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‘Anti-sex’ beds have arrived at Paris Olympics...

after horny athletes admit to orgies amid competition

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by Anonymousreply 26May 15, 2024 12:50 PM

Imagine all that training and at the peak of your beauty and not being able to get off!

by Anonymousreply 1May 15, 2024 8:29 AM

Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who hate gays.

by Anonymousreply 2May 15, 2024 8:30 AM

[quote]horny athletes admit to orgies

Hot! Any gay ones happening?

by Anonymousreply 3May 15, 2024 8:32 AM

R1 ever hear of masturbation?

by Anonymousreply 4May 15, 2024 8:37 AM

As if olympic athletes can't fuck against the floors, walls, windows and hanging from the ceilings.

The beds are cardboard, recyclable and inexpensive. Seems sensible, not anti-sex.

by Anonymousreply 5May 15, 2024 8:39 AM

How is an anti sex bed possible? And if 20 year olds want an orgy they'll have one goddamn it anti sex bed or not. Gays can do it on on a concrete slab.

by Anonymousreply 6May 15, 2024 8:46 AM

AND actively/tirelessly work against us R2.

by Anonymousreply 7May 15, 2024 8:51 AM

Cardboard beds? Never mind sex, they won't be able to sleep!

by Anonymousreply 8May 15, 2024 8:53 AM

R8 why not? There is a mattress, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 9May 15, 2024 8:55 AM

You're fucking atop an anti-sex bed and its flimsy cardboard platform collapses, you:

a.) Stand up, put your clothes on, apologize to your host for having taken things too far, and bid your leave;

b.) You die! You absolutely just die of embarrassment! right on on the shambles if mattress and collapsed cardboard frame

c.) You laugh and keep fucking, and spray some splooge over the collapsed cardboard frame, "Recycle that!"

by Anonymousreply 10May 15, 2024 8:59 AM

Macron only approves of sex with old ladies

by Anonymousreply 11May 15, 2024 9:22 AM

Forget the beds, those rooms are so tiny!!

How do those athletes sleep in such cramped quarters???

And there's no air conditioning. Did you see the portable fans set up in the rooms?

It looks like a prison cell!

I've seen college dorm rooms that are bigger than these Olympic Village rooms.

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by Anonymousreply 12May 15, 2024 9:31 AM

These are probably anti-bed bug beds.

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by Anonymousreply 13May 15, 2024 9:45 AM

Those beds would do absolutely nothing to combat bed bugs, R113. All you need are little plastic cups at the bottom of the bed frame legs that are too slippery for them to climb and mattress protectors—neither of which these beds feature. This is just cheapness.

If I were a participating athlete I'd be insulted as hell. You'd get a more comfortable bed in a homeless shelter. And who the hell gives anyone the right to tell a group of consenting adults whether or not they can fuck in their private quarters? Is this a Catholic girls school?

by Anonymousreply 14May 15, 2024 9:53 AM

They’ll just fuck on the floor then.

by Anonymousreply 15May 15, 2024 10:20 AM

On a French floor ? ewwww

by Anonymousreply 16May 15, 2024 10:23 AM

That won’t stop anyone from fucking.

by Anonymousreply 17May 15, 2024 10:40 AM

I've been fucked behind trash bins in Central Park after midnight. With rats scurrying about. If you want to fuck, you'll fuck.

by Anonymousreply 18May 15, 2024 11:26 AM

This is clickbait created by NY Post. Absolutely NO ONE in Olympic organisation has ordered these beds to serve as !!!ANTI-SEX BEDS!!!.

They are cheap and sustainable.

The very suggestion that the French -- THE FRENCH -- are "anti-sex" is risible (laughable!) and typically ugly American.

by Anonymousreply 19May 15, 2024 11:32 AM

R18 That was hot. Free again tonight?

by Anonymousreply 20May 15, 2024 11:34 AM

“That was amazing!” 🐀

by Anonymousreply 21May 15, 2024 11:42 AM

Good luck to the weight lifters and wrestlers trying to sleep in those beds.

by Anonymousreply 22May 15, 2024 12:28 PM

Let them bone, they don’t have anything else to do during these events. They can’t drink, they can’t do drugs, they can’t have nice meals of French food, they have to go to bed early. Gotta indulge in something

by Anonymousreply 23May 15, 2024 12:39 PM

The French are such cheapskates.

by Anonymousreply 24May 15, 2024 12:44 PM

Complete bullshit story by NYPost. French Olympic officials are handing out 300k condoms and are encouraging athletes to have as much (safe) sex as they want.

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by Anonymousreply 25May 15, 2024 12:49 PM

And no, this isn't about the bed bugs either. That panic was for some reason manufactured by Russian trolls online, as pointed out by Macron. There was no bed bug epidemic in Paris. We fell for it here on DL as well.

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