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Harpy Bleached Blonde, Bad Built, Butch BIRTHDAY!

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by Anonymousreply 76May 30, 2024 8:49 PM

I give up...

Why is she shooting her pool?

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by Anonymousreply 1May 27, 2024 6:36 PM

Cave bitch. There's nothing attractive about it

by Anonymousreply 2May 27, 2024 6:39 PM

Take the gun away from her and all you have left is another white, privileged, entitled Kristi Noem wannabe basic bitch.

by Anonymousreply 3May 27, 2024 6:40 PM

Her best picture is posing with her back to us. Even her friend taking the picture knows this.

by Anonymousreply 4May 27, 2024 6:46 PM

Gee R3, you got all that from a photo? Says more about you then it ever will about her.

Happy 50th whoever you are.

by Anonymousreply 5May 27, 2024 6:46 PM

"A fifty-year-old embodying the spirit of a rebellious teenager, clutching a rifle like she's defending the last pack of Marlboros at a 7-Eleven. You'd think turning fifty might come with a smidge of dignity, but here she is, channeling the poise of a backyard Rambo. Shooting at a pool? Clearly, her target practice routine doesn't get past the confines of her suburban dystopia. This is what happens when midlife crises meet too much daytime television. If maturity were bullets, she'd be shooting blanks."

Fuck off, MAGAt clown at R5.

by Anonymousreply 6May 27, 2024 6:51 PM

Pipebomb Marge is 50! Maybe she has her gun at the pool so she can kill the neighbor's cat or puppy. She has to keep up with the South Dakota Governor.

by Anonymousreply 7May 27, 2024 6:55 PM

Interesting coincidence

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by Anonymousreply 8May 27, 2024 7:16 PM

R6, quoting that condescending asshole's tweet is one of the reasons I defended that woman. You and your ilk are the worse kind of bigots. Ignorance and arrogance.

by Anonymousreply 9May 27, 2024 8:04 PM

Whatever bitch

by Anonymousreply 10May 27, 2024 8:08 PM

Funny, that actually doesn't look like MTG, unless she's laying out some big dollars to a hair stylist and giving up her fried bleached blond look. MTG also has heavier upper arms and is more of a chunk.

Of course, this could be the miracle of photoshopping.

by Anonymousreply 11May 27, 2024 8:13 PM

The cavebitch has yaller hair, not blonde

by Anonymousreply 12May 27, 2024 8:15 PM

C'mon r9, even St Michelle Obama would concede that there's no point in taking the high road with this vermin. And, MTG opened the discussion by posing with a gun! If you open with provocative then you'll receive in kind.

by Anonymousreply 13May 27, 2024 8:16 PM
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by Anonymousreply 14May 27, 2024 8:18 PM

Nine is a demonic troll worthy of a block

by Anonymousreply 15May 27, 2024 8:18 PM

"Beat it, you 50 year old mattress"

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by Anonymousreply 16May 27, 2024 8:49 PM


by Anonymousreply 17May 27, 2024 10:21 PM

She's gonna get fucked tonight!

by Anonymousreply 18May 27, 2024 10:23 PM

Technically, R17...:

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by Anonymousreply 19May 27, 2024 10:28 PM

Where is she? Mexico? Is she going to skinny dip tonight and let Steve Bannon give her raw loads in the ass?

by Anonymousreply 20May 27, 2024 10:44 PM


by Anonymousreply 21May 27, 2024 10:45 PM

Photoshop is a girl's best friend.

by Anonymousreply 22May 27, 2024 10:46 PM

What kind of banana republican shit is that. That isn’t ever her. Man do the mushroom head lovers love to spin, edit and weaponize everything they can.

by Anonymousreply 23May 27, 2024 10:59 PM
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by Anonymousreply 24May 28, 2024 1:29 AM

^ GAWD, that face is UG-LEE!!!

by Anonymousreply 25May 28, 2024 1:31 AM

She's a cross-eyed skin flautist

by Anonymousreply 26May 28, 2024 1:35 AM

He put smoke 'smoke show' in illiterate quotation marks

by Anonymousreply 27May 28, 2024 1:36 AM

It appears that she has five toes on each foot. I was promised webbed three-toe feets.

by Anonymousreply 28May 28, 2024 1:44 AM

Are her eyes *supposed* to be that close together?

by Anonymousreply 29May 28, 2024 1:50 AM

[quote]—R5, not a MAGAt.

