I just spoke on the phone with an employee of the Social Security Administration.
“Good afternoon. My name is Latrina.”
What kind of a cruel parent does that to a child?
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I just spoke on the phone with an employee of the Social Security Administration.
“Good afternoon. My name is Latrina.”
What kind of a cruel parent does that to a child?
by Anonymous | reply 187 | June 19, 2024 11:10 PM |
Never forget the night my younger sister came home from her summer job at the Dairy Queen and told my mother and father she wanted to go to the downtown carnival that weekend with her new friend and co-worker, Tequila. I am serious.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 29, 2024 6:17 PM |
I work with a Tranisha. Not sure if she has a nickname.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 29, 2024 6:19 PM |
When I was in elementary school I knew a girl named Malibu. Seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 29, 2024 6:19 PM |
Why did Gwyneth Paltrow think it was OK to name her daughter Apple? That is just ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 29, 2024 6:22 PM |
Benoit; Saoirse; Sigourney; Ewan; Orpa
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 29, 2024 6:24 PM |
[quote]When I was in elementary school I knew a girl named Malibu. Seriously.
Malibu Stacey?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 29, 2024 6:33 PM |
Cherished Paradise.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 29, 2024 6:37 PM |
I have a customer with an email that is bottomboi____@_____.com. He's a big strapping Black man. We giggle every time his file is pulled up.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 29, 2024 6:41 PM |
Nevaeh.
You know, "heaven" spelled backwards.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 29, 2024 7:14 PM |
I used to work with a woman whose nickname was "Poopie." And she was the person who did all of the word processing on our machine ... which was a Wang. So of course, when someone asked where she was, the response was usually "Poopie's on the Wang!"
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 29, 2024 7:22 PM |
Sad. This fondness for creative naming is usually found among working and lower class parents, unaware of the limitations they place upon the child's potential for academic and professional success.
Why do these people not change their names once they reach maturity?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 29, 2024 7:30 PM |
I don’t know about names but in high school there was this kid who had his initials STD on his backpack.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 29, 2024 7:38 PM |
They had to change the cheerleaders jackets in Palmer, AK as the back of them had PMS.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 29, 2024 7:53 PM |
I was in a TJMaxx once when they paged the manager...Risotto
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 29, 2024 8:11 PM |
There was an old whore in my city named Lucretia Sheets.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 29, 2024 8:18 PM |
I worked with 2 women named Delight and Miracle.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 30, 2024 1:49 AM |
I worked in a state health records office and followed up on birth certificates that came through with the names
Fuc (Vietnamese)
Zhan-Luke (as in Star Trek, I learned)
Tukeela
my favorite, "Female," which turned out to be the result of the parents thinking that the hospital had named the baby for them. They kept the name. They pronounced it to rhyme with "tamale."
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 30, 2024 1:59 AM |
This is a bad combination of first and last names - "rainwear" - and it makes me sad that the only reason I've heard of this poor kid is because she's dead:
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 30, 2024 2:04 AM |
Zitlaly
If you’re lucky, it’ll be shortened to Lolly. If you’re not, Zitty.
I’d ask to be called Zee, I think.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 30, 2024 2:06 AM |
When I was a kid my mother used to love to watch any and all cooking shows and one of her favorites was the Cajun Justin Wilson--as much for the stories as the cooking.
Thirty something years later I still remember her howling at this episode. So glad I could find it on YouTube. (The joke starts at 1:03)
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 30, 2024 2:13 AM |
Anything Elon Musk named his kids
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 30, 2024 2:22 AM |
Thanks, R20, for this reminder of gentler times; like your mother and you, I was a fan
Justin Wilson is missed - "I guarantee!"
