This actor is a millionaire. He rides the subway, eats with the homeless, and gives away his money š„°
Most likely autistic and gay.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 31, 2024 11:01 PM |
By all accounts, he's one of the most decent people you'd ever meet - and not just decent by celebrity standards.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 31, 2024 11:01 PM |
He seems sweet and down-to-earth but the facial hair is doing him no favors.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 31, 2024 11:02 PM |
We know I'd eat his ass!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 31, 2024 11:03 PM |
Is this recent? He looks great.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 31, 2024 11:04 PM |
He hit me in the head with a fondue pot.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 31, 2024 11:04 PM |
His girlfriend seems like a very nice person..
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 31, 2024 11:05 PM |
I adore him. And I think he looks as hot as ever.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 31, 2024 11:09 PM |
He's kind, generous and good looking. That's all I need to know š
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 31, 2024 11:10 PM |
And he still lives, unlike Matthew Perry.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 31, 2024 11:13 PM |
I know that I wish I was riding his dick
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 31, 2024 11:13 PM |
He's a smoker, and is kind to crew- stories how he helps them carry stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 31, 2024 11:14 PM |
Does he even have a dick? For all his beauty, he sexually registers like a ken doll. I can't even imagine him masturbating.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 31, 2024 11:16 PM |
I've heard every one of you post the exact same things multiple times over the years.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 31, 2024 11:16 PM |
Perry dying was a bit ironic, given his comment regarding Keanu.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 31, 2024 11:18 PM |
Alls I know is that in his day he was hot as motherfuckin' SHIT, yo.
Three guys in 1994 were sheer physical perfection. And I saw each of them in person that year while I worked at Tower Records, Sunset Blvd.
It was Keanu, Leo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp, who owned the Viper Room across the street.
Keanu was super shy, but sweet. DiCaprio was cool and personable, and Johnny just made you fall in love with him.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 31, 2024 11:19 PM |
He is one hard-looking 75 year old.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 31, 2024 11:20 PM |
Actually, r18, for a hard living 59 year old he looks great. Makes one hope that kindness and slow living makes you look better, not like a manic squirrel as Tom cruise or Ryan Gosling.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 31, 2024 11:50 PM |
From all accounts the male Dolly Parton. Beloved by all.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 31, 2024 11:51 PM |
Yes, yes, R19. By now we are quite aware of your convictions on the subject.
Urp.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 31, 2024 11:52 PM |
Have met him several times. Once at a urinal. J'adore.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 31, 2024 11:54 PM |
I bet heās a tight, enthusiastic bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 31, 2024 11:57 PM |
How smart is he in real life? Have heard conflicting accounts.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 31, 2024 11:59 PM |
Was he the top to River's bottom?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 1, 2024 12:02 AM |
Yep!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 1, 2024 12:07 AM |
Keanu is the endpoint of Aspie evolution. He is the Omega Aspie.
Many stories of his behavior like this
My grandmother had a crush on Keanu Reeves because he reminded her of my grandfather when he was young. Saw all his stuff, from Bill and Ted to the Matrix. She had a stroke in her early 70s and was pretty much housebound for the last 10 years of her life, so watching movies was her main hobby, and became almost like friends to her because she so rarely got to see any of her own. Not too long after the Matrix came out my uncle was in LA for business and was eating at a really swanky restaurant when Keanu came in with a woman. When he finished his meal my uncle came up to their table and said āI donāt usually do this, but I just wanted you to know that my 80-year-old mother loves you and has seen all of your movies. You remind her of my dad.ā He said Keanu asked if he had a cell phone on him and when he confirmed that he did, he said āGive her a call, I want to talk to her.ā He spoke with my grandmother for several minutes and it absolutely made her year. She was so isolated and his genuine kindness to her and interest in her showed what a truly amazing man he is.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 1, 2024 12:15 AM |
I mix him up always with Ellen Travolta.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 1, 2024 12:16 AM |
R27, that actually made me tear up.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 1, 2024 12:40 AM |
R27: that made me tear up too. Iām having a bad lonely day. Keanu showed incredible kindness. There were no cameras there. He was just doing something out of the kindness of his heart .
I always liked him but now I love him
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 1, 2024 12:46 AM |
OMG Tawk amongst yourselves!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 1, 2024 12:50 AM |
Yes we know he's basically Jesus
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 1, 2024 1:06 AM |
Very funny pic @ op. Dude looks so confused by his sandwich!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 1, 2024 1:34 AM |
Heās a lovely person. I absolutely adore his instagram reels because heās so eager and awkward and loving to his fans.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 1, 2024 2:18 AM |
R34 Watch some of the other clips. Hard to believe that YouTube/TikTok account is AI...but it is. It's not really him.
[quote] I absolutely adore his instagram reels because heās so eager and awkward and loving to his fans.
