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BREAKING - JLo CANCELS tour "to be with her children, family"
by Anonymous | reply 253 | June 19, 2024 5:47 PM |
I did a search and didn't see a separate thread, yadda yadda.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 31, 2024 7:01 PM |
Hahahajahahahajahahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahabahahahahaahh
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 31, 2024 7:01 PM |
MELTDOWN! MELTDOWN! DANGER! DANGER!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 31, 2024 7:06 PM |
That's humiliating. Well, we still have Spider Woman to look forward to.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 31, 2024 7:07 PM |
[quote] Jennifer sent this special message to her fans through her OntheJLo site.
[quote] 'I am completely heartsick and devastated about letting you down,' the Hustlers star began.
[quote] 'Please know that I wouldn’t do this if I didn’t feel that it was absolutely necessary.
[quote] 'I promise I will make it up to you and we will all be together again. I love you all so much. Until next time…' wrote the producer.
[quote] A source told DailyMail.com that Lopez was sad to be dropping out of the tour, which was selling well, but needed to be home at this time.
[quote] 'She’s taking time off to be with family and close friends,' said the insider as they noted she had been rehearsing often for the show and was ready to commit, but felt it was time for a break.
[quote] 'This was a very difficult decision made by Jennifer this week and she’s sorry to her fans.'
[quote] This decision was not made around ticket sales as the tour was actually doing well in most key cities and there had been a good uptick, a source told DailyMail.com.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 31, 2024 7:08 PM |
We don’t want to spend time with you!
Go away!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 31, 2024 7:10 PM |
" JLo CANCELS tour "to be with her children, family"
JLO then turned to her manager and asked, "I do have children, don't I?"
😂
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 31, 2024 7:11 PM |
^ "Yeah, but I'm not too sure about the husband", he replied
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 31, 2024 7:12 PM |
Search, idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 31, 2024 7:12 PM |
A divorce announcement is next.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 31, 2024 7:13 PM |
Update: This is Me...Now
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 31, 2024 7:13 PM |
[quote] She’s taking time off to be with family and close friends.
I guess that means it’ll just be me.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 31, 2024 7:14 PM |
"to be with her children, family"
This is usually what politicians say when they are bowing out.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 31, 2024 7:15 PM |
[quote] This decision was not made around ticket sales as the tour was actually doing well in most key cities and there had been a good uptick, a source told DailyMail.com.
When you cut tickets to $8, you’ll definitely see an “uptick.”
How embarrassing.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 31, 2024 7:16 PM |
I did "search, idiot."
Someone posted it on an old, running thread, which I didn't see, because I searched for a NEW thread saying her tour had been canceled.
Kind of thought this was a newsworthy enough event to post a stand-alone thread.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 31, 2024 7:17 PM |
How will we go on?
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 31, 2024 7:17 PM |
R16 no.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 31, 2024 7:18 PM |
I especially liked this line:
[quote] I promise I will make it up to you and we will all be together again. I love you all so much. Until next time…' wrote the producer.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 31, 2024 7:18 PM |
[quote] wrote the producer
[quote] which was selling well
[quote] This decision was not made around ticket sales as the tour was actually doing well in most key cities and there had been a good uptick
Haha!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 31, 2024 7:18 PM |
Oh no! What will happen to the fan who wants to hear her greatest hit?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 31, 2024 7:19 PM |
She might need a mental health break too!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 31, 2024 7:20 PM |
@r16, You're fine, don't let the thread troll rattle you. He's been fucking the poll troll
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 31, 2024 7:20 PM |
[quote] Oh no! What will happen to the fan who wants to hear her greatest hit?
He’s married to her. More taco-flavored kisses!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 31, 2024 7:21 PM |
In other words, she can't stand the thought of sucking so badly at ticket sales that they are begging people to buy them AND losing her husband to her exhausting need for attention at the same time!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 31, 2024 7:22 PM |
Some dumbasses in the JLo thread were suggesting that she’ll get another Vegas residency. Sorry but they’re not going to touch this toxic bitch. She’s difficult and she can’t sell tickets.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 31, 2024 7:24 PM |
R26, thanks for making me go blind.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 31, 2024 7:30 PM |
Seriously. That is ASSaulting to the eyes and unnecessary.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 31, 2024 7:31 PM |
@r26, I haven't seen your mom in ages, getting on a bit, I see
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 31, 2024 7:32 PM |
Wonder what she's saying to Ben right now to try and make him stay. The more she begs, the clearer it gets for him that this is very much over.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 31, 2024 7:32 PM |
But, but...they were seen HOLDING HANDS today in LA somewhere!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 31, 2024 7:34 PM |
Ticket buyers’s gain is Ben’s loss.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 31, 2024 7:37 PM |
Did her ghost singer back out?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 31, 2024 7:39 PM |
Well, I guess she's saving face where she can. Blame it on the marriage crumbling...
