OMFG they cast Nicholas Galitzine as HE-MAN

Sorry it’s spelled Angelllboys

The S is sibilant

He's going to have to go on steroids for his flabby ass.

i guess Hansel Allgord turned them down

Also note the photo Deadline used

Do not cross the social media gays, they will fuck you up

Those eyebrow notches are so stupid. No, you don’t look like a tough gang member.

I mean Jesus Christ have they SEEN He-Man before?

Seriously this is so fucking funny, it’s like, how the fuck do you go from Dolph Lundgren to someone who’s nickname is Bambi?

They could have ten random dudes pulled from Gold’s Gym and they would all look more like He-Man than Galitzine.

So Christopher Walken was unavailable?

And yes I KNOW that Prince Adam is not a big guy

Prince Adam is a young twink. He’s supposed to be like Mark Hamill in Star Wars. Galitzine is turning 30 this year.

I cannot believe they fucked this up so badly. I mean Jesus Christ this is not a hard casting. The characters have looked the same for decades.

Oh look everyone! Someone who actually looks like He-Man!

Now why would someone who actually looks like He-Man not be considered for the role of He-Man?

What did Galitzine do that Zane Phillips wouldn’t do? Hmmm

His closetification makes perfect sense now.

Oh, Twitter

Sometimes you really shine

Was Ben Platt unavailable?

HE-MAN?

More like SHE-MALE.

You can see him next on Variety's Actors on Actors where he and Leo Woodall will be in conversation.

Taylor Zakhar-Perez is paired with Joey King.

He'd have been perfect for Evil-Lyn!

zac efron in that wrestling movie was basically the exact look you'd want for he-man

The casting of Noah Centino was mocked for him not being blond! What made them think they could get away with this?

There’s no way this film is happening, this is too fucking ridiculous.

(Masters of the Universe is a notorious development hell project because of the difficulty of casting He-Man as well as the production cost to make Eternia look believable)

I think that Kellen Lutz is the perfect HE-MAN.

What, was Richard Simmons unavailable?

Kellen Lutz was under consideration, but I'm not sure if this was the same movie role that Bambi got.

Maybe Kellen refused the casting couch.

Which cocks is this fucker sucking?

Hollywood is finished.

[quote]His closetification makes perfect sense now.

Exactly.

Yes Kellan Lutz would have been an excellent He-Man over a decade ago.

Other than Alan Ritchson or Zane Phillips there really isn’t anyone who comes close to He-Man’s build right now. Maybe Leo Woodell could get in shape, but his face is too cherubic.

This needs to be cast backwards. You cast He-Man, and then you cast a twink that resembles the person that you’ve cast as He-Man. All He-Man has to do is look the part. He doesn’t even need to act that much, you just need him for fight scenes. Just hire a fucking huge guy and have the Prince Adam actor overdub him if he can’t act.

I seriously cannot believe they fucked this up so badly. Not to mention how horrible Amazon looks casting him after he went back into closet.

Good news for spandex shareholders

He's so doughy. He’s got the kind of face and bone structure that will make him look like shit if he gets on steroids

So it’s official that we homosexuals are boycotting this piece of shit

[quote]They could have ten random dudes pulled from Gold’s Gym and they would all look more like He-Man than Galitzine.

They know that, but 'woke' Hollywood despises traditional masculinity, which it considers toxic.

In recent years, they've been pushing this 'new masculinity' (i.e. feminized men) which Galitzine represents.

But it goes against everything He-Man stands for.

They should wait to make it, until Hollywood comes back to it senses and is being run by sane moderates again.

Did

They

Think

This

Would

Not

Happen

Spandee

R28: That's what I'm worried about. Will the moderates ever be able to make a comeback in Hollywood?

Nicholas Galitzine announcing he's straight and getting cast as He-Man the same month is DL's 9/11.

and you foolish homosexuals wanted me to come out!

[quote] Nicholas Galitzine announcing he's straight

He “identifies” as straight.

Even gay Sam Heughan would have made a better HE-MAN.

He-Person or He-X.

R28 this could ONLY fucking happen at Amazon, where the bitch bought the TV rights for Lord of the Rings for like a billion dollars and then ruined the Rings of Power by rewriting Galadriel as a girlboss.

Who are they making this film for? The tumblr crowd that makes up Nicholas’s fanbase?

You make something like this for the people who love the material. If you don’t do that, you end up with The Witcher. Another IP ruined by the obsession with girlbosses.

I mean even I feel bad tor Galitzine for the amount of mockery that’s going to happen to him because he accepted this casting. And I am the person who wrote the thread linked at R23!

Casted.

His agent (who is gay) at William Morris also reps Austin Butler. Galitzine was begging him for a sci fi franchise a la Dune. The clinker was he was contractually obligated to do RW&RB sequel even though Nick and his team did want to do it. Amazon caved to his $3 million salary demand. Way more than the crumbs Zachary Perez is getting. Some one at Amazon must think this Nancy Boy bottom with his cock sucking past can be shilled to teenage boys as a super hero. Bambi as He-Man. Only in Hollywood.

This makes George Clooney as Batman look like a sane choice.

SHE-MAN

Austin Kevitch to Nicholas Galitzine: "C'mon babe, let's head back into the closet."