Only problem is: he's not on Instagram or any other social media.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 1, 2024 2:22 AM |
Heās still very lovable, but in his physical prime he was so beautiful it hurt. Watch Point Break, youāll see.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 1, 2024 3:03 AM |
With all these IT boys declaiming their "sexual identities" in verbose seriousness . They might do well to recall how a beautiful young androgenous Keanu handled THE QUESTION with humor and charm:
Q: Are you gay ?
A: No. But ya never know.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 1, 2024 3:48 AM |
And he has a huge penis.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 1, 2024 3:49 AM |
Nope.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 1, 2024 3:55 AM |
R17 here.
At Tower Records Sunset I had a female coworker who adored Keanu. Overweight Mexican gal. Wore black- black lipstick- the whole 9 yards. She was well known among the staff as a huge Keanu fan. It was her thing.
He came in on what happened to be her birthday. We let him know, and he walked up to her at the regester and gave her a kiss on the lips. She actually fainted. Had to be helped to a chair. This was circa 1996. He used to come in often with Jennifer Syme.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 1, 2024 2:48 PM |
R1 Aspie Bi
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 1, 2024 2:57 PM |
@r42, if 1996 Keanu Reeves had kissed me on the lips, not only would I have fainted I would have cum in my pants š
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 1, 2024 3:32 PM |
I'm perverted. I thought Keanu was especially gorgeous in Matrix.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 1, 2024 3:39 PM |
How is that perverted?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 1, 2024 3:44 PM |
Because it was a dark movie, often filmed in sickly green tones, and not one of his heartthrob roles.
Hugo Weaving was sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 1, 2024 4:02 PM |
r34, that link is Access Hollywood's official channel, and the video is from the kid's IG. Are you saying that Access Hollywood only does AI? If so , it's a great deep fake, as his teeth look like a proper smoker's teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 1, 2024 4:06 PM |
He's perfect
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 1, 2024 4:14 PM |
Does Keanu have any tattoos? It makes all the difference in the world!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 1, 2024 4:55 PM |
Apparently he doesn't.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 1, 2024 5:02 PM |
R50/ R51 OMG! OMG! He's too CUTE! He's so friggin A-DOR-ABE! . K is THE BOMB!
gotta jet my Depends are full.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 1, 2024 8:57 PM |
R49 put your cheaters on Gran R34 link is www. youtube.com/ @unreal_keanu.Rob the "UNREAL" part may be a clue for the clueless.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 1, 2024 9:05 PM |
WhenI click on r34's link, it directly takes me to Access Hollywood's official YT channel. I see nothing about the guy who does the Tom Cruise deepfakes.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 1, 2024 10:47 PM |
Ah I fucked up, I meant when I click on "When I clicked on r36's link"
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 1, 2024 10:50 PM |
He started in a lot of garbage movies.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 1, 2024 10:52 PM |
I mean this in the kindest possible way: his generosity is probably to repay civilization for his inability to act.
I admire him. But he cannot act.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 1, 2024 11:00 PM |
^ Who cares, I just like looking at him š
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 1, 2024 11:10 PM |
If itās true then I like him.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 1, 2024 11:36 PM |
R60 well, true. There is that to consider.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 1, 2024 11:38 PM |
R59 Either could I and he's a lot easier on the eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 2, 2024 1:43 AM |
Not a great actor but great acting isn't always required to be a big movie star.
I believe all the stories about Keanu and heroin. He seems to have it under control.
Of all the actors of his generation, Keanu is probably the sweetest and most genuine.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 2, 2024 4:41 PM |
R64 ugggh forgot that thing existed
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 2, 2024 4:46 PM |
If only in some way he did a nude film in the 90s.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 5, 2024 1:44 AM |
This '80s movie he was in is his second movie and it's very 80s. Especially 43:00 when they start doing gymnastics to get Keanu's attention.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 5, 2024 2:14 AM |
He must have a small, uncut package if we havenāt seen it by now.
If that white bread āBen Afflictedā can do itā¦
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 5, 2024 3:16 AM |
R27 that is a really lovely story, I've heard several people say he is a paragon of decency and kindness, very well liked
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 5, 2024 6:56 AM |
Wasn't he linked to David Geffen back in the day?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 5, 2024 6:51 PM |
R74. Yes, I remember there rumors of people attending their āweddingāāwhich seems to have been about as reliable as the ones about Rock Hudson and Jim Nabors I heard when I was in middle school.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 5, 2024 6:53 PM |
That rumor of Keanu and Geffen being married spread like WILDFIRE in 1994. And every industry person who told SWORE up and down it was true.
I remember in 1994 in Movieline they had one of those most powerful people list, and each person had the same listed categories "Recent accomplishments:" "Future prospects:" and the final one for everyone was "It's true:" and they would confirm some rumor about the person. For David Geffen it said "It's true: It's actually not. But he WISHES it was."
