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Keanu Reeves: What do we know?

This actor is a millionaire. He rides the subway, eats with the homeless, and gives away his money 🥰

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by Anonymousreply 128June 17, 2024 8:28 PM

Most likely autistic and gay.

by Anonymousreply 1May 31, 2024 11:01 PM

By all accounts, he's one of the most decent people you'd ever meet - and not just decent by celebrity standards.

by Anonymousreply 2May 31, 2024 11:01 PM

He seems sweet and down-to-earth but the facial hair is doing him no favors.

by Anonymousreply 3May 31, 2024 11:02 PM

We know I'd eat his ass!

by Anonymousreply 4May 31, 2024 11:03 PM

Is this recent? He looks great.

by Anonymousreply 5May 31, 2024 11:04 PM

He hit me in the head with a fondue pot.

by Anonymousreply 6May 31, 2024 11:04 PM

His girlfriend seems like a very nice person..

by Anonymousreply 7May 31, 2024 11:05 PM

I like him.

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by Anonymousreply 8May 31, 2024 11:05 PM

I adore him. And I think he looks as hot as ever.

by Anonymousreply 9May 31, 2024 11:09 PM

He's kind, generous and good looking. That's all I need to know 😍

by Anonymousreply 10May 31, 2024 11:10 PM

And he still lives, unlike Matthew Perry.

by Anonymousreply 11May 31, 2024 11:13 PM

I know that I wish I was riding his dick

by Anonymousreply 12May 31, 2024 11:13 PM

He's a smoker, and is kind to crew- stories how he helps them carry stuff.

by Anonymousreply 13May 31, 2024 11:14 PM

Does he even have a dick? For all his beauty, he sexually registers like a ken doll. I can't even imagine him masturbating.

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by Anonymousreply 14May 31, 2024 11:16 PM

I've heard every one of you post the exact same things multiple times over the years.

by Anonymousreply 15May 31, 2024 11:16 PM

Perry dying was a bit ironic, given his comment regarding Keanu.

by Anonymousreply 16May 31, 2024 11:18 PM

Alls I know is that in his day he was hot as motherfuckin' SHIT, yo.

Three guys in 1994 were sheer physical perfection. And I saw each of them in person that year while I worked at Tower Records, Sunset Blvd.

It was Keanu, Leo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp, who owned the Viper Room across the street.

Keanu was super shy, but sweet. DiCaprio was cool and personable, and Johnny just made you fall in love with him.

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by Anonymousreply 17May 31, 2024 11:19 PM

He is one hard-looking 75 year old.

by Anonymousreply 18May 31, 2024 11:20 PM

Actually, r18, for a hard living 59 year old he looks great. Makes one hope that kindness and slow living makes you look better, not like a manic squirrel as Tom cruise or Ryan Gosling.

by Anonymousreply 19May 31, 2024 11:50 PM

From all accounts the male Dolly Parton. Beloved by all.

by Anonymousreply 20May 31, 2024 11:51 PM

Yes, yes, R19. By now we are quite aware of your convictions on the subject.


by Anonymousreply 21May 31, 2024 11:52 PM

Have met him several times. Once at a urinal. J'adore.

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by Anonymousreply 22May 31, 2024 11:54 PM

I bet he’s a tight, enthusiastic bottom.

by Anonymousreply 23May 31, 2024 11:57 PM

How smart is he in real life? Have heard conflicting accounts.

by Anonymousreply 24May 31, 2024 11:59 PM

Was he the top to River's bottom?

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by Anonymousreply 26June 1, 2024 12:07 AM

Keanu is the endpoint of Aspie evolution. He is the Omega Aspie.

Many stories of his behavior like this

My grandmother had a crush on Keanu Reeves because he reminded her of my grandfather when he was young. Saw all his stuff, from Bill and Ted to the Matrix. She had a stroke in her early 70s and was pretty much housebound for the last 10 years of her life, so watching movies was her main hobby, and became almost like friends to her because she so rarely got to see any of her own. Not too long after the Matrix came out my uncle was in LA for business and was eating at a really swanky restaurant when Keanu came in with a woman. When he finished his meal my uncle came up to their table and said “I don’t usually do this, but I just wanted you to know that my 80-year-old mother loves you and has seen all of your movies. You remind her of my dad.” He said Keanu asked if he had a cell phone on him and when he confirmed that he did, he said “Give her a call, I want to talk to her.” He spoke with my grandmother for several minutes and it absolutely made her year. She was so isolated and his genuine kindness to her and interest in her showed what a truly amazing man he is.

by Anonymousreply 27June 1, 2024 12:15 AM

I mix him up always with Ellen Travolta.

by Anonymousreply 28June 1, 2024 12:16 AM

R27, that actually made me tear up.

by Anonymousreply 29June 1, 2024 12:40 AM

R27: that made me tear up too. I’m having a bad lonely day. Keanu showed incredible kindness. There were no cameras there. He was just doing something out of the kindness of his heart .