But cha are, Blanche! And the tweet R6 quoted, far from being condescending, is perfectly calibrated to her grotesque, ridiculous public image.

by Anonymousreply 30May 28, 2024 1:52 AM

what a CUNT

by Anonymousreply 31May 28, 2024 1:54 AM

That’s not her in the photo linked at OP.

by Anonymousreply 32May 28, 2024 1:55 AM

Bikini and gun always elegant look for political lady!

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by Anonymousreply 33May 28, 2024 2:02 AM

[quote]That’s not her in the photo linked at OP.

There's no pulling the wool over *your* eyes, r32.

by Anonymousreply 34May 28, 2024 2:11 AM

It would have been such a shame if that cow tripped on her presumably lucite heels, shot herself in her fat head, then fell into the pool.

by Anonymousreply 35May 28, 2024 2:12 AM

Imagine being that ugly and 50 years old and posting thirst traps? And directing your drunk adulterous lover to do the same? Sad!

by Anonymousreply 36May 28, 2024 2:13 AM


by Anonymousreply 37May 28, 2024 2:14 AM

Just wanted to remind everyone

by Anonymousreply 38May 28, 2024 11:29 PM

Still bleached, still bad built, still butch body. The zoomed in photo on her face is frightening.

Oh and shut the fuck up r9. Go defend that ugly cavelady cuntrag at your Klan Women’s Auxiliary group.

by Anonymousreply 39May 29, 2024 12:50 AM

I agree, it's not her in Op's photo. The hair, for one thing, it's too thick and the body too thin.

Of course her boyfriend lies, it's their way of life.

by Anonymousreply 40May 29, 2024 1:05 AM

R39, anger issues, feelings of inadequacy, constipation, erectile dysfunction?

I wasn't defending MTG, I was defending the woman in the photo. That's not MTG.

by Anonymousreply 41May 29, 2024 1:26 AM

Her stewbum adulterous boyfriend got fired from his youtube news job

by Anonymousreply 42May 29, 2024 1:26 AM

Growing up, we used to call that flat-ass body type "long back."

by Anonymousreply 43May 29, 2024 1:31 AM

Yep - we all know she posted these photo-shopped pics because she was butt hurt about the bad-built butch body comment.

It's not her - anyone can see that from seeing her in ANY dress.

by Anonymousreply 44May 29, 2024 1:36 AM

Fuck off r41

by Anonymousreply 45May 29, 2024 1:45 AM

[quote] On Instagram, former Trump assistant deputy and MAGA Republican host Sebastian Gorka slammed Greene for her post. Gorka wrote:

[quote] "Wow. Making Memorial Day about you? And posting a bikini shoot because it's your birthday? Unbelievable."


[quote] Greene's boyfriend, former RSBN anchor Brian Glenn, posted pictures to his Instagram Story indicating he was in Costa Rica. -- A comparison of Greene's bikini post background to a popular Costa Rican resort confirms the two are vacationing in Costa Rica over the Memorial Day holiday

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by Anonymousreply 46May 29, 2024 3:00 AM

#HamHockArms should be trending.

by Anonymousreply 47May 29, 2024 3:21 AM

@r28 "It appears that she has five toes on each foot. I was promised webbed three-toe feets. "

Marge has 10 toes like everyone else... Three on one foot and seven on the other

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by Anonymousreply 48May 29, 2024 3:26 AM

She is such a lying cunt. MTG posted this picture a week ago. NOT the same bodies

