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Alan Ritchson tattooing chest now

At least it takes attention away from the fried skin.

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by Anonymousreply 44June 6, 2024 6:41 PM

It looks crap.

by Anonymousreply 1May 28, 2024 5:43 PM

Oh gods, they totally represent the nails used to crucify Jesus, don't they? These Christians are so gross.

by Anonymousreply 2May 28, 2024 5:44 PM

And this tattooed on his arse.

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by Anonymousreply 3May 28, 2024 5:46 PM

He wrote

I'm in need of constant reminders. Important ones. Like what Christ took for me on a tree. But also what he calls us to. Like emulating that kind of self-sacrifice. Aggressive acts of change. The way I see it, three nails pinned a lot to that place - more than one thing. And here's the real miracle... there's room for infinitely more. An invitation to join in. So everyday, I want to look for at least three things in my life deserving of a nail. Three things that don't serve me well. There's no shortage of baggage and toxins. For sure. I just need to remember the work should be done. I'd be a monster left to my own devices. This tattoo is a reminder to strive for that!

by Anonymousreply 4May 28, 2024 5:48 PM

R3 the rubber hits the road…?

The metaphor doesn’t quite work there…Red asphalt, maybe?

by Anonymousreply 5May 28, 2024 5:53 PM

“Arse” is the worst British slang term of them all. It’s an ass! Just call it an ass—no pretense, no hem or haw. Ass.

by Anonymousreply 6May 28, 2024 5:55 PM

Who is he?

by Anonymousreply 7May 28, 2024 5:56 PM

Unless he is willing to take up his torture stake and proclaim the good news he’s just another exhibitionistic philanthropist abusing the word of Jehovah, I always say.

by Anonymousreply 8May 28, 2024 5:57 PM

I'd be a monster left to my own devices. This cock cage is a reminder.

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by Anonymousreply 9May 28, 2024 5:59 PM

r4 A grown-ass man going all "Live, Laugh, Love" on some dead Jew from millennia ago will never not be funny to me. Especially one who's built like him. I mean, do these people even hear themselves?

by Anonymousreply 10May 28, 2024 6:00 PM

Thank God he’s not gay, then he would have gotten a tattoo like this to remind himself how another suffered for his sins

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by Anonymousreply 11May 28, 2024 6:03 PM

R9 Just for you OP. Know how much you luv that snap. Every time you start another Ritchson Frau stan thread about this talentless G4P we dust it off Bon Appetit 😂

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by Anonymousreply 12May 28, 2024 6:05 PM

R12 I completely expected you to post it. I know you can’t control your autism.

by Anonymousreply 13May 28, 2024 6:10 PM

OP Thanks ya earned another Cheryl

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by Anonymousreply 14May 28, 2024 6:12 PM

one more for dessert

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by Anonymousreply 15May 28, 2024 6:14 PM

He's so fucking damaged. Exactly my type. I can save him.

by Anonymousreply 16May 28, 2024 6:16 PM

his pussy is real

by Anonymousreply 17May 28, 2024 6:22 PM

R7 Who is he?

OP's he makes my frau mussy wet obsession.

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by Anonymousreply 18May 28, 2024 6:31 PM

He made my mussy wet too

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by Anonymousreply 19May 28, 2024 6:33 PM

I don't care how crazy he may be, he is HOT 🔥 and that's all that matters. He can own me anytime.

by Anonymousreply 20May 28, 2024 6:37 PM

R20 Yes dear we know. Now back to Reddit after 2nd dinner.

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by Anonymousreply 21May 28, 2024 6:50 PM

[quote] At least it takes attention away from the fried skin.

I may try the same thing.

by Anonymousreply 22May 28, 2024 6:57 PM

R4 I can't figure out if that's a joke or not.

He can't really please anyone though because he's enough of a fundie to alienate normal people, but he's not enough of a fundie to please true fundies. I saw a YouTube video he made that was pro gay/trans and you can imagine many weren't happy in the comments.

by Anonymousreply 23May 28, 2024 6:57 PM

R12 you have posted one third of this thread. Take a break.

Also the reason you keep posting GIFs is because like many autistic people you think primarily in images.

by Anonymousreply 24May 28, 2024 6:59 PM

[quote]So everyday, I want to look for at least three things in my life deserving of a nail. Three things that don't serve me well. There's no shortage of baggage and toxins. For sure. I just need to remember the work should be done. I'd be a monster left to my own devices. This tattoo is a reminder to strive for that!

He needs hideous ink as a reminder for anything?

It looks disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 25May 28, 2024 7:02 PM

R24 Because a picture is worth a thousand of your hilarious frau stan words. Take a second half gallon.

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by Anonymousreply 26May 28, 2024 8:46 PM

R24 one to wash down your Rocky Road Fudge Crunch

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by Anonymousreply 27May 28, 2024 8:51 PM

He will soon be covered in them

by Anonymousreply 28May 28, 2024 9:46 PM

R28 Yes he will. It's a neurotic psychological addiction especially among males who feel they have been sexually abused. ie Bieber,Tyler Posey,Shawn Mendes is starting too. Tats are their way of "marking" hence "reclaiming" control of their sexually exploited bodies. Since Ritchson sold his ass in Hollywood for years the ink and religion will only get worse, Or maybe he's just autistic?

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by Anonymousreply 29May 28, 2024 10:14 PM

Is there any real proof he sold his ass?

by Anonymousreply 30May 28, 2024 10:44 PM


by Anonymousreply 31May 28, 2024 10:45 PM

R30 Yes. Gullible lumpen fraus like you think he got there on his "talent" .Proof enough.

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by Anonymousreply 32May 29, 2024 5:24 AM

Nothing more tiresome than a reformed whore.

by Anonymousreply 33May 29, 2024 1:10 PM

The pretentious babbling. The tat mutilation. The culty religion. All symptoms of autism. Tragic.

by Anonymousreply 34May 30, 2024 4:48 PM

Soon the compulsive eating and projection will kick in. Autism is a lumpen frau of a disease. My HEARTBREAKS💔 for Mrs Ritchson and their children. PRAY FOR ALAN🙏

by Anonymousreply 35May 30, 2024 4:53 PM

Damn you OP! Now I have an insatiable yen for barbecue pork rinds.

by Anonymousreply 36May 30, 2024 4:59 PM

Trevor Donavan recalled he knew Alan was autistic because he was non verbal . Whenever Donovan fucked him Alan would just moan.

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by Anonymousreply 37May 30, 2024 6:21 PM

Since autistics are mutes perhaps that is why Alan insists the casting director orally rapes him before he signs on the project. Sorta priming Ritchson's pump.

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by Anonymousreply 38May 30, 2024 6:30 PM

he's a HUGE walking porterhouse

by Anonymousreply 39May 30, 2024 6:30 PM

R39 and we all know how ya LOVE porterhouse

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by Anonymousreply 40May 30, 2024 6:41 PM

He says he’s getting a BIG one now.

by Anonymousreply 41June 6, 2024 4:56 PM

To the one posting gifs and stock photos: Are you okay? Is this boomer humor? Are you the same who has this urge to share his well-curated folder of William/Harry Photoshop disasters and thinks he's hilarious? Questions, questions.

by Anonymousreply 42June 6, 2024 5:08 PM

he's very pretty in "reacher"

by Anonymousreply 43June 6, 2024 6:38 PM

Pretty or handsome?

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