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 31, 2024 7:39 PM |
I blame it on the bussy nova.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 31, 2024 7:41 PM |
And this is what you get for treating regular people like shit for 30 years.
Trump yesterday. JLo today.
It must be narcissistic personality disorder comeuppance week.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 31, 2024 7:42 PM |
r26 is also:
*There's a verdict*
[quote]I wouldn’t be surprised if the jurors were intimidated by intelligence forces.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 31, 2024 7:45 PM |
Ben's in that queue as well, judging by his appearance at the Tom Brady roast.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 31, 2024 7:45 PM |
Isn't she connected to all the p diddy situation that could still blow up in her face)
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 31, 2024 7:46 PM |
Wow, how many places despise JLo now?
Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 31, 2024 7:48 PM |
Few things as bittersweet as watching a star fade. You can almost see the stardom leaving her body. Ben can sense that deep down on a cellular level and is slowly starting to wonder whether she'll start feeding on his own star power shortly.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 31, 2024 7:55 PM |
This is no longer me now!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 31, 2024 7:59 PM |
Coming this fall: The new documentary about the tragedy of JLo having to cancel her tour and disappoint her fan. But somehow she'll pull though the heartbreak to bring us more glimpses into her life than no one asked for!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 31, 2024 8:00 PM |
You’re fine, OP. This is breaking news and more focused. That other JLo thread had gotten stale.
There’s usually at least two to three going on at once.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 31, 2024 8:00 PM |
I could not have predicted any of it.
Any of it. Do you understand?
I was told she was ‘back.”
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 31, 2024 8:09 PM |
[quote]She’s taking time off to be with family and close friends.
Has she received some horrible diagnosis or something?
Otherwise this sounds like, “I miss my cat.”
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 31, 2024 8:21 PM |
Yes, JLo's situation is high-profile and embarrassing, but it's not any different than the rest of us go through with our own jobs:
layoffs, getting fired, going out of business, downturn in the economy, products being discontinued, family troubles, change in the public's taste or interest, etc.
Because if ticket sales were going well, there is no way the tour would be canceled or a need to spend time with children and family.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 31, 2024 8:23 PM |
She was diagnosed with bad ticket sales.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 31, 2024 8:28 PM |
[quote] Has she received some horrible diagnosis or something
Alas, she has.
She has no talent. She’s a thundercunt. And the whole world thinks she’s a despicable narcissist.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 31, 2024 8:35 PM |
She's the Latina Sharon Stone.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 31, 2024 8:36 PM |
What's the heifer moaning about. She's a succubus. She'll snare another man just as soon as Ben's out of the picture.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 31, 2024 8:36 PM |
Past-her-prime singer pretends to care about her family as a cover for her FAILURE.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 31, 2024 8:43 PM |
^ Who's left that she hasn't already run off?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 31, 2024 8:44 PM |
I guess JLoad has never heard the old saying “The show must go on”. There’s no crying in show business.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 31, 2024 8:47 PM |
[quote] She's the Latina Sharon Stone
Young lady, I will have you know that Sharon Stone not only won the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress in a Drama for her electric performance in the Martin Scorsese cinema classic “Casino” along with being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actress for the same legendary role. She was notoriously robbed for the latter but she remains an unequalled beacon of beauty, talent and charisma in Hollywood decades later.
Jennifer Hernandez has won no awards and is devoid of talent. She is no Sharon Stone.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 31, 2024 8:48 PM |
JLo should consider hiring a minder/companion like Kris Jenner, Cher and Madge.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 31, 2024 8:48 PM |
We are 16. We wanted to have a fun summer mostly without Mom around.
And now this.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 31, 2024 8:49 PM |
The Vegas residency sounds more practical. You have people with disposable money who need 'product'. She's always been just a Vegas backup dancer who got lucky, anyway- with that early-2000s Latin fad.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 31, 2024 8:51 PM |
R60. An acquired wealth by JLo of $400 million is quite the fad.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 31, 2024 8:53 PM |
No way does she have $400 mil in cash and assets.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 31, 2024 8:54 PM |
She made most of her cash from the fragrance.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 31, 2024 9:07 PM |
Jennifer Lopez Net Worth: $400 Million
Any credibility to this link?...
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 31, 2024 9:16 PM |
I have never met a JLo fan. Its not 2001 anymore. No one cares.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 31, 2024 9:17 PM |
"...and we will all be together again."