Now we know why.

R40 this makes Ezra Miller as The Flash look like a sane choice

His skin looks very high estrogen vibe. He looks like he has dingleberries too.

Has Matt Damon commented?

[quote] His skin looks very high estrogen vibe.

In what ways?

Amazon should have typecast with:

ACE & GARY THE AMBIGOUS GAY DUO

R46 tone and texture

[quote]But it goes against everything He-Man stands for.

MARY!!!

I adore pretty boys, like Nicholas, and know this is disastrous casting.

Make this person go away! He’s talentless.

This is the fourth He-Man casting in eight years

Nevvvvvvvver getting made

Is this for real? It’ll be bizarre to see Nick all roided-up. Maybe he got tired of being called baby girl and this is his solution.

He was hilarious and hot as the dumb jock in Bottoms, so I’m quite fine with the idea of watching him jump around in a fur bikini for a couple of hours.

Nick has approval over casting;

Met HEBE-MAN

…..

The only He-Man in my life is Austin.

I said before in the other thread that the social media account gays are going to destroy him.

Straight men don’t have hairdressers. They knew what they were doing when they wrote this.

OMG ! OMG! FASTER ! DAS IT! YOU DE-MAN!! YOU DE-MAN!!

My favorite comments are the ones you don’t really need to translate

This what the 6th thread on this ludicrous Pansy?. For DL'ers Bambi is the gift that keeps on giving.

Has Matt Damon issued a statement?

R62, why are you asking so soon after R45?

FAG-MAN

He looks like he has a touch of the Down’s in the picture, OP.

I think I said something similar in a thread about another He-Man casting... Let the damn franchise rest, for fuck's sake!

MOTU was the ultimate power fantasy for boys in the 1980s. It was inspired by Schwarzenegger's Conan. Simply put, it's from another era and mentality. Either you have to change it so much it's not recognizable anymore or it's going to flop big time. Today's youngsters don't want muscleman fantasies, they want waifish twinks like Timotay.

I can only assume that casting was based on which actors showed up to audition with their own blond pageboy wigs.

Closet-Man

With the recent collapse of the Marvel films and the financial black hole of LOTR spinoff . How is Masters of the Universe ( even as a steamer) a viable financial option for AMZ.? Does Jeff fancy saggy assed bottoms?

They did not!

R67 Oy! What am I? Chopped liver?

Galitzine as HE-MAN?

More like SHE-RA!

Even Out Magazine is mocking him

they'll send him to the gym and add butt implants via CGI or CGI or AI or BFD

.

Fagman

R75, what’s “BFD”?

This is akin to casting tiny Alicia Vikander as the boobalicious Lara Croft in Tomb Raider. They even released a BTS of her doing pull ups or some shit to prove to everyone that she's a bad ass.

The only one that works at R74 is Zane Phillips.

Castle Gayskull vs the Fisters of the Analverse

No translation needed

It's an old Hollywood ploy: Casting Against Type. An attempt to generate buzz for a moribund project that's gone nowhere in 20 years And judging by the amount of pearl clutching it succeeded .

This is Meg Ryan.

Amateur

Jake is more masculine than Bambi.

[quote] This is Meg Ryan.

I’ll have what she’s having.

At 56yo I'm more masculine than Bambi.

Why is he taking jobs away from trans Womyn of color? Shouldn’t one of them get the part?

This will never happen, I'm with R53.

It does reek of stunt casting. But the birthday lap dance Bambi gave his real life He-Man after this vid cut was no stunt. It's been passed around and this project guarantees it will surface again. Sure many in the media have seen it if I have. Nicky was as high as a kite and his ass did not look saggy. It will be impossible to fob it off as "mates horseplay". But they will try. Curtain up. Pants down. Getting out my popcorn.

That’s what’s out there for young actors? No wonder Hollywood is failing. He’s actually good at comedy, he would be wise to look to Hugh Grants career arc, Romantic leads with a comic twist, What an odd thing to choose, He-Man isn’t film-able, didn’t they learn that in the 90’s? Thor had mythology and sweeping themes, this has toys and wizard hats. Hollywood go and fuck yourselves again.

R84 Princess Bambi Targaryen First of Her Name

R92 If they were smart they'd make it a CGI He-Man. Galitzine's one masculine attribute is his voice. Much more so then Kevitch's. With the progress since Avatar it could be a perfect fit.

[quote]Why is he taking jobs away from trans Womyn of color? Shouldn’t one of them get the part?

I'd be more likely to buy Alex Newell in the role than Bambi.

[quote]Galitzine's one masculine attribute is his voice.

After Bambi gets humiliated with this utter fiasco, I think it's safe to say that his career will effectively be OVER.

Obviously Amazon begs to differ as they are paying him six figures for RW &RB 2 sure the He-Man will be more. Galitzine is nipping at Timmy's heals for the intersex leading man/woman title.

Intersex?

All I know about this Nicholas guy is that he's on some show written by a frau that depicts what fraus think gay men are like. And the frau audience eats it up.

[quote] Obviously Amazon begs to differ as they are paying him six figures for RW &RB 2

Seven figures.

$3,000,000 is seven figures.

