Let’s create a Jennifer Aniston movie: Part II

Part I

I would watch the FUCK out of Beverly Hills Bungle.

“Accidental Heiress"

Jennifer Aniston stars as Claire, a hardworking and unassuming barista whose life takes an unexpected turn when she discovers she is the long-lost heir to a massive fortune. Suddenly thrust into a world of luxury and high society, Claire must navigate her new life while dealing with jealous relatives, scheming socialites, and her own insecurities. With the help of her loyal best friend, Maggie (Rebel Wilson), and a charming lawyer (Chris Pine), Claire learns that true wealth comes from staying true to herself and the people who love her. Amidst the glitz and glamour, hilarious mishaps and heartfelt moments abound as Claire finds her place in this newfound world.

R3, how old will Jen be in this one - 28 or 29? :-)

R4 simply ageless, my dear.

“Brangelina”

A barren old rich bitch (with fabulous hair), spends years popping up like a goddamn Jack in the Box in interviews, whinging about not having a man or “loving” her single status, every time her cheating ex-spouse or his new wife/mistress make a movie or adopt a couple more refugees or pick their nose in front of the paps.

Help me cast it DL!

Sue Hall’s Bag Place

Susan ‘Sue’ Hall (Aniston) has it all. A beautiful home and family and a successful business with a chain of stores selling designer handbags and luxury luggage.

But life is turned upside down when Sue’s husband Drew (Nicholas Galitzine) gets into debt with a Korean gambling syndicate and agrees to sell counterfeit goods through Sue’s stores.

When Sue finds out she’s been selling knock off Birkins all hell breaks loose. Featuring Laverne Cox as a sassy detective who says things like ‘this don’t smell like French leather to me, you know what I’m saying, mmmm hmmm?’

R7 you had me at mmmmm hmmmmm

“Around the Block”

Linnea Lee is a 30-something nurse/in home caregiver. She’s a single mom of two, renting a rundown townhouse and drives an old/constantly breaking down car. Her best friend (Juliette Lewis) is always up for “wine night” and to trash talk her ex.

Her patient is a 75 year old stroke victim (Sean Penn). He’s a curmudgeon but with a big juicy secret.

Will Linnea stick around long enough to find out what the secret is and how it could help her?

Op your good. The only thing is they have sort of aged out of those roles. The gals would have to be in their 30s for it to work.

R2 me 2 yo 😆. I love this OP.

"You Do You" (2025)- Stars Jennifer Aniston- and Jennifer Aniston!- as twins separated at birth who meet at a Target job fair. Reentering the workforce after being divorced and widowed (respectively) they have no idea they were even adopted. After their story becomes national news, their real parents (Barbra Streisand and Don Johnson) seek to reconnect with their girls... and each other. Directed by Greta Gerwig.

“Playing Gertrude”

Former A-lister Elise Fletcher was once on top of the world, but as is often the case, big roles have started to dwindle with age. But when she signs with flamboyant super-agent Sue Engles (Jennifer Coolidge), her career begins a dramatic upswing. But the beauty conscious Elise is put to the test when Engles wins her the role of a beloved grandmother battling dementia against the backdrop of a third world war. Does Elise have it in her to not only appear unglamorous, but pull off the biggest acting challenge of her life in search of Oscar Gold? With the help of superstar acting coach Reginald Lowe (Stanley Tucci), Elise prepares for the challenge of her lifetime.

R12 - Have Elliot Gould play the father.

"Dirty Pillows" (2024)- A prequel to the groundbreaking telefilm "Stone Pillow" starring Lucille Ball, details how Florabelle (Aniston) originally ended-up on the street. After falling from a balcony while being transported from one mental ward to another, she experiences amnesia and stows away on a truck headed for Manhattan. Also starring Matthew Perry (his final role) as a recovering drug addict-turned-homeless shelter aide. Directed by David Schwimmer.

“The Final Cut”

a (Aniston) and Thomas (Jacob Elordi) meet as fellow website managers for Motto*, the newest gay dating app.