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 5, 2024 7:04 PM |
R76 That rumor started when a very high Geffen was seen with a very high Jimmy Duvall in Gorgio's on Rodeo. Both camping it up and snogging in broad daylight. Wrong dude ..dude
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 8, 2024 12:04 AM |
R77 You mean James Duval? Also, is James Duval gay?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 8, 2024 1:10 AM |
So that all it took for the gay rumors to start? Him being mistaken for another guy? I wonder how many gay rumors start with something stupid as that
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 8, 2024 1:11 AM |
[quote] Three guys in 1994 were sheer physical perfection It was Keanu, Leo DiCaprio and Johnny Depp,
Marry, kill, fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 8, 2024 1:33 AM |
Keanu never seems to associate with Leo or Johnny.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 8, 2024 2:29 AM |
As my late grandmother would say, heās āuncomplicated.ā
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 8, 2024 2:33 AM |
For me itās Fuck Leo, Marry Keanu, Kill Johnny āScarvesā Depp.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 8, 2024 2:53 AM |
He's very rich.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 8, 2024 3:01 AM |
He is lovely, even after all these years, but he almost ruined Dangerous Liaisons and Dracula.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 8, 2024 5:10 AM |
True, but no one cared. The audience and the camera loved him.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 8, 2024 5:46 AM |
He's as bad and beautiful as Robert Taylor.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 8, 2024 6:09 AM |
Heāll always be Johnny Utah in a wetsuit to me.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 8, 2024 6:14 AM |
One of my many Keanu encounters:
Attended the premiere of Dracula at Mann's Chinese Theatre. Cast in audience. Coppola shuffled down the aisle in a rumpled suit and made a little speech. We were two rows behind Keanu. When his first scene came up with his atrocious Brit accent the audience burst into laughter. Keanu slumped down and put his head in his hands. Felt bad for him. My BF whispered "Why don't you go comfort him" Woulda coulda shoulda.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 8, 2024 3:07 PM |
Would love to read about more of your Keanu encounters, R89.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 8, 2024 3:28 PM |
I know heās hot and has been every day of his adult life
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 8, 2024 3:34 PM |
Just worked with a dresser who recently worked with him- he confirmed how kind and sweet he is.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 8, 2024 3:49 PM |
[quote] sweet
Does he drink a lot of pineapple juice?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 8, 2024 5:09 PM |
R89 Here's when he was preparing for the role in Dracula.
It's funny when he's yelling in class. If he wasn't handsome he'd be Nicolas Cage.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 8, 2024 5:54 PM |
Gay rumors happened because people believed them, not because of one sighting.
People believed them because it was an easy way to understand why somebody felt ādifferent.ā The detachment could be mistaken for repression. He was also very private since aspies tend to be extremely private people, but that also could be read as closeted.
Another nice Keanu story:
āIām working the box office, bored as hell and suddenly this dude walks up in jeans, a leather jacket and a horse riding helmet. A full ass, weird equestrian looking helmet. It takes me a solid 30 seconds to ignore the helmet and realize itās Keanu Reeves. He wants to buy a ticket for From Hell, the Johnny Depp movie. Iām so f*cking star struck I do what any sensible 16-year-old does and tell him Iād like to give him my employee discount. This means he needs to sign my sheet and therefore I have his autograph. āI donāt work here,ā Keanu says. Seemingly confused by my offer. Iām flustered and just charge him the normal price. Kicking myself after for not getting his autograph. 2 minutes later thereās a knock on the door behind me that leads into the box office. I assume itās my manager. Itās Keanu. āI realized you probably wanted my autograph,' he says. 'So I signed this.' He hands me a receipt from the concessions stand that he signed on the back. He then casually throws an ice cream cone in the trash can and sees his movie. I realize later that he bought an ice cream cone he didnāt want, just to get receipt paper so he could scribble his autograph for a 16-year-old idiot.ā
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 8, 2024 6:28 PM |
" people believe they can diagnose strangers sexuality and psychological state because they have the mentality of a 16-year-old idiot"
fixed for R95 the Aspie Troll.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 8, 2024 7:23 PM |
We know that he's a connoisseur of COCK.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 8, 2024 7:24 PM |
Ironically r96 you are the person who makes hundreds of posts on the Nicholas Galitzine threads talking about his sexuality.