He-Man and Me

Please tell me he's Prince Adam and they cast another actor to actually play He-Man

Surely no female love interest? Impossible to imagine him with a girlfriend.

Blonde pretty boy will be fine to watch. He'll have at least the rest of this year to get cracking at the gym and get on a few steroids. I look forward to seeing him 'grow'.

I will say I'm looking forward to seeing him in very little clothing. Personally would prefer someone like Zane Phillips but there's no way they'd cast a gay actor.

R84 Yaas Queen-Man

Especially an OUT gay actor

[quote] Surely no female love interest? Impossible to imagine him with a girlfriend.

Damn you, R105.

I just read your post and ended up spitting out my drink.

I don't know why, but the thought of Nicholas Galitzine as HE-MAN with a female love interest, made me choke.

This movie will undoubtedly be in the FANTASY genre.

As the other poster said, Kellan Lutz would've been perfect 15 years ago. He's much too old now at almost 40.

Thanks I've double checked my blocks R102

There is nothing effeminate about Galitzine's voice. He has fine British theatrical voice. With a posh public school vocabulary that he is quite proud of.

He's on that show about two gay guys who act like women.

"there is nothing effeminate about Galitzine's voice"

Maybe now. Not always the case..

And yet they had Zane Phillips and Kellan Lutz right there...

WTF is up with casting these days?

Bambi sounds just like Charlton Heston!

That was my question. Who tf is casting these days? This has Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher vibes all over it.

Maybe it will be a modern, pouty, slouchy, mumblecore He-Man.

No one asked. Guess if offered to describe a Bea Arthur sex tape would have had a dozen request. That's DL.

R107 but there's no way they'd cast a gay actor.

Then why did they?

R120 See R109, I corrected myself

Same week as Johnny gets snubbed for the new Jurassic movie. Closet still pays off, unfortunately.

R121 tell R109 , R123 doesn't care.

R78 it means Big Effing Deal.

R1, those 'Angelllboys' are revolting, creepy crawlies aren't they?

[quote] those 'Angelllboys' are revolting, creepy crawlies aren't they?

I scrolled through this entire thread without even noticing the name Angelllboys, until you mentioned it R125.

They are absolutely creepy. Like those lifelike AI robots.

And they're totally ripping off Nicholas Fairford's schtick, including his affected voice and mannerisms.

R126 Her Ladyship is AI generated! That explains a lot dear.

[quote] And they're totally ripping off Nicholas Fairford's schtick, including his affected voice and mannerisms.

That’s the POINT. It’s satire.

[quote] Same week as Johnny gets snubbed for the new Jurassic movie. Closet still pays off, unfortunately.

He didn’t drop out of Jurassic

R122 why do you lie

Person who liked r122, what is wrong with you

R129 With your neurotic citations and archaic posting method you're as tiresome as Bambi.

R130 you’re the one who lies about Jonathan Bailey being out of Jurassic, kind of think you may have more issues than you realize

R131 Ozempic is in the fridge Tiny. Now back to 2nd dinner.

R132 are you that autistic poster who uses “lumpen frauen” a lot

How’s the autism today

Bambi at the actor's round table. HE-MANNING it up per usual.

No doubt whining about the burden of being such a HE-MAN.

[quote] HE-MANNING it up per usual.

Is He a quarterback like other members of the Manning family.

R133 are you Ok?

Bon Appetit RIGHT

R137 see the reason you keep posting gifs is because like many autistic people you think primarily in images

So, how is the autism

R136 Everyone knows SHE-MAN is a Wide-Receiver

Nicholas Galitzine is scrawny, and pasty, and effeminate.

I don't know how anyone thought that this gurleena could ever play the role of HE-MAN.

It's mind boggling.

It's stunt casting nothing more. It keeps Bambi's potato nose in the media nothing more. Doubtful this project will ever be made.

She is everywhere now. They are putting on a big push to make her this seasons IT Girl. She's even on an Emmy panel discussion. Why? Was any of her streamer dreck nominated?

Meh. Bitch has too many moles and too much pasty back fat to pull this off.

Screw you, R143.

At least Timmy knows how to stay in his lane.

He would never try out for HE-MAN because he knows better.

The fact that Miss Galitzia has the audacity to think she can pull off playing HE-MAN, is just ludicrous.

It just goes to show that her ego is out of control!

Timothee is firmly attached to the biggest sci fi franchise in decades. Comparing Dune to Bambi's 80's cartoon character is laughable.

Bambi used the gay community to get to where he is today and now he’s gonna pretend like we don’t exist. Fuck him.

R146 Oy ! been there done that.

I don't get his appeal at all. He is not hot to me.

Filling the DL "It boy" void left by 'Timmy'?

It's interesting that Timmy, Nicky, and Jacob are all variations on a theme.

R150, I don’t see Jacob Elordi as similar to Timmy and Nicholas. Jacob’s attraction eludes me.

HE-MAN Battle of the Jar Openers

R150. Their only " theme" is the attractiveness and sensitivity of young males. They all have differed physicality and personality. Timmy & Jake I could have a pint with. Bambi 's personality is so off putting all I could do was shag her.