They fall head over heels. Fast. Six months later, Thomas proposes. a accepts. They set a date.

a asks Shawna (Quinta Brunton) to be her maid of honor. Shawna’s thrilled. But worried about one thing. She asks a, “Have you told him yet? Does Thomas know?”

Know what???

a’s trans. MTF. Pre-op.

Will a have bottom surgery? Will Thomas expect her to?

The Final Cut. In theaters soon.

^^^^^

That is weird. Her name is a. But the “ ” got cut out every time.

Spooky.

Hollywood needs to hire you bitches as D-cunts. Love it.

“Death Still Becomes Her”

Ageing rival movie queens Fiona Glass (Aniston) and Velma Saunders (Sandra Bullock) have never made a film together, as they’ve been too busy competing for box office glory. All that changes when they become co-stars in a new female “buddy” comedy. Their egos clash immediately, with Fiona appalled at how shockingly young Velma is suddenly looking. Velma’s put-upon and vengeful PA (Dan Levy) spills the beans to Fiona on Velma’s beauty and offers a helpful tip, prompting Fiona to pay a visit to one Lisle Von Rhuman (a digitally recreated Isabella Rossellini). Once again as glamorous as in her heyday, Fiona’s glamour rivals Velma’s as the two light up the screen equally, much to Velma’s fury. But a freak onset accident causes the two women to be “killed” when a stage light falls into a lily pond where the two are shooting a catfight. Suddenly, these sworn enemies must join forces to prevent each other from decomposing too much before filming wraps. They soon discover other members of the Hollywood “undead”, and band together to get revenge on the woman who ruined their lives, and deaths, forever.

Special cameo appearances by Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep as Madeline and Helen’s severed heads, bickering for all eternity in one of Lisle’s cabinets.

We Really Love You Sally Fields

Sally ‘Sal’ Fields (Jennifer Aniston) has it all. A beautiful home and family and a successful career running a not for profit dog rescue centre in Santa Barbara.

Everyone loves Sal and when a new housing estate is built in the city the sassy town planner Aviva Durchy (Laverne Cox) announces the main park used by dog walkers will be named Sally Fields after Sal.

But the plans are thrown into chaos when two time Academy Award winner Sally Field (playing herself) finds out about the field and all hell breaks loose. Featuring Jonathan Bailey as Tom Chase, editor of the local paper The Barbara.

Gold. Silver, Bronzed

Gabriella "Gabby" Gold has it all - a beautiful home and family and a successful business manufacturing fake tan cream imported from a factory in the Ching Chong province of China. But when Covid hits and forces a world lockdown Gabby's business takes a dive and she's unable to meet demand for home tanning.

Faced with financial ruin she posts a message on Reddit asking for help and is contacted by Shoshanna Silver (Sarah Silverman) who claims she has a magic recipe for organic fake tan made from carrots. So far so good, but Gabby needs to win over the trust of organic carrot farmer Ellen Hamblin (Rosie O'Donnell) and sensory evaluator Michelle Horner (Laverne Cox) who steals the movie with lines like "Girl, that smells of something that traumatised me back in 1997, you know what I'm saying girl, mmmm hmmm?"

Fanny Pack

A period drama where Aniston plays Melba Stone, the Australian woman who invented the fanny pack and had to fight against Australian patriarchy to allow women to leave home without a handbag. Featuring Toni Collette as Melba's sister Sharon and Dannii Minogue as Melba's mother Peach.

Takin’ Out The Trash

Patricia ‘Trish’ Patterson has it all. A beautiful home and family and a successful business, Trish’s Trash’n’Treasures which organises home clearouts and helping hoarders in Cincinnati.

Trish is called to clear the house of a morbidly obese hoarder Patty (Gabourey Sidibe) who has had both legs amputated because of diabetes and is cared for by her sassy sister Hattie (Laverne Cox)

Trish gets to work with the dehoarding and uncovers a lost Basquiat painting in Patti’s garage and eyes it for herself. A game of cat and mouse begins - will Patty and Hattie uncover Trish’s duplicitous plans?

OP is a dissension troll. He's started lots of anti-Democratic/Biden threads.