I also flagged you as autistic.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 8, 2024 7:33 PM |
Much of the mockery and disdain that Galitzine is getting from his LGBT base is due to the ham handed way his management handled his media statements on his "official sexuality". The easiest way would be to produce and pap him with his "mystery GF" . Bearding 101.If that was not a practical possibility (don't see why not if said GF actually exists) then perhaps saying nothing rather than his scripted stilted pronouncements. Recall at the height of Keanu's beautiful androgyny, My Private Idaho and the snaps from Wolf Boy were everywhere. An interviewer had the temerity to ask Keanu "Are you gay?" Keanu just shrugged and said "No.. but ya never know." Keanu handled it with humor and charm. He's has had a solid gay fan base for 40 years. Note to Bambi Galitzine.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 8, 2024 8:37 PM |
Reeves is simply the most beautiful man I've ever seen. Every single feature is achingly gorgeous. And his hair. Behold!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 8, 2024 9:25 PM |
James Duvall didn't age so badly. He works constantly in nothing you ever watch.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 8, 2024 9:43 PM |
I don't care if he gives out money. I wish he would give out his asshole instead. Hot sexy daddy in his 60's. Fine wine.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 8, 2024 9:56 PM |
I think Keanu and Ben Affleck should get together once Ben divorce from Jlo is final.
Ben and Keanu would make a cute couple.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 8, 2024 10:03 PM |
BTW, his hairdresser convinced him to cut his hair for Jonah Hill's new movie, I like it.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 8, 2024 11:01 PM |
James Duval has generously gotten his cock out in recent no-budget movies. No complaints but has he heard of OnlyFans?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 8, 2024 11:21 PM |
Sad. Recall when Jimmy was the IT boy. Timmy be warned.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 9, 2024 12:16 AM |
R105 I have a clip of him walking full frontal on my phone somewhere. He's basically Keanu crossed with a little bit of Johnny Depp.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 9, 2024 2:07 AM |
Ugh, Keanu does not deserve Ben Afflict in his life. JLo does deserve Ben. Those two need to tough it out, stay married, and not make anyone else miserable.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 9, 2024 2:24 AM |
Jimmy is quiet a bit shorter than Keanu. Has not aged as well but is better hung . Keanu is not rumored to be packing.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 9, 2024 3:00 AM |
He's been with that older artist for around 5 years now and they seem very happy together. He's always beaming when they're caught by paparazzi out in public.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 9, 2024 4:41 AM |
Oh, my apologies. She's actually younger than him! The white hair threw me off.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 9, 2024 4:42 AM |
They made a book together. She seems to carry herself like Gwyneth Paltrow.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 9, 2024 5:08 AM |
[quote] He's always beaming when they're caught by paparazzi out in public.
That's a sure bet that they're a real couple and happy, then.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 9, 2024 5:30 AM |
R113 Was there for that. Got a snap with him and book signed. Keanu could not have been nicer as was Alexandra. Easy rapport like an old married couple.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 9, 2024 6:11 AM |
R101/ R105 wow James Duvall really is beautiful, very hot for an older guy
by Anonymous | reply 117 | June 9, 2024 6:15 AM |
He was very hot when he was younger. He's the bunny in Donnie Darko and you can see him here at 4:45.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 9, 2024 1:53 PM |
I think the poster who posted the anecdote at R89 is Russell Mulcahy, the director of āHighlanderā.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 16, 2024 11:27 AM |
Years ago a Canadian friend told me how nice he was. When he first made it, he was incredibly generous to a friend in need basically supporting the person. Very unique man,
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 16, 2024 11:45 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 16, 2024 12:55 PM |
All this time on DL never had a stalker. Now in my golden years I get a third rate demented loon R119 .Better late than..š
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 17, 2024 2:11 AM |
R122 Hey I know you're trolling but I always thought that xtc making plans for Nigel video was very interesting and the whole thing ahead of it's time for 79'. It's hard to describe.
Maybe it was simply UK and abroad was a few years ahead in style.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 17, 2024 3:54 AM |
[quote] I think Keanu and Ben Affleck should get together once Ben divorce from Jlo is final. Ben and Keanu would make a cute couple
No, that would be a total disaster. Two moping melancholic actors boring and depressing each other. I think Affleck prefers spicy and fiery Latinos anyway. Plus, Keanu likes to drink, which is bad for Ben's sobriety.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 17, 2024 4:08 AM |
He should have played Jesus when he was younger for Christ's sake. He would have made H.B. Warner, Jeffrey Hunter and Max Von Sydow look like serial killers.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 17, 2024 4:18 PM |
He's a nice guy, living a normal life.
You nosy faggots are never satisfied, are you? If he were living a tabloid-trash lifestyle, you'd be on here bitching about that.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 17, 2024 4:32 PM |
Most of the comments on here are in support of Keanu. And I bet he doesn't say "faggot" unless it's in a script.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 17, 2024 5:02 PM |
R126 Take your homophobia with you back to LSA, femcel.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 17, 2024 8:28 PM |
R129 Iām going to give it a go. China MiĆ©ville has written some of my favourite novels though I find his recent work patchy.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | July 21, 2024 7:25 AM |
A semi clean anal cavity. Only when he goes on a corn binge does his cavity start to resemble a Turkish mud slide.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | July 21, 2024 7:51 AM |