R148 At only 29yo Bambi has a dad bod. Doughy soft with little muscularity. Nascent man boobs .Tiny nips to match her tiny hands and feet. Short stumpy legs with ham hock thighs . Poochie belly. Of course her famous flabby womanly ass. Infamous Micro Peen. Did we mention the hairless fish belly white skin covered in moles. She's the epitome of a Brit matinee idol. The personal trainer budget for He-Man will be astronomical . She should stick to a voice over part.

Oy! you left out her schlong sucking lips. At 3am it works for me.

at 3am a He-Man has needs..

Sad because pre re-closetfication she displayed a wacky camp Bambiesque personality. Now she's just a pompous bore. What a "straight" jacket does to a gurl.

r151

R158 OMG ! We never noticed ! Timmy, Nick, Jacob ALL have : a left and right eye, ears on both sides of their heads, a nose above only one mouth. The clincher: All 3 have PENISES ! IDENTICAL TRIPLETs! How could we missed it R158 ?

^ Nick's penis is debatable.

She may be hung like a hamster but Bambi's moobs are to die for.

I still don’t see the similarities, R158.

[quote] She's the epitome of a Brit matinee idol.

He doesn’t look British by ethnicity to me.

Goddammit, ENOUGH with the fucking comic book movies, already!!

^ In 2024 they are called graphic novels Grandpa

BAMBI-MAN

Are these the new Heartstopper threads?

r165 No they aren't.

R166 More believable ,,,

R166, thanks for that 'shot' I love his cheek bones.

r166 Millie Bobby Brown on steroids

His next role will be He-man?

Wow, talk about over-compensating.

Austy ...now we know why Bambi is the lap dancer

Well he dances like a straight Jew.

Austin is proud of his lil She-Man

Austy with another of his BFF females

[quote]Even gay Sam Heughan would have made a better HE-MAN.

But, but, but....like Galitzine, Sam is 'straight' now!

Heughan has hired a paid escort for this ridiculous staged pap walk in Just Jared and People... 🤦‍♂️

At least Samantha can ape pseudo straight. Put Bambi next to a woman (even a dyke like Cabello) and it's always an optic epic fail. Fag & Hag. Surprised his team hasn't gone the "surprise hand holding canoodling" fake papped snaps yet. Sure He-Man's Wo- Man will be unveiled soon. Popcorn is ready.

Nick has recently been papped with a tall dark "mystery girl". Who is this hawt beotch?

[quote]Sure He-Man's Wo- Man will be unveiled soon.

Such a pity Taylor Swift and Olivia Munn are otherwise engaged.

What's Kaley Cuoco up to these days?

[quote] What's Kaley Cuoco up to these days?

Grocery shopping I suspect.

[Quote]I can’t believe I randomly saw Nicholas Galitzine, yelled “is that Nicholas Galitizine?”, he replied yes and his gf asked me to take pictures with him like wtaf

Girlfriend?

Back to blond.

He is not hot, average face and average body. How did he get famous so fast?

R183 The "girlfriend" looks short and balding he should have stuck with the hawt Jew.

R182 Bambi's phased roll out of his 'long term invisible girlfriend" is a hoot. First a ridiculous posting of just her hand then a crystal clear posed pap shot of him but only the back of her head. Now some random shill posts "she took our picture!" Yet no picture of this Amelia Earhart Howard Hughes "mystery woman" She makes Garbo look like a publicity whore. Think we know her name.

She's probably still negotiating her contract.

" pap shot...but only the back of her head"

Oy! did someone say Head?

All this slagging him off when you know you bitches would fuck him.

The slow unveiling of Bambi's Beotch is actually a shrewd PR campaign. The first time the girls walk a red carpet hand in hand together her lumpen frau heads will explode. As long as their Nic Nic the Stallion is getting fucked by boys on screen but supposedly eating pussy off screen her demented stans should be orgasmic.

Will he do his own stunts? That will make his cock sweaty

[quote] That will make his cock sweaty

That will make his puny cocklet sweaty.

Fixed it for you.

"you know you bitches would fuck him."

Oy! every chance I get

[quote] The first time the girls walk a red carpet hand in hand together her lumpen frau heads will explode

Fan culture is very weird in that fans are either extremely invasive or extremely protective. When Nick posted that Instagram pic of him holding hands, presumably with his girlfriend, there were a few fans who tweeted how good of fans there were because they'd known Nick had a girlfriend because she was with him a a couple of events where said fans got Nick's autograph and took pictures with him and the girlfriend chit-chatted with them and they never would dare drop her name. Then you have others who create elaborate explanation of the timeline of their relationship and how they may not be together for long because Nick's already liking/commenting on posts of some other hot model/influencer type.

R189 Gay men don't normally fuck lesbians.

R194 this is DL Tiny .Take your delusional stan girl gullible rubbish back to Reditt/LPSG. Bambi laughs at you all the way to the bank.

Oy! Bambi laughs at them all the way to our bed.

R194 "they never would dare drop her name!

Bambi's dating Voldemort 😂

R194 Vee vod neeva dar droups er nam..

R196 i think you are the frau. LPSG is almost entirely male. If you were a gay man you would know this.

R196 I have been posting on here a long time. When DLers denigrate frau gossip sites, we almost always use Tumblr, Lipstick Alley, CDAN, or deuxmoi boards. No one here tells someone to go to LPSG because many of us already post there.