I always liked him but now I love him

by Anonymousreply 30June 1, 2024 12:46 AM

OMG Tawk amongst yourselves!

by Anonymousreply 31June 1, 2024 12:50 AM

Yes we know he's basically Jesus

by Anonymousreply 32June 1, 2024 1:06 AM

Very funny pic @ op. Dude looks so confused by his sandwich!

by Anonymousreply 33June 1, 2024 1:34 AM

WTF! is A.I Keanu or his doppelganger?

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by Anonymousreply 34June 1, 2024 1:53 AM

He’s a lovely person. I absolutely adore his instagram reels because he’s so eager and awkward and loving to his fans.

by Anonymousreply 35June 1, 2024 2:18 AM

Here is one sweet video.

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by Anonymousreply 36June 1, 2024 2:20 AM

R34 Watch some of the other clips. Hard to believe that YouTube/TikTok account is AI...but it is. It's not really him.

[quote] I absolutely adore his instagram reels because he’s so eager and awkward and loving to his fans.

Only problem is: he's not on Instagram or any other social media.

by Anonymousreply 37June 1, 2024 2:22 AM

He’s still very lovable, but in his physical prime he was so beautiful it hurt. Watch Point Break, you’ll see.

by Anonymousreply 38June 1, 2024 3:03 AM

With all these IT boys declaiming their "sexual identities" in verbose seriousness . They might do well to recall how a beautiful young androgenous Keanu handled THE QUESTION with humor and charm:

Q: Are you gay ?

A: No. But ya never know.

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by Anonymousreply 39June 1, 2024 3:48 AM

And he has a huge penis.

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by Anonymousreply 41June 1, 2024 3:55 AM

R17 here.

At Tower Records Sunset I had a female coworker who adored Keanu. Overweight Mexican gal. Wore black- black lipstick- the whole 9 yards. She was well known among the staff as a huge Keanu fan. It was her thing.

He came in on what happened to be her birthday. We let him know, and he walked up to her at the regester and gave her a kiss on the lips. She actually fainted. Had to be helped to a chair. This was circa 1996. He used to come in often with Jennifer Syme.

by Anonymousreply 42June 1, 2024 2:48 PM

R1 Aspie Bi

by Anonymousreply 43June 1, 2024 2:57 PM

@r42, if 1996 Keanu Reeves had kissed me on the lips, not only would I have fainted I would have cum in my pants 😛

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by Anonymousreply 44June 1, 2024 3:32 PM

Young K always turned my crank.

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by Anonymousreply 45June 1, 2024 3:34 PM

I'm perverted. I thought Keanu was especially gorgeous in Matrix.

by Anonymousreply 46June 1, 2024 3:39 PM

How is that perverted?

by Anonymousreply 47June 1, 2024 3:44 PM

Because it was a dark movie, often filmed in sickly green tones, and not one of his heartthrob roles.

Hugo Weaving was sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 48June 1, 2024 4:02 PM

r34, that link is Access Hollywood's official channel, and the video is from the kid's IG. Are you saying that Access Hollywood only does AI? If so , it's a great deep fake, as his teeth look like a proper smoker's teeth.

by Anonymousreply 49June 1, 2024 4:06 PM

He's perfect

by Anonymousreply 50June 1, 2024 4:14 PM

He's so funny.

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by Anonymousreply 51June 1, 2024 4:38 PM

Does Keanu have any tattoos? It makes all the difference in the world!

by Anonymousreply 52June 1, 2024 4:55 PM

Apparently he doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 53June 1, 2024 5:02 PM

R50/ R51 OMG! OMG! He's too CUTE! He's so friggin A-DOR-ABE! . K is THE BOMB!

gotta jet my Depends are full.

by Anonymousreply 54June 1, 2024 8:57 PM

R49 put your cheaters on Gran R34 link is www. youtube.com/ @unreal_keanu.Rob the "UNREAL" part may be a clue for the clueless.

by Anonymousreply 55June 1, 2024 9:05 PM

WhenI click on r34's link, it directly takes me to Access Hollywood's official YT channel. I see nothing about the guy who does the Tom Cruise deepfakes.

