Do you think Xenu would approve?
Tom Cruise wants to hook up with Angelina Jolie.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 14, 2024 8:44 AM |
Angelina Jolie is a lesbian?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 3, 2024 3:10 AM |
He just looks weirder and weirder as he ages. That ratty wig is just awful.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 3, 2024 3:20 AM |
he's too short.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 3, 2024 3:30 AM |
It has been awhile since Angelina ruined a Hollywood actor. Course, she's been plenty busy ruining her brats.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 3, 2024 3:34 AM |
What happened to his face ? He looks like Dustin Hoffman in that photo.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 3, 2024 3:35 AM |
I actually don't believe this.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 3, 2024 3:35 AM |
C'mon - who of us doesn't want to see what would happen.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 3, 2024 3:37 AM |
Tom would be perfect. He could ignore her kids as badly as he ignores his own
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 3, 2024 3:40 AM |
Tom hiring Angelina for his movie would be a terrific f*ck you to the Hollywood establishment & to Brad Pitt.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 3, 2024 3:43 AM |
Isn’t she still married to Brad? The divorce that will never be finalized.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 3, 2024 4:19 AM |
Too old and too short.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 3, 2024 4:20 AM |
Crazy always finds crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 3, 2024 4:28 AM |
If Angelina is still fertile, then something very interesting could come out from that pairing.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 3, 2024 4:33 AM |
She had a radical hysterectomy, r13.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 3, 2024 4:47 AM |
He wants to hang her up on a hook while he has his way with Brad Pitt. A sexy skinterview with a vampire.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 3, 2024 6:38 AM |
@r13, Angie had all her girl junk removed years ago because she's a high cancer risk. Her baby factory has long shutdown
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 3, 2024 7:58 AM |
Even my E-meters won't fix her level of crazy
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 3, 2024 12:20 PM |
@r1, "Angelina Jolie is a lesbian? "
Cool, call me, babe 😉
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 3, 2024 12:35 PM |
Tom needs to get someone who is a member of his cult.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 4, 2024 2:07 AM |
Not since his face morphed into Roseanne’s, if Angie has anything to say about it..!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 4, 2024 2:14 AM |
LOUIS: I am the Keymaster!
DANA: I am the Gatekeeper.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 4, 2024 2:15 AM |
She lopped off her tits and yanked out her ovaries, so technically she’s almost a man.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 4, 2024 2:15 AM |
Has she tranz’d all her kids yet?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 4, 2024 2:16 AM |
Go for it, Tom.
You won't get far.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 5, 2024 12:35 AM |
But she likes to drink blood and Tammy famously has none.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 5, 2024 12:50 AM |
He looks like Ina Garten in that photo.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 5, 2024 12:53 AM |
He looks frightening in OP’s pic.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 5, 2024 1:02 AM |
who talks these people into getting these horrible fillers? He looks like the Joker. He was handsome as an older man, and now he looks like a freak.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 5, 2024 1:25 AM |
Angie, im not your biggest fan but, run girl run!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 5, 2024 1:28 AM |
Angie seems like the perfect choice to sign a pre-nup NDA.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 5, 2024 2:02 AM |
Wait does Angelina have a penis?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 5, 2024 2:20 AM |
I actually would like to see this cage match. They are crazies from opposite ends of the spectrum. Fascinating!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 5, 2024 2:32 AM |
I don’t believe this at all.
People can make fun of Tom Cruise and he’s kooky but he’s very much loved in Hollywood because he’s incredibly smart.
Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise is bigger than Tom Cruise and Angelina Jolie, especially in 2024.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 5, 2024 2:51 AM |
^^^ Tom’s PR flak, put the bottle down and do better tomorrow.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 5, 2024 3:09 AM |
Incredibly smart?? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 5, 2024 3:12 AM |
(R33) A kiss ass Scientologist. Go wait for your spaceship.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 5, 2024 10:36 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 9, 2024 10:02 PM |
Jesus!
Trigger warning, please!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 9, 2024 10:05 PM |
She could have frozen some eggs before the hysterectomy.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 9, 2024 10:12 PM |
I know a hot Latina who will be back on the market soon.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 9, 2024 10:14 PM |
J-Lo will soon be available Tom
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 9, 2024 10:14 PM |
I just want him to send me a coconut cake
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 9, 2024 10:15 PM |
Can he still bear children at his age?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 9, 2024 10:20 PM |
R43. If not, I'm happy to step in. Again.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 9, 2024 10:31 PM |
How often do we think Tom has his ass waxed?
Weekly?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 9, 2024 11:00 PM |
I also don’t believe it. But if true, she would eat him alive.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 9, 2024 11:01 PM |
He looks like one of those weird dried apple dolls
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 10, 2024 3:37 AM |
I don't even think Angelina Jolie is that mentally ill.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 10, 2024 4:12 AM |
Filler me Timbers!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 10, 2024 4:55 AM |
Isn’t Angie dating a Rothschild? Tommy better get richer pronto if he wants a shot with her. Those Rothschilds think millionaires are paupers.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 10, 2024 5:00 AM |
It's time for Cruise to retire, he must be richer than God by now.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 10, 2024 5:36 AM |
God, he looks like an old lady.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 10, 2024 6:01 AM |
That would be a disaster. Which one would survive I wonder.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 10, 2024 6:01 AM |
R35: he does know the history of psychiatry
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 10, 2024 6:11 AM |
The guy seems to be Teflon even after dropping his daughter Siri and all the crazy $cieno stuff, so I think he could take on Jolie
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 13, 2024 7:43 PM |
He’s gay
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 13, 2024 7:44 PM |
You guys are so entertaining,thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 13, 2024 7:56 PM |
I hope this happens..it will be a disaster of monumental proportions and fun to watch. And Jolie will spill all the beans of this weirdo when it ends.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 13, 2024 7:58 PM |
I still think he's hot. But even with all his $cieno BS, I wouldn't wish her on him.
Has Markle stolen Jolie's status as most talked about/hated celebrity?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 14, 2024 8:14 AM |
[quote]People can make fun of Tom Cruise and he’s kooky but he’s very much loved in Hollywood because he’s incredibly smart.
He can't be THAT smart because he hook, line and sinker believes in immortal Xenu aliens living in volcanos and then trapped in human bodies.
He's a fucking psycho and he's scary looking.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 14, 2024 8:44 AM |