You are the frau.

That would also explain why you keep posting GIFs, because that’s a Tumblr behavior.

R202 For you Tiny. Because only you and Bambi appreciate his autistic tiny peen. Now get back to 2nd dinner.

R200Fail. The Galitzine/Perez threads at LPSG are almost exclusively fat fraus (strangely black fat fraus )like you dear. This slash dreck has no appeal to gay men who are out fuckin like Bambi & Austin.

R203 oh you’re THAT poster. Okay, I understand now.

You are autistic, and an MTF or transfeminine nonbinary. That explains your anger at gynecological women as well as the reason you find photographs of men getting their penises tucked up arousing. It would also explain why you write like a woman, because autistic people are six times more likely to identify as transgender.

R205 Obviously you "understand" ZIP. We are trying to figure out the mentality (or lack thereof) of a middle age femcel stan frau who would troll a Gay website on a thread dedicated to ridiculing a closeted Nancy-Boy streamer actress that most DL'ers find ridiculous. Yet here you are R205. Pathetic clown.

He got $400,000 for that movie with AnnE r102, and suddenly he gets $3,000,000 for a gay movie ?

That $3 million figure was a fever dream conjured up by a poster.

“femcel stan frau”

See that is called idiosyncratic language. You create bespoke terms in your head and use them like regular language. This is autism.

[quote]“Obviously you "understand" ZIP. We are trying to figure out the mentality (or lack thereof) of a middle age femcel stan frau who would troll a Gay website on a thread dedicated to ridiculing a closeted Nancy-Boy streamer actress that most DL'ers find ridiculous. Yet here you are [R205]. Pathetic clown.“

Except this is my thread. I started it. I also started “…and Nicholas Galitzine is straight now.”

I notice you have a lot of trouble understanding aspects of online discourse. For example r194 (not me) was doing exactly what you are saying this thread is for, they were trying to explain their understanding of fan culture. But you didn’t pick up on that, because you are autistic and don’t have a concept of other people existing, so you attacked them, even though they were basically agreeing with you.

So tell me, when did you first start identifying as transgender?

R209 his team told Bambi he needed to get a romantic straight lead role asap. So he took that salary for TIOY. Galitzine did not want to make a second RW&RB. He was contractually obligated but his salary was not. His team said he has to do it but AMZ will pay and pay they did. BTW Miss Galitzqueen demanded script approval so don't expect any steamy sex scenes in the sequel. He-Man doesn't bottom anymore (on camera).

I'm in my early 60s and have been working out CONSISTENTLY for over a year; I've seen remarkable changes.

NG is in his 20s and the studio will pay for the best diets, trainers, etc.

He'll be fine; or at least, it'll be fine.

Let's hope the movie has a good story.

OP of course it is .Your caps OMG! reeks of Frau, as does your hilarious psychological projection. Turn it off Tiny. It's blinding us.

R211 here you go again with your lumpen frau CAPS . R205 The only "work out" you get is curling a drumstick. Bambi hearts you too.

STOP IT ! with the Lumpen Frau stuff it is so IMMATURE!!

Acceptable alternatives:

1. Moronic Cow

2. Bovine Dolt

3. Simpleton Sow

"gay men who are out fuckin like Bambi & Austin"

Apparently Bambi likes it rough..

apparently so does Austy...

Why do certain actors bring out the CRAAAAAAZZZZZYYYY in Datalounge?

OMG! That can't be right!. We all know GAY boys just love to SPOON & CUDDLE and read JANE AUSTEN to each other in bed.

R218 Yeah the Bea Arthur threads are fucking OUT OF CONTROOOOOL

3am booty call for a fucking Austin all right.

Bambi always has an angry, brooding look on his face which is super annoying.

He looks like a spoiled asshole.

You just want to punch him.

Oy ! You just want to punch fuck him.

Bambi...Tie Me Up Tie Me Down.

" read JANE AUSTEN to each other in bed"

only one AUSTIN Bambi wants in bed.

He reminds me of a clean-cut Justin Bieber at R189.

HAPPY PRIDE! 🏳️‍🌈

Nicholas Galitzine has nothing to be proud of.

He's a gay man, masquerading as a "straight" man, because it will get him more money and acting roles.

That's not pride. That's just shameful.

Yep. Bambi is Contemptable.

He doesn't have the power.

Maybe this was announced wrong as he'd be a perfect Skeletor.

Finally in time for Pride ! Bambi's mystery woman unveiled! He's all over her like a cheap suit. Feel the hetero heat. Do we spy a micro boner?

How old is this picture R231?

R231 Bitch stole our act.

R231 That's Lilli Kay, his co-star from the 2019 series Chambers

Thanks R234 thought it was an old photo. He looks thinner there. No charisma at all.

Among his stans Bambi's He-Manification is going well.

He with his Men.

What is with casting directors these days? Why are they trying to make these girly men into sex symbols. We need new casting directors, stat!

Fraus self-exclude from frau-unfriendly Large Penis Support Group. It's like 4chan for gays.

