Does she really look 40 years younger than her 91 years ? You be the judge.
Joan Collins photographed at last night's birthday dinner
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 18, 2024 3:05 PM |
15-20 years younger, but certainly not 40.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 26, 2024 2:46 AM |
Her eye holes are slipping.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 26, 2024 2:49 AM |
Oh, c’mon…take off the layers of makeup and the wig, and there’s a 91 y.o. woman under there.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 26, 2024 2:50 AM |
Whatever she looks it's good for 91.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 26, 2024 2:50 AM |
I would guess her to be 80 something.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 26, 2024 2:50 AM |
I think she looks late 70s / early 80s.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 26, 2024 2:56 AM |
Being a bitch ages you well, noted.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 26, 2024 3:09 AM |
Obviously not, but good on her for continuing to make the effort.
Although I’ve heard that she’s an absolute cunt, so there’s that.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 26, 2024 3:11 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 26, 2024 3:20 AM |
She's well put together, but she pretty much looks her age...which is fine.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 26, 2024 3:22 AM |
Bathing in lily ponds is good for youthful looking skin.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 26, 2024 3:34 AM |
I think she looked her best when she was in her 50s on 'Dynasty'. Better than she did in her 30s and 40s.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 26, 2024 1:30 PM |
She'll never look this young again!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 26, 2024 1:33 PM |
She looks a very rough 49.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 26, 2024 3:15 PM |
I've recently been watching all of Joan's 1970s horror movies, like Tales from the Crypt, Fear in the Night and Dark Places. They're so entertaining and campy. I miss old British horror movies like that with Joan, Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 26, 2024 3:32 PM |
I think she wears a wig. That being said, she looks early 70's.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 26, 2024 3:40 PM |
She looks very well put together for 91 but not 40 years younger. I have seen some no makeup photos where she looks pretty haggard but so do some much younger actors.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 26, 2024 3:44 PM |
She looks like a 91 year old woman who has taken reasonable care of herself for decades and had professionals apply a bucket of spackle and €400 worth of makeup, hair dye, and other "product."
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 26, 2024 3:49 PM |
Her posture is good for her age.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 26, 2024 3:49 PM |
That black and white dress is at least 40 years old......
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 26, 2024 3:56 PM |
That outfit though. Looks very 80s and not in a good way.
Why would you wear black and white like that? Does the white reflect light better and give the face more glow?
If you're 91 and still putting yourself together and going out for dinners and parties - GOOD FOR YOU!!!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 26, 2024 4:53 PM |
Pantyhose for those spider veins.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 26, 2024 5:13 PM |
Joan probably showed up with a U-Haul on her last day of filming Dynasty and had her entire Nolan Miller wardrobe loaded onto the truck. Everything she wears looks like it was first worn in 1983 by Alexis.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 26, 2024 5:15 PM |
I could make her over and she'd look better, softer liner and lip, new wig from this century.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 26, 2024 5:57 PM |
Baby Jane Hudson time. It’s great she’s still escorted to public occasions, though.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 26, 2024 5:57 PM |
Oh Please. She does NOT look early 70s. Unless that is early 70s in a bingo parlour in the flyoverstan. Even then...
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 26, 2024 6:00 PM |
She's dressed age appropriate and is wise enough not to wear stilettos.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 26, 2024 6:05 PM |
Considering all the physicans streching , pulling and tucking. If you look close, she is still a very Old woman.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 26, 2024 6:30 PM |
It's nothing short of a miracle that Joan and Shirley MacLaine are still alive. They are truly relics of Old Hollywood and they still walk this earth.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 26, 2024 7:25 PM |
[quote] Whatever she looks it's good for 91.
Well, true, considering most 91-year-olds have been mouldering in their graves for over a decade...
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 26, 2024 7:31 PM |
Joan makes me think of my late mom.
Mom was always flawlessly put together… the hair, the face, the clothes… no detail overlooked.
But when Mom got into her early 80s, she started looking a bit off. Makeup too heavily applied, that sort of thing.
I’m sure part of it had to do with increasingly impaired vision. She couldn’t accurately tell how she looked.
I suspect Mom was also laboring under the assumption that if a bit of rouge or eyeliner was good, a lot of it was great. She’d lost the sense of subtlety.
