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What's The Best Advise You Can Give In 3 Words

Let me get this out of the way right at the top.....GO FUCK YOURSELF

by Anonymousreply 184June 10, 2024 11:17 PM

I'll top that.....Suck My Dick!

by Anonymousreply 1May 31, 2024 11:23 PM

Here's mine:

There's a difference between ADVISE and ADVICE.

One is a verb, the other is a noun.

by Anonymousreply 2May 31, 2024 11:25 PM

Come out, Lindsey!

by Anonymousreply 3May 31, 2024 11:26 PM

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by Anonymousreply 4May 31, 2024 11:28 PM

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by Anonymousreply 5May 31, 2024 11:32 PM

PICTURE GEORGY DEAD.

by Anonymousreply 6May 31, 2024 11:35 PM

Vote for Biden

by Anonymousreply 7May 31, 2024 11:36 PM

Vote for Brainworms

by Anonymousreply 8May 31, 2024 11:38 PM

r2 How embarrassing for you

by Anonymousreply 9May 31, 2024 11:41 PM

SAVE YOUR MONEY

by Anonymousreply 10May 31, 2024 11:41 PM

STOP BUYING SHIT!

by Anonymousreply 11May 31, 2024 11:43 PM

Dollar cost averaging

by Anonymousreply 12May 31, 2024 11:50 PM

It's spelled ADVICE.

by Anonymousreply 13May 31, 2024 11:52 PM

Lose some weight?

by Anonymousreply 14May 31, 2024 11:54 PM

My pussy stinks

by Anonymousreply 15May 31, 2024 11:56 PM

No wire hangers!

by Anonymousreply 16May 31, 2024 11:57 PM

Don’t get pregnant!

by Anonymousreply 17May 31, 2024 11:58 PM

Who needs 'em?

by Anonymousreply 18June 1, 2024 12:00 AM

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by Anonymousreply 19June 1, 2024 12:04 AM

Avoid blue food.

by Anonymousreply 20June 1, 2024 12:05 AM

R9: Grow a dick.

by Anonymousreply 21June 1, 2024 12:19 AM

Just say no!

by Anonymousreply 22June 1, 2024 12:23 AM

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by Anonymousreply 23June 1, 2024 12:34 AM

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by Anonymousreply 24June 1, 2024 2:28 AM

Never look back.

by Anonymousreply 25June 1, 2024 2:29 AM

Karen Editors Begone

by Anonymousreply 26June 1, 2024 2:38 AM

Let it be

by Anonymousreply 27June 1, 2024 2:41 AM

Mad About You

by Anonymousreply 28June 1, 2024 2:45 AM

Don't buy Tesla

by Anonymousreply 29June 1, 2024 3:00 AM

Be here now.

by Anonymousreply 30June 1, 2024 3:03 AM

He looks neg

by Anonymousreply 31June 1, 2024 3:05 AM

Don't Worry Be....

by Anonymousreply 32June 1, 2024 3:06 AM

Always pay cash.

by Anonymousreply 33June 1, 2024 3:07 AM

Eat shit. Die.

by Anonymousreply 34June 1, 2024 3:18 AM

Floss your gums

by Anonymousreply 35June 1, 2024 3:21 AM

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by Anonymousreply 36June 1, 2024 3:23 AM

Learn to spell

by Anonymousreply 37June 1, 2024 3:23 AM

Live to tell

by Anonymousreply 38June 1, 2024 4:16 AM

I'd advise you to learn how to spell and use the English language properly OP.

