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JLo's new movie is certified ROTTEN!

8% on Rotten Tomatoes....yikes

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by Anonymousreply 73May 25, 2024 7:30 PM

Flop after flop

by Anonymousreply 1May 24, 2024 9:46 PM

Why would anyone think a J. Lo in Space movie would work.

by Anonymousreply 2May 24, 2024 9:50 PM


Hear that sound? It's Ben's car engine, racing away from her and off to Vegas for some gambling, booze and whores.

by Anonymousreply 3May 24, 2024 9:51 PM

Jlo still makes movies?

by Anonymousreply 4May 24, 2024 9:51 PM

That's why he didn't go to the premiere. He's an Oscar winner, for God's sake!

by Anonymousreply 5May 24, 2024 9:56 PM

Hey Benny, it’s turkey time! Gobble! Gobble!

by Anonymousreply 6May 24, 2024 10:00 PM


by Anonymousreply 7May 24, 2024 10:18 PM

2 massive movie bombs in row. What a joke. This bitch will never learn.

by Anonymousreply 8May 24, 2024 10:29 PM


by Anonymousreply 9May 24, 2024 10:41 PM

I tried watching it. It's unwatchable.

by Anonymousreply 10May 24, 2024 10:43 PM

Thoughts and prayers for JLO. 2024 is not her year.

by Anonymousreply 11May 24, 2024 10:49 PM

There’s a JLo movie??


by Anonymousreply 12May 24, 2024 10:51 PM

Everyone is sick of her.

by Anonymousreply 13May 24, 2024 11:02 PM

Meanwhile, a certain something continues to be the best selling dessert in America

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by Anonymousreply 14May 24, 2024 11:08 PM

Career trajectory is aligned with Halle Berrys', without the Oscar.

Lots of hype, many duds.

by Anonymousreply 15May 24, 2024 11:12 PM

Okay I'm starting to feel a little sad for this bitch now. This is her horrible anus.

by Anonymousreply 16May 24, 2024 11:12 PM

She was actually a great actress, then she decided she wanted to be an icon.

by Anonymousreply 17May 24, 2024 11:14 PM

The thing is, it's her fault r16. She just SATURATED us with her for too long.


And we really don't like the feeling.

by Anonymousreply 18May 24, 2024 11:14 PM

Lopez can't catch a break lately, except she's supposedly worth $400 million...so that helps.

Ben Affleck is supposedly worth $150 million.

by Anonymousreply 19May 24, 2024 11:15 PM

[quote]She was actually a great actress,

That’s playing a bit loose with reality.

by Anonymousreply 20May 24, 2024 11:16 PM

Good. Destroy her.

by Anonymousreply 21May 24, 2024 11:39 PM

Should we start a Go Fund Me for her?

by Anonymousreply 22May 25, 2024 1:31 AM

How about a reverse Go Fund Me, in which she could PAY people to watch her movie and act like they liked it!

by Anonymousreply 23May 25, 2024 1:41 AM

The girl can’t do anything. I almost hate her as much as MM.

by Anonymousreply 24May 25, 2024 1:55 AM

Marilyn Manson?

by Anonymousreply 25May 25, 2024 2:10 AM

R25 Prince Harry’s personal Jesus

by Anonymousreply 26May 25, 2024 2:16 AM

Ben filing for divorce will make her collapse complete.

by Anonymousreply 27May 25, 2024 5:02 AM

8%! That's embarrassing. Even for her.

by Anonymousreply 28May 25, 2024 5:06 AM

Is this J. Lo's Trog?

by Anonymousreply 29May 25, 2024 5:09 AM

She really hasn’t had a lot of success with films for the past 15 years. “Hustlers” was her biggest movie and was considered her comeback but that was short lived once she was snubbed by the Oscars (honestly, rightfully so).

And she’s been a flop musically forever.

It was the new album / movie / documentary tie in that really did her in. Had she not done that, failures like this would have gone under the radar like they always do for her.

by Anonymousreply 30May 25, 2024 5:13 AM

My, how the worm begins to turn!

