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Britney stream of consciousness thread

[quote] I’ve been sick for two months with a stupid cold … I had it before Mexico and I’m very nasally and congested in my nose, it sucks. It went away when I first got back home, but came back yesterday … I got a Z-Pak and I’m hoping it goes away. I constantly feel a little tired like I want to go to sleep and things are fuzzy … so I started drinking coffee and it helps a bit but not much. I realized I really like Burger King, but hated it when I was younger. My favorite thing to do is to clean out drawers at the moment … I’ve bought stencils for my walls to create designs and accents, and I drew a really cool tropical 🌴 tree in my room on the wall with a bird 🦆 in a nest. I’m on page 219 of my book “Invisible” and I got a new chef to cook in my kitchen. I’m scared of the outside world because god forbid I break a foot and someone calls an ambulance so I don’t go out much. I didn’t know Rosetta Stone was all languages, I thought it was just Spanish … I got new silk pajamas !!! I bought my dog, Snow, a baby pink lamp for her room !!! I got really cool, new baby blue satin heels … I’ve actually been consistent with my beauty routine !!! I stayed in bed all day and worked on my phone. I also watched a movie called “Evil” and I actually did kind of pee myself when that black, scary character showed up. I’m in my 40s and I still collect Hello Kitty and sleep with a teddy bear 🧸 I tried BBQ Doritos for the first time and I liked it !!! I painted a picture of a flower with fire around it and my friend named it “Beauty of Mystified Destruction” … I got a splinter in my butt sitting on my wooden picnic table outside eating my ahi tuna salad

[quote] PS - A reminder to myself of how weird things are and what you find out about yourself with a serious 🧐 cold…

by Anonymousreply 7May 27, 2024 11:54 AM

Wasn't pretending.

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by Anonymousreply 1May 27, 2024 10:23 AM

Just how often is she conscious?

by Anonymousreply 2May 27, 2024 10:26 AM

Just what Britney needs, COVID brain damage on top of her other issues.

by Anonymousreply 3May 27, 2024 10:29 AM

my god.

by Anonymousreply 4May 27, 2024 11:50 AM

I know she probably couldn’t take this but rather than hiring a chef, she should hire a chef to give her some cooking classes. Have a tutor come by to teach her a language. She needs to use her brain and achieve something.

I know it won’t help with her bipolar but man, I’m out of ideas for this train wreck.

by Anonymousreply 5May 27, 2024 11:51 AM

Gagnam style.

Hey, sexy lady.

by Anonymousreply 6May 27, 2024 11:52 AM

“Someone” “stole” all her jewelry.

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