Cute guy on an emotional rollercoaster after getting arrested

[quote]Once he gets to the station, it seems like he's flirting with the cops and offering blowjobs.

Obviously a DLer.

The way he acts and speaks reminds me so much of Bill Paxton’s character in ALIENS.

Young Pedro Pascal face

He's adorable.

Guy: "Here's my debit card."

Cop: "I don't want that."

Cop: "Sir, did you have anything to drink tonight?"

Guy looking behind at the bar: "Uh...... no."

Lol.

The comments were hilarious. As soon as he tried to give the debit card I knew it would get worse. Honestly I'm surprised he presented as well as he did until that point. The counting was hilarious. I've never been drunk so I can't relate but damn he seemed messed up. I liked the comment that said everyone should be required to watch their own arrest video.

He really blows it at the 5 min 45 sec mark when he gives a sly grin and says, "Fuck you guys."

Mistake!

Also he's not that cute.

“Can I suck you?” “No.” “FUCK YOU!”

"What's your highest level of education?"

"Uh, college? Probably?"

tell you the truth man I don't remember most of it

He's kinda cute, but the horizontally striped twin set is a no-go for me.

[quote] He's kinda cute, but the horizontally striped twin set is a no-go for me.

It won't matter, once they're in a crumpled mess on the floor.

Officer: “can you recite the alphabet from E to P with out singing?”

Dude: “L-M-N-P-R-U-X-DUI-V”

Dude: “Oh shit man.” *face palms*

He really is cute, which probably helped him. The cops were reasonably kind. They saved him from doing further damage to himself. Couldn't watch the whole thing. At what point was he flirting with them?

It's not cute to drive drunk, he could have killed someone even cuter. Y'all are just a bunch of enabling Marys.

R15 If I fuck him he'll sober up.

Did he hit his head?