Harpy Bleached Blonde, Bad Built, Butch BIRTHDAY!

I give up...

Why is she shooting her pool?

Cave bitch. There's nothing attractive about it

Take the gun away from her and all you have left is another white, privileged, entitled Kristi Noem wannabe basic bitch.

Her best picture is posing with her back to us. Even her friend taking the picture knows this.

Gee R3, you got all that from a photo? Says more about you then it ever will about her.

Happy 50th whoever you are.

"A fifty-year-old embodying the spirit of a rebellious teenager, clutching a rifle like she's defending the last pack of Marlboros at a 7-Eleven. You'd think turning fifty might come with a smidge of dignity, but here she is, channeling the poise of a backyard Rambo. Shooting at a pool? Clearly, her target practice routine doesn't get past the confines of her suburban dystopia. This is what happens when midlife crises meet too much daytime television. If maturity were bullets, she'd be shooting blanks."

Fuck off, MAGAt clown at R5.

Pipebomb Marge is 50! Maybe she has her gun at the pool so she can kill the neighbor's cat or puppy. She has to keep up with the South Dakota Governor.

Interesting coincidence

R6, quoting that condescending asshole's tweet is one of the reasons I defended that woman. You and your ilk are the worse kind of bigots. Ignorance and arrogance.

Whatever bitch

Funny, that actually doesn't look like MTG, unless she's laying out some big dollars to a hair stylist and giving up her fried bleached blond look. MTG also has heavier upper arms and is more of a chunk.

Of course, this could be the miracle of photoshopping.

The cavebitch has yaller hair, not blonde

C'mon r9, even St Michelle Obama would concede that there's no point in taking the high road with this vermin. And, MTG opened the discussion by posing with a gun! If you open with provocative then you'll receive in kind.

Nine is a demonic troll worthy of a block

"Beat it, you 50 year old mattress"

Skank.

She's gonna get fucked tonight!

Technically, R17...:

Where is she? Mexico? Is she going to skinny dip tonight and let Steve Bannon give her raw loads in the ass?

Backrolls?

Photoshop is a girl's best friend.

What kind of banana republican shit is that. That isn’t ever her. Man do the mushroom head lovers love to spin, edit and weaponize everything they can.

^ GAWD, that face is UG-LEE!!!

She's a cross-eyed skin flautist

He put smoke 'smoke show' in illiterate quotation marks

It appears that she has five toes on each foot. I was promised webbed three-toe feets.

Are her eyes *supposed* to be that close together?

[quote]—R5, not a MAGAt.

But cha are, Blanche! And the tweet R6 quoted, far from being condescending, is perfectly calibrated to her grotesque, ridiculous public image.

what a CUNT

That’s not her in the photo linked at OP.

Bikini and gun always elegant look for political lady!

[quote]That’s not her in the photo linked at OP.

There's no pulling the wool over *your* eyes, r32.

It would have been such a shame if that cow tripped on her presumably lucite heels, shot herself in her fat head, then fell into the pool.

Imagine being that ugly and 50 years old and posting thirst traps? And directing your drunk adulterous lover to do the same? Sad!

Gorgeous

Just wanted to remind everyone

Still bleached, still bad built, still butch body. The zoomed in photo on her face is frightening.

Oh and shut the fuck up r9. Go defend that ugly cavelady cuntrag at your Klan Women’s Auxiliary group.

I agree, it's not her in Op's photo. The hair, for one thing, it's too thick and the body too thin.

Of course her boyfriend lies, it's their way of life.

R39, anger issues, feelings of inadequacy, constipation, erectile dysfunction?

I wasn't defending MTG, I was defending the woman in the photo. That's not MTG.

Her stewbum adulterous boyfriend got fired from his youtube news job

Growing up, we used to call that flat-ass body type "long back."

Yep - we all know she posted these photo-shopped pics because she was butt hurt about the bad-built butch body comment.

It's not her - anyone can see that from seeing her in ANY dress.

Fuck off r41

[quote] On Instagram, former Trump assistant deputy and MAGA Republican host Sebastian Gorka slammed Greene for her post. Gorka wrote:

[quote] "Wow. Making Memorial Day about you? And posting a bikini shoot because it's your birthday? Unbelievable."

[...]

[quote] Greene's boyfriend, former RSBN anchor Brian Glenn, posted pictures to his Instagram Story indicating he was in Costa Rica. -- A comparison of Greene's bikini post background to a popular Costa Rican resort confirms the two are vacationing in Costa Rica over the Memorial Day holiday

#HamHockArms should be trending.

@r28 "It appears that she has five toes on each foot. I was promised webbed three-toe feets. "

Marge has 10 toes like everyone else... Three on one foot and seven on the other

She is such a lying cunt. MTG posted this picture a week ago. NOT the same bodies

Her right foot is foot of a Hobbit, her face an Orc.

🎵 Devil in a blue dress 🎵

That is one bleach blonde, bad built, butch body. Miss Jasmine got it right

^ She looks like a linebacker 😂

LOLOLOL!!!! Hysterical at the attempt to fend off the bad built butch body label. That is not her body. Someone please post her feet picture right under the fake shot.

The reason she's in love with Trump was most likely because she was a daddy's girl. Her father used to fuck her (in spite of her looks) and cruelly rejected her once she got too old (turned 18) for him and she never got over that.

Also MTG in a bikini looks exactly like Poo Shoes in a bikini but with a fried long blonde wig.

🎶"She's a brick shit house ..."

Marge was molested. That's why she was fondling the crotch of that cardboard cutout of Trump. She's also batshit crazy.

Yep. It may be a theory of mine and several others but it is obvious. Now I want to Google a picture of her dad to see if there's even any remote physical resemblance between him and Trump.

She has spoken lovingly of her father a few times that I have seen.

However, I have also seen more than a few reports that she was raised Catholic but is now generic evangelical. Therein, I would put my money on her having been molested by someone in the church

^ Wow, that had to be the last time she was nice and empathetic about anyone. Trump must have seen the tweet and blasted her ass for showing a little humanity

No, she's evangelical ( in name only) because it benefits her political career. That's all.

She looks a lot better when you can't see her face.

She’s almost a cyclops.

She wash moleshted!

None of those pics reveal her much discussed shenis.

Marge has the best tuck next to RuPaul, r65. She’s really good at making sure she isn’t lumbering through the Halls of Congress with a meaty tuck.

B to the 6th power! Bleach

Blonde

Bad

Built

Butch

Body

That explains it all: she's going through manopause.

She looks like an old drunk. She also has benzo eyes

A person who ran into Large Marge in an airport addressed her as "Bad Built", this has caught on. 😂

Front to back or back to front? 🤔

Entire Crockett and the gaggle.

Let the woman talk. Don't need another Whoopi filibuster.

I love Jasmine Crockett. I generally stay to DL, but has the internet noticed Marge posted a photoshopped bikini pic and made her boyfriend post one that wasn't even her? I didn't see it come up anywhere else.

Randy Rainbow