Whose Celebrity Cock 🍆Have You Seen?

I need a detailed description of David Duchovny’s please!

Rodney Dangerfield?! Have you no respect?

Rodney would walk around in a robe and no underwear. He didnt give a fuck.

I would pay him to put some underwear on.

Milton Berle does have a massive penis.

R1 Long and thick. Seen in the showers at the long gone Sports Connection gym in West Hollywood circa 90-91 when he was on Twin Peaks.

We were checking each other out in the shower. Surprised to find out he was “straight” later on.

I also had a long, non-sexual conversation with Jeffrey Jones (Amadeus, Ferris Beuller’s Day Off) in the sauna. He jerked his dick the entire time. It was awkward.

Parker Stevenson 1985

What were the circumstances R7?

Fyvush Finkel

Bunch of amateurs!!! Mine could start WW3 at the press of a button.

A thousand years ago, Robert Redford, unfortunately. It ruined my fantasies. Let’s just say it was very unimpressive.

My god. You’re not going to get sued. Spill the fucking details and circumstances of these alleged sightings or shut the fuck up!

Duchovny is a sex addict, he’s definitely tried some gay shit.

There's a good shot of Duchovny's ass and the back of his dangly balls in the movie The Rapture.

Jackee Harry makes a lot of shit up.

Anthony Perkins? How?

Peter Krause

R16 I guess it would be helpful to include circumstances and descriptions of these sightings if possible.

Perkins cruised me at the urinals of a movie theater restroom in the late ‘80s. He was making ooh and aah noises while pulling on his dick. It was yellowish and crinkly, average sized but looked like it could have been a grower. I’d had an earlier encounter with him a few years prior when he tried to pick me up in a book store. I panicked and fled. This time, however I was open to playing with him, but my movie was about to start so I left.

Oooh and ahhh noises? Jeez,, what a psycho!

Jared Leto, very impressive and I have the pics to prove it

R21 post them

r19, that must have been some movie to pull you away from the Perkins penis. Guess he was fooling around while married.

Regis Philbin. Anybody want pics?

bea arthur

[quote]A thousand years ago, Robert Redford, unfortunately. It ruined my fantasies. Let’s just say it was very unimpressive.

That face and body a thousand years ago (or at least well into the 1990s) more than make up for whatever shortcomings he may have had in other areas.

You're clearly insane.

Some those names OP... You must be an undertaker.

[quote]We were checking each other out in the shower. Surprised to find out he was “straight” later on.

I worked in a store where Tea Leoni was a client at the time and David would come in with her. It was a small store. He would sit back, arms stretched out over the back of the bench with a big ole manspread going on, knees going back and forth so that big ole knob imprint played peekaboo. He was so sexy. Meanwhile Tea Leoni was giving off the strongest butch lesbian vibes with my manager who was a lesbian herself. So much so, that my manager got flustered with Tea really up close in her personal space. It was funny because I had a huge crush on David and she had a huge crush on Tea.

OP is a necrophiliac.

R8, a mutual handjob in the toilet of a restaurant.

Steve Buscemi

Donald Trump's. It's tiny.

OP's baby photos must be cave paintings. Funny how the Hormel heir's meat was uncut, when all his family did was cut meat. Oh the humanity.

Jason Robards in the gents at Lincoln Center.

Big guy.

I hit puberty in the early 70s and was pretty much obsessed with Robert Redford's bulge (and so many other bulges, list is too long) and always saw it as big enough if not prominent at times.

Now r11 has me wondering if most of it was my imagination.

I had the pleasure of seeing Ben Affleck's bulge in the locker room. Damn that boy is huge!

[quote] [R19], that must have been some movie to pull you away from the Perkins penis. Guess he was fooling around while married.

Perkins slept with many men while he was married to Berry Berenson.

Saw a picture in Sean Bean. Cashew nuts are bigger

So lucky to have seen 90s David Duchovny in all his glory. He was smoking hot back then.

And yes, I believe he's done stuff with other men. Most sex addicts are like that.

If Anthony Perkins had a "yellowish" dick, I'm not sure I'd want to miss my movie to service it.

I want to hear more about the handjob with Parker Stevenson. Spill! What year was this? Where did this happen? What was the conversation?

gary Sinise- we were both at the urinals after his Snake Eyes movie premiere at paramount its a nice size flaccid

Tony Dow

Josh Groban. Average sized. Cut. Nice bush.

Terence Howard...hung like a cashew

Some that I have seen: Doug Savant..HUGE uncut thick and he LOVED to show it off! Ed Burns: Beautiful long pink and thick!

Dick Sargent...and he knew how to use it

WHERE DID YOU FUCKERS SEE THEM? Quit just posting names and no details, you fucking idiots. How big or small? Sex involved? Details!

r43 = Ken Osmond

NPH and Josh Radnor in " The Paris Letter" in LA. Radnor just ran across the stage - not too big, buried in a clump of black pubes. NPH naked on stage for about five minutes - nice size, cut, beautifully trimmed pubes, great ass, and no other body hair.

Matt Damon getting out of the shower at his Hollywood gym. He's so fucking sexy and confident. I could have dropped to my knees right then. Big hard dick with luscious balls.

I was at the Hyatt Regency in Cincinnati several years ago. I went to use the hot tub. Imagine my surprise when I saw Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis sitting in the jacuzzi. I joined them, and they were very pleasant. I was stunned when they got up to leave and Ashton was wearing a speedo. It's a good thing I was sitting in water because I had an instant boner. Ashton was HUGE.

I seem to remember an old DL story about Pete Rose being a proud exhibitionist. the poster mentioned other athletes who weren't as surprising to me.

I saw Tony Goldwyn naked at the gym in the 90’s, cut nice size, bigger than average dick and a beautiful body

Chris Meloni, familiar nudity but always spent an inordinate amount of time naked after his shower.

Kevin Bacon, tall thin and longish cut cock. Another one who loved being naked.

Stephan Spinella gave one of the best blow jobs I’ve ever had.

Hey R51, I wasn’t hard because I was interested in a fag like you! I was thinking of Luciana!

