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Where's Rudy?

Arizona officials say they can't find Rudy Giuliani to serve him with an indictment notice

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by Anonymousreply 61May 20, 2024 7:36 AM

Put a dollar on the sidewalk, he'll appear.

by Anonymousreply 1May 15, 2024 6:10 AM

Or besmirch the NYPD or GIHS role after 9/11.

by Anonymousreply 2May 15, 2024 6:12 AM


HIS role after 9/11.

by Anonymousreply 3May 15, 2024 6:14 AM

Call: 4 Seasons Total Lanscaping, 7339 State Road, Philadelphia PA 19136 PH: 215-624-5408. Leave a message.

by Anonymousreply 4May 15, 2024 6:26 AM

Anyone check his coffin?

by Anonymousreply 5May 15, 2024 6:30 AM

Is his passport missing too?

by Anonymousreply 6May 15, 2024 6:45 AM

Everything about him is missing..

by Anonymousreply 7May 15, 2024 7:10 AM

I predicted he was going jump off a roof at some point.

by Anonymousreply 8May 15, 2024 7:11 AM

No one here will be surprised if this ghoul either flees or kills himself.

by Anonymousreply 9May 15, 2024 8:03 AM

Just follow the trail of flop sweat.

by Anonymousreply 10May 15, 2024 8:08 AM

Did Dump bury him next to Ivanka at the golf course?

by Anonymousreply 11May 15, 2024 8:10 AM

Did someone say, "RUUUDYYY"?

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by Anonymousreply 12May 15, 2024 9:52 AM

I would like to see a sitcom with Rudy and Lindsey. They still talked about them, right?

by Anonymousreply 13May 15, 2024 10:10 AM

Look for the trail of hair dye.

by Anonymousreply 14May 15, 2024 10:27 AM

tRudy & Kitara aren’t hiding. Those drag queens are out running around NYC at night in clubs getting drunk.

by Anonymousreply 15May 15, 2024 10:39 AM

^ Is Trump along for the motor boats?

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by Anonymousreply 16May 15, 2024 10:44 AM

Did anyone check Melania’s poosey? I mean once you get past the smell, there’s enough room for a family of 5 in there!!!

by Anonymousreply 17May 15, 2024 10:50 AM

Melania’s poosey isn’t showing for Trump’s trials and campaign events. She isn’t interested in being First Lady again.

by Anonymousreply 18May 15, 2024 11:45 AM

Sounds like we're nearing endgame for old Rudy. Will it be jail before severe illness and/or death?

by Anonymousreply 19May 15, 2024 11:54 AM

Did they look in Argentina?

by Anonymousreply 20May 15, 2024 12:25 PM

Rudy badly faltered in his unrelenting service to Trump. He’s abandoned and the MAGAts don’t care what happens to him. Putin has no more use for him since he blundered with the Ukraine assignment.

by Anonymousreply 21May 15, 2024 12:52 PM

These people should know by now that Trump has no loyalty

by Anonymousreply 22May 15, 2024 1:13 PM

That little hobgoblin is not answering the door. He hits the floor in his Jersey City rental whenever they buzz his apartment. He's hoping if he can hold out and Trump wins he will be pardoned.

by Anonymousreply 23May 15, 2024 1:28 PM

Let take a minute to remember the sheer joy we all felt when his flop sweat caused his cheap hair dye to run down the sides of his face in the middle of a press conference. One of the most epic fails in the history of epic fails. Biggest idiot next to the orange menace.

by Anonymousreply 24May 15, 2024 1:31 PM

[quote] He's hoping if he can hold out and Trump wins he will be pardoned.

Should that come to pass (God forbid) it won’t stop this state indictment, or the one in Georgia. I would think that he would know that.

by Anonymousreply 25May 15, 2024 1:50 PM

R25 You are right! I had forgotten how it works. I bet that old crusty fool forgot too.

by Anonymousreply 26May 15, 2024 2:22 PM

[quote]Did Dump bury him next to Ivanka at the golf course?

He buried his daughter alive?

by Anonymousreply 27May 15, 2024 3:06 PM

Rudy is in Hollywood, negotiating for a new TV series -tentatively titled Four Seasons Law. They haven't settled on the title, because they, of course, hope it will run for more than four years. They have a sponsor locked up -each episode will be brought to you by Just For Men -The at-home hair coloring that never runs, no matter how much you sweat!

by Anonymousreply 28May 15, 2024 6:14 PM

[quote] They have a sponsor locked up -each episode will be brought to you by Just For Men—

…and the MyPillow guy, Mike Lindell’s products.

by Anonymousreply 29May 15, 2024 9:29 PM

Don't forget us!

by Anonymousreply 30May 15, 2024 9:30 PM

Check Donald Trump's anal cavity

by Anonymousreply 31May 15, 2024 9:38 PM

@r30, Never!... Looking forward to your large campaign contribution

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by Anonymousreply 32May 15, 2024 9:41 PM

[quote]He buried his daughter alive?

