Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

BREAKING - JLo CANCELS tour "to be with her children, family"

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 249June 10, 2024 11:11 PM

I did a search and didn't see a separate thread, yadda yadda.

by Anonymousreply 1May 31, 2024 7:01 PM

Hahahajahahahajahahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahabahahahahaahh

by Anonymousreply 2May 31, 2024 7:01 PM

MELTDOWN! MELTDOWN! DANGER! DANGER!

by Anonymousreply 3May 31, 2024 7:06 PM

That's humiliating. Well, we still have Spider Woman to look forward to.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 4May 31, 2024 7:07 PM

[quote] Jennifer sent this special message to her fans through her OntheJLo site.

[quote] 'I am completely heartsick and devastated about letting you down,' the Hustlers star began.

[quote] 'Please know that I wouldn’t do this if I didn’t feel that it was absolutely necessary.

[quote] 'I promise I will make it up to you and we will all be together again. I love you all so much. Until next time…' wrote the producer.

[quote] A source told DailyMail.com that Lopez was sad to be dropping out of the tour, which was selling well, but needed to be home at this time.

[quote] 'She’s taking time off to be with family and close friends,' said the insider as they noted she had been rehearsing often for the show and was ready to commit, but felt it was time for a break.

[quote] 'This was a very difficult decision made by Jennifer this week and she’s sorry to her fans.'

[quote] This decision was not made around ticket sales as the tour was actually doing well in most key cities and there had been a good uptick, a source told DailyMail.com.

by Anonymousreply 5May 31, 2024 7:08 PM

We don’t want to spend time with you!

Go away!

by Anonymousreply 6May 31, 2024 7:10 PM

" JLo CANCELS tour "to be with her children, family"

JLO then turned to her manager and asked, "I do have children, don't I?"

😂

by Anonymousreply 7May 31, 2024 7:11 PM

We been known

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 8May 31, 2024 7:12 PM

^ "Yeah, but I'm not too sure about the husband", he replied

by Anonymousreply 9May 31, 2024 7:12 PM

Search, idiot.

by Anonymousreply 10May 31, 2024 7:12 PM

A divorce announcement is next.

by Anonymousreply 11May 31, 2024 7:13 PM

Update: This is Me...Now

by Anonymousreply 12May 31, 2024 7:13 PM

[quote] She’s taking time off to be with family and close friends.

I guess that means it’ll just be me.

by Anonymousreply 13May 31, 2024 7:14 PM

"to be with her children, family"

This is usually what politicians say when they are bowing out.

by Anonymousreply 14May 31, 2024 7:15 PM

[quote] This decision was not made around ticket sales as the tour was actually doing well in most key cities and there had been a good uptick, a source told DailyMail.com.

When you cut tickets to $8, you’ll definitely see an “uptick.”

How embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 15May 31, 2024 7:16 PM

I did "search, idiot."

Someone posted it on an old, running thread, which I didn't see, because I searched for a NEW thread saying her tour had been canceled.

Kind of thought this was a newsworthy enough event to post a stand-alone thread.

by Anonymousreply 16May 31, 2024 7:17 PM

How will we go on?

by Anonymousreply 17May 31, 2024 7:17 PM

R16 no.

by Anonymousreply 18May 31, 2024 7:18 PM

I especially liked this line:

[quote] I promise I will make it up to you and we will all be together again. I love you all so much. Until next time…' wrote the producer.

by Anonymousreply 19May 31, 2024 7:18 PM

[quote] wrote the producer

[quote] which was selling well

[quote] This decision was not made around ticket sales as the tour was actually doing well in most key cities and there had been a good uptick

Haha!

by Anonymousreply 20May 31, 2024 7:18 PM

Oh no! What will happen to the fan who wants to hear her greatest hit?

by Anonymousreply 21May 31, 2024 7:19 PM

She might need a mental health break too!

by Anonymousreply 22May 31, 2024 7:20 PM

@r16, You're fine, don't let the thread troll rattle you. He's been fucking the poll troll

by Anonymousreply 23May 31, 2024 7:20 PM

[quote] Oh no! What will happen to the fan who wants to hear her greatest hit?

He’s married to her. More taco-flavored kisses!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 24May 31, 2024 7:21 PM

In other words, she can't stand the thought of sucking so badly at ticket sales that they are begging people to buy them AND losing her husband to her exhausting need for attention at the same time!

by Anonymousreply 25May 31, 2024 7:22 PM

Some dumbasses in the JLo thread were suggesting that she’ll get another Vegas residency. Sorry but they’re not going to touch this toxic bitch. She’s difficult and she can’t sell tickets.

by Anonymousreply 27May 31, 2024 7:24 PM

R26, thanks for making me go blind.

by Anonymousreply 28May 31, 2024 7:30 PM

Seriously. That is ASSaulting to the eyes and unnecessary.

by Anonymousreply 29May 31, 2024 7:31 PM

@r26, I haven't seen your mom in ages, getting on a bit, I see

by Anonymousreply 30May 31, 2024 7:32 PM

Wonder what she's saying to Ben right now to try and make him stay. The more she begs, the clearer it gets for him that this is very much over.

by Anonymousreply 31May 31, 2024 7:32 PM

But, but...they were seen HOLDING HANDS today in LA somewhere!

by Anonymousreply 32May 31, 2024 7:34 PM

Ticket buyers’s gain is Ben’s loss.

by Anonymousreply 33May 31, 2024 7:37 PM

Did her ghost singer back out?

by Anonymousreply 34May 31, 2024 7:39 PM

Well, I guess she's saving face where she can. Blame it on the marriage crumbling...

by Anonymousreply 35May 31, 2024 7:39 PM

I blame it on the bussy nova.

by Anonymousreply 36May 31, 2024 7:41 PM

And this is what you get for treating regular people like shit for 30 years.

