I'm Diane Rawlinson's hair.
I’m going to Disney World
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 14, 2024 2:59 AM |
I’m the bird on Tonya’s mom’s shoulder.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 14, 2024 3:01 AM |
I’m the endless screeching of “WHY?!”
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 14, 2024 3:01 AM |
I’m the fact people now realize that Nancy was a huge fucking cunt and Tonya was far more talented, just trashy.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 14, 2024 3:02 AM |
I’m David Letterman endlessly saying “ Gillooly.“
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 14, 2024 3:09 AM |
I'm Nancy's busted kneecap.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 14, 2024 3:13 AM |
I'm nobody Margot Robbie and one day I'll star in a movie about this and become a star!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 14, 2024 3:14 AM |
I'm Nancy's virginal white skating costume.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 14, 2024 3:22 AM |
Thanks America! The judges have had enough of this bullshit-now I'm the Gold Medal Queen!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 14, 2024 3:42 AM |
I'm the Nutrasweet ad on the rink during Tonya's triple axel
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 15, 2024 3:16 AM |
I’m the short-lived teenage crush I had on Nancy Kerrigan, I am deeply, deeply ashamed to admit.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 15, 2024 3:23 AM |
I'm the ice rink at the Lloyd Center Mall where Tonya practiced at.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 15, 2024 3:31 AM |
I'm Nancy's legally blind mother Brenda who had to watch Nancy's skating through a tv monitor close to my face.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 15, 2024 3:36 AM |
I am skinny tremulous Oksana Baiul practicing Swan Flutter Arms in front of the mirror ….
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 15, 2024 3:58 AM |
I'm the inevitable FX mini-series, American Crime Story: Tanya & Nancy
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 15, 2024 4:10 AM |
R17 I’m Sarah Paulson playing Tonya’s Mom
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 15, 2024 4:15 AM |
I’m a big fan of R14! When I was little and we had to go to my Oregon relatives’ home for Thanksgiving, we often stopped at the Lloyd Center mall and I felt so proud that it was the largest mall in the world at that time.
The PNW was a rather obscure part of the world then. We had Boeing and rain and that was about it.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 15, 2024 4:16 AM |
I'm Tonya's ciggies.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 15, 2024 4:19 AM |
R19 I was very young during the Harding saga (about 3-4 years old) but I remember accompanying my parents to watch Tonya practice at the Clackamas Town Center ice rink. It was a big event for locals at that time I think. Weirdly enough, years later while visiting my family during Christmas (I was in grad school on the east coast at the time), I went and saw “I, Tonya” at the Clackamas Town Center theater which is located next to the food court that used to house that very skating rink.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 15, 2024 4:22 AM |
I’m Tonya’s “street whore meets Barnum & Bailey” skate costumes.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 15, 2024 4:36 AM |
I’m the telescopic baton.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 15, 2024 5:02 AM |
I'm the ton o' bricks Tonya was compared to every time she landed a jump.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 15, 2024 5:02 AM |
I’m Shawn Eckhardt, the biggest boob in a story filled with nothing but boobs.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 15, 2024 5:21 AM |
Boobies boobies boobies!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 15, 2024 5:41 AM |
I’m the Heather Langenkamp TV movie nobody remembers.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 15, 2024 5:49 AM |
I'm Tonya's broken skate lace from the free program .
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 15, 2024 5:50 AM |
I'm the salty tears and the accompanying "baby taking a shit" facial expression over the torn laces.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 15, 2024 5:55 AM |
I'm Lu Chen of China rollling my eyes at these bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 15, 2024 5:58 AM |
I'm the media glow-up of Kerrigan as some New England princess despite the fact that I'm closer to a Boston fishwife.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 15, 2024 5:59 AM |
I’m Oksana touching up her makeup. Why, she’s just gonna come out here and cry again!!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 15, 2024 6:03 AM |
I'm Josée Chouinard splatting all over the ice thanks to being forced to go compete sooner than I was ready. Thanks, Tonya!
At least I'll get a ZZ Top music video cameo out of it though.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 15, 2024 6:09 AM |
I'm Michelle Kwan, waiting in the wings.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 15, 2024 6:23 AM |
I'm Elvis Stojko with the gigantic butt and martial arts moves, bro!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 15, 2024 6:33 AM |
[quote] I’m the fact people now realize that Nancy was a huge fucking cunt
We always knew this.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 15, 2024 6:49 AM |
NK: WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY 😩 TH: 🤡
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 15, 2024 6:51 AM |
I am Kurt Browning - wow! I still have my hair!!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 15, 2024 6:54 AM |
I'm a past her prime Katarina Witt.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 15, 2024 6:55 AM |
I’m the hot mic that captured Kerrigan bitching to Mickey Mouse.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 15, 2024 6:58 AM |
I’m Tonya’s makeup gun, set to full blast.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 15, 2024 7:03 AM |
“It’s Been A Long Journey From Milan To Minsk - Rochelle, Rochelle!”
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 15, 2024 2:28 PM |
I’m the media. I always side with the pretty girl
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 15, 2024 3:03 PM |
I'm the laces on the skates Tonya was unable to tie.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 15, 2024 4:21 PM |
WHY? WHY? WHY?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 15, 2024 6:04 PM |
^Nancy's sneer!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 15, 2024 6:05 PM |
Oksana seized that moment, but in retrospect, I can see why Nancy would roll her eyes. All that crying. Too much.
BTW, Oksana ended up with a drinking problem. She got arrested for DUI a while back. Hopefully, things are now under control.
It's hard not to empathize with these eastern European girls, though. They've probably been through a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 15, 2024 6:54 PM |
[quote] I’m the Heather Langenkamp TV movie nobody remembers.