Leo DiCaprio was taking a shit at the Staples Center in LA in the late 90's. When he went to wash his hands, he had to readjust himself. He's got a little wiener.

Paul Lynde went streaking down Hollywood Blvd. in the late 60's or early 70's. He had a big floppy dick with some nice balls.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar taking a leak next to me at a theater in West Hollywood. He was wearing blue bikini briefs which covered, I must say, a very nice package. His dick was on the larger side, but nothing too extreme.

Jerry Stiller....seriously.

Gio Benitez from Good Morning America goes to my gym. He showers after his workout and often walks around in a towel, showing off his ripped physique. One day, I caught him dropping his towel as he walked in the shower. He saw me looking and winked, and gave his package a little tug for me. Nine inches easy. And oh his smooth ass! His husband is one lucky man.

R61 which gym and location?

Isn't it amazing how all celebs are hung!

R62 Reebok on the upper west side

R63 except for Leo apparently.

Al Parker. In person at a urinal, attending a benefit.

Seth Macfarlane

Raviv Ricky Ullman. You’ve all seen his jerk off vid. Sucked him off. Lots of cum. Gorgeous dick, body, face.

Jack Bailey was caught stroking himself in the sauna at his gym. I won't describe his dick. You can see it in action yourself on any porn site.

Ronn Moss (the old Ridge Forrester, worst actor ever) has a tiny weenie.

r67

more details please

r68

what vid?

[quote]Isn't it amazing how all celebs are hung!

I think you're confusing cause-and-effect.

Casey Donavan/Cal Culver - I walked into the men's room at the 50th Street /8th Avenue Subway station in the early 80's and was alone at the urinal with a semi erection at the urinal. Needless to say, it was beautiful in the flesh (as was he). We played with ourselves and watch each other masturbate until a train pulled into the station and a few people came into the bathroom. I zipped up and headed out to the gym.

The very same gym where I saw Victor Garber in the shower many times. Average and a decent looking guy but wasn't my type. Another member of the gym who was my type was Cully Holland, an actor who is mainly known as the boyfriend in Til Tuesday's "Voices Carry" video. He was a gorgeous guy with a toned, athletic physique and a long, thick intact cock. Total Greek God material. Unfortunately he died at 33 years of age in the early 90's. There was quite a bit of action in that gym's steamroom but never with Victor Garber or Cully Holland. It had a pool that was open 24 hrs and was quite popular with steamroom aficionado members after theater or bar hopping.

Jude Law and Maxwell Caulfield on the NY stage.

R17. When? Where? I LOVE him.

This thread is making LPSG blush, you best believe it. DL still has all the sizemeat verificatia of yore.

[quote]Perkins cruised me at the urinals. I was open to playing with him, but my movie was about to start so I left.

When you know you're finished in Hollywood.

David Duchovny went full frontal in the Henry Jaglom movie New Year’s Day, late 1980s.

[quote][R17]. When? Where? I LOVE him.

In a changing room for a h.s. play we were both in together.

R11 I kinda figured that any guy who buys a town and starts a film festival and names it all after his most recognized character has something he’s compensating for.

[quote]Leo DiCaprio was taking a shit at the Staples Center in LA in the late 90's. When he went to wash his hands, he had to readjust himself. He's got a little wiener.

Bobbie Brown claims he fucked her with his long girthy schlong. Maybe she was paying back a debt.

Millie Bobbie Brown, r82?

LOL R83. No.

Ryan Idol in " Making Porn."

Jack Wrangler at a urinal in Philadelphia in the late 1970s. He was about 5-4 and so his cock looked bigger on film.

I love that Jack Wrangler documentary. He had an interesting life.

My buddy saw Randy Spears stroking himself in a stall at a Home Depot in LA

Great thread for once.

[quote]Jack Bailey was caught stroking himself in the sauna at his gym. I won't describe his dick. You can see it in action yourself on any porn site.

The host of "Queen for a Day"?

Camilla Cabello's..8in soft

[quote] The host of "Queen for a Day"?

Gurl, she was a queen [italic]every[/italic] day.

David Duchovny seems like one of those straight guys that wouldn't deny he's done man on man. And he's probably straight but just a sex addict.

Kevin Spirtas of Days of Our Lives at Spa Castle in Queens. Nice shower, manicured pubes. He appeared to be on a date with a younger guy. We chatted for a bit, but I didn't let on that I knew who he was.

Details PLEASE, r43!

R88 - out of curiosity, how long ago was that?

Some of thee were so long ago they must have been in black and white.

The late George Maharis. Big. A time ago.

That was in hieroglyphs.

R68 are u a man or a woman? By all accounts, he is straight

Hushbinsh, butalwayshoft!

Everybody seems to have had Maharis. He is a regular on eldergay threads. Was he such a big slut?

R86, You never heard me complain.

I watched JFK Jr. raw dog college student Justin Trudeau on a beach in the Exuma Cays. Magnificent cocks, holes and bodies! I think Johnny Depp, also a guest, was watching as well.

Scott Bakula.

He was 21 and fucking a girl I knew. Not huge but a nice straight cock. Cut.

R105, How did you happen to see his cock?

Matt Damon.

I gave him an airport chapel blow job and after he came he pulled out of my mouth, said, "Fag," and walked out.

A huge cock.

R107 could be anybody.

Mark Wahlberg

I gave him an hotel restroom blow job and after he came he pulled out of my mouth, punched me in the eye and blinded me, and said, "Let's do it again sometime, gook," and walked out.

A huge cock.

I've seen a couple of professional athletes in the showers at my gym. Nothing to write home about.

Their butts on the other hand...Whoa, Nellie!

Cockgobbler isn’t a celebrity but he’s a whore. Nothing to write home about.

That Fastbender dude, he’s got a big one.

R96 Late 90's or so

Richard Gere

My cousin saw porn star Mark Davis rubbing one out in a stall at a Lowe's in Vegas.

My nephew saw porn star Jon Dough stroking one out in a stall at a K-Mart in Missoula, Montana.

Can people really not help themselves from masturbating in public? I guess you have a sex addiction...