Trump yesterday. JLo today.

It must be narcissistic personality disorder comeuppance week.

by Anonymousreply 37May 31, 2024 7:42 PM

r26 is also:

*There's a verdict*

[quote]I wouldn’t be surprised if the jurors were intimidated by intelligence forces.

by Anonymousreply 38May 31, 2024 7:45 PM

Ben's in that queue as well, judging by his appearance at the Tom Brady roast.

by Anonymousreply 39May 31, 2024 7:45 PM

Isn't she connected to all the p diddy situation that could still blow up in her face)

by Anonymousreply 40May 31, 2024 7:46 PM

Wow, how many places despise JLo now?

Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa.

by Anonymousreply 41May 31, 2024 7:48 PM

Few things as bittersweet as watching a star fade. You can almost see the stardom leaving her body. Ben can sense that deep down on a cellular level and is slowly starting to wonder whether she'll start feeding on his own star power shortly.

by Anonymousreply 42May 31, 2024 7:55 PM

This is no longer me now!

by Anonymousreply 43May 31, 2024 7:59 PM

Coming this fall: The new documentary about the tragedy of JLo having to cancel her tour and disappoint her fan. But somehow she'll pull though the heartbreak to bring us more glimpses into her life than no one asked for!

by Anonymousreply 44May 31, 2024 8:00 PM

You’re fine, OP. This is breaking news and more focused. That other JLo thread had gotten stale.

There’s usually at least two to three going on at once.

by Anonymousreply 45May 31, 2024 8:00 PM

Uh oh! She’s threatening to come back.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 46May 31, 2024 8:05 PM

I could not have predicted any of it.

Any of it. Do you understand?

I was told she was ‘back.”

by Anonymousreply 47May 31, 2024 8:09 PM

[quote]She’s taking time off to be with family and close friends.

Has she received some horrible diagnosis or something?

Otherwise this sounds like, “I miss my cat.”

by Anonymousreply 48May 31, 2024 8:21 PM

Yes, JLo's situation is high-profile and embarrassing, but it's not any different than the rest of us go through with our own jobs:

layoffs, getting fired, going out of business, downturn in the economy, products being discontinued, family troubles, change in the public's taste or interest, etc.

Because if ticket sales were going well, there is no way the tour would be canceled or a need to spend time with children and family.

by Anonymousreply 49May 31, 2024 8:23 PM

She was diagnosed with bad ticket sales.

by Anonymousreply 50May 31, 2024 8:28 PM

[quote] Has she received some horrible diagnosis or something

Alas, she has.

She has no talent. She’s a thundercunt. And the whole world thinks she’s a despicable narcissist.

by Anonymousreply 51May 31, 2024 8:35 PM

She's the Latina Sharon Stone.

by Anonymousreply 52May 31, 2024 8:36 PM

What's the heifer moaning about. She's a succubus. She'll snare another man just as soon as Ben's out of the picture.

by Anonymousreply 53May 31, 2024 8:36 PM

Past-her-prime singer pretends to care about her family as a cover for her FAILURE.

by Anonymousreply 54May 31, 2024 8:43 PM

^ Who's left that she hasn't already run off?

by Anonymousreply 55May 31, 2024 8:44 PM

I guess JLoad has never heard the old saying “The show must go on”. There’s no crying in show business.

by Anonymousreply 56May 31, 2024 8:47 PM

[quote] She's the Latina Sharon Stone

Young lady, I will have you know that Sharon Stone not only won the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress in a Drama for her electric performance in the Martin Scorsese cinema classic “Casino” along with being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actress for the same legendary role. She was notoriously robbed for the latter but she remains an unequalled beacon of beauty, talent and charisma in Hollywood decades later.

Jennifer Hernandez has won no awards and is devoid of talent. She is no Sharon Stone.

by Anonymousreply 57May 31, 2024 8:48 PM

JLo should consider hiring a minder/companion like Kris Jenner, Cher and Madge.

by Anonymousreply 58May 31, 2024 8:48 PM

We are 16. We wanted to have a fun summer mostly without Mom around.

And now this.

by Anonymousreply 59May 31, 2024 8:49 PM

The Vegas residency sounds more practical. You have people with disposable money who need 'product'. She's always been just a Vegas backup dancer who got lucky, anyway- with that early-2000s Latin fad.

by Anonymousreply 60May 31, 2024 8:51 PM

R60. An acquired wealth by JLo of $400 million is quite the fad.

by Anonymousreply 61May 31, 2024 8:53 PM

No way does she have $400 mil in cash and assets.

by Anonymousreply 62May 31, 2024 8:54 PM

She is so delusional.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 63May 31, 2024 8:57 PM

She made most of her cash from the fragrance.

by Anonymousreply 64May 31, 2024 9:07 PM

Jennifer Lopez Net Worth: $400 Million

Any credibility to this link?...