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by Anonymousreply 56June 1, 2024 10:47 PM

Ah I fucked up, I meant when I click on "When I clicked on r36's link"

by Anonymousreply 57June 1, 2024 10:50 PM

He started in a lot of garbage movies.

by Anonymousreply 58June 1, 2024 10:52 PM

I mean this in the kindest possible way: his generosity is probably to repay civilization for his inability to act.

I admire him. But he cannot act.

by Anonymousreply 59June 1, 2024 11:00 PM

^ Who cares, I just like looking at him 😍

by Anonymousreply 60June 1, 2024 11:10 PM

If it’s true then I like him.

by Anonymousreply 61June 1, 2024 11:36 PM

R60 well, true. There is that to consider.

by Anonymousreply 62June 1, 2024 11:38 PM

R59 Either could I and he's a lot easier on the eyes.

by Anonymousreply 63June 2, 2024 1:43 AM

He's looking a little like Professor Snape.

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by Anonymousreply 64June 2, 2024 3:53 PM

Not a great actor but great acting isn't always required to be a big movie star.

I believe all the stories about Keanu and heroin. He seems to have it under control.

Of all the actors of his generation, Keanu is probably the sweetest and most genuine.

by Anonymousreply 65June 2, 2024 4:41 PM

R64 ugggh forgot that thing existed

by Anonymousreply 66June 2, 2024 4:46 PM

Keanu Reeves & River Phoenix ( min 9.40 😪).

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by Anonymousreply 67June 2, 2024 11:58 PM

If only in some way he did a nude film in the 90s.

by Anonymousreply 68June 5, 2024 1:44 AM

This '80s movie he was in is his second movie and it's very 80s. Especially 43:00 when they start doing gymnastics to get Keanu's attention.

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by Anonymousreply 69June 5, 2024 2:14 AM

He must have a small, uncut package if we haven’t seen it by now.

If that white bread “Ben Afflicted” can do it…

by Anonymousreply 70June 5, 2024 3:16 AM

Is it Friday yet?

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by Anonymousreply 71June 5, 2024 3:35 AM

R27 that is a really lovely story, I've heard several people say he is a paragon of decency and kindness, very well liked

by Anonymousreply 72June 5, 2024 6:56 AM

He's matured a long way since this.

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by Anonymousreply 73June 5, 2024 6:44 PM

Wasn't he linked to David Geffen back in the day?

by Anonymousreply 74June 5, 2024 6:51 PM

R74. Yes, I remember there rumors of people attending their “wedding”—which seems to have been about as reliable as the ones about Rock Hudson and Jim Nabors I heard when I was in middle school.

by Anonymousreply 75June 5, 2024 6:53 PM

That rumor of Keanu and Geffen being married spread like WILDFIRE in 1994. And every industry person who told SWORE up and down it was true.

I remember in 1994 in Movieline they had one of those most powerful people list, and each person had the same listed categories "Recent accomplishments:" "Future prospects:" and the final one for everyone was "It's true:" and they would confirm some rumor about the person. For David Geffen it said "It's true: It's actually not. But he WISHES it was."

by Anonymousreply 76June 5, 2024 7:04 PM

R76 That rumor started when a very high Geffen was seen with a very high Jimmy Duvall in Gorgio's on Rodeo. Both camping it up and snogging in broad daylight. Wrong dude ..dude

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by Anonymousreply 77June 8, 2024 12:04 AM

R77 You mean James Duval? Also, is James Duval gay?

by Anonymousreply 78June 8, 2024 1:10 AM

So that all it took for the gay rumors to start? Him being mistaken for another guy? I wonder how many gay rumors start with something stupid as that

by Anonymousreply 79June 8, 2024 1:11 AM

[quote] Three guys in 1994 were sheer physical perfection It was Keanu, Leo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp,

Marry, kill, fuck.

by Anonymousreply 80June 8, 2024 1:33 AM

Keanu never seems to associate with Leo or Johnny.

by Anonymousreply 81June 8, 2024 2:29 AM

As my late grandmother would say, he’s “uncomplicated.”

by Anonymousreply 82June 8, 2024 2:33 AM

For me it’s Fuck Leo, Marry Keanu, Kill Johnny “Scarves” Depp.

by Anonymousreply 83June 8, 2024 2:53 AM

He's very rich.

by Anonymousreply 84June 8, 2024 3:01 AM

He is lovely, even after all these years, but he almost ruined Dangerous Liaisons and Dracula.