I can't stop giggling at the complete narcissism.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 31, 2024 9:20 PM |
We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 31, 2024 9:22 PM |
R63 She has no friends. Everyone hates her in Hollywood.
That notorious “Movieline” interview was not just an unforced error. She’s a mean, despicable bitch who only uses people to further her own vapid goals and insatiable thirst for attention. And you’ll find more talent in a second grade choral recital.
She has no love and no loyalty. Everyone she “invited” to be a part of her Amazon farce knew that.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 31, 2024 9:25 PM |
She should have never tried to pursue a “singing” career. She was a semi-decent actress , but now is a complete joke.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 31, 2024 9:31 PM |
Fuuuuuck.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 31, 2024 9:40 PM |
Playing in the background of JLo's announcement: Someday We'll Be Together
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 31, 2024 9:53 PM |
With those $8 tickets, will she need to break a c-note to give out refunds?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 31, 2024 9:54 PM |
R70 - But didn't she start as a fly girl dancer on In Living Color? Singing would seem a more logical extension than acting.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 31, 2024 9:55 PM |
Wonder if her friends Sunny Hostin, Ana Navarro and Whoopi will address this on 'The View' next week ? They were pushing her concert tour when she first announced it a few months ago.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 31, 2024 10:03 PM |
Is her merch still available through her website? I was aiming for this cute purse .
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 31, 2024 10:05 PM |
Mess!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 31, 2024 10:08 PM |
[quote] Wonder if her friends Sunny Hostin, Ana Navarro and Whoopi will address this on 'The View' next week ? They were pushing her concert tour when she first announced it a few months ago.
That explains the initial low sales and the need to fire-sell tickets at $8.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 31, 2024 10:16 PM |
Never heard of her.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 31, 2024 10:26 PM |
Ben can't wait for this to be over. No more marriage for him, hookers and blow is the only thing you can trust in this world
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 31, 2024 10:28 PM |
[quote]Wonder if her friends Sunny Hostin, Ana Navarro and Whoopi will address this on 'The View' next week ? They were pushing her concert tour when she first announced it a few months ago.
Was The View really "pushing her concert tour," or did the show simply have JLo on a guest--just like any other guest promoting a concert tour, book, movie, etc?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 31, 2024 10:37 PM |
Why did Ben marry J-Low when it's been legal for years for him to marry Matt?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 31, 2024 10:39 PM |
R81 you’d like to believe that because gays hate hetero marriages but most likely he’ll get married again
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 31, 2024 10:39 PM |
When she was on 'The View' back in March (or February?) they were heavily pushing her concert tour. They treated her like a Goddess, not like every other guest pushing a book or concert tour. (Let's say they treated Bill Maher very differently last week then they treated JLo).
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 31, 2024 10:40 PM |
^ That's because his last name is Maher and not Menendez.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 31, 2024 10:43 PM |
@r84, You're a stupid asshole
" gays hate hetero marriages"
No we don't, but we hate you, cunt
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 31, 2024 10:48 PM |
R87 such a mentally sound individual you are. Not an unhinged crazy queen at all.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 31, 2024 10:52 PM |
Hello darkness my old friend. I've come to talk with you again.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 31, 2024 10:55 PM |
Corrected headline: J-LO CANCELS THE ERRORS TOUR
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 31, 2024 10:56 PM |
LOL R89. That never gets old.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 31, 2024 10:57 PM |
Has she considered more of a packaged oldies tour with some of her contemporaries like Ashanti and Christina Aguilera? She needn’t do all the heavy lifting.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 31, 2024 11:06 PM |
r92 that's a good idea, and might actually build some relationships and good will amongst her compatriots and with the public as well.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 31, 2024 11:09 PM |
@r88, Better than being a hillbilly daddy-fucker like you, miserable bitch
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 31, 2024 11:13 PM |
They need to indict her on that Diddy gun incident.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 31, 2024 11:16 PM |
R94 is it better though? You don’t make it seem so. But hey, I’m sure you’re a hit in real life. Kisses!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 31, 2024 11:18 PM |
BIG NEWS from the DM: Emme has apparently REMOVED her "flesh tunnels"!
Maybe it's her way of showing solidarity to MamaLo??
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 31, 2024 11:23 PM |
Janet’s next
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 31, 2024 11:25 PM |
And just like that Fat Edna the rancid cunt @r94 fell through the outhouse floor and was never heard from again
The End
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 31, 2024 11:30 PM |
Hopefully R99. R94 is quite a rancid cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 31, 2024 11:32 PM |
JLo is not canceling her tour "to be with her children, family."