In 1998 Jack and Margaret sued the city when she fell and broke her knee so bad she couldn't kneel in front of that meat and take care of it:

Margaret Whiting sues New York for $3 million

NEW YORK (CNN) -- Margaret Whiting, a pop singer famous in the 1940s and '50s, is suing the city of New York for $3 million after she says she stepped in a pothole and broke her knee. Whiting, 73, says in court papers filed this week that she suffered the injury April 24 in Manhattan. She contends the pothole caused her to fall into a crosswalk.

Whiting is asking $2 million in damages for her injuries. Her husband-manager, former porn actor Jack Wrangler, asks $1 million for loss of his wife's conjugal fellowship and companionship. The lawsuit also names Consolidated Edison and City Wide Asphalt Paving Co., a Con Edison subcontractor, as defendants.

Among Whiting's hits were several written by composer-lyricist Johnny Mercer, including "Moonlight in Vermont," "Baby, It's Cold Outside" and "Black Magic."

Jack was an undergrad with me at Northwestern. Totally unmemorable, except that he borrowed my lp of the OCB of Tovarich and never returned it. It was only a few years later when he bulked up and revealed his enormous schlong that we were aware he was hung.

Joshua Morrow from the soap world is fucking hung.

Mr. Edwards

R120, His ass is quite delicious.

I tell you what... I know he's out of the business... but damn... Randy Spears is still one fine piece of ass.

I blew Eddie Cibrian at a Ramada Inn in West Hollywood. That man was WELL endowed. 8 inches soft.

R124 are you man or woman? More details and circumstances…

Are you a penised person, r124?

R126 Yes, but not as penised as Eddie.

I felched Eddie Cibrian's fresh load out of Gilles Marini's hole.

Probably half these posts should be followed by a "Sure, Jan."

R124 is Brandi talking about their honeymoon

I fisted Kevin Spirtas in Manhattan. It wasnt that long ago and it was HIS idea. His dick never got hard and was definitely not sizable.

In the mid 90's, I was a production assistant on ER. Part of my job was helping locate the actors when they were ready to shoot a scene. One day, they were ready to do a scene with Noah Wyle but he wasn't on set. No big deal... 90 percent of the time, he was out back having a cig. We looked and looked but we could not find him. Turns out, he was in his car with his dick out having a wank. His dick was average but his load was impressive.

[quote]Anthony Perkins? How?

In the shower. But he had to lift his granny dress first.

So he let you watch him until he came, r132? Should have given him a helping hand. Or mouth.

I once had to share a changing area with Tom Wopat for a Broadway charity event. When he took his jeans off he was going commando. Very nice sized dick and uncut I think.

Elliot Page's.

Swear to God, it was as big as his arm. In fact, parts of it was his arm.

You're terrible, R136!

Eddie Haskell had a small dick, but Lumpy's was big.

Glenn Scarpelli! Damn that man loves to be naked and show off. His dick his gigantic and he can cum buckets.

Glenn and his husband host a lot of sex parties in Arizona where they live. Good times.

r140

and where can I get an invite?

Don't show up wearing a terra cotta pot r141. It give Glenn a setback.

My stepdad saw Tony Tedeschi stroking himself in a stall at a Menards in Des Moines, Iowa.

I've jerked it in a few strange places over the years but never in a restroom at a home improvement store.

Travis Stork from the Doctors used to go to my gym. Sometimes he'd be so horned up in the locker room, he'd start stroking while he was chit chatting with the other guys in the locker room. Then he'd get in the shower and get right to town. Nice cock. Big balls.

Saw Michael Corbett, who played David Kimball in the Young and the Restless, in the NYU gym locker room, I think around 1980. Kinda small cock.

Did you suck him off R146?

Helen Lawson, Tallulah, and Bea Arthur during the pre-Broadway "ZIEGFELD FOLLIES".

Lawson would put Forrest Tucker to shame.

Saw Robert Reed at a bar in the early 80's. He was standing at the urinal when I had to pee. His dick was gigantic. I sucked him off and he came in my mouth. So tasty!

I blew Ricard Speck.

No, I didn't suck Michael Corbett. I just saw him naked in the locker room.

Let me tell you guys something. Ben Affleck struggles so much in his relationships because he's into dudes! I've had that huge dick in my mouth and loved every second of it. That man can fuck!

I have said this plenty of times on here, but I sucked of Roger Bart twice. The first time I didn't know who he was. Beautiful cock. I love when guys you least expect turn out to have a big beautiful dick.

We do love you, Roger Bart Blowjob Bro!

Kevin is a friend of mine R131 I always wanted to fuck him. Maybe just as well I haven't lol

We know you ducked of him, but did you suck him off? That is the question.💦

sucked* of him

[quote]His dick never got hard and was definitely not sizable.

I wait for the erection to happen before I make that determination.

I saw a soap star in the mens room while I was attending an event.

Yes, I peeked at the urinal. He had THE largest soft dick I have ever seen in my life. Most of the men I have been with were not as large hard and engorged as his soft dick.

Thankfully he was talking to someone to the right of him (I was to his left) and did not notice my lengthy stare at his dangling dong.

This is like reading the Penthouse Forum back in the day. Lots of fantasies here

[quote] I fisted Kevin Spirtas in Manhattan. It wasnt that long ago and it was HIS idea.

*clutches pearls*

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Duchovny is known to be an odd 🦆.

He's very standoffish....unless he's in the mood for attention and worship, which he gladly accepts from both genders. He is supposedly very well hung.

I've heard stories about the way he treats waitstaff etc. and he must be bipolar, because half of them swear he's an angel and the other half say he's a monster.

Lindsey 1979 gay club SC

R163, are you talking about Lady G?

Lady G at the saunas? Well I’m be darned.

[quote] Saw Robert Reed at a bar in the early 80's. He was standing at the urinal when I had to pee. His dick was gigantic. I sucked him off and he came in my mouth. So tasty!

Sure, Jan.

Eva Gabor’s!

r152=Matt Damon

R124 the Ramada Inn in WH description which is weirdly situated makes this story more plausible.

If I saw Randy Spears jerking himself anywhere, I'd be on my back faster than Blanche Devereaux.