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by Anonymousreply 85June 8, 2024 5:10 AM

True, but no one cared. The audience and the camera loved him.

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by Anonymousreply 86June 8, 2024 5:46 AM

He's as bad and beautiful as Robert Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 87June 8, 2024 6:09 AM

He’ll always be Johnny Utah in a wetsuit to me.

by Anonymousreply 88June 8, 2024 6:14 AM

One of my many Keanu encounters:

Attended the premiere of Dracula at Mann's Chinese Theatre. Cast in audience. Coppola shuffled down the aisle in a rumpled suit and made a little speech. We were two rows behind Keanu. When his first scene came up with his atrocious Brit accent the audience burst into laughter. Keanu slumped down and put his head in his hands. Felt bad for him. My BF whispered "Why don't you go comfort him" Woulda coulda shoulda.

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by Anonymousreply 89June 8, 2024 3:07 PM

Would love to read about more of your Keanu encounters, R89.

by Anonymousreply 90June 8, 2024 3:28 PM

I know he’s hot and has been every day of his adult life

by Anonymousreply 91June 8, 2024 3:34 PM

Just worked with a dresser who recently worked with him- he confirmed how kind and sweet he is.

by Anonymousreply 92June 8, 2024 3:49 PM

[quote] sweet

Does he drink a lot of pineapple juice?

by Anonymousreply 93June 8, 2024 5:09 PM

R89 Here's when he was preparing for the role in Dracula.

It's funny when he's yelling in class. If he wasn't handsome he'd be Nicolas Cage.

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by Anonymousreply 94June 8, 2024 5:54 PM

Gay rumors happened because people believed them, not because of one sighting.

People believed them because it was an easy way to understand why somebody felt “different.” The detachment could be mistaken for repression. He was also very private since aspies tend to be extremely private people, but that also could be read as closeted.

Another nice Keanu story:

“I’m working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize it’s Keanu Reeves. He wants to buy a ticket for From Hell, the Johnny Depp movie. I’m so f*cking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him I’d like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph. ‘I don’t work here,’ Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. I’m flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph. 2 minutes later there’s a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office. I assume it’s my manager. It’s Keanu. ‘I realized you probably wanted my autograph,' he says. 'So I signed this.' He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie. I realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didn’t want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot.“

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by Anonymousreply 95June 8, 2024 6:28 PM

" people believe they can diagnose strangers sexuality and psychological state because they have the mentality of a 16-year-old idiot"

fixed for R95 the Aspie Troll.

by Anonymousreply 96June 8, 2024 7:23 PM

We know that he's a connoisseur of COCK.

by Anonymousreply 97June 8, 2024 7:24 PM

Ironically r96 you are the person who makes hundreds of posts on the Nicholas Galitzine threads talking about his sexuality.

I also flagged you as autistic.

by Anonymousreply 98June 8, 2024 7:33 PM

Much of the mockery and disdain that Galitzine is getting from his LGBT base is due to the ham handed way his management handled his media statements on his "official sexuality". The easiest way would be to produce and pap him with his "mystery GF" . Bearding 101.If that was not a practical possibility (don't see why not if said GF actually exists) then perhaps saying nothing rather than his scripted stilted pronouncements. Recall at the height of Keanu's beautiful androgyny, My Private Idaho and the snaps from Wolf Boy were everywhere. An interviewer had the temerity to ask Keanu "Are you gay?" Keanu just shrugged and said "No.. but ya never know." Keanu handled it with humor and charm. He's has had a solid gay fan base for 40 years. Note to Bambi Galitzine.

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by Anonymousreply 99June 8, 2024 8:37 PM

Reeves is simply the most beautiful man I've ever seen. Every single feature is achingly gorgeous. And his hair. Behold!

by Anonymousreply 100June 8, 2024 9:25 PM

James Duvall didn't age so badly. He works constantly in nothing you ever watch.

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by Anonymousreply 101June 8, 2024 9:43 PM

I don't care if he gives out money. I wish he would give out his asshole instead. Hot sexy daddy in his 60's. Fine wine.

by Anonymousreply 102June 8, 2024 9:56 PM

I think Keanu and Ben Affleck should get together once Ben divorce from Jlo is final.

