color.

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by Anonymousreply 260June 11, 2024 1:28 AM

Dec is so damn cool !

by Anonymousreply 261June 11, 2024 1:31 AM

I think it's time he appeared on THE VIEW and Sunny had a talk with him about 'cultural appropriation'. Whoopi can chime in, as well (though not in her Valley Girl voice).

by Anonymousreply 262June 11, 2024 1:33 AM

[quote] Declyn Lauper, 26, is being sued for $2 million by a registered nurse

Oh please. I was a nurse for 30 years. If I had $5 for every time I was insulted and threatened I’d be a billionaire. It’s part of the job in NYC, coming from the dregs of society as well as the spoiled Upper East Siders. I can’t imagine suing someone for $2M for being a big baby. I’d scoff in his face.

by Anonymousreply 263June 11, 2024 2:13 AM

How old is he in the Bieber hair pics? Like 13? so this total fucking momma's boy is suddenly living alone in Harlem two years later? Sure.

by Anonymousreply 264June 11, 2024 3:47 AM

Here's Chet Hanks after his gf stabbed him, supposedly, he becomes white when talking. Don't fucking hang out with hood rats, asshole.

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by Anonymousreply 265June 11, 2024 4:02 AM

Another BeiberDelclyn appearance (beginning of the episode). Spoiler Alert = He chews food with his mouth open. Real classy.

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by Anonymousreply 266June 11, 2024 4:08 AM

DL Villain, Fugly Perez, goes in on Dex.......$7000 a MONTH apartment!!

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by Anonymousreply 267June 11, 2024 4:25 AM

I knew it, yep, Cyndi needs to cut this clown off now. Is that the Harlem apartment? God, what a poser and loser.

by Anonymousreply 268June 11, 2024 4:45 AM

R263 This nurse disagrees with you. She is very bothered by Dex.

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by Anonymousreply 269June 11, 2024 5:11 AM

Home IV therapy? What is that? He's not suffering with cancer or anything. What does Dex get infused with? Yet another rich kid thing, no doubt.

by Anonymousreply 270June 11, 2024 5:20 AM

Guess whose landlord and neighbors have had enough of the endless weed smoke and parties?

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by Anonymousreply 271June 11, 2024 5:31 AM

Watch him suddenly flip to become an arch-conservative, Trump-loving MAGA supporter critical of Cyndi for being a non-traditional mom more interested in her career than in raising him.

The clock is ticking on that . . . 10, 9, 8 —

by Anonymousreply 272June 11, 2024 12:38 PM

IV therapy is a big thing now for idiots who believe they need “more energy and nutrients.” . People get IV for vitamin and mineral infusions. All they need to do is take a pill but they feel more vitamin-validated if they pay someone to start an IV for them and do an infusion. “I get regular infusions” is a thing. Oh, and “I get hydrated from them, which is better than taking a pill.” Of course they could drink a liter of water with vitamins in it but….it makes money for the owners of IV centers and hospitals.

by Anonymousreply 273June 11, 2024 4:22 PM

He sounds severely mentally ill. Back in the day his family would’ve packed him off to a military academy. That’s what the rich did with their sons to keep them out of jail/mental ward.

by Anonymousreply 274June 11, 2024 4:25 PM

Thank you, R273, so it's a thing for people with too much money, which I don't think the average person in Harlem has.

by Anonymousreply 275June 11, 2024 4:25 PM

[bold] Screenshots[/bold]. Fancy WiggaDex getting IV treatment in a fancy limo!!. Can you imagine the cost of cleaning his every fucking car rental that's covered in weed smoke when it makes it back to the lot?

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by Anonymousreply 276June 12, 2024 12:23 AM

he's mentally ill like too many people walking around Manhattan. The difference is; he's not homeless

by Anonymousreply 277June 12, 2024 5:33 AM


I think you mean 180 degrees?

by Anonymousreply 278June 12, 2024 6:39 AM

r278 It doesn't even know the difference between "font" and "write" yet claims it's just slang.

Teafake - read below.

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by Anonymousreply 279June 12, 2024 10:49 AM

Decline Lauper

by Anonymousreply 280June 12, 2024 11:12 AM

He is not mentally ill. He is just young and dumb. Stop hating on him and let him grow and learn from his mistakes.

by Anonymousreply 281June 12, 2024 2:19 PM

He's fucking 30, he's grown up, and if he's really been on his own in Harlem, no less, since he was 15, he's grown. He won't change, he's a spoiled, entitled asshole, Cyndi R281.

by Anonymousreply 282June 12, 2024 2:52 PM

So Extra. And Dumb.

by Anonymousreply 283June 12, 2024 3:00 PM

Cyndi created the True Colors Foundation for homeless LGBT youth. I would think long and hard before giving to that foundation now, fearing my donation may go towards funding Decline.

by Anonymousreply 284June 12, 2024 5:07 PM

For some reason, Bam Margera has come up with me and this fucking kid reminds me of him. Like Bam, he's never had any consequences for his actions and his parent protect him from the world. Unlike Bam, he hasn't done fuck all to earn his money. He needs an intervention, and this could be it. His idiot dad should have left him in jail, and both his parents should cut him off. Of course they won't, but they could at least put him on a budget. He won't kill himself, but I bet the next headline he makes is that he shot some dude and killed him, and then he can do 25 years or something, and he won't be sippin' lean and getting fucking iv infusions when he's in prison.

by Anonymousreply 285June 12, 2024 5:48 PM

Maybe if she'd spent more time raising this little freak, and a little less time being the Cryptkeeper of the Sydney Gay Mardi Gras, he might've avoided dreadlocks and prison.

It's just like that awful Ed Wood movie about teenaged girls who commit a crime spree right under the noses of their socialite parents.

by Anonymousreply 286June 12, 2024 6:14 PM

[quote]He is just young and dumb.

30 is NOT young. He's ten years from middle-age.

by Anonymousreply 287June 12, 2024 8:25 PM

R284 = Good point. I wonder what DEX thinks about the gays?

by Anonymousreply 288June 12, 2024 8:42 PM

"For some reason, Bam Margera has come up with me"

R285 Ok

by Anonymousreply 289June 12, 2024 10:31 PM

[quote] 30 is NOT young. He's ten years from middle-age.

He's actually 6 years from middle age.

by Anonymousreply 290June 12, 2024 10:40 PM

R281 He's about as normal as Amanda Bynes or Britney Spears.

by Anonymousreply 291June 13, 2024 4:33 AM
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