I wanna know how OP saw that mix of cocks! Especially the ambassador.

R152=fag.

R171 I’ve already talked about Anthony Perkins. The others were mostly in the shower room at a West Hollywood gym that attracted many recognizable celebrities. I had paid extra for a private locker room that required key code. There was very little traffic in there. One afternoon a hot guy was staring at me and started jerking off. I did the same. It was Gordon Thomson, the guy who played Adam Carrington on Dynasty. This was during the time he was still on the show.

As far as Ambassador Hormel, I encountered him sometime in the mid ‘90s when I lived in SF. I used to work out at the Golden Gate YMCA. It had busy sauna and steam room. Hormel and I cruised each other in the sauna and I jerked him off a bit. I could barely get my hand around it. Juicy foreskin.

R145 - was he cut or uncut? He gives off cut energy to me, but I wondered about him. He's a gorgeous guy. You're fortunate to have seen that one.

Hormel packed a lot of meat? Well, duh!

I'm sure my brother saw a lot; he used to go to the Chelsea Piers gym. I'm not going to ask him, though.

This was a fun thread until the usual suspects decided to try to be funny.

[quote]I'm sure my brother saw a lot; he used to go to the Chelsea Piers gym. I'm not going to ask him, though.

If two brothers can't talk about celebrity cock sizes, what can they talk about?

[quote] If two brothers can't talk about celebrity cock sizes, what can they talk about?

The summer movie releases, Rose!

Hormel looks like he would be packing. Kind of that James Cromwell vibe.

Dylan McDermott was taking a leak after a concert in Hollywood. Yes I looked. A lovely dick.

I’ve had better, R181.

Robert Rusler.

Has RDJ entered the thread?

My roommate saw porn star Tom Byron Jerking himself off in a stall at a Wal-Mart store in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

My great grandfather’s friend’s college alumni President’s father-in-law’s attorney’s brother’s stepson’s 3rd cousin saw Leslie Howard and Clark Gable masturbating each other in a bathroom stall at the basement sale of Gimbel’s department store.

Barack Obama (when a state senator in the early 00's), Arne Duncan, Stedman, Rahm Emanuel all worked out at the same health club in Chicago. I've listed them in order of significance, from impressive to average. The showers did not have privacy curtains back then and nudity in the locker room was much more common than today.

Obama, Duncan and Emanuel played basketball together most mornings around 6. Obama stopped coming when he began his run for president. Duncan and Emanuel would eventually join Obama in DC after he won. Rahm came back to Chicago - and the health club - when he ran for and won as mayor.

Sometimes you just have to rub one out

R187 more details. How big for each? Give estimates. Does Obama have a nice ass?

R197, your entry had a promising beginning…

The parody posts are lame and idiotic.

This is a good thread, keep the real celeb cock stories coming.

I saw Mario Lopez peeing at a movie theater in WEHO. That man has a fine dick! He asked me if I wanted to give him a hand job so I did. Cum went everywhere!

Ummm R191 Pretty sure this whole thread is a parody

r193 several of these posts are legit.

r193 this board is full of gay men in LA and NY. Seeing celebrities is almost an everyday occurence in these cities. It doesn't beggar belief that some of our posters have pissed at a urinal next to a celebrity.

R194 Sure Jan. HOWEVER, it's a fun thread that I am enjoying.

r196 see r195

I was at an Arby's in Jersey City when Brad Pitt took my pants off and gave me the best blowjob of my life

They have the meats!

Interesting, R187, that Rahm rates last. His swagger would lead one to believe otherwise .

Maybe there's some kind of Napoleonic Complex of dick size going on. I think I have it.

I'd sooner believe Barack and Rahm's dongs swinging to and fro at the EBC before that nonsensical horseshit where the basement queen claimed she saw Barack and Rahm fucking in Man's Country. 😄 🤡

I saw Alex Mecum changing at my gym. He was standing in the locker room completely naked with a raging boner checking something on his phone. That guy is sex on a stick... a very large stick.

R201. Or maybe it’s the Napoleonic Code

[quote]My roommate saw porn star Tom Byron Jerking himself off in a stall at a Wal-Mart store in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

Porn stars often come to sad ends, but this may be the saddest ever.

In the early 2000's my friends spotted George Michael several times at The Club in Ft. Lauderdale. Not sure if they saw any dick themselves, but apparently he got LOTS of dick there.

I've seen Henry Rollins' dick. I saw him completely naked, actually. (Long story, have told it here before.)

He was way shorter than I expected, but hugely muscular. Nice average dick, huge bush. Knew he had eyes on him and was very comfortable about that.

r203 HOT 🔥

John Bolger.in the 80s such a sight to behold.

R178 celebrity testicle size?

R178 Celebrity testicle size?

I've lusted after John Bolger since One Life to Live. Please tell me more.

[quote]Barack Obama (when a state senator in the early 00's), Arne Duncan, Stedman, Rahm Emanuel all worked out at the same health club in Chicago. I've listed them in order of significance, from impressive to average. The showers did not have privacy curtains back then and nudity in the locker room was much more common than today.

R187. Please give us their dick details.

John Bolger? I need details!

Big Barry has a nice ring to it.

Fantasies should have a bit of credibility. Alex Mecum does not have an xl boner.

R216 What size is it then?

======> adequate

With Alex Mecum it's all about the way he takes a dick.

You’re going to trigger the “4 inches is average” trolls, R216.

Alex Mecum seems to be in the healthy average range.

I mean we've all seen Mecum's cock. And we've all seen Brad Pitt's cute little weiner and DiCaprio's thimble. So an EST isn't going to work if it goes "I saw Pitt and DiCaprio gaping Mecum's hole with their huge cocks."

Is seeing a porn star's dick really a celebrity sighting since their cocks are all over the internet and most of them are for hire, if you want to see it?

