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OMFG they cast Nicholas Galitzine as HE-MAN

This is too fucking funny

Jesus Christ

Were the Angelboys unavailable?

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by Anonymousreply 322June 19, 2024 4:52 AM

Sorry it’s spelled Angelllboys

The S is sibilant

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by Anonymousreply 1May 29, 2024 4:36 PM

He's going to have to go on steroids for his flabby ass.

by Anonymousreply 2May 29, 2024 4:36 PM

i guess Hansel Allgord turned them down

by Anonymousreply 3May 29, 2024 4:36 PM

Also note the photo Deadline used

Do not cross the social media gays, they will fuck you up

by Anonymousreply 4May 29, 2024 4:37 PM

Those eyebrow notches are so stupid. No, you don’t look like a tough gang member.

by Anonymousreply 5May 29, 2024 4:37 PM

I mean Jesus Christ have they SEEN He-Man before?

Seriously this is so fucking funny, it’s like, how the fuck do you go from Dolph Lundgren to someone who’s nickname is Bambi?

They could have ten random dudes pulled from Gold’s Gym and they would all look more like He-Man than Galitzine.

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by Anonymousreply 6May 29, 2024 4:44 PM

So Christopher Walken was unavailable?

by Anonymousreply 7May 29, 2024 4:46 PM

And yes I KNOW that Prince Adam is not a big guy

Prince Adam is a young twink. He’s supposed to be like Mark Hamill in Star Wars. Galitzine is turning 30 this year.

I cannot believe they fucked this up so badly. I mean Jesus Christ this is not a hard casting. The characters have looked the same for decades.

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by Anonymousreply 8May 29, 2024 4:51 PM

Oh look everyone! Someone who actually looks like He-Man!

Now why would someone who actually looks like He-Man not be considered for the role of He-Man?

What did Galitzine do that Zane Phillips wouldn’t do? Hmmm

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by Anonymousreply 9May 29, 2024 5:09 PM

His closetification makes perfect sense now.

by Anonymousreply 10May 29, 2024 5:25 PM

Oh, Twitter

Sometimes you really shine

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by Anonymousreply 11May 29, 2024 5:28 PM

Was Ben Platt unavailable?

by Anonymousreply 12May 29, 2024 5:30 PM


More like SHE-MALE.

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by Anonymousreply 13May 29, 2024 5:33 PM

You can see him next on Variety's Actors on Actors where he and Leo Woodall will be in conversation.

Taylor Zakhar-Perez is paired with Joey King.

by Anonymousreply 14May 29, 2024 5:38 PM

He'd have been perfect for Evil-Lyn!

by Anonymousreply 15May 29, 2024 5:38 PM

zac efron in that wrestling movie was basically the exact look you'd want for he-man

by Anonymousreply 16May 29, 2024 5:40 PM

The casting of Noah Centino was mocked for him not being blond! What made them think they could get away with this?

There’s no way this film is happening, this is too fucking ridiculous.

(Masters of the Universe is a notorious development hell project because of the difficulty of casting He-Man as well as the production cost to make Eternia look believable)

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by Anonymousreply 17May 29, 2024 5:45 PM

I think that Kellen Lutz is the perfect HE-MAN.

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by Anonymousreply 18May 29, 2024 5:45 PM

What, was Richard Simmons unavailable?

by Anonymousreply 19May 29, 2024 5:47 PM

Kellen Lutz was under consideration, but I'm not sure if this was the same movie role that Bambi got.

Maybe Kellen refused the casting couch.

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by Anonymousreply 20May 29, 2024 5:48 PM

Which cocks is this fucker sucking?

by Anonymousreply 21May 29, 2024 5:48 PM

Hollywood is finished.

by Anonymousreply 22May 29, 2024 5:48 PM

[quote]His closetification makes perfect sense now.


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by Anonymousreply 23May 29, 2024 5:53 PM

Yes Kellan Lutz would have been an excellent He-Man over a decade ago.

Other than Alan Ritchson or Zane Phillips there really isn’t anyone who comes close to He-Man’s build right now. Maybe Leo Woodell could get in shape, but his face is too cherubic.

This needs to be cast backwards. You cast He-Man, and then you cast a twink that resembles the person that you’ve cast as He-Man. All He-Man has to do is look the part. He doesn’t even need to act that much, you just need him for fight scenes. Just hire a fucking huge guy and have the Prince Adam actor overdub him if he can’t act.

I seriously cannot believe they fucked this up so badly. Not to mention how horrible Amazon looks casting him after he went back into closet.

by Anonymousreply 24May 29, 2024 5:53 PM

Good news for spandex shareholders

by Anonymousreply 25May 29, 2024 5:56 PM

He's so doughy. He’s got the kind of face and bone structure that will make him look like shit if he gets on steroids

by Anonymousreply 26May 29, 2024 6:00 PM

So it’s official that we homosexuals are boycotting this piece of shit

by Anonymousreply 27May 29, 2024 6:00 PM

[quote]They could have ten random dudes pulled from Gold’s Gym and they would all look more like He-Man than Galitzine.

They know that, but 'woke' Hollywood despises traditional masculinity, which it considers toxic.

In recent years, they've been pushing this 'new masculinity' (i.e. feminized men) which Galitzine represents.

But it goes against everything He-Man stands for.

They should wait to make it, until Hollywood comes back to it senses and is being run by sane moderates again.

by Anonymousreply 28May 29, 2024 6:03 PM








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by Anonymousreply 30May 29, 2024 6:05 PM

R28: That's what I'm worried about. Will the moderates ever be able to make a comeback in Hollywood?

by Anonymousreply 31May 29, 2024 6:07 PM

Nicholas Galitzine announcing he's straight and getting cast as He-Man the same month is DL's 9/11.

by Anonymousreply 32May 29, 2024 6:07 PM

and you foolish homosexuals wanted me to come out!

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by Anonymousreply 33May 29, 2024 6:08 PM

[quote] Nicholas Galitzine announcing he's straight

He “identifies” as straight.

by Anonymousreply 34May 29, 2024 6:10 PM

Even gay Sam Heughan would have made a better HE-MAN.

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by Anonymousreply 35May 29, 2024 6:11 PM

He-Person or He-X.

by Anonymousreply 36May 29, 2024 6:12 PM

R28 this could ONLY fucking happen at Amazon, where the bitch bought the TV rights for Lord of the Rings for like a billion dollars and then ruined the Rings of Power by rewriting Galadriel as a girlboss.

Who are they making this film for? The tumblr crowd that makes up Nicholas’s fanbase?

You make something like this for the people who love the material. If you don’t do that, you end up with The Witcher. Another IP ruined by the obsession with girlbosses.

I mean even I feel bad tor Galitzine for the amount of mockery that’s going to happen to him because he accepted this casting. And I am the person who wrote the thread linked at R23!