Semi-related: One of the recent voice actors for He-Man is Cam Clarke. He's family and also a very nice guy. (He also voiced the male blood elf playable characters in World of Warcraft and Liquid Snake in Metal Gear Solid.

R240 Related: In the actor's round table Galitzine says he wants to do more voiceover work. Is it confirmed his He-Man project is live action.? The ensemble cast project he's currently working on with Jackman involves talking sheep. Perhaps this is animated voiceover work? He has a fine voice with a good theatrical register. One of few masculine qualities Bambi processes.

They put Galitzine in a roundtable with Matt Bomer? That must have been incredibly awkward.

The people who created the graphic at the Hollywood Reporter knew exactly what they were doing.

I said it before

All these accounts are run by showbiz obsessed gays who went into marketing

Do not cross them

When you watch the vid Bomer is eye fucking Bambi.

He’s not eye fucking him because Bambi isn’t a top

You’re a straight woman aren’t you?

R244 Nick is a heterosexual POWER TOP!

You're a projecting old KWEEN aren't you?

This will be like that time Jake Gyllenhaal was "Prince of Persia...LOLOL!

Princess of Persia

[quote]They put Galitzine in a roundtable with Matt Bomer? That must have been incredibly awkward.

Can't have been as awkward as Billy Porter ranting about straight actors being cast for gay roles at Richard Madden, fresh off the set of Rocketman and/or his apartment with Brandon Flynn.

[quote] OMFG they cast Nicholas Galitzine as HE-MAN

More like HE-MAN WOMAN HATER.

I mean, that is much better casting than who was originally cast a few years ago, Noah Centineo.

Noah Centineo is 100x hotter and more masculine than Galitzine.

PERIOD.

Noah proved that you can be straight and still kiss your homies

Noah looks nothing like He-Man. Period.

[quote] Noah looks nothing like He-Man. Period.

Fuck you.

Noah is ALL He-Man.

Nicholas has a puny cocklet.

Noah's HE-MAN meat could split little Bambi in half!

Noah showed there's nothing gay abut laying atop your homie.

Amateur.

THROAT GOAT-MAN

He's filming RW &RB2. He-Man is slated to go into production in Dec. Bambi has six months to get that flabby ass into shape

If Nicholas had trouble with his body compared to TZP, I don't see how he's going to be able to do He-Man

[quote]In response, Galitzine brought up Taylor Zakhar-Perez, who played his love interest in Red, White & Royal Blue. "Look, I can speak about this 'cause Taylor is a close friend of mine," Galitzine replied. "But Taylor is like an Adonis. It was difficult, in some aspects, being so closely compared to him."Later in the interview, Galitzine highlighted a few insecurities he's had. Growing up, the actor got used to feeling "disgusted" by his face and sunken eyes — noting that people on social media would tell him to get some sleep — as well as his "rugby-player thighs" and "big ass." But even now that Galitzine's good looks have gained him a legion of fans, Galitzine is still not entirely interested in only being seen that way. The Bottoms star explained: "The most important thing to me is that I'm taken seriously as a performer. I'm not gonna ask you to cry me a river here, but it's been difficult being part of a conversation that feels very much like I am a cut of beef at a meat market. I think [looks] being my defining feature is something I'm constantly terrified of."

Bambi is terrified of being defined by his looks. Terrified of being typecast in gay roles. Terrified of not be identified as straight. Yet here she is living a life of fear.

Terrifying indeed.

" Feels very much like I am a cut of petit filet mignon at a meat market."

fixed for Bambi

[quote]He's filming RW &RB2.

Matthew Lopez and the author of the book have only just completed the script, so he's not filming now. If anything, he should be filming He-Man as it has a release date of 2026 and the post-production will likely be a lengthy one as I would expect it is FX heavy.

Popping off to do the school drop in Fendi.

R264 Pulling shite out of your ass per usual . Per this interview posted yesterday. Bambi says he is currently filming RW & RB2 in London hence her awful bottle blonde hair. She says She-Man starts production in 6 months.

R265 Doesn't she know hippy girls should never wear pleated skirts. Her ever present purse. Big enough to carry a liter of Bambi's favorite lube.

Whose cock is he sniffing at R257?

R268 Oy! Who else?

BAMBI GLITZINE is STRAIGHT!!

R266, as per your 'pulling shite out of your arse' NOWHERE in that video does Bambi say he is filming RW&RB at the moment, you are assuming because of the hair.

R271 Spot on! Bambi's in a West End production of After The Fall. His Marilyn is getting raves.

Moronic R266, per Nicholas, he is filming the sheep film now.

R272 he's got nice boobs

Does Nicky like having nice tits?

Looks like she's filming the Andy Warhol biopic

R273 per Bambi , she luvs ya too but get a vibrator.

Pretty He-Man in pretty good A.I trailer.

Bambi's tiger has been re-cast.

Surely they'll have to make a latex muscle body suit for Bambi? There is no way he'll be jacked and ready by the end of the year.

With a personal trainer and dietician his body can get there by filming.

This thread is 95% one hyperfixated lunatic, the one who calls him Bambi. Same ridiculous old woman who keeps the Gay Sam Heughan threads going.

Nick Galitzine is Datalounge Gay aka pretty but straight

Sadly he has attracted hoards of Larrie type fraus who call themselves GAYLITZINES.

