Gorgeous Man in Dollface thread

Not the least of which his substantial uncut schlong!

Hot as fuck. He knew exactly what he was doing with those shorts, which he fills splendidly.

The chicks are cute, too.

he's got a hot ass

Definitely has an OF.

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Yes, he is quite dongful, but there’s a few other things about that video that make me cringe.

First off, why is he dragging his feet on the carpet? Is he TRYING to give those poor chicks a static shock?

Second, imagine all the bird shit in that carpet. Sure, the chicks kind of follow him, but there are some Etant ones that are definitely going be be leaving a trails of turds behind them.

And finally, do you think he can get all 20 of them to line up on that aforementioned large cock of his?

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Best to use a pic/vid upload site like imgbb for pics and imgur for vids under 1 min

Things get removed from social media sites ALL THE TIME. Upload/re-posting sites are the way to go if you want to be sure people actually see your pic/vid post

You can still see the clip if you switch to the old Reddit interface.

Mods removed it because it was too suggestive and brought in too much traffic. Allow one of those and you wouldn't believe how quickly an innocent sub can turn into a porn-adjacent one.

@r6, You really are over thinking this. The fine young gentleman was just using the chicks as props to showcase his tight ass and bountiful dong. Chick shit on the carpet was the least of his concerns

Although he did get kudos in the comments on how to engage and handle chicks 😉

I feel bad for the little retard chick.

The last sentence of the video he says, "I hope I'm showing the right thing" 😂

[quote]First off, why is he dragging his feet on the carpet? Is he TRYING to give those poor chicks a static shock?

It's not the possibility of a static shock for me, it's fact that if he makes one wrong move with his legs, one of those precious little drops will instantly turn into a carpet smear. I'd be way too nervous to handle them at that age, they'd be cooped up until they were bigger.

r10 The retard is named Cleopatra and she's just out there doing her own thang.

@r12, You do understand that eventually those chicks will be someone's Chicken McNuggets lunch

r14 Well, not the chicks in this particular clip. No one goes to these lengths just to turn them into nuggets. Factory farmed, sure.

^ Ok 🙄

Unless you're twelve, you really shouldn't be using that emoji, darling. Not a good look.

Although it does pair nicely with the condescending "You do understand that...", I have to say.

[quote]Not the least of which his substantial uncut schlong!

Obviously, you have a fetish!

He didn't show it.

But if he's American (sounds like it), he's most likely cut.

Most white American men are.

@r17, Ok 🤨