Would you look askance?

Continue to keep your mouth shut

Nothing you say will change anything.

.0000000001/10

Make sure she has access to and knows how to use contraceptives, beyond that the kid just has to live and learn. Contraceptives will at least make sure she doesnt get stuck with a kid she cant look after

Someone's in a snit because she turned up her nose at his chicken a la king again.

Remember when you spent time down at the docks picking up unsavory looking fellows ? Now it's her turn.

Oh, I know it won't change anything and will just cause a big fight. Still, it's so hard for me not to speak my mind. The girl is obviously a whore and has probably had the entire football team from the way it sounds. Her mother thinks it's fine that all these swarthy young bucks are constantly pawing at her and God knows what else.

You need to forcefully intervene. When your niece is entertaining her male friends, burst through the door and introduce the young man to the joys of surprise anal. If that seems too confrontational for your sensibilities, lure your niece out of the boudoir under some pretext, sneak back in wearing something alluring, and present hole. The youth of today simply need a firm, encouraging hand.

Nothing you can do about it.

For years, I told my niece that her son was out of control and would end up getting some girl pregnant before he got out of high school.

And he did.

Oh, well.

[Quote]Would you look askance?

No, but I'd listen through a glass held up to the wall while furiously jacking off!

You're just eager to get their large bad boy cocks in you.

Buy her a diaphragm and insert for, buy condoms, be sure to wash your hands.

I saw OP’s grand-niece eating a meatball sandwich [italic]right out in class.[/italic]

No, but I’d definitely eye-roll.

There's only one solution, OP.

Jealousy is as bitter as a green spring berry.

Is her hair ratted up like a teenage Jezebel?

You lost me at "my teenage grandniece."

I'm trying to figure out who that would even be in my family and why I'd give a fuck what they were doing.

I know they're not in my will.

R18, she's my sister's granddaughter. I just think it's a terrible stain on my parents' legacy. The girl's mother is responsible for this. She's been using tampons since she was 12 or 13. When a young woman starts ringing the devil's doorbell at that age, is it any wonder this is how she ends up?

[quote] She's been using tampons since she was 12 or 13. When a young woman starts ringing the devil's doorbell at that age, is it any wonder this is how she ends up?

You shouldn’t just not say something to the child in question, you should stop speaking in public period

I most certainly would NOT look askance at such wicked harlotry; nor should you!

I should send my handsomest horses, harnessed to my fastest curricle, carrying a letter that assured my sister in the most stringent and foreboding terms exactly how dire the situation is. Your grand-niece's shameless coquettery is exposing your heretofore respected family to ridicule and censure. Should she continue to carry on in this manner, the stain to your family name will not wash away for many generations. Would your sister allow her daughter to dash away all of her female relative's hopes for good and honorable marriages, even into the next (that is to say the 20th) century?

One most recently hopes not.

In the stead of "recently," I pray you place the word "fervently." My daughter is writing this according to my dictates (my eyesight is not what it was), and she is responsible for the mistake, not I. Rest assured she will be appropriately censured!

You can male fun all you want, but these are legitimate concerns. What decent man would want to marry her after she's

And she’s still never put on that Easter bonnet…

I love that OP knows the age of his grand niece when she started stuffing her cunt with tampons.

Her mother told us about it.

You had no desire to raise a kid if your own so now you will help raise your sister’s granddaughter at least as far as her sex life. . Even though no one has asked for your help.

Saint like. You should post this on the current saint thread .

Where do we find such selfless helpful people ?

Maybe your Grandniece is the reincarnation of a closeted gay boy who never had as much as a chance to fiddle a willy when alive! Ever think of that!

[quote] You can male fun all you want, but these are legitimate concerns. What decent man would want to marry her after she's

What makes you think she wants to get married?

Not only is your niece a corrupted trollop, OP, but your sister is a usless mother. Does she partake of alcohol and illicit drugs? You are clearly the only good apple in a box of rotten ones. The shame these two women are bringing to your good reputation is surely taxing. What does your poor brother-in-law think of all this unbridled hedonism? Have you allowed him a place of refuge in your home, and if I may be so bold as to suggest, your welcoming sphincter? You are victims in this sordid affair, and I pray you are taking solace in one another.

Slap your grand-niece, OP. Slap her viciously!

I bet many gay men would love to inhabit a pretty young woman's body for a day. She'd be aching for weeks afterwards.

I’ve been with many unsavory fellows and never got knocked up or knocked out.

Teenaged Grandniece?! Jesus Christ, are you 100?

That will be enough, r13. You are quite right in reporting this.