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 65May 31, 2024 9:16 PM

I have never met a JLo fan. Its not 2001 anymore. No one cares.

by Anonymousreply 66May 31, 2024 9:17 PM

"...and we will all be together again."

I can't stop giggling at the complete narcissism.

by Anonymousreply 67May 31, 2024 9:20 PM

We'll meet again

Don't know where

Don't know when

But I know we'll meet again some sunny day

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 68May 31, 2024 9:22 PM

R63 She has no friends. Everyone hates her in Hollywood.

That notorious “Movieline” interview was not just an unforced error. She’s a mean, despicable bitch who only uses people to further her own vapid goals and insatiable thirst for attention. And you’ll find more talent in a second grade choral recital.

She has no love and no loyalty. Everyone she “invited” to be a part of her Amazon farce knew that.

by Anonymousreply 69May 31, 2024 9:25 PM

She should have never tried to pursue a “singing” career. She was a semi-decent actress , but now is a complete joke.

by Anonymousreply 70May 31, 2024 9:31 PM

Fuuuuuck.

by Anonymousreply 71May 31, 2024 9:40 PM

Playing in the background of JLo's announcement: Someday We'll Be Together

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 72May 31, 2024 9:53 PM

With those $8 tickets, will she need to break a c-note to give out refunds?

by Anonymousreply 73May 31, 2024 9:54 PM

R70 - But didn't she start as a fly girl dancer on In Living Color? Singing would seem a more logical extension than acting.

by Anonymousreply 74May 31, 2024 9:55 PM

Time for Leah to take Jenny to the mall.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 75May 31, 2024 9:57 PM

Wonder if her friends Sunny Hostin, Ana Navarro and Whoopi will address this on 'The View' next week ? They were pushing her concert tour when she first announced it a few months ago.

by Anonymousreply 76May 31, 2024 10:03 PM

Is her merch still available through her website? I was aiming for this cute purse .

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 77May 31, 2024 10:05 PM

Mess!

by Anonymousreply 78May 31, 2024 10:08 PM

[quote] Wonder if her friends Sunny Hostin, Ana Navarro and Whoopi will address this on 'The View' next week ? They were pushing her concert tour when she first announced it a few months ago.

That explains the initial low sales and the need to fire-sell tickets at $8.

by Anonymousreply 79May 31, 2024 10:16 PM

Never heard of her.

by Anonymousreply 80May 31, 2024 10:26 PM

Ben can't wait for this to be over. No more marriage for him, hookers and blow is the only thing you can trust in this world

by Anonymousreply 81May 31, 2024 10:28 PM

[quote]Wonder if her friends Sunny Hostin, Ana Navarro and Whoopi will address this on 'The View' next week ? They were pushing her concert tour when she first announced it a few months ago.

Was The View really "pushing her concert tour," or did the show simply have JLo on a guest--just like any other guest promoting a concert tour, book, movie, etc?

by Anonymousreply 82May 31, 2024 10:37 PM

Why did Ben marry J-Low when it's been legal for years for him to marry Matt?

by Anonymousreply 83May 31, 2024 10:39 PM

R81 you’d like to believe that because gays hate hetero marriages but most likely he’ll get married again

by Anonymousreply 84May 31, 2024 10:39 PM

When she was on 'The View' back in March (or February?) they were heavily pushing her concert tour. They treated her like a Goddess, not like every other guest pushing a book or concert tour. (Let's say they treated Bill Maher very differently last week then they treated JLo).

by Anonymousreply 85May 31, 2024 10:40 PM

^ That's because his last name is Maher and not Menendez.

by Anonymousreply 86May 31, 2024 10:43 PM

@r84, You're a stupid asshole

" gays hate hetero marriages"

No we don't, but we hate you, cunt

by Anonymousreply 87May 31, 2024 10:48 PM

R87 such a mentally sound individual you are. Not an unhinged crazy queen at all.

by Anonymousreply 88May 31, 2024 10:52 PM

Hello darkness my old friend. I've come to talk with you again.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 89May 31, 2024 10:55 PM

Corrected headline: J-LO CANCELS THE ERRORS TOUR

by Anonymousreply 90May 31, 2024 10:56 PM

LOL R89. That never gets old.

by Anonymousreply 91May 31, 2024 10:57 PM

Has she considered more of a packaged oldies tour with some of her contemporaries like Ashanti and Christina Aguilera? She needn’t do all the heavy lifting.

by Anonymousreply 92May 31, 2024 11:06 PM

r92 that's a good idea, and might actually build some relationships and good will amongst her compatriots and with the public as well.

by Anonymousreply 93May 31, 2024 11:09 PM

@r88, Better than being a hillbilly daddy-fucker like you, miserable bitch

by Anonymousreply 94May 31, 2024 11:13 PM

They need to indict her on that Diddy gun incident.

by Anonymousreply 95May 31, 2024 11:16 PM

R94 is it better though? You don’t make it seem so. But hey, I’m sure you’re a hit in real life. Kisses!

by Anonymousreply 96May 31, 2024 11:18 PM

BIG NEWS from the DM: Emme has apparently REMOVED her "flesh tunnels"!

