Nightmare fodder - pic of Nicole Kidman I recently stumbled upon

Oh, Nicole, honey…

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White powder all over nose at r2! I wonder how THAT happened!

A little while ago on DL, someone commented on a pic of Nicole saying that she looked like a white poodle with a shaved face; I laugh thinking about that everytime I see a pic of her. Just the perfect trifecta of incredibly random and incredibly specific while also being completely accurate.

She was so beautiful back when she was desperate to become an A-lister. And then after she became an A-lister, she became desperate to look like she did when she wasn't one.

Ain't it the way!

Her cheeks and jawline are way too defined. She's got the Squidward look.

She's been top of her game forever looks wise. If shiny and hard is the only problem, that's easy to change. I think she's amazing. Now Keith Urban! Please change your hair! I've always thought he's made of disparate parts like the platypus.

So she's the new Joan Rivers? A bona fide ADDICT to the knife?

I think a fair amount of airbrushing and filtering went into that photo. The area running along the top of the bodice looks undefined.

She looks a bit like Ann-Margret

Gasp

I’ve seen worse.

She looks like IT.