Taylor Swift is engaged to Travis Kelce

I hope he has a prenup.

Somebody posted this on Reddit who supposedly is from Cleveland Heights and knows the Kelces

Travis is starting to look like his brother, those boys are aging fast

[Quote] I hope he has a prenup.

I do too and I hope it says he gets half!

Call me crazy, but I think they're great together, hope they last.

I wonder what his brother's wife thinks about it? Taylor is high maintenance, an attention hog, and the security issues she brings. I wouldn't want to deal with the Taylor drama. I don't know if you could ever be yourself without walking on eggshells around her. Jason and his wife go to local restaurants and bars and do things in the community low key, Taylor will never be able to do that.

I heard it a couple of days ago. Supposedly his parents let it slip to some friends and they told someone and so on and so on...

Oh so he’s gay gay

I bet she's pregnant within a year.

My money is on Ed Kelce the dad being the one who blabbed

R6, by all accounts, she’s actually pretty mellow and easy to work with.

Classless and an attention whore extraordinaire. She's crazy to marry him much less give him the time of day.

The divorce album will be epic

His blaccent was back on for Kelce Fest

Hmm they’re not at the altar yet.

R9, his sperm is probably 100% alcohol at this point. Unless she wants to write songs about her little Fetal Alcohol Syndrome babies, he'd have to lay off the sauce for a good year. She should also.

@r12, Maybe that's what she likes about him, he doesn't treat her like a primadonna and he has his own very successful life away from her. It's probably the closest thing to a "normal" relationship she's ever had. Yeah, he's a big dumb football player and she's a silly popstar. They both make millions at what they do and neither really needs the other. Kind of a level playing field... Not to mention he's the first straight guy she's had in a long time 🙄

[quote]I bet she's pregnant within a year.

She’s already in her mid-30s, so she really shouldn’t waste any more time. Unless she goes the surrogate route.

[quote]Unless she wants to write songs about her little Fetal Alcohol Syndrome babies, he'd have to lay off the sauce for a good year.

That’s not how it works.

^ Don't want no drunk sperm looking for eggs 😂

R19, "..semen from men who regularly consume alcohol impacting placenta development, fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS)-associated brain and facial defects.

[Quote] She's crazy to marry him much less give him the time of day.

My money is on her feeling differently about him than you do

@r21, The NFL doesn't pay millions of dollars to drunken alcoholic football players. These guys are in top form when they play. His sperm is just fine

Yes R23, I especially love when they crash their vehicles going 120 mph and test positive for alcohol. During the season no less, oh my.

^ Kelce hasn't a single blemish on his record regarding alcohol or beating up his girlfriends. Stop trying to create a problem where there is none

R23 You're telling me!

^ It's over, Aaron, go home to Kevin

He reminds me of Yosemite Sam.

Aren't all popstars cokeheads? Kelce better be careful before he winds up with another Britney Spears 😳

thank you r28 that’s spot on and the best laugh i’ve had in days, he really does! a half wit jumping about 🤣

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R17 What was so abnormal about her relationship with that British actor guy that she dated for five years? That relationship seemed a lot more normal. They rarely appeared in public, kept the relationship relatively private. Unlike this relationship where there's not a day without a story about them in the news

^ What was abnormal was I don't think they even liked each other. They hardly spent any time together and it didn't even seem they were in a relationship. When they broke up how many people went, "Who?"

If this is true she finally found the oneshe been looking for.

R17, she's 1000 times more well known than he is. He's dating her for the exposure and he's actively seeking acting roles.

R22, gee ya think? Yes, never in the history of the world has an objective outsider seen a situation more clearly than the besotted. When it's all over I hope it doesn't cost her too much.

^ Well, not to worry it won't cost you a penny. Taylor appreciates your concern, but she's a big girl now and she's going to do things her way

[quote]She’s already in her mid-30s, so she really shouldn’t waste any more time. Unless she goes the surrogate route.

