What advice would you give to your younger self?

Have sex with Matt Dillon.

Invest in technology - especially APPLE.

Would’ve told any of the assholes I met or worked with/for on occasion through the years exactly what I thought of them, and watched them curl into the fetal position.

Don’t smoke / drink / do any kind of drugs.

Ignore everyone until college.

Never trust anyone else in the workplace.

Buy all the cars (mostly old Aussie V8's like Holden Monaros and such) that my old man didnt want me to get.You could pick them up for anything from a few hundred to a few thousand back then. And look after them, keep em somewhere safe and hang onto them. I'd be retired on the proceeds now, very comfortably

OP's first and maybe second pieces of advice are also sound, I did try with the first. And I could have used a porn career to finance buying cars to put aside!

The sooner you give up on those middle-class dreams the less likely you will be to marry a woman and nearly destroy both your lives.

Its ok to go into debt for your dreams but not too much debt. Never miss an opportunity for hot sex with your fantasy lover.

I’ve mentioned this before…

Don’t go to seminary.

Start a skincare routine immediately.

He's not really your uncle.

Be a slut. There’s nothing wrong with multiple sex partners a day.

Also, just let those older men fuck you. Those were some big cocks and they probably would’ve fucked you real good.