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Tom Cruise wants to hook up with Angelina Jolie.

Do you think Xenu would approve?

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by Anonymousreply 61June 14, 2024 8:44 AM

Angelina Jolie is a lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 1June 3, 2024 3:10 AM

He just looks weirder and weirder as he ages. That ratty wig is just awful.

by Anonymousreply 2June 3, 2024 3:20 AM

he's too short.

by Anonymousreply 3June 3, 2024 3:30 AM

It has been awhile since Angelina ruined a Hollywood actor. Course, she's been plenty busy ruining her brats.

by Anonymousreply 4June 3, 2024 3:34 AM

What happened to his face ? He looks like Dustin Hoffman in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 5June 3, 2024 3:35 AM

I actually don't believe this.

by Anonymousreply 6June 3, 2024 3:35 AM

C'mon - who of us doesn't want to see what would happen.

by Anonymousreply 7June 3, 2024 3:37 AM

Tom would be perfect. He could ignore her kids as badly as he ignores his own

by Anonymousreply 8June 3, 2024 3:40 AM

Tom hiring Angelina for his movie would be a terrific f*ck you to the Hollywood establishment & to Brad Pitt.

by Anonymousreply 9June 3, 2024 3:43 AM

Isn’t she still married to Brad? The divorce that will never be finalized.

by Anonymousreply 10June 3, 2024 4:19 AM

Too old and too short.

by Anonymousreply 11June 3, 2024 4:20 AM

Crazy always finds crazy.

by Anonymousreply 12June 3, 2024 4:28 AM

If Angelina is still fertile, then something very interesting could come out from that pairing.

by Anonymousreply 13June 3, 2024 4:33 AM

She had a radical hysterectomy, r13.

by Anonymousreply 14June 3, 2024 4:47 AM

He wants to hang her up on a hook while he has his way with Brad Pitt. A sexy skinterview with a vampire.

by Anonymousreply 15June 3, 2024 6:38 AM

@r13, Angie had all her girl junk removed years ago because she's a high cancer risk. Her baby factory has long shutdown

by Anonymousreply 16June 3, 2024 7:58 AM

Even my E-meters won't fix her level of crazy

by Anonymousreply 17June 3, 2024 12:20 PM

@r1, "Angelina Jolie is a lesbian? "

Cool, call me, babe 😉

by Anonymousreply 18June 3, 2024 12:35 PM

Tom needs to get someone who is a member of his cult.

by Anonymousreply 19June 4, 2024 2:07 AM

Not since his face morphed into Roseanne’s, if Angie has anything to say about it..!

by Anonymousreply 20June 4, 2024 2:14 AM

LOUIS: I am the Keymaster!

DANA: I am the Gatekeeper.

by Anonymousreply 21June 4, 2024 2:15 AM

She lopped off her tits and yanked out her ovaries, so technically she’s almost a man.

by Anonymousreply 22June 4, 2024 2:15 AM

Has she tranz’d all her kids yet?

by Anonymousreply 23June 4, 2024 2:16 AM

Go for it, Tom.

You won't get far.

by Anonymousreply 24June 5, 2024 12:35 AM

But she likes to drink blood and Tammy famously has none.

by Anonymousreply 25June 5, 2024 12:50 AM

He looks like Ina Garten in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 26June 5, 2024 12:53 AM

He looks frightening in OP’s pic.

by Anonymousreply 27June 5, 2024 1:02 AM

who talks these people into getting these horrible fillers? He looks like the Joker. He was handsome as an older man, and now he looks like a freak.

by Anonymousreply 28June 5, 2024 1:25 AM

Angie, im not your biggest fan but, run girl run!

by Anonymousreply 29June 5, 2024 1:28 AM

Angie seems like the perfect choice to sign a pre-nup NDA.

by Anonymousreply 30June 5, 2024 2:02 AM

Wait does Angelina have a penis?

by Anonymousreply 31June 5, 2024 2:20 AM

I actually would like to see this cage match. They are crazies from opposite ends of the spectrum. Fascinating!

by Anonymousreply 32June 5, 2024 2:32 AM

I don’t believe this at all.