I'm pretty sure if she wanted kids she'd have bought some by now.

I’m so glad asexuals have the right to marry!

She’s going to be 35. I don’t think the biological clock is ticking more than her need to prove she can get a man to marry her. I’m sure it will be great fodder for fans who live vicariously through her. I hope she doesn’t have kids. She seems like a selfish person. Of course she’ll blame her fans on why she doesn’t have them but really she is just too selfish to change her lifestyle for anyone.

Imagine the Swiftie Wedding Tsunami if this is true. Those heifers will be pressuring their boyfriends to propose immediately or will be scouring for a man to ring them.

The wedding will be the spectacle of the century.

Did she get her rabies vaccination yet?

He, his anti-radiation pills??

Pregnancy would severely affect the most important thing in her life - her career.

She marries this year, baby next year, retirement, 5-7 years down the road a Vegas residency that shatters all records.

Taylor got Harrison Buttlicker's message and decided that being a wife and mom was more fulfilling than being the biggest popstar on the planet. She'll be announcing her retirement, right after she finishes making Kelce a sandwich

R33 Why would they be with each other for over five years if they didn't like each other?

^ Why did you stop the meds and decide to hound every thread here. You're a fucked up freak and you know it

[quote] by all accounts, she’s actually pretty mellow and easy to work with

I heard a story about her going off at a stadium concessionaire with RED in the title and wanted to shut it down. She had already okayed it so it would have been a legal issue at that point but she went off at the stadium staff who stood their ground.

Read the fine print, you money-grubbing bitch.

Where is she registered? Target?

^ At this point she could probably buy Target

R47 Huh?

[quote] she's 1000 times more well known than he is. He's dating her for the exposure and he's actively seeking acting roles.

The guy is a 2 or 3 times Super Bowl Champion and possible Pro Football Hall of Famer. Now, that might not mean much to anybody but this argument that Kelce needs Swift "for the exposure" is a bit of a stretch.

In fact, one could argue that it speaks to his confidence and security that he doesn't require a woman who is 2nd fiddle to him.

[quote] The divorce album will be epic

Lol! and so true.

^ I thought that was weird, but I guess if you don't know football you don't understand

R52 Yeah, but no one outside of the US knows anything about NFL

[quote]The guy is a 2 or 3 times Super Bowl Champion and possible Pro Football Hall of Famer. Now, that might not mean much to anybody but this argument that Kelce needs Swift "for the exposure" is a bit of a stretch.

The world is bigger than the United States. Whether he is interested in that world is anyone's guess, but he and his sport are now getting more attention and exposure worldwide. Plus, there are her female American fans, many of whom would never have heard of him otherwise.

🤞🏼murder-suicide🤞🏼

🤞🏼murder-suicide🤞🏼

🤞🏼murder-suicide🤞🏼

She'll make Angelina Jolie seem reasonable when they divorce.

[quote] She'll make Angelina Jolie seem reasonable when they divorce.

You saw what she did when Katy Perry informed her ex-dancers that she would be going on tour.

[quote]Pregnancy would severely affect the most important thing in her life - her career.

I don't think it would. She's tall and would barely look pregnant. And then there are nannies and Grandparents to raise the kid while she's touring.

R59 she can get a surrogate, wear a moon bump, and just eat whatever she wants for 9 months. The American public are idiots they easily believe fake pregnancies.

Becoming a mother is usually the career kiss-of-death for female songwriters.

Her team of anonymous songwriters will cover that, R61.

Hitched and Happy

I used to cry myself to sleep, thinking you were the one,

But now I've found a love that shines brighter than the sun.

We'll walk down the aisle, hand in hand, side by side,

Our love will be our anchor, our bond that won't subside.

Chorus:

Marriage is the best revenge, they say,

I've found my happiness in a whole new way.

With you by my side, I'll conquer it all,

Together we'll stand tall, never to fall.