R283

The hyper-fixed lunatic may actually be 70-year old film and television veteran Russell Mulcahy, the director of the music video for Total Eclipse of the Heart.

The poster, who I also assumed was female, has in other threads identified himself as a 68 year old man, living in Southern California, uses "arse" instead of "ass" and "stone" as a unit of measurement (Mulcahy is Australian), and posted an extremely detailed reminiscence about attending the premiere for Bram Stoker's Dracula with his boyfriend (Mulcahy is openly gay) in 1992 in the thread about Keanu Reeves.

[quote]Attended the premiere of Dracula at Mann's Chinese Theatre. Cast in audience. Coppola shuffled down the aisle in a rumpled suit and made a little speech. We were two rows behind Keanu. When his first scene came up with his atrocious Brit accent the audience burst into laughter. Keanu slumped down and put his head in his hands. Felt bad for him. My BF whispered "Why don't you go comfort him" Woulda coulda shoulda.

Do a trolldar and see for yourself.

Russell Mulcahy was one of the most significant music video directors of the 1980s and directed the film Highlander. In the 1990s, his career completely imploded but in 1992 he still would have had cachet to be able to get seats at the world premiere near the stars.

He directed this

And this

And this

I used to think he was hot until I saw his ass.

And this

Why did his career implode in '92?.

Timmy looks like a middle aged lesbian librarian from the Midwest; someone wrote that once and I can't get it out of my head.

Nicholas will go lift some weights and get a tan and butch it up. He'll be fine.

And this

And this (the very first video shown on MTV)

And this

And this

And this

R293 Russell Mulcahy's career completely imploded after the release of the 1994 Universal film "The Shadow." After doing "The Shadow" he was for all intents and purposes, unemployable in feature film. Nobody knows why. He went straight to directing straight to video action movies starring Dolph Lundgren. He also went into directing episodic television. The speed at which he became washed up is unheard of in Hollywood outside a Bryan Singer-type scandal. I mean Jesus Christ, John Landis killed Vic Morrow and two children on the set of "Twilight Zone" and continued to direct theatrical features for the next two decades.

Here was a man who basically invented the music video and never directed a music video after 1994's Taylor Dane video for Original Sin. Nobody knows what happened.

I suppose a comparison could be made to cinematographer Dean Cundey, who shot all three Back to the Futures, Roger Rabbit, Death Becomes Her, The Thing, Jurassic Park, Apollo 13 and The Parent Trap and ended up working in low budget features a decade later, but that was a much slower descent. Top Cinematographers have even more job security than top filmmakers and tend to work until they drop dead (Geoffrey Unsworth). Douglas Slocombe (the Indiana Jones films) worked until he was 75 and only stopped because he was losing his eyesight.

So anyway what was I saying? Oh yes after The Shadow Russell Mulcahy became unemployable except for direct-to-video and television episodes.

R282-R298. . Another triggered Galitzine Stana trying to shut down a Bambi thread. Ya got a 300 posts to go . Drop your drumbstick and get cracking..

And this

And this

And this

And this

And this

And this

And this

I swear if I am talking down like this to Russell Mulcahey I will scream.

R301 the only person who is shutting down this thread is you. No one posts in this thread anymore because you have monopolized it and made it difficult to read, incessantly posting "gotcha" picspam while not adding anything witty or saying anything new. Everybody here already accepts that he is gay. They accepted that he was gay many years ago when the photos were found. I know because I was the person who found them and posted them here. Quite circuitously, actually, because the thread which I've linked below, "HAWT LA Guy Starts Dating Site for Top-Shelf Jews" from January 2, 2021, was about a write up on Austin Kevitch that made no mention of his sexuality, just how handsome he was and that he was launching a new app. Then somebody found a video of Austin speaking.

See this reply?

"I wish I hadn’t watch the video at [R27]. Judy Garland’s purse fell out of his mouth. I know it was Judy’s because of the miniature liquor bottles and the pills."

That's me.

And then people started going through his socials and we saw the exact same photos you are posting now which you think are groundbreaking gossip but which we have already known about for three and a half years.

Now, if you are indeed Russell Mulcahey, then it would make perfect sense why his feature film career completely imploded after 1994 because you obviously have severe mental issues largely centered around neurodivergent behavior, particularly with regards to Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Russell Mulcahey's CV includes iconic music videos like "Hungry Like the Wolf" and "I'm Still Standing" in which each shot only lasts for about one second. The plot line for "Highlander" is almost identical to the plot line of "Man of Steel" written over twenty years later, but that film's plot came from an outline by Christopher Nolan and has frequently been cited as a neurodivergent metaphor.

The fact that Russell Mulcahey was only allowed to direct low-budget B movies, but WAS allowed to direct episodic television, suggests that the reason his career collapsed after "The Shadow" was because of he could no longer be trusted to direct a big movie. Why? Drug addiction? Bryan Singer was addicted to drugs on every movie he made and they kept hiring him to make huge expensive movies.

So where does that leave us?

With a mental breakdown. Mental breakdown either on or after the production of The Shadow.