When will the chorus girl ever learn?

by Anonymousreply 31May 25, 2024 5:37 AM

[Quote] We're J-LO DRENCHED.

Unlike me!

by Anonymousreply 32May 25, 2024 6:10 AM

TMZ caught her taking a selfie in front of her Atlas billboard. The delusions run deep.

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by Anonymousreply 33May 25, 2024 6:43 AM

Perhaps she should try to bundle a Netflix subscription, a front row VIP seat for her concert, and a bottle of Glow and sell it for $3.75………..and add a 40% off coupon. hehehehehehe

by Anonymousreply 34May 25, 2024 6:53 AM

She's in Norma Desmond territory

by Anonymousreply 35May 25, 2024 7:02 AM

JLo and sci-fi? Her agent needs to be fired. Pick roles that are more in your lane eg

Plucky Latina Mom with dying kid fighting for experimental treatment

feisty blue collar worker who falls in love with her new boss after 90mins of fighting

Unlucky in love single Mom starts a new business planning divorces!

by Anonymousreply 36May 25, 2024 7:10 AM

Another pic from TMZ. Ben is smart to remove himself from this shit show.

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by Anonymousreply 37May 25, 2024 7:12 AM

Ben's been letting his little Ben out all over the place. It gets around--a lot of freedom.

by Anonymousreply 38May 25, 2024 7:21 AM

Ben is probably tonsil deep in stripper pussy in a Laughlin casino

by Anonymousreply 39May 25, 2024 7:36 AM

She's one of those people I can never figure out why/how she came to be famous - let alone the depth of fame in her own mind.

by Anonymousreply 40May 25, 2024 8:33 AM

[quote]She's one of those people I can never figure out why/how she came to be famous

I was killed.

by Anonymousreply 41May 25, 2024 9:05 AM

If Rotten Tomatoes can be an barometer of acclaim then JLO's movies have been largely crap

by Anonymousreply 42May 25, 2024 9:40 AM

Incidentally, I've always found it interesting that Jennifer Lopez (b. July 24, 1969) is actually two years OLDER than Selena (b. April 16, 1971).

Usually, actors are much younger than their biopic subjects.

by Anonymousreply 43May 25, 2024 9:50 AM

R43 but not always..

by Anonymousreply 44May 25, 2024 9:55 AM

What Anglo name does she have in this movie?

by Anonymousreply 45May 25, 2024 10:47 AM

Her character's name is Atlas Shepherd.

by Anonymousreply 46May 25, 2024 10:52 AM

Watched it last evening. Very meh. J-Lo’s character was annoying and too screamy. I didn’t like Mark Strong either whom I usually really enjoy. He seemed so stilted likely because he was consumed in trying to do an American accent. It was technically ok but lacked personality and emotion. His acting fell over in the process.

by Anonymousreply 47May 25, 2024 10:53 AM

She had my sympathy until I clicked on r37.

I commented on the other thread about how JLO is no different than any other human being having to come to terms with aging and irrelevance and I imagine it's more acute when you're gorgeous.

But that message on the billboard is really just stupid, banal, and, well, kinda pitiful in its desperation.

It wants us to presume somebody would care enough to "fuck" with her.

But it's obvious as neon that non-reaction to her, except those who want to dance on the grave of her career, is worse than hate- massive indifference.

She had a good run.

by Anonymousreply 48May 25, 2024 11:00 AM

R48 I wouldn’t even consider it a good run. She’s taken what rightfully should be 15 minutes of fame, and stretched it thin over 30 years, and only has one golden globe nomination to show for it. She’s a mediocre actress and singer and is better known for that peek a boo Grammy dress and her multiple failed marriages than anything else.

by Anonymousreply 49May 25, 2024 12:17 PM

Can't she just stay home and count her money for a few years?

by Anonymousreply 50May 25, 2024 12:25 PM

[quote]We're J-LO DRENCHED.