The Comeback

Jen plays Sally Gold-one half of the morning duo of the newsmagazine show Waking up with Mike and Sally. After her secret affair with her married black co-host is revealed by TMI(a fakeTMZ) Sally becomes embroiled in scandal and they both are fired. She must now plot a comeback after her husband, suffering from erectile dysfunction, files for divorce and takes her to the cleaners for alimony. He had also been secretly having an affair for years with the nanny. Mike also quickly dumps her after the fallout and quickly finds a replacement gig on the rival tv network, YTC. Her PR rep is portrayed by Mario Cantone. Blair Underwood plays Mike. Leah Remini stars as her best friend Silvia, and the the hubby, the films villain, is portrayed by Dylan McDermott. It’s a black satirical comedy, and Oscar bait Cole for Jen.

"Saving Highland High"

When Deborah Lee Huggins went to Highland High in the 1980s, she was a nerd girl who managed to land the lead in the Highland High production of "Grease," cast opposite school heartthrob Mick Stevens as Danny — though he wouldn't even look at her offstage.

Now glammed up and going as "Dee Huggins" (the tabloids call her D-Hug), she's a favorite in Hallmark-style movies and the biggest thing to come out of Highland, Ohio. Unfortunately, she hasn't been so lucky in love. So when she gets a call to make a special guest appearance with Mick in Highland's new production of "Grease," she jumps at the chance to reconnect with her old friend to see if sparks might fly.

After corresponding via email, Dee finds the old feelings are still there, and she's excited to meet up with the handsome Danny again, because she's hopelessly devoted to him!

She's picked up at the airport by her overbearing mother (Shelley Long) and high school best friend Dot (Molly Shannon), both of whom have embraced their Midwestern lifestyles. Dee is excited to meet Mick again, but now the tables have turned and Mick is the overweight single owner of Highland Used Cars (Jonah Hill). That's a no from Dee!

But Dee's mother and best friend have different plans, and with a little scheming they manage to get Dee and Mick in a motel room as a snowstorm is closing in on Highland. Will love and old memories save the day?

It all comes together in a multigenerational "Grease," with Dee's mom playing the principal, her best friend as Frenchy, and Dee and Mick as Sandy and Danny — where they discover they're really the one each other wants.

R26 We’d have to tweak your casting. Jonah Hill is too young to have gone to high school with Jen Maybe Kevin James. Also because Sandy Olson is too pretty of character, it would not believable that a small town high school would cast the school need. Perhaps Hair Spray?

R21 wow I hadn’t read your post and you gave the last name Gold as well 😆 . I just wanted to imply that character is Jewish for the Comeback.

One things for sure a certain poster loves them some Laverne Cox. I never WW to see who is who but it has to be the same person.

My Name Is Barbra : The Movie.

[Quote] One things for sure a certain poster loves them some Laverne Cox. I never WW to see who is who but it has to be the same person.

Laverne’s trademark sassy ‘mmmm hmmm’ and eyebrow lift is perfect for the Jennifer Aniston genre of movie.

I will never stop trying to shoehorn Laverne in to Jen’s projects

Stylish Adaptations

In this dramedy, Jen stars as Kate Brockman, a successful fashion designer whose world comes crashing down when her daughter Lily (Florence Pugh) is diagnosed with ALS. As Lily's condition worsens, Kate decides to design a series of adult diaper covers and stylish tracheotomy collars for female ALS patients. Co-starring Neil Patrick Harris and Matt Bomer as Clark and Terry, a gay interior designer power couple who are Kate's gay besties, Sandra Bullock as Dr. Elaine Garrison who is treating Lily's ALS, and Barry Keoghan as a male ALS patient who falls in love with both Kate and Lily.

I think Jennifer would only agree to do Beverly Hills Bungle if her part was rewritten as a recent high school dropout.

My Voice Will Go On: The Céline Dion Story.

The struggles of the young song bird's struggle with Stiff-Person Syndrome.

Donning a blonde wig and makeup Jennifer takes on the role of Gwen Walz in Neurodivergent:The Gus Walz Story with Jack Dylan Grazer as Gus and Mike Myers as Tim Walz.

^ Special cameo by Cole Escola as Ann Coulter