That's the best advice I can give.

by Anonymousreply 39June 1, 2024 4:47 AM

Wear a magnum

by Anonymousreply 40June 1, 2024 4:48 AM

See R26,R39

by Anonymousreply 41June 1, 2024 8:49 AM

Grab that dough!

by Anonymousreply 42June 1, 2024 10:21 AM

Plastics!... Plastics, plastics

I had to say it three times to use up all the words

by Anonymousreply 43June 1, 2024 10:51 AM

Never Have Sufficient

by Anonymousreply 44June 1, 2024 2:14 PM

Cherish your youth.

by Anonymousreply 45June 1, 2024 3:03 PM

Wear sun hat.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 46June 1, 2024 8:33 PM

Wash yo ass!

by Anonymousreply 47June 1, 2024 9:07 PM

Live, love, laugh

by Anonymousreply 48June 1, 2024 9:10 PM

Always wear sunscreen

by Anonymousreply 49June 1, 2024 9:12 PM

Wear a condom.

by Anonymousreply 50June 1, 2024 9:27 PM

DON"T COME BACK!

by Anonymousreply 51June 1, 2024 10:03 PM

Go West, Youngman

by Anonymousreply 52June 1, 2024 10:14 PM

Smell Yo Dick

by Anonymousreply 53June 1, 2024 10:18 PM

Light My Fag

by Anonymousreply 54June 1, 2024 10:19 PM

Always be closing!

by Anonymousreply 55June 1, 2024 10:38 PM

Get dat cash.

by Anonymousreply 56June 1, 2024 11:02 PM

Beware of Karma

by Anonymousreply 57June 1, 2024 11:37 PM

Read a book

by Anonymousreply 58June 1, 2024 11:38 PM

Avoid unnecessary consumption

by Anonymousreply 59June 1, 2024 11:40 PM

Just Say Yes!

by Anonymousreply 60June 2, 2024 4:57 AM

Things work out.

by Anonymousreply 61June 2, 2024 5:08 AM

Masturbate with fist

by Anonymousreply 62June 2, 2024 5:11 AM

Eat corn frequently

by Anonymousreply 63June 2, 2024 5:16 AM

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by Anonymousreply 64June 2, 2024 5:23 AM

Always Blame Weezy

by Anonymousreply 65June 2, 2024 6:08 AM

I was molested

by Anonymousreply 66June 2, 2024 6:11 AM

Eat more pussy

by Anonymousreply 67June 2, 2024 6:30 AM

It is "advice."

by Anonymousreply 68June 2, 2024 6:37 AM

Beat with shitbra

by Anonymousreply 69June 2, 2024 6:38 AM

Eat ass properly.

by Anonymousreply 70June 2, 2024 6:44 AM

Don’t get caught.

by Anonymousreply 71June 2, 2024 7:00 AM

Nothing ever lasts.

by Anonymousreply 72June 2, 2024 7:05 AM

Don’t fuck up

by Anonymousreply 73June 2, 2024 7:29 AM

It Is Alive!

by Anonymousreply 74June 2, 2024 3:19 PM

It’s always rape.

by Anonymousreply 75June 2, 2024 6:59 PM

^ Rape Rape Yes?

by Anonymousreply 76June 2, 2024 8:05 PM

Don't have children.

by Anonymousreply 77June 2, 2024 8:10 PM

Don't drain pasta.

by Anonymousreply 78June 2, 2024 8:59 PM

Well whatever nevermind

by Anonymousreply 79June 2, 2024 9:05 PM

Watch The Teeth

by Anonymousreply 80June 2, 2024 9:14 PM

Get some sleep.

by Anonymousreply 81June 2, 2024 9:20 PM

[quote]What's The Best Advise You Can Give In 3 Words

Learn to spell.

by Anonymousreply 82June 2, 2024 9:25 PM

Swallow every time.

by Anonymousreply 83June 2, 2024 9:34 PM

TeaCake, go away.

by Anonymousreply 84June 2, 2024 9:39 PM

Protect personal data

by Anonymousreply 85June 2, 2024 9:44 PM

Fuck Off Cunt.

by Anonymousreply 86June 2, 2024 9:52 PM

Be kind - rewind.

by Anonymousreply 87June 2, 2024 9:52 PM

We See You

by Anonymousreply 88June 2, 2024 10:01 PM

Trim don’t shave.

by Anonymousreply 89June 2, 2024 10:06 PM

Chew the foreskin

by Anonymousreply 90June 2, 2024 10:40 PM

Do Not Fall!

by Anonymousreply 91June 2, 2024 10:44 PM

Register to vote.