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by Anonymousreply 38May 29, 2024 6:19 PM

His agent (who is gay) at William Morris also reps Austin Butler. Galitzine was begging him for a sci fi franchise a la Dune. The clinker was he was contractually obligated to do RW&RB sequel even though Nick and his team did want to do it. Amazon caved to his $3 million salary demand. Way more than the crumbs Zachary Perez is getting. Some one at Amazon must think this Nancy Boy bottom with his cock sucking past can be shilled to teenage boys as a super hero. Bambi as He-Man. Only in Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 39May 29, 2024 6:20 PM

This makes George Clooney as Batman look like a sane choice.

by Anonymousreply 40May 29, 2024 6:22 PM


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by Anonymousreply 41May 29, 2024 6:22 PM

Austin Kevitch to Nicholas Galitzine: "C'mon babe, let's head back into the closet."

Now we know why.

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by Anonymousreply 42May 29, 2024 6:23 PM

R40 this makes Ezra Miller as The Flash look like a sane choice

by Anonymousreply 43May 29, 2024 6:24 PM

His skin looks very high estrogen vibe. He looks like he has dingleberries too.

by Anonymousreply 44May 29, 2024 6:24 PM

Has Matt Damon commented?

by Anonymousreply 45May 29, 2024 6:24 PM

[quote] His skin looks very high estrogen vibe.

In what ways?

by Anonymousreply 46May 29, 2024 6:32 PM

Amazon should have typecast with:


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by Anonymousreply 47May 29, 2024 6:33 PM

R46 tone and texture

by Anonymousreply 48May 29, 2024 6:34 PM

[quote]But it goes against everything He-Man stands for.


by Anonymousreply 49May 29, 2024 6:35 PM
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by Anonymousreply 50May 29, 2024 6:36 PM

I adore pretty boys, like Nicholas, and know this is disastrous casting.

by Anonymousreply 51May 29, 2024 6:36 PM

Make this person go away! He’s talentless.

by Anonymousreply 52May 29, 2024 6:39 PM

This is the fourth He-Man casting in eight years

Nevvvvvvvver getting made

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by Anonymousreply 53May 29, 2024 6:42 PM

Is this for real? It’ll be bizarre to see Nick all roided-up. Maybe he got tired of being called baby girl and this is his solution.

He was hilarious and hot as the dumb jock in Bottoms, so I’m quite fine with the idea of watching him jump around in a fur bikini for a couple of hours.

by Anonymousreply 54May 29, 2024 6:44 PM

Nick has approval over casting;


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by Anonymousreply 56May 29, 2024 6:47 PM

The only He-Man in my life is Austin.

by Anonymousreply 57May 29, 2024 6:47 PM

I said before in the other thread that the social media account gays are going to destroy him.

Straight men don’t have hairdressers. They knew what they were doing when they wrote this.

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by Anonymousreply 59May 29, 2024 6:57 PM

My favorite comments are the ones you don’t really need to translate

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by Anonymousreply 60May 29, 2024 6:59 PM

This what the 6th thread on this ludicrous Pansy?. For DL'ers Bambi is the gift that keeps on giving.

by Anonymousreply 61May 29, 2024 7:03 PM

Has Matt Damon issued a statement?

by Anonymousreply 62May 29, 2024 7:04 PM

R62, why are you asking so soon after R45?

by Anonymousreply 63May 29, 2024 7:07 PM


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by Anonymousreply 64May 29, 2024 7:13 PM

He looks like he has a touch of the Down’s in the picture, OP.

by Anonymousreply 65May 29, 2024 7:19 PM

I think I said something similar in a thread about another He-Man casting... Let the damn franchise rest, for fuck's sake!

MOTU was the ultimate power fantasy for boys in the 1980s. It was inspired by Schwarzenegger's Conan. Simply put, it's from another era and mentality. Either you have to change it so much it's not recognizable anymore or it's going to flop big time. Today's youngsters don't want muscleman fantasies, they want waifish twinks like Timotay.

by Anonymousreply 66May 29, 2024 7:20 PM

I can only assume that casting was based on which actors showed up to audition with their own blond pageboy wigs.

by Anonymousreply 67May 29, 2024 7:23 PM


by Anonymousreply 68May 29, 2024 7:26 PM

With the recent collapse of the Marvel films and the financial black hole of LOTR spinoff . How is Masters of the Universe ( even as a steamer) a viable financial option for AMZ.? Does Jeff fancy saggy assed bottoms?

by Anonymousreply 69May 29, 2024 7:27 PM

They did not!

by Anonymousreply 70May 29, 2024 7:28 PM

R67 Oy! What am I? Chopped liver?

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by Anonymousreply 71May 29, 2024 7:32 PM

Galitzine as HE-MAN?

More like SHE-RA!

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by Anonymousreply 72May 29, 2024 7:34 PM
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by Anonymousreply 73May 29, 2024 7:48 PM

Even Out Magazine is mocking him

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by Anonymousreply 74May 29, 2024 7:51 PM

they'll send him to the gym and add butt implants via CGI or CGI or AI or BFD

by Anonymousreply 75May 29, 2024 7:54 PM


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by Anonymousreply 77May 29, 2024 7:57 PM

R75, what’s “BFD”?

by Anonymousreply 78May 29, 2024 7:58 PM

This is akin to casting tiny Alicia Vikander as the boobalicious Lara Croft in Tomb Raider. They even released a BTS of her doing pull ups or some shit to prove to everyone that she's a bad ass.

by Anonymousreply 79May 29, 2024 8:21 PM

The only one that works at R74 is Zane Phillips.

by Anonymousreply 80May 29, 2024 8:38 PM

Castle Gayskull vs the Fisters of the Analverse

by Anonymousreply 81May 29, 2024 9:27 PM

No translation needed

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by Anonymousreply 82May 29, 2024 10:03 PM

It's an old Hollywood ploy: Casting Against Type. An attempt to generate buzz for a moribund project that's gone nowhere in 20 years And judging by the amount of pearl clutching it succeeded .

by Anonymousreply 83May 29, 2024 10:09 PM

This is Meg Ryan.

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by Anonymousreply 85May 29, 2024 10:17 PM

Jake is more masculine than Bambi.

by Anonymousreply 86May 29, 2024 10:19 PM

[quote] This is Meg Ryan.

I’ll have what she’s having.

by Anonymousreply 87May 29, 2024 10:29 PM

At 56yo I'm more masculine than Bambi.

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by Anonymousreply 88May 29, 2024 10:35 PM

Why is he taking jobs away from trans Womyn of color? Shouldn’t one of them get the part?

by Anonymousreply 89May 29, 2024 10:42 PM

This will never happen, I'm with R53.

by Anonymousreply 90May 29, 2024 10:50 PM

It does reek of stunt casting. But the birthday lap dance Bambi gave his real life He-Man after this vid cut was no stunt. It's been passed around and this project guarantees it will surface again. Sure many in the media have seen it if I have. Nicky was as high as a kite and his ass did not look saggy. It will be impossible to fob it off as "mates horseplay". But they will try. Curtain up. Pants down. Getting out my popcorn.

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by Anonymousreply 91May 29, 2024 11:14 PM

That’s what’s out there for young actors? No wonder Hollywood is failing. He’s actually good at comedy, he would be wise to look to Hugh Grants career arc, Romantic leads with a comic twist, What an odd thing to choose, He-Man isn’t film-able, didn’t they learn that in the 90’s? Thor had mythology and sweeping themes, this has toys and wizard hats. Hollywood go and fuck yourselves again.

by Anonymousreply 92May 29, 2024 11:44 PM

R84 Princess Bambi Targaryen First of Her Name

by Anonymousreply 93May 30, 2024 12:09 AM

R92 If they were smart they'd make it a CGI He-Man. Galitzine's one masculine attribute is his voice. Much more so then Kevitch's. With the progress since Avatar it could be a perfect fit.

by Anonymousreply 94May 30, 2024 12:16 AM

[quote]Why is he taking jobs away from trans Womyn of color? Shouldn’t one of them get the part?

