Happy birthday Queen of Pop Janet Jackson!

An icon for the ages

Her visit with Drew last week was cute.

None of those photos are recent Janbot. Janet doesn't look like that.

What happened to her flop tour? Did she cancel another tour again?

Here's a recent image of Janet:

Her legacy…

Leg 2 of her successful Together Again tour from last year begins in the summer and she’s taking it to Europe in the fall

Typical how the fag at R3 who jumps at every Janet thread would make her way into this one.

Fuck you Jabba the gorilla/R7. Have some F&Fs.

Here’s a recent as in a couple of weeks ago photo for the asshat at R3.

[quote]Leg 2 of her successful Together Again tour from last year begins in the summer and she’s taking it to Europe in the fall

I heard it's already been cancelled R6. Janet's management has said that she has throat cancer and would need to cancel the tour. No refunds. So sad.

^You tried (and failed, as per usual).

That's not a recent image of Janet R9. Stop lying.

[quote]I heard it's already been cancelled [R6]

And I heard that your mother sucks cocks in hell. See how that works?

Everybody knows that will never happen R11.

[quote]That's not a recent image of Janet [R9]. Stop lying.

Uh, it was literally two weeks ago. But, you digress…

What number was Janet on that list again? It was pretty far down.

Was it #78? Embarrassing.

Janet is morphing into Oprah with those big glasses. I wonder if she will be the new face of Wegovy or Ozempic ?

Where’s the new album she was releasing 4 years ago?

No record label will sign her now R18 so she can't release anything unless she pays for it out of her own pocket. She's already been twice fired from previous record labels for lacklustre sales and lack of public interest.

I would LOVE to see Janet but only if the concert is held in the midway stadium of a C List State Fair.

Oh man. I just blocked the poster using the fag slur, and the entire thread disappeared, save comments OP and R18.

Well that can't be right R21.

But I think OP has given up and now I feel a bit bad actually.

It's nice to see an artist who has not ruined her face and body with fillers, injections, and implants and who puts on a show that respects her millions of fans.

Her cheek implants look ridiculous.

[quote]Oh man. I just blocked the poster using the fag slur, and the entire thread disappeared, save comments OP and [R18].

You’re a liar, and not a very good one. I’m the OP and have posted roughly 8 times in this thread, which is less than half of the posts.

She’s trending on Twitter and they’re playing all her vids on cable.

[quote]Have some F&Fs.

[quote]Her cheek implants look ridiculous.

She’s had those cheeks since she was a child.

Michael would have been 66 this year. Weird.

Janet looks so much like the pre-ruined face Michael. They both had those cheeks. I like Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty. Happy birthday Queen.

Will her bastard baby Rebbie raised be sending her a card?

Remember when she was a fat Muslim?

It may be true that she’ll be distilled down to Michael Jackson’s sister who caused shame at the Super Bowl half time show, but for me, I’ll always be thankful that she made my Mom sing and dance along to the radio whenever “What Have You Done For Me Lately” would play. Mom was a classical music fan, so it was rare for pop music to reach her in that fashion.

[quote]It may be true that she’ll be distilled down to Michael Jackson’s sister

With a legacy that birthed generations of copycat female dance/pop/R&B performers after her, I highly doubt that would happen.

[quote]who caused shame at the Super Bowl half time show

She didn't rip her own top off. Only the Karens and Kevins from middle America who remain unbothered when dozens of kids are shot up in schools but clutched their proverbial pearls over a half-second flash of a black woman's nipple-shieled breast were offended, so fuck 'em. And, if those stupid commercials shown during the SB aren't enough to cause the entire affair shame, then...

Breathtaking!

R12 why lie? Why lie? You are weird.

Miss Thang is still trending on Twitter.

^FAKE

as long as she's doing this she can't 'sing'

Whatever happened to that “kid” from the pregnancy she faked to cover up her weight gain?

^It was real and he’s growing and adorable.

OP, Janet Jackson is not the Queen of Pop. That honor goes to Madonna.

Janet, Queen of Pop.

Janet, Duchess of Dumplings

Janet, Empress of Empanadas

Janet, Queen of Pop.

[quote]Janet, Queen of Pop.

Google gives the facts R48:

Good for her! If you go to Dennys and tell them its your birthday, they will give you a free meal. You just have to present ID. Janet can still get a free birthday dinner if she waddles over there before midnight.

Queen of Poop.

Bitch so fat she is being transported by a crane now.

Janet- Princess of Pudding, Pies, and Pastrami

Eissa!!!! Bring me the cake!!!

[quote]Bitch so fat she is being transported by a crane now.

