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Shirtless Tom Cruise, 61, shows off abs at beach on break from filming ‘Mission: Impossible 8’

look at them abs!🥴

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by Anonymousreply 45May 16, 2024 6:29 PM

His body looks like a landslide.

Or an avalanche.

by Anonymousreply 1May 15, 2024 8:03 AM

Well well well, if it isn't Princess Tinynips

by Anonymousreply 2May 15, 2024 8:04 AM

Father Time and Gravity have never been defeated.

by Anonymousreply 3May 15, 2024 8:06 AM

The bitchy gays at the Daily Mail are now writing for the New York Post, I see.

by Anonymousreply 4May 15, 2024 8:06 AM

He's the BEST BOY!!! And that ass who will destroy any fans. Because he's a self important ass.

by Anonymousreply 5May 15, 2024 8:08 AM

Aging happens to everyone. At least Tom was a fine little specimen for decades.

by Anonymousreply 6May 15, 2024 8:09 AM

No one here is denying that except for Tom.

by Anonymousreply 7May 15, 2024 8:23 AM

Can't he ask The Rock for a recommendation for a good chest guy? Who worked on his tits?

by Anonymousreply 8May 15, 2024 8:25 AM

Father Time and Gravity ravaged her like two methed-out Colombian rent boys!

by Anonymousreply 9May 15, 2024 8:36 AM

It looks like his entire torso and tits are sliding off! Gross!

And Mission: Impossible 8? Also gross.

by Anonymousreply 10May 15, 2024 8:52 AM

What abs?

by Anonymousreply 11May 15, 2024 9:25 AM

He has quite a large honker. doesn't he?

by Anonymousreply 12May 15, 2024 9:28 AM

He looks like somebody’s grandpa.

by Anonymousreply 13May 15, 2024 9:45 AM

Brad looks great at 59.

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by Anonymousreply 14May 15, 2024 9:51 AM

[quote]He has quite a large honker. doesn't he?

Well you know what they say about guys with large honkers, don't you?

by Anonymousreply 15May 15, 2024 10:00 AM

[QUOTE] He looks like somebody’s grandpa.

You wouldn’t hesitate to drop to your knees for him.

by Anonymousreply 16May 15, 2024 10:09 AM

Speak for yourself, R16. All of us aren't star-struck frauen like you.

by Anonymousreply 17May 15, 2024 10:15 AM

There isn't, and never was, anything sexy about him.

He has always looked like he was carved out of a bar of soap.

by Anonymousreply 18May 15, 2024 11:40 AM

Disgusting R16. You're talking about batshit insane Tom Cruise who is a clinically insane Scientologist and we all know what they believe.

by Anonymousreply 19May 15, 2024 11:58 AM

I'm surprised, I thought he’d be much more fit. Time catches us all.

by Anonymousreply 20May 15, 2024 12:55 PM

Cruise's abs look okay, but his tits are sliding downhill.

by Anonymousreply 21May 15, 2024 1:01 PM

R14. What's with Brad Pitt and that hideous ugly ink all over his body? I thought he had more class than that. Disgusting and disappointing.

by Anonymousreply 22May 15, 2024 1:03 PM

There comes a point in every life where you keep your shirt on. Let this be a lesson to him.

by Anonymousreply 23May 15, 2024 1:08 PM

He’s always had a weird body. Nothing like Pitt’s which is perfect.

by Anonymousreply 24May 15, 2024 1:11 PM

He looks like he's had a double mastectomy.

by Anonymousreply 25May 15, 2024 1:25 PM

He needs to remove the loose skin, assuming he is particularly vain, which Tom is.

It happens to many.

Look at Iggy Pop. He still has rock hard abs admist the loose skin.

by Anonymousreply 26May 15, 2024 1:36 PM

[quote] What's with Brad Pitt and that hideous ugly ink all over his body? I thought he had more class than that. Disgusting and disappointing.

You do recall he was married to that blood-letting nepo baby, right?

by Anonymousreply 27May 15, 2024 1:37 PM

Original thread.

R4, the DM got there first!

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by Anonymousreply 28May 15, 2024 1:40 PM

[quote] Father Time and Gravity have never been defeated.

Time, tide and trolley wait for no man. Let her go, motorman!

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by Anonymousreply 29May 15, 2024 4:46 PM

[quote] He looks like he's had a double mastectomy.

Perhaps he should get together with Angelina Jolie?

by Anonymousreply 30May 15, 2024 4:47 PM

I'm 101 and my tits don't sag like that sack of liposucked idiocy, greed and cultish depravity.

by Anonymousreply 31May 15, 2024 5:00 PM

He needs to keep the shirt on. No one wants to see his saggy tiny tits.

by Anonymousreply 32May 15, 2024 5:13 PM

Yeah, I had no idea Brad Pitt had tattoos. Why be so good looking and then destroy it? They look awful.

by Anonymousreply 33May 15, 2024 5:25 PM

Too much of that coconut cake that he sends for Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 34May 15, 2024 5:51 PM

I don't think he looks that bad but I have a few comments:

-Why is he nuclear winter white, and also pink? -It looks like something surgical is going south on his chest. Pec implants? Lipo? Something is amiss.

Other than that he doesn't look that bad. Not hot tho.

by Anonymousreply 35May 15, 2024 5:56 PM

Yeah, I'm guessing Brad got that hodgepodge of tattoos when he was involved with Angelina Jolie. Horrible.

Tom Cruise has always had a short torso, in proportion to his legs. The space between his shoulders and nips has always been short.

by Anonymousreply 36May 16, 2024 3:25 AM

He’s a teeny tiny guy. I was shocked when I got in an elevator with him once in Lincoln Center decades ago. At 5’11” I towered over him. Even with two inch lifts he couldn’t have been more than 5’6”. What’s crazy is Nicole Kidman is Amazonian, really tall and stunningly beautiful. I don’t know how pictures with them together ever worked IRL for so many years. Did he carry apple boxes with him everywhere?

by Anonymousreply 37May 16, 2024 2:32 PM

Looks like melted rubber. Too many liposuctions.

by Anonymousreply 38May 16, 2024 2:51 PM

Seniors should not dress like little boys.

by Anonymousreply 39May 16, 2024 2:53 PM

gotta be a nominee for a SAG award,

by Anonymousreply 40May 16, 2024 3:47 PM

He sure looks odd. Other older celeb grandpas like Chris Pine have normal bodies. Even the old men like Harrison Carbrand have still a human structure. Is Tom Cruise....?

by Anonymousreply 41May 16, 2024 3:58 PM

Even Arnold Schwarzenegger's body became saggy. It happens.

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by Anonymousreply 42May 16, 2024 4:04 PM

R14 Brad had good procedures and won the genetic lottery.

by Anonymousreply 43May 16, 2024 6:00 PM

Girl got some saggy tittays

by Anonymousreply 44May 16, 2024 6:17 PM

tall, slender guys with athletic builds tend to age well and have very nice bodies even when 60+ Guys, especially short guys who built up a lot of muscle tissue beyond what is natural to their frame, tend to sag out at this age..

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