UFC Fighter Bryce Mitchell says he will homeschool his son so he won't "turn gay"

Good. One less kid on the public school teat.

I would never have known who this ugly douche was if you hadn’t posted this.

I'm sure he - PERSONALLY - will not homeschool his child. He'll farm that out to the little woman.

If he doesn’t want his son to turn gay he should change jobs.

HE is the one rolling around on the floor in underwear, legs wrapped around some sweaty muscular man(also in underwear), embracing him, for money.

Sounds pretty gay to me. I mean he is his child’s role model.

He should stick to sport and try not to think too much. They don’t go together

Father of the Year!

Those haircuts are like stapling a swastika to your forehead

That face screams "I think about having sex with men all the time!"

He’s making such a mistake! My favorite class in fourth grade was “being homosexual and sucking dick.”

When you have to post something to EXPRESSLY SAY something about not turning gay...

YOU FEEL GAY AND NEED TO DEFLECT THAT FEELING TO MOST EVERYONE WHO NEVER REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY.

And now, you will be seen that way.

Reality Check for Mr. Mitchell: if your son is gay, he's already gay. Where he receives his education won't change that.

[quote]He then went on to claim Edgar Allan Poe is a problem because he made love to his cousin.“My son ain’t gonna be reading no Edgar Allan Poe, ok? He’s gonna be reading the Bible,”

Numbers 36 may trouble little Tucker even more than "The Bells":

For Mahlah, Tirzah, and Hoglah, and Milcah, and Noah, the daughters of Zelophehad, were married unto their fathers brothers' sons: And they were married into the families of the sons of Manasseh the son of Joseph, and their inheritance remained in the tribe of the family of their father. These are the commandments and the judgments, which the Lord commanded by the hand of Moses unto the children of Israel in the plains of Moab by Jordan near Jericho.

His elven face is giving "closeted power bottom".

Teh Bells.

Toward the end of that video, even little Tucker begins to realize his daddy is nutty as a fruitcake

Yes, it’s being isolated for years with only one male father figure and influence on his life that won’t “make him gay” 😬😬😬

his fighter nickname is thug nasty

What a fucking retard. Is UFC like boxing? That'd explain some of the stupid if he's been hit in the head a lot

[quote]He should stick to sport and try not to think too much. They don’t go together

R5 Clearly not in this case, and thinking is obviously not one of his strengths either. Always play to your strengths and avoid anything that will focus attention on your weaknesses

[quote]Reality Check for Mr. Mitchell: if your son is gay, he's already gay. Where he receives his education won't change that.

R11 I suspect Reality and Mr Mitchell are not close acquaintances and never have been

What happened to HIM in school that made him think it forms your sexual orientation? I fell in love with my metalwork teacher when I was 12. I had lurid fantasies that still entertain me.

This guy must only be able to count up to the numbers of fingers on one hand because the rate of gays and lesbians is nowhere near as high as public school attendance.

This guy has obv taken too many kicks to the head, maybe the press should stop interviewing tards like this.

[quote]R5: He should stick to sport and try not to think too much.

Tell us you’re British without saying you’re British.

Based on image search, Daddy Bryce Mitchell looks kinda GAY to me.

He looks more "slow" than gay.

He'd have to be, R23, if he really believes that stupidity.

UFC is low class bottom of the barrel "entertainment" for low class bottom of the barrel people.

Here he is............ Many DLers would open their holes for him.

CTE bump.

He ought to be more concerned that his kid doesn't grow up to be a UFC fighter.

He clearly takes it up the ass.

You can tell he used spellcheck for big words like "violence" and figured he knew the small ones like "fite." What a total fucking douche nozzle.

R30 I went back and read the article OP linked - you're right, here's another gem from this genius

[quote]“remember i just got love in my heart so if sumone twists my words and makes me look like the bad guy, u will kno the real enemy.”

Oh Dear! Oh Dear!

He’s at it again.

[quote] UFC president and CEO Dana White has condemned comments made by featherweight fighter Bryce Mitchell on his podcast where he defended Adolf Hitler, denied the holocaust happened and took aim at both the LGBTQ+ and Jewish communities in a shocking rant.

[quote] "I've heard a lot of dumb and ignorant s--- said over the years, but this is probably the worst," White said in a statement to ESPN. "First of all, when you talk about Hitler, he was responsible for the death of 6 million Jews and it was his intent to completely eliminate Jewish people. And that's a guy you would want to go fishing with?"

[quote] "Hitler is one of the most disgusting and evil human beings to ever walk the Earth, and anyone that even tries to take an opposing position is a moron," the statement continued. "That's the problem with the internet and social media. You provide a platform to a lot of dumb and ignorant people."

Is it too soon to call CPS?

Don’t drop the soap in the shower, kid.

He is definitely self loathing. I can always tell.

Nazi.

It will assuage my mom’s guilt when I let her know that I turned gay because I had to write a book report on The Raven in sixth grade.

Thanks, Bryce!

[quote]That's the problem with the internet and social media. You provide a platform to a lot of dumb and ignorant people.

And allowing him to keep his job isn't providing him with a platform, Dana?

He looks like he low key likes finger and hole play.

Low key

He’s right about there being evil. He’s unaware that he is evil himself!

Bryce reveals himself to be a "double featherweight," in body and in mind.

I was going to cook cauliflower tonight, but after looking at R32s pic, I quickly changed my mind.

He is a deranged MAGA zombie. I feel bad for his kid. This is child abuse. Why can't these sick fucks be sterile?

Yeah, R7. Agreed.

Anytime I see someone with that haircut or an extra long beard or facial hair that looks like a mop, I know to stay away.

[quote] UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell details gruesome groin injury suffered in power drill accident

[quote] Pro tip: Do not stick power drills in your pocket

Mitchell's post describing his accident:

[quote] so i was gunna train today but I ripped my nutsack in half. im bout to get stitched up. i was holdn a board over my head with a drill n my pants. i was sizin up the board n the drill went off n tangled my nuts up n it. i dropped the board and reversed the drill and untangled my nutsack but they was ripped n half. im serious too lol. i obviously cant post a pic. but wen my nuts r seald back up ima come train again. i think a high kick would re rip them haha. and if i hear any shitty punts bout how … this is nutty or screwed up i aint talked to u for bout a month. if ure gunna drop a pun to make fun of me at least put sum thot into lol.”

What?! Whatever for?! Don't most men want their sons to turn out to be like Daddy?

Omg R46. It all reads like parody but nope, it’s real.

R43 imagine the rabbit hole on that. Can make pizza crust.

He’s not nearly as cute as my niece Apollonia, despite her donkey butt.

According to his Wiki page:

[quote]Mitchell has a degree in economics from Harding University.

No way in fucking hell does this guy have a degree in anything, not even from a Bible-thumping pissant little private school in Arkansas.

R19 good question.

It would be really interesting to ask one of these guys a few questions. Why are they even thinking about gay stuff? Who is it that made him think about gays? Why does he feel the need to openly be homophobic? Why does he have that haircut. We could learn a lot.

I don’t get it. I like guys, admit it, and it’s sporadic interest. Some guys like these literally want men more than I do but fight so hard to be reactionary. Doth do protest much?

Saying all this while wearibg a rainbow colored necklace??

Anyone who thinks that far into it and worries that hard is projecting something. And we gays know what it is because we've seen it all our lives. Straight men don't really worry about their kids going to school for something like this. He sounds like a moron.

Apparently his son is named after Tucker Carlson.

[quote]The Arkansas native recently revealed that he met his wife, Erin Handlow after she saw him on Carlson’s show.

that poor kid. I feel sorry for him. I think we all know how this story will end.