No.

Rolling Stone gives facts.

Rhythm Nacho

All For Me

Black Fat

The Best Things in Life Are Free (If You Order the Jumbo Platter)

Countess of Cocoa Puffs.

Janet is a true entertainer, the REAL deal.

There’s nothing worse than a hating fag.

All out of bananas, Jabba?

Faggots!

Monkey says what?

^Faggy says huh?

[quote]^Faggy says huh?

Sit down, nigga.

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If Madonna can pull 2 million people in Rio, I wonder how many Janet can pull at her biggest show?

I really would like her so much more if she'd just quit with the fake baby voice whisper thing. It's so weird.

[quote]Sit down, nigga.

Can a faggot use the N word if he’s not black?

I don't know how Janbot has not been permanently banned despite using the f word on repeat, thousands of times, for years.

See r4

It has no nose.

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[quote]Can a faggot use the N word if he’s not black?

Can a fat nigga frau use the F word if she's not gay?

[quote]I don't know how the cunt who’s constantly pressed by Janet and Janbot has not been permanently banned despite using the N word on repeat, thousands of times, for years.

Fixed.

Pressed = ebonics.

ASK ASK ASK.

NOT AXE AXE AXE.

R56 because that magazine NEVER does fluff pieces for fading singers paid for by their PR machine. 🙄🙄🙄

[quote] If Madonna can pull 2 million people in Rio, I wonder how many Janet can pull at her biggest show?

6.

No, not 6 million. Just 6.

And Jabba the gorilla will be three of them if her welfare check comes in.

She could do a hometown tour and just do the Northwest Indiana casino circuit.

[quote]6. No, not 6 million. Just 6.

Wasn't that the final tally for the Erotica album's sales? LOL.

MANdonna will NEVER, and I mean NEVER, be an Academy Award nominee.

From the OP's link:

[quote] Janet Jackson’s [bold]larger-than-life journey[/bold] is soon to be immortalized in a comic book.

LOL

[quote] Janet Jackson’s larger-than-life journey is soon to be immortalized in a comic book.

Yeah, Baby Huey

"Velvet Cake" "That's the way my weight goes" "Love will never do without food" "What have you cooked for me lately?"

If = Jif 🥴

Rhythm Bacon.

The Pleasure Munchables

[quote] Wasn't that the final tally for the Erotica album's sales? LOL.

It's the final tally for all of the songs Janet has released since the Superbowl, combined.

That is a GORGEOUS photo of her, OP.

She needs to stop pulling her facial skin back. Now.

Someone to Call My Supper

Jif

How old is her nose?

The shirt she is wearing at r1 she borrowed from her brother.

R37 You shameless ass cunt. I’m about to read you to filth. Look at the mafuckin hands. You used wonder app or some AI generated service. I don’t even fuck with whispercoo like that but I am sick of the disrespect of black women. You will stop being racist today. This site, this brilliant site will stop its relentless bashing of black female celebs while uplifting homophobic liberal white men.

IT STOPS TODAY.

[quote]That is a GORGEOUS photo of her, OP.

It is!

Is that Evelyn Champagne King at R103?

😂 That Janet quote at R87 never gets old.

I remember 10 years ago a toxic queen in our group kept calling our friend Becky fat. Not explicitly but in so many microaggressions, passive aggressive ways. He was relentless less in his body shaming. One day Becka had the nerve to work up and say “My man loves my love handles you drunken faggot”. 😆. She was banished from our group and fired from her job. I stood up for Becka and felt she did nothing wrong. And the comeback was perfect.

Sometimes you must fight fire with fire.

[quote]This site, this brilliant site will stop its relentless bashing of black female celebs while uplifting homophobic liberal white men.

You'll die holding your breath until that happens, retard/R104.

[quote]IT STOPS TODAY.

Do tell us when that happens, you fucking moron/R104.

I’d do an AI version of Madonna but it keeps coming up with old women holding rosary beads…

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[quote][R37] You shameless ass cunt. I’m about to read you to filth. Look at the mafuckin hands. You used wonder app or some AI generated service. I don’t even fuck with whispercoo like that but I am sick of the disrespect of black women. You will stop being racist today. This site, this brilliant site will stop its relentless bashing of black female celebs while uplifting homophobic liberal white men.

[quote]IT STOPS TODAY.

Oh boy, PeeCake is drunk again!

There…you have to use her last name…

Looking more like Peggy Lipton…I also asked for saggy breasts so I don’t know what that is…

I think she used to be a very attractive woman...circa "The Velvet Rope", and before. But those large frames are best suited to people with noses. And they aren't making her face look any smaller by comparison...because that's a trick too. I have no issue with plastic surgery, but I mourn the loss of Janet Jackson's physical beauty.

