Dad thinks his son’s speedo is “too skimpy” for family cruise

His rippled hard stomach and huge throbbing cock fills me with jealousy and longing!

Shrinky dink

pics or this didn't happen

Save the Speedo for time when alone or with friends, not for a family outing.

Dad is missing a giant clue. 🦄🌈🩲🍆

I've been wondering where Joel's been lately.

This sounds like Quora. “Did you ever see your dad in a speedo?”

R4 I agree. There's a time and a place for everything - a family cruise is not the time nor place. Save it for Provincetown.

[quote]A dad on Reddit says he will buy his son condoms, host “skinny-dipping parties” and allows his son and his friends to go streaking around the neighborhood.

Why would the father buy his son condoms? Buy your own. And why would the father agree to skinny-dipping parties or streaking around the neighborhood?

By the way, I agree with no Speedos on the family cruise. You don't have to wear knee-length board shorts, but don't wear a Speedo.

But from what I understand, the Speedo was for sale on the ship. It’s not one of those revealing speedos that thrusts the junk forward in a pouch.

Only Americans would be prudish about swimwear that’s popular on every other continent.

we approve

Do you really want to be showing off your bulge (or lack thereof) or outline of your dick to your family?

That's AI! This is the 18 yo son!

Not him. Just stop! This is really him.

The son pulls out a pic of his grandfather as a young man. "See dad! You're the square!"

Aussiebum brand speedo.

I didn't know Prudence McPrude, the mayoress of Prudencetown posted on DL!

Meanwhile, the son is getting gang-banged by the wait staff in the crew members' quarters.

“That outline looks just like your father’s, you know you really are like your dad.” “MOMMMMMMM!”

Nice cock at R16. Perfect for a gay cruise.

Sexy and sweet

[quote]It appears that Jax–a “shameless flirt,” as his father calls him–wanted to “chat up girls all day long.”

Sure, Dad

I wouldn't have minded if the square cut shorts like Daniel Craig wore in the Bond movie had become a more standard option.

Long board shorts are just not comfortable with so much excess material.

Dad also sounds gay. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

[quote] Only Americans would be prudish about swimwear that’s popular on every other continent.

Wait. What?

You're holding Americans in double jeopardy for being prudish.

Dad's should know who know who Tom Daley is. The father seems creepy to me. Go to the one the shops on the ship and buy the boy better swimtrunks. Tell him to wear them or you'll never give him money or take him on a vacation again. How are people this bad a parenting. Good Lord.

Dads shouldn't (sorry)

The speedo’s the thing

Wherein I’ll catch the gayness of my offspring.

Dad needs to understand the fact that his son is entering his slutty phase and will be secretly hooking up with daddies as old if not older than his father on this "family" cruise. The skimpy speedo is simply a call sign, like a slutty Bat signal in the sky that his bussy is open for business.

“I don’t know if I told you but they make special wrappers for guys like us. Sometimes a little more room and some lube in the tip is all you need.”

It's a father's job to spend money to make his adult son look sluttier!

[quote] ow are people this bad a parenting.

R26, the guy is 18.

Meanwhile you know the daughter is in a g-string bikini and Dad has no problem with that.

I wear speedos (more precisely Budgy Smugglers or Noodle Bagz) when swimming laps at the gym. I wear trunks when I'm with family or friends at the beach or at a pool in the summer..

Wearing Budgy Smugglers is popular with rugby players (under their kit and around their mates swimming).

If his 18 year-old son wants to wear a speedo...he should do so. But maybe he ought to put trunks over the speedos if he's not swimming or sunbathing.

[quote] But maybe he ought to put trunks over the speedos if he's not swimming or sunbathing.

But she's a whore, darlin'.

Dad's a bottom.

R36 Exactly. Dirty Daddy doesn't want Slutty Son to get all the best dick on board the Good Ship LolliCock.

“Jax.” Has to be short for “JacxX’son.”

We live at the beach in South Florida. Europeans show.up in summer with a large gut, flat ass and no VPL wearing speedos. No thanks.

A buff 18 year old should flaunt it while he has got it.

I love when Deacon is proud of what he's got and shows it off!

Sounds like dad needs a big ol’ throat punch.

[quote] Dad also sounds gay. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Dad is clearly afraid that he will be aroused by his son's nearly nude presence.

"Stop staring at me, dad!"

It is a thing, I knew it!

I wish it were Jaxon Hibler from the React channel.