I'd be more likely to buy Alex Newell in the role than Bambi.

by Anonymousreply 95May 30, 2024 12:24 AM

[quote]Galitzine's one masculine attribute is his voice.

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by Anonymousreply 96May 30, 2024 12:27 AM

After Bambi gets humiliated with this utter fiasco, I think it's safe to say that his career will effectively be OVER.

by Anonymousreply 97May 30, 2024 12:32 AM
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by Anonymousreply 98May 30, 2024 12:40 AM

Obviously Amazon begs to differ as they are paying him six figures for RW &RB 2 sure the He-Man will be more. Galitzine is nipping at Timmy's heals for the intersex leading man/woman title.

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by Anonymousreply 100May 30, 2024 12:45 AM

All I know about this Nicholas guy is that he's on some show written by a frau that depicts what fraus think gay men are like. And the frau audience eats it up.

by Anonymousreply 101May 30, 2024 12:45 AM

[quote] Obviously Amazon begs to differ as they are paying him six figures for RW &RB 2

Seven figures.

$3,000,000 is seven figures.

by Anonymousreply 102May 30, 2024 12:48 AM

He-Man and Me

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by Anonymousreply 103May 30, 2024 1:10 AM

Please tell me he's Prince Adam and they cast another actor to actually play He-Man

by Anonymousreply 104May 30, 2024 1:14 AM

Surely no female love interest? Impossible to imagine him with a girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 105May 30, 2024 1:15 AM

Blonde pretty boy will be fine to watch. He'll have at least the rest of this year to get cracking at the gym and get on a few steroids. I look forward to seeing him 'grow'.

by Anonymousreply 106May 30, 2024 1:22 AM

I will say I'm looking forward to seeing him in very little clothing. Personally would prefer someone like Zane Phillips but there's no way they'd cast a gay actor.

by Anonymousreply 107May 30, 2024 1:24 AM

R84 Yaas Queen-Man

by Anonymousreply 108May 30, 2024 1:25 AM

Especially an OUT gay actor

by Anonymousreply 109May 30, 2024 1:25 AM

[quote] Surely no female love interest? Impossible to imagine him with a girlfriend.

Damn you, R105.

I just read your post and ended up spitting out my drink.

I don't know why, but the thought of Nicholas Galitzine as HE-MAN with a female love interest, made me choke.

This movie will undoubtedly be in the FANTASY genre.

by Anonymousreply 110May 30, 2024 1:26 AM

As the other poster said, Kellan Lutz would've been perfect 15 years ago. He's much too old now at almost 40.

by Anonymousreply 111May 30, 2024 1:34 AM

Thanks I've double checked my blocks R102

by Anonymousreply 112May 30, 2024 1:44 AM

There is nothing effeminate about Galitzine's voice. He has fine British theatrical voice. With a posh public school vocabulary that he is quite proud of.

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by Anonymousreply 113May 30, 2024 1:52 AM

He's on that show about two gay guys who act like women.

by Anonymousreply 114May 30, 2024 1:56 AM

"there is nothing effeminate about Galitzine's voice"

Maybe now. Not always the case..

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by Anonymousreply 115May 30, 2024 1:57 AM

And yet they had Zane Phillips and Kellan Lutz right there...

WTF is up with casting these days?

by Anonymousreply 116May 30, 2024 1:59 AM

Bambi sounds just like Charlton Heston!

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by Anonymousreply 117May 30, 2024 2:03 AM

That was my question. Who tf is casting these days? This has Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher vibes all over it.

Maybe it will be a modern, pouty, slouchy, mumblecore He-Man.

by Anonymousreply 118May 30, 2024 3:07 AM

No one asked. Guess if offered to describe a Bea Arthur sex tape would have had a dozen request. That's DL.

by Anonymousreply 119May 30, 2024 3:32 AM

R107 but there's no way they'd cast a gay actor.

Then why did they?

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by Anonymousreply 120May 30, 2024 3:44 AM

R120 See R109, I corrected myself

by Anonymousreply 121May 30, 2024 3:53 AM

Same week as Johnny gets snubbed for the new Jurassic movie. Closet still pays off, unfortunately.

by Anonymousreply 122May 30, 2024 4:45 AM

R121 tell R109 , R123 doesn't care.

by Anonymousreply 123May 30, 2024 4:52 AM

R78 it means Big Effing Deal.

by Anonymousreply 124May 30, 2024 5:03 AM

R1, those 'Angelllboys' are revolting, creepy crawlies aren't they?

by Anonymousreply 125May 30, 2024 6:28 AM

[quote] those 'Angelllboys' are revolting, creepy crawlies aren't they?

I scrolled through this entire thread without even noticing the name Angelllboys, until you mentioned it R125.

They are absolutely creepy. Like those lifelike AI robots.

And they're totally ripping off Nicholas Fairford's schtick, including his affected voice and mannerisms.

by Anonymousreply 126May 30, 2024 6:43 AM

R126 Her Ladyship is AI generated! That explains a lot dear.

by Anonymousreply 127May 30, 2024 8:24 AM

[quote] And they're totally ripping off Nicholas Fairford's schtick, including his affected voice and mannerisms.

That’s the POINT. It’s satire.

by Anonymousreply 128May 30, 2024 10:37 AM

[quote] Same week as Johnny gets snubbed for the new Jurassic movie. Closet still pays off, unfortunately.

He didn’t drop out of Jurassic

R122 why do you lie

Person who liked r122, what is wrong with you

by Anonymousreply 129May 30, 2024 10:39 AM

R129 With your neurotic citations and archaic posting method you're as tiresome as Bambi.

by Anonymousreply 130May 30, 2024 3:21 PM

R130 you’re the one who lies about Jonathan Bailey being out of Jurassic, kind of think you may have more issues than you realize

by Anonymousreply 131May 30, 2024 3:26 PM

R131 Ozempic is in the fridge Tiny. Now back to 2nd dinner.

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by Anonymousreply 132May 30, 2024 3:34 PM

R132 are you that autistic poster who uses “lumpen frauen” a lot

How’s the autism today

by Anonymousreply 133May 30, 2024 3:45 PM

Bambi at the actor's round table. HE-MANNING it up per usual.

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by Anonymousreply 134May 30, 2024 4:09 PM

No doubt whining about the burden of being such a HE-MAN.

by Anonymousreply 135May 30, 2024 4:11 PM

[quote] HE-MANNING it up per usual.

Is He a quarterback like other members of the Manning family.

by Anonymousreply 136May 30, 2024 4:14 PM

R133 are you Ok?

Bon Appetit RIGHT

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by Anonymousreply 137May 30, 2024 4:24 PM

R137 see the reason you keep posting gifs is because like many autistic people you think primarily in images

So, how is the autism

by Anonymousreply 138May 30, 2024 4:28 PM

R136 Everyone knows SHE-MAN is a Wide-Receiver

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by Anonymousreply 139May 30, 2024 4:36 PM

Nicholas Galitzine is scrawny, and pasty, and effeminate.

