Would you pay $80,000 to eat the ass of your dreams?

Not a rat’s chance in Hell.

Neaux.

Shaun is a bit full of himself. Ever since he and his husband got dragged for that wildly inappropriate dance at their friend’s wedding I have been giving him the side eye 😒.

This faggot overvalued his hole by $80,005.

Never heard of him. But those are crazy ass eyes.

Absolutely if I had that kind of cash to burn. To say I’m obsessed with beautiful butts on beautiful men is an understatement. And I would find the power exchange/negotiation a turn on!

Pix, please, before I decide.

If I want to dine on shit I'll crap into my own bowl and save myself 80K.

From reading the linked article, both of these clowns drift in and out of relationships when the mood hits them, and neither one of them seems genetically capable of being single for any length of time.

There's something seriously wrong with both of these princesses.

My (straight) brother-in-law was working outdoors yesterday when he was offered $600 by a very shady man who claimed he only wanted to jerk him off. He declined but told my sister it was oddly flattering. News of this $80k rimjob offer would send him into a spiral of insecurity.

I ate Sean Storms ass for free and he ate mine. He filmed it and put it up on his OF site. It still turns up every so often on other sites as well.

Such a random amount. Two edible, well-sculpted, muscular asses could easily go for $100,000+ these days, so why the discount?

Paying $80,000? That would be INSANITY!

The story was that they had a houseboy who babysat their kids as well as sexually servicing Shaun and his hubs.

These guys are a little questionable in my book, but to each his own.

Listening to him talk, he seems like a nice enough guy. But his narcissism is off the charts. That’s such a turn off to me.

I sort of expect that level of narcissism from celebrities (though I’m not sure this Shaun qualifies as a celebrity).

But I hate how this type of narcissism has filtered down to the average person. I barely check my Instagram anymore because I don’t like what I’m learning about some of my friends.

Yes, for Henry Cavill, Chris Hemsworth or Channing Tatum.

Which ass would you rather?

You people don’t understand, the people who make these offers are wealthy Saudis or Asians for whom this is the price of a weekend getaway.

It seems creepy.