Heather was perfectly cast as Nancy. I was a kid when the Tonya/Nancy saga was going on. I staying over at my aunt's house when that TV movie premiered and watching it with my cousins. Years later, I watched a couple of more times when Lifetime or LMN used to reair broadcast TV movies.
Recently, I was browsing through Freevee and I saw the Oksana Baiul TV movie on there. I had also watched that when I was kid. I watched it again on Freevee, it was pretty campy and there was a scene where Oksana is at a practice session Olympics and Nancy Kerrigan gives her a dirty look.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 15, 2024 7:14 PM |
R48, Oksana had a hard life so I'm sure she was overjoyed to win the gold. She deserved it. Nancy acted classless and acted like the stereotypical "Ugly American".
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 15, 2024 8:21 PM |
I'm the 30ish gay Tonya fan who never rooted for an athlete more in my life.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 15, 2024 8:41 PM |
I wish Tonya had skated to Divine's Native Love, it's not like her musical choices weren't fairly close to it anyway...
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 16, 2024 12:23 AM |
R52, boy. Tonya Harding skated to the music of JURASSIC PARK and she reminded the entire world of a lumbering Brontasaurus!
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 16, 2024 1:57 AM |
I'm the episode of Saturday Night Live that Nancy hosted.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 16, 2024 1:58 AM |
I'm Nancy's coach and we're fucking behind my wife's back
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 16, 2024 2:54 AM |
I think I read it here. Oksana once took a 40oz of vodka and layed down on the nearest railroad tracks.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 16, 2024 2:55 AM |
Damn, Nancy looks like a dude in the clip backstage at R45
I'm Nancy's brother, Mark. I end up killing our father.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 16, 2024 3:51 AM |
I'm the flat translucent plane of white ice on which the contestants skate.
I watch Nancy's routine, I watch Tanya's. The drama makes my ice shimmer.
I can look up under their skirts as they skate and see their panties
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 16, 2024 3:57 AM |
I'm Kristi Yamacuchi who could have prevented all of this if I hadn't selfishly decided not to stick it out two more years and go to another Olympics... and if I had, I would have easily won another Gold.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 16, 2024 5:18 AM |
I'm Oksana's stretched out sex trafficked pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 16, 2024 5:34 AM |
I'm Midori Ito who is still competing 32 years later!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 16, 2024 5:40 AM |
I'm Dorothy Hamill. Still better than all these bitches.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 16, 2024 5:46 AM |
The Ice Capades would beg to differ, Dorothy.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 16, 2024 5:53 AM |
I’m Scott Hamilton being a bitch in the commentator’s booth.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 16, 2024 6:04 AM |
Nancy has resting butch face.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 16, 2024 3:35 PM |
R65 “Okay Nancy, smile while tasting the soup.”
“Ugh, this is the corniest soup I’ve ever tasted!!!”
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 16, 2024 3:38 PM |
R61, is Midori still throwing triple axels?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 16, 2024 4:03 PM |
I’m Linda Fratianne and I STILL can’t look at my silver medal from the 1980 Olympics
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 16, 2024 4:06 PM |
Im the screen the legally blind Mrs Kerrigan uses to watch her princess skate
by Anonymous | reply 70 | May 16, 2024 4:25 PM |
[quote]I’m Nancy’s chicken noodle soup commercial that she stole from Kristi Yamaguchi.
Fixed that for you.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 16, 2024 6:35 PM |
I'm the Neil Diamond medley that Nancy skated to that was somehow considered more sophisticated and elegant than the Jurassic Park soundtrack.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 16, 2024 6:37 PM |
I'm figure skating the closest thing that sports has to dinner theater.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 16, 2024 6:40 PM |
I’m midori ito and I also could’ve prevented this from happening if I won the gold in 92 like I was expected to.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 16, 2024 7:25 PM |
I'm Tonya's low-cut skating costume, revealing that she is flatter than any of her competitors, including the males.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 16, 2024 7:39 PM |
I'm sorry, OP, I'm still processing this whole Amy Fisher thing. I'll get to Tonya Harding later.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 16, 2024 7:42 PM |
[quote]I’m midori ito and I also could’ve prevented this from happening if I won the gold in 92 like I was expected to.
It's sweet you think Midori was ever going to win in 1992... not on our watch.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 16, 2024 11:41 PM |
I'm Jill Trenary, I was actually the real pretty one, too bad I hurt my ankle and couldn't compete in '92.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 16, 2024 11:47 PM |
Kristi Yamaguchi got married to a hockey player (Stanley Cup winner) that she met at the Olympics. They've been married for 20+ years.
I think she and Nancy Kerrigan are friends.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 16, 2024 11:53 PM |
Now I want to know if Nancy was really sleeping with her coach
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 17, 2024 12:33 AM |
Jill Trenary was always billed as this beuatiful, elegant, graceful, ARTISTIC gymnast and yet if you look back at the shit she was doing you're literally wondering what the fuck people were smoking when they watched her.
And broken ankle or not, she was never going to make it to Albertville. She didn't have the technical ability to beat out any of the Americans for a spot.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 17, 2024 1:27 AM |
*skater obviously, not gymnast.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 17, 2024 1:32 AM |
I think Peggy Fleming had a soft spot for Trenary because Carlo Fassi was her coach. Jill’s goose was cooked after school figures were eliminated.
Her world title was a huge gift as Midori Itos figures were too far down to pull her up to victory which was a shame because her short and long programs were better than the year before when she won the world title.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 17, 2024 1:56 AM |
I had a teenage crush on Peter Carruthers and I'm sure some DLers have had him.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 17, 2024 2:23 AM |
Who's had Timothy Goebel's ass?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 17, 2024 2:54 AM |