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 30, 2024 2:26 AM |
I’ve worked with more than one “Precious.” The “heaven”backwards thing is more common than ever. I have met only one “ Acquanisha” though. I’ve met a few “Placentias,” I’ve encountered many variations of “Martavious” as well. I do get more irritated by the overtly Caucasian and ubiquitous “Taylor or Bailey” for females, and “Connor, Yael, or Callum” for males. Don’t even get me started on the Jayden/Cayden/Braden ugliness. 🤮
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 30, 2024 2:32 AM |
When I was growing up, there were 3 kids in school who were siblings and they were named - Lake, Brook and Stream - no shit. Lake was a total stud and the quarterback on the football team. He also had a fantastic package. Everybody, and I mean everybody, wanted a piece of his package.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 30, 2024 2:43 AM |
Fern
Loquashia
Dorcas
Cherylyn
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 30, 2024 2:45 AM |
R16
Awww, I think those are kind of sweet.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 30, 2024 3:08 AM |
River, Rain, Summer, Liberty
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 30, 2024 3:19 AM |
I already made a post here but it came to me today and I can’t believe I didn’t think of it.
Years ago I knew a guy named Four NoMore.
I always wanted to meet his parents to see what they were like to name a child such a horrible name.
But he was actually really handsome, reminded me of Josh Lucas.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 30, 2024 3:32 AM |
I had a classmate named Gaylord.
I don't know what his parents were thinking.
I'm in my forties and that first name was already passé by the late 20th century.
"Gay" did not mean "lighthearted and carefree" anymore.
Obviously, he went by a different name -- his middle name Francis, or rather, Frank, as he was called.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 30, 2024 3:35 AM |
Placenta.
Also, a very nice, brilliant Black girl who was in my HS advanced math class: Doolin McFarland
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 30, 2024 3:41 AM |
Glenn. For a “girl”.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 30, 2024 3:49 AM |
As in Glenn Close?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 30, 2024 4:27 AM |
Abcde pronounced Abcity.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 30, 2024 4:33 AM |
His birth certificate read: Typo
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 30, 2024 4:46 AM |
Rotunda. Yes, a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 30, 2024 4:46 AM |
I hope she wasn't rotund R36.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 30, 2024 4:58 AM |
The children in this thread all have very unfortunate names.
Octavian, Torsten, Titan and Industry.
Those poor children.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 30, 2024 5:07 AM |
I once worked with a Candida.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 30, 2024 5:22 AM |
[quote] Why did Gwyneth Paltrow think it was OK to name her daughter Apple?
Yeah, it’s kind of a cat name, but I don’t totally mind it. You can spell Apple, and it has a sweet connotation.
Also, Fiona Apple.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 30, 2024 5:36 AM |
My old neighbor in back named her daughters Ginger and Pepper.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 30, 2024 5:37 AM |
R23 You ain’t never met no placentias you lying ass bitch. Yep I said it.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 30, 2024 5:49 AM |
Chris Martin was the one who thought of the name Apple.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 30, 2024 5:54 AM |
Fuck Becky with the good hair. Yep I said it.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 30, 2024 5:56 AM |
Look fake negro @ R42, you have demonstrated on multiple threads what an ignorant ass racist you are. This in addition to hating your real ethnicity. I don’t give two fucks in a dead cat’s what you think about ANYTHING. You’re practically illiterate and have multiple accounts here (socks). For the life of me , I cannot imagine why Muriel allows you to exist here. There is an entire city in Orange County CA. (where you’ve never been) named Placentia. I’ve met more Placentias than I can count, and it is a relatively common name in Mexican culture (which you know nothing about). So, fat ass fuckface, shove your faux outrage right up your diseased white asshole, jump into a grease fire, or die. I really don’t care which…and stay the FUCK away from me!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 30, 2024 6:48 AM |
Football player:Jihad Warner. Quintavious. Quavion. Qua'Von. D’Shawn. Roshawn. Keyshawn. Knowshon. LaShawn. Marshawn. Rayshawn. Dayshawn. Jayshawn. Tayshawn. Baylee. Kaylee. Emaleigh. M’Kayla. Ayden. Braedyn, Brandin. Kristoffer. Mykel. Emersyn. Paisleigh.
I have too much time on my hands.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 30, 2024 6:49 AM |
Madysyn
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 30, 2024 9:02 AM |
Danyell
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 30, 2024 9:02 AM |
Velveeta.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 30, 2024 9:20 AM |
I feel so sorry for all the little Jaxon, Jaxxon, and Jaxsons that exist.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 30, 2024 10:19 AM |
I have a grand-niece named Madissenia. She insists we call her Maddy and curses her mother's (my niece) name choice any chance she gets.
