What's The Best Advise You Can Give In 3 Words

I'll top that.....Suck My Dick!

Here's mine:

There's a difference between ADVISE and ADVICE.

One is a verb, the other is a noun.

Come out, Lindsey!

Eat My Pussy

NO FAG HAGS

PICTURE GEORGY DEAD.

Vote for Biden

Vote for Brainworms

r2 How embarrassing for you

SAVE YOUR MONEY

STOP BUYING SHIT!

Dollar cost averaging

It's spelled ADVICE.

Lose some weight?

My pussy stinks

No wire hangers!

Don’t get pregnant!

Who needs 'em?

Don't eat that.

Avoid blue food.

R9: Grow a dick.

Just say no!

r13 You poor thing

OFF MY LAWN!!!

Never look back.

Karen Editors Begone

Let it be

Mad About You

Don't buy Tesla

Be here now.

He looks neg

Don't Worry Be....

Always pay cash.

Eat shit. Die.

Floss your gums

Eat, shit, die.

Learn to spell

Live to tell

I'd advise you to learn how to spell and use the English language properly OP.

That's the best advice I can give.

Wear a magnum

See R26,R39

Grab that dough!

Plastics!... Plastics, plastics

I had to say it three times to use up all the words

Never Have Sufficient

Cherish your youth.

Wear sun hat.

Wash yo ass!

Live, love, laugh

Always wear sunscreen

Wear a condom.

DON"T COME BACK!

Go West, Youngman

Smell Yo Dick

Light My Fag

Always be closing!

Get dat cash.

Beware of Karma

Read a book

Avoid unnecessary consumption

Just Say Yes!

Things work out.

Masturbate with fist

Eat corn frequently

Fishbowl tits gimmick

Always Blame Weezy

I was molested

Eat more pussy

It is "advice."

Beat with shitbra

Eat ass properly.

Don’t get caught.

Nothing ever lasts.

Don’t fuck up

It Is Alive!

It’s always rape.

^ Rape Rape Yes?

Don't have children.

Don't drain pasta.

Well whatever nevermind

Watch The Teeth

Get some sleep.

[quote]What's The Best Advise You Can Give In 3 Words

Learn to spell.

Swallow every time.

TeaCake, go away.

Protect personal data

Fuck Off Cunt.

Be kind - rewind.

We See You

Trim don’t shave.

Chew the foreskin

Do Not Fall!

Register to vote.

Get Over Yourself.

Smell the cookies

Try to RELAX!

Bird by bird

Eat your vegetables.

Wear shower shoes

Be unnecessarily kind.

Conserve your energy.

Be a mensch!

Log off datalounge

Pull my thumb

Go to bed

Ba a Datalounger

Three words?

Don’t smoke inbed!!!

[Quote] Ba a Datalounger

just fucking die!

Say "goodnight," Gracie.

Eat more ass

Less screen time!

You're not omniscient.

Buy War Bonds!

Take the train

Get cash upfront.

Three words.

You're not important.

Nobody really cares.

OP: get a dictionary

Contemplate your navel.

Lie, cheat, steal!

Outta my pub.

FOCUS ON YOURSELF

Love thy neighbor.

Don't neglect balls

Just do you

Sometimes -

Expensive is Cheap

and-

Cheap is Expensive

cash is king

You are enough.

Less is More

Love yourself first

Where less makeup and twice as much underwear

Don’t take any wooden nickels.

r134 r135 Learn to count (now THAT is three words.)

Hey asshole! SUCK MY CLIT!

R137 Finger your clit

Use a condom!

Don't talk, listen.

Feed your head.

Don’t do meth.

Not even once.

Never pay retail.

Use enough lube.

Light my greasefire

Bottoming does hurt.

Spread your cheeks

Pay your taxes!

Don't eat pussy!

Kiss my grits!

Never admit anything!

Location, location, location!

Read fine print

Timing is everything.

Always wear sunscreen.

Ignore bitter queens

Always wipe correctly.

Condoms are shit!

Live, laugh, love!

Rub don’t scratch.

Never vote Republican.

Swallow it Bitch

Open your ass

Rub My Clit

Enjoy the “buffet”

[quote]It's spelled ADVICE.

It's a safe bet that OP also spells "lose" as "loose."

Stop deluding yourself.

Leave the ranch

Eat more vegetables.

Don’t overcook meat.

Don’t undercook meat.

Learn to spell

Read the instructions

Don't drain pasta.

Never have roommates.

Prefer not to.

Never say never.

Trust, but verify.

Earrings and caftans.

Faster, Pussycat, Kill.....

Lie, Cheat, Steal

Love to tap.

Avoid second helpings.

Eat shit, fool!