Where's Rudy?

Put a dollar on the sidewalk, he'll appear.

Or besmirch the NYPD or GIHS role after 9/11.

What?

HIS role after 9/11.

Call: 4 Seasons Total Lanscaping, 7339 State Road, Philadelphia PA 19136 PH: 215-624-5408. Leave a message.

Anyone check his coffin?

Is his passport missing too?

Everything about him is missing..

I predicted he was going jump off a roof at some point.

No one here will be surprised if this ghoul either flees or kills himself.

Just follow the trail of flop sweat.

Did Dump bury him next to Ivanka at the golf course?

Did someone say, "RUUUDYYY"?

I would like to see a sitcom with Rudy and Lindsey. They still talked about them, right?

Look for the trail of hair dye.

tRudy & Kitara aren’t hiding. Those drag queens are out running around NYC at night in clubs getting drunk.

^ Is Trump along for the motor boats?

Did anyone check Melania’s poosey? I mean once you get past the smell, there’s enough room for a family of 5 in there!!!

Melania’s poosey isn’t showing for Trump’s trials and campaign events. She isn’t interested in being First Lady again.

Sounds like we're nearing endgame for old Rudy. Will it be jail before severe illness and/or death?

Did they look in Argentina?

Rudy badly faltered in his unrelenting service to Trump. He’s abandoned and the MAGAts don’t care what happens to him. Putin has no more use for him since he blundered with the Ukraine assignment.

These people should know by now that Trump has no loyalty

That little hobgoblin is not answering the door. He hits the floor in his Jersey City rental whenever they buzz his apartment. He's hoping if he can hold out and Trump wins he will be pardoned.

Let take a minute to remember the sheer joy we all felt when his flop sweat caused his cheap hair dye to run down the sides of his face in the middle of a press conference. One of the most epic fails in the history of epic fails. Biggest idiot next to the orange menace.

[quote] He's hoping if he can hold out and Trump wins he will be pardoned.

Should that come to pass (God forbid) it won’t stop this state indictment, or the one in Georgia. I would think that he would know that.

R25 You are right! I had forgotten how it works. I bet that old crusty fool forgot too.

[quote]Did Dump bury him next to Ivanka at the golf course?

He buried his daughter alive?

Rudy is in Hollywood, negotiating for a new TV series -tentatively titled Four Seasons Law. They haven't settled on the title, because they, of course, hope it will run for more than four years. They have a sponsor locked up -each episode will be brought to you by Just For Men -The at-home hair coloring that never runs, no matter how much you sweat!

[quote] They have a sponsor locked up -each episode will be brought to you by Just For Men—

…and the MyPillow guy, Mike Lindell’s products.

Don't forget us!

Check Donald Trump's anal cavity

@r30, Never!... Looking forward to your large campaign contribution

[quote]He buried his daughter alive?

From your lips to God's ears.

Hope Ruby and Shaye hunt his ass down to get the money they deserve

He is staying at the Four Seasons

Someone should put his face on milk cartons

He’s munching my carpet.

They got him.

Eat shit, Rudy. Let's see that mugshot

Gotta love the AZ Prosecutor's tweet perfectly trolling Rudy's arrogant boast.

Rudy always gets it wrong. Every single fucking time. There is going to come a time when you google "loser" the first return is going to be Rudy 🤦‍♂️

What grave did they have to dig up to find Rudy?

^ His own

Das vedanya!

Seems like they should lock him up so he can't do this again.

He’s got nothing to live for…why don’t you…so easy…

So stupid. He'll never get another bond. No prosecutor will have any difficulty demonstrating to a judge that he's a flight risk.

It's Schadenfreude Saturday!

Too bad he didn't listen.

SERVED!!!

Rudy chose to be an operative for Trump. It has left him in shambles. He’s not alone.

I wanna see the mugshot

Leaving his birthday party!

NYT:

Richie Taylor, a spokesman for Kris Mayes, Arizona’s attorney general who brought the indictment, said that Mr. Giuliani was served on Friday night at around 11 p.m. in Palm Beach County, Fla., as he left his 80th birthday party. “The agents by no means disrupted his event. They waited to serve him outside as he left,” Mr. Taylor said.

Mr. Giuliani’s spokesman, Ted Goodman, confirmed in a statement on Saturday that Mr. Giuliani was served “after the party, after guests had left and as he was walking to the car.

[quote]Mr. Giuliani’s spokesman, Ted Goodman

And you think YOU have a bad job!

^ It was either that or changing Trump's diapers 💩

I was wondering whether he fled to ruzzia.

I love this. The Marshal that served Rudy was actually at his party. What a chump 😂

Those hussies at the Giuliani birthday party; are they Trumpettes?

Rudy Giuliani's birthday party ends with guests 'screaming and crying'

the majority of the 200 guests had left, but some of those still about “began screaming” and one woman cried as the situation unfolded.

Just delicious.

MOAR!

This schmuck has his own coffee now. Who would buy this shit?

[quote] Who would buy this shit?

A bunch of residents of The Villages in Florida.