I don't know how anyone thought that this gurleena could ever play the role of HE-MAN.

It's mind boggling.

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by Anonymousreply 140May 30, 2024 4:59 PM

It's stunt casting nothing more. It keeps Bambi's potato nose in the media nothing more. Doubtful this project will ever be made.

by Anonymousreply 141May 30, 2024 5:17 PM

She is everywhere now. They are putting on a big push to make her this seasons IT Girl. She's even on an Emmy panel discussion. Why? Was any of her streamer dreck nominated?

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by Anonymousreply 142May 30, 2024 5:23 PM

Meh. Bitch has too many moles and too much pasty back fat to pull this off.

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by Anonymousreply 143May 30, 2024 5:28 PM

Screw you, R143.

At least Timmy knows how to stay in his lane.

He would never try out for HE-MAN because he knows better.

The fact that Miss Galitzia has the audacity to think she can pull off playing HE-MAN, is just ludicrous.

It just goes to show that her ego is out of control!

by Anonymousreply 144May 30, 2024 5:33 PM

Timothee is firmly attached to the biggest sci fi franchise in decades. Comparing Dune to Bambi's 80's cartoon character is laughable.

by Anonymousreply 145May 30, 2024 6:25 PM

Bambi used the gay community to get to where he is today and now he’s gonna pretend like we don’t exist. Fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 146May 30, 2024 6:28 PM

R146 Oy ! been there done that.

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by Anonymousreply 147May 30, 2024 6:48 PM

I don't get his appeal at all. He is not hot to me.

by Anonymousreply 148May 30, 2024 10:01 PM

Filling the DL "It boy" void left by 'Timmy'?

by Anonymousreply 149May 30, 2024 10:11 PM

It's interesting that Timmy, Nicky, and Jacob are all variations on a theme.

by Anonymousreply 150May 30, 2024 10:29 PM

R150, I don’t see Jacob Elordi as similar to Timmy and Nicholas. Jacob’s attraction eludes me.

by Anonymousreply 151May 30, 2024 10:31 PM

HE-MAN Battle of the Jar Openers

by Anonymousreply 152May 30, 2024 11:01 PM

R150. Their only " theme" is the attractiveness and sensitivity of young males. They all have differed physicality and personality. Timmy & Jake I could have a pint with. Bambi 's personality is so off putting all I could do was shag her.

by Anonymousreply 153May 31, 2024 12:58 AM

R148 At only 29yo Bambi has a dad bod. Doughy soft with little muscularity. Nascent man boobs .Tiny nips to match her tiny hands and feet. Short stumpy legs with ham hock thighs . Poochie belly. Of course her famous flabby womanly ass. Infamous Micro Peen. Did we mention the hairless fish belly white skin covered in moles. She's the epitome of a Brit matinee idol. The personal trainer budget for He-Man will be astronomical . She should stick to a voice over part.

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by Anonymousreply 154May 31, 2024 1:24 AM

Oy! you left out her schlong sucking lips. At 3am it works for me.

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by Anonymousreply 155May 31, 2024 1:29 AM

at 3am a He-Man has needs..

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by Anonymousreply 156May 31, 2024 1:45 AM

Sad because pre re-closetfication she displayed a wacky camp Bambiesque personality. Now she's just a pompous bore. What a "straight" jacket does to a gurl.

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by Anonymousreply 158May 31, 2024 2:18 AM

R158 OMG ! We never noticed ! Timmy, Nick, Jacob ALL have : a left and right eye, ears on both sides of their heads, a nose above only one mouth. The clincher: All 3 have PENISES ! IDENTICAL TRIPLETs! How could we missed it R158 ?

by Anonymousreply 159May 31, 2024 3:06 AM

^ Nick's penis is debatable.

by Anonymousreply 160May 31, 2024 3:07 AM

She may be hung like a hamster but Bambi's moobs are to die for.

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by Anonymousreply 161May 31, 2024 3:15 AM

I still don’t see the similarities, R158.

by Anonymousreply 162May 31, 2024 3:53 AM

[quote] She's the epitome of a Brit matinee idol.

He doesn’t look British by ethnicity to me.

by Anonymousreply 163May 31, 2024 3:54 AM

Goddammit, ENOUGH with the fucking comic book movies, already!!

by Anonymousreply 164May 31, 2024 3:56 AM

^ In 2024 they are called graphic novels Grandpa

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by Anonymousreply 166May 31, 2024 5:23 AM

Are these the new Heartstopper threads?

by Anonymousreply 167May 31, 2024 5:26 AM

r165 No they aren't.

by Anonymousreply 168May 31, 2024 5:32 AM

R166 More believable ,,,

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by Anonymousreply 169May 31, 2024 5:42 AM

R166, thanks for that 'shot' I love his cheek bones.

by Anonymousreply 170May 31, 2024 5:47 AM

r166 Millie Bobby Brown on steroids

by Anonymousreply 171May 31, 2024 8:26 AM

His next role will be He-man?

Wow, talk about over-compensating.

by Anonymousreply 172May 31, 2024 2:13 PM

Austy ...now we know why Bambi is the lap dancer

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by Anonymousreply 173May 31, 2024 5:06 PM

Well he dances like a straight Jew.

by Anonymousreply 174May 31, 2024 5:49 PM

Austin is proud of his lil She-Man

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by Anonymousreply 175May 31, 2024 6:12 PM

Austy with another of his BFF females

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by Anonymousreply 176May 31, 2024 6:55 PM

[quote]Even gay Sam Heughan would have made a better HE-MAN.

But, but, but....like Galitzine, Sam is 'straight' now!

Heughan has hired a paid escort for this ridiculous staged pap walk in Just Jared and People... 🤦‍♂️

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by Anonymousreply 177June 1, 2024 12:29 AM

At least Samantha can ape pseudo straight. Put Bambi next to a woman (even a dyke like Cabello) and it's always an optic epic fail. Fag & Hag. Surprised his team hasn't gone the "surprise hand holding canoodling" fake papped snaps yet. Sure He-Man's Wo- Man will be unveiled soon. Popcorn is ready.

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by Anonymousreply 178June 1, 2024 1:33 AM

Nick has recently been papped with a tall dark "mystery girl". Who is this hawt beotch?

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by Anonymousreply 179June 1, 2024 1:42 AM

[quote]Sure He-Man's Wo- Man will be unveiled soon.

Such a pity Taylor Swift and Olivia Munn are otherwise engaged.

What's Kaley Cuoco up to these days?

by Anonymousreply 180June 1, 2024 4:23 AM

[quote] What's Kaley Cuoco up to these days?

Grocery shopping I suspect.

by Anonymousreply 181June 1, 2024 4:32 AM

[Quote]I can’t believe I randomly saw Nicholas Galitzine, yelled “is that Nicholas Galitizine?”, he replied yes and his gf asked me to take pictures with him like wtaf


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by Anonymousreply 182June 1, 2024 4:57 AM

Back to blond.