Maybe it's her way of showing solidarity to MamaLo??

by Anonymousreply 97May 31, 2024 11:23 PM

Janet’s next

by Anonymousreply 98May 31, 2024 11:25 PM

And just like that Fat Edna the rancid cunt @r94 fell through the outhouse floor and was never heard from again

The End

by Anonymousreply 99May 31, 2024 11:30 PM

Hopefully R99. R94 is quite a rancid cunt.

by Anonymousreply 100May 31, 2024 11:32 PM

JLo is not canceling her tour "to be with her children, family."

Jlo is canceling to try and save her marriage. Things are intense. She does not want to divorce...at least not now. Divorce maybe in a couple/few more years, but not yet. Right now a divorce would look much too humiliating and she would be viewed as an unstable flake by the general public. Yes, the general public--the highly critical DL crowd is not the general public.

by Anonymousreply 101May 31, 2024 11:43 PM

Yikes-- thanks for letting us know.

by Anonymousreply 102May 31, 2024 11:45 PM

The Summer Of My Discontent.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 103May 31, 2024 11:52 PM

I love how Ben really inhabits the role of "put upon."

by Anonymousreply 104May 31, 2024 11:57 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 105June 1, 2024 12:10 AM

R105. ^^The kids look like absolute slobs going to a graduation.

by Anonymousreply 106June 1, 2024 12:10 AM

Why is she always so “extra”!?

by Anonymousreply 107June 1, 2024 12:19 AM

Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.

by Anonymousreply 108June 1, 2024 12:20 AM

She’s extra cuz she got her booty, her beauty and her bank account!

by Anonymousreply 109June 1, 2024 12:24 AM

^^actual quote from her “documentary “

by Anonymousreply 110June 1, 2024 12:24 AM

And that's just how she thinks^^

However, she still needs EVERYONE'S FUCKING ATTENTION! MUST HAVE IT!!

by Anonymousreply 111June 1, 2024 12:26 AM

[quote] Imagine putting that much value on your ASS.

Tell me about it.

by Anonymousreply 112June 1, 2024 12:31 AM

I predict they'll divorce and still remain a couple.

by Anonymousreply 113June 1, 2024 12:35 AM

FUCKING BITCH 🥃 🚬 😡

by Anonymousreply 114June 1, 2024 12:50 AM

R103 - Is Ben so drunk that he doesn't know he's pissing his pants?

by Anonymousreply 115June 1, 2024 12:58 AM

Again, people: celeb net worth sites are totally and utter fantasy/bullshit.

No one has any idea how much anyone has made, let alone how they’ve spent and invested it.

I can’t believe people keep citing these sites.

by Anonymousreply 116June 1, 2024 1:18 AM

[quote] Imagine putting that much value on your ASS

I can’t imagine

by Anonymousreply 117June 1, 2024 2:04 AM

[quote] Some dumbasses in the JLo thread were suggesting that she’ll get another Vegas residency. Sorry but they’re not going to touch this toxic bitch. She’s difficult and she can’t sell tickets.

She's a proven Vegas star. Her "tour" should have been a Vegas residency all along. She will be successful in Vegas.

by Anonymousreply 118June 1, 2024 2:16 AM

^^^ jlo , give it up Already. Geezzzz

by Anonymousreply 119June 1, 2024 2:27 AM

Poor Ben was looking forward to being balls deep in strippers, starlets, and call girls while JHo was on tour.

It's a cruel, cruel summer....

by Anonymousreply 120June 1, 2024 6:50 AM

It's nice to see Ben keeping up his figure, and not letting his mistreatment by that harlot affect his physique negatively.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 121June 1, 2024 10:46 AM

What happens to their nepo babies should they separate?

by Anonymousreply 122June 1, 2024 11:10 AM

[quote] This decision was not made around ticket sales as the tour was actually doing well in most key cities and there had been a good uptick, a source told DailyMail.com.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 123June 1, 2024 11:23 AM

R122 How can they be nepo babies if none of them work in showbiz?

by Anonymousreply 124June 1, 2024 11:24 AM

Potential nepos, then.

by Anonymousreply 125June 1, 2024 11:28 AM

At least Emme removed her FLESH TUNNELS!

by Anonymousreply 126June 1, 2024 11:30 AM

[quote] She's a proven Vegas star. Her "tour" should have been a Vegas residency all along. She will be successful in Vegas.

Jenny from the Strip! How much for a Dirty Sanchez?

by Anonymousreply 127June 1, 2024 12:42 PM

The JLo threads never fail to disappoint. Keep it up bitches!

by Anonymousreply 128June 1, 2024 1:39 PM

Reminder: Ben has a very flat ass.

by Anonymousreply 129June 1, 2024 1:54 PM

Most popular singers have their tickets sellout in minutes and boast of ticket site crashes and having to add more dates due to popular demand, not that tickets are still being sold weeks after they're released.

