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Bad Titles for Country Songs

My Toilet’s Full But My Heart is Empty

by Anonymousreply 38May 15, 2024 7:13 AM

I Won't Not Never Love Nobody More'n I Didn't Not Love You, Morwenna.

by Anonymousreply 1May 13, 2024 10:52 PM

The Christmas Poo Shoes

by Anonymousreply 2May 13, 2024 10:54 PM

Bossie’s Run Dry But’chya Can Mail My Udders!

by Anonymousreply 3May 13, 2024 10:59 PM

MILK my udders!

by Anonymousreply 4May 13, 2024 10:59 PM

A Good Old-Fashioned Small-Town Lynching by Jason Aldean

by Anonymousreply 5May 13, 2024 11:01 PM

I made a collect call to heaven, but they wouldn't put the Lord on the line

by Anonymousreply 6May 13, 2024 11:02 PM

You Tell Me I'm Your Number One, but You Treat Me Like Number Two.

by Anonymousreply 7May 13, 2024 11:13 PM

God Is Great But My Boyfriend’s a Douche

by Anonymousreply 8May 13, 2024 11:23 PM

Brenda Put Your Bra On

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by Anonymousreply 9May 14, 2024 12:45 AM

"Your Love is Like a Booger On My Finger & I Cannot flick It Off"

by Anonymousreply 10May 14, 2024 12:59 AM

Mama Killed Herself, Now My Daughter's A Hooker

by Anonymousreply 11May 14, 2024 1:19 AM

Jesus, Take My Beer

by Anonymousreply 12May 14, 2024 2:13 AM

I Got My Cousin Pregnant and My Uncle’s Up in Arms

by Anonymousreply 13May 14, 2024 2:14 AM

He Stopped Loving Cock Today

by Anonymousreply 14May 14, 2024 2:21 AM

Humpin’ on the Haybales

by Anonymousreply 15May 14, 2024 3:38 AM

My hole is sore and you are a boar

by Anonymousreply 16May 14, 2024 3:42 AM

She Thinks My Dildo's Sexy

by Anonymousreply 17May 14, 2024 3:58 AM

I Came Out in an Outhouse and All I Heard Was Shit

by Anonymousreply 18May 14, 2024 8:13 AM

Skid marks on my heart

by Anonymousreply 19May 14, 2024 9:09 AM

Cocked and Loaded for Love

by Anonymousreply 20May 14, 2024 9:10 AM

Cousin' Lovin'

by Anonymousreply 21May 14, 2024 10:33 AM

Mudslide Memories

On My Knees, Again

Just Another Backdoor Broken Heart

Tossed Salads and Tequila

by Anonymousreply 22May 14, 2024 3:21 PM

It's Been Lonely On The Range Since My Horse Died

by Anonymousreply 23May 14, 2024 3:25 PM

He Was Built Like a Shit Brickhouse

by Anonymousreply 24May 14, 2024 3:34 PM

I like that song, R9.

by Anonymousreply 25May 14, 2024 3:39 PM

(There Was Always Love In) Daddy’s Hands

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by Anonymousreply 26May 14, 2024 4:34 PM

I'll tilt my hat, so you don't have to.

by Anonymousreply 27May 14, 2024 5:32 PM

The Night the Lights Went Out at Mar-a-Lago

by Anonymousreply 28May 15, 2024 1:33 AM

Stand By Your Trans-Man

by Anonymousreply 29May 15, 2024 1:44 AM

I Hope You Dance the Macarena

by Anonymousreply 30May 15, 2024 1:52 AM

Jesus take the wheel. Pretty sure Jesus would have a clue how to drive.

by Anonymousreply 31May 15, 2024 1:53 AM

Anything Darlene McBride did!

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by Anonymousreply 32May 15, 2024 1:54 AM

My Coffee’s Cold But My Heart is Ice

by Anonymousreply 33May 15, 2024 2:03 AM


by Anonymousreply 34May 15, 2024 2:05 AM

Help Me Make it Through "Mame"

by Anonymousreply 35May 15, 2024 2:19 AM

Peggy Sue Got Plastered in Paris, Kentucky

by Anonymousreply 36May 15, 2024 6:05 AM

Take Your Tongue Out of My Mouth cuz I'm Kissin' You Goodbye

by Anonymousreply 37May 15, 2024 6:55 AM

“Every Dog (and Goat, and Horse) Will Have Its Day,” by Kristi Noem

by Anonymousreply 38May 15, 2024 7:13 AM
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