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Would you look askance?

My teenage grandniece spends all her time around some unsavory-looking fellows and her mother constantly praises this behavior. I keep my mouth shut because we've had several knock-down drag-outs over various things in the past. But this girl is bound to wind up pregnant by one of them and she's not even out of high school!

I think it's shameful.

by Anonymousreply 73May 29, 2024 11:22 PM

Continue to keep your mouth shut

by Anonymousreply 1May 26, 2024 2:47 AM

Nothing you say will change anything.

by Anonymousreply 2May 26, 2024 2:48 AM


by Anonymousreply 3May 26, 2024 2:52 AM

Make sure she has access to and knows how to use contraceptives, beyond that the kid just has to live and learn. Contraceptives will at least make sure she doesnt get stuck with a kid she cant look after

by Anonymousreply 4May 26, 2024 2:52 AM

Someone's in a snit because she turned up her nose at his chicken a la king again.

by Anonymousreply 5May 26, 2024 2:57 AM

Remember when you spent time down at the docks picking up unsavory looking fellows ? Now it's her turn.

by Anonymousreply 6May 26, 2024 2:58 AM

Oh, I know it won't change anything and will just cause a big fight. Still, it's so hard for me not to speak my mind. The girl is obviously a whore and has probably had the entire football team from the way it sounds. Her mother thinks it's fine that all these swarthy young bucks are constantly pawing at her and God knows what else.

by Anonymousreply 7May 26, 2024 3:00 AM

You need to forcefully intervene. When your niece is entertaining her male friends, burst through the door and introduce the young man to the joys of surprise anal. If that seems too confrontational for your sensibilities, lure your niece out of the boudoir under some pretext, sneak back in wearing something alluring, and present hole. The youth of today simply need a firm, encouraging hand.

by Anonymousreply 8May 26, 2024 3:03 AM

Nothing you can do about it.

For years, I told my niece that her son was out of control and would end up getting some girl pregnant before he got out of high school.

And he did.

Oh, well.

by Anonymousreply 9May 26, 2024 3:08 AM

[Quote]Would you look askance?

No, but I'd listen through a glass held up to the wall while furiously jacking off!

by Anonymousreply 10May 26, 2024 3:11 AM

You're just eager to get their large bad boy cocks in you.

by Anonymousreply 11May 26, 2024 3:13 AM

Buy her a diaphragm and insert for, buy condoms, be sure to wash your hands.

by Anonymousreply 12May 26, 2024 3:25 AM

I saw OP’s grand-niece eating a meatball sandwich [italic]right out in class.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 13May 26, 2024 3:58 AM

No, but I’d definitely eye-roll.

by Anonymousreply 14May 26, 2024 4:16 AM

There's only one solution, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 15May 26, 2024 4:30 AM

Jealousy is as bitter as a green spring berry.

by Anonymousreply 16May 26, 2024 4:32 AM

Is her hair ratted up like a teenage Jezebel?

by Anonymousreply 17May 26, 2024 6:06 AM

You lost me at "my teenage grandniece."

I'm trying to figure out who that would even be in my family and why I'd give a fuck what they were doing.

I know they're not in my will.

by Anonymousreply 18May 26, 2024 6:25 AM

R18, she's my sister's granddaughter. I just think it's a terrible stain on my parents' legacy. The girl's mother is responsible for this. She's been using tampons since she was 12 or 13. When a young woman starts ringing the devil's doorbell at that age, is it any wonder this is how she ends up?

by Anonymousreply 19May 26, 2024 10:47 AM

[quote] She's been using tampons since she was 12 or 13. When a young woman starts ringing the devil's doorbell at that age, is it any wonder this is how she ends up?

You shouldn’t just not say something to the child in question, you should stop speaking in public period

by Anonymousreply 20May 26, 2024 11:20 AM

I most certainly would NOT look askance at such wicked harlotry; nor should you!

I should send my handsomest horses, harnessed to my fastest curricle, carrying a letter that assured my sister in the most stringent and foreboding terms exactly how dire the situation is. Your grand-niece's shameless coquettery is exposing your heretofore respected family to ridicule and censure. Should she continue to carry on in this manner, the stain to your family name will not wash away for many generations. Would your sister allow her daughter to dash away all of her female relative's hopes for good and honorable marriages, even into the next (that is to say the 20th) century?