People can make fun of Tom Cruise and he’s kooky but he’s very much loved in Hollywood because he’s incredibly smart.

Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise is bigger than Tom Cruise and Angelina Jolie, especially in 2024.

by Anonymousreply 33June 5, 2024 2:51 AM

^^^ Tom’s PR flak, put the bottle down and do better tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 34June 5, 2024 3:09 AM

Incredibly smart?? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

by Anonymousreply 35June 5, 2024 3:12 AM

(R33) A kiss ass Scientologist. Go wait for your spaceship.

by Anonymousreply 36June 5, 2024 10:36 PM
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by Anonymousreply 37June 9, 2024 10:02 PM


Trigger warning, please!

by Anonymousreply 38June 9, 2024 10:05 PM

She could have frozen some eggs before the hysterectomy.

by Anonymousreply 39June 9, 2024 10:12 PM

I know a hot Latina who will be back on the market soon.

by Anonymousreply 40June 9, 2024 10:14 PM

J-Lo will soon be available Tom

by Anonymousreply 41June 9, 2024 10:14 PM

I just want him to send me a coconut cake

by Anonymousreply 42June 9, 2024 10:15 PM

Can he still bear children at his age?

by Anonymousreply 43June 9, 2024 10:20 PM

R43. If not, I'm happy to step in. Again.

by Anonymousreply 44June 9, 2024 10:31 PM

How often do we think Tom has his ass waxed?


by Anonymousreply 45June 9, 2024 11:00 PM

I also don’t believe it. But if true, she would eat him alive.

by Anonymousreply 46June 9, 2024 11:01 PM

He looks like one of those weird dried apple dolls

by Anonymousreply 47June 10, 2024 3:37 AM

I don't even think Angelina Jolie is that mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 48June 10, 2024 4:12 AM

Filler me Timbers!

by Anonymousreply 49June 10, 2024 4:55 AM

Isn’t Angie dating a Rothschild? Tommy better get richer pronto if he wants a shot with her. Those Rothschilds think millionaires are paupers.

by Anonymousreply 50June 10, 2024 5:00 AM

It's time for Cruise to retire, he must be richer than God by now.

by Anonymousreply 51June 10, 2024 5:36 AM

God, he looks like an old lady.

by Anonymousreply 52June 10, 2024 6:01 AM

That would be a disaster. Which one would survive I wonder.

by Anonymousreply 53June 10, 2024 6:01 AM

R35: he does know the history of psychiatry

by Anonymousreply 54June 10, 2024 6:11 AM

A very Xenu look.

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by Anonymousreply 55June 13, 2024 12:27 PM

The guy seems to be Teflon even after dropping his daughter Siri and all the crazy $cieno stuff, so I think he could take on Jolie

by Anonymousreply 56June 13, 2024 7:43 PM

He’s gay

by Anonymousreply 57June 13, 2024 7:44 PM

You guys are so entertaining,thanks.

by Anonymousreply 58June 13, 2024 7:56 PM

I hope this happens..it will be a disaster of monumental proportions and fun to watch. And Jolie will spill all the beans of this weirdo when it ends.

by Anonymousreply 59June 13, 2024 7:58 PM

I still think he's hot. But even with all his $cieno BS, I wouldn't wish her on him.

Has Markle stolen Jolie's status as most talked about/hated celebrity?

by Anonymousreply 60June 14, 2024 8:14 AM

[quote]People can make fun of Tom Cruise and he’s kooky but he’s very much loved in Hollywood because he’s incredibly smart.

He can't be THAT smart because he hook, line and sinker believes in immortal Xenu aliens living in volcanos and then trapped in human bodies.

He's a fucking psycho and he's scary looking.

by Anonymousreply 61June 14, 2024 8:44 AM
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