I'm okay with Fern, used to it, one of my oldest friends. But she starts counting to ten and well beyond when people call her Fernie. I used to call her "Plant" or "Planty / Planties" as good natured ribbing. She can be rather intense at times but she's a living Wikipedia on all types of ferns.
I once worked with a Gazelle we all called Gazzi. She hated the name and was anything but a Gazelle in physical appearance, more like water buffalo, as she put it. very good natured.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 30, 2024 10:28 AM |
Lilibet. Awful as a given name. Fine as a nickname used privately and sparingly.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 30, 2024 10:55 AM |
Lilibet is one of those names I've seen in Filipina women, along with Ruby, Marjorie, Mabel, Bernice, Nellie, Martha, Sally,
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 30, 2024 11:23 AM |
My neighbor's name is Fanny - she's about 25 and a lovely person - but Fanny. Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 30, 2024 11:29 AM |
[quote] As in Glenn Close?
No Rose, as in Glenn MacIntyre!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 30, 2024 1:17 PM |
A girl at my high school in the late 80’s was named Starr. Not terrible until you saw her last name was “Warr”.
I always wondered if she managed to kill her parents while they slept. Maybe used her lightsaber…
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 30, 2024 1:18 PM |
A friend used to work with a woman named Salamisha.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 30, 2024 1:22 PM |
Ambidextria
A combination of Ambidextrous and Alexandria.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 30, 2024 1:24 PM |
I’ve met a few people named Jihad. Why the fuck would you do that to a kid?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 30, 2024 2:21 PM |
[quote]I once worked with a Candida.
We once had a hit record about her.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 30, 2024 2:26 PM |
R54 Really? I actually think Fanny is a super cute name!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 30, 2024 2:26 PM |
Twins: Lucious and Precious
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 30, 2024 2:48 PM |
I once worked with a Filipina named Cherry Runtolub. I used to enjoy just repeating her (with her accent) name to myself. Lol…
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 30, 2024 3:18 PM |
When i worked in Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills a million years ago, I had a customer who was a Mary Christmas. She liked her name.
In high school in Chicago, there was a Tripp Baby.
The football name poster upthread reminds me of this skit:
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 30, 2024 3:18 PM |
Bathsheba in high school. She was notorious for blowing boys for money. She was very successful.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 30, 2024 3:32 PM |
I love the name Bathsheba for a pet or drag queen. In the late 70s to early 80s it had a brief heyday as a descriptive term for ostentatious middle eastern / interior decor.
I have fond memories of two old parrots who lived in a local pet store, Julius and Bathsheba. Julius would say, "Bath-SHEEEEE-ba!" and she would answer, "Julius, say FUCK!"
next to their perches was a large sign asking customers to refrain from swearing near the birds.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 30, 2024 3:53 PM |
[quote] Kristoffer
That’s the Central and Eastern European spelling.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 30, 2024 4:06 PM |
R59 This might help:
[quote] Jihad” literally means striving, or doing one's utmost. Within Islam, there are two basic theological understandings of the word: The “Greater Jihad” is the struggle against the lower self – the struggle to purify one's heart, do good, avoid evil and make oneself a better person.
However, religious fanaticism has taken such a hold, it’s hard to determine the actual intent behind naming a person.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 30, 2024 4:37 PM |
Isn’t Abcde/Abcity just an urban legend name that white people tell to make themselves fell superior?
Same as “Female” (Famolly) which a supposed Latina woman named her baby as it was already on the birth certificate. My mother told me that one, said she knew of students named that, and when I questioned her further she said she’d “heard” it from some other teachers. But there was no real proof.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 30, 2024 4:41 PM |
The thing about “Sigourney” is that she named herself that. Her name is actually Susan.
I’ve only ever seen that name on an exit for a street in Hartford, Connecticut.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 30, 2024 4:42 PM |
R10 l also knew a girl named Miracle. Her mother drove a car covered in green velvet
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 30, 2024 4:46 PM |
R61, Fanny in the UK is slang for the vagina.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 30, 2024 4:49 PM |
I knew a similar family… the father was a wealthy hunter an fisherman —
The girl was Brook(e), and the boys were Drake and Wolf(e).