Remember that time you left me hanging, feeling so blue,

Now I've got a partner who's loyal and true.

We'll build a life together, create memories to last,

Our love will be a story that's written in the past.

Marriage is the best revenge, they say,......

Two alcoholics.

Dry drunk at R64.

Nah. I think he'll be out in the fall once the season begins. He's gotten what he wants out of her, which is more exposure and more gigs, and she now has material for her next album.

The NFL will push the "How is Travis doing?" narrative for the season.

It’s all so predictable.

Taylor needs a baby daddy. 'Tis the whole point. Tall, athlete ...

Except the perpetually drunk part, I guess. If I were a celebrity female in need of sperm, his would be on the bottom of my list.

If this is a fake relationship and all her other relationships were fake (including a 6 year relationship with a d list actor and a rebound with a racist junkie), why doesn't she gets into a real relationship then? She's attractive and definitely famous and rich enough to pick any guy she wants. (gaylors don't reply)

R67 If she wanted a baby, why not have it with a decent guy she I attracted to?

Go stand in the middle of a roaring fire op

Someone knows something.

It ain’t you. You don’t know shit

I know she’s basic as fuck.

You must be bored

[quote] She's attractive and definitely famous and rich enough to pick any guy she wants. (gaylors don't reply)

Depends what you mean by pick.

To fuck, yes.

To marry, no. She’s a LOT.

The break-up album will be epic, y'all.

She won't marry him. I doubt she will ever marry anyone. Once she reached a certain threshold in her life I think she knew she would stay single. She had a choice, career or marriage and I believe she chose.

Marry fuck kill, I don't care just as long as she encourages her fans to vote Biden in November.

not only perpetually drunk but perpetually ugly. they look weird together.

If she wanted a baby she should have had one with Joe Alwyn, the best looking of the men she has been linked with

It's the beginning of the end, they will be broke up by the time football season starts

R5

Don’t you worry even a little bit. My sources tell me you will never ever have to deal with them directly. You will be a Fan boy or a Fan boy hater from afar.

R68, they are not fake relationships. Why would a billionaire A lister waste their time with that? She's hoping Travis will marry her next year and that they'll have a baby in 2026, by which time she'll be 37.

This is their future

She must want a baby.

Rumor is Matty Healey is engaged will there be teardrops on her guitar tonight?

Ratty Healy is definitely engaged to his girlfriend with the weird eyes. She's eight years younger than Taylor. Taylor will be pressuring Chewbacca to propose to her now.

Why are eyes so strange?

Travis is a bad influence, she got caught wiping her nose and then wiping it off on her costume :)

[quote] [R17], she's 1000 times more well known than he is. He's dating her for the exposure and he's actively seeking acting roles.

I hope he has some sense of what life with her will be like when he is NOT with a Superbowl-winning NFL franchise. He is at the peak of his popularity at this moment in time. The only way is down.

R90

No the NFL Hall of Fame is hardly down. He will be legend

You play your body finally gives out you have to give it up. And then of course like every other fucking person in time the only way is down.

He said he wants to be a football broadcaster. He is not as smart and self aware as his brother. Although he might make it interesting, I think Tom Brady is going to be boring as a broadcaster.

I don't believe a word of this. Her father runs her life. Well....maybe her father wanted her to marry travis. Ugh.

Kelce is smart enough, you don’t need to be a rocket scientist to be a football announcer. Any time I’ve seen him in interviews, etc. he seems pleasant and clever. And I like the fact that he didn’t cave to the nutso anti-vaxxers, who hammered him over his Covid vaccine ad.

R93 You have amazing insight into the Kielce family. I am really impressed.

[QUOTE] hope he has some sense of what life with her will be like when he is NOT with a Superbowl-winning NFL franchise. He is at the peak of his popularity at this moment in time. The only way is down.

She doesn't care. She was with C List actor Joe Alwyn for six years and would have married him if he'd asked her. She's 36 next year and her fertility is on borrowed time.