Anyway I saw porn star Michael Lucas's cock way back in the early 2000s when he was still advertising as an escort in the back of XL magazine. I was escorting at the time myself for shits and giggles and I always wanted to see him in person. So when a client asked me to find another escort to team up and fuck him, I hired Michael. This was before he really started in earnest his porn video empire. He actually brought a bag of VHS tapes to sell during the hookup. He had a long cock uncut cock, but skinnier than it appears on camera. Like in true measurements I would say it was 8.5/9" long. I think he advertsized 11"

On the other hand, way back when, I saw Chad Hunt's cock in person too. This was up stairs at Stonewall of all places. I thought that was a respectable Gay Rights landmark. Anyway, he was putting on a show-and-tell in front of an audience of gays. He just stood there with a raging hardon and let audience members come up and grab it. Now that is a cock. He is on the shorter side so it looks bigger. But it is a big thick beautiful cock, solid 9" I'd say.

R223 The magazines used to bill Chad's dick as anywhere from 11 to 14 (!) inches. But yes, he's a shorty so anything he has probably looks that much bigger.

Too many to list here! Read my book!!

- Barbra

Details, r183!

I gave former porn star Parker Perry head. Huge. I couldn’t make him cum because it took too long and my jaw was killing me.

Relax R226, R183 IS Robert Rusler.

Olympic gold medalist Dan Jansen. I stood next to him at a urinal at the old Bradley Center in Milwaukee about 15 years ago. Of course I looked. Not the longest but really thick.

R223 I’ve seen Michael Lucas and Chad Hunt naked at the old David Barton gym. Chad is a shorty with a huge dick that he likes to show off. He got a boner while drying off cause he knew I was looking. It was a sight to behold!

Dan Jansen was a cutie with great thighs and a magnificient ass.

R230, Who? and Who?

Could we maybe define “celebrity”? Is it your local weatherman whom no one else knows? Some porno star?

R233

To your point, Dale Hansen, a Dallas Sportcaster was a hottie back in the day…and also the sunset in Palm Springs is pretty, but just on Tuesdays, and you know what that means!

MARY!

Mary was MTF?

r70 are you saying you had sex with Ronn Moss?

A roommate of mine claimed to have had sex with Thorne #1 on B&B and said he had a "Goldilocks" cock. Not too big nor too small, just very pretty.

I've seen a few. I was a member of some high end gyms in NYC, Chicago, DC and LA over the years. Saw Clooney, Obama, Stedman (Mr. Oprah), Fred Schneider, Yannick Noah, Dean Winters, Jeremy Piven, Sen. Strom Thurmond, Pauley Shore and Nate Barkus come to mind.

R239 Only Clooney's ass because his back was turned. Ass was very white, very hairless and very normal.

R239 Details, fer Christ sake.

[quote]A roommate of mine claimed to have had sex with Thorne #1 on B&B and said he had a "Goldilocks" cock. Not too big nor too small, just very pretty.

I assume that means your roommate was a bear.

[quote]Nate Berkus

Is Nate a particularly dongful lad, r239?

Nate seems like the kind that would have very precise manscaping to make his dong look bigger.

Nate was average. A bit worked up in the showers with no curtains. He's not tall and slender so his package is fitting to his frame. Nothing to brag about but nothing to be ashamed of. Perhaps just on the smaller end of average.

Was your roommate who had sex with Clayton Norcross (Thorne #1) a man or a woman?

r246 Man.

Richard Gere, and that's all I'll say about it.

Jeremy Piven in the sauna in LA at the City Spa. Nice hanging cock and low hangers. He really spread his legs so his junk was showcased. Cut. Some trimmed hair. Looked good.

Clayton Norcross was a wet dream when young

He sure was. Had to google him.

If you're going to dangle the carrot, at least describe it for us.

It looked like a carrot.

Sometimes those pointy tips are just too pointy.

Well, if we’re talking porn stars, then CutlerX. Massive. And he sure knows how to use it

Chis Meloni at the gym. He likes to be naked. It was at the old Crunch on Broadway and Houston which had an open shower room. He took really long showers but never showed wood.

R61,

Do you mean Equinox? That gym hasn't been a Reebok gym in possibly a decade.

[quote]Joshua Morrow from the soap world is fucking hung.

Details please, R120.

[quote] Richard Gere, and that's all I'll say about it.

Yeah, we've all seen "Breathless".

Please tell me that Obama's cock is intact.

Smelly uncut cock? Yuck.

Please tell me it resembles this in some way. (Perhaps not as exaggerated, of course.)

LMAO

R120, here is a photo of Joshua Morrow in wet swim trunks. Based on this pic, he appears to have an average cut cock, but maybe the water was cold:

I was told a long, long time ago by someone who worked with Joshua M during his modeling days that he was seriously packing, possibly double digits.

Straight as a board, but banging body and big dong.

I thought there were nudes of Joshua M out there that debunked him being hung

R266/R264/R258 he's not interesting enough to care what side his dick is.

no cock though

I have no idea who Joshua Morrow is. I'm guessing he's a soap actor. WTF with grown men who watch soaps? I don't know any IRL. Seriously, I've never known a single gay man who watches soaps. DL is the only place where I've ever seen this.

I used to play ball with Josh 25 years ago. Josh is a nice guy with a hot body, but he is of average size.

R183 I showered with him in high school during gym class.

I used to hook up with ex gay porn star Donnie Russon in Brooklyn. I had n op idea who he was, only that he's an insatiable bottom sex pig. He has a great cock, but sadly he donesn't like to use it and very seldom got hard. However he has a very accommodating hole and mouth.

R272 go look at his Twitter feed.

R272

I also used to hook up with Donnie Russo back in the 90’s He was a sweet guy with a serious opioid problem that he was happy to talk about. Donnie used to hang out naked in his crib and have sex with whomever walked through the door. He was amazing sex using both holes. After about the 6th time I realized he didn’t remember me from the last time and it didn’t matter, he was just there to be used.

Porn stars and soap actors aren't really celebrities.

r275 Porn Stars and Soap Actors are interchangeable.

[R274] Donnie Russo didnt remember me either and we'd been fucking for years. Turns out, he does remember and is prbably more lucid than we think. I later found out the mirrored closet door is actually a two way mirror with a camera recording all of the sex we had. It all ended up on his pre-onlyfans pay site

well he's using his dic here, r272.

OP FULL OF SHIT! WHERES PICS?