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 30, 2024 4:50 PM |
Kristjan, R67.
That’s the UK pornstar spelling.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 30, 2024 5:46 PM |
R69, that's what I understand. I've heard both of those--it's always a friend of a friend had these kids in her class. No one has ever met someone with those names.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 30, 2024 6:03 PM |
A couple of years ago, I met a girl named "Jenoside".
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 30, 2024 6:06 PM |
All the Hunters (3) that I've met have been gay gay gay, which I'm sure their fathers didn't intend.
I know an actor who named his son Talon. His father complained, and he said something like, "Would you prefer, "shithead" instead?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 30, 2024 6:08 PM |
[quote] [R54] Really? I actually think Fanny is a super cute name!
You must be a true cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 30, 2024 6:16 PM |
“Dorcas” is an old name. Roman, I believe.
I went to school with a girl named Dorcas. She was a lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 30, 2024 6:50 PM |
I like Talon but when I read it I mentally pronounce it in French. I have a neighbor named Akida, in her late 30s. Lovely nice woman with 2 beautiful daughters who have more conventional names. One day I will work up the courage to ask sbout hers.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 30, 2024 7:06 PM |
There's the old chestnut, Nancy Ann Cianci.
Out of all of this, Dick is the worst- well, as a name at least.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 30, 2024 7:14 PM |
I hope all these kids will be able to attend Camp Ujaama
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 30, 2024 7:19 PM |
R45 Don’t ever disrespect me bitch. You are completely out of order. I stopped reading after Negro. Yo stankin ass needs to be redlined and deported back to the 60s.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 30, 2024 9:02 PM |
Just die, “ a.” Your fake Blackness is legendary. Stay the fuck away from me, asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 30, 2024 9:05 PM |
R84 Bitch I don’t want to come near you. I fuck hot guys. Not grim reapers.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 30, 2024 9:14 PM |
Myopia
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 31, 2024 2:25 AM |
Shithead
Pronounced "Shi-tay"
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 31, 2024 2:59 AM |
Aquanetta.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 31, 2024 3:15 AM |
Any one named Aquanetta takes no shit and has zero fucks to give.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 31, 2024 3:19 AM |
Dad wanted to name my little brother Harold Richard. Mom didn't think it was very funny.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 31, 2024 3:38 AM |
UM, HELLO -
Paging "BERTHA!"
COME ON! Nobody??
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 31, 2024 3:49 AM |
Methanny. Cuz meth makes ya horny.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | May 31, 2024 4:15 AM |
A lot of crazy names are merely urban legends (and usually racist ones). I'm surprised no one yet has mentioned the legendary La-a (pronounced Ladasha).
As a retired elementary and middle school teacher I can attest to three that I actually had: Urina (pronounced You-reena), Parentheses (pronounced as expected), and Cocaine (who went by Cookie, and who when I met her in seventh grade had already saved up the money for a name change as soon as she was legally able). Cookie was a smart and popular girl -class president. She just had druggie parents...
by Anonymous | reply 93 | May 31, 2024 4:50 AM |
[quote]R51 I'm okay with Fern
Fern is the name of the little girl in CHARLOTTE’S WEB!
by Anonymous | reply 94 | May 31, 2024 7:30 AM |
[quote]R70 The thing about “Sigourney” is that she named herself that. Her name is actually Susan.
What an attention whore.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | May 31, 2024 7:37 AM |
I work with a guy whose name is Famous
by Anonymous | reply 96 | May 31, 2024 7:40 AM |
I have never met anyone with a truly bizarre name.
I did work an event with a girl named Sparkle, once. I kept calling her Twinkle by mistake, which made her narrow her eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | May 31, 2024 7:59 AM |
I think Messiah is one of the dumbest names. I’ve worked with two guys with that name and they were both scumbags that thought they were hot shit (wonder why). They were late teens/early 20’s, though, so maybe they’ve matured by now.
I’ve worked with a Princess, Essence, Charisma, Destinee, Precious, and Justyce and I’d be pissed if my parents named me any of those. (Justyce is the best of the lot, I guess)
Lately Brantley and Braxton are names I hear often for young boys. Dumb.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | May 31, 2024 12:23 PM |
The amount of "royalty" on LAUSD campuses never ceases to amuse me. I've known numerous students named Princess and King. They sound like dog names to me, honestly.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | May 31, 2024 2:59 PM |
There was a lady on Project Runway named Charkeisha or Charkeita. I can't remember which.