[quote]She's 36 next year and her fertility is on borrowed time.

She's 34 now. She might get pregnant in the next 3-6 months.

Travis was not cute as a boy and he still looks like a Neanderthal, with her chubby genes she should go with somebody else to procreate, maybe that's why she got so mad at Joe Alwyn because he wouldn't marry her

[QUOTE] She might get pregnant in the next 3-6 months.

Nope. She's on tour until December.

Well, I suppose the most advanced fertility treatments known to (wo)man will be available to her, should she want to conceive.

Dionne Warwick is called Corpse

He must have quite the cock.

R39 she has plenty of time

Interesting timing, because her ex from last summer, the insufferably named Matty Healy, announced his last night.

r104 that's probably why she got "the squad" together to make it look like she is loving life and that it doesn't bother her

[quote]Ratty Healy is definitely engaged to his girlfriend with the weird eyes.

My sister and I call her Dead Eyes. She used to live with Basic Model Levi Dylan, then suddenly was all over Matty last summer and moved out a week later. She used to cook in her IG stories and seemed to be a mellow person when wasn't in front of a camera. She hasn't cooked lately because she's been working for Brat and Wang, the sex pesty designer. That's why she mentioned Brat in the engagement ring story last night.

Nah the Brat reference in lime green was to Charli XCX's new album, Brat. Gabbriette and Ratty got engaged at a Charli concert last night. Taylor Swift would not have known about that at 8pm London time on Tuesday though. Gabbriette didn't post the ring until 9am UK time on Wed.

r107 Matty's mother said they have been engaged for weeks, they just made it Instagram official last night

Oh, sorry. I saw Brat on her pass and that she was being photographed and assumed it was a designer. I'm woefully unhip.

Not sure when TayIor would have seen it, but I went to bed at 1am U.S. time and had already seen the ring on her IG story last night. She posted it 21 hours ago (I just checked the time stamp on her story) and Ratty eventually shared it later.

When Gabbriette wrote 'marrying the 1975' she was also referring to their friend Charli XcX who is marrying Matty Healy's bandmate George. Couple of huge junkies.

[quote]with her chubby genes

What "chubby genes", Agnes? She was frightfully underweight for most of her adult life and is now a healthy, slim size.

r111 her mother, father, and brother have been overweight. People talk about the time when Taylor wanted Taco Bell and her mother told her there are no overweight pop stars.

R112 Jesus. Well that explains the years of anorexia.

Prince William and his children are at her concert tonight

Looks like Travis, his brother Jason and wife Kylie, and father Ed are at the same concert

Ross was there again with Travis, I am starting to think they are actually the real couple

R52 Tries to construct an argument but cannot be arsed to be more accurate than "two or three times" that Kelce has been on a winning Super Bowl team. Way to convince us of his being well-known, r52!

Taylor is a global star. Know the difference.

R98, Are you mentally ill? Body dysmorphic?

r118 her mother, brother, and father have all been obese. That's what I meant is that she has a chubby gene.

Is there a pre-nup?

Taygreedy controls her weight via phentermine, cocaine, and regular liposuction from her thighs and stomach, with the fat transferred into her naturally flat ass. She needs to have it done again as her thighs are getting beefy.

It does always make sense to collect and send off both the recycled and the trash on the one same scheduled day, I say.

If she wasn't rich, 100% Taylor would have been ⁸in her fat frau era by now. Complete with piggy eyes, because she wouldn't have had blepharoplasty if she wasn't famous.

R123, You're talking out of your arse. She has, as I've posted, always been slender. You have nothing but general misogyny to "justify" your post.

You'd probably say that about Karen Carpenter, too.

She would be looking more like her mother

She was massive on the Rep tour. Legs like a lumberjack.

Scroll down the post to see her gigantic thighs.

She's also said she was anorexic between 2012-2014. She also got a boob job in 2015, going from AA to D.

Tay-Tay's tatas are no "D"s!