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by Anonymousreply 183June 1, 2024 7:04 AM

He is not hot, average face and average body. How did he get famous so fast?

by Anonymousreply 184June 1, 2024 8:16 AM

R183 The "girlfriend" looks short and balding he should have stuck with the hawt Jew.

by Anonymousreply 185June 1, 2024 3:22 PM

R182 Bambi's phased roll out of his 'long term invisible girlfriend" is a hoot. First a ridiculous posting of just her hand then a crystal clear posed pap shot of him but only the back of her head. Now some random shill posts "she took our picture!" Yet no picture of this Amelia Earhart Howard Hughes "mystery woman" She makes Garbo look like a publicity whore. Think we know her name.

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by Anonymousreply 186June 1, 2024 4:21 PM

She's probably still negotiating her contract.

by Anonymousreply 187June 1, 2024 4:22 PM

" pap shot...but only the back of her head"

Oy! did someone say Head?

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by Anonymousreply 188June 1, 2024 4:29 PM

All this slagging him off when you know you bitches would fuck him.

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by Anonymousreply 189June 1, 2024 4:42 PM

The slow unveiling of Bambi's Beotch is actually a shrewd PR campaign. The first time the girls walk a red carpet hand in hand together her lumpen frau heads will explode. As long as their Nic Nic the Stallion is getting fucked by boys on screen but supposedly eating pussy off screen her demented stans should be orgasmic.

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by Anonymousreply 190June 1, 2024 5:36 PM

Will he do his own stunts? That will make his cock sweaty

by Anonymousreply 191June 1, 2024 5:40 PM

[quote] That will make his cock sweaty

That will make his puny cocklet sweaty.

Fixed it for you.

by Anonymousreply 192June 1, 2024 5:46 PM

"you know you bitches would fuck him."

Oy! every chance I get

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by Anonymousreply 193June 1, 2024 5:46 PM

[quote] The first time the girls walk a red carpet hand in hand together her lumpen frau heads will explode

Fan culture is very weird in that fans are either extremely invasive or extremely protective. When Nick posted that Instagram pic of him holding hands, presumably with his girlfriend, there were a few fans who tweeted how good of fans there were because they'd known Nick had a girlfriend because she was with him a a couple of events where said fans got Nick's autograph and took pictures with him and the girlfriend chit-chatted with them and they never would dare drop her name. Then you have others who create elaborate explanation of the timeline of their relationship and how they may not be together for long because Nick's already liking/commenting on posts of some other hot model/influencer type.

by Anonymousreply 194June 1, 2024 5:50 PM

R189 Gay men don't normally fuck lesbians.

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by Anonymousreply 195June 1, 2024 5:55 PM

R194 this is DL Tiny .Take your delusional stan girl gullible rubbish back to Reditt/LPSG. Bambi laughs at you all the way to the bank.

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by Anonymousreply 196June 1, 2024 6:04 PM

Oy! Bambi laughs at them all the way to our bed.

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by Anonymousreply 197June 1, 2024 6:08 PM

R194 "they never would dare drop her name!

Bambi's dating Voldemort 😂

by Anonymousreply 198June 1, 2024 6:26 PM

R194 Vee vod neeva dar droups er nam..

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by Anonymousreply 199June 1, 2024 6:41 PM

R196 i think you are the frau. LPSG is almost entirely male. If you were a gay man you would know this.

by Anonymousreply 200June 1, 2024 6:43 PM

R196 I have been posting on here a long time. When DLers denigrate frau gossip sites, we almost always use Tumblr, Lipstick Alley, CDAN, or deuxmoi boards. No one here tells someone to go to LPSG because many of us already post there.

You are the frau.

by Anonymousreply 201June 1, 2024 6:47 PM

That would also explain why you keep posting GIFs, because that’s a Tumblr behavior.

by Anonymousreply 202June 1, 2024 6:50 PM

R202 For you Tiny. Because only you and Bambi appreciate his autistic tiny peen. Now get back to 2nd dinner.

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by Anonymousreply 203June 1, 2024 6:57 PM

R200Fail. The Galitzine/Perez threads at LPSG are almost exclusively fat fraus (strangely black fat fraus )like you dear. This slash dreck has no appeal to gay men who are out fuckin like Bambi & Austin.

by Anonymousreply 204June 1, 2024 7:02 PM

R203 oh you’re THAT poster. Okay, I understand now.

You are autistic, and an MTF or transfeminine nonbinary. That explains your anger at gynecological women as well as the reason you find photographs of men getting their penises tucked up arousing. It would also explain why you write like a woman, because autistic people are six times more likely to identify as transgender.

by Anonymousreply 205June 1, 2024 7:04 PM

R205 Obviously you "understand" ZIP. We are trying to figure out the mentality (or lack thereof) of a middle age femcel stan frau who would troll a Gay website on a thread dedicated to ridiculing a closeted Nancy-Boy streamer actress that most DL'ers find ridiculous. Yet here you are R205. Pathetic clown.

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by Anonymousreply 206June 1, 2024 7:32 PM

He got $400,000 for that movie with AnnE r102, and suddenly he gets $3,000,000 for a gay movie ?

by Anonymousreply 207June 1, 2024 7:32 PM

That $3 million figure was a fever dream conjured up by a poster.

by Anonymousreply 208June 1, 2024 7:39 PM

“femcel stan frau”

See that is called idiosyncratic language. You create bespoke terms in your head and use them like regular language. This is autism.

[quote]“Obviously you "understand" ZIP. We are trying to figure out the mentality (or lack thereof) of a middle age femcel stan frau who would troll a Gay website on a thread dedicated to ridiculing a closeted Nancy-Boy streamer actress that most DL'ers find ridiculous. Yet here you are [R205]. Pathetic clown.“

Except this is my thread. I started it. I also started “…and Nicholas Galitzine is straight now.”

I notice you have a lot of trouble understanding aspects of online discourse. For example r194 (not me) was doing exactly what you are saying this thread is for, they were trying to explain their understanding of fan culture. But you didn’t pick up on that, because you are autistic and don’t have a concept of other people existing, so you attacked them, even though they were basically agreeing with you.

So tell me, when did you first start identifying as transgender?

by Anonymousreply 209June 1, 2024 7:44 PM

R209 his team told Bambi he needed to get a romantic straight lead role asap. So he took that salary for TIOY. Galitzine did not want to make a second RW&RB. He was contractually obligated but his salary was not. His team said he has to do it but AMZ will pay and pay they did. BTW Miss Galitzqueen demanded script approval so don't expect any steamy sex scenes in the sequel. He-Man doesn't bottom anymore (on camera).

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by Anonymousreply 210June 1, 2024 7:49 PM

I'm in my early 60s and have been working out CONSISTENTLY for over a year; I've seen remarkable changes.

NG is in his 20s and the studio will pay for the best diets, trainers, etc.

He'll be fine; or at least, it'll be fine.

Let's hope the movie has a good story.

by Anonymousreply 211June 1, 2024 7:53 PM

OP of course it is .Your caps OMG! reeks of Frau, as does your hilarious psychological projection. Turn it off Tiny. It's blinding us.

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by Anonymousreply 212June 1, 2024 7:59 PM

R211 here you go again with your lumpen frau CAPS . R205 The only "work out" you get is curling a drumstick. Bambi hearts you too.