Now she just goes by Char (Glover).
Also, in person I knew a lady who said her sister's name was VirginMary, but she calls her "Virgie" for short.
What a horrible thing to do to a child.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 31, 2024 3:40 PM |
She chose to use her middle name and not her first name, DeShawna.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 31, 2024 3:45 PM |
R4 Were she and Steve Jobs friends?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 31, 2024 10:51 PM |
Jermajesty
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 4, 2024 10:02 AM |
I knew someone named Jahil, which isn't so bad until you find out that Jahil means ignorant in Arabic. I worked with someone named Precious, which is made worse because it was a guy.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 4, 2024 11:42 AM |
Faith, Hope & Charity.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 4, 2024 11:51 AM |
[quote] I once worked with a Candida.
Candida is a pretty common name in Spanish.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 4, 2024 11:58 AM |
I used to work for the Social Security Administration and this one woman named her little boy Demon. Wtf?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 4, 2024 1:09 PM |
Lucifer.
But we called her Lucy.
She was in the process of getting her name changed.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 4, 2024 2:34 PM |
r108. I imagine that they pronounce it D'mon.
Years ago, I met a musician in passing, and he mentioned that he named his kid Damien- he loved all the satanic connotations with it.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 4, 2024 2:59 PM |
I absolutely hate the names Sierra and Savannah. Pretentious as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 4, 2024 3:26 PM |
[quote]r108 I used to work for the Social Security Administration and this one woman named her little boy Demon. Wtf?
I considered that name.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 4, 2024 4:16 PM |
Many years ago, took care of twins Nova and Solar. Yep, you can guess family name!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 4, 2024 4:34 PM |
Adolf
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 4, 2024 5:12 PM |
[quote] Candida is a pretty common name in Spanish.
R107 It's also a yeast infection.
What's next? Chlamydia?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 4, 2024 6:03 PM |
Gwendolyn
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 4, 2024 6:15 PM |
"Lilibet" has gotten me the first royal execution the moment my brother-in-law becomes king!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | June 4, 2024 6:17 PM |
My sister had a female friend named Lemetric (African-American). Always reminded me of the metric system. She also had a female friend named Snow (Caucasian).
Unique, Unique, and Omunique (African-American girls)—all in my son’s kindergarten class.
Zakaarii (Caucasian boy), pronounced “Zachary."
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 4, 2024 8:49 PM |
Gay
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 4, 2024 10:56 PM |
^^^^ What's it to ya'?
- Mr. Talese
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 4, 2024 11:52 PM |
As a college teacher I've come across:
Chalcedony (went by "Chalcy")
Yours Truly (goes by the full phrase--they're an enbie and this is their chosen name)
Moss (no last name, like Cher or Madonna--a guy who also goes by "they")
Thaïs (like the opera)
Zeus
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 5, 2024 12:05 AM |
Yours Truly is a fabulous name, IMO.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 5, 2024 1:27 AM |
Dorcas. It's like Biggus Dickus. Dorkass.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 5, 2024 1:38 AM |
Yours Truly is an excellent drag queen name.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 5, 2024 1:42 AM |
Didn’t Yours Truly have a sister act with Truly Scrumptious?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 5, 2024 4:36 AM |
I went to college with woman named Hagar. She was from Palestine. She wasn’t horrible, she was just sort of moody.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 5, 2024 4:38 AM |
[quote]R123 Dorcas. It's like Biggus Dickus. Dorkass.
Dorcas is a horrible name. But it’s in the Bible. She was some merciful do-gooder who sewed for the poor.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 5, 2024 4:42 AM |
Felony
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 5, 2024 9:36 PM |
I always thought Gretchen was an awful sounding name. And Marcus.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 6, 2024 2:08 AM |
Gretch the Wretch
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 6, 2024 5:26 AM |
I had a really bad reaction to the name Polly when young. There was one in my first grade class and I just thought, “Is that name for REAL??”