R276.

Truer words…

[quote]Porn Stars and Soap Actors are interchangeable.

If only.

Damn, Donnie Russo is a fucking mess.

His Twitter is something else. Apparently, he's a very proud pig.

The humanity!

Josh has been on YR for like what, 30 years?

R284, yeah, I think Joshua Morrow started on Y&R in 1994, so that would be 30 years now. He's gone from long-haired hunk to 50-year old Daddy in that time.

Is Grayson McCouch gay?

Ask Betty Buckley, R286.

Back in the 90s I saw Adrian Pasdar's cock at a urinal. He caught me looking and glared at me like "wtf?!" Nevertheless, his meat was beautiful, uncut and surprisingly dark.

^ this was at a fundraiser in Hollywood that the Dixie Chicks were involved with.

I have no reason to believe Grayson McCouch is gay, r286. But yeah, ask Betty Buckley.

I’m the celebrity of my own bed. Pay myself so much attention.

R288. Adrian Pasdar was married to Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks, 2000-2019, now divorced. They have two sons, born in 2001 and 2004.

Madonna’s.

Adrian Pasdar was sexy as hell in his short-lived tv show, Profit.

I also saw Chris Meloni naked at a gym in my hometown, where he was filming a movie. He was naked for a considerable length of time in the locker room. Thick cock, low hangers; his bush seemed larger and denser than on his appearances on "Oz".

He was handsome as hell, and talked with anyone who saw him.

Only gay men know what a big cock is. Most women don’t sleep around and think everything is massive. I’ve seen these supposed massive cocks as reported by women and they’re very rarely that big. It’s big to them because they’ve had about 5-10 cocks max in their lives.

Was Anthony Perkins hung?

R296. You don’t know the slutty women I know.

R297. Google Anthony Perkins Swimsuit and judge for yourself.

My uncle saw porn star Erik Everhard stroking himself inside a stall at an IHOP in Ardmore, Oklahoma.

OMG, TRADE at an IHOP!!!!!

Didn't one of you blow Richard Speck?

Saw Eric Roberts', brother of Julia, father of Emma. Small weiner, but great body.

I sucked Darryl Zanuck’s cock every Thursday afternoon for seven years.

Was that the "tree" you sang about, Helen?

[quote] My uncle saw porn star Erik Everhard stroking himself inside a stall at an IHOP in Ardmore, Oklahoma.

Was the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity?

R296 has blown every one of his girlfriends’ husbands.

Daniel Radcliffe in Equus in the West End several years ago, naked. Impressive for his stature, with a gigantic bush.

[quote]Only gay men know what a big cock is. Most women don’t sleep around and think everything is massive. I’ve seen these supposed massive cocks as reported by women and they’re very rarely that big. It’s big to them because they’ve had about 5-10 cocks max in their lives.

Straight women can definitely be size queens. Practically every girl I know has bragged about the size of their boyfriend/husband's dick. My sister-in-law bragged about her son's dick. When he was born, she didn't count fingers and toes. She counted inches.

R308, she sounds a little extreme if she was measuring her son's dick.

R308, I think r296's point is that yes women can think they are size queens and want big, but they don't know what big is because they have't seen as many cocks as gay men. I too must agree. I had a female coworker who was hooking up with a male coworker and she was just going on and on about how big he was. He was sending her photos. She finally showed me, and I was like, "oh..." I was bigger than he was.

On the flip side, I had a young female coworker who would tell people who'd listen how big her boyfriend's dick was. She told me privately that it was as big as her forearm. She took it as a badge of honor the day she rushed in and told her gay friend she was finally able to do anal (I kid you not). I told her, don't tell other women how hung your boyfriend is cause you're asking for trouble. She showed me a pic of it soft, and he as massive. He was one of those tall 6'6", hot/goofy looking guys like an Ashton Kutcher type.

Wow. Seeing Donnie Russo again is a shock to the system. He was sexy in his own unique way in his prime.

R311, yeah, Donnie Russo had a hot sex scene with Aiden Shaw back in the mid-90's in "Grease Guns".

R311 Not anymore,, babe

There was someone on a past thread who said he had blown Gary Sandy [WKRP in Cincinnati) a couple of times. Said it was huge.

He's not a major celebrity, but I was at the urinal next to former American figure skating pairs champion John Zimmerman at a National Championships. I took the opportunity to check out his cock. Above average. Cut.

Keir Dullea

Ed Koch. Gross body, difficult to discern penile quality under the belly, fupa and hair.

R316 Gone Tomorrow.

R317, When, where and how?

New York Sports Club, 90s

Things suddenly then took a turn…

“Dear Penthouse Forum, These things usually don’t happen to me…. I used to score some prime dick at NYSC back in my hey day. I’d wait in my knees in the corner of the locker room, or just to the side of the entry in the sauna. But one day, none other but the most toad-like mayor of NYC crossed my path and forced me to address his wiener.”

I hope we are spared the details about Ed Koch.

Was Koch or Bloomberg more toad-like?

I hope the Keir Dullea peeper comes back.

Indeed, R323.

Good question, R324!

Unfortunately I saw Al Franken’s when he lived in NYc before he was elected a senator from MN. In an Upper West Side gym locker room. Actually saw little of his cock because of his pudgy belly and his Yeti like pubic bush. Just the head. Not the stuff of masturbatory fantasies.

Ed Koch was tall, not really a toad.

R315, did he have a bush? Did he see you look?

John Lindsay gave me crabs! To hell with penile quality. He had no Wessonality.

R330, I didn't get to notice whether John Zimmerman had a bush. I also got the sense he knew I was checking out his cock, but he didn't seem to mind. He is straight, but maybe as a figure skater he is used to being around a lot of gay guys and isn't uncomfortable around us.

Op/r6

I was a member of Sports Connection during that time period and went every day. Sad to hear it’s gone.

R333 The building is there and it’s still a gym, but it’s changed hands and names and identities so many times, I doubt the vibe is the same after 3 decades.