From your lips to God's ears.

by Anonymousreply 33May 15, 2024 11:25 PM

Hope Ruby and Shaye hunt his ass down to get the money they deserve

by Anonymousreply 34May 15, 2024 11:53 PM

He is staying at the Four Seasons

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by Anonymousreply 35May 15, 2024 11:59 PM

Someone should put his face on milk cartons

by Anonymousreply 36May 16, 2024 10:10 PM

He’s munching my carpet.

by Anonymousreply 37May 16, 2024 10:11 PM

They got him.

Eat shit, Rudy. Let's see that mugshot

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by Anonymousreply 38May 18, 2024 4:24 AM

Gotta love the AZ Prosecutor's tweet perfectly trolling Rudy's arrogant boast.

by Anonymousreply 39May 18, 2024 1:11 PM

Rudy always gets it wrong. Every single fucking time. There is going to come a time when you google "loser" the first return is going to be Rudy 🤦‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 40May 18, 2024 1:20 PM

What grave did they have to dig up to find Rudy?

by Anonymousreply 41May 18, 2024 4:18 PM

^ His own

by Anonymousreply 42May 18, 2024 4:34 PM

Das vedanya!

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by Anonymousreply 43May 18, 2024 5:16 PM

Seems like they should lock him up so he can't do this again.

by Anonymousreply 44May 18, 2024 5:47 PM

He’s got nothing to live for…why don’t you…so easy…

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by Anonymousreply 45May 18, 2024 5:50 PM

So stupid. He'll never get another bond. No prosecutor will have any difficulty demonstrating to a judge that he's a flight risk.

by Anonymousreply 46May 18, 2024 6:05 PM

It's Schadenfreude Saturday!

by Anonymousreply 47May 18, 2024 8:49 PM

Too bad he didn't listen.

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by Anonymousreply 48May 18, 2024 11:49 PM


by Anonymousreply 49May 19, 2024 12:20 AM

Rudy chose to be an operative for Trump. It has left him in shambles. He’s not alone.

by Anonymousreply 50May 19, 2024 12:36 AM

I wanna see the mugshot

by Anonymousreply 51May 19, 2024 1:33 AM

Leaving his birthday party!


Richie Taylor, a spokesman for Kris Mayes, Arizona’s attorney general who brought the indictment, said that Mr. Giuliani was served on Friday night at around 11 p.m. in Palm Beach County, Fla., as he left his 80th birthday party. “The agents by no means disrupted his event. They waited to serve him outside as he left,” Mr. Taylor said.

Mr. Giuliani’s spokesman, Ted Goodman, confirmed in a statement on Saturday that Mr. Giuliani was served “after the party, after guests had left and as he was walking to the car.

by Anonymousreply 52May 19, 2024 2:14 AM

[quote]Mr. Giuliani’s spokesman, Ted Goodman

And you think YOU have a bad job!

by Anonymousreply 53May 19, 2024 2:22 AM

^ It was either that or changing Trump's diapers 💩

by Anonymousreply 54May 19, 2024 2:30 AM

I was wondering whether he fled to ruzzia.

by Anonymousreply 55May 19, 2024 2:44 AM

I love this. The Marshal that served Rudy was actually at his party. What a chump 😂

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by Anonymousreply 56May 19, 2024 12:39 PM

Those hussies at the Giuliani birthday party; are they Trumpettes?

by Anonymousreply 57May 19, 2024 1:28 PM

Rudy Giuliani's birthday party ends with guests 'screaming and crying'

the majority of the 200 guests had left, but some of those still about “began screaming” and one woman cried as the situation unfolded.

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by Anonymousreply 58May 19, 2024 1:37 PM

Just delicious.


by Anonymousreply 59May 19, 2024 4:28 PM

This schmuck has his own coffee now. Who would buy this shit?

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by Anonymousreply 60May 20, 2024 1:45 AM

[quote] Who would buy this shit?

A bunch of residents of The Villages in Florida.

by Anonymousreply 61May 20, 2024 7:36 AM
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