Pics please.

by Anonymousreply 51May 25, 2024 12:28 PM

2 Golden Globe nominations R49!

by Anonymousreply 52May 25, 2024 12:47 PM

She did get a lot of critical nominations for Hustlers, did she get snubbed for an Oscar nomination because she's disliked by people? She certainly gave a better performance in a more demanding role than the winner that year, Laura Dern, who tottered around in huge stilettos for a few scenes in Marriage Story, spouting misandrist claptrap.

by Anonymousreply 53May 25, 2024 12:50 PM

R52 I stand corrected. Plus an Emmy nomination for variety special for her Super Bowl performance in 2020. Still not much to show for decades in the business.

R53 the acting branch was just indifferent to her work. She’s probably made a few enemies in the industry, but not enough to make a difference in the voting of the five best performances. She was always going to lose to Dern, whom I love but it was a career Oscar that she won for. Even if she would’ve gotten into the five, I can’t see her career trajectory being anything different than it is right now, and her being flooded with scripts.

by Anonymousreply 54May 25, 2024 1:02 PM

r49, what you post is why I say she “had a good run.”

She took her minimal talent and maximal gorgeousness and through sheer relentless drive, discipline, determination and desire to make herself famous and wealthy achieved that.

Now, one can find her distasteful and lament that many try with far greater talent and reasons to get where she is but live in on in obscurity.

But the fact that we’re even posting about her now is proof that she had a good run.

by Anonymousreply 55May 25, 2024 1:28 PM

Well at least she's has that big tour coming up to -- oh wait.

by Anonymousreply 56May 25, 2024 1:32 PM

R55 you could argue just about the same for the Kardashians. But no one respects any of them. JLo is barely one step above them.

by Anonymousreply 57May 25, 2024 1:45 PM

Wow! Our girl is really on a roll, isn’t she?

by Anonymousreply 58May 25, 2024 1:46 PM

I don't think she cares about quality so long as they pay her

by Anonymousreply 59May 25, 2024 1:53 PM

She always has those tits pushed up to high heaven in every dress she's in

by Anonymousreply 60May 25, 2024 1:54 PM

The poor soul who was in charge of that messy Meg Ryan-ish action hair in the netflix-flick must be in rehab now.

by Anonymousreply 61May 25, 2024 2:10 PM

Still don't know why J. Lo (who is Puerto Rican) and can't sing or act was cast as the late legendary Mexican singer Selena.

The movie was soap operaish at best and yet 99% of the entire hispanic/latino community still praise J. Lo's "phenomenal Oscar worthy performance" to this day and consider her to be the definitive portrayal of Selena.

J. Lo clearly sold her soul and sucked as many cocks as she could. Only explanation. I'm glad she's taking major hits mainly due to her being a nasty POS who was majorly associated with P. Diddy who is an even bigger POS.

by Anonymousreply 62May 25, 2024 2:34 PM

How low can JLo go?

by Anonymousreply 63May 25, 2024 3:45 PM

A Low Jenny

by Anonymousreply 64May 25, 2024 4:04 PM

I wonder how many times Puffy slapper her around, made her take drugs and engage in group sex?

by Anonymousreply 65May 25, 2024 4:09 PM

r57 You don't understand what "a good run" means

by Anonymousreply 66May 25, 2024 4:27 PM

Jen Garner must be cackling into her glass of Merlot.

by Anonymousreply 67May 25, 2024 4:39 PM

R66 you don’t understand there’s more to life than being hot, making money and how YOU define a good run. If JLo could choose an alternate universe which do you think she would choose in the entertainment industry? Her current self, the music career of Beyoncé, or a two time Oscar winning actress. I seriously doubt it would be the first one.

by Anonymousreply 68May 25, 2024 4:55 PM

8%? I'm so green with envy. I am floored. [italic]Swept Away[/italic] even!

by Anonymousreply 69May 25, 2024 5:06 PM

[quote] 20 massive movie bombs in row.


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by Anonymousreply 71May 25, 2024 5:23 PM

Agree, r66.

I'm too lazy right now to explain why "she had a good run" is an apt description of JLo's career.

by Anonymousreply 72May 25, 2024 6:27 PM

8 is J Lo's lucky number. 8% on Rotten Tomatoes. $8 concert tickets. 8 divorces.

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