JLO has not really focused on making quality albums with at least a handful of songs that would be popular, not since her heyday at least. I'll give her credit for hanging on to fake so long..

by Anonymousreply 130June 1, 2024 2:17 PM

Fame*

by Anonymousreply 131June 1, 2024 2:18 PM

[quote] Most popular singers

I AM NOT most popular singers.

by Anonymousreply 132June 1, 2024 2:19 PM

I am not a popular singer

by Anonymousreply 133June 1, 2024 2:27 PM

I’m not a singer.

by Anonymousreply 134June 1, 2024 2:28 PM

Fake is also appropriate as the bitch can't sing a note

by Anonymousreply 135June 1, 2024 2:28 PM

What is her biggest hit? Jenny from the block?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 136June 1, 2024 2:30 PM

I sing like shit

by Anonymousreply 137June 1, 2024 2:31 PM

Regarding poor to non-existent tix sales for the tour, I think I've answered my own question I raised earlier about my assumption that marketing research is performed beforehand to determine, before you announce a tour, that there's interest by the buying public.

JLo's ego and attention addiction refused to even consider the possibility that any such thing was necessary.

This humiliation was inevitable.

by Anonymousreply 138June 1, 2024 2:34 PM

I agree, she would do well with a limited Vegas residency.

by Anonymousreply 139June 1, 2024 2:36 PM

She should consider Branson

by Anonymousreply 140June 1, 2024 2:39 PM

[quote] Reminder: Ben has a very flat ass.

That's on account of his fraternity paddling fetish... poor thing has had it pounded flat like a chicken cutlet. Leo turned him onto it.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 141June 1, 2024 2:52 PM

Her poor housekeeper is swapping out all the good china ready for Cyclone Jenny to come back home and start smashing everything in sight.

by Anonymousreply 142June 1, 2024 2:56 PM

You were saying, r141?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 143June 1, 2024 2:57 PM

R136 I think it's "On The Floor", it seems to be her biggest seller.

by Anonymousreply 144June 1, 2024 3:00 PM

How about he follow up, "On All Fours"?

by Anonymousreply 145June 1, 2024 3:06 PM

Well, she thinks she can end a patriotic song with "Let's get loud!" At presidential inaugurations, so maybe that one?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 146June 1, 2024 3:06 PM

Not to mention that it's a nice allegory to the current state of her career, R144.

Still, we shouldn't criticize this talentless slag so harshly: she cannot sing at all, is barely mediocre as a dancer and actress, has the personality of an inland taipan snake, looks like shit without makeup and has the body of a jellyfied refrigerator, but she has managed to stretch her career for 30 years and become outrageously wealthy in the process. It's admirable how she has managed to do so well while having so very little to offer.

by Anonymousreply 147June 1, 2024 3:14 PM

She makes me sad and want the bottle.

by Anonymousreply 148June 1, 2024 3:19 PM

R146 I still don't know how she managed to sing so well live there

by Anonymousreply 149June 1, 2024 3:20 PM

She doesn't even know the names of her children.

by Anonymousreply 150June 1, 2024 4:09 PM

Well, what IS her biggest hit? I think it’s Waiting for Tonight.

by Anonymousreply 151June 1, 2024 4:12 PM

[quote]How much for a Dirty Sanchez?

Trust me, you can't afford it.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 152June 1, 2024 4:34 PM

Is she gonna teach her daughter to twerk her pussy like mom does?

by Anonymousreply 153June 1, 2024 4:48 PM

R151 Waiting For A Shite!

by Anonymousreply 154June 1, 2024 5:22 PM

i remember a terrible song that has some lyrics:

"if you had my love, and I..."

That is the eXtent of the song(s) I know of hers.

by Anonymousreply 155June 1, 2024 5:54 PM

R155, that song is called “If you had my love” and it was her first single. I remember reading a review of it before I had ever heard any Jennifer Lopez songs, and the critic wrote “once she starts singing, it’s not a total embarrassment.”

by Anonymousreply 156June 1, 2024 8:00 PM

R155 - "If You Had My Love" (1999). That and "Love Don't Cost a Thing" (2001) are really the only ones I know.

by Anonymousreply 157June 1, 2024 8:03 PM

Could someone please remind we why we hate JLo?

by Anonymousreply 158June 1, 2024 8:06 PM

Forget it, Jake. It's DataLounge.

by Anonymousreply 159June 1, 2024 8:11 PM

Which females have successfully transitioned from acting to a music career? Seems much less common than singer to actress.

by Anonymousreply 160June 1, 2024 8:15 PM

Singer to actress is much more common: Lady Gaga, Madonna, Whitney Houston, Dolly Parton... hell, even Michelle Phillips.

by Anonymousreply 161June 1, 2024 8:21 PM

You mean the divorce is coming soon!

by Anonymousreply 162June 1, 2024 8:26 PM

Yolanda Saldívar committed so many crimes against humanity.

First, she killed Selena which is bad enough. But, because of this, JLo ended up with a career.

She is directly to blame for JLo being pushed on us for the past 25 years.

by Anonymousreply 163June 1, 2024 8:33 PM

Does J Lo need a fan club president?

by Anonymousreply 164June 1, 2024 8:36 PM

Variety weighs in!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 165June 1, 2024 8:44 PM

DLers revel in schadenfreude.

by Anonymousreply 166June 1, 2024 8:46 PM

They need to fuck off with that shit at R165.

