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Joan Collins photographed at last night's birthday dinner

Does she really look 40 years younger than her 91 years ? You be the judge.

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by Anonymousreply 52May 28, 2024 12:09 AM

15-20 years younger, but certainly not 40.

by Anonymousreply 1May 26, 2024 2:46 AM

Her eye holes are slipping.

by Anonymousreply 2May 26, 2024 2:49 AM

Oh, c’mon…take off the layers of makeup and the wig, and there’s a 91 y.o. woman under there.

by Anonymousreply 3May 26, 2024 2:50 AM

Whatever she looks it's good for 91.

by Anonymousreply 4May 26, 2024 2:50 AM

I would guess her to be 80 something.

by Anonymousreply 5May 26, 2024 2:50 AM

I think she looks late 70s / early 80s.

by Anonymousreply 6May 26, 2024 2:56 AM

Being a bitch ages you well, noted.

by Anonymousreply 7May 26, 2024 3:09 AM

Obviously not, but good on her for continuing to make the effort.

Although I’ve heard that she’s an absolute cunt, so there’s that.

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by Anonymousreply 9May 26, 2024 3:20 AM

She's well put together, but she pretty much looks her age...which is fine.

by Anonymousreply 10May 26, 2024 3:22 AM

Bathing in lily ponds is good for youthful looking skin.

by Anonymousreply 11May 26, 2024 3:34 AM

I think she looked her best when she was in her 50s on 'Dynasty'. Better than she did in her 30s and 40s.

by Anonymousreply 12May 26, 2024 1:30 PM

She'll never look this young again!

by Anonymousreply 13May 26, 2024 1:33 PM

She looks a very rough 49.

by Anonymousreply 14May 26, 2024 3:15 PM

I've recently been watching all of Joan's 1970s horror movies, like Tales from the Crypt, Fear in the Night and Dark Places. They're so entertaining and campy. I miss old British horror movies like that with Joan, Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee.

by Anonymousreply 15May 26, 2024 3:32 PM

I think she wears a wig. That being said, she looks early 70's.

by Anonymousreply 16May 26, 2024 3:40 PM

She looks very well put together for 91 but not 40 years younger. I have seen some no makeup photos where she looks pretty haggard but so do some much younger actors.

by Anonymousreply 17May 26, 2024 3:44 PM

She looks like a 91 year old woman who has taken reasonable care of herself for decades and had professionals apply a bucket of spackle and €400 worth of makeup, hair dye, and other "product."

by Anonymousreply 18May 26, 2024 3:49 PM

Her posture is good for her age.

by Anonymousreply 19May 26, 2024 3:49 PM

That black and white dress is at least 40 years old......

by Anonymousreply 20May 26, 2024 3:56 PM

R18 just triggered memories of this...

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by Anonymousreply 21May 26, 2024 4:07 PM

That outfit though. Looks very 80s and not in a good way.

Why would you wear black and white like that? Does the white reflect light better and give the face more glow?

If you're 91 and still putting yourself together and going out for dinners and parties - GOOD FOR YOU!!!

by Anonymousreply 22May 26, 2024 4:53 PM

I think she did wear that on Dynasty?

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by Anonymousreply 23May 26, 2024 5:10 PM

Pantyhose for those spider veins.

by Anonymousreply 24May 26, 2024 5:13 PM

Joan probably showed up with a U-Haul on her last day of filming Dynasty and had her entire Nolan Miller wardrobe loaded onto the truck. Everything she wears looks like it was first worn in 1983 by Alexis.

by Anonymousreply 25May 26, 2024 5:15 PM

I could make her over and she'd look better, softer liner and lip, new wig from this century.

by Anonymousreply 26May 26, 2024 5:57 PM

Baby Jane Hudson time. It’s great she’s still escorted to public occasions, though.

by Anonymousreply 27May 26, 2024 5:57 PM

Oh Please. She does NOT look early 70s. Unless that is early 70s in a bingo parlour in the flyoverstan. Even then...

by Anonymousreply 28May 26, 2024 6:00 PM

She's dressed age appropriate and is wise enough not to wear stilettos.

by Anonymousreply 29May 26, 2024 6:05 PM

Considering all the physicans streching , pulling and tucking. If you look close, she is still a very Old woman.

by Anonymousreply 30May 26, 2024 6:30 PM

It's nothing short of a miracle that Joan and Shirley MacLaine are still alive. They are truly relics of Old Hollywood and they still walk this earth.

by Anonymousreply 31May 26, 2024 7:25 PM

[quote] Whatever she looks it's good for 91.