by Anonymousreply 92June 2, 2024 10:47 PM

Get Over Yourself.

by Anonymousreply 93June 2, 2024 11:23 PM

Smell the cookies

by Anonymousreply 94June 3, 2024 12:13 AM

Try to RELAX!

by Anonymousreply 95June 3, 2024 12:15 AM

Bird by bird

by Anonymousreply 96June 3, 2024 12:21 AM

Eat your vegetables.

by Anonymousreply 97June 3, 2024 12:22 AM

Wear shower shoes

by Anonymousreply 98June 3, 2024 12:23 AM

Be unnecessarily kind.

by Anonymousreply 99June 3, 2024 12:49 AM

Conserve your energy.

by Anonymousreply 100June 3, 2024 1:55 AM

Be a mensch!

by Anonymousreply 101June 3, 2024 2:07 AM

Log off datalounge

by Anonymousreply 102June 3, 2024 2:15 AM

Pull my thumb

by Anonymousreply 103June 3, 2024 2:21 AM

Go to bed

by Anonymousreply 104June 3, 2024 2:32 AM

Ba a Datalounger

by Anonymousreply 105June 3, 2024 2:44 AM

Three words?

Don’t smoke inbed!!!

by Anonymousreply 106June 3, 2024 2:54 AM

[Quote] Ba a Datalounger

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 107June 3, 2024 2:58 AM

just fucking die!

by Anonymousreply 108June 3, 2024 3:35 AM

Say "goodnight," Gracie.

by Anonymousreply 109June 3, 2024 3:59 AM

Eat more ass

by Anonymousreply 110June 3, 2024 4:33 AM

Less screen time!

by Anonymousreply 111June 3, 2024 6:46 AM

You're not omniscient.

by Anonymousreply 112June 3, 2024 7:22 AM

Buy War Bonds!

by Anonymousreply 113June 3, 2024 2:45 PM

Take the train

by Anonymousreply 114June 3, 2024 3:12 PM

Get cash upfront.

by Anonymousreply 115June 3, 2024 3:18 PM

Three words.

You're not important.

by Anonymousreply 116June 3, 2024 4:30 PM

Nobody really cares.

by Anonymousreply 117June 3, 2024 4:44 PM

OP: get a dictionary

by Anonymousreply 118June 3, 2024 5:04 PM

Contemplate your navel.

by Anonymousreply 119June 3, 2024 5:24 PM

Lie, cheat, steal!

by Anonymousreply 120June 3, 2024 5:26 PM

Outta my pub.

by Anonymousreply 121June 3, 2024 5:27 PM

FOCUS ON YOURSELF

by Anonymousreply 122June 3, 2024 6:25 PM

Love thy neighbor.

by Anonymousreply 123June 3, 2024 6:27 PM

Don't neglect balls

by Anonymousreply 124June 3, 2024 7:34 PM

Just do you

by Anonymousreply 125June 3, 2024 7:54 PM

Sometimes -

by Anonymousreply 126June 3, 2024 7:59 PM

Expensive is Cheap

by Anonymousreply 127June 3, 2024 8:00 PM

and-

by Anonymousreply 128June 3, 2024 8:00 PM

Cheap is Expensive

by Anonymousreply 129June 3, 2024 8:01 PM

cash is king

by Anonymousreply 130June 3, 2024 8:03 PM

You are enough.

by Anonymousreply 131June 3, 2024 8:16 PM

Less is More

by Anonymousreply 132June 3, 2024 8:55 PM

Love yourself first

by Anonymousreply 133June 3, 2024 9:53 PM

Where less makeup and twice as much underwear

by Anonymousreply 134June 3, 2024 10:27 PM

Don’t take any wooden nickels.

by Anonymousreply 135June 3, 2024 10:39 PM

r134 r135 Learn to count (now THAT is three words.)

by Anonymousreply 136June 3, 2024 10:59 PM

Hey asshole! SUCK MY CLIT!

by Anonymousreply 137June 3, 2024 11:09 PM

R137 Finger your clit

by Anonymousreply 138June 4, 2024 12:35 AM

Use a condom!

by Anonymousreply 139June 4, 2024 1:46 PM

Don't talk, listen.

by Anonymousreply 140June 4, 2024 3:58 PM

Feed your head.

by Anonymousreply 141June 4, 2024 4:51 PM

Don’t do meth.