Jlo is canceling to try and save her marriage. Things are intense. She does not want to divorce...at least not now. Divorce maybe in a couple/few more years, but not yet. Right now a divorce would look much too humiliating and she would be viewed as an unstable flake by the general public. Yes, the general public--the highly critical DL crowd is not the general public.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 31, 2024 11:43 PM |
Yikes-- thanks for letting us know.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 31, 2024 11:45 PM |
I love how Ben really inhabits the role of "put upon."
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 31, 2024 11:57 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 1, 2024 12:10 AM |
R105. ^^The kids look like absolute slobs going to a graduation.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 1, 2024 12:10 AM |
Why is she always so “extra”!?
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 1, 2024 12:19 AM |
Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 1, 2024 12:20 AM |
She’s extra cuz she got her booty, her beauty and her bank account!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 1, 2024 12:24 AM |
^^actual quote from her “documentary “
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 1, 2024 12:24 AM |
And that's just how she thinks^^
However, she still needs EVERYONE'S FUCKING ATTENTION! MUST HAVE IT!!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 1, 2024 12:26 AM |
[quote] Imagine putting that much value on your ASS.
Tell me about it.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 1, 2024 12:31 AM |
I predict they'll divorce and still remain a couple.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 1, 2024 12:35 AM |
FUCKING BITCH 🥃 🚬 😡
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 1, 2024 12:50 AM |
R103 - Is Ben so drunk that he doesn't know he's pissing his pants?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 1, 2024 12:58 AM |
Again, people: celeb net worth sites are totally and utter fantasy/bullshit.
No one has any idea how much anyone has made, let alone how they’ve spent and invested it.
I can’t believe people keep citing these sites.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 1, 2024 1:18 AM |
[quote] Imagine putting that much value on your ASS
I can’t imagine
by Anonymous | reply 117 | June 1, 2024 2:04 AM |
[quote] Some dumbasses in the JLo thread were suggesting that she’ll get another Vegas residency. Sorry but they’re not going to touch this toxic bitch. She’s difficult and she can’t sell tickets.
She's a proven Vegas star. Her "tour" should have been a Vegas residency all along. She will be successful in Vegas.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 1, 2024 2:16 AM |
^^^ jlo , give it up Already. Geezzzz
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 1, 2024 2:27 AM |
Poor Ben was looking forward to being balls deep in strippers, starlets, and call girls while JHo was on tour.
It's a cruel, cruel summer....
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 1, 2024 6:50 AM |
It's nice to see Ben keeping up his figure, and not letting his mistreatment by that harlot affect his physique negatively.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 1, 2024 10:46 AM |
What happens to their nepo babies should they separate?
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 1, 2024 11:10 AM |
[quote] This decision was not made around ticket sales as the tour was actually doing well in most key cities and there had been a good uptick, a source told DailyMail.com.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 1, 2024 11:23 AM |
R122 How can they be nepo babies if none of them work in showbiz?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 1, 2024 11:24 AM |
Potential nepos, then.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 1, 2024 11:28 AM |
At least Emme removed her FLESH TUNNELS!
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 1, 2024 11:30 AM |
[quote] She's a proven Vegas star. Her "tour" should have been a Vegas residency all along. She will be successful in Vegas.
Jenny from the Strip! How much for a Dirty Sanchez?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 1, 2024 12:42 PM |
The JLo threads never fail to disappoint. Keep it up bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 1, 2024 1:39 PM |
Reminder: Ben has a very flat ass.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 1, 2024 1:54 PM |
Most popular singers have their tickets sellout in minutes and boast of ticket site crashes and having to add more dates due to popular demand, not that tickets are still being sold weeks after they're released.
JLO has not really focused on making quality albums with at least a handful of songs that would be popular, not since her heyday at least. I'll give her credit for hanging on to fake so long..
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 1, 2024 2:17 PM |
Fame*
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 1, 2024 2:18 PM |
[quote] Most popular singers
I AM NOT most popular singers.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 1, 2024 2:19 PM |
I am not a popular singer
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 1, 2024 2:27 PM |
I’m not a singer.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 1, 2024 2:28 PM |
Fake is also appropriate as the bitch can't sing a note
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 1, 2024 2:28 PM |
I sing like shit
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 1, 2024 2:31 PM |
Regarding poor to non-existent tix sales for the tour, I think I've answered my own question I raised earlier about my assumption that marketing research is performed beforehand to determine, before you announce a tour, that there's interest by the buying public.
JLo's ego and attention addiction refused to even consider the possibility that any such thing was necessary.
This humiliation was inevitable.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 1, 2024 2:34 PM |
I agree, she would do well with a limited Vegas residency.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | June 1, 2024 2:36 PM |
She should consider Branson
by Anonymous | reply 140 | June 1, 2024 2:39 PM |
[quote] Reminder: Ben has a very flat ass.