And this😂

R309 mental breakdown is your middle name. We're sure the voices in your head all agree with the same trollie insanity you shite on every other thread. Sure Bambi would agree orange is your color. Your meds are in the fridge,😂

R309, thank you. That's probably an astute assessment. I briefly worked with Tony Kaye (post AHX) on a few commercials, went to his house and all of his paintings were pretty much of him with giant unstaring eyes. Eyes everywhere. He's definitely on some kind of spectrum.

R312 which voice are you?

Oh my God.

He posted this on April 12.

Six-figure contract commission. He knew.

Galitzine is transparently in a talent holding deal with Amazon which is probably in the low sevens and ten percent of that is six figures.

But none of this would have been known then. Galitzine announced he was straight on May 8 and the RWB sequel was announced the following week, subsequently as were the castings for He-Man and two other Amazon projects. This is a talent holding deal (wiki: It is a type of retainer agreement in that the artist is compensated for work yet to be determined. The deals usually require exclusivity for a fixed period of time, in which the entertainer agrees to not sign or work with any other agencies during the period of the contract.)

This only could have been known by somebody with their ears to the ground in gay Hollywood. It is him.

It was nonsense two months ago and it still is. Camila & Austin broke up in february 2023.

R315 yeah their "breaking up' was definitely nonsense and still is.

"It was nonsense...

Oy true dat!

He wouldn’t know the dates of a stupid pr fauxmance.

He WOULD know what a talent holding contract is. Very few people outside the business would what a talent holding contract is because they’re never reported in the trades. Everyone think projects are cast on a project by project basis. Almost all talent holding contracts are known only through hindsight, like Theo James being cast in Time Traveler’s Wife and then White Lotus at HBO.

The timing is perfect because The Idea of You premiered at South by on March 16. Amazon would have wanted to lock Galitzine into a contract before it premiered on Prime because if it was a big hit his rate would go up or he may go elsewhere. So they’re negotiating the contract but Galitzine thinks he’s the new Austin Butler and he doesn’t want to do RWRB and doesn’t want to do queer roles anymore. And what Galitzine is planning on doing is so reprehensible that people begin talking. That’s what this is, trickle down talking among Hollywood gays. And it starts with Galitzine’s agent and it makes its way through the agencies and managers and publicists and producers (all brimming with homosexuals) until it finally gets to Russell Mulcahy who would be pretty far out on the concentric circle but still in the loop.

And you know how it gets around?

EMAIL.

That’s why he has so much evidence. Mulcahy hasn’t been going through social media looking for evidence, at 70 he probably doesn’t know how. Someone has been going through collecting all the evidence, maybe even the flack assigned to scrub them off the net. And they save them a pass them on to a colleague- “Look at this queen, he has a hot Jewish bf (Hollywood is filled with envious gay Jews) and he wants to go back into the closet. Well, I’ll show him! FWD.”

He's filming RWRB Part 2 now, you spaz

He is not filming the sequel to Red, White and Royal Blue right now. At the 1:38 minute mark he says he working on that sheep film with Hugh Jackman.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a fag.

Twee-Man

What if it swims like a shark in a supermarket?

Also it is transparently obvious you are liking everything you post multiple times.

R324 batshit crazy in..

What's fascinating is the number of likes Russell Mulcahey is putting on his own posts. This would require him cleaning his cookies over and over again, then scrolling through the thread and liking everything. The post at r325 already has 11 likes after two. hours. He would literally cleaning his cookies and liking his own posts all day. This would be among the most severe examples of autistic looping I have ever encountered.

I have sent these threads to Jeff Davis via Instagram.

^ daft

He's the most average-looking person. His very averageness is somewhat appealing. Like Jimmy Stewart (if Jimmy Stewart wroe make up and played gay men a lot). But I don't find him at all sexy or hot. Nice and regular, yeah. And please lay of the high fashion.

*wore makeup

*lay off. Dear.

His dyed blond hair at the recent Fendi event was not attractive. btw.

Prancing Austy has issued a breathless "challenge" to his mate Bambi.

I don't care at all about that other guy you all keep posting pics and video of.

but I care ...ever nite

Hi I'm Auussteen!

Rhymes with Kween

R334 Yeah but you've made your point. Over and over and over.

R337 Russell Mulcahy is stuck in an autistic thought loop

Have some sympathy. It must be awful, like being forced to watch Highlander 2 over and over again

So Austin is starting his own "running" interview show?

R333 I don't care at all about the Golden Corral buffet but I look at your pics and vids nevertheless.

Like Kevitch's relaxed unaffected personality. Wouldn't mind knocking back a few pints with him. Unlike Galitzine's scripted posh girl persona. More we see of her snarky calculating interviews the more off putting Bambi becomes. Give us Austin any day.

What does Bambi see in him?

R340 I don't even know what that is.

R343 add it to your lengthy list hun.

R344 I looked it up. We don't even have one of those in our state.

R344 Unlike wherever you live, I guess.

Austin Galatizine -Kevitch not Out but Proud.🏳️‍🌈

The Frauen at LPSG are getting moist over their Nic Nic the Stallion's "ginormous manhood" femcel comedy gold.

They must be pedos cuz that's the crotch of a 12yo😂

He-Man's a blower not a shower.

Oy! but he has the tush of a 42yo shiksa.