Not even once.

by Anonymousreply 142June 4, 2024 4:53 PM

Never pay retail.

by Anonymousreply 143June 4, 2024 5:13 PM

Use enough lube.

by Anonymousreply 144June 4, 2024 10:13 PM

Light my greasefire

by Anonymousreply 145June 5, 2024 12:47 AM

Bottoming does hurt.

by Anonymousreply 146June 5, 2024 1:11 AM

Spread your cheeks

by Anonymousreply 147June 5, 2024 2:44 AM

Pay your taxes!

by Anonymousreply 148June 5, 2024 3:18 AM

Don't eat pussy!

by Anonymousreply 149June 5, 2024 3:18 AM

Kiss my grits!

by Anonymousreply 150June 5, 2024 6:08 AM

Never admit anything!

by Anonymousreply 151June 6, 2024 2:06 AM

Location, location, location!

by Anonymousreply 152June 6, 2024 2:22 AM

Read fine print

by Anonymousreply 153June 6, 2024 5:31 AM

Timing is everything.

by Anonymousreply 154June 6, 2024 6:31 AM

Always wear sunscreen.

by Anonymousreply 155June 6, 2024 6:41 AM

Ignore bitter queens

by Anonymousreply 156June 6, 2024 6:42 AM

Always wipe correctly.

by Anonymousreply 157June 6, 2024 7:23 AM

Condoms are shit!

by Anonymousreply 158June 6, 2024 2:49 PM

Live, laugh, love!

by Anonymousreply 159June 6, 2024 8:20 PM

Rub don’t scratch.

by Anonymousreply 160June 6, 2024 9:41 PM

Never vote Republican.

by Anonymousreply 161June 6, 2024 11:03 PM

Swallow it Bitch

by Anonymousreply 162June 7, 2024 12:49 AM

Open your ass

by Anonymousreply 163June 7, 2024 12:50 AM

Rub My Clit

by Anonymousreply 164June 8, 2024 3:15 AM

Enjoy the “buffet”

by Anonymousreply 165June 8, 2024 3:33 AM

[quote]It's spelled ADVICE.

It's a safe bet that OP also spells "lose" as "loose."

by Anonymousreply 166June 8, 2024 3:36 AM

Stop deluding yourself.

by Anonymousreply 167June 8, 2024 4:08 AM

Leave the ranch

by Anonymousreply 168June 8, 2024 4:35 AM

Eat more vegetables.

by Anonymousreply 169June 8, 2024 6:22 AM

Don’t overcook meat.

by Anonymousreply 170June 8, 2024 10:47 AM

Don’t undercook meat.

by Anonymousreply 171June 8, 2024 11:37 AM

Learn to spell

by Anonymousreply 172June 8, 2024 1:03 PM

Read the instructions

by Anonymousreply 173June 8, 2024 1:48 PM

Don't drain pasta.

by Anonymousreply 174June 9, 2024 5:57 AM

Never have roommates.

by Anonymousreply 175June 9, 2024 6:30 PM

Prefer not to.

by Anonymousreply 176June 9, 2024 6:32 PM

Never say never.

by Anonymousreply 177June 9, 2024 6:46 PM

Trust, but verify.

by Anonymousreply 178June 9, 2024 6:50 PM

Earrings and caftans.

by Anonymousreply 179June 9, 2024 6:55 PM

Faster, Pussycat, Kill.....

by Anonymousreply 180June 10, 2024 12:57 AM

Lie, Cheat, Steal

by Anonymousreply 181June 10, 2024 2:24 AM

Love to tap.

by Anonymousreply 182June 10, 2024 10:32 AM

Avoid second helpings.

by Anonymousreply 183June 10, 2024 11:28 AM

Eat shit, fool!

by Anonymousreply 184June 10, 2024 11:17 PM
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