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by Anonymousreply 213June 1, 2024 8:12 PM

STOP IT ! with the Lumpen Frau stuff it is so IMMATURE!!

by Anonymousreply 214June 1, 2024 9:11 PM

Acceptable alternatives:

1. Moronic Cow

2. Bovine Dolt

3. Simpleton Sow

by Anonymousreply 215June 1, 2024 9:13 PM

"gay men who are out fuckin like Bambi & Austin"

Apparently Bambi likes it rough..

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by Anonymousreply 216June 1, 2024 9:39 PM

apparently so does Austy...

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by Anonymousreply 217June 1, 2024 9:42 PM

Why do certain actors bring out the CRAAAAAAZZZZZYYYY in Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 218June 1, 2024 9:44 PM

OMG! That can't be right!. We all know GAY boys just love to SPOON & CUDDLE and read JANE AUSTEN to each other in bed.

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by Anonymousreply 219June 1, 2024 9:49 PM

R218 Yeah the Bea Arthur threads are fucking OUT OF CONTROOOOOL

by Anonymousreply 220June 1, 2024 9:53 PM

3am booty call for a fucking Austin all right.

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by Anonymousreply 221June 1, 2024 10:21 PM

Bambi always has an angry, brooding look on his face which is super annoying.

He looks like a spoiled asshole.

You just want to punch him.

by Anonymousreply 222June 1, 2024 10:24 PM

Oy ! You just want to punch fuck him.

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by Anonymousreply 223June 1, 2024 10:28 PM

Bambi...Tie Me Up Tie Me Down.

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by Anonymousreply 224June 1, 2024 10:37 PM

" read JANE AUSTEN to each other in bed"

only one AUSTIN Bambi wants in bed.

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by Anonymousreply 225June 2, 2024 12:14 AM

He reminds me of a clean-cut Justin Bieber at R189.

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by Anonymousreply 227June 2, 2024 4:01 PM

Nicholas Galitzine has nothing to be proud of.

He's a gay man, masquerading as a "straight" man, because it will get him more money and acting roles.

That's not pride. That's just shameful.

by Anonymousreply 228June 2, 2024 4:03 PM

Yep. Bambi is Contemptable.

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by Anonymousreply 229June 2, 2024 4:23 PM

He doesn't have the power.

Maybe this was announced wrong as he'd be a perfect Skeletor.

by Anonymousreply 230June 2, 2024 4:33 PM

Finally in time for Pride ! Bambi's mystery woman unveiled! He's all over her like a cheap suit. Feel the hetero heat. Do we spy a micro boner?

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by Anonymousreply 231June 3, 2024 2:06 AM

How old is this picture R231?

by Anonymousreply 232June 3, 2024 2:18 AM

R231 Bitch stole our act.

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by Anonymousreply 233June 3, 2024 2:23 AM

R231 That's Lilli Kay, his co-star from the 2019 series Chambers

by Anonymousreply 234June 3, 2024 5:43 AM

Thanks R234 thought it was an old photo. He looks thinner there. No charisma at all.

by Anonymousreply 235June 3, 2024 6:48 AM

Among his stans Bambi's He-Manification is going well.

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by Anonymousreply 236June 4, 2024 1:06 AM

He with his Men.

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by Anonymousreply 237June 9, 2024 6:19 AM

What is with casting directors these days? Why are they trying to make these girly men into sex symbols. We need new casting directors, stat!

by Anonymousreply 238June 10, 2024 5:05 AM

Fraus self-exclude from frau-unfriendly Large Penis Support Group. It's like 4chan for gays.

by Anonymousreply 239June 10, 2024 6:04 AM

Semi-related: One of the recent voice actors for He-Man is Cam Clarke. He's family and also a very nice guy. (He also voiced the male blood elf playable characters in World of Warcraft and Liquid Snake in Metal Gear Solid.

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by Anonymousreply 240June 10, 2024 12:44 PM

R240 Related: In the actor's round table Galitzine says he wants to do more voiceover work. Is it confirmed his He-Man project is live action.? The ensemble cast project he's currently working on with Jackman involves talking sheep. Perhaps this is animated voiceover work? He has a fine voice with a good theatrical register. One of few masculine qualities Bambi processes.

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by Anonymousreply 241June 10, 2024 2:27 PM

They put Galitzine in a roundtable with Matt Bomer? That must have been incredibly awkward.

The people who created the graphic at the Hollywood Reporter knew exactly what they were doing.

I said it before

All these accounts are run by showbiz obsessed gays who went into marketing

Do not cross them

by Anonymousreply 242June 10, 2024 2:38 PM

When you watch the vid Bomer is eye fucking Bambi.

by Anonymousreply 243June 10, 2024 2:44 PM

He’s not eye fucking him because Bambi isn’t a top

You’re a straight woman aren’t you?

by Anonymousreply 244June 10, 2024 2:51 PM

R244 Nick is a heterosexual POWER TOP!

You're a projecting old KWEEN aren't you?

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by Anonymousreply 245June 10, 2024 3:08 PM

This will be like that time Jake Gyllenhaal was "Prince of Persia...LOLOL!

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by Anonymousreply 246June 10, 2024 3:23 PM

Princess of Persia

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by Anonymousreply 247June 10, 2024 4:03 PM

[quote]They put Galitzine in a roundtable with Matt Bomer? That must have been incredibly awkward.

Can't have been as awkward as Billy Porter ranting about straight actors being cast for gay roles at Richard Madden, fresh off the set of Rocketman and/or his apartment with Brandon Flynn.

by Anonymousreply 248June 10, 2024 6:33 PM

[quote] OMFG they cast Nicholas Galitzine as HE-MAN


by Anonymousreply 249June 11, 2024 1:36 AM

I mean, that is much better casting than who was originally cast a few years ago, Noah Centineo.

by Anonymousreply 250June 11, 2024 4:20 AM

Noah Centineo is 100x hotter and more masculine than Galitzine.


by Anonymousreply 251June 11, 2024 4:29 AM

Noah proved that you can be straight and still kiss your homies

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by Anonymousreply 252June 11, 2024 4:48 AM

Noah looks nothing like He-Man. Period.

by Anonymousreply 253June 11, 2024 4:52 AM

[quote] Noah looks nothing like He-Man. Period.

Fuck you.

Noah is ALL He-Man.

Nicholas has a puny cocklet.

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by Anonymousreply 254June 11, 2024 6:13 AM

Noah's HE-MAN meat could split little Bambi in half!

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by Anonymousreply 255June 11, 2024 6:17 AM

Noah showed there's nothing gay abut laying atop your homie.

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by Anonymousreply 258June 11, 2024 10:25 PM

He's filming RW &RB2. He-Man is slated to go into production in Dec. Bambi has six months to get that flabby ass into shape

by Anonymousreply 259June 14, 2024 1:45 AM

If Nicholas had trouble with his body compared to TZP, I don't see how he's going to be able to do He-Man

[quote]In response, Galitzine brought up Taylor Zakhar-Perez, who played his love interest in Red, White & Royal Blue. "Look, I can speak about this 'cause Taylor is a close friend of mine," Galitzine replied. "But Taylor is like an Adonis. It was difficult, in some aspects, being so closely compared to him."Later in the interview, Galitzine highlighted a few insecurities he's had. Growing up, the actor got used to feeling "disgusted" by his face and sunken eyes — noting that people on social media would tell him to get some sleep — as well as his "rugby-player thighs" and "big ass." But even now that Galitzine's good looks have gained him a legion of fans, Galitzine is still not entirely interested in only being seen that way. The Bottoms star explained: "The most important thing to me is that I'm taken seriously as a performer. I'm not gonna ask you to cry me a river here, but it's been difficult being part of a conversation that feels very much like I am a cut of beef at a meat market. I think [looks] being my defining feature is something I'm constantly terrified of."

