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What advice would you give to your younger self?

If you could talk to the young you, what advice would you give?

Mine would be:

1. Be a bigger whore.

2. Get into porn when you have the chance

3. Live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse

by Anonymousreply 11May 26, 2024 6:00 AM

Have sex with Matt Dillon.

by Anonymousreply 1May 26, 2024 12:37 AM

Invest in technology - especially APPLE.

by Anonymousreply 2May 26, 2024 12:40 AM

Would’ve told any of the assholes I met or worked with/for on occasion through the years exactly what I thought of them, and watched them curl into the fetal position.

by Anonymousreply 3May 26, 2024 2:39 AM

Don’t smoke / drink / do any kind of drugs.

Ignore everyone until college.

Never trust anyone else in the workplace.

by Anonymousreply 4May 26, 2024 3:40 AM

Buy all the cars (mostly old Aussie V8's like Holden Monaros and such) that my old man didnt want me to get.You could pick them up for anything from a few hundred to a few thousand back then. And look after them, keep em somewhere safe and hang onto them. I'd be retired on the proceeds now, very comfortably

OP's first and maybe second pieces of advice are also sound, I did try with the first. And I could have used a porn career to finance buying cars to put aside!

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by Anonymousreply 5May 26, 2024 4:13 AM

The sooner you give up on those middle-class dreams the less likely you will be to marry a woman and nearly destroy both your lives.

by Anonymousreply 6May 26, 2024 4:35 AM

Its ok to go into debt for your dreams but not too much debt. Never miss an opportunity for hot sex with your fantasy lover.

by Anonymousreply 7May 26, 2024 5:05 AM

I’ve mentioned this before…

Don’t go to seminary.

by Anonymousreply 8May 26, 2024 5:30 AM

Start a skincare routine immediately.

by Anonymousreply 9May 26, 2024 5:47 AM

He's not really your uncle.

by Anonymousreply 10May 26, 2024 5:51 AM

Be a slut. There’s nothing wrong with multiple sex partners a day.

Also, just let those older men fuck you. Those were some big cocks and they probably would’ve fucked you real good.

by Anonymousreply 11May 26, 2024 6:00 AM
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