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If she were alive today. . .

I wish so bad she was alive today.

Can you imagine how imaginative she would be?

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by Anonymousreply 11May 28, 2024 8:52 PM

She'd be 131 years old šŸ˜³

by Anonymousreply 1May 28, 2024 7:49 PM

I wish Joan Rivers was alive, though she couldnā€™t avoid joking about Trump.

by Anonymousreply 2May 28, 2024 8:08 PM

With all her moaning about being depressed she would fit in well at DL.

by Anonymousreply 3May 28, 2024 8:11 PM

She'll never darken our Dior again

by Anonymousreply 4May 28, 2024 8:13 PM

All those attempts at suicide did nothing for her health.

by Anonymousreply 5May 28, 2024 8:31 PM

We could use a wit like Molly Ivins's right about now, too.

by Anonymousreply 6May 28, 2024 8:45 PM
by Anonymousreply 7May 28, 2024 8:46 PM

I enjoy Dorothy Parker, but she didn't seem especially imaginative. Witty, bitchy, sardonic? Yes.

by Anonymousreply 8May 28, 2024 8:46 PM

We are living in very un-witty times.

by Anonymousreply 9May 28, 2024 8:48 PM

Her mƩtier was the short story, r8.

by Anonymousreply 10May 28, 2024 8:49 PM


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