Harry and Meghan

If they spent all their money, why would anyone give them more?

They have no more self-serving tales to sell. They’ve already trashed their families. Time to live at their own level of accomplishment and earnings.

Meghan deserves NOTHING

Having done active service as a helicopter pilot in wartime should qualify him for a pretty good job and she might be able to fly free on a space-available basis.

Ah, no, hold up a quick sec. R-3 here and a brief fact check calls into question my impression of what Harry’s military service may have called upon him to do.

Looks like the prince who would have been best qualified to get into the thick of it was William.

I’d better leave this matter to those royal, ex-royal, and royal-by-marriage-for-a-little-while types to straighten out.

They aren't bankrupt.

Harry and Markle are fucking slimy, untalented, lying grifters.

Let them sink. But it's gonna take a while. They still have millions for doing nothing.