[quote]Jennifer Lopez’s Canceled Tour, and Society’s Twisted Pleasure in Seeing Strong Women Fail

She’s a well-known cunt who can’t sing. She should have failed 20 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 167June 1, 2024 9:15 PM

Hi everyone, remember me?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 168June 1, 2024 10:06 PM

Because she's so talented. She's an actress, a dancer, a singer, and has a giant butt and can get an A blister like Ben Affleck. DL is jealous of her and roots for the demise of such a high status person because it's unfair.

Like Heath Ledger said, they build you up to tear you down.

by Anonymousreply 169June 1, 2024 10:29 PM

YOU FUCKING SOUL-SUCKING BITCH! YOU'RE NEVER SATISFIED!!!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 170June 1, 2024 10:41 PM

[quote] Could someone please remind we why we hate JLo?

I have no idea. She should be a DL icon just on the back of that infamously bitchy 1998 "Movieline" article.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 171June 1, 2024 10:55 PM

[quote]has a giant butt and can get an A blister like Ben Affleck. DL is jealous

We’re not jealous of her blister on her giant butt.

by Anonymousreply 172June 1, 2024 10:56 PM

R169 = J.Lo's PR Agency.

by Anonymousreply 173June 1, 2024 11:02 PM

[quote] She's a proven Vegas star. Her "tour" should have been a Vegas residency all along. She will be successful in Vegas.

I'll be dancing at the Cheetah!

by Anonymousreply 174June 2, 2024 12:01 AM

[quote] an A blister like Ben Affleck.

"an A blister" is right on the money!

by Anonymousreply 175June 2, 2024 12:01 AM

[quote]r147 talentless slag. she cannot sing at all, is barely mediocre as a dancer and actress…

I agree her “singing” is entirely manufactured but she’s honestly a good actress.

by Anonymousreply 176June 2, 2024 12:14 AM

R171 it’s been awhile since I read that, but I don’t know how it got past her manager and publicist to make it to print. Almost every actress she cited went on to win, or be nominated for, Oscars, Emmys and Golden Globes (except Winona after the interview, but she had a comeback with Stranger Things). Delightfully bitchy interview, but she truly is a cunt of the highest order. No wonder she couldn’t get anyone of any relevance on that shitfest doc of hers.

by Anonymousreply 177June 2, 2024 12:51 AM

These people don’t like her:

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 178June 2, 2024 1:53 AM

Yet another talentless New Yorker who has duped the public.

by Anonymousreply 179June 2, 2024 2:09 AM

Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who hate gays.

by Anonymousreply 180June 2, 2024 3:02 AM

It appears she’s not all bad:

[quote]On Gwyneth Paltrow: “Tell me what she’s been in? I swear to God, I don’t remember anything she was in. Some people get hot by association. I heard more about her and Brad Pitt than I ever heard about her work.”

(R171 interview)

by Anonymousreply 181June 2, 2024 3:09 AM

She doesn't wear enough clothing.

by Anonymousreply 182June 2, 2024 3:28 AM

I think the hate for her started when she was upset that she didn't get nominated for an Academy Award for Hustlers.

Not because she has no acting talent, or that it was a horrible movie, but because of the RACISM BECAUSE SHE'S PUERTO RICAN!!!!

by Anonymousreply 183June 2, 2024 3:33 AM

She didn't get nominated because Hollywood will never forget that Movieline article.

by Anonymousreply 184June 2, 2024 3:39 AM

R184, I had never read that interview nor even heard about it until you mentioned it. I just found it through Googling and.....HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wonder so many people hate her so much.

by Anonymousreply 185June 2, 2024 3:47 AM

She has terrible ears for someone who shows them off so much.

by Anonymousreply 186June 2, 2024 4:17 AM

This clip is burned in my brain...

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 187June 2, 2024 4:59 AM

Yep. She gambled on her ability to draw crowds and lost. Smart to cancel. The wording is made by a junior PR person, so don't read much into that. But do I feel sorry for her? Hell no. She's rich as fuck. She's gorgeous. She's fine. But I'll wake up Monday morning and have to get back to work trying to find a job. I feel sorry for me. JLo is fine.

by Anonymousreply 188June 2, 2024 5:22 AM

Who do I speak with concerning a refund for my ticket now that the tour’s canceled? It’s just enough money to buy her new album in the clearance rack at Best Buy- he he he he

by Anonymousreply 189June 2, 2024 7:00 AM

R189 is one of the dozens affected.

by Anonymousreply 190June 2, 2024 7:07 AM

She only has herself to blame. The gays have been waiting for “Waiting for Tonight” part 2.

Also, she’s been awful to everyone, and she stole Mariah’s “Glitter” single sample (2001), just to be a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 191June 2, 2024 7:40 AM

[quote]and she stole Mariah’s “Glitter” single sample (2001), just to be a bitch.