It seemed like the stupidest name ever, for some reason.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 6, 2024 5:36 AM |
Met a guy named “Smile”. I think there’s a weird tradition in Nigeria or some other African country where people names their kids things like Princess and Happiness and Smile and Joyful.
It’s weird.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 6, 2024 5:52 AM |
Scotland here.
Probably an urban myth, but I’ve heard several times that there are twin girls at school in Lanarkshire named Dolce and Gabbana.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 6, 2024 5:59 AM |
People who name their kids after designer labels are ghetto as fuck. Diddy named his son Justin Dior Combs. I'm sure there is more than one LV out there too.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 6, 2024 10:42 AM |
There is a CEO in Western Australia called Warren Peace. He was on the news recently.
Those excited by this thread need to watch the episode of Kath and Kim (the original, of course) in which the two of them are trying to think of what to call Kim's baby. She ends up called Epponee-Rae, but it could have been much worse.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 6, 2024 1:42 PM |
When I was working as a co-op a million years ago, there was a guy named Baxter Baker who worked on the shop floor.
Every time you had to page him to come to the lab, the shitty PA system made it sound like you were saying “masturbater”
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 6, 2024 5:25 PM |
Chrysanthemum
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 6, 2024 5:32 PM |
Unique and Euphonius
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 6, 2024 8:12 PM |
I think if you name one child "Hunter," the next one should be named "Gatherer."
by Anonymous | reply 139 | June 6, 2024 8:13 PM |
R129 Stretchin' wretchin' Gretchen bitchin crotchin yes I see it too.
Maybe it sounds better in its natural language German or something like Helga.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | June 6, 2024 11:23 PM |
I called my lawn fertilizer company and the guy that answered that phone was named Blade. That has to be BS, right?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | June 7, 2024 12:38 AM |
Ursula
by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 7, 2024 12:48 AM |
R141 I met twins once who were named Brock and Blade. They worked as knights at Medieval Times in Orlando. They were hot, so I guess the name Blade could he acceptable for one of them.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | June 7, 2024 12:52 AM |
*be.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 7, 2024 12:53 AM |
I went to grad school with a guy named Heath. His twin sister was named Heather.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | June 7, 2024 1:17 AM |
Salivah
by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 7, 2024 1:17 AM |
Healthcare veteran here - best names I saw on the Labor and Delivery unit: Anthronethia, and Ozmondus.
Also, this guy worked with us for a brief stint
by Anonymous | reply 147 | June 7, 2024 1:22 AM |
Moriah. It’s ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | June 7, 2024 1:22 AM |
Loki sucks, but Skylizard is a fucking kickass last name.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | June 7, 2024 1:24 AM |
Minge
by Anonymous | reply 150 | June 7, 2024 1:29 AM |
Sparkle Titsworth is a real name.
Diana Ross meant to name her daughter Chutney but thought it was pronounced Chudney and that’s what she ended up with.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | June 7, 2024 2:12 AM |
r145 They were actually triplets, the other sister was named Erica. 🌾
😉
by Anonymous | reply 152 | June 7, 2024 2:18 AM |
I just watched a "House Hunters" where the child's name was "Italy."
by Anonymous | reply 153 | June 7, 2024 2:30 AM |
[quote] I always thought Gretchen was an awful sounding name.
R129 I had a female friend in high school who had a friend named Gretchen. My friend used to call her “Gretch.” Yes, there can be something worse than “Gretchen.”
Off topic but this reminded me of the time the three of us were in a restaurant, and a baby near us started crying and wouldn’t stop. Suddenly, Gretchen blurted out angrily, “Lock it up!” Gee, maybe that sort of thing was why my friend called her “Gretch!”
I also had a female friend who went by the name “Suki.” She wasn’t Asian, but her actual name was Lilli-Ann so I understood why she went by “Suki” instead.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | June 7, 2024 9:31 AM |
Just read upthread about the name "Nevaeh" being "Heaven" spelled backwards.
I worked pretty closely with a Nevaeh and never....not once...put this together.
