Was I a bitch?

Why do I pay a membership here?

OP - Samantha Jones, Season 1, Episode 12 - O Come All Ye Faithful.

[quote]Is it in yet?

That was my line!

Same goes for R2 who steals my line again.

I guess his girth was disappointing too? That's a shame, when the micros are also pencil thin.

You should have excused yourself before the "festivities" started (saying you have an elderly, sick dog to go take care of would have done it) or you just should have thought of something to keep you awake until he was done so you could escape OP. It probably wasn't the first time he's heard it but with him being that close to you, he could have strangled you to death while his nub nutted, for sure.

Is it my fault youe asshole is deeper and wider than the Grabd Canyon?

that was pretty rude but i think if i was that small i would mention it beforehand if i was hooking up.

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If you think 4” is a micropeen, you have been a very lucky bottom

Sometimes you can only take the little ones.

You are a bitch.

I had a similar situation and he turned out to be a regular. Nice guy and the sex was pretty good.

Also, know you are dealing and playing with a real person. Treat people the way they want to be treated,

As a gay who is about 5 inches, you are clearly missing out if you are only getting fucked to stretch out you overly used hole.

OP, when you think yourself too good for apps, this is what happens.

If bank account is more hungry than Poosey, even small penes make for satisfying meal.

At least you got some.

I would have said something on the order of, "I love your passion." It's not difficult to be kind.

Yeah, I would've said, "I love your Elizabeth Taylor Passion perfume".

r5 funny, but NO. It is tight and right

Did he only top?

I hope he wiped his micro-dick on your slanket, OP.

Just top him. Although the real issue from that perspective is that even blowing a micro peen isn't that fun, so he's on his own for cumming.

Yeah, getting stabbed by a micro that never really goes in isn't fun. If you liked him, you could have just done oral or fucked him. Or given him a mercy fuck (which you did, I suppose).

More to it all than the mechanics of sex, though.

“I’m the bitch?”

A guy's sexual attitude is so much more important to me than the size of his cock. I have a huge cock, and if it's cockworship that's gonna get things going, then I got enough of it to fuel that. But ultimately, two guys with whom I had some of the hottest sex were below average in the size department.

My friend Julie would have done the same, and has, many times.

If it was good enough for your mother OP, then it should be good enough for her son.

bottom=bitch

Well, how would you feel if he said "how long have you been prolapse like that" - Nothing personal, just an observation.

This. Never. Happened.

You should have just been polite, pretending to have a good time, sent him on his way, then cried yourself to sleep.

4 inches is a micro dick? Seriously if you think that’s micro than you failed as a dick expert, I had to deal with a micro once, that thing barely reached and inch while hard the only thing he had going was that he was a great kisser. He tried to hook up again but I just can’t deal with liars like that. He told me he was 6 inches and sent me a photo with a stuffed under wear…

I pursued a black guy once. A bodybuilder, a genuine beauty, friendly and sweet and he was a micro peen. Disappointed, of course but his body was gorgeous. I tried to fuck him but he wasn’t up for it. He loved being rimmed do I was sure he’d let me fuck him. We hooked up twice more for body worship sessions. I’d jack on him.