Shirtless Tom Cruise, 61, shows off abs at beach on break from filming ‘Mission: Impossible 8’

His body looks like a landslide.

Or an avalanche.

Well well well, if it isn't Princess Tinynips

Father Time and Gravity have never been defeated.

The bitchy gays at the Daily Mail are now writing for the New York Post, I see.

He's the BEST BOY!!! And that ass who will destroy any fans. Because he's a self important ass.

Aging happens to everyone. At least Tom was a fine little specimen for decades.

No one here is denying that except for Tom.

Can't he ask The Rock for a recommendation for a good chest guy? Who worked on his tits?

Father Time and Gravity ravaged her like two methed-out Colombian rent boys!

It looks like his entire torso and tits are sliding off! Gross!

And Mission: Impossible 8? Also gross.

What abs?

He has quite a large honker. doesn't he?

He looks like somebody’s grandpa.

Brad looks great at 59.

[quote]He has quite a large honker. doesn't he?

Well you know what they say about guys with large honkers, don't you?

[QUOTE] He looks like somebody’s grandpa.

You wouldn’t hesitate to drop to your knees for him.

Speak for yourself, R16. All of us aren't star-struck frauen like you.

There isn't, and never was, anything sexy about him.

He has always looked like he was carved out of a bar of soap.

Disgusting R16. You're talking about batshit insane Tom Cruise who is a clinically insane Scientologist and we all know what they believe.

I'm surprised, I thought he’d be much more fit. Time catches us all.

Cruise's abs look okay, but his tits are sliding downhill.

R14. What's with Brad Pitt and that hideous ugly ink all over his body? I thought he had more class than that. Disgusting and disappointing.

There comes a point in every life where you keep your shirt on. Let this be a lesson to him.

He’s always had a weird body. Nothing like Pitt’s which is perfect.

He looks like he's had a double mastectomy.

He needs to remove the loose skin, assuming he is particularly vain, which Tom is.

It happens to many.

Look at Iggy Pop. He still has rock hard abs admist the loose skin.

[quote] What's with Brad Pitt and that hideous ugly ink all over his body? I thought he had more class than that. Disgusting and disappointing.

You do recall he was married to that blood-letting nepo baby, right?

Original thread.

R4, the DM got there first!

[quote] Father Time and Gravity have never been defeated.

Time, tide and trolley wait for no man. Let her go, motorman!

[quote] He looks like he's had a double mastectomy.

Perhaps he should get together with Angelina Jolie?

I'm 101 and my tits don't sag like that sack of liposucked idiocy, greed and cultish depravity.

He needs to keep the shirt on. No one wants to see his saggy tiny tits.

Yeah, I had no idea Brad Pitt had tattoos. Why be so good looking and then destroy it? They look awful.

Too much of that coconut cake that he sends for Christmas.

I don't think he looks that bad but I have a few comments:

-Why is he nuclear winter white, and also pink? -It looks like something surgical is going south on his chest. Pec implants? Lipo? Something is amiss.

Other than that he doesn't look that bad. Not hot tho.

Yeah, I'm guessing Brad got that hodgepodge of tattoos when he was involved with Angelina Jolie. Horrible.

Tom Cruise has always had a short torso, in proportion to his legs. The space between his shoulders and nips has always been short.

He’s a teeny tiny guy. I was shocked when I got in an elevator with him once in Lincoln Center decades ago. At 5’11” I towered over him. Even with two inch lifts he couldn’t have been more than 5’6”. What’s crazy is Nicole Kidman is Amazonian, really tall and stunningly beautiful. I don’t know how pictures with them together ever worked IRL for so many years. Did he carry apple boxes with him everywhere?

Looks like melted rubber. Too many liposuctions.

Seniors should not dress like little boys.

gotta be a nominee for a SAG award,

He sure looks odd. Other older celeb grandpas like Chris Pine have normal bodies. Even the old men like Harrison Carbrand have still a human structure. Is Tom Cruise....?

Even Arnold Schwarzenegger's body became saggy. It happens.

R14 Brad had good procedures and won the genetic lottery.

Girl got some saggy tittays

tall, slender guys with athletic builds tend to age well and have very nice bodies even when 60+ Guys, especially short guys who built up a lot of muscle tissue beyond what is natural to their frame, tend to sag out at this age..

[R22] Brad is basically trailer trash born in Oklahoma. So the tattoos are not surprising at all. It's in his DNA

R14 Brad has those skinny old man legs that almost every man gets. His face also looks overly frozen and filled.

He's crazy but hot!

You could do a lot worse.

[quote]I'm surprised, I thought he’d be much more fit. Time catches us all.

He’s had an odd body since reaching adulthood