One most recently hopes not.

by Anonymousreply 21May 26, 2024 11:23 AM

In the stead of "recently," I pray you place the word "fervently." My daughter is writing this according to my dictates (my eyesight is not what it was), and she is responsible for the mistake, not I. Rest assured she will be appropriately censured!

by Anonymousreply 22May 26, 2024 11:25 AM

You can male fun all you want, but these are legitimate concerns. What decent man would want to marry her after she's

by Anonymousreply 23May 26, 2024 11:33 AM

And she’s still never put on that Easter bonnet…

by Anonymousreply 24May 26, 2024 11:35 AM

I love that OP knows the age of his grand niece when she started stuffing her cunt with tampons.

by Anonymousreply 25May 26, 2024 11:42 AM

Her mother told us about it.

by Anonymousreply 26May 26, 2024 11:44 AM

You had no desire to raise a kid if your own so now you will help raise your sister’s granddaughter at least as far as her sex life. . Even though no one has asked for your help.

Saint like. You should post this on the current saint thread .

Where do we find such selfless helpful people ?

by Anonymousreply 27May 26, 2024 12:02 PM

Maybe your Grandniece is the reincarnation of a closeted gay boy who never had as much as a chance to fiddle a willy when alive! Ever think of that!

by Anonymousreply 28May 26, 2024 12:05 PM

[quote] You can male fun all you want, but these are legitimate concerns. What decent man would want to marry her after she's

What makes you think she wants to get married?

by Anonymousreply 29May 26, 2024 12:18 PM

Not only is your niece a corrupted trollop, OP, but your sister is a usless mother. Does she partake of alcohol and illicit drugs? You are clearly the only good apple in a box of rotten ones. The shame these two women are bringing to your good reputation is surely taxing. What does your poor brother-in-law think of all this unbridled hedonism? Have you allowed him a place of refuge in your home, and if I may be so bold as to suggest, your welcoming sphincter? You are victims in this sordid affair, and I pray you are taking solace in one another.

by Anonymousreply 30May 26, 2024 12:23 PM

Slap your grand-niece, OP. Slap her viciously!

by Anonymousreply 31May 26, 2024 12:30 PM

I bet many gay men would love to inhabit a pretty young woman's body for a day. She'd be aching for weeks afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 32May 26, 2024 12:40 PM

I’ve been with many unsavory fellows and never got knocked up or knocked out.

by Anonymousreply 33May 26, 2024 12:49 PM

Teenaged Grandniece?! Jesus Christ, are you 100?

by Anonymousreply 34May 26, 2024 12:59 PM

That will be enough, r13. You are quite right in reporting this.

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by Anonymousreply 35May 26, 2024 2:17 PM

She's too old for effective discipline, unfortunately.

by Anonymousreply 36May 26, 2024 2:18 PM

suck more cocks

by Anonymousreply 37May 26, 2024 2:27 PM

Send her a gift basket with condoms, Plan B and the over the counter birth control pill with a lovely bow.

by Anonymousreply 38May 26, 2024 2:43 PM


by Anonymousreply 39May 26, 2024 2:52 PM

“ my parents legacy”

Well people important enough to have a legacy that anyone outside of the immediate family would possibly care about are pretty rare. .

Someone it seems may be a little overly invested in thinking about a young girls sex life with unsavory types. Not that it would not make a quality porn movie called “the really old gay Uncle. and his young nieces hot sex life”

Something for everyone.

by Anonymousreply 40May 26, 2024 2:52 PM

You've never forgiven her for playing with your Avon bottles, correct?

by Anonymousreply 41May 26, 2024 2:53 PM

Some of you must be new here.

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by Anonymousreply 42May 26, 2024 3:01 PM


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by Anonymousreply 43May 26, 2024 3:02 PM


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by Anonymousreply 45May 26, 2024 3:03 PM

I’m laughing so hard I’m in tears from the continuing adventures of Queen Uncle.

by Anonymousreply 46May 26, 2024 3:11 PM

Some people seem to be confused about the relationships here. The teenage hussy in question is my sister's granddaughter. My niece (with whom I do NOT get along at all) is the girl's mother.

Also, my niece has two daughters. The younger one is the one I bought the Easter bonnet for and who was playing with the Avon bottles.

by Anonymousreply 47May 26, 2024 3:12 PM

Did OP think this was funny?



Hope not.

by Anonymousreply 48May 26, 2024 3:16 PM

Is one of her suitors named Joel, perchance?

by Anonymousreply 49May 26, 2024 3:24 PM

If you hear this little well sunken in mattress singing on the Lord's day put an X above your niece's front door.

by Anonymousreply 50May 26, 2024 3:41 PM

Make sure she knows that she'll have to pay for any future abortions out of her allowance.

by Anonymousreply 51May 26, 2024 3:58 PM

Oh god mom please tell me Uncle Wacko is not coming for the family dinner again ?