Is it really stealing if you take something worthless?

by Anonymousreply 192June 2, 2024 9:02 AM

[quote]BREAKING - JLo CANCELS tour "to be with her children, family"

Well, it's better than Janet Jackson's usual excuses for cancelling her tours.

by Anonymousreply 193June 2, 2024 11:23 AM

Maybe a Janet-J Lo collab could potentially half fill an arena at best.

by Anonymousreply 194June 2, 2024 11:38 AM

Not even that much R194.

by Anonymousreply 195June 2, 2024 11:45 AM

R180 just won’t learn.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 196June 2, 2024 11:50 AM

Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who hate gays.

by Anonymousreply 197June 2, 2024 12:00 PM

R197 so do you. As promised, I made a new NYP thread in your honor. Keep it up.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 198June 2, 2024 12:12 PM

It's not about you, darling.

by Anonymousreply 199June 2, 2024 12:18 PM

Jennifer! I am the ghost of Christmas Future!!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 200June 2, 2024 1:13 PM

Oh DL you're horrible! Horrible!

You're like the snobby mall lady who wouldn't let her shop!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 201June 2, 2024 5:06 PM

[quote]Has she considered more of a packaged oldies tour with some of her contemporaries like Ashanti and Christina Aguilera? She needn’t do all the heavy lifting.

Nor any of the heavy vocal lifting, with Ashanti there to do it again for her.

by Anonymousreply 202June 3, 2024 5:40 AM

R202: hahaha, we can take that right back to ‘nor any of the vocals’ if Ashanti is there, heavy or not.

by Anonymousreply 203June 3, 2024 5:47 AM

Why are all these cunts so unoriginal with the "spending time to focus on the family" BS excuse for when they can't sell concerts/get fired/careers implode?

Remember when Angelina told everyone she had chickenpox? Jello should have gone with glandular fever, as it would have bought her much more time than chickenpox.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 204June 3, 2024 7:59 AM

R129 Exhibit A. Ben's flat ass.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 205June 3, 2024 2:27 PM

Ben has a weird stance in a lot of photos.

by Anonymousreply 206June 5, 2024 1:40 AM

JLo is an aggressive pegger.

by Anonymousreply 207June 5, 2024 3:30 AM

🤣😂🤣 r205. He has a bald spot brewing, too. Bad news combined with his receding hairline.

by Anonymousreply 208June 5, 2024 8:51 AM

How many people were instantly out of a job?

by Anonymousreply 209June 5, 2024 9:09 AM

She always looks so angry.

That story about her getting rid of all the Virgo dancers (after a full day of auditioning for her) is so funny and sounds like it could be true.

by Anonymousreply 210June 5, 2024 9:20 AM

J. Lo (noun) - see bitch

by Anonymousreply 211June 5, 2024 9:42 AM

Not great headlines

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 212June 5, 2024 11:17 AM

Actually

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 213June 5, 2024 11:21 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 214June 5, 2024 12:02 PM

She looks like she's trying to hold in a shit. Too many tacos.

by Anonymousreply 215June 5, 2024 1:45 PM

[quote] US star Jennifer Lopez is spreading a message of love amid speculation over her marriage to actor Ben Affleck and the cancellation of her US summer tour.

The 54-year-old praised her fans after discovering the "great news" that her newly-released film Atlas is "number one worldwide again this week".

"It may seem like there's a lot of negativity out in the world right now … but don’t let the voices of a few drown out that there is soooo much love out there," Lopez said in a statement on her newsletter.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 216June 6, 2024 10:23 AM

R214 that’s Kathie Lee Lopez

by Anonymousreply 217June 6, 2024 3:22 PM

r27 and somehow, she couldn't even muster a Top 20 or Top 10 hit from her expensive album. Even a non-singer l-ke Kylie Minogue can make a relevant pop hit. I don't know why JLo can't call whoever is writing and producing Dua Lipa's hits to shit out something passable. My assumption is that JLo and her long-time manager, Benny, have zero music instincts. She doesn't know shit about music, which is why that part of her career is a mess.

by Anonymousreply 218June 6, 2024 4:12 PM

R218, Dua's new album is flopping almost as bad as JLo's.

by Anonymousreply 219June 6, 2024 4:21 PM

Pop music is for young people to sing and create and listen to. If she really wants a career resurgence she needs to keep on with acting.

by Anonymousreply 220June 6, 2024 4:26 PM

r206 Ben is a basic looking white man. He has never been that hot with his lipless and ass-less self. But JLo doesn't like dating men better looking than her. She could have some serious knockouts as spouses but chooses basic looking men with anger or substance abuse issue. She's a mess looking for a bigger mess.

She also doesn't seem to really like being in relationships or else she wouldn't help sabotage all of them. When you've been married 3-4 times, you are the problem.

by Anonymousreply 221June 6, 2024 4:33 PM

r219 everyone's albums flop, besides Taylor's. Dua's issues stem from creating the same song 5 times and expecting it to be a hit. She's lazy as hell, but her sound is more relevant than that mess JLo shat out. And my example was just an example. Pick any good producer and song writer today and make it work. JLo is too rich to be struggling to find a hit. She put like $20 mill into a movie (I don't believe it but that's the story), so she has all the money she needs to buy a hit.

by Anonymousreply 222June 6, 2024 4:37 PM

Ben walks like he has been ridden hard.

by Anonymousreply 223June 6, 2024 5:10 PM

JLO"s first few albums were well managed to sell well and produce hits. She stopped trying or stopped being given hot songs.

by Anonymousreply 224June 6, 2024 8:00 PM

What are Stock, Aitken and Waterman up to?

by Anonymousreply 225June 7, 2024 7:14 AM

He needs to wear sunglasses.