That's on account of his fraternity paddling fetish... poor thing has had it pounded flat like a chicken cutlet. Leo turned him onto it.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | June 1, 2024 2:52 PM |
Her poor housekeeper is swapping out all the good china ready for Cyclone Jenny to come back home and start smashing everything in sight.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 1, 2024 2:56 PM |
R136 I think it's "On The Floor", it seems to be her biggest seller.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 1, 2024 3:00 PM |
How about he follow up, "On All Fours"?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | June 1, 2024 3:06 PM |
Well, she thinks she can end a patriotic song with "Let's get loud!" At presidential inaugurations, so maybe that one?
by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 1, 2024 3:06 PM |
Not to mention that it's a nice allegory to the current state of her career, R144.
Still, we shouldn't criticize this talentless slag so harshly: she cannot sing at all, is barely mediocre as a dancer and actress, has the personality of an inland taipan snake, looks like shit without makeup and has the body of a jellyfied refrigerator, but she has managed to stretch her career for 30 years and become outrageously wealthy in the process. It's admirable how she has managed to do so well while having so very little to offer.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | June 1, 2024 3:14 PM |
She makes me sad and want the bottle.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | June 1, 2024 3:19 PM |
R146 I still don't know how she managed to sing so well live there
by Anonymous | reply 149 | June 1, 2024 3:20 PM |
She doesn't even know the names of her children.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | June 1, 2024 4:09 PM |
Well, what IS her biggest hit? I think it’s Waiting for Tonight.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | June 1, 2024 4:12 PM |
[quote]How much for a Dirty Sanchez?
Trust me, you can't afford it.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | June 1, 2024 4:34 PM |
Is she gonna teach her daughter to twerk her pussy like mom does?
by Anonymous | reply 153 | June 1, 2024 4:48 PM |
R151 Waiting For A Shite!
by Anonymous | reply 154 | June 1, 2024 5:22 PM |
i remember a terrible song that has some lyrics:
"if you had my love, and I..."
That is the eXtent of the song(s) I know of hers.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | June 1, 2024 5:54 PM |
R155, that song is called “If you had my love” and it was her first single. I remember reading a review of it before I had ever heard any Jennifer Lopez songs, and the critic wrote “once she starts singing, it’s not a total embarrassment.”
by Anonymous | reply 156 | June 1, 2024 8:00 PM |
R155 - "If You Had My Love" (1999). That and "Love Don't Cost a Thing" (2001) are really the only ones I know.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | June 1, 2024 8:03 PM |
Could someone please remind we why we hate JLo?
by Anonymous | reply 158 | June 1, 2024 8:06 PM |
Forget it, Jake. It's DataLounge.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | June 1, 2024 8:11 PM |
Which females have successfully transitioned from acting to a music career? Seems much less common than singer to actress.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | June 1, 2024 8:15 PM |
Singer to actress is much more common: Lady Gaga, Madonna, Whitney Houston, Dolly Parton... hell, even Michelle Phillips.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | June 1, 2024 8:21 PM |
You mean the divorce is coming soon!
by Anonymous | reply 162 | June 1, 2024 8:26 PM |
Yolanda Saldívar committed so many crimes against humanity.
First, she killed Selena which is bad enough. But, because of this, JLo ended up with a career.
She is directly to blame for JLo being pushed on us for the past 25 years.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | June 1, 2024 8:33 PM |
Does J Lo need a fan club president?
by Anonymous | reply 164 | June 1, 2024 8:36 PM |
DLers revel in schadenfreude.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | June 1, 2024 8:46 PM |
They need to fuck off with that shit at R165.
[quote]Jennifer Lopez’s Canceled Tour, and Society’s Twisted Pleasure in Seeing Strong Women Fail
She’s a well-known cunt who can’t sing. She should have failed 20 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | June 1, 2024 9:15 PM |
Because she's so talented. She's an actress, a dancer, a singer, and has a giant butt and can get an A blister like Ben Affleck. DL is jealous of her and roots for the demise of such a high status person because it's unfair.
Like Heath Ledger said, they build you up to tear you down.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | June 1, 2024 10:29 PM |
YOU FUCKING SOUL-SUCKING BITCH! YOU'RE NEVER SATISFIED!!!
by Anonymous | reply 170 | June 1, 2024 10:41 PM |
[quote] Could someone please remind we why we hate JLo?