Well, true, considering most 91-year-olds have been mouldering in their graves for over a decade...

by Anonymousreply 32May 26, 2024 7:31 PM

Joan makes me think of my late mom.

Mom was always flawlessly put together… the hair, the face, the clothes… no detail overlooked.

But when Mom got into her early 80s, she started looking a bit off. Makeup too heavily applied, that sort of thing.

I’m sure part of it had to do with increasingly impaired vision. She couldn’t accurately tell how she looked.

I suspect Mom was also laboring under the assumption that if a bit of rouge or eyeliner was good, a lot of it was great. She’d lost the sense of subtlety.

I felt bad because she started looking clownish, undignified. And she’d always had a rep for her style and elegance. I tried to gently suggest toning it down a tad. But her reaction was What do you know about makeup? So I kept my mouth shut henceforth. Her face. Her life.

by Anonymousreply 33May 26, 2024 7:53 PM

She looks younger in photos only. Trust me in real life, close up, it's just another old Hollywood hag horror story. She doesn't use brushes to apply her makeup. She uses a jointing compound trowel.

by Anonymousreply 34May 26, 2024 7:56 PM

She wears strategic clothing and wigs and her makeup is applied with a spatula.

by Anonymousreply 35May 26, 2024 8:16 PM

She looks better than Carole Bayer Sager these days - and she's older than her.

by Anonymousreply 36May 26, 2024 9:59 PM

Thanks R21! It's been too long since the spunky, greased-up like an auto mechanic's rag toile upholstered headboard of Joan Collins made a DL appearance!

by Anonymousreply 37May 26, 2024 10:02 PM

This photo is from a movie she did back in the mid 80s, but it's essentially what she looks like when she's not glamorized. I can guarantee you when she removes all her makeup and her wig these days it would scare little children.

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by Anonymousreply 38May 26, 2024 10:38 PM

She looks 91

by Anonymousreply 39May 26, 2024 10:39 PM

Barbara Eden is 92 and looks FANTASTIC. Much much better than Joan C

by Anonymousreply 40May 26, 2024 10:44 PM

If it hasn’t been said before - those veiny legs look 91.

by Anonymousreply 41May 26, 2024 10:52 PM

She doesn’t look specifically 91 , maybe 85 or 81, i agree her posture is good. Her legs and hands give her aways, gloves are ridiculous but she could have worn some more opaque pantyhose.

R33, my mother is the same thing. She is 76 and she is very well put together, doesn’t leave the house without make up, etc but for the last two years her make up is off. Partly is from vision, she cant wear her glasses while doing her make up, my sister investigated some special glasses for make up. Buy ones for yours.

by Anonymousreply 42May 26, 2024 10:54 PM

She's one of those LUCKY BITCHES!

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by Anonymousreply 43May 26, 2024 10:58 PM

Pretty certain she's a MAGAT

by Anonymousreply 44May 26, 2024 11:10 PM

Her husband Percy looks much older than 59 (he will be 60 this year).

by Anonymousreply 45May 27, 2024 12:08 AM

You want to tell an old woman's age, always look at the hands. These old broads always have witch hands

by Anonymousreply 46May 27, 2024 1:48 AM

Her age-defying looks owe gratitude to the blood we’ve continuously donated to her.

by Anonymousreply 47May 27, 2024 2:47 AM

Thanks for the suggestion, R42. Actually, Mom died three years ago. But I’m sure others here have already looked for those glasses!

by Anonymousreply 48May 27, 2024 4:58 PM

This is her 91st rosé season.

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by Anonymousreply 49May 27, 2024 5:01 PM

With my mother it wasn't so much the makeup but the flamboyant colors she wore. Then she had her cataracts done and took a good look at her wardrobe and was furious.

"You let me walk around in THAT and didn't say a word!"

by Anonymousreply 50May 27, 2024 8:43 PM

She looks younger than 90.

by Anonymousreply 51May 28, 2024 12:07 AM

[quote] You want to tell an old woman's age, always look at the hands. These old broads always have witch hands

Which is why Madonna always wears fingerless gloves whenever she appears in public now.

by Anonymousreply 52May 28, 2024 12:09 AM
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