At all times.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 226June 7, 2024 9:10 AM

She looks so constipated here!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 227June 9, 2024 8:41 AM

Why doesn’t he just walk away?

by Anonymousreply 228June 9, 2024 12:24 PM

He's waiting to find the right stripper to eat out again, r228.

He really does look like shit.

by Anonymousreply 229June 9, 2024 12:33 PM

She looks like her true personality is showing through and he looks like he just woke up from a week-long bender.

by Anonymousreply 230June 9, 2024 2:52 PM

Meghan McCain is joining the Jennifer Lopez “hate train.”...

Hey Meghan SHE DIDN'T LIKE YOU! Christ these Republicans really are snow flakes.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 231June 9, 2024 4:10 PM

Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who hate gays.

by Anonymousreply 232June 9, 2024 4:13 PM

JLo being a bitch to The View actually makes me like her a bit more.

by Anonymousreply 233June 9, 2024 4:31 PM

I wonder how all the JLo hate from some quarters is going to affect the box office of the film version of KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN in which she's starring? It's currently in production, and I don't see a release date, but probably late this year or sometime next year.

by Anonymousreply 234June 9, 2024 5:10 PM

I thought KOTSW was 2 male leads?

by Anonymousreply 235June 9, 2024 5:14 PM

It's probably been re-imagined into a musical featuring the Marvel Comics character.

by Anonymousreply 236June 9, 2024 5:18 PM

She probably canceled the tour because she didn't want to get divorce papers served to her onstage during a number.

"This next song is titled Dear Ben, it's part two of the love of my life, who I finally married after twenty...excuse me, you can't be on the stage! Security! Where's my Security Team? Who the fuck are you? Why are you giving me these papers?"

by Anonymousreply 237June 9, 2024 5:33 PM

Aren’t her children grown now?

by Anonymousreply 238June 9, 2024 8:33 PM

R238 they're 16

by Anonymousreply 239June 9, 2024 8:38 PM

I just watched The Greatest Love Story Never Told. Jennifer is whiny and fussy. Bitchy but not in a powerful way. Her moments of vulnerability seem actressy.

I did watch the whole thing though!

by Anonymousreply 240June 10, 2024 2:00 AM

[quote]Meghan McCain is joining the Jennifer Lopez “hate train.”...

MeAgain shading someone else for being unpleasant? That's rich!

by Anonymousreply 241June 10, 2024 2:04 AM

R240 and Ben looked like he wanted the floor to swallow him up, like a kid whose parents make him sing in a room full of relatives.

by Anonymousreply 242June 10, 2024 2:29 AM

[quote] I did watch the whole thing though!

You are a stronger person than I 🙏

by Anonymousreply 243June 10, 2024 4:04 AM

I honestly believe they cannot afford their new 60 million dollar house payment. This was an easy way to get out of the massive debt. She thought her movie, etc would catapult their earnings. She was wrong. I bet once the house sells and the economic stress dissipates they will magically reunite.

by Anonymousreply 244June 10, 2024 6:07 AM

Doesn’t that house have like 30 bathrooms? She has a big ass, but nobody needs that many shitters.

by Anonymousreply 245June 10, 2024 10:53 AM

They shittin' ALL up in that bitch

by Anonymousreply 246June 10, 2024 6:04 PM

r244 would make sense because it seems like they tried to copy what Beyonce and Jay-Z did with a very expensive home in Malibu. But Jay-Z's company's make good money (like Ben's), but Beyonce was doing a billion dollar tour. They seem capable of affording their lifestyle given nearly two and a half decades of success within the music industry. Beyonce has been touring for so long that it makes sense for her to have a mountain of cash.

JLo did get her first "internal" tour until her 40s with the her 2012 album. Till then, she was doing area tours only in the US. Beyonce has been doing stadium tours since the late 90s. Internal stadium tours since the early-20s.

by Anonymousreply 247June 10, 2024 6:40 PM

Let me try this again.

r244 that would make sense because it seems like they tried to copy what Beyonce and Jay-Z did with their very expensive home in Malibu. But Jay-Z's company makes good money (like Ben's) and is much larger than Ben's. Beyonce just got done doing a billion dollar tour. The Carters seem capable of affording their lifestyle given nearly two and a half decades of success within the music industry. Beyonce has been touring for so long that it makes sense for her to have a mountain of cash.

JLo didn't get her first "international" tour until her 40s with the her 2012 album. Till then, she was doing arena tours only in the US. Beyonce has been doing stadium/area tours since the late-90s. Internal national stadium tours since the mid-2000s.

by Anonymousreply 248June 10, 2024 6:43 PM

[quote]“I was a host at The View, she was not nice,” Meghan McCain said about Jennifer. “You don’t always have to be so nice, but it was surprising that people like Kim Kardashian couldn’t be more delightful. When you’re coming on a show for a 10-minute segment … just fake it ‘til you make it for 10 f**king 10 minutes.”

Fake it like your delightful and so nice father did?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 249June 10, 2024 11:11 PM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!