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by Anonymousreply 260June 14, 2024 2:23 AM

Bambi is terrified of being defined by his looks. Terrified of being typecast in gay roles. Terrified of not be identified as straight. Yet here she is living a life of fear.

by Anonymousreply 261June 14, 2024 6:00 AM

Terrifying indeed.

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by Anonymousreply 262June 14, 2024 6:02 AM

" Feels very much like I am a cut of petit filet mignon at a meat market."

fixed for Bambi

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by Anonymousreply 263June 14, 2024 6:55 AM

[quote]He's filming RW &RB2.

Matthew Lopez and the author of the book have only just completed the script, so he's not filming now. If anything, he should be filming He-Man as it has a release date of 2026 and the post-production will likely be a lengthy one as I would expect it is FX heavy.

by Anonymousreply 264June 14, 2024 7:33 PM

Popping off to do the school drop in Fendi.

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by Anonymousreply 265June 14, 2024 8:35 PM

R264 Pulling shite out of your ass per usual . Per this interview posted yesterday. Bambi says he is currently filming RW & RB2 in London hence her awful bottle blonde hair. She says She-Man starts production in 6 months.

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by Anonymousreply 266June 14, 2024 8:57 PM

R265 Doesn't she know hippy girls should never wear pleated skirts. Her ever present purse. Big enough to carry a liter of Bambi's favorite lube.

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by Anonymousreply 267June 14, 2024 9:08 PM

Whose cock is he sniffing at R257?

by Anonymousreply 268June 14, 2024 9:16 PM

R268 Oy! Who else?

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by Anonymousreply 270June 14, 2024 10:15 PM

R266, as per your 'pulling shite out of your arse' NOWHERE in that video does Bambi say he is filming RW&RB at the moment, you are assuming because of the hair.

by Anonymousreply 271June 14, 2024 10:22 PM

R271 Spot on! Bambi's in a West End production of After The Fall. His Marilyn is getting raves.

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by Anonymousreply 272June 15, 2024 1:03 AM

Moronic R266, per Nicholas, he is filming the sheep film now.

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by Anonymousreply 273June 15, 2024 4:28 PM

R272 he's got nice boobs

by Anonymousreply 274June 15, 2024 4:41 PM

Does Nicky like having nice tits?

by Anonymousreply 275June 15, 2024 4:58 PM

Looks like she's filming the Andy Warhol biopic

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by Anonymousreply 276June 15, 2024 6:00 PM

R273 per Bambi , she luvs ya too but get a vibrator.

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by Anonymousreply 277June 15, 2024 6:06 PM

Pretty He-Man in pretty good A.I trailer.

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by Anonymousreply 278June 15, 2024 11:43 PM

Bambi's tiger has been re-cast.

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by Anonymousreply 279June 16, 2024 1:51 AM

Surely they'll have to make a latex muscle body suit for Bambi? There is no way he'll be jacked and ready by the end of the year.

by Anonymousreply 280June 16, 2024 3:39 AM

With a personal trainer and dietician his body can get there by filming.

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by Anonymousreply 281June 16, 2024 6:16 AM
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by Anonymousreply 282June 16, 2024 1:12 PM

This thread is 95% one hyperfixated lunatic, the one who calls him Bambi. Same ridiculous old woman who keeps the Gay Sam Heughan threads going.

by Anonymousreply 283June 16, 2024 2:58 PM

Nick Galitzine is Datalounge Gay aka pretty but straight

Sadly he has attracted hoards of Larrie type fraus who call themselves GAYLITZINES.

by Anonymousreply 284June 16, 2024 2:59 PM


The hyper-fixed lunatic may actually be 70-year old film and television veteran Russell Mulcahy, the director of the music video for Total Eclipse of the Heart.

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by Anonymousreply 285June 16, 2024 3:19 PM

The poster, who I also assumed was female, has in other threads identified himself as a 68 year old man, living in Southern California, uses "arse" instead of "ass" and "stone" as a unit of measurement (Mulcahy is Australian), and posted an extremely detailed reminiscence about attending the premiere for Bram Stoker's Dracula with his boyfriend (Mulcahy is openly gay) in 1992 in the thread about Keanu Reeves.

[quote]Attended the premiere of Dracula at Mann's Chinese Theatre. Cast in audience. Coppola shuffled down the aisle in a rumpled suit and made a little speech. We were two rows behind Keanu. When his first scene came up with his atrocious Brit accent the audience burst into laughter. Keanu slumped down and put his head in his hands. Felt bad for him. My BF whispered "Why don't you go comfort him" Woulda coulda shoulda.

Do a trolldar and see for yourself.

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by Anonymousreply 286June 16, 2024 3:28 PM

Russell Mulcahy was one of the most significant music video directors of the 1980s and directed the film Highlander. In the 1990s, his career completely imploded but in 1992 he still would have had cachet to be able to get seats at the world premiere near the stars.

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by Anonymousreply 287June 16, 2024 3:36 PM

He directed this

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by Anonymousreply 288June 16, 2024 3:48 PM

And this

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by Anonymousreply 289June 16, 2024 3:50 PM

And this

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by Anonymousreply 290June 16, 2024 3:51 PM

I used to think he was hot until I saw his ass.

by Anonymousreply 291June 16, 2024 3:52 PM

And this

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by Anonymousreply 292June 16, 2024 3:55 PM

Why did his career implode in '92?.

by Anonymousreply 293June 16, 2024 3:57 PM

Timmy looks like a middle aged lesbian librarian from the Midwest; someone wrote that once and I can't get it out of my head.

Nicholas will go lift some weights and get a tan and butch it up. He'll be fine.

by Anonymousreply 294June 16, 2024 3:58 PM

And this

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by Anonymousreply 295June 16, 2024 4:02 PM

And this (the very first video shown on MTV)

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by Anonymousreply 296June 16, 2024 4:03 PM

And this

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by Anonymousreply 297June 16, 2024 4:05 PM

And this

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by Anonymousreply 298June 16, 2024 4:08 PM

And this

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by Anonymousreply 299June 16, 2024 4:08 PM

R293 Russell Mulcahy's career completely imploded after the release of the 1994 Universal film "The Shadow." After doing "The Shadow" he was for all intents and purposes, unemployable in feature film. Nobody knows why. He went straight to directing straight to video action movies starring Dolph Lundgren. He also went into directing episodic television. The speed at which he became washed up is unheard of in Hollywood outside a Bryan Singer-type scandal. I mean Jesus Christ, John Landis killed Vic Morrow and two children on the set of "Twilight Zone" and continued to direct theatrical features for the next two decades.

Here was a man who basically invented the music video and never directed a music video after 1994's Taylor Dane video for Original Sin. Nobody knows what happened.