I felt bad because she started looking clownish, undignified. And she’d always had a rep for her style and elegance. I tried to gently suggest toning it down a tad. But her reaction was What do you know about makeup? So I kept my mouth shut henceforth. Her face. Her life.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 26, 2024 7:53 PM |
She looks younger in photos only. Trust me in real life, close up, it's just another old Hollywood hag horror story. She doesn't use brushes to apply her makeup. She uses a jointing compound trowel.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 26, 2024 7:56 PM |
She wears strategic clothing and wigs and her makeup is applied with a spatula.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 26, 2024 8:16 PM |
She looks better than Carole Bayer Sager these days - and she's older than her.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 26, 2024 9:59 PM |
Thanks R21! It's been too long since the spunky, greased-up like an auto mechanic's rag toile upholstered headboard of Joan Collins made a DL appearance!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 26, 2024 10:02 PM |
This photo is from a movie she did back in the mid 80s, but it's essentially what she looks like when she's not glamorized. I can guarantee you when she removes all her makeup and her wig these days it would scare little children.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 26, 2024 10:38 PM |
She looks 91
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 26, 2024 10:39 PM |
Barbara Eden is 92 and looks FANTASTIC. Much much better than Joan C
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 26, 2024 10:44 PM |
If it hasn’t been said before - those veiny legs look 91.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 26, 2024 10:52 PM |
She doesn’t look specifically 91 , maybe 85 or 81, i agree her posture is good. Her legs and hands give her aways, gloves are ridiculous but she could have worn some more opaque pantyhose.
R33, my mother is the same thing. She is 76 and she is very well put together, doesn’t leave the house without make up, etc but for the last two years her make up is off. Partly is from vision, she cant wear her glasses while doing her make up, my sister investigated some special glasses for make up. Buy ones for yours.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 26, 2024 10:54 PM |
Pretty certain she's a MAGAT
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 26, 2024 11:10 PM |
Her husband Percy looks much older than 59 (he will be 60 this year).
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 27, 2024 12:08 AM |
You want to tell an old woman's age, always look at the hands. These old broads always have witch hands
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 27, 2024 1:48 AM |
Her age-defying looks owe gratitude to the blood we’ve continuously donated to her.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 27, 2024 2:47 AM |
Thanks for the suggestion, R42. Actually, Mom died three years ago. But I’m sure others here have already looked for those glasses!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 27, 2024 4:58 PM |
With my mother it wasn't so much the makeup but the flamboyant colors she wore. Then she had her cataracts done and took a good look at her wardrobe and was furious.
"You let me walk around in THAT and didn't say a word!"
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 27, 2024 8:43 PM |
She looks younger than 90.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 28, 2024 12:07 AM |
[quote] You want to tell an old woman's age, always look at the hands. These old broads always have witch hands
Which is why Madonna always wears fingerless gloves whenever she appears in public now.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 28, 2024 12:09 AM |
I guess she looks good for 90+ I didn’t know she was a cunt till DL. I did read she and the Dynasty cast never got on well. All those years I assumed they were having fun on set???
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 18, 2024 12:20 AM |
It's sad that these former stars thing they need to look glamorous. Hey, lady, you're 90. You'd look better with less makeup and less black hair dye. Though I've seen worse.
R53 You kidding?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 18, 2024 12:24 AM |
She looks fantastic and is a really great person too despite what DL'rs think. I worked with her and Percy for a couple years regarding their finances and it was a great experience. I met the whole family and they still send me xmas cards. I wish all my clients were like them.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 18, 2024 12:28 AM |
Do you think Percy fucks her?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 18, 2024 12:29 AM |
I posted this in another thread a while ago --really liked it--her take on her westerns, the co-stars, and other films. She's funny!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 18, 2024 12:40 AM |
The last time he tried, r56, both of them were overcome by the dust cloud and bats that flew out of her arid lady bits.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 18, 2024 12:46 AM |
As others have said, she looks about 80.
She looks good for a 91-year-old dame.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 18, 2024 12:48 AM |
Why is she holding a cutout of Madonna’s brunette-dyed vagina to her chest like a Venetian Carnevale mask?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 18, 2024 12:50 AM |
I’d like to see you motherfuckers if you last till ninety.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 18, 2024 1:06 AM |
Phyllis Diller: "Everything on me comes out or off."
Merv Griffin: "Just a spine hops into bed at night?"
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 18, 2024 1:21 AM |
Does she use a paint-by-numbers kit to apply her makeup?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 18, 2024 1:21 AM |
She looks fantastic for 91, bright eyed and great posture. I'd have guessed her to be a stylish 75-80.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 18, 2024 1:28 AM |
She looks like Nancy Reagan did in her 70s.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 18, 2024 1:37 AM |
Who was the worse actress, Nancy or Joan?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 18, 2024 1:39 AM |
R36 what does she look like now??
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 18, 2024 12:00 PM |
Face 91, wig 40.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 18, 2024 12:10 PM |
I doubt that any of us will be living such a fantastic life if we live to be 91.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 18, 2024 1:47 PM |
Joan's written that the FA's on flights to her home in the south of France give her a heads-up and access to the lav 20 minutes before touchdown.
She enters looking, well, aged and then exits the loo looking like Joan Collins.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 18, 2024 2:47 PM |
She looks 80 but at her age the fact that she's so mobile is her fortune. Most people are either dead, in a wheelchair or barely shuffling from the chair to the toilet at 92.
That said I wish we had Jackie for 92 years. Always thought she was much more interesting than Joan as a person.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 18, 2024 3:05 PM |