Ed Koch frequented the NYSC on Lex and 51st early weekday mornings. A limo picked him up afterwards. He used to sit on a bench in the locker room clad in a towel and watch the hot finance guys dress and undress. I saw him taken out twice by ambulance and I always assumed his heart couldn't handle all the hotness. He was, as expected, gross.

[quote]The building is there and it’s still a gym, but it’s changed hands and names and identities so many times,

I remember when it was the Beverly Hills Sports Club which was weird because it was in WeHo. This was in the 70s. That place was famous for hookups. They filmed the Travolta movie Perfect there and he hooked up with Tony Baressi in the steam room, same guy who later sold him out to the Enquirer. Another time Peter Falk dropped his Benz off with the parking attendant, only he didn't realize the club had no parking attendant. His car was stolen but he got it back.

I think you mean Paul Baressi, the original hot daddy.

you got it right R337. Guess he just looked like a Tony to me.

r334 at this point the building is held together by dried cum.

I’m sure all the DLers are dying to know about the details of one Ed Kroch (sp).

R339 Nacreous layers.

My dad's best friend caught Steven St. Croix stroking himself in a stall at a Waffle House just outside Atlanta.

Lon Chaney

My aunt's father-in-law caught Marc Wallice stroking himself in a booth at a Wendy's in Sacramento.

Francis X. Bushman at a Palm Springs pool party.

Tricky Dickie

My third cousin caught T.T. Boy stroking himself inside a stall at a Trader Joe's in Portland, Maine.

I followed Jimmy Smits into a hotel lobby men's room many years ago hoping for a urinal look. He ducked in a stall and did not stay long AT ALL. He glared at me on the way out.

My grandma sucked off friesland

R348. Jimmy Smits can be that way. Moody as hell.

My aunt rimmed Lee Harvey Oswald.

^ right in his hairy knoll.

Last time I had explosive diarrhea was when I was 10 and we were driving home from Pizza Hut where I had just eaten one of their Priazzo deep dish Pizza’s. I had to squeeze my ass cheeks together and maintain a board straight position, until we got home. It was terrifying the inevitable possibility of it all. I remember running from the car to the toilet with my hand literally covering my ass trying to hold it all in.

I’ve shit myself by accident, but never uncontrollably.

R353 Not to add to your embarrassment, but your fecal eruption seems to have splattered onto this thread. Perhaps you were aiming somewhere else? I really hope you get where you’re trying to go.

By the way, to save you time and effort, you don’t need to use an apostrophe to pluralize words.

Anthony Perkins would have been a fun dick to see.

OP did you hook up with all these men. How did you see them live and in color.

Seeing clips of ‘Full House’’ it looks like that John Stamos has a big cock. Any pics?

Didn't Dennis Christopher show his huge cock in some low-budget gay movie where he plays a gay man who intentionally infects cheating closet cases with HIV...A real feel-good film.

Crispin Glover

R105, we were doing theater together. And he was a tad narcissistic and not embarrassed about walking around a little hard. Strictly straight at the time and, to be honest, a little reptilian in his focus. But I guess that's what ambition is and can accomplish.

Better looking young.

Details please, R359?

R361 It was around 1994. I gave him my number, he called and we met at his place, somewhere off Madison or Lexington in the 20s or 30s. He had no furniture, only a yoga mat in the living room with candles around the perimeter of the room. We did oral and made out. Nice thick dick, 7" with a large flat head - hard to describe. It was good until he started reading his poetry - then I wanted to leave. He never called again and I was fine with that.

R357 Stamos does not but he likes em big. He is a BOB. Big ole Bottom.

R363 — John Stamos sleeps with men? I would've thought he was as straight as they come. He's more like an early metrosexual than anything else.

Was it John who used to bottom for Kin Shriner? Or was that Billy Warlock?

I know John Stamos. Very, VERY straight.

[quote] I know John Stamos. Very, VERY straight.

Well, unless he’s very, Very, VERY straight, I’m going to believe R363 and R365 .

Not the first time I read this R363....

Do John and his wife have an open marriage?

[quote] Donald Trump's. It's tiny. —Stormy D.

That mushroom-headed cocklet is small, but sweet as can be; and licking those balls and rimming that delicious ass, always makes my lady poosie wet.

R363 here. An open secret in Hollywood. I know a guy who used to fuck him every oscar night as a tradition. My friend is pretty high up at a Studio and has a massive dick (I got Stamosed myself by him lol).

I've heard for years that Stamos is bi and likes MMF play. He and Ryan Phillippe had a few trysts. Allegedly.

Hot, R372

More gossip: One reason (there were many) why Reese divorced Ryan was his occasional habit of playing with the boys. She didn't like that at all.

[quote] An open secret in Hollywood. I know a guy who used to fuck him every oscar night as a tradition. My friend is pretty high up at a Studio and has a massive dick (I got Stamosed myself by him lol).

I love this for you!

I too have heard about Stamos and Kin Shriner. Don't know who was on top, but, apparently, they were caught in flagrante in a GH dressing room.

She has a bad gaydar then, doesn't she R374? Though Phillippe doesn't really ping to me.

Dear Penthouse Forum: I never thought I'd be writing this, but...

My partner saw Matthew Broderick's dick in the bathroom of a NYC restaurant many, many years ago. It was a brief glance, said it was nothing that special, and, when Matthew was leaving the bathroom he just gave my partner an awkward, embarrassed look.

Phillippe seems totally straight, unfortunately.

Irrelevant, R380. He's hot, so as far as the DL is concerned, he must be at least bi, like John Stamos. Any rumor, no matter how unsourced and non-specific, is proof enough, while actual, documented real life behavior is just frau-talk.

^^^ "... documented real-life HETERO behavior ..."

But you do type like a frau R381, do you even know the meaning of the word gossip?

When people have PROOF it's no longer gossip, rumor, hearsay.... It's simply a fact.

Before late 2017 Kevin Spacey being a naughty queen was just hearsay... Even though it was true.

Ryan Phillippe catching the occasional dick, esp. during MMF play, is old news in Hollywood. Reese was really embarrassed by all the talk.

This thread is worthless without pics!

Ooh, get a load of Miss Youthquake at r27!

So much delusion on the DL.