I have no idea. She should be a DL icon just on the back of that infamously bitchy 1998 "Movieline" article.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | June 1, 2024 10:55 PM |
[quote]has a giant butt and can get an A blister like Ben Affleck. DL is jealous
We’re not jealous of her blister on her giant butt.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | June 1, 2024 10:56 PM |
R169 = J.Lo's PR Agency.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | June 1, 2024 11:02 PM |
[quote] She's a proven Vegas star. Her "tour" should have been a Vegas residency all along. She will be successful in Vegas.
I'll be dancing at the Cheetah!
by Anonymous | reply 174 | June 2, 2024 12:01 AM |
[quote] an A blister like Ben Affleck.
"an A blister" is right on the money!
by Anonymous | reply 175 | June 2, 2024 12:01 AM |
[quote]r147 talentless slag. she cannot sing at all, is barely mediocre as a dancer and actress…
I agree her “singing” is entirely manufactured but she’s honestly a good actress.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | June 2, 2024 12:14 AM |
R171 it’s been awhile since I read that, but I don’t know how it got past her manager and publicist to make it to print. Almost every actress she cited went on to win, or be nominated for, Oscars, Emmys and Golden Globes (except Winona after the interview, but she had a comeback with Stranger Things). Delightfully bitchy interview, but she truly is a cunt of the highest order. No wonder she couldn’t get anyone of any relevance on that shitfest doc of hers.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | June 2, 2024 12:51 AM |
Yet another talentless New Yorker who has duped the public.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | June 2, 2024 2:09 AM |
Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who hate gays.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | June 2, 2024 3:02 AM |
It appears she’s not all bad:
[quote]On Gwyneth Paltrow: “Tell me what she’s been in? I swear to God, I don’t remember anything she was in. Some people get hot by association. I heard more about her and Brad Pitt than I ever heard about her work.”
(R171 interview)
by Anonymous | reply 181 | June 2, 2024 3:09 AM |
She doesn't wear enough clothing.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | June 2, 2024 3:28 AM |
I think the hate for her started when she was upset that she didn't get nominated for an Academy Award for Hustlers.
Not because she has no acting talent, or that it was a horrible movie, but because of the RACISM BECAUSE SHE'S PUERTO RICAN!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 183 | June 2, 2024 3:33 AM |
She didn't get nominated because Hollywood will never forget that Movieline article.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | June 2, 2024 3:39 AM |
R184, I had never read that interview nor even heard about it until you mentioned it. I just found it through Googling and.....HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wonder so many people hate her so much.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | June 2, 2024 3:47 AM |
She has terrible ears for someone who shows them off so much.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | June 2, 2024 4:17 AM |
Yep. She gambled on her ability to draw crowds and lost. Smart to cancel. The wording is made by a junior PR person, so don't read much into that. But do I feel sorry for her? Hell no. She's rich as fuck. She's gorgeous. She's fine. But I'll wake up Monday morning and have to get back to work trying to find a job. I feel sorry for me. JLo is fine.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | June 2, 2024 5:22 AM |
Who do I speak with concerning a refund for my ticket now that the tour’s canceled? It’s just enough money to buy her new album in the clearance rack at Best Buy- he he he he
by Anonymous | reply 189 | June 2, 2024 7:00 AM |
R189 is one of the dozens affected.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | June 2, 2024 7:07 AM |
She only has herself to blame. The gays have been waiting for “Waiting for Tonight” part 2.
Also, she’s been awful to everyone, and she stole Mariah’s “Glitter” single sample (2001), just to be a bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | June 2, 2024 7:40 AM |
[quote]and she stole Mariah’s “Glitter” single sample (2001), just to be a bitch.
Is it really stealing if you take something worthless?
by Anonymous | reply 192 | June 2, 2024 9:02 AM |
[quote]BREAKING - JLo CANCELS tour "to be with her children, family"
Well, it's better than Janet Jackson's usual excuses for cancelling her tours.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | June 2, 2024 11:23 AM |
Maybe a Janet-J Lo collab could potentially half fill an arena at best.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | June 2, 2024 11:38 AM |
Not even that much R194.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | June 2, 2024 11:45 AM |
Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who hate gays.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | June 2, 2024 12:00 PM |
R197 so do you. As promised, I made a new NYP thread in your honor. Keep it up.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | June 2, 2024 12:12 PM |
It's not about you, darling.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | June 2, 2024 12:18 PM |
Oh DL you're horrible! Horrible!
You're like the snobby mall lady who wouldn't let her shop!
by Anonymous | reply 201 | June 2, 2024 5:06 PM |
[quote]Has she considered more of a packaged oldies tour with some of her contemporaries like Ashanti and Christina Aguilera? She needn’t do all the heavy lifting.