Wow, Jabba and Teacunt together on one thread. So much crazy homophobic bullshit, it can hardly be imagined.

R117 I stand up for gay rights all day everyday. I am 100% LGB. Drop the fucking T.

R115 made the HAG look like Iggy Pop, which is not too far off.

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R120 Omg my bussy is dripping wet. Please fuck me.

[quote] Drop the fucking T.

We'd like to drop the Teacake.

R121, we really don't need you to post AI photos of your mother.

That’s a disgrace to mothers everywhere!

I smashed that…..repeatedly.

You mean her nose, r127?

Even Janet's SANE fans know that she has never been referred to as The Queen of Pop.

Queen of Poptarts.

I love some of her songs and I certainly like her more than Jennifer Lopez. But she’s not the best singer. And she has come across as pretentious at times. But so has just about every other entertainer at some point in their career.

[quote]Even Janet's SANE fans know that she has never been referred to as The Queen of Pop.

Proving idiots like you wrong is not only a pleasure, it is my duty.

Her streams are sad. Her music is unfortunately forgotten.

From the pages of some 3rd rate rag, r132?

Yeah, credible.

Poor r132!

Thanks for posting that at R132, Jabba. It means you FINALLY have admitted that the only reason Janet had a career was to be a placeholder for Michael until Bad came out.

Cinnabon wishes and Cheetos dreams…

I just had breakfast. I poured myself a bowl of Lucky Charms and out came two tickets for Janet's upcoming tour.

(Portion) Control

When I Think of Food

Baby, nothing else seems to matter

[quote]From the pages of some 3rd rate rag, [R132]?

Rolling Stone (R56) is actually quite credible. You've heard of it, no?

I love how Lizzo only told the truth and how much it thoroughly bothered HAGdonna's aged, white queen fanbase.

They even recognize it in Canada...

[quote]58 years young.

58 years "young" because OP's photo of her is at least 20 years old.

Jabba, the only reason you're defending Lizzo is because her wardrobe is the only one that would fit you.

Of course I'm familiar with Rolling Stone, r144. They know a legend when they see one!

78, gorilla. You need to get that number tattooed on your fat ass.

I had the privilege to attend one of Janet's concerts, and let me tell you guys something: that little lady was born to entertain.

Are you familiar with Billboard, r144?

[quote]The Queen of Pop has won numerous Grammys, including best pop album and best dance recording (both for 'Ray of Light' in 1999

Madge is ready to perform….

^LOL

[quote]Of course I'm familiar with Rolling Stone, [R144].

Then you should know that the actual Queen of Pop's iconic 1993 cover is arguably the most imitated, mimicked, paid-homage-to and famous photo of a female pop star - EVER.

Seeing as you're talking about covers of Rolling Stone magazine R155 - according to Rolling Stone, Madonna has been on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine more times than any other female in history with 23 covers.

Here's a full list of all the Rolling Stone magazine covers Madonna has been on:

R155 - Madonna is also The Queen of Pop and has been the highest selling female music artist of all time for the past 4 decades and she is still holds the record for the highest selling female music artist of all time to this day in 2024. 4 decades.

Janet Jackson is not, and has never been, The Queen of Pop and she is listed at #79 on highest selling female artists of all time list. :(

The whole argument is ridiculous, there is no comparison, Madonna is in a league of her own. (no pun intended)

[quote]Then you should know that the actual Queen of Pop's iconic 1993 cover is arguably the most imitated, mimicked, paid-homage-to and famous photo of a female pop star - EVER.

My God, the delusion! Must be fun living inside your head.

I’ve never actually met a Janet Jackson fan outside of DL and Janbot.

R153/Jabba, the Rio concert proved exactly the opposite of that picture.

Janet only has a career because of her brother. Zero talent.

That magazine page posted upthread did not come from RS. RS has NEVER referred to Janet Jackson was Queen of Pop.

She looks adorable at r151.

I think we chased Koko off. Either that or the quarter on the library computer ran out.

R162 are you challenged?

Janet who?

Janbot + PeeCake= Same nut.

PeeCake IS Jabba!

R168 Don’t lie on my name again. That’s why we always have beef. I don’t fuck with Janbot like that.

[quote]Seeing as you're talking about covers of Rolling Stone magazine [R155] - according to Rolling Stone, Madonna has been on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine more times than any other female in history with 23 covers.

And not one of them is as iconic as the 1993 Janet cover.