Keanu

I know Keanu is cut. He and River Phoenix both got circumcised around the time of My Own Private Idaho. I have not idea why though.

Ryan Phillippe's cock:

Geezuz

Oh, Billy…

Thanks R390

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

OP, you dope, you’re supposed to describe each one.

Ernie Kovacs back in ‘61

Sarah Jessica Parker is hung like a horse!

Forest Whitaker at a urinal at LAX. Very small, unimpressive.

Roger Ebert at a urinal at the University of Colorado back in the 1980s when he was giving a lecture. Also very small, unimpressive.

Michael O'Keefe at a urinal at SFO. Big, thick, dangling. And he was one of those hands-free guys who wasn't at all ashamed to let it all hang out and let other guys have a look.

Hank Azaria in the locker room of the Sports Connections, early 1990s. Probably the smallest dick I've ever seen.

At least Hank is somewhat entertaining.

That’s something, right?

Oops, forgot where I’m posting.

Did Azeria have a big bush?

R399 No, as I recall, he was all trimmed up.

Great body, but I was really hoping for a bit more potatoes to go along with the meat.

Azeria is queen, right?

[quote] Azeria is queen, right?

R401 See? This is how scurrilous rumors get started.

His last name is AzAria.

R397, a shame that you only got to see small cocks, and not any big ones. : (

R383 So...admittedly, DL gossip is bullshit which is EXACTLY what R381 is saying. Thank you for clearing that up.

R403 Michael O'Keefe's was big. That was nice.

One of my huszhbandsz.

But I can't remember whicsch one.

Are you mentally challenged R404?

People come here to GOSSIP, if it's a proven FACT it's no longer just gossip.

Gossip CAN BE true, just because it's gossip it doesn't mean that it's a lie, what Frau R381 has tried to imply is that gossip are always lies. Sometimes they are, sometimes they aren't.

If she wants to believe no Hollywood guy has ever slept with another man, then DL is clearly the wrong place for her.

Francis X. Bushman’s dick.

R408 Were you his agent?

R408 may very well be Methuselah, the eldest of living eldergays.

Giancarlo Esposito American actor. . We use to go to a same gym. I loved watching him sitting spread eagled. in the steam room with that big uncut dick hanging over the bench. 😈 The good old days.

r411

he's a gay right?

R411 That looks like a lesbian feminist literature professor.

That's a terrible picture of GE. Here's a much better one.

Is he hairy around his cock and balls?

R413, he's one of the greatest villain actors of our generation. He is Gustavo Fring from "Breaking Bad."

"used to", R411, not "use to" - they may sound the same but they mean something different.

Giancarlo is straight but still has a beautiful uncut floppy dick.

James Naughton from “ Devil wears Prada” and many other things. He went to the westside Y in the 90’s and they had communal showers. Such a beautiful body and a lovely cut dick of slightly above average size. Pretty sure he is straight.

R419. He's straight

Renfro fucked Friezland

Renfro got fucked…in so many ways.

Michael T. Weiss I won’t go into too much detail but in the late 90’s Michael was an incredibly hot man 6’3” with a muscular body and an average cut cock.. Worries about AIDS seemed to stifle his behavior (no PREP yet) but he enjoyed watching and was great to look at. I hope he’s conquered his demons and is happy now.

R423 Did you see him at a sex party?

R424.

R423 here. No it was a smaller gathering

What demons did Weiss have?

R425 He dealt with substance abuse.

R423 DO go into detail. That’s the point of this thread.

[quote]Worries about AIDS seemed to stifle his behavior (no PREP yet) but he enjoyed watching and was great to look at. I hope he’s conquered his demons and is happy now.

Isn't that the plot of Jeffrey?

R419 Hot. I've always found him sexy.

James Naughton also played the cad husband in The First Wives Club. Small role, no lines, but he was in the funeral scene for Stockard Channing's character where he was teasing trophy wife Heather Locklear's nipple right there in the pews of Frank E. Campbell. Scoundrel!

R429 The plot from the play/movie Jeffrey was inspired from real life. Do you think Michael was the only person worried about getting HIV? Your life must have been very dull.

Heather and her areola were shocked! SHOCKED I TELL YOU!

r426 I had sex with Wiess. He was a Tina lover.

Who doesn’t love Tina?

r435 yeah...not THAT Tina lol.

R434. How was the sex with Weiss and his crystal loving self?

R419 Were you both taking a shower at the same time? Did he catch you looking? Tell us more!

Are you an urologist in Hollywood?

Not me, but a male friend of mine hooked up with Alexander Skarsgard in NY in the late 90s and he told me it was a BIG one when it got hard. AS bottomed, btw.

Isn’t Skarsgard into gang bangs? Eww.

LIES!!!!

R438. Just showering after a workout. Maybe he saw me checking him out but male nudity in gyms was more casual then. Nothing happened, much to my disappointment.

I need more details on Michael T. Weiss' penis and how he fucked.

R440 I have a friend who hooked up with Brad Pitt in NY in the early 90s. He told me it was a big one. He raw dogged him. In a sling. In the middle of Times Square. It was playing on one of those jumbotrons.

Brad Pitt is hung like a hamster

Brad Pitt is hung average, just like you.

I’m still amazed that average is like 5.5 inches. You mean a good number of guys are under 6”?

R448 Factor in girth, and “average” can be more than satisfactory.

If most guys could just factor in girth, I’m sure they’d factor in a longer cock first.

Richard Gere, XS

Rutger Hauer, M-L

Wilt Chamberlain, XXXL

Here are the 1995 paparazzi naked photos of Brad Pitt:

Brad Pitt's cock in the famous 1995 paparazzi photos:

In the crazy mixed up world of celebrity relationships, It almost seems like another world to think he was practically engaged to Gwenyth Paltrow at that time.

Duchovny’s hiding a big one under that tea cup?

Is Brad slightly fluffed there or fully hard? Nice pubes btw.

[quote]Duchovny’s hiding a big one under that tea cup?

That's what Howard Stern told him and he said not quite.

R15. Totally fluffed…pap shots like that were and still are coordinated.

R457 David is a big, thick, fat liar.

R457 Reverse psychology