Nor any of the heavy vocal lifting, with Ashanti there to do it again for her.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | June 3, 2024 5:40 AM |
R202: hahaha, we can take that right back to ‘nor any of the vocals’ if Ashanti is there, heavy or not.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | June 3, 2024 5:47 AM |
Why are all these cunts so unoriginal with the "spending time to focus on the family" BS excuse for when they can't sell concerts/get fired/careers implode?
Remember when Angelina told everyone she had chickenpox? Jello should have gone with glandular fever, as it would have bought her much more time than chickenpox.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | June 3, 2024 7:59 AM |
Ben has a weird stance in a lot of photos.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | June 5, 2024 1:40 AM |
JLo is an aggressive pegger.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | June 5, 2024 3:30 AM |
🤣😂🤣 r205. He has a bald spot brewing, too. Bad news combined with his receding hairline.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | June 5, 2024 8:51 AM |
How many people were instantly out of a job?
by Anonymous | reply 209 | June 5, 2024 9:09 AM |
She always looks so angry.
That story about her getting rid of all the Virgo dancers (after a full day of auditioning for her) is so funny and sounds like it could be true.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | June 5, 2024 9:20 AM |
J. Lo (noun) - see bitch
by Anonymous | reply 211 | June 5, 2024 9:42 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 214 | June 5, 2024 12:02 PM |
She looks like she's trying to hold in a shit. Too many tacos.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | June 5, 2024 1:45 PM |
[quote] US star Jennifer Lopez is spreading a message of love amid speculation over her marriage to actor Ben Affleck and the cancellation of her US summer tour.
The 54-year-old praised her fans after discovering the "great news" that her newly-released film Atlas is "number one worldwide again this week".
"It may seem like there's a lot of negativity out in the world right now … but don’t let the voices of a few drown out that there is soooo much love out there," Lopez said in a statement on her newsletter.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | June 6, 2024 10:23 AM |
R214 that’s Kathie Lee Lopez
by Anonymous | reply 217 | June 6, 2024 3:22 PM |
r27 and somehow, she couldn't even muster a Top 20 or Top 10 hit from her expensive album. Even a non-singer l-ke Kylie Minogue can make a relevant pop hit. I don't know why JLo can't call whoever is writing and producing Dua Lipa's hits to shit out something passable. My assumption is that JLo and her long-time manager, Benny, have zero music instincts. She doesn't know shit about music, which is why that part of her career is a mess.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | June 6, 2024 4:12 PM |
R218, Dua's new album is flopping almost as bad as JLo's.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | June 6, 2024 4:21 PM |
Pop music is for young people to sing and create and listen to. If she really wants a career resurgence she needs to keep on with acting.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | June 6, 2024 4:26 PM |
r206 Ben is a basic looking white man. He has never been that hot with his lipless and ass-less self. But JLo doesn't like dating men better looking than her. She could have some serious knockouts as spouses but chooses basic looking men with anger or substance abuse issue. She's a mess looking for a bigger mess.
She also doesn't seem to really like being in relationships or else she wouldn't help sabotage all of them. When you've been married 3-4 times, you are the problem.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | June 6, 2024 4:33 PM |
r219 everyone's albums flop, besides Taylor's. Dua's issues stem from creating the same song 5 times and expecting it to be a hit. She's lazy as hell, but her sound is more relevant than that mess JLo shat out. And my example was just an example. Pick any good producer and song writer today and make it work. JLo is too rich to be struggling to find a hit. She put like $20 mill into a movie (I don't believe it but that's the story), so she has all the money she needs to buy a hit.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | June 6, 2024 4:37 PM |
Ben walks like he has been ridden hard.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | June 6, 2024 5:10 PM |
JLO"s first few albums were well managed to sell well and produce hits. She stopped trying or stopped being given hot songs.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | June 6, 2024 8:00 PM |
What are Stock, Aitken and Waterman up to?
by Anonymous | reply 225 | June 7, 2024 7:14 AM |
Why doesn’t he just walk away?
by Anonymous | reply 228 | June 9, 2024 12:24 PM |
He's waiting to find the right stripper to eat out again, r228.
He really does look like shit.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | June 9, 2024 12:33 PM |
She looks like her true personality is showing through and he looks like he just woke up from a week-long bender.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | June 9, 2024 2:52 PM |
Meghan McCain is joining the Jennifer Lopez “hate train.”...