I suppose a comparison could be made to cinematographer Dean Cundey, who shot all three Back to the Futures, Roger Rabbit, Death Becomes Her, The Thing, Jurassic Park, Apollo 13 and The Parent Trap and ended up working in low budget features a decade later, but that was a much slower descent. Top Cinematographers have even more job security than top filmmakers and tend to work until they drop dead (Geoffrey Unsworth). Douglas Slocombe (the Indiana Jones films) worked until he was 75 and only stopped because he was losing his eyesight.

So anyway what was I saying? Oh yes after The Shadow Russell Mulcahy became unemployable except for direct-to-video and television episodes.

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by Anonymousreply 300June 16, 2024 4:41 PM

R282-R298. . Another triggered Galitzine Stana trying to shut down a Bambi thread. Ya got a 300 posts to go . Drop your drumbstick and get cracking..

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by Anonymousreply 301June 16, 2024 5:18 PM

And this

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by Anonymousreply 302June 16, 2024 5:19 PM

And this

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by Anonymousreply 303June 16, 2024 5:21 PM

And this

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by Anonymousreply 304June 16, 2024 5:23 PM

And this

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by Anonymousreply 305June 16, 2024 5:24 PM

And this

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by Anonymousreply 306June 16, 2024 5:26 PM

And this

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by Anonymousreply 307June 16, 2024 5:27 PM

And this

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by Anonymousreply 308June 16, 2024 5:29 PM

I swear if I am talking down like this to Russell Mulcahey I will scream.

R301 the only person who is shutting down this thread is you. No one posts in this thread anymore because you have monopolized it and made it difficult to read, incessantly posting "gotcha" picspam while not adding anything witty or saying anything new. Everybody here already accepts that he is gay. They accepted that he was gay many years ago when the photos were found. I know because I was the person who found them and posted them here. Quite circuitously, actually, because the thread which I've linked below, "HAWT LA Guy Starts Dating Site for Top-Shelf Jews" from January 2, 2021, was about a write up on Austin Kevitch that made no mention of his sexuality, just how handsome he was and that he was launching a new app. Then somebody found a video of Austin speaking.

See this reply?

"I wish I hadn’t watch the video at [R27]. Judy Garland’s purse fell out of his mouth. I know it was Judy’s because of the miniature liquor bottles and the pills."

That's me.

And then people started going through his socials and we saw the exact same photos you are posting now which you think are groundbreaking gossip but which we have already known about for three and a half years.

Now, if you are indeed Russell Mulcahey, then it would make perfect sense why his feature film career completely imploded after 1994 because you obviously have severe mental issues largely centered around neurodivergent behavior, particularly with regards to Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Russell Mulcahey's CV includes iconic music videos like "Hungry Like the Wolf" and "I'm Still Standing" in which each shot only lasts for about one second. The plot line for "Highlander" is almost identical to the plot line of "Man of Steel" written over twenty years later, but that film's plot came from an outline by Christopher Nolan and has frequently been cited as a neurodivergent metaphor.

The fact that Russell Mulcahey was only allowed to direct low-budget B movies, but WAS allowed to direct episodic television, suggests that the reason his career collapsed after "The Shadow" was because of he could no longer be trusted to direct a big movie. Why? Drug addiction? Bryan Singer was addicted to drugs on every movie he made and they kept hiring him to make huge expensive movies.

So where does that leave us?

With a mental breakdown. Mental breakdown either on or after the production of The Shadow.

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by Anonymousreply 309June 16, 2024 5:52 PM

And this😂

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by Anonymousreply 310June 16, 2024 7:59 PM

R309 mental breakdown is your middle name. We're sure the voices in your head all agree with the same trollie insanity you shite on every other thread. Sure Bambi would agree orange is your color. Your meds are in the fridge,😂

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by Anonymousreply 311June 16, 2024 8:24 PM

R309, thank you. That's probably an astute assessment. I briefly worked with Tony Kaye (post AHX) on a few commercials, went to his house and all of his paintings were pretty much of him with giant unstaring eyes. Eyes everywhere. He's definitely on some kind of spectrum.

by Anonymousreply 312June 16, 2024 8:52 PM

R312 which voice are you?

by Anonymousreply 313June 16, 2024 9:00 PM

Oh my God.

He posted this on April 12.

Six-figure contract commission. He knew.

Galitzine is transparently in a talent holding deal with Amazon which is probably in the low sevens and ten percent of that is six figures.

But none of this would have been known then. Galitzine announced he was straight on May 8 and the RWB sequel was announced the following week, subsequently as were the castings for He-Man and two other Amazon projects. This is a talent holding deal (wiki: It is a type of retainer agreement in that the artist is compensated for work yet to be determined. The deals usually require exclusivity for a fixed period of time, in which the entertainer agrees to not sign or work with any other agencies during the period of the contract.)

This only could have been known by somebody with their ears to the ground in gay Hollywood. It is him.

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by Anonymousreply 314June 17, 2024 3:27 AM

It was nonsense two months ago and it still is. Camila & Austin broke up in february 2023.

by Anonymousreply 315June 17, 2024 10:59 AM

R315 yeah their "breaking up' was definitely nonsense and still is.

by Anonymousreply 316June 17, 2024 6:12 PM

"It was nonsense...

Oy true dat!

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by Anonymousreply 317June 17, 2024 8:00 PM

He wouldn’t know the dates of a stupid pr fauxmance.

He WOULD know what a talent holding contract is. Very few people outside the business would what a talent holding contract is because they’re never reported in the trades. Everyone think projects are cast on a project by project basis. Almost all talent holding contracts are known only through hindsight, like Theo James being cast in Time Traveler’s Wife and then White Lotus at HBO.

The timing is perfect because The Idea of You premiered at South by on March 16. Amazon would have wanted to lock Galitzine into a contract before it premiered on Prime because if it was a big hit his rate would go up or he may go elsewhere. So they’re negotiating the contract but Galitzine thinks he’s the new Austin Butler and he doesn’t want to do RWRB and doesn’t want to do queer roles anymore. And what Galitzine is planning on doing is so reprehensible that people begin talking. That’s what this is, trickle down talking among Hollywood gays. And it starts with Galitzine’s agent and it makes its way through the agencies and managers and publicists and producers (all brimming with homosexuals) until it finally gets to Russell Mulcahy who would be pretty far out on the concentric circle but still in the loop.

And you know how it gets around?


That’s why he has so much evidence. Mulcahy hasn’t been going through social media looking for evidence, at 70 he probably doesn’t know how. Someone has been going through collecting all the evidence, maybe even the flack assigned to scrub them off the net. And they save them a pass them on to a colleague- “Look at this queen, he has a hot Jewish bf (Hollywood is filled with envious gay Jews) and he wants to go back into the closet. Well, I’ll show him! FWD.”

by Anonymousreply 318June 18, 2024 3:08 PM

He's filming RWRB Part 2 now, you spaz

by Anonymousreply 319June 18, 2024 11:39 PM

He is not filming the sequel to Red, White and Royal Blue right now. At the 1:38 minute mark he says he working on that sheep film with Hugh Jackman.

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by Anonymousreply 320June 18, 2024 11:58 PM

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a fag.

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