Do you know that besides being the most mentally ill of my many Uncles he is the only one that posts on some queer forum about all of us and our sex lives and that stupid fucking Easter bonnet the old queen thought anyone would wear. Well maybe other than himself.

I don’t care when he is coming I am busy that day.

by Anonymousreply 52May 26, 2024 4:27 PM

We lived a good honest life and we ended up with a son like that as our legacy . How sad. His poor sisters and their kids .

by Anonymousreply 53May 26, 2024 4:32 PM

My sister was the odd duck in our family, not me. Mother, in particular, was terribly disappointed in her. On her death bed, Mother told me she wished she'd aborted her. My sister was always so ungrateful and combative with our parents. Honestly, she and I have always fought and no one in our family liked her very much.

Mother never understood her and neither do I. She raised her daughter to be even more unlikable than she is.

by Anonymousreply 54May 26, 2024 4:59 PM

Your parents are DEAD. Your grandniece is ALIVE and life is for living!

by Anonymousreply 55May 26, 2024 5:00 PM

Mentally healthy sane people do not , spend their time , starting one thread after another thread after another , going on and on and in great detail about the life and private affairs of their sister, niece's, grandnieces, the grandnieces sex life, and great grand nieces or anything about great sadness associated with a child’s Easter bonnet not wanted and not worn..

And what fucking uncle tells the child’s parents what they are supposed to wear in Easter?

You are not a well man you need help

by Anonymousreply 56May 26, 2024 5:10 PM

Gift card to the Abortion Hut at the mall, STAT!

by Anonymousreply 57May 26, 2024 10:49 PM

I had a friend who looked askance with his glasses askew and his legs akimbo...then he died.

by Anonymousreply 58May 26, 2024 10:51 PM

I should hope OP goes against instinct and hugs her to his healing breastsesses.

OP needs to put on his big booty shorts and chaperone this barely related, fertile young woman. Nobody will fuck a girl with 337 pounds of sass on hand.

by Anonymousreply 59May 26, 2024 11:20 PM

R56, Maybe OP doesn't have any friends to ask for advice or opinions.

by Anonymousreply 60May 26, 2024 11:23 PM

That seems unlikely, R60. I imagine OP to be the belle of the ball, with a wide circle of intellectual and bohemian pals!

by Anonymousreply 61May 27, 2024 12:38 AM

If that nubile young lady with a glow of honey, almonds, and yogurt falls in with the wrong crowd, it could lead to a couple nights in the hoosegow!

OP needs to introduce his niece to the wonders of classical rollerskating.

by Anonymousreply 62May 27, 2024 1:37 AM

I suspect the OP has resting askance face.

by Anonymousreply 63May 27, 2024 8:55 PM

She is a known whore and we're heard all about her before.

by Anonymousreply 64May 27, 2024 9:13 PM

Didn’t your father on his deathbed express some concern about your sister or her daughter getting herself into a family way with a you-know-who?

by Anonymousreply 65May 28, 2024 12:28 AM

Did the devil ever come to put the little one in a sack and drag her to hell?

Have you kept up with you Little Black Sambo animations?

by Anonymousreply 66May 28, 2024 12:30 AM

[Quote]Didn’t your father on his deathbed express some concern about your sister or her daughter getting herself into a family way with a you-know-who?

Daddy died suddenly of heart attack in 1975. There was no deathbed. But I seem to recall he once said my sister would probably get knocked up by a black man. She didn't. She ended up marrying a very nice fellow who she drove to commit suicide with her constant BS. It was a shame. I really liked him. Why on earth he married her, I'll never understand.

by Anonymousreply 67May 29, 2024 4:51 AM

Uncle Rupert!!!

I am so glad to see you have returned to DataLounge.

Too many people here do not appreciate your hard-won wisdom and old-fashioned good taste.

I wish you well as you put up with your ungrateful niece & grand-niece.

by Anonymousreply 68May 29, 2024 6:02 AM

Continue to butt out.

by Anonymousreply 69May 29, 2024 6:15 AM

Uncle Wacko always peaked at me when I was in the shower

by Anonymousreply 70May 29, 2024 10:53 AM

She likes anal. +

by Anonymousreply 71May 29, 2024 3:30 PM

[quote]Too many people here do not appreciate your hard-won wisdom and old-fashioned good taste.

It's the story of my life.

by Anonymousreply 72May 29, 2024 8:36 PM

On the bright side, now that she’s gone boy-crazy (or should I say brutha-crazy), she probably has hardly any time and attention left to devote to fiddling with your Avon bottles!

by Anonymousreply 73May 29, 2024 11:22 PM
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