I almost feel like calling her all these years later and telling her I figured it out!
by Anonymous | reply 155 | June 7, 2024 12:33 PM |
R9 Serutan
by Anonymous | reply 156 | June 7, 2024 1:54 PM |
r154 Stop trying to make "Gretch" happen!
by Anonymous | reply 157 | June 7, 2024 2:43 PM |
r154 It varies depending on how she might've spelled it: Suki means "beloved" in Hebrew. If it was Sookie/Sooky/Sookey it'd be a common variant for Susan, predominantly used in the American South.
I used to be in a community garden with a Sookie, who out-Southerned Sally Cato , the character from "Mame," by a country mile.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | June 7, 2024 7:49 PM |
r147 apparently his parents allowed him to choose his own name when he was eight, and he kept it.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | June 7, 2024 8:34 PM |
R158 She spelled it “Suki.” I don’t think she was Jewish. We were both in the junior high and high school orchestras, so I think we were mostly called “dweebs” irrespective of our actual names (it was during the late 1960s and early 1970s).
by Anonymous | reply 160 | June 8, 2024 12:18 AM |
“suki” is Japanese.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | June 8, 2024 10:21 AM |
I don’t know what jinmeiyou kanji there could be with that sound.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | June 8, 2024 10:24 AM |
I wish people had more unique names.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | June 9, 2024 2:42 PM |
Fergus. Malcolm. Calum. Morag. Caitlin. Emma. Emma-Ceit. Cara-Marie. Fiona. Eilidh. (Yes I live in Scotland. The land of twee.)
by Anonymous | reply 164 | June 9, 2024 2:50 PM |
r149, that's DOCTOR Skylizard to you!
by Anonymous | reply 165 | June 9, 2024 2:59 PM |
Kuntz
by Anonymous | reply 166 | June 10, 2024 12:14 AM |
I knew and old drunk woman - horrible bitch of a lunatic - who legally changed her name to the single and no-surname "Gudrun."
by Anonymous | reply 167 | June 10, 2024 12:21 AM |
r167 Obviously, she was a Glenda Jackson fan. 🤔
by Anonymous | reply 168 | June 10, 2024 1:31 AM |
Well, R168, she did hang around closeted gay wrestlers.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | June 10, 2024 1:56 AM |
Sosumi
by Anonymous | reply 170 | June 10, 2024 2:13 AM |
r167 There was a Gudrun in my high school in the '60s. (She did have a last name, though.)
by Anonymous | reply 171 | June 10, 2024 2:23 AM |
I’m making real progress
by Anonymous | reply 172 | June 10, 2024 11:37 PM |
When I was in high school I knew a girl named Lucy Smith. She was dating a guy whose last name was Goosey. It didn’t last.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | June 11, 2024 12:06 AM |
Melania. I’m sorry other Melanias!
by Anonymous | reply 174 | June 11, 2024 12:20 AM |
Worked with a Carlotta Cabbagestalk.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | June 11, 2024 12:23 AM |
Trix
by Anonymous | reply 176 | June 11, 2024 10:25 PM |
Remember Sookie Stackhouse of "True Blood?"
And "ahhh! sookie sookie, now!"
by Anonymous | reply 177 | June 11, 2024 11:09 PM |
Veterdata (????)
Orenthal (rest in piss)
by Anonymous | reply 178 | June 19, 2024 5:31 PM |
My grandmother was an OB-GYN nurse and she told me that one of the patients named her daughter "Gonnorhea (sic)" (pronounced guh-NOR-ree-ah). She suspects the woman probably saw it somewhere in the office and didn't know what it was. The clinic was in a low-income neighborhood and most of the patients were young and uneducated with only middle-school educations.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | June 19, 2024 5:41 PM |
Delone Ranger
by Anonymous | reply 181 | June 19, 2024 7:23 PM |
A really good friend is Kathryn Laycock. That's right, Laycock is her surname.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | June 19, 2024 7:24 PM |
Vermin, Methany, Clitocybe Lee,
by Anonymous | reply 183 | June 19, 2024 7:35 PM |
Is Utereen her sister?
by Anonymous | reply 184 | June 19, 2024 7:53 PM |
MADUX.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | June 19, 2024 7:58 PM |
Pussyface
by Anonymous | reply 186 | June 19, 2024 10:19 PM |
There’s always the legendary Oranjelo and Lemonjelo.
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