[quote]I think we chased Koko off.

Think again, skippy.

[quote]That magazine page posted upthread did not come from RS. RS has NEVER referred to Janet Jackson was Queen of Pop.

Actually it is, and your delusion just makes that verified fact even more pleasing.

[quote][R162] are you challenged?

She is, to the nth degree. All of these Janet haters are.

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[quote] I love how Lizzo only told the truth and how much it thoroughly bothered HAGdonna's aged, white queen fanbase.

Right, because Janet's fanbase is so youthful.

The Queen of Pop has to be the biggest female pop artist around the world which would automatically disqualify Janet. Madonna, Mariah, Whitney, Celine and even Barbra were all Queens of Pop at different times, with Madonna in the 80s and overall (currently the biggest female pop star of all time). Janet never had that kind of success globally. Nobody would dare suggest that there is another Queen of Soul aside from Aretha Franklin. Why? Because she is easily the most successful female soul singer of all time, nobody else comes close. So it makes no sense to claim Janet as the Queen of Pop when she was mainly a regional act.

R179 Janet is the Queen of Poop.

[QUOTE]to claim Janet as the Queen of Pop when she was mainly a regional act.

Mainly regional acts don't have careers where they've sold out venues on multiple continents for decades and receive massive greetings overseas such as this...

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Of course you have time. You don't do anything but sit at home smoking rock.

Jabba at R182, Leif Garrett is still popular in Bangkok, so there goes your theory.

R182. Janet was mainly a regional act. The vast majority of her sales are from The United States. Compare that to the likes of MJ, Madonna, Celine, Mariah, Whitney, etc. who got 50% or more of their sales from outside of the US. Janet doesn't compare.

Careful R183, you don't want to get CUNT Peecake R181's smoke.

Happy B-Day Jane Jeffers!!

Janet is in the top 50 of Apple’s recently released 100 Greatest Albums of All Time list (top 40, to be exact). Madonna barely cracked the top 70.

^Yeah, Like A Prayer is dated as hell, uneven in spots and really isn’t all that great as a collective whole. Control, on the other hand, created a whole new sub-genre of R&B, solidified another Jackson family act as a superstar and influenced generations of artists in various genres of music, and continues to do so to this day.

That Apple Music list is ridiculous and nonsensical. Miseducation is a great album but it is nowhere near the greatest album of all time. Definitely not ahead of the likes of The Beatles.

My sides! Control ahead of the likes of Hounds of Love, Innervisions, Exodus, Appetite for Destruction, Sign O'the Times, A Love Supreme, Are You Experienced?, Master of Puppets, etc?

Beyonce has two entries? Amy Winehouse in the top 10? Taylor Swift on here? Yeah, this is hilarious.

Isn't Baja Fresh making a special burrito for the occasion?

[quote] ^Yeah, Like A Prayer is dated as hell, uneven in spots and really isn’t all that great as a collective whole. Control, on the other hand, created a whole new sub-genre of R&B, solidified another Jackson family act as a superstar and influenced generations of artists in various genres of music, and continues to do so to this day.

None of this ever happened, gorilla, except in your diseased head.

Like Janet but I have to post this:

You diseased queens can crow until you're blue in the face that Janet is a regional artist, but the receipts say otherwise. Moving the goalposts to suit your narrative is trite and a waste of time.

What a bunch of low rent awards, all bought by her husband or by herself, via her publicity team.

That Apple list is full of bullshit placements, but the fact that Janet is in the top 40 and Madonna is nowhere to be seen until the late 70s is sweeter than a glass of southern iced tea (and accurate, to say the least).

[quote]all bought by her husband or by herself, via her publicity team.

She wasn't married when she was awarded most of them, but you digress.

Hi Jabba Gorilla at R203

[quote] She wasn't married when she was awarded most of them, but you digress.

Learn how to read, Gorilla. I said her husband OR herself. Fuck, you're retard.

R199 O my Gawwd!! Artiest at MAMA2018!!!

[quote]the fact that Janet is in the top 40 and Madonna is nowhere to be seen until the late 70s is sweeter than a glass of southern iced tea (and accurate, to say the least).

100%

[quote] Madonna is nowhere to be seen until the late 70s is

Well, Janet is very familiar with that position since she's been a solid #78 for decades.

Whereas Madonna is #1.

Purple Rain and Thriller (or maybe Off The Wall, which I sometimes feel is better than Thriller) should be duking it out for the top 2 spot, and Janet's The Velvet Rope should be top 10 easily. Madonna is where she belongs, way down at the bottom with a weak album.

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