Hey Meghan SHE DIDN'T LIKE YOU! Christ these Republicans really are snow flakes.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | June 9, 2024 4:10 PM |
Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who hate gays.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | June 9, 2024 4:13 PM |
JLo being a bitch to The View actually makes me like her a bit more.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | June 9, 2024 4:31 PM |
I wonder how all the JLo hate from some quarters is going to affect the box office of the film version of KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN in which she's starring? It's currently in production, and I don't see a release date, but probably late this year or sometime next year.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | June 9, 2024 5:10 PM |
I thought KOTSW was 2 male leads?
by Anonymous | reply 235 | June 9, 2024 5:14 PM |
It's probably been re-imagined into a musical featuring the Marvel Comics character.
by Anonymous | reply 236 | June 9, 2024 5:18 PM |
She probably canceled the tour because she didn't want to get divorce papers served to her onstage during a number.
"This next song is titled Dear Ben, it's part two of the love of my life, who I finally married after twenty...excuse me, you can't be on the stage! Security! Where's my Security Team? Who the fuck are you? Why are you giving me these papers?"
by Anonymous | reply 237 | June 9, 2024 5:33 PM |
Aren’t her children grown now?
by Anonymous | reply 238 | June 9, 2024 8:33 PM |
R238 they're 16
by Anonymous | reply 239 | June 9, 2024 8:38 PM |
I just watched The Greatest Love Story Never Told. Jennifer is whiny and fussy. Bitchy but not in a powerful way. Her moments of vulnerability seem actressy.
I did watch the whole thing though!
by Anonymous | reply 240 | June 10, 2024 2:00 AM |
[quote]Meghan McCain is joining the Jennifer Lopez “hate train.”...
MeAgain shading someone else for being unpleasant? That's rich!
by Anonymous | reply 241 | June 10, 2024 2:04 AM |
R240 and Ben looked like he wanted the floor to swallow him up, like a kid whose parents make him sing in a room full of relatives.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | June 10, 2024 2:29 AM |
[quote] I did watch the whole thing though!
You are a stronger person than I 🙏
by Anonymous | reply 243 | June 10, 2024 4:04 AM |
I honestly believe they cannot afford their new 60 million dollar house payment. This was an easy way to get out of the massive debt. She thought her movie, etc would catapult their earnings. She was wrong. I bet once the house sells and the economic stress dissipates they will magically reunite.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | June 10, 2024 6:07 AM |
Doesn’t that house have like 30 bathrooms? She has a big ass, but nobody needs that many shitters.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | June 10, 2024 10:53 AM |
They shittin' ALL up in that bitch
by Anonymous | reply 246 | June 10, 2024 6:04 PM |
r244 would make sense because it seems like they tried to copy what Beyonce and Jay-Z did with a very expensive home in Malibu. But Jay-Z's company's make good money (like Ben's), but Beyonce was doing a billion dollar tour. They seem capable of affording their lifestyle given nearly two and a half decades of success within the music industry. Beyonce has been touring for so long that it makes sense for her to have a mountain of cash.
JLo did get her first "internal" tour until her 40s with the her 2012 album. Till then, she was doing area tours only in the US. Beyonce has been doing stadium tours since the late 90s. Internal stadium tours since the early-20s.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | June 10, 2024 6:40 PM |
Let me try this again.
r244 that would make sense because it seems like they tried to copy what Beyonce and Jay-Z did with their very expensive home in Malibu. But Jay-Z's company makes good money (like Ben's) and is much larger than Ben's. Beyonce just got done doing a billion dollar tour. The Carters seem capable of affording their lifestyle given nearly two and a half decades of success within the music industry. Beyonce has been touring for so long that it makes sense for her to have a mountain of cash.
JLo didn't get her first "international" tour until her 40s with the her 2012 album. Till then, she was doing arena tours only in the US. Beyonce has been doing stadium/area tours since the late-90s. Internal national stadium tours since the mid-2000s.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | June 10, 2024 6:43 PM |
[quote]“I was a host at The View, she was not nice,” Meghan McCain said about Jennifer. “You don’t always have to be so nice, but it was surprising that people like Kim Kardashian couldn’t be more delightful. When you’re coming on a show for a 10-minute segment … just fake it ‘til you make it for 10 f**king 10 minutes.”
Fake it like your delightful and so nice father did?
by Anonymous | reply 249 | June 10, 2024 11:11 PM |
A better excuse than prioritising family when your career implodes: It tripped over a placard!
Love the Chaser.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | June 19, 2024 12:08 PM |
[quote]BREAKING - JLo CANCELS tour "to be with her children, family"
HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!
by Anonymous | reply 251 | June 19, 2024 12:32 PM |
Insiders are telling her to “git to Nashville” and try country.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | June 19, 2024 1:55 PM |
R252 she needs to not panic and chill right now. People are watching her. She needs to lay low and relax. When you overthink life then mistakes occur. Take it day by day.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | June 19, 2024 5:47 PM |