Alan Ritchson tattooing chest now

It looks crap.

Oh gods, they totally represent the nails used to crucify Jesus, don't they? These Christians are so gross.

And this tattooed on his arse.

He wrote

I'm in need of constant reminders. Important ones. Like what Christ took for me on a tree. But also what he calls us to. Like emulating that kind of self-sacrifice. Aggressive acts of change. The way I see it, three nails pinned a lot to that place - more than one thing. And here's the real miracle... there's room for infinitely more. An invitation to join in. So everyday, I want to look for at least three things in my life deserving of a nail. Three things that don't serve me well. There's no shortage of baggage and toxins. For sure. I just need to remember the work should be done. I'd be a monster left to my own devices. This tattoo is a reminder to strive for that!

R3 the rubber hits the road…?

The metaphor doesn’t quite work there…Red asphalt, maybe?

“Arse” is the worst British slang term of them all. It’s an ass! Just call it an ass—no pretense, no hem or haw. Ass.

Who is he?

Unless he is willing to take up his torture stake and proclaim the good news he’s just another exhibitionistic philanthropist abusing the word of Jehovah, I always say.

I'd be a monster left to my own devices. This cock cage is a reminder.

r4 A grown-ass man going all "Live, Laugh, Love" on some dead Jew from millennia ago will never not be funny to me. Especially one who's built like him. I mean, do these people even hear themselves?

Thank God he’s not gay, then he would have gotten a tattoo like this to remind himself how another suffered for his sins

R9 Just for you OP. Know how much you luv that snap. Every time you start another Ritchson Frau stan thread about this talentless G4P we dust it off Bon Appetit 😂

R12 I completely expected you to post it. I know you can’t control your autism.

OP Thanks ya earned another Cheryl

one more for dessert

He's so fucking damaged. Exactly my type. I can save him.

his pussy is real

R7 Who is he?

OP's he makes my frau mussy wet obsession.

He made my mussy wet too

I don't care how crazy he may be, he is HOT 🔥 and that's all that matters. He can own me anytime.

R20 Yes dear we know. Now back to Reddit after 2nd dinner.

[quote] At least it takes attention away from the fried skin.

I may try the same thing.

R4 I can't figure out if that's a joke or not.

He can't really please anyone though because he's enough of a fundie to alienate normal people, but he's not enough of a fundie to please true fundies. I saw a YouTube video he made that was pro gay/trans and you can imagine many weren't happy in the comments.

R12 you have posted one third of this thread. Take a break.

Also the reason you keep posting GIFs is because like many autistic people you think primarily in images.

[quote]So everyday, I want to look for at least three things in my life deserving of a nail. Three things that don't serve me well. There's no shortage of baggage and toxins. For sure. I just need to remember the work should be done. I'd be a monster left to my own devices. This tattoo is a reminder to strive for that!

He needs hideous ink as a reminder for anything?

It looks disgusting.

R24 Because a picture is worth a thousand of your hilarious frau stan words. Take a second half gallon.

R24 one to wash down your Rocky Road Fudge Crunch

He will soon be covered in them

R28 Yes he will. It's a neurotic psychological addiction especially among males who feel they have been sexually abused. ie Bieber,Tyler Posey,Shawn Mendes is starting too. Tats are their way of "marking" hence "reclaiming" control of their sexually exploited bodies. Since Ritchson sold his ass in Hollywood for years the ink and religion will only get worse, Or maybe he's just autistic?

Is there any real proof he sold his ass?

Yum!

R30 Yes. Gullible lumpen fraus like you think he got there on his "talent" .Proof enough.

Nothing more tiresome than a reformed whore.

The pretentious babbling. The tat mutilation. The culty religion. All symptoms of autism. Tragic.

Soon the compulsive eating and projection will kick in. Autism is a lumpen frau of a disease. My HEARTBREAKS💔 for Mrs Ritchson and their children. PRAY FOR ALAN🙏

Damn you OP! Now I have an insatiable yen for barbecue pork rinds.

Trevor Donavan recalled he knew Alan was autistic because he was non verbal . Whenever Donovan fucked him Alan would just moan.

Since autistics are mutes perhaps that is why Alan insists the casting director orally rapes him before he signs on the project. Sorta priming Ritchson's pump.

he's a HUGE walking porterhouse

R39 and we all know how ya LOVE porterhouse

He says he’s getting a BIG one now.

To the one posting gifs and stock photos: Are you okay? Is this boomer humor? Are you the same who has this urge to share his well-curated folder of William/Harry Photoshop disasters and thinks he's hilarious? Questions, questions.

he's very pretty in "reacher"

Pretty or handsome?

New photo

R6 Fuck off you arse. I say arse.

Ass or Arse.. she owes her career to selling it.

R42 all ya can eat buffet or bottomless KFC bucket? Choices, choices .

R9, R47, that is HAWT.

Wait, is that Alan?

R45 He looks better there. He seemed to be getting too big, which is something I've seen in men who really hit the gym - their mindset becomes "the bigger the better".

I've never understood tattoos, though. Maybe if it's a small one. But I've never looked at a guy with a buff body and thought his tattoos improved his look.

But, again, to each his own.