She's too old for effective discipline, unfortunately.

suck more cocks

Send her a gift basket with condoms, Plan B and the over the counter birth control pill with a lovely bow.

WooooOOooooO!!!

“ my parents legacy”

Well people important enough to have a legacy that anyone outside of the immediate family would possibly care about are pretty rare. .

Someone it seems may be a little overly invested in thinking about a young girls sex life with unsavory types. Not that it would not make a quality porn movie called “the really old gay Uncle. and his young nieces hot sex life”

Something for everyone.

You've never forgiven her for playing with your Avon bottles, correct?

Some of you must be new here.

And

And

And

I’m laughing so hard I’m in tears from the continuing adventures of Queen Uncle.

Some people seem to be confused about the relationships here. The teenage hussy in question is my sister's granddaughter. My niece (with whom I do NOT get along at all) is the girl's mother.

Also, my niece has two daughters. The younger one is the one I bought the Easter bonnet for and who was playing with the Avon bottles.

Did OP think this was funny?

Instructive?

Useful?

Hope not.

Is one of her suitors named Joel, perchance?

If you hear this little well sunken in mattress singing on the Lord's day put an X above your niece's front door.

Make sure she knows that she'll have to pay for any future abortions out of her allowance.

Oh god mom please tell me Uncle Wacko is not coming for the family dinner again ?

Do you know that besides being the most mentally ill of my many Uncles he is the only one that posts on some queer forum about all of us and our sex lives and that stupid fucking Easter bonnet the old queen thought anyone would wear. Well maybe other than himself.

I don’t care when he is coming I am busy that day.

We lived a good honest life and we ended up with a son like that as our legacy . How sad. His poor sisters and their kids .

My sister was the odd duck in our family, not me. Mother, in particular, was terribly disappointed in her. On her death bed, Mother told me she wished she'd aborted her. My sister was always so ungrateful and combative with our parents. Honestly, she and I have always fought and no one in our family liked her very much.

Mother never understood her and neither do I. She raised her daughter to be even more unlikable than she is.

Your parents are DEAD. Your grandniece is ALIVE and life is for living!

Mentally healthy sane people do not , spend their time , starting one thread after another thread after another , going on and on and in great detail about the life and private affairs of their sister, niece's, grandnieces, the grandnieces sex life, and great grand nieces or anything about great sadness associated with a child’s Easter bonnet not wanted and not worn..

And what fucking uncle tells the child’s parents what they are supposed to wear in Easter?

You are not a well man you need help

Gift card to the Abortion Hut at the mall, STAT!

I had a friend who looked askance with his glasses askew and his legs akimbo...then he died.

I should hope OP goes against instinct and hugs her to his healing breastsesses.

OP needs to put on his big booty shorts and chaperone this barely related, fertile young woman. Nobody will fuck a girl with 337 pounds of sass on hand.

R56, Maybe OP doesn't have any friends to ask for advice or opinions.

That seems unlikely, R60. I imagine OP to be the belle of the ball, with a wide circle of intellectual and bohemian pals!

If that nubile young lady with a glow of honey, almonds, and yogurt falls in with the wrong crowd, it could lead to a couple nights in the hoosegow!

OP needs to introduce his niece to the wonders of classical rollerskating.

I suspect the OP has resting askance face.

She is a known whore and we're heard all about her before.

Didn’t your father on his deathbed express some concern about your sister or her daughter getting herself into a family way with a you-know-who?

Did the devil ever come to put the little one in a sack and drag her to hell?

Have you kept up with you Little Black Sambo animations?

[Quote]Didn’t your father on his deathbed express some concern about your sister or her daughter getting herself into a family way with a you-know-who?

Daddy died suddenly of heart attack in 1975. There was no deathbed. But I seem to recall he once said my sister would probably get knocked up by a black man. She didn't. She ended up marrying a very nice fellow who she drove to commit suicide with her constant BS. It was a shame. I really liked him. Why on earth he married her, I'll never understand.

Uncle Rupert!!!

I am so glad to see you have returned to DataLounge.

Too many people here do not appreciate your hard-won wisdom and old-fashioned good taste.

I wish you well as you put up with your ungrateful niece & grand-niece.

Continue to butt out.

Uncle Wacko always peaked at me when I was in the shower

She likes anal. +

[quote]Too many people here do not appreciate your hard-won wisdom and old-fashioned good taste.

It's the story of my life.

On the bright side, now that she’s gone boy-crazy (or should I say brutha-crazy), she probably has hardly any time and attention left to devote to fiddling with your Avon bottles!