Ben and Keanu would make a cute couple.

by Anonymousreply 103June 8, 2024 10:03 PM

BTW, his hairdresser convinced him to cut his hair for Jonah Hill's new movie, I like it.

by Anonymousreply 104June 8, 2024 11:01 PM

James Duval has generously gotten his cock out in recent no-budget movies. No complaints but has he heard of OnlyFans?

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by Anonymousreply 105June 8, 2024 11:21 PM

Sad. Recall when Jimmy was the IT boy. Timmy be warned.

by Anonymousreply 106June 9, 2024 12:16 AM

R105 I have a clip of him walking full frontal on my phone somewhere. He's basically Keanu crossed with a little bit of Johnny Depp.

by Anonymousreply 107June 9, 2024 2:07 AM

Ugh, Keanu does not deserve Ben Afflict in his life. JLo does deserve Ben. Those two need to tough it out, stay married, and not make anyone else miserable.

by Anonymousreply 108June 9, 2024 2:24 AM

Jimmy is quiet a bit shorter than Keanu. Has not aged as well but is better hung . Keanu is not rumored to be packing.

by Anonymousreply 109June 9, 2024 3:00 AM

Enjoy 🍑🍑

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by Anonymousreply 110June 9, 2024 4:17 AM

He's been with that older artist for around 5 years now and they seem very happy together. He's always beaming when they're caught by paparazzi out in public.

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by Anonymousreply 111June 9, 2024 4:41 AM

Oh, my apologies. She's actually younger than him! The white hair threw me off.

by Anonymousreply 112June 9, 2024 4:42 AM

They made a book together. She seems to carry herself like Gwyneth Paltrow.

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by Anonymousreply 113June 9, 2024 5:08 AM

[quote] He's always beaming when they're caught by paparazzi out in public.

That's a sure bet that they're a real couple and happy, then.

by Anonymousreply 114June 9, 2024 5:30 AM

My fantasy.

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by Anonymousreply 115June 9, 2024 5:49 AM

R113 Was there for that. Got a snap with him and book signed. Keanu could not have been nicer as was Alexandra. Easy rapport like an old married couple.

by Anonymousreply 116June 9, 2024 6:11 AM

R101/ R105 wow James Duvall really is beautiful, very hot for an older guy

by Anonymousreply 117June 9, 2024 6:15 AM

He was very hot when he was younger. He's the bunny in Donnie Darko and you can see him here at 4:45.

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by Anonymousreply 118June 9, 2024 1:53 PM

I think the poster who posted the anecdote at R89 is Russell Mulcahy, the director of “Highlander”.

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by Anonymousreply 119June 16, 2024 11:27 AM

Years ago a Canadian friend told me how nice he was. When he first made it, he was incredibly generous to a friend in need basically supporting the person. Very unique man,

by Anonymousreply 120June 16, 2024 11:45 AM
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by Anonymousreply 121June 16, 2024 12:55 PM

All this time on DL never had a stalker. Now in my golden years I get a third rate demented loon R119 .Better late than..😂

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by Anonymousreply 122June 17, 2024 2:11 AM

R122 Hey I know you're trolling but I always thought that xtc making plans for Nigel video was very interesting and the whole thing ahead of it's time for 79'. It's hard to describe.

Maybe it was simply UK and abroad was a few years ahead in style.

by Anonymousreply 123June 17, 2024 3:54 AM

[quote] I think Keanu and Ben Affleck should get together once Ben divorce from Jlo is final. Ben and Keanu would make a cute couple

No, that would be a total disaster. Two moping melancholic actors boring and depressing each other. I think Affleck prefers spicy and fiery Latinos anyway. Plus, Keanu likes to drink, which is bad for Ben's sobriety.

by Anonymousreply 124June 17, 2024 4:08 AM

He should have played Jesus when he was younger for Christ's sake. He would have made H.B. Warner, Jeffrey Hunter and Max Von Sydow look like serial killers.

by Anonymousreply 125June 17, 2024 4:18 PM

He's a nice guy, living a normal life.

You nosy faggots are never satisfied, are you? If he were living a tabloid-trash lifestyle, you'd be on here bitching about that.

by Anonymousreply 126June 17, 2024 4:32 PM

Most of the comments on here are in support of Keanu. And I bet he doesn't say "faggot" unless it's in a script.

by Anonymousreply 127June 17, 2024 5:02 PM

R126 Take your homophobia with you back to LSA, femcel.

by Anonymousreply 128June 17, 2024 8:28 PM
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