Tom Cruise wants to hook up with Angelina Jolie.

Angelina Jolie is a lesbian?

He just looks weirder and weirder as he ages. That ratty wig is just awful.

he's too short.

It has been awhile since Angelina ruined a Hollywood actor. Course, she's been plenty busy ruining her brats.

What happened to his face ? He looks like Dustin Hoffman in that photo.

I actually don't believe this.

C'mon - who of us doesn't want to see what would happen.

Tom would be perfect. He could ignore her kids as badly as he ignores his own

Tom hiring Angelina for his movie would be a terrific f*ck you to the Hollywood establishment & to Brad Pitt.

Isn’t she still married to Brad? The divorce that will never be finalized.

Too old and too short.

Crazy always finds crazy.

If Angelina is still fertile, then something very interesting could come out from that pairing.

She had a radical hysterectomy, r13.

He wants to hang her up on a hook while he has his way with Brad Pitt. A sexy skinterview with a vampire.

@r13, Angie had all her girl junk removed years ago because she's a high cancer risk. Her baby factory has long shutdown

Even my E-meters won't fix her level of crazy

@r1, "Angelina Jolie is a lesbian? "

Cool, call me, babe 😉

Tom needs to get someone who is a member of his cult.

Not since his face morphed into Roseanne’s, if Angie has anything to say about it..!

LOUIS: I am the Keymaster!

DANA: I am the Gatekeeper.

She lopped off her tits and yanked out her ovaries, so technically she’s almost a man.

Has she tranz’d all her kids yet?

Go for it, Tom.

You won't get far.

But she likes to drink blood and Tammy famously has none.

He looks like Ina Garten in that photo.

He looks frightening in OP’s pic.

who talks these people into getting these horrible fillers? He looks like the Joker. He was handsome as an older man, and now he looks like a freak.

Angie, im not your biggest fan but, run girl run!

Angie seems like the perfect choice to sign a pre-nup NDA.

Wait does Angelina have a penis?

I actually would like to see this cage match. They are crazies from opposite ends of the spectrum. Fascinating!

I don’t believe this at all.

People can make fun of Tom Cruise and he’s kooky but he’s very much loved in Hollywood because he’s incredibly smart.

Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise is bigger than Tom Cruise and Angelina Jolie, especially in 2024.

^^^ Tom’s PR flak, put the bottle down and do better tomorrow.

Incredibly smart?? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(R33) A kiss ass Scientologist. Go wait for your spaceship.

Jesus!

Trigger warning, please!

She could have frozen some eggs before the hysterectomy.

I know a hot Latina who will be back on the market soon.

J-Lo will soon be available Tom

I just want him to send me a coconut cake

Can he still bear children at his age?

R43. If not, I'm happy to step in. Again.

How often do we think Tom has his ass waxed?

Weekly?

I also don’t believe it. But if true, she would eat him alive.

He looks like one of those weird dried apple dolls

I don't even think Angelina Jolie is that mentally ill.

Filler me Timbers!

Isn’t Angie dating a Rothschild? Tommy better get richer pronto if he wants a shot with her. Those Rothschilds think millionaires are paupers.

It's time for Cruise to retire, he must be richer than God by now.

God, he looks like an old lady.

That would be a disaster. Which one would survive I wonder.

R35: he does know the history of psychiatry

A very Xenu look.

The guy seems to be Teflon even after dropping his daughter Siri and all the crazy $cieno stuff, so I think he could take on Jolie

He’s gay

You guys are so entertaining,thanks.

I hope this happens..it will be a disaster of monumental proportions and fun to watch. And Jolie will spill all the beans of this weirdo when it ends.

I still think he's hot. But even with all his $cieno BS, I wouldn't wish her on him.

Has Markle stolen Jolie's status as most talked about/hated celebrity?

[quote]People can make fun of Tom Cruise and he’s kooky but he’s very much loved in Hollywood because he’s incredibly smart.

He can't be THAT smart because he hook, line and sinker believes in immortal Xenu aliens living in volcanos and then trapped in human bodies.

He's a fucking psycho and he's scary looking.