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by Anonymousreply 49May 29, 2024 3:30 AM

Her right foot is foot of a Hobbit, her face an Orc.

by Anonymousreply 50May 29, 2024 3:33 AM

🎵 Devil in a blue dress 🎵

That is one bleach blonde, bad built, butch body. Miss Jasmine got it right

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by Anonymousreply 51May 29, 2024 3:34 AM

^ She looks like a linebacker 😂

by Anonymousreply 52May 29, 2024 3:35 AM

LOLOLOL!!!! Hysterical at the attempt to fend off the bad built butch body label. That is not her body. Someone please post her feet picture right under the fake shot.

by Anonymousreply 53May 29, 2024 3:45 AM

The reason she's in love with Trump was most likely because she was a daddy's girl. Her father used to fuck her (in spite of her looks) and cruelly rejected her once she got too old (turned 18) for him and she never got over that.

by Anonymousreply 54May 29, 2024 4:11 AM

Also MTG in a bikini looks exactly like Poo Shoes in a bikini but with a fried long blonde wig.

by Anonymousreply 55May 29, 2024 4:12 AM

🎶"She's a brick shit house ..."

by Anonymousreply 56May 29, 2024 1:30 PM

Marge was molested. That's why she was fondling the crotch of that cardboard cutout of Trump. She's also batshit crazy.

by Anonymousreply 57May 29, 2024 1:32 PM

Yep. It may be a theory of mine and several others but it is obvious. Now I want to Google a picture of her dad to see if there's even any remote physical resemblance between him and Trump.

by Anonymousreply 58May 29, 2024 1:41 PM

She has spoken lovingly of her father a few times that I have seen.

However, I have also seen more than a few reports that she was raised Catholic but is now generic evangelical. Therein, I would put my money on her having been molested by someone in the church

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by Anonymousreply 59May 29, 2024 2:41 PM

^ Wow, that had to be the last time she was nice and empathetic about anyone. Trump must have seen the tweet and blasted her ass for showing a little humanity

by Anonymousreply 60May 29, 2024 4:06 PM

No, she's evangelical ( in name only) because it benefits her political career. That's all.

by Anonymousreply 61May 29, 2024 4:16 PM

She looks a lot better when you can't see her face.

by Anonymousreply 62May 29, 2024 4:26 PM

She’s almost a cyclops.

by Anonymousreply 63May 29, 2024 9:01 PM

She wash moleshted!

by Anonymousreply 64May 29, 2024 9:33 PM

None of those pics reveal her much discussed shenis.

by Anonymousreply 65May 29, 2024 10:07 PM

Marge has the best tuck next to RuPaul, r65. She’s really good at making sure she isn’t lumbering through the Halls of Congress with a meaty tuck.

by Anonymousreply 66May 29, 2024 10:36 PM

B to the 6th power! Bleach






by Anonymousreply 67May 29, 2024 10:38 PM

That explains it all: she's going through manopause.

by Anonymousreply 68May 29, 2024 10:40 PM

She looks like an old drunk. She also has benzo eyes

by Anonymousreply 69May 29, 2024 10:43 PM

A person who ran into Large Marge in an airport addressed her as "Bad Built", this has caught on. 😂

by Anonymousreply 70May 29, 2024 10:46 PM

Front to back or back to front? 🤔

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by Anonymousreply 71May 30, 2024 4:13 AM
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by Anonymousreply 72May 30, 2024 6:18 PM

Entire Crockett and the gaggle.

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by Anonymousreply 73May 30, 2024 7:38 PM

Let the woman talk. Don't need another Whoopi filibuster.

by Anonymousreply 74May 30, 2024 7:41 PM

I love Jasmine Crockett. I generally stay to DL, but has the internet noticed Marge posted a photoshopped bikini pic and made her boyfriend post one that wasn't even her? I didn't see it come up anywhere else.

by Anonymousreply 75May 30, 2024 8:39 PM

Randy Rainbow

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